MOTGAR :: Volume #6

#591: The world's 1st fat


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This only meets the kung-fu jumbo rabbit, the character is bold. One novel 这只会kung-fu的巨无霸兔子,性格奔放过头。一小说 Sizes up the room originally ripe, runs up to side mini donkey McDull to shove open it, seizes by force, eats the green vegetables in tray. 自来熟打量完房间,跑到迷你驴麦兜身边推开它,强取豪夺,吃起盘子里的青菜。 After snowing, the pasture could not find the fresh plant again, its facial expression ten shares receive. 下雪之后,牧场再也找不到新鲜植物,它的神情十分享受。 McDull should be knew that this rabbit, saw food eating by the opposite party, although grief and indignation, but does not dare to come to beg. 麦兜应该是认识这只兔子,见食物被对方给吃了,虽然悲愤,但不敢过来讨要。 Before stamping , the hoof wants to drive away it, the fist was added the movement that series kicks to give to daunt by big rabbit one, will draw back hastily in the future two steps, hit be at sleeping soundly condition Wigny. 跺着前蹄想要驱赶它,被大兔子一个出拳加连环踢的动作给吓住,连忙往后退两步,撞到了处于熟睡状态的维尼。 Wigny nose moves, opens the eye at a loss, which hears passed/lived waits to remember this rabbit show taste, immediately stands erect the upper part, sits on the floor. 维尼鼻子动了动,茫然睁开眼睛,等想起这股兔骚味在哪闻过,顿时直立起上半身,坐在地板上。 Is opening the small eye, turns head to look for that to play tricks on own fellow, saw that the rabbit time makes noise to roar, the anger whips the ground. 睁着小眼睛,扭头找那个戏弄过自己的家伙,看到兔子时候出声咆哮,愤怒拍打地面。 Possibly is the ceramic tile too hard reason, Han Xuan detected clearly Wigny face twisted for several seconds, then installs calm. 可能是瓷砖太硬的缘故,韩宣清晰察觉维尼面部扭曲了几秒,接着又强装淡定。 The big rabbit eats the thing unhurriedly, chewing carefully, but the mouth moves the frequency to be quick, holds an apple to rotate, gnaws fast. 大兔子不慌不忙吃东西,细嚼慢咽,但嘴动得频率快,抱着颗苹果转动,飞快啃完。 Reveals two big front teeth, seems like smiling to Han Xuan. 露出两颗大门牙,似乎是在对韩宣笑。 Han Xuan sees Wigny to look for it to do accounts, does not make Wigny come. 韩宣见维尼想要找它算帐,不让维尼过来。 Squats in the big rabbit beyond half meter, strokes on it not to calculate that the smooth wool, said with a smile: I save you, the old Patton plan gave to roast you, knew? I am your savior.” 蹲在大兔子半米外,抚摸它身上不算光滑的毛,笑道:“要不是我救你,老巴顿打算把你给烤了,知道么?我是你的救命恩人。” This rabbit possible appearance to be inborn, looked that who seems like despising, at this time to the expression that Han Xuan shows, is despises meaning to be full. 这兔子可能外貌天生奇怪,看谁都像是在鄙视,此时对韩宣露出的表情,也是鄙视意味十足。 Whatever Han Xuan hugs oneself, the big rabbit has not revolted. 任由韩宣把自己抱起来,大兔子没有反抗。 The short tail shook shaking, mortals who take a fast look around the surrounding these vision surprise. 短尾巴抖了抖,扫视周围这些目光诧异的凡人们。 Han Xuan vigor that uses to nurse, only holds it takeoffs, turned the waist incautiously, hurt the crying father to shout mother. 韩宣用出吃奶的劲,只把它抱得离地,一不小心扭到腰了,疼得哭爹喊娘。 Puts down the rabbit that this body weight goes against heaven's will rapidly, good long while slow god, hints Irvine not to need to help itself rub the waist, the mouth said to him: Goes, brings the scale in warehouse......” 迅将这只体重逆天的兔子放下,好半天缓过神,示意欧文不用帮自己揉腰,嘴里对他说道:“去,把仓库里的秤拿来……” Irvine un the sound, entered the side door across the living room, when are not many big shout transmits: The fish that you raise froze to death! Han Xuan!” 欧文嗯了声,穿过客厅进入偏门,不多时大喊声传来:“你养的鱼冻死了!韩宣!” Han Xuan hears to scratch the head, thought when have oneself bred fish? 韩宣听见挠挠头,心想自己什么时候养过鱼? Suddenly recalls that to place in the bucket, the Jupiter appearance suspicious article, does not know whether to laugh or cry to reply him: Which its is the fish?” 突然记起那个放在水桶里的,太岁模样不明物体,哭笑不得回复他:“它哪是鱼?” What I should say, together the disgusting fat of similar nasal mucus?” “那我该说什么,一块类似鼻涕的恶心肥肉?” The Irvine voice resounds again...... 