MOTGAR :: Volume #16

#1587: Do some people soak the mother?

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Around 7 : 00 pm, the Jackson bay shore is crowded, the yacht rolls by the sea level slowly, the ticket-collector of Sydney Opera House entrance, seeing Han Xuan they to arrive at the time to be very pleasantly surprised. 晚上 7 点多钟,杰克逊海湾岸边人来人往,游艇在海面上缓缓驶过,悉尼歌剧院门口的检票员,看见韩宣他们到来时候挺惊喜。 The legendary deeds that he worships this Chinese youngster, with several years, built an enormous business empire that stretched across numerous industries, sufficiently certificate unusual ability. 他非常崇拜这位华人少年的传奇事迹,用短短几年时间,打造出一座横跨众多行业的庞大商业帝国,足以证明超凡能力。 The rich people watch the performance, generally will dress up slightly, Sydney Opera House has not forced to stipulate the clothing request, but most audience will obey this unspoken rule, listening to the orchestra performance to be the grand situation, at this time the ticket-collector puts on the shorts, short sleeve and slipper that them build at will, regarding is the individuality of super rich and powerful people. 富人们过来观看演出,一般会稍微打扮一番,悉尼歌剧院并没有强制规定着装要求,但绝大多数观众都会遵守这条潜规则,听乐团演奏算是隆重的场合,此时检票员把他们随意穿搭的短裤、短袖、拖鞋,当成是属于超级富豪的个性。 However that still the residual seafood food fragrance, making him a little not know whether to laugh or cry, just this group of people rode the scene that the public electric motorcycle comes, is to make him dumbfounded, in the difference from the imagination was too big. 然而那依然残留的海鲜食物香味,让他有点哭笑不得,刚刚这群人骑公共电动摩托车过来的场景,更是让他目瞪口呆,跟想象中差别太大了。 Finished eating the seafood after Sydney Fish auction, Han Xuan they then catch up directly, the time is very abundant, enters the location, walks toward in the crowd, repairing the atmosphere has not imagined is so splendid. 在悉尼鱼市场吃完海鲜后,韩宣他们便直接赶过来,时间还很充裕,进入场地内部,跟着人群往里走,装修氛围没有想象中那样富丽堂皇。 Although is called Sydney Opera House, in fact it is a synthesis performing arts center, inside includes the music hall, opera house, the play arena, the studio, the dressing room, the rehearsal room, restaurant and hall bar wait/etc, in the past Sydney Opera House completed the time, British Queen Elizabeth II caught up to preside over the ceremony personally, watched the reorganization from Russian writer Tolstoi first performed «War and peace». 虽然叫做悉尼歌剧院,实际上它是一座综合表演艺术中心,里面包括音乐厅、歌剧院、戏剧表演场、演播室、化装室、排练室、餐厅和大厅酒吧等等,当年悉尼歌剧院建成时候,英国伊丽莎白二世女王亲自赶来主持典礼,观看了改编自俄国作家托尔斯泰的第一场演出《战争与和平》。 The relations of Australia and Britain have been very ambiguous, the United States independence after several hundred years ago, Britain looked at Australia, at first took to exile the big prison of prisoner it, afterward attracted more people gradually, grew strong this stretch of area together, most of them were the British residents. 澳大利亚和英国的关系一直很暧昧,早在数百年前美国独立后,英国就把目光投向了澳大利亚,起初将它作为流放囚犯的大监狱,后来渐渐吸引到更多人前来,共同将这片地区发展壮大,其中绝大多数是英国居民。 Between both is more like pair of mother and child, now the Australia nominal monarchy, was still Queen of England, and was appointed the governor by her, before Hong Kong governors of Hong Kong, the queen arranged in the Australia governor, did not have many factual powers, was more like an empty duty, if saw the British union jack in the Australia street, did not need to be surprised...... 两者之间更像是一对母子,如今澳大利亚名义上的君主,仍然是英国女王,并且由她任命总督,跟香江以前的港督不同,女王安排在澳大利亚的总督,没有过多实际权力,更像是一个虚职,所以假如在澳大利亚街头看见英国米字旗,不用对此感到意外…… After entering the music hall, found the position to sit down, Han Xuan the midway the green arrow chewing gum that buys in the convenience store, apportions several people. 