MOTGAR :: Volume #5

#497: Angry golden honeybee


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Gabriel, Owen, Jar agriculture these three bored, play Han Xuan to teach them under the tree, is called hits rich and powerful people card game. 加布里尔、欧文、加尔杰农这三位无聊,在树下玩一种韩宣教给他们的,叫做“打富豪”的纸牌游戏。 Only can three people play, here has four people, who loses who gets down. 只能三个人玩,这里有四个人,谁输谁下。 The rich and powerful people won words, in the signs compared with another two tramp hands, whose sign are many who on fate. 富豪赢了的话,就比另外两位流浪汉手里的牌,谁的牌多谁就下场。 Therefore Jason can only stare at the surrounding sound in the one side, here has the elk to appear and disappear, is not safe. 所以杰森只能在一旁盯着周围动静,这里有驼鹿出没,并不算安全。 He swept around the eye, the vision casts aside again to the sign in Gabriel hand, three to eight are the single signs, broke seven, if unsurprisingly, this goods were definitely finished. 他扫了眼周围,目光再撇向加布里尔手里的牌,三到八都是单牌,断了个七,要是不出意外,这货肯定完蛋。 Irvine cannot exhibit the poker face, the expression is pleasantly surprised! 欧文摆不出扑克脸,表情惊喜! King number bombs and four two and four points! 国王号炸弹、四个二、四条尖! Rich and powerful people 21 signs, except these ten, but also is left over an airplane, can bring two pairs, finally remains one, making the pig hit can win! 富豪二十一张牌,除去这十张,还剩下个飞机,能带两个对子,最后就剩一张,让猪来打都能赢! Suddenly, a thing pounds on him, with greatly bald contact, thump sound! 突然间,一个东西砸到他头上,和大光头接触,咚的声! The hand shakes, the sign sprinkled everywhere. 手一抖,牌洒了满地。 Is preparing to act crazy, sees a honeybee from his eye forward flight, the retina reflects clearly its angry tail needle...... 正准备发飙,看见一只蜜蜂从他眼前飞过,视网膜清晰倒映出它那根愤怒的尾针...... California special product, golden honeybee. 加州特产,黄金蜜蜂。 The build of this honeybee is bigger than other honeybees, the ethnic group distributes south California, is a California beekeeper unifies the local flowering season characteristics, cultivates the new bee that 83 years cultivate to plant. 这种蜜蜂的体型比其他蜜蜂要大,族群分布在加州南部,是一种加州蜂农结合当地花期特点,培育83年才培育出来的新蜂种。 Honey-comb honey nutritional value that the golden honeybee ferments, is higher than 5 times compared with the ordinary honey, the quantity is especially scarce. 黄金蜜蜂所酿的蜂巢蜜营养价值,比普通蜂蜜高出五倍,数量格外稀少。 Because they disseminate pollen ability , helping the grape flowering season result, therefore knows in although the grove has the honey-comb, Hernan steward has not thought gives to remove them, this is a temperate honeybee. 由于它们传播花粉能力强,有利于葡萄花期结果,所以尽管知道林子里有蜂巢,艾尔纳管家也没想过把它们给除掉,这是种性格温和的蜜蜂。 But even if temperate, provokes the golden honeybee, they will still act crazy, panda that for example some makes...... 但即使再温和,招惹到黄金蜜蜂,它们也会发飙,比如某头作死的熊猫…… This swarm of golden honeybees, confessed that the life works for sweet Treasure Sea Pasture industriously, without the merit also has the efforts, the honey-comb that builds with great difficulty, was given to destroy unexpectedly. 这群黄金蜜蜂们,自认一生辛勤为甘宝海洋牧场工作,没有功劳也有苦劳,好不容易搭建起来的蜂巢,竟然被人给破坏了。 Most honeybees have not seen the chief criminal in disaster honey-comb, on the tree trunk that have not only understood oneself cause trouble, covers the panda of ache nose. 大多数蜜蜂没看到祸害蜂巢的罪魁祸首,树干上那只还不明白自己闯祸,捂住疼痛鼻子的熊猫。 Only saw under tree these people, the noisy crowd flew, do not look at the honey-comb, only then the basketball was big, inside occupied over 1000 golden honeybees! 只看到了树底下的这些人,一窝蜂飞出来,别看蜂巢只有篮球大,里面居住了超过一千只的黄金蜜蜂! From the tree was somewhat killed by shock in the falling time of honey-comb, but more honeybees flew in the honey-comb falling midway, humming sound throws downward, the security homeland, does not die continuous! 有些在蜂巢从树上掉落时候震死了,但更多的蜜蜂在蜂巢掉落中途就飞了出来,嗡嗡往下扑去,保卫家园,不死不休! Han Xuan in the sleep, a drawing, was just seen clearly is Gabriel, saw his nearby honeybees, panic-stricken under no longer has the movement, whatever he lifts up himself to run. 