MOTGAR :: Volume #6

#574: Human body art


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Han Xuan avoids this to think oneself is a Japanese, tests the standard spoken Chinese unceasingly the Hong Kong chatterbox. 81 Chinese 韩宣避开这位以为自己是日本人,不断考验自己普通话的香江话痨。八一中文 Over 80 years old of anomaly senior painters who presently like Lolita, collected, is drawing Anya this small white rabbit, leaves by far. 现喜欢洛丽塔的八十多岁变态老画家,又凑了过来,拉着安雅这只小白兔,远远离开。 Looked this goods had been buried the top of the head by earth, to going to hell is not far, really wants to come up to be flat his. 要不是看这货已经被土埋到头顶,离下地狱不远了,真想上去扁他一顿。 Thought that this year is really what people can become famous. 心想这年头真是什么人都能出名。 In the future New York Artist Lehman's white paper, the auction room can give 20 million US dollars high price unexpectedly, that thing do not pull what art, art two characters saw that it will feel to lose face. 将来纽约艺术家雷曼的一张“白纸”,拍卖行竟然能给出两千万美元的高价,那东西別扯什么艺术,“艺术”两个字见到它都会觉得丢脸。 If this art, then white wall of all family members are the art. 这要是艺术,那么所有家里人的白墙都是艺术。 Meaning anything is not talks nonsense, the equivalent height of oil painting market, marks in that is manifested incisively. 含义什么不都是胡扯出来的,油画市场的虚高,在那幅画上被体现得淋漓尽至。 These people sell the work, rather sells the fame, the classicist Grandmaster knows that must manifest the oil painting beautiful, more to modern more empty boasting, can cook up the high price...... 这些人与其说是卖作品,不如说是卖名气,古典主义大师知道要体现出油画的美,越到现代越浮夸,偏偏还能炒成高价...... The team that the art museum entrance, the waiting enters the stadium has not reduced. 美术馆门口,等待入场的队伍没有缩短。 At noon the time decreases temperature, in addition does not have Sun, moreover is blowing wind, felt colder than the morning. 中午时候降温,再加上没有太阳,而且还刮着风,感觉比早上还要冷。 Han Xuan black down clothing following hat wears good, the zipper has drawn to under one's nose. 韩宣将黑色羽绒服后面的帽子戴好,拉链一直拉到鼻子底下。 Is hugging Anya, stands by Irvine, this fellow body body width, with surface wall, being used for the keeping out the wind effect is best. 搂着安雅,站在欧文旁边,这家伙身体宽,跟面墙似的,用来挡风效果最好。 Looked at the watch, already soon 12 points. 看了看手表,已经快要十二点。 Decides with Buffett's meeting in afternoon 2 o'clock, oneself must certainly pass ahead of time, cannot let that 60-year- old rich and powerful people just wait, this was also too disrespectful. 和巴菲特的见面定在下午二点钟,自己肯定要提前过去,总不能让那位60多岁的老富豪等着吧,这也太失礼了。 Studies the average person the plan that lines up to enter the arena to fail, leaves the team to walk toward the Whitney art museum entrance. 学普通人排队进场的打算落空,离开队伍往惠特尼美术馆门口走去。 The ticket-collectors they want to join a production team presently, is preparing to remind, Han Xuan lifts the mask, reveals this face that has extremely high recognition. 检票员现他们想插队,正准备提醒,韩宣掀开口罩,露出这张具有极高识别度的脸。 Two ticket-collectors walk toward side immediately, give away the channel, bows to give regards together. 两位检票员顿时往旁边走,让出通道,一起躬身问好。 Did not need to check puts him and bodyguards went, according to the prompt product label, went to the exhibition hall in two buildings. 不用检票就放他和保镖们进去了,按照提示标牌,来到二楼的一间展厅。 As the glass door shoves open, the heat wave heads on, the warm air adjusts very high temperature, was hot the tourists to take off the coat. 随着玻璃门推开,热浪扑面而来,暖气调到很高的温度,热得游客们都脱了外套。 Feared that more than 30 oil paintings, in the moisture content by warm air got wet, places in the glass cabinet of seal. 怕那三十多幅油画,被暖气里的水分弄湿,都放在密封的玻璃柜里。 Waits for Han Xuan to see in these people who in the crowd shuttle back and forth, knows why the art museum must adjust the temperature such high...... 韩宣见到在人群里穿梭的那些人,才知道美术馆为什么要把温度调这么高...... The service person on the scene regardless of the men and women, only wears the underpants. 在场的服务员无论男女,都只穿着内裤。 Other spots cover up with the colorful colored drawing on pottery design, cover entirely the whole body. 其他部位用五颜六色的彩绘图案遮掩,布满全身。 The artistic turn of expression that this type just started recently, had from the high antiquity, people are bearing the pain, carved the totem on oneself. 