Han Xuanavoidsthisto thinkoneself is a Japanese, tests the standard spoken Chineseunceasingly the Hong Kongchatterbox. 81Chinese韩宣避开这位以为自己是日本人,不断考验自己普通话的香江话痨。八一中文
Over 80years old of anomalyseniorpainters who presentlylikeLolita, collected, is drawingAnyathissmallwhite rabbit, leavesby far.
现喜欢洛丽塔的八十多岁变态老画家,又凑了过来,拉着安雅这只小白兔,远远离开。Lookedthisgoodshad been buried the top of the headbyearth, togoing to hellis not far, reallywantsto come upto be flathis.
要不是看这货已经被土埋到头顶,离下地狱不远了,真想上去扁他一顿。Thought that thisyear is really whatpeoplecanbecome famous.
心想这年头真是什么人都能出名。In the futureNew YorkArtistLehman's„white paper”, the auction roomcangive20 millionUS dollarshigh priceunexpectedly, thatthingdo not pullwhatart, „art”twocharacterssaw that itwill feelto lose face.
将来纽约艺术家雷曼的一张“白纸”,拍卖行竟然能给出两千万美元的高价,那东西別扯什么艺术,“艺术”两个字见到它都会觉得丢脸。Ifthisart, thenwhitewall of allfamily membersare the art.
这要是艺术,那么所有家里人的白墙都是艺术。Meaninganythingis nottalks nonsense, the equivalent height of oil paintingmarket, marksinthatis manifestedincisively.
含义什么不都是胡扯出来的,油画市场的虚高,在那幅画上被体现得淋漓尽至。Thesepeoplesell the work, rathersells the fame, the classicistGrandmasterknows that mustmanifest the oil paintingbeautiful, moretomodernmoreempty boasting, cancook up the high price......
这些人与其说是卖作品,不如说是卖名气,古典主义大师知道要体现出油画的美,越到现代越浮夸,偏偏还能炒成高价......
The team that the art museumentrance, the waitingenters the stadiumhas not reduced.
美术馆门口,等待入场的队伍没有缩短。At noon the timedecreases temperature, in additiondoes not haveSun, moreoveris blowing wind, felt colder than the morning.
中午时候降温,再加上没有太阳,而且还刮着风,感觉比早上还要冷。Han Xuanblackdown clothingfollowinghatwearsgood, the zipperhas drawntounder one's nose.韩宣将黑色羽绒服后面的帽子戴好,拉链一直拉到鼻子底下。Is huggingAnya, standsbyIrvine, thisfellowbodybody width, withsurfacewall, being used for the keeping out the windeffectis best.
搂着安雅,站在欧文旁边,这家伙身体宽,跟面墙似的,用来挡风效果最好。Looked at the watch, alreadysoon12points.
看了看手表,已经快要十二点。DecideswithBuffett'smeetinginafternoon2o'clock, oneselfmust certainlypassahead of time, cannotletthat60-year- old rich and powerful peoplejust wait, this was also too disrespectful.
和巴菲特的见面定在下午二点钟,自己肯定要提前过去,总不能让那位60多岁的老富豪等着吧,这也太失礼了。Studies the average person the plan that lines upto enter the arenato fail, leaves the teamto walktoward the Whitneyart museumentrance.
学普通人排队进场的打算落空,离开队伍往惠特尼美术馆门口走去。
The ticket-collectorstheywantto join a production teampresently, is preparingto remind, Han Xuanlifts the mask, revealsthisface that hasextremelyhighrecognition.
检票员现他们想插队,正准备提醒,韩宣掀开口罩,露出这张具有极高识别度的脸。Twoticket-collectorswalktowardsideimmediately, give away the channel, bowsto give regardstogether.
两位检票员顿时往旁边走,让出通道,一起躬身问好。Did not needto checkputshim and bodyguardswent, according to the promptproduct label, went to the exhibition hall in twobuildings.
不用检票就放他和保镖们进去了,按照提示标牌,来到二楼的一间展厅。As the glass doorshoves open, the heat waveheads on, the warm airadjusts very hightemperature, was hot the touriststo take off the coat.