韩宣在睡梦中,被人一把拉了起来,刚看清是加布里尔,又看见了他旁边的蜜蜂们,惊恐之下不再有动作,任凭他扛起自己跑。 Han Xuan discovered recently, is the intelligence quotient low animal, more does not listen to his words. 韩宣最近发现了,越是智商低的动物,越不听他的话。 In honeybee head that now hopeless these go crazy, that little stemming from the neural circuit of instinct, can let off own plan, sees the golden honeybee to pursue behind, quickly shouts: Run!” 现在没指望这些发狂的蜜蜂脑袋里,那一点点出于本能的神经回路,能有放过自己的打算,见黄金蜜蜂已经追到身后,急忙喊道:“快跑!” Waves to drive away the honeybee, when projects on, the back of the hand feels the pain. 挥手驱赶蜜蜂,在打到其中一只的时候,手背感觉到疼痛。 Gabriel discovered that in the marsh land has a small water hole, only then more than one meter widths, the water is very shallow, oneself definitely cannot hide, therefore bent the waist throwing Han Xuan, called out: Feels suffocated! Do not come out!” 加布里尔发现洼地里有个小水坑,只有一米多宽,水很浅,自己肯定躲不进去,于是弯腰把韩宣给扔了下去,同时叫道:“憋气!别出来!” He throws down Han Xuan this big burden, immediately ran quickly, accompanied the pitiful yell sound to vanish in the woods. 他丢下韩宣这个大累赘,顿时跑得更快了,伴着惨叫声消失在树林里。 So long as the panda covers the nose to close one's eyes, the furry body can resist the honeybees to attack. 熊猫只要捂起鼻子闭眼,毛茸茸的身体就能抵挡蜜蜂们袭击。 Occasionally also bites a bamboo, the least bit is affected, in the minibus got down the tree, studies its father's movement, has not had an accident...... 偶尔还咬口竹子,半点没受到影响,小巴里下了树,学它老爹的动作,也没出什么事...... Water very muddy. 水很浑浊。 Han Xuan does not dare to open the eye, the whole person hides in the water, the temperature is a little low. 韩宣不敢睁开眼睛,整个人躲在水里,温度有点低。 Often raised the head rapidly, breathes twice, lies down again, the golden honeybees do not lose heart, revolve around small water hole, crossed for several minutes to leave. 不时迅速抬头,呼吸两次,再躺下去,黄金蜜蜂们不死心,围着小水坑转,过了好几分钟才离开。 Han Xuan waited for a long time, the time of air change gap to reduce each time, when really could not support, finally set out to wipe the face, the water on clothes, ticktack flowed downward. 韩宣等了许久,每次换气间隔的时间都在缩短,等实在撑不住了,终于起身抹了把脸,衣服上的水,滴滴哒哒往下流。 Looked at all around, honeybee, but does not go wild like before. 看了看四周,还有蜜蜂在,不过已经不像之前那么抓狂了。 Two big small three pandas, are sitting in the water hole visit him, the appearance moe dull, seems like asking that you to do what...... 两大一小三只熊猫,正坐在水坑边看着他,模样呆萌,似乎是在问你干什么…… Is staring this watching the fun fellows ill-humoredly, relaxes the feeling left hand back of the hand to hurt, like a combustion from now on matches stick, will fall to hurt on back of the hand that. 没好气瞪着这帮看热闹的家伙,放松下来感觉左手手背疼,就像一个燃烧过后的火柴棒,掉在了手背上的那种疼。 Lifts the hand, looks down, above has a long black thorn, puts out a hand to pull out, makes an effort to push around the wound. 抬起手,低头看去,上面有根长长的黑刺,伸手拔出来,在伤口周围使劲挤。 Luckily they are the toxic not strong gold honeybees, murder bee that if Brazilian that type hybridizes artificially, that was finished.” “幸好它们是毒性不强的黄金蜜蜂,要是巴西那种人为杂交出来的杀人蜂,那就完蛋了。” Han Xuan hurts the straight inspiration, the leisurely mood spoke to the pandas. 韩宣疼得直吸气,还有闲心对熊猫们说话。 Experiences the unlucky matter, thinks that more hapless person, for example Gabriel they, is much happier immediately. 遇到倒霉事,就想想更倒霉的人,比如加布里尔他们,心情顿时好得多。 Looks the time to the minibus, discovered that it is a little strange, sizes up again carefully, discovered that its nose a little swells, was happy, now seems like funnier...... 看向小巴里时候,发现它有点怪怪的,再仔细打量,发现它的鼻子有点肿,不由乐了,现在看起来更加搞笑...... The halfway meets to come to look for own George, Han Xuan and he goes home together. 半路遇到前来寻找自己的乔治,韩宣和他一起回家。 Discovers Gabriel they, in the villa entrance, has helped opposite party pull to stab mutually. 发现加布里尔他们,已经在别墅门口,互相帮对方拔刺。 