进入音乐厅后,找到位置坐下,韩宣将中途在便利店买到的绿箭口香糖,分给身边几个人。 The familiar formula, the original flavor, this company is headquartered in the United States Chicago, is listed in the 1920s, the market value reaches as high as several billions US dollars, recently with snowy mountain pharmaceutical company cooperation. 还是熟悉的配方、还是原来的味道,这家公司总部位于美国芝加哥,早在本世纪20年代就挂牌上市,市值高达数十亿美元,最近正在跟雪山制药公司合作。 These two companies seemingly are not related issues, but had a researcher last year, developed fortifying yang chewing gum containing Viagra ingredient! 这两家公司看似扯不上关系,但去年有位研究员,研制出了一种含有伟哥成分的壮阳口香糖！ It not only overcomes the stomach ill side effect that Viagra possibly triggers, the drug efficacy is also much quicker than Viagra, only takes a half hour to chew for two minutes to play the role ahead of time, but ordinary Viagra needs to take to be effective at least one hour ahead of schedule. 它不仅克服伟哥可能引发的胃部不适副作用,药效也比伟哥快得多,只需要提前半小时嘴嚼两分钟就能发挥作用,而普通伟哥需要提前至少一个小时服用才能见效。 The spring evening moment value thousand gold (daughter), can save a half hour, it is expected that the market prospect is quite big, Jian Corporation takes the chewing gum industry leader, the sales channel covers more than 180 countries and regions, the snowy mountain pharmacy group looks for it to cooperate very normally. 都说春宵一刻值千金,足足能节约半个小时,预计市场前景相当大,箭牌公司作为口香糖行业领导者,产品销售渠道覆盖一百八十多个国家和地区,雪山制药集团找它合作很正常。 The position in the third row, the line of sight was just good. 位置在第三排中间,视线刚刚好。 On the stage is arranging, wears the Netherlands Amsterdam Imperial family music hall orchestra member of suit and white shirt, takes the musical instrument to mount the stage respectively, the chief direction also appears, Han Xuan surprise oneself know him, Riccardo Xia, is a Italy person, «New York Times» has done the interview for him. 台上正在布置,穿着西装、白衬衫的荷兰阿姆斯特丹皇家音乐厅管弦乐团成员,分别拿着乐器上台,首席指挥也出现,韩宣意外发现自己认识他,里卡尔多-夏伊,是一位意大利人,《纽约时报》为他做过专访。 First plays the fourth symphony that Bruokner creates „romantically”, the sound is very interesting to listen, his symphony work, often has the religious contemplation tendency and mysterious factor, can hear the tonality that the Saint chanted from inside. 首先演奏布鲁克纳创作的第四交响曲“浪漫”,声音挺动听,他的交响曲作品,常常带有宗教式冥想倾向和神秘因素,可以从里面听到圣咏的音调。 Do not look before Han Xuan, ridiculed that the father has not savored, actually he himself also to the symphony has little interest, rarely to come to the scene to listen personally, this song just played half, Han Qianshan has fallen asleep, does not have the image. 别看韩宣之前嘲笑老爹没品味,其实他自己也对交响乐没多大兴趣,很少亲自来现场听,这首曲子刚演奏到一半,韩千山就已经睡着,毫无形象可言。 However, shortly after the second origination does in the late 19 th century classic «Herd God In the afternoon» just started, Han Xuan also follows to fall asleep, the resting postures of two people are too irritable, 然而,第二首创作于十九世纪末期的名曲《牧神午后》刚开始不久,韩宣也跟着睡着,两个人的睡姿太别扭, Causes to have the snoring one after another, the sound is not quite loud, in addition the musical sound covers up, only then the people within nearby several meters can hear. The music channel is broadcasting live, the director heard that Han Xuan they also came, sees Obama's head in the crowd, making people cut the lens that side. 导致一声接一声打呼噜,声音不太大,再加上音乐声遮掩,只有旁边几米内的人能听到。音乐频道正在进行直播,导演听说韩宣他们也来了,在人群中见到奥巴玛的脑袋,让人把镜头切到那边。 The people before television first see Anya, later discovered this enemy by the head, the father and son who whistling rest together greatly, who waits to see clearly them is, many people laugh. 