Thisonlymeets the kung-fujumborabbit, the characteris bold. Onenovel
这只会kung-fu的巨无霸兔子,性格奔放过头。一小说Sizes up the roomoriginallyripe, runs up tosideminidonkeyMcDullto shove openit, seizes by force, eats the green vegetables in tray.
自来熟打量完房间,跑到迷你驴麦兜身边推开它,强取豪夺,吃起盘子里的青菜。
After snowing, the pasturecould not find the freshplantagain, itsfacial expressiontensharesreceive.
下雪之后,牧场再也找不到新鲜植物,它的神情十分享受。McDullshouldbeknew that thisrabbit, sawfoodeatingby the opposite party, althoughgrief and indignation, butdoes not dareto cometo beg.麦兜应该是认识这只兔子,见食物被对方给吃了,虽然悲愤,但不敢过来讨要。
Before stamping , the hoofwantsto drive awayit, the fistwas added the movement that serieskicksto giveto dauntbybigrabbitone, will draw backhastilyin the futuretwosteps, hitbe atsleeping soundlyconditionWigny.
跺着前蹄想要驱赶它,被大兔子一个出拳加连环踢的动作给吓住,连忙往后退两步,撞到了处于熟睡状态的维尼。Wignynosemoves, opens the eyeat a loss, whichhearspassed/livedwaitsto rememberthisrabbitshowtaste, immediatelystands erect the upper part, sitson the floor.
维尼鼻子动了动,茫然睁开眼睛,等想起这股兔骚味在哪闻过,顿时直立起上半身,坐在地板上。Is opening the smalleye, turns headto look forthatto play tricks onownfellow, saw that the rabbittimemakes noiseto roar, the angerwhips the ground.
睁着小眼睛,扭头找那个戏弄过自己的家伙,看到兔子时候出声咆哮,愤怒拍打地面。Possiblyis the ceramic tiletoohardreason, Han XuandetectedclearlyWignyfacetwisted for severalseconds, theninstallscalm.
可能是瓷砖太硬的缘故,韩宣清晰察觉维尼面部扭曲了几秒,接着又强装淡定。
The bigrabbiteats the thingunhurriedly, chewing carefully, but the mouthmoves the frequencyto be quick, holds an appleto rotate, gnawsfast.
大兔子不慌不忙吃东西,细嚼慢咽,但嘴动得频率快,抱着颗苹果转动,飞快啃完。Revealstwobigfront teeth, seems like smilingtoHan Xuan.
露出两颗大门牙,似乎是在对韩宣笑。Han XuanseesWigny to look foritto do accounts, does not makeWignycome.韩宣见维尼想要找它算帐,不让维尼过来。Squatsin the bigrabbitbeyondhalfmeter, strokesonitnot to calculate that the smoothwool, said with a smile: „Isaveyou, the oldPattonplangaveto roastyou, knew? Iamyoursavior.”
蹲在大兔子半米外,抚摸它身上不算光滑的毛,笑道:“要不是我救你,老巴顿打算把你给烤了,知道么?我是你的救命恩人。”Thisrabbitpossibleappearanceto be inborn, looked that whoseems like despising, at this timeto the expression that Han Xuanshows, isdespisesmeaningto be full.
这兔子可能外貌天生奇怪,看谁都像是在鄙视,此时对韩宣露出的表情,也是鄙视意味十足。WhateverHan Xuanhugsoneself, the bigrabbithas not revolted.
任由韩宣把自己抱起来,大兔子没有反抗。
The shorttailshookshaking, mortals who take a fast look around the surroundingthesevisionsurprise.
短尾巴抖了抖,扫视周围这些目光诧异的凡人们。Han Xuanvigor that usesto nurse, onlyholdsittakeoffs, turned the waistincautiously, hurt the cryingfatherto shout mother.韩宣用出吃奶的劲,只把它抱得离地,一不小心扭到腰了,疼得哭爹喊娘。Puts down the rabbit that thisbody weightgoes against heaven's willrapidly, good long whileslowgod, hintsIrvinenot to needto help itselfrub the waist, the mouthsaidtohim: „Goes, brings the scale in warehouse......”
迅将这只体重逆天的兔子放下,好半天缓过神,示意欧文不用帮自己揉腰,嘴里对他说道:“去,把仓库里的秤拿来……”Irvineun the sound, entered the side dooracross the living room, when are not many bigshouttransmits: The fish that „youraisefroze to death! Han Xuan!”
欧文嗯了声,穿过客厅进入偏门,不多时大喊声传来:“你养的鱼冻死了!韩宣!”Han Xuanhearsto scratch the head, thoughtwhen have oneselfbred fish?韩宣听见挠挠头,心想自己什么时候养过鱼?Suddenlyrecallsthatto placein the bucket, the Jupiterappearancesuspicious article, does not know whether to laugh or cryto replyhim: „Whichitsis the fish?”
突然记起那个放在水桶里的,太岁模样不明物体,哭笑不得回复他:“它哪是鱼?”„WhatIshouldsay, together the disgustingfat of similarnasal mucus?”
“那我该说什么,一块类似鼻涕的恶心肥肉?”