这种最近刚兴起的艺术表达方式,从远古时代就有,人们忍受着痛苦,将图腾刻在自己身上。 But now, these colored drawings on pottery have nothing to do to pray and believe that is expressing the beauty of human body purely. 而如今,这些彩绘无关祈福与信仰,纯粹是在表达人体的美。 United States opening right, but the tourist to this form art, is a little hard to accept for a short time, expression shock. 美国开放没错,但游客对这种形式的艺术,一时半会有点难以接受,表情震惊。 The men vision is straight, winks. 男人们目光笔直,一眨不眨。 Middle also includes Han Xuan, he narrowed the eye to size up good long while, wants to look had not seen, actually as for wants to look anything...... you understood. 当中也包括韩宣,他眯起眼睛打量了好半天,想看的都没看到,至于究竟想看什么……你懂的。 But arrange/cloth conversion pigment, covers on the body, except for can see the real measurements situation, this/should obstructing blocked from. 只不过是把“布”换成“颜料”,覆盖在身上,除了能看出真实三围情况,该遮的都遮住了。 Gabriel has a look at the roof, being always talking: If can rain at this time, all washes out cleanly good.” 加布里尔看看屋顶,叨念着:“假如这时候能下场雨,全都冲刷干净多好。” The surrounding many men agreed that gesticulated a thumb, praising him was quick-witted. 周围好多男人深表赞同,比划个大拇指,夸赞他机智。 Then by the side female companion pinching, the complexion becoming flushed pain shouted...... 然后被身边女伴给掐了,脸色涨红痛呼...... Anya was frightened by this scene, first covers the eyes, then paws, covers Han Xuan...... the mouth. 安雅被这幅场景吓到,先捂住自己眼睛,然后再乱摸,捂住韩宣的……嘴巴。 Seeming like to detect that is not right, the arm lifts upward, said: Do not look, they have not worn the clothes!” 似乎是察觉到不对劲,胳膊往上抬,说道:“别看,他们没穿衣服!” I know, art.” Han Xuan moves away her hand, covers the hand of her own eye to move away Anya again, said: Do not look at Cezanne's picture, 1 : 30 we must walk, the quantity are not luckily many, hurry up.” “我知道,艺术嘛。”韩宣拿开她的手,再将安雅捂住她自己眼睛的手拿开,说道:“你不是要看塞尚的画,一点半我们就要走,幸好数量不多,快点。” Such short time where enough, a picture must look at least for a half hour!” Anya cannot bear the complaint. “这么短的时间哪里够,一张画最少要看半个小时!”安雅忍不住抱怨。 Rubbish, was enough. “別废话,足够了。 I and my parents only use quite a while the time, looked at French Louvre museum! ” 我和我爸妈只用半天时间,就看完了法国罗浮宫!” „...... Is this proud matter? “……这是值得骄傲的事情么? Cannot see anything to be good, like the drawing technique and color these, requires the time. ” 根本看不出什么好吧,像绘画技法、颜色那些,都需要时间。” Han Xuan argued: „ Grandmaster is because founded the school, can become the Grandmaster. 韩宣辩解道:“大师不过是因为开创了流派,才能成为大师。 You look at his still life oil painting, I draw am better than him. 你看他的静物油画,我来画都比他好。 The drawing technique show/unfolds to today, has crossed Paul Cezanne not to know many times at that time, buys this book casually, can learn. ” 绘画技法展到今天,早就过保罗-塞尚那时候不知道多少倍,随便买本书,都能学到更多。” Anya hear of he talked endlessly, understands at heart truly was this right, but does not think that he slandered the work of Grandmaster, stared to say low voice: Do not quarrel, was careful that I am flat you.” 安雅听他喋喋不休,心里明白确实是这样没错,但不想他诋毁大师的作品,瞪眼小声说道:“别吵,小心我扁你。” Yo! My two fingers can pinch to be flat you.” “哟!我两根手指就能捏扁你。” Han Xuan disregards her threat, today after adding on the human body art show/unfolds, the person of speech are many, does not need desirably to keep quiet, puts out a hand to point at that «Is playing Playing card»: 韩宣无视她的威胁,今天加上人体艺术展后,说话的人很多,不用刻意保持安静,伸手指着那幅《玩纸牌者》: I accompany my grandfather to buy the antique at the beginning of this year, has seen it in the store. “我今年年初陪我爷爷买古董,在商店里看到过它。 At that time asked a price 120 million US dollars, when can your picture sell such expensively? ” 当时要价1.2亿美元,你的画什么时候能卖这么贵?” „After I died, 500 years, my picture also valuable......” “等我死后五百年,我的画也会值钱……” Anya stands before putting a glass cabinet named «Big Bath Female» oil painting, was divulged the truth after by Han Xuan, immediately thought is not attractive. 安雅站在放着幅名叫《大浴女》油画的玻璃柜前,被韩宣说破真相后,顿时觉得没那么好看了。 The chiaroscuro effect, perspective/see through and human body proportion are not right, if the oil painting beginner draws this now, definitely by teacher scolding dog, but is because Cezanne became famous, all are natural. 