Stands on the tail of March/three months, will soon enter in April. 站在三月的尾巴上,即将进入四月。 The Snow Mountain Ranch lawn is bluer tenderly, this year raises the cattle to be many, can see their forms everywhere. 雪山牧场的草地更加青嫩,今年养得牛羊多了些,到处都能看到它们的身影。 The alfalfa crosses 25 centimeters highly, was swayed by the wind forms the grass wave, in the air also has the flavor of green grass. 紫花苜蓿高度过二十五厘米,被风吹拂形成草浪,空气中也带着青草的味道。 Lake Rota. 罗塔湖。 Jenie and that only by it gives the big tortoise, floats in aquatic, carp school of fish that the chase moves unceasingly. 杰尼和那只被它给咳咳的大王八,浮在水上,追逐不断移动的鲤鱼群。 Has only the big red carp to leap the water surface, looks at its unusual physique, if gives it place Dragon Gate, perhaps after leaping, really can turn into the Red Dragon, one meter five height, was too astonishing. 有只大的红鲤鱼跃出水面,瞧它那非同一般的体格,如果给它座龙门,说不定跃过去后真能变成红龙,一米五的身长,着实太惊人了些。 Shore white birch Shulin. 岸边白桦树林。 Among the branches extracts the light green sprout, vanishes entire winter green, has proliferated the trim grove, the form of macaw, occasionally appears. 枝条间抽出嫩绿新芽,消失一整个冬天的绿色,已经遍布整片林子,金刚鹦鹉的身影,偶尔在其中出现。 Han Xuan just got up to put on, wears the pajamas to arrive at the balcony in garret, looks into this beautiful scenery. 韩宣刚起穿,穿着睡衣来到阁楼的阳台边,眺望这美丽的景色。 The blue sky, the form clear portray of golden eagle in the deep blue sky, it is estimated that it is keeping thinking about the lambs of pasture. 万里无云,金雕的身影清晰刻画在湛蓝天空中,估计它又在惦记着牧场的羔羊们。 For these days went to the vegetables plantation to help, was tired the whole body to be sore. 这几天都去蔬菜种植园帮忙,累得浑身酸疼。 In the morning after getting out of bed, felt that night probably ran ten kilometers, raises not zeal completely. 早上起床后,感觉夜里像是跑了十公里,完全提不上劲。 „Son! Goes downstairs......” “儿子！下楼来……” „ Does not go! “不去！ Today I do not go to the plantation to help! 今天我不去种植园帮忙了！ I am also only a child, you are so how cruel-hearted! ” 我还只是个孩子啊,你怎么这么狠心！” Han Xuan interrupts father's words hastily, shouts to downstairs greatly, the parents think that he lacks the exercise, goes to the plantation to help work, was being compelled. 韩宣连忙打断老爹的话,对楼下大喊道,父母认为他缺乏锻炼,去种植园帮忙干活,是被逼着的。 „ I do not mean this, today is casual you unable to go. “我不是说这个,今天随便你去不去。 the morning news of ab television station, is discussing the product of your company, virgra! ” ab电视台的早间新闻,正在谈你公司的产品呢,virgra！” „...... Came!” “……来了！” Wears the slipper to run down the building, goes to the living room to sit side the father. 穿着拖鞋跑下楼,来到客厅坐在老爹身边。 Sees only in the television, a press woman is interviewing the man of another reporter appearance: „ Scott, you tested new product viagra of snowy mountain drugs manufacture yesterday, can tell us how feels. 只见电视里,一位女记者正在采访另一位记者模样的男人:“斯考特,昨天你试用了雪山制药的新产品viagra,可以跟我们说说,感觉怎么样么。 It really useful? ” 它是不是真的有用？” That British middle-aged person named Scott, raises both hands to look to the lens, explained: „ First here explained that I was not the ed patient. 那位叫做斯考特的英国中年人,举起双手看向镜头,解释道:“先在这里说明一下,我并不是ed患者。 To coordinate today's subject, experimented viagra personally, with the aim of giving you to report in detail. 只是为了配合今天的主题,才亲自试验了viagra,以便给你们更详细的报道。 As for really useful, I can only say, last night probably returned at age 20. 至于是不是真的有用嘛,我只能说,昨晚好像回到的20岁那年。 Today my getting out of bed time, the wife does not dare to scream to me, said that I was loaf do not help the child make the breakfast. 今天我起床时候,老婆再也不敢大声对我嚷嚷,说我偷懒不帮孩子做早餐了。 This type of blue small pill, is really a type of very mysterious thing. 这种蓝色的小药丸,真的是种很神奇的东西。 Now interviews, my misfortune resulted in the ed colleague, to protect him **, please help him get the mosaic. ” 现在采访一下,我这位不幸得了ed的同事,为了保护他**,请帮他打上马赛克。” The picture switching, presents a Caroline Zhang's fat face. 