随着玻璃门推开,热浪扑面而来,暖气调到很高的温度,热得游客们都脱了外套。Feared that more than 30oil paintings, in the moisture contentbywarm airgot wet, placesin the glass cabinet of seal.
怕那三十多幅油画,被暖气里的水分弄湿,都放在密封的玻璃柜里。Waits forHan Xuanto seeinthesepeople who in the crowdshuttle back and forth, knows why the art museummustadjust the temperaturesuchhigh......
等韩宣见到在人群里穿梭的那些人,才知道美术馆为什么要把温度调这么高......
The service personon the sceneregardless of the men and women, onlywears the underpants.
在场的服务员无论男女,都只穿着内裤。Otherspotscover upwith the colorfulcolored drawing on potterydesign, cover entirely the whole body.
其他部位用五颜六色的彩绘图案遮掩,布满全身。
The artisticturn of expression that thistypejuststartedrecently, hadfrom the high antiquity, peopleare bearing the pain, carved the totemononeself.
这种最近刚兴起的艺术表达方式,从远古时代就有,人们忍受着痛苦,将图腾刻在自己身上。Butnow, thesecolored drawings on potteryhave nothing to doto prayand believe that is expressing the beauty of human bodypurely.
而如今,这些彩绘无关祈福与信仰,纯粹是在表达人体的美。United Statesopeningright, but the touristtothisformart, is a little hardto acceptfor a short time, expressionshock.美国开放没错,但游客对这种形式的艺术,一时半会有点难以接受,表情震惊。
The menvisionis straight, winks.
男人们目光笔直,一眨不眨。MiddlealsoincludesHan Xuan, henarrowed the eyeto size upgood long while, wantsto lookhad not seen,actuallyas forwantsto lookanything...... youunderstood.
当中也包括韩宣,他眯起眼睛打量了好半天,想看的都没看到,至于究竟想看什么……你懂的。But„arrange/cloth”conversion„pigment”, coverson the body, except forcansee the realmeasurementssituation, this/shouldobstructingblocked from.
只不过是把“布”换成“颜料”,覆盖在身上,除了能看出真实三围情况,该遮的都遮住了。Gabrielhas a look at the roof, being always talking: „Ifcanrainat this time, allwashes outcleanlygood.”
加布里尔看看屋顶,叨念着:“假如这时候能下场雨,全都冲刷干净多好。”
The surroundingmanymen agreed that gesticulated a thumb, praisinghimwas quick-witted.
周围好多男人深表赞同,比划个大拇指,夸赞他机智。Thenby the sidefemale companionpinching, the complexionbecoming flushedpainshouted......
然后被身边女伴给掐了,脸色涨红痛呼......Anyawas frightenedbythisscene, firstcovers the eyes, thenpaws, coversHan Xuan...... the mouth.安雅被这幅场景吓到,先捂住自己眼睛,然后再乱摸,捂住韩宣的……嘴巴。Seeming liketo detect that is not right, the armliftsupward, said: „Do not look,theyhave not worn the clothes!”
似乎是察觉到不对劲,胳膊往上抬,说道:“别看,他们没穿衣服!”„Iknow, art.”Han Xuanmoves awayherhand, covers the hand of her owneyeto move awayAnyaagain, said: „Do not look atCezanne'spicture, 1 : 30 wemustwalk, the quantityare not luckily many, hurry up.”
“我知道,艺术嘛。”韩宣拿开她的手,再将安雅捂住她自己眼睛的手拿开,说道:“你不是要看塞尚的画,一点半我们就要走,幸好数量不多,快点。”„Suchshorttimewhereenough, a picturemustlookat least for a halfhour!”Anyacannot bear the complaint.
“这么短的时间哪里够,一张画最少要看半个小时!”安雅忍不住抱怨。
„ Rubbish, was enough.
“別废话,足够了。Iandmy parentsonlyusequite a while the time, looked atFrenchLouvre museum! ”
我和我爸妈只用半天时间,就看完了法国罗浮宫!”
