Standson the tail of March/three months, will soon enter in April.
站在三月的尾巴上,即将进入四月。
The Snow Mountain Ranchlawnis bluertenderly, this yearraises the cattleto be many, canseetheirformseverywhere.雪山牧场的草地更加青嫩,今年养得牛羊多了些,到处都能看到它们的身影。
The alfalfacrosses25centimetershighly, was swayedby the windforms the grasswave, in the airalsohas the flavor of green grass.
紫花苜蓿高度过二十五厘米,被风吹拂形成草浪,空气中也带着青草的味道。Lake Rota.罗塔湖。Jenieandthatonlybyitgives the bigtortoise, floatsinaquatic, carpschool of fish that the chasemovesunceasingly.
杰尼和那只被它给咳咳的大王八,浮在水上,追逐不断移动的鲤鱼群。Hasonly the bigred carpto leap the water surface, looks at its unusualphysique, ifgivesitplaceDragon Gate, perhaps after leaping, reallycanturn into the Red Dragon, onemeterfiveheight, was too astonishing.
有只大的红鲤鱼跃出水面,瞧它那非同一般的体格,如果给它座龙门,说不定跃过去后真能变成红龙,一米五的身长,着实太惊人了些。Shorewhite birchShulin.
岸边白桦树林。Among the branchesextracts the light greensprout, vanishesentire wintergreen, has proliferated the trimgrove, the form of macaw, occasionallyappears.
枝条间抽出嫩绿新芽,消失一整个冬天的绿色,已经遍布整片林子,金刚鹦鹉的身影,偶尔在其中出现。Han Xuanjustgot upto put on, wears the pajamasto arrive at the balcony in garret, looks intothisbeautifulscenery.韩宣刚起穿,穿着睡衣来到阁楼的阳台边,眺望这美丽的景色。
The blue sky, the formclearportray of golden eaglein the deep bluesky, it is estimated thatitis keeping thinking about the lambs of pasture.
万里无云,金雕的身影清晰刻画在湛蓝天空中,估计它又在惦记着牧场的羔羊们。For these dayswent to the vegetablesplantationto help, was tired the whole bodyto be sore.
这几天都去蔬菜种植园帮忙,累得浑身酸疼。In the morning after getting out of bed, felt that nightprobablyrantenkilometers, raises not zealcompletely.
早上起床后,感觉夜里像是跑了十公里,完全提不上劲。„Son! Goes downstairs......”
“儿子!下楼来……”
„ Does not go!
“不去!TodayIdo not go to the plantationto help!
今天我不去种植园帮忙了!I am also only a child, you are so how cruel-hearted! ”
我还只是个孩子啊,你怎么这么狠心!”Han Xuaninterruptsfather'swordshastily, shoutstodownstairsgreatly, the parentsthink that helacks the exercise, goes to the plantationto helpwork, was being compelled.韩宣连忙打断老爹的话,对楼下大喊道,父母认为他缺乏锻炼,去种植园帮忙干活,是被逼着的。
„ Ido not meanthis, todayis casualyou unable to go.
“我不是说这个,今天随便你去不去。
the morningnews of abtelevision station, is discussing the product of yourcompany, virgra! ”
ab电视台的早间新闻,正在谈你公司的产品呢,virgra!”„...... Came!”
“……来了!”Wears the slipperto run down the building, goes to the living roomto sitside the father.
穿着拖鞋跑下楼,来到客厅坐在老爹身边。Sees onlyin the television, a press womanis interviewing the man of anotherreporterappearance: „ Scott, youtestednew productviagra of snowy mountaindrugs manufactureyesterday, cantellus how feels.
只见电视里,一位女记者正在采访另一位记者模样的男人:“斯考特,昨天你试用了雪山制药的新产品viagra,可以跟我们说说,感觉怎么样么。Itreallyuseful? ”
它是不是真的有用?”ThatBritishmiddle-aged personnamedScott, raisesboth handsto lookto the lens, explained: „ Firsthere explained that Iwas not the edpatient.
那位叫做斯考特的英国中年人,举起双手看向镜头,解释道:“先在这里说明一下,我并不是ed患者。Tocoordinatetoday'ssubject, experimentedviagrapersonally, with the aim ofgivingyouto reportin detail.
只是为了配合今天的主题,才亲自试验了viagra,以便给你们更详细的报道。As forreallyuseful, I can only say, last nightprobablyreturnedat age 20.
至于是不是真的有用嘛,我只能说,昨晚好像回到的20岁那年。Todaymygetting out of bedtime, the wifedoes not dareto screamtome, said that Iwas loafdo not help the childmake the breakfast.
今天我起床时候,老婆再也不敢大声对我嚷嚷,说我偷懒不帮孩子做早餐了。Thistype of bluesmallpill, is really a type of verymysteriousthing.
这种蓝色的小药丸,真的是种很神奇的东西。Nowinterviews, my misfortuneresulted in the edcolleague, toprotecthim**, pleasehelphimget the mosaic. ”
现在采访一下,我这位不幸得了ed的同事,为了保护他**,请帮他打上马赛克。”
The picture switching, presents a Caroline Zhang'sfatface.