欧文声音再次响起...... Arrives at the warehouse, the Han Xuan probe head looks toward the barrel. 来到仓库,韩宣探头往桶里看去。 The original water, freezes entire pack ice now, by the superficial ice layer, many that under that Jupiter increases, had almost just to put the time 1.3 times is so big. 原先的水,现在冻成了一整块冰,透过表面冰层,底下那块太岁变大的不少,几乎有刚放进去时候的1.3倍那么大。 Before Professor Andrew, telephoned once for a while, told that the progress of research, the careful recollection, he has about a month not to hit again. 以前安德鲁教授,时不时打个电话,讲述研究的进度,仔细回想,他已经有将近一个月没再打来了。 Perhaps because of the research a reason why, only ravels is the myxomycete complex, nothing must say. 恐怕是因为研究不出个所以然,只弄明白是块黏菌复合体,没什么要说的。 Han Xuan has forgotten this minor matter after the brain, has not gone to ask him, the scientific study is a long-term project, for a short time cannot draw the conclusion. 韩宣早就将这件小事忘在脑后,也没去问他,科学研究是个长期项目,一时半会儿得不出结论。 Helps me move to the living room to blow the warm air the barrel, looked that it had not frozen to death.” “帮我把桶搬到客厅去吹暖气,看它被没被冻死。” Gabriel raised the barrel, asked: Will not move, how to see that its has died?” 加布里尔提起桶,问道:“又不会动,怎么看它死没死?” About this abstruse issue, Han Xuan really does not understand how should explain, deceives saying: „ Heard with the nose! 关于这种深奥的问题,韩宣实在不明白该怎么解答,糊弄道:“用鼻子闻! Right, after the ice melted, smells! 对,冰化了之后闻一闻! If it died, should have the rotten smell, if anyone of you wants, can taste the flavor. 它要是死了,应该会有腐烂的气味,假如你们谁愿意,也可以尝尝味道。 In our Huaxia, it is the wonder drug of guaranteeing to cure all diseases, perhaps daily eats, will also live forever. ” 在我们华夏,它是包治百病的神药,或许天天吃,还会长生不老。” Gabriel expression is speechless, I looked that eats also almost, studies to say quickly, this disgusting thing that it died does not have the poison, I will not touch this barrel.” 加布里尔表情无语,“我看吃了它死的更快还差不多,要不是研究说,这块恶心的东西没毒,我根本不会碰这个桶。” ~ you fell ill, do not come to ask me to want! “切~等你生病了,別来找我要! This was the fourth kind of life body on Earth, driven plant also no ancient times period, has survived now, perhaps will be useful. ” 这是地球上的第四类生命体,从动植物还没有的远古时期,一直生存到现在,说不定会有什么用处呢。” Irvine pushes under is loaded with the electronic weigher of pulley, passed by from Han Xuan, said: Do not boast, said in the living room again that rabbit, hit quickly with other animals.” 欧文推着下面装有滑轮的电子称,从韩宣身边路过,说道:“别吹牛了,再说下去客厅里那只兔子,和其他动物就快打起来了。” I depend!” “我靠!” The Han Xuan probe head looks, but also really! 韩宣探头一看,还真是! Does not know that this rabbit did do, can let other animals unexpectedly, unites to prepare to punch it. 不知道这兔子干嘛了,竟然能让其他动物们,团结起来准备揍它。 Arrives at the living room time, Fatty is pointing at the wall the rice bowl, meow meow complained. 来到客厅时候,胖丁正指着墙边饭碗,喵喵告状。 The expression to must explode suffering, the tears spin in the eye socket, probably was saying that does not help me revenge cries...... 表情委屈到要炸了,泪水在眼眶里打转,好像在说不帮我报仇就哭…… Han Xuan sees on the bowl and wall that say/way water stain, where can not know that is why. 韩宣看见碗里和墙上那道水渍,哪会不知道是为什么。 The big rabbit urinates the division territory, just urinated in their rice bowl. 大兔子尿尿划分领地,刚好尿到了它们的饭碗里。 even/including always law-abiding McDull, thought to be flat at this moment it, stood swings the ear to fling the tail side Wigny, making Wigny punch this rabbit. 连一向安分的麦兜,此刻都想扁它了,站在维尼身边摇耳甩尾,让维尼揍这只兔子。 But Wigny was smoked by the rabbit show taste wants to spit, the bear's paws wall retches, runs up to near the window to paste the nose in the aspic sachet heard. 而维尼则被兔骚味熏得想吐,熊掌扶墙干呕,跑到窗边将鼻子贴在薰衣草香袋上闻。 