明暗效果、透视和人体比例都不对,要是现在油画初学者画成这样,肯定被老师给骂成狗,但就是因为塞尚成名了,所有一切才理所当然。 Leaves this picture senselessly, starts to give a cursory look and gain shallow understanding, has not spent for ten minutes, looked here all oil paintings. 无趣离开这幅画,开始走马观花,前后没花十分钟,看完了这里所有的油画。 Cezanne founds the approach of school to be regarded as positive, but has no thing that she can learn. 塞尚开创流派的做法值得肯定,但没什么她能学到的东西。 Anya with the attractive eye, is staring at Han Xuan, curls the lip saying: „ You are really hateful! 安雅用漂亮的眼睛,盯着韩宣,撇嘴说道:“你真可恶! Congratulated you successfully to make me not want to look at the picture, walked. ” 恭喜你成功让我不想看画了,走吧。” You said that do not blame me, eats noon......” “你说的,別怪我,去吃午……” „!” “啊啊!” The woman big cry transmits suddenly, is „” palm of the hand sound. 女人大叫声突然传来,然后是“啪”的巴掌声。 Han Xuan has turned the head, walks toward the place that the sound conveys. 韩宣转过头,往声音传来的地方走去。 Sees only a young woman, covers the chest single-handed. 只见一位年纪不大的女人,正单手捂住胸。 Was used, when the bra grape, falls everywhere, the air/Qi results in the tears to spin in the eye socket. 原本用来当bra的葡萄,掉落满地,气得泪水在眼眶里打转。 A moment ago with Balthus in together that fat old man who has the braid, probably by her palm of the hand being perplexed. 刚才和巴尔蒂斯在一起的那位留着辫子的胖老头,像是被她一巴掌给打蒙了。 Sees the surrounding person to encircle, feels to lose face, called out breathless: How would I know that is not the grape! You said that can touch!” 见周围人围过来,感到丢脸,气急败坏叫道:“我哪知道那不是葡萄!你说可以摸的!” „......” “哇......” I think that I understood anything......” “我想我明白了点什么……” People said after a sigh respectively. 人们各自感叹道。 The Han Xuan eye narrows the eyes, he also understood, the smile is mystical. 韩宣眼睛微眯,他也明白了,笑容神秘。 Anya drew him, asked blurry: What's the matter? How did she cry?” 安雅拉了拉他,迷糊问道:“怎么回事?她怎么哭了?” This venerable hit her, should be hurts, was all right......” “这位老先生撞到她了,应该是疼吧,没事......” Han Xuan pulls a reason to deceive carelessly, the person who sees the manager appearance comes, said with that woman several, then lowered the head to that old man says anything, it is estimated that, when the peacemaker mediated, walked quickly together. 韩宣胡乱扯个理由糊弄过去,见经理模样的人过来,和那女人说了几句,然后又低头对那老头说些什么,估计是在当和事佬调停,很快一起走了。 Has not seen the good play, draws the zipper of clothes , helping Anya wear the coat again, plans to leave here. 没看到好戏,拉好自己衣服的拉链,再帮安雅穿上外套,打算离开这里。 The halfway runs into Balthus to Anya to greet, in the hand takes stretch/open paper, it is estimated that was the signature, Anya had wanted with him a moment ago. 半路遇到巴尔蒂斯想对安雅打招呼,手里拿着张纸,估计是签名,安雅刚才跟他要过。 Han Xuan has the vigilant look, bypassed Balthus directly, has not given the opportunity that he spoke. 韩宣带着警惕神色,直接绕过了巴尔蒂斯,没给他说话的机会。 This old man was old, cannot stir up to hide, which if bumps into, perhaps. 这老头年纪大了,惹不起躲着走,万一碰到哪,说不定就去了。 Bears the given name of murderer for no reason, whom when the time comes asks to cry. 平白无故背上个杀人犯的名号,到时候找谁哭去。 Goes out far, refers to the finger/refers of old man back, exhorts Anya earnestly, „, do not speak to him, his brain......” 走出好远,指指老头背影,认真嘱咐安雅,“以后別跟他说话,他脑子……” Un?” “嗯?” Going wrong, do not manage him to be good in any case.” “出了点毛病,反正別理他就好。” Previously that native of Hong Kong also came out, he Han Xuan, catches up to say presently: „ Konn-ni-qi-a( you good), yeah? 先前那位香江人也出来了,他现韩宣,追上来说道:“konn-ni-qi-a(你好),哎? How you look like that Han...... Han...... ” 你怎么那么像那个韩......韩......” „...... Exposed, run!” “......暴露了,快跑!” Han Xuan under his surprised look, did not have the shadow speedily...... 韩宣在他惊讶眼神下,一溜烟没了影子…… ps: South Sea arbitration lost a lawsuit, under the patriotic mood surges, the auspicious day is really hard to start writing, is originally scheduled for in addition to postpone, to look at the understanding.( Friend has a vacation to go home to eat meal, cannot turn down, sorry.).( To be continued.) ps:南海仲裁败诉,爱国心情激荡之下,良辰实在难以下笔,原定加更暂缓,望理解。(朋友放假回家请吃饭,推不掉,抱歉。)。(未完待续。)
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