„...... Is this proudmatter?
“……这是值得骄傲的事情么?Cannot seeanythingto be good, like the drawingtechniqueandcolorthese, requires the time. ”
根本看不出什么好吧,像绘画技法、颜色那些,都需要时间。”Han Xuanargued: „ Grandmasterisbecausefounded the school, canbecome the Grandmaster.韩宣辩解道:“大师不过是因为开创了流派,才能成为大师。Youlook athisstill lifeoil painting, Idrawam better than him.
你看他的静物油画,我来画都比他好。
The drawingtechniqueshow/unfoldstotoday, has crossedPaul Cezannenot to knowmanytimesat that time, buysthisbookcasually, canlearn. ”
绘画技法展到今天,早就过保罗-塞尚那时候不知道多少倍,随便买本书,都能学到更多。”Anyahear of hetalked endlessly, understandsat hearttrulywasthisright, butdoes not think that heslandered the work of Grandmaster, staredto saylow voice: „Do not quarrel, was careful that Iam flatyou.”安雅听他喋喋不休,心里明白确实是这样没错,但不想他诋毁大师的作品,瞪眼小声说道:“别吵,小心我扁你。”„Yo! Mytwofingerscanpinchto be flatyou.”
“哟!我两根手指就能捏扁你。”Han Xuandisregardsherthreat, today after adding on the human body artshow/unfolds, the person of speechare many, does not needdesirablyto keepquiet, puts out a handto point atthat«Is playingPlaying card»:韩宣无视她的威胁,今天加上人体艺术展后,说话的人很多,不用刻意保持安静,伸手指着那幅《玩纸牌者》:
„ Iaccompanymygrandfatherto buy the antiqueat the beginning of this year, has seenitin the store.
“我今年年初陪我爷爷买古董,在商店里看到过它。At that timeasked a price120 millionUS dollars, when can yourpicturesellsuchexpensively? ”
当时要价1.2亿美元,你的画什么时候能卖这么贵?”„After Idied, 500years, mypicturealsovaluable......”
“等我死后五百年,我的画也会值钱……”Anyastandsbeforeputting a glass cabinetnamed«BigBathFemale»oil painting, was divulged the truth after byHan Xuan, immediatelythoughtis not attractive.安雅站在放着幅名叫《大浴女》油画的玻璃柜前,被韩宣说破真相后,顿时觉得没那么好看了。
The chiaroscuro effect, perspective/see through and human bodyproportionare not right, if the oil paintingbeginnerdrawsthisnow, definitelybyteacherscoldingdog, butisbecauseCezannebecame famous, all are natural.
明暗效果、透视和人体比例都不对,要是现在油画初学者画成这样,肯定被老师给骂成狗,但就是因为塞尚成名了,所有一切才理所当然。Leavesthispicturesenselessly, startsto give a cursory look and gain shallow understanding, has not spent for tenminutes, looked here alloil paintings.
无趣离开这幅画,开始走马观花,前后没花十分钟,看完了这里所有的油画。Cezannefounds the approach of schoolto be regarded as positive, buthas no thing that shecanlearn.
塞尚开创流派的做法值得肯定,但没什么她能学到的东西。Anyawith the attractiveeye, is staring atHan Xuan, curls the lip saying: „ Youare really hateful!安雅用漂亮的眼睛,盯着韩宣,撇嘴说道:“你真可恶!Congratulatedyousuccessfullyto makemenot wantto look at the picture, walked. ”
恭喜你成功让我不想看画了,走吧。”„Yousaid that do not blameme, eatsnoon......”
“你说的,別怪我,去吃午……”„!”
“啊啊!”
The womanbigcrytransmitssuddenly, is „”palm of the handsound.
女人大叫声突然传来,然后是“啪”的巴掌声。Han Xuanhas turned the head, walkstoward the place that the soundconveys.韩宣转过头,往声音传来的地方走去。Sees only a youngwoman, covers the chestsingle-handed.
只见一位年纪不大的女人,正单手捂住胸。Was used, when the bragrape, fallseverywhere, the air/Qiresults in the tearsto spinin the eye socket.
