On Saturday , July 9 , 2022. 2022年7月9日,星期六。 2 : 00 pm, leaves for the Bailiang District direction from the provincial capital the passenger train. 下午 2 点,一辆从省城开往百梁县方向的客车上。 On the seat that one 20 years old is longer much the youth from the front stands, was saying to drowsy passengers: „Fellow uncle aunts the brothers and sisters, good afternoon, I called Jiang Feng, compared with «Handsome Siblings» in that first under heaven general of the same name, a Bailiang District native of Qinghe Town, just the university graduated, prepares to be engaged in the marriage introducing the work in aspect.” 一个二十来岁长得一表人才的青年从前排的座位上站起来,对着昏昏欲睡的一众乘客说道:“各位叔伯阿姨兄弟姐妹们,大家下午好,我叫江枫,跟《绝代双骄》里那个天下第一大帅比同名,百梁县青河镇人,刚刚大学毕业,准备从事婚姻介绍方面的工作。” At this point, Jiang Feng pulled out from the backpack just printed the good name card yesterday, issued the passenger who these faces compelled ignorant while says: „This is my name card, if you or relatives and friends want to look for the marriage partner, please must contact with me, I will help you find most suitable and you in the boundless huge crowd spend together the lifetime person.” 说到这里,江枫从背包里掏出昨天刚印刷好的名片,一边发给那些一脸懵逼的乘客一边说道:“这是我的名片,如果你们自己或者身边的亲朋好友想找结婚对象,请务必联系我,我会在茫茫人海中帮你们找到最适合和你们共度一生的人。” Sat that by Jiang Feng with the Auntie Che subconscious receiving name card, whole face surprised asking: „Words that young fellow, I have not misunderstood, do you want to work as the matchmaker?” 坐在江枫旁边的那位跟车阿姨下意识的接过名片,满脸惊讶的问道:“小伙子,我没听错的话,你是要当媒人？” The Jiang Feng nod said with a smile: „Good, do I truly want to work as the matchmaker, the aunt your family children married? If can look for me if no, I ensure helps you look for a satisfied daughter-in-law or the son-in-law.” 江枫点头笑道:“不错,我确实是要当媒人,阿姨你家孩子都结婚了没有？如果没有的话可以找我,我保证帮你找个称心如意的儿媳或女婿。” With saying that Auntie Che does not know whether to laugh or cry: „Young fellow, how you are so young are thinking can work as the matchmaker? Did your own matter of lifetime importance solve?” 跟车阿姨哭笑不得的说道:“小伙子,你这么年轻怎么就想着要当媒人啊？你自己的终身大事解决了没有？” Nearby aunt also interposed with a smile: „Yes, young fellow, as the saying goes ‚young people are too careless’, this year your discipline gently runs to give the person to act as a matchmaker, others are also untrustworthy!” 旁边一个大妈也笑着插话道:“就是啊,小伙子,俗话说‘嘴上无毛,办事不牢’,你这年纪轻轻的跑去给人做媒,人家也信不过啊！” Another Sir said: „Young fellow, this age, when matchmaker, although before not having, was so tasteful, but dares to act as a matchmaker, that is the person of marriage, who without the person of marriage dares to act as a matchmaker?” 又一个大爷接话道:“小伙子,这个年代当媒人虽然没有以前那么讲究了,但敢给人做媒的,那都是结了婚的人,没结婚的人谁敢给人做媒啊？” Although other passengers have not said anything, but the comparison approves Sir aunts' view, shakes the head secretly, thought that the Jiang Feng young working as matchmaker, being true somewhat indulged in fantasy. 其他乘客虽然没说什么,但都比较认同大爷大妈们的说法,一个个都暗自摇头,觉得江枫年纪轻轻的当媒人,属实是有些异想天开了。 People's question, in expected of Jiang Feng, only listens to him to say with a smile: „Fellow uncle aunts, you truly said are reasonable, but I, since dares to act as a matchmaker to everyone young, naturally has the special skill in this aspect.” 