The Irvinevoiceresoundsagain......
欧文声音再次响起......Arrives at the warehouse, the Han Xuanprobe headlookstoward the barrel.
来到仓库,韩宣探头往桶里看去。
The originalwater, freezesentirepack icenow, by the superficialice layer, many that underthatJupiterincreases, had almost justto put the time1.3times is so big.
原先的水,现在冻成了一整块冰,透过表面冰层,底下那块太岁变大的不少,几乎有刚放进去时候的1.3倍那么大。BeforeProfessorAndrew, telephonedonce for a while, told that the progress of research, the carefulrecollection, hehas about a month not to hitagain.
以前安德鲁教授,时不时打个电话,讲述研究的进度,仔细回想,他已经有将近一个月没再打来了。Perhapsbecause of the research a reason why, onlyravelsis the myxomycetecomplex, nothingmustsay.
恐怕是因为研究不出个所以然,只弄明白是块黏菌复合体,没什么要说的。Han Xuanhas forgottenthisminor matterafter the brain, has not goneto askhim, the scientific studyis a long-termproject, for a short timecannot draw the conclusion.韩宣早就将这件小事忘在脑后,也没去问他,科学研究是个长期项目,一时半会儿得不出结论。„Helpsmemove to the living roomto blow the warm air the barrel, looked that ithad not frozen to death.”
“帮我把桶搬到客厅去吹暖气,看它被没被冻死。”Gabrielraised the barrel, asked: „Will not move, howto see that itshas died?”
加布里尔提起桶,问道:“又不会动,怎么看它死没死?”Aboutthisabstruseissue, Han Xuanreallydoes not understand how shouldexplain, deceives saying: „ Heardwith the nose!
关于这种深奥的问题,韩宣实在不明白该怎么解答,糊弄道:“用鼻子闻!Right, after the icemelted, smells!
对,冰化了之后闻一闻!Ifitdied, shouldhave the rottensmell, ifanyone of youwants, cantaste the flavor.
它要是死了,应该会有腐烂的气味,假如你们谁愿意,也可以尝尝味道。InourHuaxia, itis the wonder drug of guaranteeing to cure all diseases, perhapsdailyeats, will also live forever. ”
在我们华夏,它是包治百病的神药,或许天天吃,还会长生不老。”Gabrielexpressionis speechless, „Ilooked that eatsalsoalmost, studiesto sayquickly, thisdisgustingthing that itdieddoes not have the poison, Iwill not touchthisbarrel.”
加布里尔表情无语,“我看吃了它死的更快还差不多,要不是研究说,这块恶心的东西没毒,我根本不会碰这个桶。”
„ ~youfell ill, do not cometo askmeto want!
“切~等你生病了,別来找我要!Thiswas the fourthkind of lifebody on Earth, drivenplantalsonoancient timesperiod, has survivednow, perhapswill be useful. ”
这是地球上的第四类生命体,从动植物还没有的远古时期,一直生存到现在,说不定会有什么用处呢。”Irvinepushesunderis loaded with the electronic weigher of pulley, passed byfromHan Xuan, said: „Do not boast, saidin the living roomagainthatrabbit, hitquicklywithotheranimals.”
欧文推着下面装有滑轮的电子称,从韩宣身边路过,说道:“别吹牛了,再说下去客厅里那只兔子,和其他动物就快打起来了。”„Idepend!”
“我靠!”
The Han Xuanprobe headlooks, but alsoreally!韩宣探头一看,还真是!Does not know that thisrabbitdid do, canletotheranimalsunexpectedly, unitesto prepareto punchit.
不知道这兔子干嘛了,竟然能让其他动物们,团结起来准备揍它。Arrives at the living roomtime, Fattyis pointing at the wall the rice bowl, meowmeowcomplained.
来到客厅时候,胖丁正指着墙边饭碗,喵喵告状。
The expressiontomustexplodesuffering, the tearsspinin the eye socket, probablywas saying that does not helpmerevengecries......
表情委屈到要炸了,泪水在眼眶里打转,好像在说不帮我报仇就哭……Han Xuansees on the bowl and wallthatsay/waywater stain, wherecannot know that iswhy.韩宣看见碗里和墙上那道水渍,哪会不知道是为什么。
The bigrabbiturinates the divisionterritory, justurinatedintheirrice bowl.
大兔子尿尿划分领地,刚好尿到了它们的饭碗里。even/includingalwayslaw-abidingMcDull, thoughtto be flatat this momentit, stoodswings the earto fling the tailsideWigny, makingWignypunchthisrabbit.
连一向安分的麦兜,此刻都想扁它了,站在维尼身边摇耳甩尾,让维尼揍这只兔子。ButWignywas smokedby the rabbitshowtastewantsto spit, the bear's pawswallretches, runs up tonear the windowto paste the nosein the aspicsachetheard.
而维尼则被兔骚味熏得想吐,熊掌扶墙干呕,跑到窗边将鼻子贴在薰衣草香袋上闻。Feelsorhas the flavor, holdsthatsachetto run, sprinkles the dried flowersin the place that the deadrabbiturinates, triesto coverthatsmell.