画面切换,出现一张圆圆的胖脸。Looks at the appearance is also the television stationstaff, onhisforeheadwrote the appearance to be givento see
看打扮也是电视台工作人员,他脑门上写着外貌全被人给看见了Han Xuanandhisfather, laughas if by prior agreement, thisfellowdefinitelyworked togetherto giveentire!韩宣和他老子,不约而同大笑起来,这家伙肯定是被同事给整了!
After severalseconds, fromthatline of small characters, turns into the slurredmosaicdesign, hesaid: „ Myyoungtimeis all right, onetimeat least20minutes.
几秒后,才从那行小字,变成模糊不清的马赛克图案,他说道:“我年轻时候没事,一次最少二十分钟。Probablyisbecausesmokesandadds on the work is too tiredagain, fouryears ago resulted inmoderateed
大概是因为抽烟、再加上工作太累,四年前得了中度edManypeopleknowmyvoice, Scott , helping meprocess the soundagain, otherwiseIhad no waythento saydownward. ”
很多人认识我声音,斯考特,再帮我把声音处理一下,不然我没法接着往下说。”Scottsaid: „K! The postproductioncanprocessyoursound, the Mark.”
斯考特说道:“k!后期制作会处理你的声音,马克。”Afterward, hissoundturned intoDonald Duckthattype of hoarsecardto send word: „Resulted inmoderateed, L can only insisteach time for 2-3minutes, and......”
随后,他的声音变成了唐老鸭那种沙哑的卡通音:“得了中度ed,每次l只能坚持2-3分钟,而且还……”Sets uprightalways the finger, straight.
竖起根手指头,笔直的。Thenis curvingandis curving
然后弯曲、再弯曲
„ Can suchanalogyunderstand?
“这样比喻能明白吧?
The factisso, Ifor this reasonwas for worriedseveralyears.
事实就是如此,我为此苦恼了几年。
The wifehas not complained aboutme, butIblamed myself, sawmanydoctors, to takemanymedicines.
妻子没有埋怨我,但我自己责怪自己,看过很多医生、吃了许多药。At first, sign that the conditiona littlechanges for the betterslightly, butshortly afterbecomesmore serious, inthesemedicinespossiblyincreased the hormoneand so on. ”
起初,病情稍微有点好转的迹象,可是不久后变得更加严重,那些药里可能添加了激素之类的。”
„ Pitifulfellow, Isympathizes withyou, Mark.
“可怜的家伙,我同情你,马克。No wondermeetingtimeSarahasksyouto askherto drink, youhave not promisedher. ”
难怪聚会时候莎拉找你请她喝酒,你从没答应过她。”Thatpress womancovers the chest, the facial expressionwas a pity.
那位女记者捂住自己胸口,神情可惜。„Hehe! My wifewill read the news, do not harmmeto be good! This wayIwas not interviewed!”
“嘿嘿!我老婆会看新闻,別害我好不好!再这样下去我不接受采访了!”
„ Doesn't matter, Mark.
“没关系,马克。No oneknows that isyou. ”
没人会知道是你。”
„...... Mayyoucallmyname, but alsomore than once!
“……可你们叫出了我的名字,还不止一次!
The heaven, howwill have your colleagues!
老天啊,怎么会有你们这种同事!Went homesheto killme, Ihave not mentionedthismattertoher! ”
回家她会杀了我,我从没对她说起过这件事!”
Before the television .
电视机前。Han Xuantois not happily good, covers the bellyto laugh.韩宣乐到不行,捂住肚子大笑。Before the news of abtelevision station, wasserious of becoming famous, enforcedwantsto look atittono one.
以前ab电视台的新闻,都是出了名的严肃,严肃到没人想看它。It is estimated thathigh levelsalsopresentthis, thereforemakessuchfunnythisissue of program
估计高层们也现了这点,所以才将这期节目做得这么逗ReporterScottthensaid: „ Good, Iwill explaintoherforyou.
斯考特记者接着说道:“好吧,我会替你向她解释。Youhadthissickness, sheshouldfeel relievedyouvery much, will not act unreasonably outside absolutely.
你得了这种病,她应该很放心你,绝对不会在外面乱来。Do not hitme, Isaidam the fact, nowchatstakes the further information after viagra. ”
别打我,我说得是事实,现在来谈谈服用viagra后的详细情况吧。”Is called the Markthatpersonto continueto open the mouth: „, Onthat day of snowy mountaininvestment companyarrange/clothmodel of product, I have hoped that itcango on the marketearlier.
叫做马克的那人继续开口:“咳,早在雪山投资公司布这款产品的那天,我就一直盼望它能早点上市。Althoughothercompanieshave also announced that theirproductscanalleviatethissickness, butnocancompared with the snowy mountaininvestment company, makemefeel relieved...... ”
虽然其他公司也宣布过,他们的产品能缓解这种病,但没哪家能比雪山投资公司,更让我放心……”„Good, Iknow that Han XuangrandfatherMr.Han Qi, withMr.Buffetttogether, jointlywill soon purchaseourabbsp;Youdo not needto worry, patin the future the horse buttocks of boss, says the key point.”
