MOTGAR :: Volume #16

#1503: Giant star Fatty ( 2 )

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Mother who Ms. Julia Roberts plays little Si, she a few years ago just divorced the time, on road that the night alcoholic intoxication goes home, picked Fatty, because of existence of this lovable fellow, the life straightened out, now is content. 朱丽娅-罗伯茨女士饰演小司的母亲,她前些年刚离婚时候,在夜晚醉酒回家的路上,捡到了胖丁,因为这个可爱家伙的存在,生活重新步入正轨,如今美满和谐。 This fat cat likes making trouble and liking slightly eats the pizza and chicken tied ham, likes teasing next door black- that is one by the Kodiak Island brown bear that zoologist Mr. Bob adopts. 这只胖猫喜欢捣蛋、喜欢吃披萨和鸡肉卷、喜欢逗弄隔壁家的小黑-那是一头被动物学家鲍勃先生收养的科迪亚克岛棕熊。 Bob faces the bill of being unable to make ends meet to worry frequently, because it really can eat, often before the person complained that raises it has 100,000 deposits, now the credit card is brushed exploded, because the intelligence quotient is too low, gives in vain they are not willing to the zoo. 鲍勃经常面对入不敷出的账单发愁,因为它实在是太能吃了,经常跟人抱怨说养它之前有十万存款,现在信用卡都被刷爆了,由于智商太低,白送给动物园他们都不肯要。 The movie plot in the way of recollection, described the entire process that Fatty grew, middle some pictures real, in the past Han Xuan in the childhood, has filmed many funny pictures to small Fatty, for example buried the entire head in the cake eats the thing, to lie the insect on nose frightens the expression to twist, demonstrated lifelike entire process that this trouble maker grew. 电影剧情以回忆的方式,描述出胖丁成长的全过程,当中有些照片是真的,当年韩宣在小时候,给小胖丁拍摄过不少搞笑的照片,比如将整个脑袋埋在蛋糕里吃东西、被趴在鼻子上的虫子吓得表情扭曲,活灵活现展示出这个捣蛋鬼生长的全过程。 Afterward, Fatty is also thinking aloud to tell, oneself from infancy to maturity intelligent, helping little Si present the mathematics problems ; Begins to help clean up with the vacuum cleaner personally ; Holds „thief nanny” Ms. Gaia, these show in the form of picture. 随后,胖丁又在自言自语讲述着,自己从小到大有多聪明,帮小司做数学题;亲自动手用吸尘器帮忙打扫卫生;抓住“小偷保姆”盖娅女士,这些都以画面的形式展现出来。 Middle is also blending some funny pictures, for example cleans the hygienic time with the vacuum cleaner, its buttocks were held, that pinch of wool curled upwards fully one week of time, the Fatty feeling said that was fiercer than the air blower, draws the corpulent time buttocks to hurt...... 当中还参杂着些搞笑的画面,例如用吸尘器打扫卫生时候,它的屁股被吸住了,那撮毛整整翘了一周时间,胖丁感慨说比吹风机厉害,拉便便时候屁股都疼...... Does not need the profound meaning, does not need to be rich in the performance of mood, this is the section animal class funny popcorn movie, the audience were amused by this fat cat, frequently exudes the big laughter, is very cheerful. 不需要深刻的含义,不需要多么富有情绪的表演,这就是部动物类的搞笑爆米花电影而已,观众们被这只肥猫逗乐了,经常发出大笑声,无比欢快。 Evidently, the opening partially attracts the attention of audience, Han Xuan Anya is also laughing, she was very ripe with Fatty, therefore felt more intense than others. 看样子,开头部份算是抓住观众们的眼球了,韩宣身边的安雅也在大笑,她跟胖丁很熟,所以感觉比其他人更加强烈。 In the darkness, he holds the hand of Anya, two people ten fingers thread up, like other lovers same...... 黑暗里,他牵住安雅的手,两人十指紧扣,如同其他情侣们一样…… The plot continues to develop, Ms. Roberts holds the post of the Fatty manager in the movie, in the evening is processing about its schedule, in this period received the call, said that the snowy mountain group hopes invited it to hold the post of the company mascot, and represented a model of cell phone. 剧情继续发展,罗伯茨女士在电影中担任胖丁的经纪人,晚上正在处理关于它的日程安排,期间接到电话,说雪山集团希望邀请它担任公司吉祥物,并且代言一款手机。 In the picture presents the broad unusual snowy mountain four tower night scenes, a youngster of black hair, is standing in four tower most tall building roofs telephones with her, tells is willing to give 28 million US dollars to invite Fatty, the side is standing more than ten black clothes guys, but he takes the red wine glass to rock, scene very to explosion. 