By place that the honeybee ding, main centralized on hand and face, each wound place blushes, the bodyguards kept sighing, the feeling lay down can also be hit. 被蜜蜂叮到的地方,主要集中在手和脸上,每个伤口处都发红,保镖们一个个长吁短叹,感慨躺着也能中枪。 Gabriel thinks it over, thinks that definitely is because in minibus, the honey-comb falls from the tree. 加布里尔想来想去,认为肯定是因为小巴里,蜂巢才从树上掉下来。 What master the whisper really has, what pet has, including having bad luck this is the same. 嘀咕果然是有什么样的主人,就有什么样的宠物,连倒霉这点都是一样的。 What is main, Han Xuan are not hapless, implicates others to have bad luck, thought that when his bodyguard is really the cruel fate, cannot avoid this tribulation eventually. 最主要的是,偏偏韩宣自己不倒霉,连累别人倒霉,心想当他保镖真是命苦,终究没能躲过这劫。 Wigny heard honeybee word clearly, the nose moves, small ear immediately a vertical stroke, but also really had the honey flavor. 维尼清楚听到了蜜蜂这个词,鼻子动了动,小耳朵顿时一竖,还真有蜂蜜的味道。 Takes to one's heels to run in the direction that the flavor transmits, in the pasture the exact location of each honey-comb it knows, has kept thinking was very long, what a pity too cannot crawl fat, is the day falls the unexpected wealth to it simply! 撒腿往味道传来的方向跑去,牧场里每个蜂巢的具体位置它都知道,已经惦记很久了,可惜太胖爬不上去,对它来说简直是天降横财! Du two stupidly brings the soapy water, helping them spread in the wound place, the bee venom ingredient generally is the acidity, with containing the soapy water of alkali can neutralize, relieves the pain. 杜二傻拿来肥皂水,帮他们涂在伤口处,蜂毒成份一般是酸性,用含碱的肥皂水可以中和,减轻疼痛。 After Han Xuan hears, takes off the wet clothes to go upstairs to take a bath, the whole person soaks in the soapy water, really a little effect. 韩宣听说后,脱掉湿衣服上楼洗澡,整个人泡在肥皂水里,真的有点效果。 But when he looks at the hand again, discovered that the left hand is swollen, both hands place contrast at present, a slenderness, seems like the carrot. 但当他再看手的时候,发现左手肿了起来,双手放在眼前对比,一个修长,一个像是胡萝卜。 Pressed according to the extremely fat back of the hand, soft, entire becoming known steamed bun! 按了按臃肿的手背,软软的,整个一大白馒头! The day has wanted black, the exchanging clothes are again troublesome, Han Xuan wears the cotton pajamas to go downstairs, discovered that the father smiles, asked: „ What's wrong. 天已经要黑了,再换新衣服麻烦,韩宣穿着棉睡衣下楼,发现老爹笑眯眯的,问道:“怎么。 You look at my hand, swelled. ” 你们瞧我手,肿起来了。” Goes to look knows, Jason they are at least better.” Han Qianshan said that sound, smiled. “出去看就知道,至少比杰森他们要好。”韩千山说完噗的声,笑了出来。 The boy mother was affected by him, follows to laugh. Han Xuan thought of anything, the anxious step walks, discovered that by entrance round table, four grotesque pig strange, were seen by Ultraman, can that postpartum strange when directly the monster hits, is fighting the landlord. 男孩老妈被他影响,也跟着大笑。韩宣想到了什么,急步走出去,发现门口的圆桌旁,四个奇形怪状的猪头怪,被奥特曼看见,能直接当怪兽打的那种猪头怪,正在斗地主。 Faces are swelling, is baldly good to recognize except for Irvine, who other three ranks do not come out are , the eye swells to narrow a line, draws close to the sign can see clearly at present. 一个个脸肿着,除了欧文光头好认,其他三位分不出来谁是谁,眼睛肿得眯成条线,把牌贴近眼前才能看清。 Seemingly is Jason's fellow, takes little king and K, shouted the sound: King explodes!” 貌似是杰森的家伙,就拿着一个小王和个K,大喊了声:“国王爆炸!” The nasal cavity is swollen, can only breathe with the mouth, the speech time sound is strange. 鼻腔肿了起来,只能用嘴呼吸,说话时候声音奇怪。 Another two cannot see the sign, but also really gives money obediently. 另外两位看不见牌,还真乖乖给钱。 My God! Hahahaha!” Han Xuan squats to cover the belly, points at them to laugh, Le Feng! “我的天!哈哈哈哈!”韩宣蹲下来捂住肚子,指着他们大笑,乐疯了! Looks at his, really wants to hit him.” Jar Nong sighed. “瞧他这样子,真想打他啊。”加尔杰农叹气。 Gabriel nods, mumbles: Un, if runs into this person with my beforehand character, the grass in his tomb, should be one meter quickly high......”( ~ ~) 加布里尔点点头,嘟囔道:“嗯,要是以我以前的性格遇到这种人,他墓地上的草,应该快有一米高了......”(~~)
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