众人的质疑,早在江枫的意料之中,只听他笑道:“各位叔伯阿姨,你们说得确实有道理,但我既然这么年轻就敢给大家做媒,自然是有这方面的特长。” Smiles to ask with Auntie Che: „You said actually what special skill you do have to come?” 跟车阿姨笑问道:“那你倒是说说你有啥特长来着？” Jiang Feng observed the situation people one eyes, face earnest saying: „I will tell fortunes by physiognomy, simply speaking can act according to an appearance of person to calculate that his ( her ) marriage, this can find to suit with the person who he ( she ) marries to live, therefore in this world no one was really more suitable than to work as the matchmaker me.” 江枫环视了众人一眼,一脸认真的说道:“我会看相,简单来说就是能根据一个人的面相来推算他(她)的婚姻,这样就可以找到适合和他(她)结婚过日子的人,所以说这世上真的没人比我更适合当媒人了。” Stares with Auntie Che hears Yanxian, immediately „tittering” said with a smile: „Young fellow, your can also blow, you should not deserve the matchmaker, you should speak the crosstalk!” 跟车阿姨闻言先是一愣,随即“噗嗤”一声笑道:“小伙子,你这也太能吹了,你不应该当媒人,你应该去讲相声啊！” Everyone can also bear does not smile, may with Auntie Che this saying one, on the vehicle then smile one piece instantaneously. 原本大家还能忍住不笑,可跟车阿姨这话一出,车上瞬间便笑成一片。 Laughter that Jiang Feng has not paid attention to everyone that good intentions, said: „Don't you believe? That line, I reveal one to you now, making you have a look at me to boast.” 江枫没有理会大家那善意的笑声,说道:“你们不相信是吧？那行,我现在就给你们露上一手,让你们看看我是不是在吹牛。” Driver uncle who has driven silently hears here, could not bear collect the interest in say said: „Young fellow, you spoke the joke time relaxed, I am driving!” 一直默默开车的司机大叔听到这里,忍不住凑趣的说了一句道:“小伙子,你讲笑话的时候悠着点,我在开车呢！” „Hahahaha......” “哈哈哈哈……” Such remarks, the passengers smiled loudly! 此话一出,众乘客笑得更大声了！ „You also really think that I am cracking a joke?” Jiang Feng swept people one eyes, said: „Is the mule is the horse we draws to dawdle, now have please lifted on the friend who marries starts, I give you to calculate a marriage free, having a look at you to cross obtains the bottom to be happy!” “你们还真以为我是在开玩笑啊？”江枫扫了众人一眼,说道:“是骡子是马咱拉出来遛遛,现在就请已经结婚的朋友举一下手,我给你们免费推算一下婚姻,看看你们过得到底幸不幸福！” Before inserted that aunt hears word of words first to lift the hand, saying of smiling: „Ok the young fellow, you calculates my marriage, having a look at me to cross obtains the bottom to be happy?” 之前插过话的那位大妈闻言第一时间把手举起来,笑眯眯的说道:“行啊小伙子,那你就推算一下我的婚姻,看看我过得到底幸不幸福？” Jiang Feng said: „Ok, I first give the aunt you to calculate!” Then, the mind moves, in aunt's top of the head presents the character that several groups of he could see. 江枫说道:“行,那我就先给大妈你推算一下！”说完,心神一动,大妈的头顶上就出现了几行只有他才看得到的字。 【Name】 Li Fengying 【姓名】李凤英 【Spouse】 Chen Daguang 【配偶】陈达光 【Marital match value】 66 【婚姻匹配值】66 【Marital review】...... 【婚姻点评】…… Sees this, Jiang Feng then knew fairly well. 看到这,江枫便心中有数了。 „Aunt, your marriage was passed an examination in my opinion, although your sentiment was light, without experiencing that imposing love, but you with your lover from the marriage to the present, it is estimated that do not have the true red painted-face to quarrel a frame, was mixes to quarrel at most.” “大妈,你的婚姻在我看来算是及格了,虽然你们感情平平淡淡的,没有经历过那种轰轰烈烈的爱情,但你跟你爱人从结婚到现在,估计都没有真正红脸吵过一次架,顶多就是拌拌嘴而已。” Jiang Feng is smiling asking: „Aunt, does not know that I did say may be right?” 