MOTGAR :: Volume #8

#746: How the senior driver realizes


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Jones and Anderson newly-arrived that batch of Simmental Cattle calves, rush to pasture one kilometer away to breed in the morning, at this moment rides big Qvart to come back, plans to eat the lunch rest little while. 琼斯和安德森早上把新到的那批西门塔尔牛牛犊,赶到一公里外的草场放养,此刻骑着高大的夸特马回来,打算吃顿午餐休息会儿。 Anderson said to Jones: „ Meets the person who likes to vindicate, in the town/subdues newly-opened a French restaurant, the flavor was not too good, but the environment is good, you can lead Sarah to sit. 安德森对琼斯说道:“遇见喜欢的人就要去表白,镇上新开了一家法式餐厅,味道不算太好,但环境还不错,你可以带莎拉去坐坐。 In the pasture the male and female imbalance, you do not go to make her, several days later others on offer. 牧场里男女比例失调,你不去约她,过几天其他人就要约了。 Come on, friend of mine. ” 加油吧,我的朋友。” Un, before this feeling and different, I felt the person who she can like truly, will see next time I make her......” “嗯,这次的感觉和以前不一样,我感觉她是可以真正喜欢的人,下次见到我就约她……” Jones hears behind, broadcasts the tractor sound. 琼斯听见身后,传来拖拉机声音。 Urges the horse to walk toward the roadside, sees only a red hauling nose to appear, he has leaned the body, almost frightens falls down from the horseback, yelled loudly: Wigny!?” 驱使着马往路边走,只见一个红色的拖拉机头出现,他侧过身子,差点吓得从马背上掉下去,高声大叫道:“维尼!?” Anderson takes the seasoned person, is preparing to continue to teach Jones the experience of love, hears the cry also to turn head, the eye opened instantaneously, stares rapid setting to open! 安德森做为过来人,正准备继续教琼斯恋爱的经验,听到叫声也回头,眼睛瞬间睁大,瞪到快裂开了! Sees only the Wigny huge body, sits in the driver seat position. 只见维尼庞大身躯,坐在驾驶座位置。 Bends at the waist to roll up, like the big hair bulb, a face is grasping the steering wheel earnestly, each just studied the novice of car(riage), probably Wigny at this moment. 弓腰蜷缩,如同大毛球,一脸认真握着方向盘,每个刚学车的新手,都像是此刻的维尼。 Discovers them, stretches out only the bear's paws to wield, had greeted, the racket the chest, the roar brings happily. 发现他们俩人,伸出只熊掌挥挥,算是打过招呼了,拍拍自己胸口,吼声带着得意。 Continues by the slow speed vanguard that keeps off, slowly like snail. 继续以一挡的缓慢速度前行,慢如蜗牛。 Jones and Anderson, dumbfounded, even Qvart under place also forgot must walk. 琼斯和安德森两人,目瞪口呆,连座下的夸特马也忘记了要走。 Looks at Wigny to operate the tractor helplessly, rolls by from the side...... 眼睁睁看着维尼开拖拉机,从身边驶过…… „ Was Anderson, my eye is colored? 安德森,是我眼睛花了吗? Last night smoked half hemp, now hasn't awaked? ” Jones delay asked that lifted the arm to pinch own face, was very sore. 昨晚抽了半根大麻,现在还没醒?”琼斯呆滞问道,抬起胳膊捏自己的脸,很疼。 No, I also saw, what driving is Wigny.” “不,我也看见了,开车的是维尼。” Two people vision looking at each other, deeply inspires simultaneously, turns head to stare at the tractor, as well as above the back of that bear...... 两人目光对视,同时深吸口气,扭头盯着拖拉机、以及上面那头熊的背影...... Anderson shouts: Pursues quickly! On the road the person are many, be not given to hit by it!” 安德森喊道:“快去追!路上人多,别被它给撞到了!” Walks! My mother, the bear became a ghost!” “走走走!我的妈呀,熊成精了!” Wigny was hearing the flavor vanguard, sees front has a curve, the rotation steering wheel, discovered hastily transferred counter-, the round trip dialed immediately. 维尼闻着味道前行,见前方有个弯道,连忙转动方向盘,发现转反了,立马又往回拨。 The vehicle speed is too quick, the front collides and damages a parapet of roadside. 车速太快,车头撞坏一段路边的栏杆。 It is very excited, discovered that two old acquaintances ride a horse to surpass itself, is gradually discontented in this slow vehicle speed. 它对此十分兴奋,发现两位老熟人骑马超过自己,逐渐不满于这缓慢的车速。 Steps on the accelerator with the foot, the old style tractor and automobile manufacture is different, the speed only sped up little, most 15 step, cannot catch up with them. 用脚踩油门,老式拖拉机和汽车构造不一样,速度只加快了一点点,最多十五迈,还是赶不上他们俩。 This goods recall Old John to teach the student the time, as if must use near the right hand small iron rod, it steps the meeting and parting footboard, pushed a standard and another standard, another standard...... 这货回忆起老约翰教学生时候,似乎要用到右手边的小铁棍,它踩住离合踏板,推了一格、又一格、又又一格…… The under foot accelerator has stepped on, the shifting gears speed rapidly increases each time, do not look at the tractor to be unwieldy, the wind to 40 steps with ease! 脚下油门一直是踩到底的,每次换挡速度都迅速增加,别看拖拉机笨重,飙到四十迈轻轻松松! The vehicle speed enhances a big truncation, the hair on its face was moved by the wind, the small eye reveals the pleasantly surprised ray, how to operate the steering wheel is not familiar, rubbed upside-down the parapet of roadside again. 车速提高一大截,它脸上的毛发被风吹动,小眼睛露出惊喜光芒,对怎么操纵方向盘不熟悉,再次蹭倒了路边的栏杆。 Anderson gives way people to hide far, detected that the sound of tractor changes the sound, then looks, this looked has almost not frightened the urine. 安德森让行人们躲远,察觉拖拉机的声音变响,回头看去,这一看差点没吓尿。 In the field of vision, pit-a-pat braves the black smoke the tractor, the travel route is crooked, with train speedy approach oneself. 视野里,一辆突突冒着黑烟的拖拉机,行驶路线弯弯扭扭,跟火车似的迅速接近自己。 Quickly makes an effort to clamp the barrel, making run, occasionally saw walks the pasture staff who in the roadside, shouting: Out of the way, hides in the roadside to go quickly!” 急急忙忙用力夹马腹,让马跑起来,偶尔见到在路边行走的牧场员工,嚷嚷着:“躲开,快躲到路边去!” Wigny is not stupid, its some fear present speeds, felt autogenous control not. 维尼不蠢,它有些害怕现在的速度,感觉自己控制不了。 Loosens the accelerator slightly, stepped on two foot brakes, holds the steady steering wheel, the small eye is staring at the front, winks does not wink. 稍稍松开油门,踩了两脚刹车,扶稳方向盘,小眼睛盯着前方,眨都不眨。 Has a general understanding of the tractor, nothing but is that several sets of movements, saw that crossing has the car(riage) to open, it also knows to according to several loudspeaker reminders. 对拖拉机有个大概的了解,无非是那几套动作,见到岔道处有车开过来,它还知道要按几下喇叭提醒。 The vehicle speed placed 25 steps about, the prerequisite engine front thick smoke is billowing, the flavor smokes Wigny to retch, on the face user-friendly makes the dislike expression. 车速保持在二十五迈左右,前置发动机车头浓烟滚滚,味道熏得维尼干呕,脸上人性化做出个厌恶表情。 Meets the small curve, transfers the steering wheel again, it had found the small secret, where path to/past turns, where the steering wheel toward transfers. 遇到小弯道,再次转方向盘,它已经找到小秘诀,路往哪边拐,方向盘就往哪边转。 Just started, the tractor travel time rocked unceasingly, at this moment had very big progress, at least started out 500-600 meters, has not hit the parapet. 刚开始,拖拉机行驶时候不断晃动,此刻有了很大的进步,至少开出500-600米,还没撞到栏杆。 Anderson with Jones, really feared and this street killer travels together, front Jones runs up to acts as the traffic police, the vehicles and pedestrian who the dispersal comes. 安德森跟琼斯,实在是怕了和这个马路杀手同行,琼斯跑到前面充当交警,疏散迎面而来的车辆和行人。 Anderson on the roadside smooth lawn, urges on a horse the following tractor to run together. 安德森则在路边平坦草地上,驱马跟着拖拉机一起跑。 Sees the Wigny wholly absorbed appearance, the psychology emerges a strange thought: It will really drive, otherwise not possible on path, starts out more than one kilometer!” 看到维尼专心致志的模样,心理涌现出个古怪念头:“它是真会开车,不然不可能在道路上,开出一公里多!” The front presents some small hill, the path lays down along the mountain valley. 前方出现些小山丘,道路沿着山谷铺设。 Wigny steps on the brake, to step on again, the left leg steps on the coupling, will draw the boring bar in the future, falls until the vehicle speed. 维尼踩刹车、再踩,左脚将离合器踩到底,将挡杆往后拉,直到车速降下来。 Shifted and shifts slowly again, crushed many flowers and plants, but came finally safely, the front position hollow bulk, the paint was also delimited the flower, this was the masterpiece that a big stone left behind. 