画面切换,出现一张圆圆的胖脸。 Looks at the appearance is also the television station staff, on his forehead wrote the appearance to be given to see 看打扮也是电视台工作人员,他脑门上写着外貌全被人给看见了 Han Xuan and his father, laugh as if by prior agreement, this fellow definitely worked together to give entire! 韩宣和他老子,不约而同大笑起来,这家伙肯定是被同事给整了！ After several seconds, from that line of small characters, turns into the slurred mosaic design, he said: „ My young time is all right, one time at least 20 minutes. 几秒后,才从那行小字,变成模糊不清的马赛克图案,他说道:“我年轻时候没事,一次最少二十分钟。 Probably is because smokes and adds on the work is too tired again, four years ago resulted in moderate ed 大概是因为抽烟、再加上工作太累,四年前得了中度ed Many people know my voice, Scott , helping me process the sound again, otherwise I had no way then to say downward. ” 很多人认识我声音,斯考特,再帮我把声音处理一下,不然我没法接着往下说。” Scott said: „K! The postproduction can process your sound, the Mark.” 斯考特说道:“k！后期制作会处理你的声音,马克。” Afterward, his sound turned into Donald Duck that type of hoarse card to send word: „Resulted in moderate ed, L can only insist each time for 2-3 minutes, and......” 随后,他的声音变成了唐老鸭那种沙哑的卡通音:“得了中度ed,每次l只能坚持2-3分钟,而且还……” Sets upright always the finger, straight. 竖起根手指头,笔直的。 Then is curving and is curving 然后弯曲、再弯曲 „ Can such analogy understand? “这样比喻能明白吧？ The fact is so, I for this reason was for worried several years. 事实就是如此,我为此苦恼了几年。 The wife has not complained about me, but I blamed myself, saw many doctors, to take many medicines. 妻子没有埋怨我,但我自己责怪自己,看过很多医生、吃了许多药。 At first, sign that the condition a little changes for the better slightly, but shortly after becomes more serious, in these medicines possibly increased the hormone and so on. ” 起初,病情稍微有点好转的迹象,可是不久后变得更加严重,那些药里可能添加了激素之类的。” „ Pitiful fellow, I sympathizes with you, Mark. “可怜的家伙,我同情你,马克。 No wonder meeting time Sarah asks you to ask her to drink, you have not promised her. ” 难怪聚会时候莎拉找你请她喝酒,你从没答应过她。” That press woman covers the chest, the facial expression was a pity. 那位女记者捂住自己胸口,神情可惜。 „Hehe! My wife will read the news, do not harm me to be good! This way I was not interviewed!” “嘿嘿！我老婆会看新闻,別害我好不好！再这样下去我不接受采访了！” „ Doesn't matter, Mark. “没关系,马克。 No one knows that is you. ” 没人会知道是你。” „...... May you call my name, but also more than once! “……可你们叫出了我的名字,还不止一次！ The heaven, how will have your colleagues! 老天啊,怎么会有你们这种同事！ Went home she to kill me, I have not mentioned this matter to her! ” 回家她会杀了我,我从没对她说起过这件事！” Before the television . 电视机前。 Han Xuan to is not happily good, covers the belly to laugh. 韩宣乐到不行,捂住肚子大笑。 Before the news of ab television station, was serious of becoming famous, enforced wants to look at it to no one. 以前ab电视台的新闻,都是出了名的严肃,严肃到没人想看它。 It is estimated that high levels also present this, therefore makes such funny this issue of program 估计高层们也现了这点,所以才将这期节目做得这么逗 Reporter Scott then said: „ Good, I will explain to her for you. 斯考特记者接着说道:“好吧,我会替你向她解释。 You had this sickness, she should feel relieved you very much, will not act unreasonably outside absolutely. 你得了这种病,她应该很放心你,绝对不会在外面乱来。 Do not hit me, I said am the fact, now chats takes the further information after viagra. ” 别打我,我说得是事实,现在来谈谈服用viagra后的详细情况吧。” Is called the Mark that person to continue to open the mouth: „, On that day of snowy mountain investment company arrange/cloth model of product, I have hoped that it can go on the market earlier. 叫做马克的那人继续开口:“咳,早在雪山投资公司布这款产品的那天,我就一直盼望它能早点上市。 Although other companies have also announced that their products can alleviate this sickness, but no can compared with the snowy mountain investment company, make me feel relieved...... ” 虽然其他公司也宣布过,他们的产品能缓解这种病,但没哪家能比雪山投资公司,更让我放心……” „Good, I know that Han Xuan grandfather Mr. Han Qi, with Mr. Buffett together, jointly will soon purchase our abbsp ; You do not need to worry, pat in the future the horse buttocks of boss, says the key point.” “好了好了,我知道韩宣的爷爷韩琦先生,即将和巴菲特先生一起,联合收购我们abbsp;你不用这么着急,拍将来老板的马屁,说重点。” „ Damn! Broke my me not saying that again, oneself interviews! “该死的！