画面里出现恢弘奇特的雪山四塔夜景,一位黑头发的少年,正站在四塔最高楼楼顶跟她通电话,告诉说愿意给出两千八百万美元邀请胖丁,身边站着十多位黑衣大汉,而他则拿着红酒杯晃动,场景酷到爆炸。 People were shocked by this spoof, immediately laughs again, smiles out of breath! 人们被这个恶搞惊呆,随即再次大笑,笑得上气不接下气！ Han Xuan oneself make the movie, own image made unexpectedly is so big and is so charming, the audience was shocked by his shameless spirit, the applause is exceptionally warm. 韩宣本人拍电影,竟然还把自己形象弄得那么高大、那么帅气,观众被他的无耻精神震撼了,掌声异常热烈。 The role that Ms. Roberts plays, will certainly not decline regarding this good deed, receives this business very much happily, after hanging up the telephone, to tell little Si the good news, little Si therefore held in the arms Fatty very much happily, but Fatty revealed that helpless complexion. 罗伯茨女士饰演的角色,对于这种好事当然不会推辞,很开心地接下这份业务,挂断电话后把好消息告诉小司,小司因此很开心地搂住胖丁,而胖丁则露出无奈脸色。 At the same time, the villain appeared. 同一时刻,反派出现了。 Big face thick neck rich and powerful people in same city, married the caustic and mean wife, she is infatuated with Fatty crazily, therefore hires John- two stupid thieves who Rapp and Tim McNarney play, spending 100,000 US dollars to ask them to help, try to steal Fatty. 相同城市里的一位大脸粗脖子富豪,娶了位尖酸刻薄的妻子,她疯狂地迷恋胖丁,于是雇佣约翰-斯拉普和蒂姆-麦克纳尼饰演的两位蠢贼,花十万美元请他们帮忙,试图把胖丁偷来。 Two people discussed for a long time, decided to receive this business, in the evening, is then driving a broken Pickup Truck car(riage), came to by a Malibu beach villa entrance, in the mailbox except for the names of two mistresses, meanwhile wrote the Fatty name, indicates that this was their family/home. 两人商量许久,决定接下这份业务,当晚便出发,开着一辆破皮卡车,来到马里布海滩旁的一栋别墅门口,信箱上除了两位女主人的名字,同时还写有胖丁的名字,预示着这就是她们家。 Two stupid thieves discussed excitedly in the car(riage), said while drank, later the face was red, got out to walk toward the villa. 两位蠢贼在车里激动讨论完,边说边喝酒,之后脸红红的,下车往别墅走去。 They crawl following the pipeline upward, by two building windows, discovered Fatty that is sleeping soundly, do not ask that is why casual looks is its room, not skillful inadequate play, the boring tip of cows horn words, no means watch the popcorn movie. 他们顺着管道往上爬,透过二楼窗户,发现了正在熟睡的胖丁,别问为什么随便一找就是它房间,无巧不成剧,钻牛角尖的话,没办法看爆米花电影。 Two people are arguing to discuss as before how should divide money, after opening the window enters in the room, can see the shadow more and more to approach the Fatty small nest, this fat cat not detects, 两人依旧在争辩讨论着应该怎么分钱,打开窗户钻进屋子里之后,能看见黑影越来越靠近胖丁的小窝,这只肥猫对此毫无察觉, Was covered the mouth time to open the eye, starts to struggle flurriedly. In unrest, that emerald that represents its status hangs to fall to fall, the stupid clever eye shines, this value over a million US dollars gem, loads into the pocket, but Fatty was fainted to the fan by them, holds it strenuously, tries to load into prepares in the good pet box, the box is a little small, almost cannot put, can only the making an effort hard stopper. 被人捂住嘴巴时候才睁开眼睛,慌乱开始挣扎。骚乱中,那枚代表它身份的祖母绿吊坠滑落,蠢贼眼睛发亮,将这枚价值上百万美元的宝石,装进自己口袋里,而胖丁被他们给迷晕了,吃力抱起它,试图装进准备好的宠物盒里,盒子有点小,差点没能放进去,只能使劲硬塞。 People are tense because of the plot, saw that this time is dumbfounded, immediately erupts the yacketing sound, Han Xuan does not know, bending the waist to smile the tears to be about to come out, this was display of extemporaneously Director Camp. 人们正因为剧情而紧张,见到这幕时候傻眼,随即爆发出哄堂大笑声,韩宣也不知道,弯腰笑得眼泪都快出来了,这段是坎普导演的即兴发挥。 Squats to sit Fatty on Wigny head, but also is not concerned about face very much feels happy, assumes an air of self approbation to laugh foolishly. 蹲坐在维尼脑袋上的胖丁,还很不要脸地对此感到开心,摇头晃脑傻乐。 