电视机前的人们先看见安雅,随后发现这对头挨着头,一起呼呼大睡的父子俩,等看清他们是谁,不少人都哈哈大笑。 Anya sits side Han Xuan, detected that the camera aims here, pinches him with the hand quietly, Han Xuan awoke immediately, he also sees the camera, sits well the body immediately, the vision looking straight ahead stage, pretends to appreciate. 安雅坐在韩宣身边,察觉摄像机对准这边,悄悄用手掐他,韩宣顿时醒了,他也见到摄像机,立马端坐起身子,目光直视舞台,装作正在欣赏。 In Australia regional innumerable families, saw that this audience soon smiled insanely, when particularly he scratched the saliva time covertly, making people think the year before last of in the Federal Reserve conference...... 澳大利亚各地无数家庭里,见到这幕的观众们快要笑疯了,尤其是当他偷偷摸摸擦口水时候,让人不禁想起前年在美联储会议上发生的那一幕…… Tonight the Amsterdam Imperial family music hall orchestra, altogether arranges four songs, «after Herd God In the afternoon», then played «Sea» and «Sacrifice of Spring», almost 10.2 ten break up. 今晚阿姆斯特丹皇家音乐厅管弦乐队,总共安排四首曲子,《牧神午后》之后接着演奏了《大海》和《春之祭》,差不多十点二十才散场。 Leaves after the opera house, first also ends the electric motorcycle, then arrives at the parking lot to go by car. 从歌剧院离开后,先还完电动摩托车,接着又来到停车场坐车。 Returns to the hotel midway to call the mother, but no one meets, therefore Han Xuan hits to of a Ms. Carrie mother bodyguards, asked: „Did my mother, return to the hotel to sleep? Hasn't drunk many?” 回酒店中途打电话给老妈,但是没人接,于是韩宣打给老妈的保镖之一斯嘉莉女士,问道:“我妈呢,回酒店睡觉了？没喝多吧？” „...... Has not gone back, is preparing to your father telephones, I thought that you should come. “……还没回去,正准备给你父亲打电话,我觉得你们应该过来一趟。 Has I have not seen mister, he as if knows your mother, moreover delivered the rose to her, has invited dance several times to your mother, but was rejected. 有位我没见过的先生,他似乎认识你母亲,而且还送了玫瑰花给她,已经向你母亲邀舞好几次,但都被拒绝了。 Now that mister also here, the name is Bergues, do you know him? ” 现在那位先生还在这里,名字叫做贝尔格,你认识他么？” Listens to these words, the Han Xuan eyeball to stare quickly! 听完这番话,韩宣眼珠子都快瞪出来啦！ Invited the dance to be very normal, invites time is not normal many, in addition delivered the mother the rose, Sima Zhao's heart is well-known, the fellow...... wants to soak the mother unexpectedly!? 邀舞挺正常,邀请很多次却不正常,再加上送老妈玫瑰花,司马昭之心已经路人皆知,那家伙……竟然想泡自己老妈！？ „Parking!” “停车！” His Jason to driving shouted the sentence, then opens the door to run in a hurry. 他对开车的杰森大喊了句,接着打开门匆匆跑下去。 Arrives by that car(riage) that the father takes, opens the door to see him still to rest, has saying that the symphony is really good to his hypnosis effect. 来到老爸乘坐的那辆车旁边,打开门见他还在睡,不得不说交响乐对他的催眠效果真好。 At this time could not control so many, under the vision gaze of bodyguards, lifting hand „” was a palm of the hand, saw the father to open the eye to cover the face with the hand, the complexion was vacant, the matter that will only hear hastily told him. 这时候管不了那么多,在保镖们的目光注视下,抬起手“啪”地就是一巴掌,见老爹睁开眼睛用手捂住脸,脸色茫然,连忙将刚刚听说的事情告诉他。 Knew that Bergues this name, Han father does not know that was brought back what not good recollection, instantaneous comes soberly, said angrily: „ That dog is mixed up! 得知“贝尔格”这个名字,韩老爹不知被勾起了什么不好的回忆,瞬间清醒过来,气恼说:“那个狗杂碎！ Now where is your mother at? We overtake to beat to death him! ” 你妈现在在哪呢？我们赶过去揍死他！” „Punches?” Among the past event related to parents, in the Han Xuan innermost feelings full is the Eight Trigrams (gossip) , without the time to ask, replied immediately: „Which I know, making the motorcade follow my car(riage)......” “揍？”涉及到父母间的旧事,韩宣内心里满满都是八卦,没时间多问,立马回答说:“我知道在哪,让车队跟着我的车……” Browsing reading address: 浏览阅读地址:
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