“好了好了,我知道韩宣的爷爷韩琦先生,即将和巴菲特先生一起,联合收购我们abbsp;你不用这么着急,拍将来老板的马屁,说重点。”
„ Damn! Brokemymenot saying that again, oneselfinterviews!
“该死的!再打断我我就不说了,自己去采访吧!Shutsyourmouth!
闭上你的嘴!Ispeaking ofwhere?
我说到哪里了?Ifelt relieved that itsproduct, in the introductioncurative effecttime, itsfunctionmakesmebe startled.
哦,我放心它的产品,在介绍疗效时候,它的作用让我吃惊。Knows why Iasked for leaveyesterday, Iwent to the convenience storeto prepareto rush to purchaseviagra!
知道我昨天为什么请假嘛,我去便利店准备抢购viagra了!Lived43 years old, saw that for the first time somepeoplesnatch the medicine.
活了四十三岁,第一次见到有人抢药的。Ahead of timewent to the hospitalto have the conditionproof, thisputting500,000grains of medicines, canbuyin the pharmacy and ss24hourconvenience store, but the purchasetimemusttake the proof.
提前去医院开好了病情证明,这次放的五十万粒药,在药房和ss24小时便利店都能买到,不过购买时候一定要带上证明。300,000grains of averagestoeach, only then about 60grains, in additionsomeconvenience storebossandstaffremain, fewtalentscanbuy.
三十万粒平均到每家,只有六十粒左右,再加上有些便利店老板和员工自己留着,很少一部分人才能买到。What a pityIwentlately, purchasedfromothershand, 80US dollarsonlyboughttwograins.
可惜我还是去迟了,从别人手里购买,八十美元只买到两粒。
After reading the instruction booklet, abovewritesis takingseveral hours ahead of schedule, thereforeIeatson the road.
看完说明书后,上面写着提前几小时服用,于是在路上我就吃了下去。Post-next lifeanything, is simply unbelievable!
后来生什么,简直难以置信!Iwore the striploosepantsyesterday, insubwaylasttime, evenmustcoverwith the package, is insufficientto lose face.
我昨天穿了条宽松的裤子,在地铁上时候,甚至要拿包遮挡着,才不至于出丑。Tentwhat, at that timeIwaswhat, thiswasmyseveralyearshas not experienced!
帐篷什么样,当时我就是什么样,这是我好几年没有经历过的!Then the issuecame, after going home, present, my wifegoes outto buy the clotheswith the friend, waits forthathour that shecomes back, is really unendurable.
然后问题来了,回家之后才现,我老婆跟朋友出去买衣服,等待她回来的那一个多小时,实在是太难熬。Afterwardfurther informationmanydid not say, the fact showed that viagrareallyuseful, was useful!
后来的详细情况不好多说,事实证明,viagra真的有用,非常非常有用!
After waitingto go on the marketcomprehensively, Iwill certainly buyitagain, althoughis a little expensive, butthatis worthvery much.
等全面上市以后,我一定会再去买它,尽管有点贵,但那很值得。Nowthought that the lifebecomesbright, even ifyouaskedme, such difficultissue, I can still replyconfidently.
现在觉得人生都变得光明,即使你们问我,这么难以启齿的问题,我也可以坦然回答。Because ofmyhealth! ”
因为我健康了!”
„ Good, thank the Markphotographer.
“好的,感谢马克摄影师。Onlyasked the staff of a personortelevision station, youpossiblydo not believe,Iaskothersnowagain.
只问一个人还是电视台的工作人员,你们可能不相信,我现在再去问问别人。
The volunteer who severalhave takenviagracompliesto acceptmyinterview, looked how theysaid. ”
有几位服用过viagra的志愿者答应接受我的采访,看他们是怎么说的。”
„...... Comes!
“……又来!Scott, Imustkillyou! ”
斯考特,我要杀了你!”
The Han Xuansnowy mountainpharmaceutical company, yesterdayandapportioned the profit of sellerandhospitalexcept the transport expense, bythat500,000grains of tabloids, deposited4.6 millionUS dollars.韩宣的雪山制药公司,昨天除去运费和分给销售商、医院的利润,靠那五十万粒小药片,入账四百六十万美元。
The cashcowformallystartsto produce milk, his is very happy.
现金奶牛正式开始产奶,他心情好得很。Sees the fatherto stare at itself, Han Xuanselected the eyebrow, the doubtasked: „Do not tellme saying that you must useviagra.”
见老爹盯着自己,韩宣挑了挑眉,狐疑问道:“别告诉我说你也要用viagra。”
„ Go away, Iam onlythirty years old, is healthy, does not need!
“滚,我才三十几岁,身体好得很,不需要!Feelsthischapter, probablytoodirty, fearsbyharmony ”( to be continued.) 8
只是觉得这章,好像太污了点,怕被和谐”(未完待续。)八
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