Steals the Fatty process so is not smooth, the next door street has a jeweller coincidentally, tonight was snatched, the police set the roadblock inspection passing vehicles, but two people think that oneself actions were found, waits to be inspected when the time comes, drove forcibly to overcome an obstacle, hits the opening barrier to run away. 偷胖丁的过程没有这么顺利,刚巧隔壁街有一家珠宝店,今晚被抢了,警察设置路障检查过往车辆,而两人以为自己的所作所为被发现,等被检查到时候,开车强行闯关,撞开路障跑走了。 The police vehicle pursues hastily, they came . the street to escape greatly, jolt, after Pickup Truck, Che Douli's hair decolorant dropped down, inside liquid sprinkled on Fatty, toward Nankai, got rid of the police time, has come to Long Beach, but thought of the Fatty pet box, in the bumpy time fell 警车连忙追上去,他们来了场街头大逃亡,颠簸中,皮卡后车斗里的毛发脱色剂倒下,里面液体洒在胖丁身上,一路往南开,摆脱掉警察时候,已经来到长滩市境内,而装着胖丁的宠物箱,在颠簸时候掉了出来。 Had just rained, after it dropped out the pet box, rolled several, exuded „” the pitiful yell sound, raised head to lie in the muddy water finally is blurry hears the truck loudspeaker sound, rushed to go into the roadside to give way to traffic, was almost hit, the audience therefore had a scare. 刚下过雨,它掉出宠物箱后滚了几圈,发出“哦哦哦”的惨叫声,最后仰头趴在泥水里迷迷糊糊间听到大卡车喇叭声音,赶忙跑到路边避让开,差点被撞,观众们因此吓一跳。 Then, Fatty then opened the travel of pitiful seeking family/home, what a pity was far from Malibu too, it was not clear that which, thought aloud is whispering anything, the mood incomparably loses, seems very sad. 然后,胖丁便开启了悲惨的寻家之旅,可惜离马里布太远了,它并不清楚自己在哪,自言自语嘀咕着什么,心情无比失落,显得很伤心。 Walks in the city street, was bullied by the wicked dog, is pursued by the mouse, can only with once brilliance passing comforts itself, comforted saying that the master will certainly find himself. 走在城市街头,被恶犬欺负、被老鼠追赶,只能用曾经的光辉过往来安慰自己,安慰说主人一定会找到自己。 Sees the police station time, runs excitedly, but on it dirty, soon then drove out by the senior police who the whole face shut out, added that must deliver to the animal collection post it, Fatty was tired and hungry, finally looked for a corner at will, made an small nest to lie down with the old newspaper in inside, the performing skill goes against heaven's will simply...... 见到警察局时候,兴奋跑进去,但它身上脏兮兮的,不久便被满脸嫌弃的老警察赶出去了,还说要把它送到动物收容所,胖丁又累又饿,最后随意找个角落,用旧报纸做个小窝躺在里面,演技简直逆天…… In the morning, is called Arthur's Han Xuan to appear in the movie. 清晨,在电影中叫做亚瑟的韩宣出现了。 After he gets out of bed, washes hurriedly, takes a sandwich then to go out from the table, rides the bicycle to deliver the newspaper. 他起床后匆匆忙忙洗漱完,从桌子上拿块三明治便出门,骑着自行车送报纸。 The applause in theater resounds through, the United States celebrities rich and powerful people is a guest performer the movie frequently, but plays the lead in the movie also to become famous truly, only then Howard Hughes this, in people's mind, Han Xuan also likes ignoring a proper occupation like him, actually can obtain the successful image. 影院里的鼓掌声响彻,美国名流富豪经常客串电影,但真正主演电影并且出名的,只有霍华德-休斯这一位,在人们心目中,韩宣也是像他一样喜欢不务正业、却又总能获得成功的形象。 As always peaceful in the morning, this family condition poor, but the diligent hard-working Chinese youngster, rides the bicycle to deliver the newspaper in main street and small alley. 一如往常的安静清晨,这位家庭条件贫穷、但勤奋刻苦的华人少年,骑着自行车在大街小巷送报纸。 Today has the change only, in street time discovery only kitty, moreover is very fat kitty, Arthur stops, discovered that it is listless, probably fell ill, an unkind old woman, was telling verbosely unlucky, the sickness cat dies in own main house gate, will be very unlucky. 今天唯一出现变化的,是在过马路时候发现只猫咪,而且还是很胖的猫咪,亚瑟停车走过去,发现它无精打采的,好像生病了,一位刻薄的老妇人,正絮絮叨叨讲诉着自己有多倒霉,病猫死在自己家门口,会很晦气。 Bends the waist to hold Fatty, like the past years in the Williamsburg alley, just picked its time such...... 弯腰把胖丁抱起来,就像当年在威廉斯堡小巷里,刚捡到它时候那样…… Please remember this book first round domain name:. 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