Feels or has the flavor, holds that sachet to run, sprinkles the dried flowers in the place that the dead rabbit urinates, tries to cover that smell. 觉得还是有味道,抓住那个香袋跑回来,将干花洒在死兔子尿尿的地方,试图掩盖那股气味。 The rabbit ear raises up high, the body ties tight, prepares to run away at any time. 兔子耳朵高高竖起,身体紧绷,随时准备逃走。 Presently Jason blocks oneself best escaping route, but also ominous is staring him horizontally, stirs up Jason to keep laughing. 现杰森挡住自己的最佳逃跑路线,还凶横瞪着他,惹得杰森不停大笑。 Han Xuan acts as the peacemaker, has eaten the rabbit are many, but like it such big rabbit, on Earth is difficult to discover second, if were injured were a pity. 韩宣充当和事佬,吃过的兔子不少,但像它这么大的兔子,地球上都难找出第二只,要是受伤了多可惜。 Says: „ It just came from the forest, does not understand the civilization manner. 开口说道:“它刚从森林里过来,不懂文明礼貌。 Fatty, you wet the bed in childhood. 胖丁,你小时候尿床。 Your McDull, chaotic, first forgave its one time everywhere. 还有你麦兜,到处乱拉,先饶了它一次吧。 Tomorrow helps you buy the new bowl, is bigger, can the attire eat. ” 明天帮你们买新碗,更大的,能装更多吃的。” Fatty pretends is not oneself. 胖丁装作不是自己。 About has a look, interrogated that is actually who to wet the bed. 左右看看,质问究竟是谁尿床。 Obama and Snoopy looked at afraid by the fat cat, casts aside avoids the line of sight excessively...... 奥巴玛和史努比被肥猫看得心虚,撇过头避开视线...... Han Xuan selected the incense candle of rose taste for Wigny. 韩宣为维尼点了玫瑰花味的熏香蜡烛。 Then makes travel-worn catch up from New York, George and Jar who agriculture just passed through the gate, discard these bowls. 然后让风尘仆仆从纽约赶来,刚进门的乔治和加尔杰农,将那些碗扔掉。 They by such big rabbit shocking, Jar agricultural use had the English of French tune saying: My God, I also think that is the rag doll!” 他们被这么大的兔子给震惊到了,加尔杰农用带有法国腔调的英语说道:“我的天,我还以为是布偶!” I am also, the live rabbit association president is so how big!” “我也是,活兔子怎么会长这么大!” George blows the warm braw sighs with emotion, they are ride the helicopter to come back, driving to be colder. 乔治边吹暖风边感慨,他们是坐直升机回来,比开车更加冷。 Asked that binds the blanket, thought aloud that whispered several times, said oneself must freeze to death. 问完裹住毯子,自言自语嘀咕好几次,说自己要被冻死了。 Possibly was the obesity, like human can as long as 500 kilograms.” “可能是得了肥胖症,就像人类能长到五百公斤一样。” Han Xuan debugs the good electronic weigher, stands to demonstrate 42.3 kilograms, body clothes probably four kilograms, even if did not call certainly, could not miss many. 韩宣调试好电子称,站上去显示42.3公斤,身上衣服大概有四公斤,就算称不准,也差不了多少。 Feared it to resist, goes to the kitchen to take an apple, placed to call, beckoned to the rabbit: Come, uncle this has eating......” 怕它抵抗,去厨房拿了颗苹果,放在称上,对兔子招招手:“来,叔叔这有吃的……” The big rabbit has the caution, the nose moves, walks to hold the apple before the claw. 大兔子抱有警惕心理,鼻子动了动,走过来用前爪抱起苹果。 Han Xuan surrounds the waist of rabbit, puts toward the name. 韩宣环抱住兔子的腰,往称上放。 After it comes to a stop, the digit showed clearly 24.9 kilograms and 23.3 kilograms...... finally stop in 24.4 kilograms! 等它站稳后,数字清楚显示出24.9千克、23.3千克......最后停稳在24.4千克! A 48.8 cattys in weight rabbit! 一只体重48.8斤的兔子! The people in living room, immediately like revelry! 客厅里的人们,顿时像狂欢一样! Really is a miracle!” “真是个奇迹!” If it did not urinate a moment ago, can break 25 kilograms absolutely, you had not noticed how long that bubble urinated!” “如果它刚才不撒尿,绝对可以破25千克,你们没看到那泡尿尿了多长时间!” Joanna and hear the sound to go downstairs, then Anya also arrives at two buildings. 乔安娜和戴妮听到声音下楼,然后安雅也来到二楼。 She looked toward the living room, said excitedly: „! Binny rabbit ( Bugs-Bunny )!” 她往客厅看了看,兴奋道:“哇!宾尼兔(Bugs-Bunny)!” Binny rabbit also translates is the rabbit myna, Han Xuan raised the head to smile: That called its Binny rabbit well......”( to be continued.) 宾尼兔也译为兔八哥,韩宣抬头笑起:“那就叫它宾尼兔好了......”(未完待续。)
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