MOTGAR :: Volume #5

#455: Rushes to the a.v filming scene by mistake


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Shadow awning of Time Warner. 时代华纳的影棚。 «Speed And Fervor» are photographing, several leading actors and actresses met. 《速度与激情》正在拍摄,几位男女主角相遇了。 Actually looks at others to make the movie in the one side, is a very bored matter, most time unceasing NG, therefore Han Xuan went to other places to take a stroll. 其实在一旁看别人拍电影,是件很无聊的事情,大多数时间都在不断的NG,所以韩宣去了其他地方溜达。 Originally some places are close, the dramatic team most feared that some people disturb, the progress that affects to shoot a movie. 本来有些地方是封闭的,剧组最怕有人来打扰,影响拍片的进度。 But Han Xuan leads three bodyguards behind, finds this stance, people cannot help but looked at his several eyes. 可是韩宣身后带着三位保镖,瞧见这架势,人们不由自主多看了他几眼。 Usually reads the news, who can recognize him is, which security dares to catch up with him. 平时看新闻的,都能认出他是谁,哪个保安敢来赶他。 Thereupon, had then this strange one...... 于是乎,发生了接下来这怪异的一幕…… Han Xuan is preparing to enter has photographed " Shawshank's Redemption » shadow awning, this movie mostly photographs in the middle of the real prison, but some scenes are completed in the movie studio. 韩宣正准备进拍摄过《肖申克的救赎》的影棚,这部电影大多是在真实的监狱当中拍摄,不过有些场景是在摄影棚里完成。 Saw that the entrance writes the sign that will soon be demolishing, feels a pity, after excessively are again many a year of fermentation, the present people will experience in this movie about the humane beauty. 见到门口写着即将拆除的牌子,不由觉得可惜,再过很多年发酵之后,现在的人们才会体验到这部电影里关于人性的美。 All around is empty, thinks in the single room of rail, has tied the spider web. 四周空荡荡的,装着铁栏的单间里,已经结了蜘蛛网。 At this time heard the sound that some men cursed angrily, seemed like the leather whip to brush, sent out sound. 这时候听到有男人怒骂的声音,还有似乎是皮鞭抽打,发出的声响。 The women shouted in the pain save a life! 女人在痛呼救命! As a three excellencies young youngster, Han Xuan confessed that is not that seeing somebody in danger and doing nothing person, puts the light footsteps they to beckon to Jason, three bodyguards cock the ears to hear the sound, immediately drew out the spear/gun. 做为一个三好小少年,韩宣自认不是那种见死不救的人,放轻脚步对杰森他们招招手,三位保镖侧耳听到声音,顿时拔出了枪。 With close to the miserable call is even more clear, is simply rending! 随着接近,惨呼声愈发清晰,简直撕心裂肺! Han Xuan stands in the corner, pokes head in quietly. 韩宣站在墙角,悄悄探出头。 The person who first looks at the proper director appearance, in the hand takes the camera. 首先看到位导演模样的人,手里拿着摄像机。 Then line of sight displacement...... 然后视线偏移…… Embarrassed. 囧。 One male and two female, all light body. 一男两女,全都光着身子。 That two female tied up on the parapet, but that male correct use leather whip brushes them, elephant also reveals outside sways. 那两位女的被绑在栏杆上,而那男的正用皮鞭抽打她们,“大象”还露在外面晃荡。 At this moment. 此时此刻。 In the Han Xuan brain is compels ignorant. 韩宣脑子里是懵逼的。 The eye swept that two statures also to calculate the good woman subconsciously...... completely! 眼睛下意识扫到了那两位身材还算好的女人的......全部! Stark naked entirety! 一丝不挂的全部! Has not looked at the boy of seed regarding one more than ten years again, this impulse simply is at present astonishing! 对于一个十几年没再看过种子的男孩,眼前这幕的冲击力简直惊人! Was feeling instantaneously the nose has a heat flow, slow downward, dropping in fully is the dust ground. 在瞬间感觉到鼻子有股热流,缓慢往下,滴落在满是灰尘的地面。 Thinks with the buttocks, knows that they are doing, shoot the s.m theme the love movement small movie, possibly the name is «Shawshank's Oppressive Love» and so on aiv. 用屁股想,也知道他们在干什么,拍s.m题材的爱情动作小电影,可能名字是《肖申克的虐恋》之类的aiv。 All these happen in just two seconds! 这一切在短短两秒时间内发生! Han Xuan concentrates on the peeping live broadcast, suddenly forgot also to have Gabriel behind their existence, at this moment did not have the energy to go to think again other. 韩宣专注于偷窥现场直播,一时间忘了身后还有加布里尔他们的存在,此刻没精力再去想其他的了。 Therefore, the bodyguards of these three just heart full houses, after the look, all flushed! 于是,这三位正义心爆棚的保镖,在对完眼神之后,全都冲了出去! Cannot move!” “不许动!” Puts down the weapon!” “放下武器!” Holds to squat......, my heaven!” “抱头蹲……下,我的老天!” Jason frightened the spear/gun to discard. 杰森吓得枪都扔掉了。 Gabriel and Irvine were also ignorant, these unusual actors frighten screamed, hurries to squat down to hold the head. 加布里尔和欧文也懵了,那些另类演员吓得尖叫,赶紧蹲下抱头。 The young people of director appearance called out: Don't! We are legitimate! I registered the company!” 导演模样的年轻人则叫道:“别别别!我们是合法的!我注册了公司!” Han Xuan this little while also having a mind thought: Originally the handcuffs live in their handcuffs to be fake, how otherwise to squat that quickly!” 韩宣这会儿还有心思想着:“原来铐住她们的手铐是假的,不然怎么会蹲那么快!” The discovery matter exposed, waves. 发现事情暴露了,一挥手。 Withdraw!” “撤!” Jason picks up the pistol, takes to one's heels to dash about wildly with Han Xuan. 杰森捡起手枪,跟着韩宣撒腿狂奔。 Turns head to see Gabriel and Irvine is still staring at them in the eye, the ill-humored round trip runs, clapped a palm of the hand toward their backs of the head, shouts: Walks! Information mistake!” 扭头见加布里尔和欧文还在眼睛直直盯着她们,没好气往回跑,往他们后脑勺拍了一巴掌,喊道:“走啦!情报错误!” Eh, right! Walked!” “额,对!走了!” Sorry, you continue......” “抱歉,你们继续......” Slides «Speed And the Fervor» filming scene. 一路溜回《速度与激情》拍摄现场。 Guo Muzhou discovered that the grandchild covers the nose with the hand, the blood is dropping outward, startled called out: „ Doctor! Comes the doctor quickly! 郭穆州发现外孙用手捂住鼻子,血正往外滴,惊叫道:“医生!快来啊医生! Han Xuan, you how? ” 韩宣,你怎么了?” Excuse me said that is looks bare. The body looked that does not know these three words just now say. 不好意思说是看裸.体看的,“不知道”这三个词才刚说出口。 European slow melt tastes of brain muscle: „ He did not go into the a.v filming scene carefully. 脑子一根筋的欧文开口道:“他不小心跑到a.v拍摄现场去了。 My God! Scares to death me...... 我的天!吓死我…… Aiyu! Jason! You pinch me to do! ” 哎呦!杰森!你掐我干嘛!” Looks again, discovered that the Han Xuan eye was about to get angry, was indistinct felt oneself said the words that should not speak, said to Guo Muzhou earnestly: Tumbled...... I to pledge!” 再一瞧,发现韩宣眼睛都快冒火了,隐约间觉得自己说了不该说的话,对郭穆州认真道:“跌倒了......我发誓!” Han Xuan kicks on his buttocks, turns head to walk toward doctor there, really does not have the face to look again grandfather that suppressed the face that became flushed. 韩宣一脚踢在他屁股上,扭头往医生那里走去,实在没脸再看外公那憋得涨红的脸了。 Goes out of several meters, big laughter transmits. 才走出几米,一阵大笑声传来。 That sound hears since childhood in a big way, Grandfather, absolutely right. 那声音从小听到大,外公的,绝对没错。 ...... …… The late autumn night is very early arrives, the Los Angeles night scene is charming. 深秋的夜晚很早就降临,洛杉矶夜景迷人。 The stylish metropolis white-collar, after returning is located in the suburb house respectively, the town center became the stage of bummer. 衣着光鲜的都市白领,返回各自位于郊区的住宅后,市中心就成了乞讨者的舞台。 The bummer of street is completely an alternative style, they themselves will not make that looks very pitiful, but finds out various creativities to attract the passer-by. 街边的乞讨者完全是种另类的风格,他们不会把自己弄得看起来很可怜,而是想出各种创意吸引路人。 The person many places of corner, sit frequently wear the black long gown, the hand take " Holy Bible » person. 街角和人多的地方,常常坐着身穿黑色长袍,手拿《圣经》的人。 Their mouths talked over the words that others could not hear clearly unceasingly, a while ask the heaven, a while referred to the land. 他们嘴里不断念叨旁人听不清的话语,一会儿问苍天,一会儿指大地。 After the movement of dramatization is completed, on the grounds of spreading gospel, asks for money from the passer-by. 在戏剧化的动作完成后,以传播“福音”为由,向路人要钱。 Han Xuan does not have the face to go home now, as real man who thinks, unexpectedly sees the class/flow nosebleed, simply is the great shame! 韩宣现在没脸回家,做为一个自认为的真正男人,居然看到流鼻血,简直是奇耻大辱! In the harmonious family does not have the secret, perhaps the mother, Grandma, old gentleman they had known this news. 和睦的家庭里没有秘密可言,或许老妈、奶奶、老爷子他们已经知道了这则消息。 Very possibly even the Adolf steward also knew, spoke at home is never evading him. 很可能连阿道夫管家也知道了,在家里说话从不避着他。 After the mother know, father in sweet Treasure Sea Pasture, meets first knows, if were heard by Fatty accidentally, told Wigny, Snoopy, McDull again...... 老妈知道后,远在甘宝海洋牧场的老爹,也会第一时间知道,万一被胖丁偶然听见,再告诉维尼、史努比、麦兜...... Han Xuan stands in the street sighs deeply...... 韩宣站在街头长叹…… Irvine likely being wronged young wife. 欧文像个受了委屈的小媳妇。 Jason, Gabriel follow Han Xuan, he follows in Jason they behind, the rank reduces instantaneously. 杰森、加布里尔跟着韩宣,他则跟在杰森他们身后,等级瞬间降低。 The middle-aged person who wears the worn-out suit, on the face is covered with the full beard, as if for a long time has not handled. 一位身穿破旧西装的中年人,脸上长满络腮胡子,似乎很长时间没打理了。 He blocks Han Xuan, said with a smile: „ Sorry, disturbs. 他拦住韩宣,笑道:“抱歉,打扰一下。 My desire is to become a millionaire, can you satisfy my desire? ” 我的愿望是成为一位百万富翁,你可以满足我的愿望么?” Han Xuan thinks that was given to recognize, knit the brows: „ Mister, why doesn't work hard? 韩宣以为是自己被人给认出来了,皱眉道:“先生,为什么不努力去工作呢? I can easily realize your desire, but I am not Aladdin's lamp god, why can help you? ” 我可以轻易实现你的愿望,但我不是阿拉丁的灯神,干嘛要帮你?” The opposite party were shocked, shakes the head: „ It is not, I want to ask you to give me one US dollar. 对方愣住了,摇摇头:“不是,我想请你给我一美元。 You are the 3462 nd person who I run into, I soon realized my desire. ” 你是我遇到的第3462个人,我就快要实现我的愿望了。” „......” “……” Has not seen such unique going begging way, Han Xuan had looked for five US dollars paper money from the wallet, your is very healthy, why can do this line?” 从没见过这么独特的乞讨方式,韩宣从钱包里找了张五美元的纸币,“你身体挺健康啊,为什么要干这行?” I have a proper work during the daytime, this is my concurrent job. “我白天有份正经工作,这是我的兼职。 You know that supporting four children is not an easy matter, particularly in this economic condition. ” 你知道的,养活四个孩子不是件容易的事,尤其是在这种经济情况下。” This bummer received five US dollars, pulls out from the pocket the coin, looked for four US dollars to give Han Xuan. 这位乞讨者接过五美元,从口袋里掏出把硬币,找了四美元给韩宣 Remains is working as the spending money, cannot pay the tomorrow's lunch fee/spent on me. “留着当零花钱吧,不能把明天的午餐费都花在我身上。 Thank your help, the boy of good intention. ” 感谢你的帮助,好心的男孩。” Han Xuan did not know whether to laugh or cry to receive the pocket money. 韩宣哭笑不得接过零钱。 After he walked, near the sidewalk, an old man said: „ He is a swindler, here many years. 等他走了之后,人行道边上,一位老头说道:“他是个骗子,在这里已经很多年了。 In the family/home does not have the child, tourist who usually deceives the traveling specially. ” 家里也没孩子,平时专门骗过来旅游的游客。” It doesn't matter, he made my mood good.” Han Xuan turns head to find this old man in rags, said with a smile: How do you deceive?” “无所谓,他让我心情好了。”韩宣扭头瞧见这位衣衫褴褛的老头,笑道:“那你是怎么骗的?” Haha! Here has a picture. “哈哈!我这里有一幅画。 Gives me one US dollar, I make you look. ” 给我一美元,我就让你看。” You successfully caused my curiosity, Mister, one US dollar.” “你成功引起我的好奇心了,先生,一美元。” The old man forces in the pocket money, crossed the drawing board, above is drawing a character. 老头把钱塞进口袋,翻过画板,上面画着个字符。 Probably is this appearance:() 大概是这种样子:() ......( To be continued ~ ~) ……(未完待续~~)
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