江枫微笑着问道:“大妈,不知道我说得可对？” Li Fengying surprised saying: „Young fellow, you can, all make you give to say unexpectedly right, I married for almost 30 years my family old man, but also really never the red painted-face has quarrelled a frame, should you not be will know me?” 李凤英一脸惊讶的说道:“小伙子,你可以啊,居然全都让你给说对了,我跟我家老头子结婚差不多三十年了,还真从未红脸吵过一次架,你该不会是认识我吧？” Jiang Feng shakes the head to say with a smile: „Aunt chatted, your my is first meeting, how I possibly know you!” 江枫摇头笑道:“大妈说笑了,你我这是第一次见面,我怎么可能认识你呢！” That Sir who before says could not bear say: „Young fellow, you helps me look, if calculates, my youngest son has not married, waits for him to come back me to ask you from Guandong to act as a matchmaker at the end of the year.” 之前接过话的那位大爷忍不住说道:“小伙子,你帮我看一下,如果推算得准的话,我那小儿子还没结婚呢,等年底他从粤省回来我就请你做媒。” In Jiang Feng eye one bright, said with a smile: „That line, settled like this, I first help Sir you look.” Then, the mind moves, in Sir's top of the head then presents the writing that several groups of he could see. 江枫眼中一亮,笑道:“那行,就这样说定了,我先帮大爷你看一下。”说完,心神一动,大爷的头顶上便出现了几行只有他看得到的文字。 【Name】 Zhang Deyuan 【姓名】张德元 【Spouse】 yellow Yizhen 【配偶】黄义珍 【Marital match value】 54 【婚姻匹配值】54 【Marital review】...... 【婚姻点评】…… Sees here, Jiang Feng sighed, said: „Sir, your marriage is a little in my opinion dangerous, was supposing to the present from the marriage regularly must quarrel, even there are much time arrived at the brink of divorce.” 看到这里,江枫叹了口气,说道:“大爷,你的婚姻在我看来有点危险啊,从结婚到现在估摸着隔三差五的就要吵一架,甚至有不少次走到了离婚边缘。” Hears here, Zhang Deyuan is excited pats the thigh, said: „Young fellow, you are fierce, all made you say, I was really caret-shaped do not gather with my family that old lady, regularly must quarrel. To be honest with you, yesterday I with her quarrelling of ruthlessly, therefore I pack the baggage to return to one's old home today, making her treat in eldest son there.” 听到这里,张德元激动得一拍大腿,说道:“小伙子,你厉害,全让你说中了,我跟我家那老太婆真的是八字不合,隔三差五的就要吵一架。不瞒你说,昨天我才跟她狠狠的吵了一架,所以今天我就收拾行李回老家,让她一个人待在大儿子那里。” The Jiang Feng consolation said: „Sir, although your marriages truly too do not match, but was crossing after all together so many years, usually can endure , then endures, considers for the children considers.” 江枫劝慰道:“大爷,虽然你们的婚姻确实是不太相配,但毕竟都在一起过了那么多年了,平时能忍则忍吧,就当是为了孩子们着想。” „Young fellow you said is reasonable, actually for these years I have not chosen the divorce, looks in children's face, otherwise I with her really less than now.” “小伙子你说得有道理,其实这么多年来我之所以没有选择离婚,也是看在孩子们的面子上,否则我跟她是真的过不到现在。” Zhang Deyuan sighed with emotion, then looks at Jiang Feng saying: „Person who young fellow, you are really have the skill, your name card I will preserve, waits for my youngest son to come back from Guandong at the end of the year, I asked you to act as a matchmaker to him said that the gate kissed.” 张德元感慨了一下,然后看着江枫说道:“小伙子,你确实是个有本事的人,你的名片我会保存好,等年底我那小儿子从粤省回来,我就请你做媒给他说门亲。” Jiang Feng said with a smile: „Good, I am waiting.” 