慢慢悠悠地转向、再转向,压坏了许多花花草草,但总算是安全过来了,车头位置凹陷一大块,油漆也被划花,这是一块大石头留下的杰作。 Passed this section of path difficultly, the roadside parapet did not have, deformation smoothly. 艰难通过这段道路,路边栏杆没了,地形变得平坦。 It bellowed the sound, frightens several Holstein cows that walks, found the master direction, leaves the path driving tractor, presses the tender grass acceleration to be above mundane thoughts to go. 它大吼了声,吓走路上的几头荷斯坦奶牛,找到主人方向,离开道路驾驶拖拉机,压着嫩草加速绝尘而去。 Shouted the roar dissolutely, scared the hare in thick patch of grass...... 放肆叫吼声,吓坏了草丛中的野兔…… In the carp to river course, implements the dying without a heir policy, even the small fish does not let off. 对河道中的鲤鱼,实行断子绝孙政策,即使小鱼也不放过。 March is the spawning-time of fish, other fish do not permit to fish, Asian carp is not in the list that bans to catch, let alone protects to the fish in the 90's is not strict. 三月份是鱼类的产卵期,其他鱼类不准捕捞,亚洲鲤鱼却不在禁捕的名单里,何况九十年代对鱼类保护并不严格。 Only if the luck is bad, was caught by the police at the scene, whom otherwise catches fish not to be able in the river to manage, the premise does not serve as the commercial use. 除非运气差,被警察当场抓到,不然在河里捞鱼没谁会管,前提是不用做商业用途。 Han Xuan makes the call, enabling the person manufacture to process the gefilte fish, and eliminates the gefilte fish machine that punctures. 韩宣打完电话,让人制作可以加工鱼丸、并且除刺的鱼丸机。 If department of mechanics outstanding student of one group of Massachusetts Institute of Technology, could not manufacture such simple machine, that must suspect how they are delivered to ascend the sky the rocket. 假如一帮麻省理工的机械系高材生,制作不了这么简单的机器,那就要怀疑他们是怎么把火箭送上天的了。 The distant place hikes up the hot-air balloon, on the white cotton material is drawing the cartoon head picture of panda, moreover that hot-air balloon surface, covers entirely the cartoon modeling of various animals. 远处又飘起热气球,白色的布料上画着个熊猫的卡通头像,另外那个热气球表面,布满各种动物的卡通造型。 From the present position, they flutter between the blue skies and snow mountain group. 从现在位置看去,它们飘荡在蓝天白云与雪山群间。 Han Xuan asked: „Can hot-air balloon sit the person? I want to try.” 韩宣问道:“热气球可以坐人了么?我想去试试。” Has the tourist to use, but the weather forecast said that today has the rain. “已经有游客在使用,不过天气预报说今天有雨。 You looked at the south side, the weather grow darked, best play tomorrow. ” 你瞧南边,天色变黑了,最好明天去玩。” Old Patton replied him, that side the cafeteria cold storage, was soon piled up with by the fish, did not have the place to place again, did not need to fish.” 巴顿回答他,“食堂那边的冷库,快要被鱼堆满,再多没地方安放,不用捞了。” Ok, that this. “行吧,那就这样。 Is clean freshwater mussel processing, in the evening gives the cafeteria to prepare food. 把河蚌处理干净,晚上送给食堂做菜。 Well? Who operates the tractor on the lawn? Then heavy big fellow, has pressed the place grass will die. 咦?谁在草地上开拖拉机?那么重的大家伙,压过的地方草都会死。 ...... Wigny!? ” ……维尼!?” Waits for the car(riage) to be close, Han Xuan saw that brown big head, the shock called out. 等车接近,韩宣见到那个棕色的大脑袋,震惊叫道。 On the tractor, Wigny loosens the accelerator, steps on to get on the brakes fiercely. 拖拉机上,维尼松开油门,猛地踩下刹车。 This modeling pitiful tractor, emits big group black smoke, the inertia proceeded to drive a section of road, the flameout. 这辆造型凄惨的拖拉机,冒出一大团黑烟,惯性往前驶了一段路,熄火了。 It assumes an air of self approbation to jump out of the car(riage), ran up to side Han Xuan to say anything. 它摇头晃脑跳下车,跑到韩宣身边说着些什么。 Han Xuan has not perceived, seizes firmly its semicircle furry small ear, „ were you insane?! 韩宣一句没听进去,扭住它那半圆形毛绒绒的小耳朵,“你疯了吗?! My God, how you will drive!? ”( To be continued.) Looks for the home station to search „” or the input website: 我的天,你怎么会开车!?”(未完待续。)找本站请搜索“”或输入网址:
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