觉得还是有味道,抓住那个香袋跑回来,将干花洒在死兔子尿尿的地方,试图掩盖那股气味。
The rabbitearraises uphigh, the bodyties tight, preparesto run awayat any time.
兔子耳朵高高竖起,身体紧绷,随时准备逃走。PresentlyJasonblocksoneselfbestescapingroute, but alsoominousis staringhimhorizontally, stirs upJasonto keeplaughing.
现杰森挡住自己的最佳逃跑路线,还凶横瞪着他,惹得杰森不停大笑。Han Xuanacts as the peacemaker, has eaten the rabbitare many, butlikeitsuchbigrabbit, onEarthis difficultto discoversecond, ifwere injuredwere a pity.韩宣充当和事佬,吃过的兔子不少,但像它这么大的兔子,地球上都难找出第二只,要是受伤了多可惜。Says: „ Itjustcamefrom the forest, does not understand the civilization manner.
开口说道:“它刚从森林里过来,不懂文明礼貌。Fatty, youwet the bedin childhood.胖丁,你小时候尿床。YourMcDull, chaotic, firstforgaveitsonetimeeverywhere.
还有你麦兜,到处乱拉,先饶了它一次吧。Tomorrowhelpsyoubuy the newbowl, is bigger, can the attireeat. ”
明天帮你们买新碗,更大的,能装更多吃的。”Fattypretendsis notoneself.胖丁装作不是自己。Abouthas a look, interrogated that is actually whoto wet the bed.
左右看看,质问究竟是谁尿床。ObamaandSnoopylooked atafraidby the fatcat, casts asideavoids the line of sightexcessively......
奥巴玛和史努比被肥猫看得心虚,撇过头避开视线......Han Xuanselected the incensecandle of rosetasteforWigny.韩宣为维尼点了玫瑰花味的熏香蜡烛。Thenmakestravel-worncatch upfromNew York, GeorgeandJar who agriculturejustpassed through the gate, discardthesebowls.
然后让风尘仆仆从纽约赶来,刚进门的乔治和加尔杰农,将那些碗扔掉。Theyby such bigrabbitshocking, Jaragricultural usehad the English of Frenchtune saying: „My God, Ialsothink that is the rag doll!”
他们被这么大的兔子给震惊到了,加尔杰农用带有法国腔调的英语说道:“我的天,我还以为是布偶!”„I am also, the liverabbitassociation president is so how big!”
“我也是,活兔子怎么会长这么大!”Georgeblows the warm brawsighs with emotion, theyareride the helicopterto come back, drivingto be colder.
乔治边吹暖风边感慨,他们是坐直升机回来,比开车更加冷。Asked that binds the blanket, thought aloud that whisperedseveraltimes, saidoneselfmustfreeze to death.
问完裹住毯子,自言自语嘀咕好几次,说自己要被冻死了。„Possiblywas the obesity, likehumancan as longas500kilograms.”
“可能是得了肥胖症,就像人类能长到五百公斤一样。”Han Xuandebugs the goodelectronic weigher, standsto demonstrate42.3kilograms, bodyclothesprobablyfourkilograms, even ifdid not callcertainly, could not missmany.韩宣调试好电子称,站上去显示42.3公斤,身上衣服大概有四公斤,就算称不准,也差不了多少。Feareditto resist, goes to the kitchento take an apple, placedto call,beckonedto the rabbit: „Come, unclethishaseating......”
怕它抵抗,去厨房拿了颗苹果,放在称上,对兔子招招手:“来,叔叔这有吃的……”
The bigrabbithas the caution, the nosemoves, walksto hold the applebefore the claw.
大兔子抱有警惕心理,鼻子动了动,走过来用前爪抱起苹果。Han Xuansurrounds the waist of rabbit, putstoward the name.韩宣环抱住兔子的腰,往称上放。
After itcomes to a stop, the digitshowedclearly24.9kilogramsand23.3kilograms...... finallystopin24.4kilograms!
等它站稳后,数字清楚显示出24.9千克、23.3千克......最后停稳在24.4千克!
A 48.8 cattys in weightrabbit!
一只体重48.8斤的兔子!
The people in living room, immediatelylikerevelry!
客厅里的人们,顿时像狂欢一样!„Really is a miracle!”
“真是个奇迹!”„Ifitdid not urinatea moment ago, canbreak25kilogramsabsolutely, youhad not noticed how longthatbubbleurinated!”
“如果它刚才不撒尿,绝对可以破25千克,你们没看到那泡尿尿了多长时间!”Joannaandhear the soundto go downstairs, thenAnyaalsoarrives attwobuildings.
乔安娜和戴妮听到声音下楼,然后安雅也来到二楼。Shelookedtoward the living room, saidexcitedly: „! Binnyrabbit( Bugs-Bunny )!”
她往客厅看了看,兴奋道:“哇!宾尼兔(Bugs-Bunny)!”Binnyrabbitalsotranslatesis the rabbitmyna, Han Xuanraised the headto smile: „ThatcalleditsBinnyrabbitwell......”( to be continued.)
宾尼兔也译为兔八哥,韩宣抬头笑起:“那就叫它宾尼兔好了......”(未完待续。)
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