江枫笑道:“好,那我等着。” Hears here, on the vehicle most passengers changed countenance. 听到这里,车上大部分乘客都动容了。 Only then a few was deceived to fear by the swindler the youth was still maintaining a vigilant heart, is watching the development silently, imagined to meet the new fraud? 只有少数被骗子骗怕了的青年仍然保持着一颗警惕的心,默默关注着事情的发展,忖思着自己是不是又遇到了新型骗局？ Sat in a Jiang Feng back row about 30 year youth hesitant, made noise to ask: „Buddy, can you help me calculate my marriage?” 坐在江枫后排一个三十左右岁的青年犹豫了一下,还是出声问道:“哥们,你能帮我推算一下我的婚姻吗？” „Sure!” “当然可以！” Jiang Feng nods, immediately observes the situation the passengers, said with a smile: „Today I in reveal well to everyone, considered dozen of advertisements, no matter then you were your relatives and friends, so long as wants to look for the marriage partner contacted with me, I ensure found to grow old together the associated lifetime person to you.” 江枫点了点头,随即环视众乘客,笑道:“今天我会给大家好好的露上一手,就当是打广告了,回头不管是你们自己还是你们的亲朋好友,只要想找结婚对象的就联系我,我保证给你们找到能够白头偕老相伴一生的人。” At this point, Jiang Feng then looks to that youth of back row. 说到这里,江枫便看向后排的那位青年。 【Name】 vermilion bright/light 【姓名】朱亮 【Spouse】 Zhou Limei 【配偶】周丽梅 【Marital match value】 45 【婚姻匹配值】45 【Marital review】...... 【婚姻点评】…… Sees that somewhat dazzling number, Jiang Feng cannot bear shakes the head again and again, said: „Buddy, your marriage was really bad, was more miserable than this Sir, I was supposing your kissed forms hastily, simply did not have the time to understand each other, but the result was needless to say much, the divorce could be said as sooner or later matter.” 看到那个有些刺眼的数字,江枫忍不住连连摇头,说道:“哥们,你的婚姻真的是太糟糕了,比这位大爷还惨,我估摸着你这门亲是仓促结成的,根本没有时间互相了解,而结果不用多说了,离婚可以说是迟早的事。” vermilion Liangwen said the mind big quake, pursued hastily asks: „Buddy, is really the divorce sooner or later matter?” 朱亮闻言心神大震,连忙追问道:“哥们,离婚真是迟早的事吗？” Jiang Feng face affirmative saying: „Good, only if presents the miracle, otherwise your marriage must leave sooner or later, too does not match, if you believe that I, am determined to leave as early as possible!” 江枫一脸肯定的说道:“不错,除非出现奇迹,否则你这婚迟早是要离的,实在是太不相配了,如果你相信我的话,就趁早下定决心离吧！” vermilion bright/light silent moment, said slowly: „Thanks for the advice, I know how should do, your name card I will also take care, if then I have the idea of marriage, asked you to work as the matchmaker.” 朱亮沉默了片刻,才缓缓说道:“谢谢指点,我知道该怎么做了,你的名片我也会保管好,回头如果我还有结婚的想法,就请你当媒人。” The Jiang Feng nod said: „Welcome the electricity, I a moment ago those words, so long as asked me to work as the matchmaker, I ensure looked for with you to grow old together the associated lifetime person to you.” 江枫点头道:“欢迎来电,我还是刚才那句话,只要请我当媒人,那我保证给你找个可以跟你白头偕老相伴一生的人。” The consecutively three living examples, can show that fully Jiang Feng had the person of real skill. 连续三个活生生的例子,足可以证明江枫是有真本事的人了。 Therefore, his finishing speaking, on vehicle all married people, impatient wants to make Jiang Feng help calculate the marriage. 因此,他的话音刚落,车上所有已婚人士,都迫不及待的想让江枫帮忙推算婚姻。 „Young fellow , helping me also calculate quickly, having a look at my marriage to pass an examination?” “小伙子,快帮我也推算一下,看看我的婚姻及不及格？” „Young fellow, you also helps me calculate, if can give suggested that was better!” “小伙子,你也帮我推算一下,如果能给一些建议那就更好了！” „Buddy, you helps me also calculate, if calculates, I then help you have the advertisement in the friend circle, making my relatives and friends ask you to act as a matchmaker.” “哥们,你帮我也推算一下吧,如果推算得准的话,我回头就帮你在朋友圈打广告,让我的亲朋好友都来找你做媒。” „......” “……” Following a half hour, Jiang Feng ‚’ telling fortunes by physiognomy of 11 on many married people for vehicle, each will then say their marital present situations accurately, making a passenger on vehicle exclaim. 接下来的半个多小时,江枫便一一替车上的诸多已婚人士‘看相’,每一个都会准确的说出他们的婚姻现状,让车上的一众乘客惊叹不已。 Originally Jiang Feng round the name card, everyone is not serious, after all the name card of this age was too common, said that the sentence is not exaggerating, goes out to stroll one to come back in the city, can perhaps receive several name cards. 原本江枫发出去的名片,大家都不当一回事,毕竟这个年代的名片太常见了,说句不夸张的,在城里出去逛一圈回来,或许就能收到好几张名片。 May after Jiang Feng reveals extraordinarily his ‚telling fortunes by physiognomy’ method, no matter married person unmarried person, Jane|treasure, but heavy receives the name card that he gives, and increased his WeChat at the scene. 可在江枫显露出他非凡的‘看相’手段后,不管是已婚人士还是未婚人士,都珍而重之的把他发的名片收好,并当场添加了他的微信。 As for matter that inviting Jiang Feng acts as a matchmaker, the people have not raised at the scene. 至于请江枫做媒的事,众人都没有当场提。 It is not their untrustworthy Jiang Feng acting as a matchmaker ability, but with their here manners and customs, asking the matchmaker to arrange the red packet present generally and so on will visit to invite again personally. 不是他们信不过江枫的做媒能力,而是以他们这边的风俗习惯,请媒人一般都会备好红包礼品之类的再亲自登门去请。 After all, this was also gave the matchmaker ahead of time the laborious fee/spent, even if finally this marriage could not become, being insufficient made the matchmakers be busy at work white/in vain. 毕竟,这也算是提前给媒人的一点辛苦费了,哪怕最后这门亲事成不了,也不至于让人家媒人白忙活。 Once became, that must prepare the present to agree the good red packet number to thank the matchmaker according to both sides. 而一旦成了,那就得备上礼品按照双方约定好的红包数目来答谢媒人。 ...... …… 3 : 00 pm, the passenger train stopped in the village of Qinghe Town Longshan Village. 下午 3 点,客车停在了青河镇龙山村的村口。 Jiang Feng arched cupping one hand in the other across the chest toward a passenger who has not gotten out, smiles was saying: „Fellow uncle aunts the brothers and sisters, I first got out, then our telephone or WeChat related, say goodbye!” 江枫朝还未下车的一众乘客拱了拱手,微笑着说道:“各位叔伯阿姨兄弟姐妹们,我就先下车了,回头咱们电话或者微信联系,再见了！” „Grandmaster river, bye!” “江大师,再见！” „Grandmaster river, I contacts certainly with you as soon as possible!” “江大师,我一定尽快联系你！” „Grandmaster river, I first ventilate with my family child, then gives you again the telephone.” “江大师,我先跟我家孩子通个气,回头再给你电话。” „......” “……” Looks to continue to leave for the passenger train of next door villages, in the Jiang Feng eye full is the color of anticipation. 看着继续开往隔壁乡镇的客车,江枫眼中满是期待之色。 Can he develop the reputation of matchmaker, looks at the passenger on this vehicle to give is not powerful! 他能不能打响媒人的名声,就看这车上的乘客给不给力了！