原本用来当bra的葡萄,掉落满地,气得泪水在眼眶里打转。A moment agowithBalthusintogetherthatfatold man who has the braid, probablyby her palm of the handbeing perplexed.
刚才和巴尔蒂斯在一起的那位留着辫子的胖老头,像是被她一巴掌给打蒙了。Sees the surroundingpersonto encircle, feelsto lose face, called outbreathless: „How would I knowthatis not the grape! Yousaid that cantouch!”
见周围人围过来,感到丢脸,气急败坏叫道:“我哪知道那不是葡萄!你说可以摸的!”„......”
“哇......”„Ithink that Iunderstoodanything......”
“我想我明白了点什么……”Peoplesaid after a sighrespectively.
人们各自感叹道。
The Han Xuaneyenarrows the eyes, healsounderstood, the smileis mystical.韩宣眼睛微眯,他也明白了,笑容神秘。Anyadrewhim, askedblurry: „What's the matter? How did shecry?”安雅拉了拉他,迷糊问道:“怎么回事?她怎么哭了?”„Thisvenerablehither, shouldbehurts, was all right......”
“这位老先生撞到她了,应该是疼吧,没事......”Han Xuanpulls a reasonto deceivecarelessly, the person who sees the managerappearancecomes, saidwiththatwomanseveral, thenlowered the headtothatold mansaysanything, it is estimated that, when the peacemakermediated, walkedquicklytogether.韩宣胡乱扯个理由糊弄过去,见经理模样的人过来,和那女人说了几句,然后又低头对那老头说些什么,估计是在当和事佬调停,很快一起走了。Has not seen the good play, draws the zipper of clothes , helping Anyawear the coatagain, plansto leavehere.
没看到好戏,拉好自己衣服的拉链,再帮安雅穿上外套,打算离开这里。
The halfwayruns intoBalthus to Anyato greet, in the handtakesstretch/openpaper, it is estimated thatwas the signature, Anyahad wantedwithhima moment ago.
半路遇到巴尔蒂斯想对安雅打招呼,手里拿着张纸,估计是签名,安雅刚才跟他要过。Han Xuanhas the vigilantlook, bypassedBalthusdirectly, has not given the opportunity that hespoke.韩宣带着警惕神色,直接绕过了巴尔蒂斯,没给他说话的机会。Thisold manwas old, cannot stir upto hide, whichifbumps into, perhaps.
这老头年纪大了,惹不起躲着走,万一碰到哪,说不定就去了。Bears the given name of murdererfor no reason, whomwhen the time comesasksto cry.
平白无故背上个杀人犯的名号,到时候找谁哭去。Goes outfar, refers to the finger/refers of old manback, exhortsAnyaearnestly, „, do not speaktohim, hisbrain......”
走出好远,指指老头背影,认真嘱咐安雅,“以后別跟他说话,他脑子……”„Un?”
“嗯?”„Going wrong, do not managehimto be goodin any case.”
“出了点毛病,反正別理他就好。”Previouslythatnative of Hong Kongalsocame out, heHan Xuan, catches upto saypresently: „ Konn-ni-qi-a( yougood), yeah?
先前那位香江人也出来了,他现韩宣,追上来说道:“konn-ni-qi-a(你好),哎?Howyoulook likethatHan...... Han...... ”
你怎么那么像那个韩......韩......”„...... Exposed, run!”
“......暴露了,快跑!”Han Xuanunderhissurprisedlook, did not have the shadowspeedily......韩宣在他惊讶眼神下,一溜烟没了影子……ps: South Seaarbitrationlost a lawsuit, under the patrioticmoodsurges, the auspicious dayis really hardto start writing, is originally scheduled forin additionto postpone, to look at the understanding.( Friendhas a vacationto go home to eat meal, cannot turn down, sorry.).( To be continued.)
ps:南海仲裁败诉,爱国心情激荡之下,良辰实在难以下笔,原定加更暂缓,望理解。(朋友放假回家请吃饭,推不掉,抱歉。)。(未完待续。)
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