再打断我我就不说了,自己去采访吧！ Shuts your mouth! 闭上你的嘴！ I speaking of where? 我说到哪里了？ I felt relieved that its product, in the introduction curative effect time, its function makes me be startled. 哦,我放心它的产品,在介绍疗效时候,它的作用让我吃惊。 Knows why I asked for leave yesterday, I went to the convenience store to prepare to rush to purchase viagra! 知道我昨天为什么请假嘛,我去便利店准备抢购viagra了！ Lived 43 years old, saw that for the first time some people snatch the medicine. 活了四十三岁,第一次见到有人抢药的。 Ahead of time went to the hospital to have the condition proof, this putting 500,000 grains of medicines, can buy in the pharmacy and ss24 hour convenience store, but the purchase time must take the proof. 提前去医院开好了病情证明,这次放的五十万粒药,在药房和ss24小时便利店都能买到,不过购买时候一定要带上证明。 300,000 grains of averages to each, only then about 60 grains, in addition some convenience store boss and staff remain, few talents can buy. 三十万粒平均到每家,只有六十粒左右,再加上有些便利店老板和员工自己留着,很少一部分人才能买到。 What a pity I went lately, purchased from others hand, 80 US dollars only bought two grains. 可惜我还是去迟了,从别人手里购买,八十美元只买到两粒。 After reading the instruction booklet, above writes is taking several hours ahead of schedule, therefore I eats on the road. 看完说明书后,上面写着提前几小时服用,于是在路上我就吃了下去。 Post- next life anything, is simply unbelievable! 后来生什么,简直难以置信！ I wore the strip loose pants yesterday, in subway last time, even must cover with the package, is insufficient to lose face. 我昨天穿了条宽松的裤子,在地铁上时候,甚至要拿包遮挡着,才不至于出丑。 Tent what, at that time I was what, this was my several years has not experienced! 帐篷什么样,当时我就是什么样,这是我好几年没有经历过的！ Then the issue came, after going home, present, my wife goes out to buy the clothes with the friend, waits for that hour that she comes back, is really unendurable. 然后问题来了,回家之后才现,我老婆跟朋友出去买衣服,等待她回来的那一个多小时,实在是太难熬。 Afterward further information many did not say, the fact showed that viagra really useful, was useful! 后来的详细情况不好多说,事实证明,viagra真的有用,非常非常有用！ After waiting to go on the market comprehensively, I will certainly buy it again, although is a little expensive, but that is worth very much. 等全面上市以后,我一定会再去买它,尽管有点贵,但那很值得。 Now thought that the life becomes bright, even if you asked me, such difficult issue, I can still reply confidently. 现在觉得人生都变得光明,即使你们问我,这么难以启齿的问题,我也可以坦然回答。 Because of my health! ” 因为我健康了！” „ Good, thank the Mark photographer. “好的,感谢马克摄影师。 Only asked the staff of a person or television station, you possibly do not believe, I ask others now again. 只问一个人还是电视台的工作人员,你们可能不相信,我现在再去问问别人。 The volunteer who several have taken viagra complies to accept my interview, looked how they said. ” 有几位服用过viagra的志愿者答应接受我的采访,看他们是怎么说的。” „...... Comes! “……又来！ Scott, I must kill you! ” 斯考特,我要杀了你！” The Han Xuan snowy mountain pharmaceutical company, yesterday and apportioned the profit of seller and hospital except the transport expense, by that 500,000 grains of tabloids, deposited 4.6 million US dollars. 韩宣的雪山制药公司,昨天除去运费和分给销售商、医院的利润,靠那五十万粒小药片,入账四百六十万美元。 The cash cow formally starts to produce milk, his is very happy. 现金奶牛正式开始产奶,他心情好得很。 Sees the father to stare at itself, Han Xuan selected the eyebrow, the doubt asked: „Do not tell me saying that you must use viagra.” 见老爹盯着自己,韩宣挑了挑眉,狐疑问道:“别告诉我说你也要用viagra。” „ Go away, I am only thirty years old, is healthy, does not need! “滚,我才三十几岁,身体好得很,不需要！ Feels this chapter, probably too dirty, fears by harmony ”( to be continued.) 8 只是觉得这章,好像太污了点,怕被和谐”(未完待续。)八 ... Looks for the home station to search „” or the input website: ...找本站请搜索“”或输入网址: