MOTGAR :: Volume #5

#446: Han Xuan sex education class


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Meow!” “喵!” Okay good, I pass for two days to go to sweet Treasure Sea Pasture to look for you.” “好好好,我过两天就去甘宝海洋牧场找你。” Meow meow!” “喵喵!” Un, gives you to bring to eat, dried beef how? “嗯,给你带吃的,牛肉干怎么样? ...... Good, then on the dried beef, making Wigny not kick up a racket, gave it to bring. ……好吧,那就牛肉干,让维尼別吵吵了,也给它带。 Un, you, Obama. 嗯,还有你,奥巴玛。 McDull, you are graze, do not disturb! ” 麦兜,你是吃草的,別捣乱!” The automobile drives in the Los Angeles suburbs direction, Han Xuan sits side the mother, takes the telephone and animals speaks. 汽车往洛杉矶城郊方向驶去,韩宣坐在老妈身边,拿着电话和动物们说话。 It looks like a little silly in Mrs. Guo, but family's sprouting/moe favors is so intelligent, or really can understand also perhaps, directional out of the window said: Arrived, is here......” 郭母看来有点傻,不过家里的萌宠那么聪明,或者真能听懂也说不定,指向窗外说道:“到了,就是这里……” An outer wall plain worn-out factory. 一栋外墙古朴破旧的工厂。 On the wall the crawling full leaf changes the yellow vines, the window changed into the brand-new French window, the roof had also overhauled, seemingly had the artistic feeling. 墙上爬满叶子变黄的藤蔓植物,窗子换成了崭新的法式窗户,屋顶也翻修过,看上去有种艺术感。 When these construction ancient history, design the service life of planning is 80 years, but the physical life, mostly can over hundred years. 这些建筑历史久远,设计时计划的使用寿命是80年,而实际使用寿命,大多可以超过百年。 The Han Xuan previous generation Second Uncle is the developer, the Huaxia architectural design life span 50 years, actually can only use actually for 30 years. 韩宣前世二叔就是开发商,华夏建筑设计寿命50年,实际却只能用30年。 The construction time wall thin did not say, the used No. 20 concrete small advantage was cheap, but this caused the building the service life, compared with No. 40 concrete construction house short more than ten years. 建造时候墙体薄不说,用的20号混凝土便宜是便宜了,可这一项就使得建筑的使用寿命,比40号混凝土建造的房子短了十几年。 This workshop occupies a land area of more than 1000 squares, situated in a riverside to Pacific Ocean, all around constructed a garden, the billboard of whoops Corporation, hangs above the front door, the symbol is the cartoon dragon of silver relief. 这栋厂房占地一千多平方,位于一条通往太平洋的河边,四周修建了座花园,whoops公司的广告牌,挂在大门上方,标志是个银色浮雕的卡通龙。 Each luxury company some own unique symbols, for example Hermes H, Louis Vuitton lv, Gucci two buckles in the same place GG, classical stripe design of Burberry. 每个奢侈品公司都有自己的独特标志,比如爱马仕的“H”,路易威登的“lv”,古奇两个扣在一起的“GG”,巴宝莉的经典条纹款式。 The cartoon dragon that Han Xuan sees this relief, thought that places the handbag and on it waistband these things, as if also good. 韩宣见到这个浮雕的卡通龙,觉得将它放在皮包、腰带这些东西上面,似乎还不错。 Saw not to forget, there is own characteristics, a good trademark achieved these to succeed. 看见了不会忘掉,也有自己的特色,一个好的商标做到这些就成功了。 Gets out hugging by the mother. 下车被老妈给搂着。 One meter five several height, insufficiently looks before her. 一米五几的身高,在她面前不够看。 Has the mind of adult, others actually like hugging itself , indicating to be intimate with, this made Han Xuan a little helpless, actually does not think oneself also treated Anya. 有着成人的心灵,别人却都喜欢搂着自己,表示亲近,这让韩宣有点无奈,却不想想自己也是这么对待安雅的。 In the imagination in this factory should make the product to be right, but passing through the gate found that is not such, about 70 staff gather together, to the block blank slate, is discussing anything. 想象中这座工厂里应该在做产品才对,但进门发现不是那样,将近七十位员工聚在一起,面向块白板,讨论着什么。 Has to wear the leather clothing, the tight-fitting chaps and tip leather shoes, wears sunglasses, the middle-aged person of full red hair, in the hand is taking the black handbag to look to them, it is estimated that is discussing the design issue of this handbag. 有位穿着皮衣、紧身皮裤、尖头皮鞋,戴个墨镜,满头红发的中年人,手里正拿个黑色皮包给他们看,估计就是在讨论这个皮包的设计问题。 Not far away several people are also giving the female model the clothes, making her try on. 不远处还有几个人在把衣服递给女模特,让她试穿。 The model who that stature selects high does not change among the clothes, directly takes off/escapes also remains, wears the clothes, shows a posture to look to the designers. 那身材高挑的模特不去换衣间,直接脱的还剩,把衣服穿好,摆出个姿势给设计师们看。 Mrs. Guo is staring at the son quietly, discovered that the Han Xuan eye was straight. 郭母悄悄盯着自己儿子,发现韩宣眼睛都直了。 Thought that he almost arrived at the age, not on nature. The education and training division estimate is not good, before made the husband come, that goods actually said embarrassed, can only teach him. 心想他差不多到了年纪,不上性.教育课估计是不行了,以前让老公来,那货竟然不好意思说,只能自己教他。 Coughed the sound, asked calmly: Han Xuan, do you currently have the female student of liking?” 咳嗽了声,若无其事问道:“韩宣,你现在有没有喜欢的女生?” Un? Has, Ms. Sophie Marceau.” “嗯?有啊,苏菲-玛索女士。” Did not make you say the star, I......” “不是让你说明星,我……” Mrs. Guo thinks, does not feel right! 郭母想想,觉得不对啊! By own this condition, difference more than ten years old field sister and brother love, has possibly, he still put in the study room with the group photo of Sophie Marceau! 以自己家这条件,差个十几岁来场姐弟恋,又不是没可能,他还在书房里放了张和苏菲-玛索的合照呢! When mother is worried, looked anything does not feel right. 当妈的一担心起来,看什么都觉得不对。 Son small age, research model, but also the long leg and did slender waist and so on, grow up must? 儿子小小年纪,就研究模特,还长腿、细腰之类的,长大了还得了? Complained his father Han Qianshan. 不由埋怨起他老爹韩千山 The evil intention guessed own husband, decides the bad magazine secretly, but also was seen by the son. 恶意猜测自己老公,是不是又偷偷定不良杂志,还被儿子看到了。 Is thinking going home lets his kneeling kitchen knife, said sincerely: „ Did not say the star, I meant person who likes. 想着回家让他跪厨刀,语重心长说道:“不是说明星,我是说喜欢的人。 Is that type likes...... you understanding. ” 就是那种喜欢……你懂的。” Han Xuan cannot feel the mind, how well mentioned this to come. 韩宣摸不着头脑,怎么好好的说起这个来了。 Replied that she said: I how many years? The girl of understanding is not big, how possibly is that type to like.” 回答她道:“我才几岁?认识的女孩也不大,怎么可能是那种喜欢。” Not good, but...... in your age, is curiously normal to the opposite sex. “没有就好,只不过......在你这种年纪,对异性好奇是正常的。 I and your father usually do not manage you, but don't act unreasonably to know? 我和你爸平时不怎么管你,但是別乱来知道没? Originally should be the school teacher teaches you physiological class, you do not have on the junior middle school and high school, the university to estimate that will not teach these, can only I tell you...... ” 本来应该是学校老师教你们生理课,你没上初中、高中,大学估计也不会教这些,只能我跟你说了……” The boy mother braced oneself saying that looked at son that strange look embarrassed, was near also with emphasis, said: Has anything not to understand, asked your father, my not too clear boy!” 男孩老妈硬着头皮说完,不好意思看儿子那古怪的眼神,临了还加重语气,说道:“有什么不懂的,问你爸去,我不太清楚男孩子!” The Han Xuan heart said: „ Good, on physiological health education class! 韩宣心道:“好嘛,上起生理健康教育课来! No wonder goes out the time to look own look is not right, not in other words secret supermodel...... ” 难怪出门时候看自己眼神不对劲,不就是说了维秘超模……” Un, should understand all understood. “嗯,该懂的全都懂了。 You could rest assured that I...... these children have no interest in Anya, Jessica, Natalie, Christine, Olivia, Isabeli. ” 你放心,我对安雅、杰西卡、娜塔莉、克里斯汀娜、奥利维亚、伊莎贝莉......这些小孩子没兴趣。” Said simply all of a sudden the girl who know, gives up the anxiety of mother. 索性一下子说完自己认识的女孩,打消老妈的疑虑。 Although Mrs. Guo does not know that should understand all understood accurate meaning, but thought that the son said is the truth, felt relieved slightly. 虽然郭母不知道那句“该懂的全都懂了”的准确意思,不过觉得儿子说得是实话,稍微放下了心。 Changes mind again thinks when the son did know so many girls? 再转念一想,儿子什么时候认识这么多女孩了? Except that brings back to the family/home to play Harris, as if male friend few, have roommate in a school besides him, Ramirez. 除了把哈里斯带回家玩过,似乎男性朋友没几个,除了他就还有个在学校的舍友,拉米瑞茲。 Said earnestly: „ Old is not good, for example Sophie Marceau, the age caught up with me quickly. 认真道:“年纪大的也不行,比如苏菲-玛索,年纪都快赶上我了。 Most importantly! Male is not better, our Han may your! ” 最最最重要的!男的更不行,我们韩家可就你一个!” The Han Xuan corner of the eye twitches. 韩宣眼角抽搐。 How not being able to think through the mother to feel oneself are curved. 想不通老妈怎么会觉得自己是个“弯”的。 This saying has no way to meet. 这话没法接。 Nods to comply. 点点头答应。 The preparation hoodwinks this matter, the person of having reached adulthood, was educated this, is awkward. 准备把这件事蒙混过去,老大不小的人了,被人教育这个,多尴尬。 What a pity Mrs. Guo cannot make him achieve wishes. 可惜郭母没能让他如愿。 Said diligently: „ In about a half year, you since puberty, at that time...... 孜孜不倦说道:“再过半年左右,你就会进入青春期,那时候...... The further information asked your father. 详细情况去问你爸。 If excuse me, can help you invite the expert of physiology. 要是不好意思,可以帮你请位生理学的专家。 Before placed your bedhead that «Sex education Initiation» looked? ” 以前放在你床头那本《性教育启蒙》看了没?” „...... I threw.” “……我扔了。” This which line! “这哪行! Now in the television and newspaper have the unhealthy news, you watch in the soap opera, male has several girlfriends, this is very incorrect! ” 现在电视、报纸上有很多不健康的消息,你看电视剧里,一个男的都有几个女朋友,这就是非常不对的!” „...... I understand, is loyal and wants the moral integrity and certainly not unfaithful/stamen!” “……我懂,要忠贞、要节操、绝不花心!” This was right!” “这样就对了!” Mother happy racket his head. 老妈开心拍拍他脑袋。 Han Xuan raised the head aggrievedly: „ Was OK? 韩宣憋屈抬起头:“可以了吧? I said I understand, before ten...... five, certainly not love! ” 我说了我都懂,十……五以前绝不恋爱!” 15 are not good, was too small. “十五也不行,还是太小了。 But cannot be too big, this society is chaotic, the good girls to be robbed by others. 但也不能太大,这社会乱呐,好女孩子都被別人抢走了。 I thought that your are 16 years old, at that time was good on the difference. 我觉得等你十六岁,那时候就差不错了。 How do you feel Anya? 你觉得安雅怎么样? I very like her, studying the fine arts training is good, your grandfather they also likes. 我挺喜欢她的,学美术修养好,你爷爷他们也喜欢。 Is good-looking, particularly that eye, if my grandson is also the purple eye, thinks to feel attractive! 长得漂亮,尤其是那双眼睛,要是我孙子也是紫眼睛,想想就觉得好看! Christine and we live in, has the common interest, can treat safely in pasture that life. 克里斯汀娜和我们家住得近,有共同话题,在牧场那种生活里能安心待下去。 Liked crying, but no temperament, fortunately. 就是太爱哭了,不过没什么脾气,也还好。 Jessica Arba and Natalie Portman, I have looked in the movie, attractive is attractive, but how does not know the character. 杰西卡-阿尔巴和娜塔丽-波特曼,我在电影里看过,漂亮是蛮漂亮的,但不知道性格怎么样。 Is Isabeli your schoolmate? 伊莎贝莉是你同学吧? Slightly can test into Brown University, is very definitely intelligent. 这么小就能考上布朗大学,肯定很聪明。 If lives small Han Xuan with you, that becomes what appearance intelligently! 要是和你生个小小韩宣,那得聪明成什么样子啊! This gene...... ” 这基因......” Stops! Stops!” “停!停!” Seeing the mother more said is more crooked, more said dirtier, Han Xuan could not bear finally! 见老妈越说越歪,越说越污,韩宣终于忍不住了! Quickly proceeded several steps, was distant to her, hated: Added a moment ago wants me to be single-minded, how do you who like?” 急忙往前走了几步,离她远远的,恨道:“刚才还说要我专一,你怎么谁都喜欢?” My this is not helping you analyze. “我这不是在帮你分析嘛。 I said uselessly, you like good...... 我说了没用,你喜欢才行...... Ok, does not say. 好了,不说了。 Knows that your eye is big, dares to stare my old lady to beat to death you again! ”( To be continued ~ ~) 知道你眼睛大,再敢瞪我老娘揍死你!”(未完待续~~)
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