MOTGAR :: Volume #16

#1502: Giant star Fatty

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Theater gets dark, the movie beginning musical sound resounds. 影院现场黑了下来,电影开场音乐声响起。 The entire shadow hall only then the screen is also shining, the present is a good age, no one lowers the head to be busy playing the cell phone, under a dense piece, can see some heads to rock, middle is also mixing with a bear, Fatty is short, lies on Wigny's head. 整个影厅只有屏幕还亮着,现在是个好年代,没有人低头忙着玩手机,底下黑压压的一片,能看见些人头晃动,当中还夹杂着头熊,胖丁个子矮,就趴在维尼的脑袋上。 The bear or the person, looked at steadily to stare at the silver screen at this time, they are the good audience, when acts the leading role in the Han Xuan name to present the time, lifts the arm to applaud as if by prior agreement, another acts the leading role to write „Fatty”, some people could not have borne exude the well-meaning laughter. 无论是熊还是人,这时候都目不转睛盯着银幕,他们都是好观众,当主演韩宣的名字出现时候,不约而同抬起胳膊鼓掌,另外一位主演写着“胖丁”,有人还忍不住发出善意的笑声。 American really loved this fat exotic shorthair, its fame above Garfield, the puppet, toy of Fatty modeling and other peripheral commodities, has even gained for Hasbro to over 300 million US dollars net profit now, the image licensing fee also attained 70 million US dollars. 美国人真是爱死了这只胖胖的异国短毛猫,它的名气如今甚至在加菲猫之上,胖丁造型的玩偶、玩具等周边商品,已经为孩之宝公司赚到超过三亿美元纯利润,形象授权费也拿到七千万美元。 Naturally, this is the Han Xuan small secret, if known by this parsimonious fat cat, will definitely play to sprinkle to create a disturbance to go back. 当然,这是属于韩宣的小秘密,假如被这只吝啬的肥猫知道,肯定会耍泼打闹要回去。 Even if Han Xuan talked about with Fatty lends money, its holding down bankcard will still shake the head stubbornly does not give, this fellow knows that card, can buy eats, therefore then incomparably attached great importance. 即使韩宣跟胖丁谈到借钱,它也会死死按住银行卡摇头不给,这家伙知道那张卡,可以买到许多吃的,于是便无比重视起来。 The Fatty intelligent degree is above people to imagine, Han Xuan spoke thoughtlessly to propose one, later could not see its card again, was given to hide by it. 胖丁的聪明程度超乎人们想象,韩宣随口提过一句,之后就再也看不到它的卡,被它给藏起来了。 Sits is a little anxious in Han Xuan Seino Division, «Meow Native of Singapore» is her first acting the leading role movie, is inexperienced to this aspect, from heating bamboo strips for writing material screened in the worry on that day, is afraid itself to destroy the Han Xuan painstaking care, tonight is the mule is the horse, must draw. 坐在韩宣身边的西野司有点紧张,《喵星人》是她第一部主演的电影,对这方面毫无经验,从杀青那天起就在担心上映,害怕自己毁了韩宣的心血,今晚是骡子是马,就要拉出来溜溜了。 Ramirez with his girlfriend, sits side Natalie Portman and Miss Ivanka youth general, before their these , the person of no happening together, knew through Han Xuan, knows each other existence, met outside a moment ago, therefore organizes together. 拉米瑞兹跟他女朋友,坐在娜塔莉-波特曼和伊万卡-特郎普小姐身边,他们这几位之前毫无交集的人,通过韩宣才认识,都知道彼此的存在,刚才在外面遇见,于是一起组团进来。 Ramirez introduced low voice own girlfriend, Natalie did not care with Ivanka, they on the picture by screen, had been attracted...... 拉米瑞兹小声介绍自己女朋友,娜塔莉跟伊万卡都不关心,她们已经被屏幕上的画面,吸引住了...... The movie begins, the musical sound is cheerful. 影片开头,音乐声欢快。 Not far away is the limpid ocean waves, the sea gull from the sky circles, the setting sun and sand beach, see its American, knows that here is the Malibu beach. 不远处是清澈海浪,海鸥在空中盘旋,夕阳、沙滩,看见它的美国人,都知道这里是马里布海滩。 Some beautiful women are playing the beach football, to have the young man surfing swimming, the lens arrive around the umbrella, what first appears is a foot of pair of woman. 有美女在打沙滩排球、也有年轻男人冲浪游泳,镜头来到太阳伞附近,首先出现的是一双女人的脚。 Then the lens move upward, the slender wheat color beautiful leg reveal comes out, later is the red-orange bikini panty and smooth lower abdomen, in people hoped that...... presented the thick tail of kitty, but also is swaying from side to side. 然后镜头又往上移,修长的小麦色美腿露出来,随后是橘红色比基尼内裤、平坦的小腹,就在人们期待中......出现了猫咪的粗尾巴,还在扭动着。 Being pregnant of kitty also appears, a pair of hand is helping it massage, the lens will draw back in the future, in the picture presents a Hispanic beautiful woman, correct use supports the head to lie in that. 猫咪的大肚子随之出现,一双手在帮它按摩,镜头往后退,画面里出现一位拉丁裔美女,正用手撑住脑袋卧在那。 Fatty wears the sunglasses, on the neck also has a gold/metal chain, hanging to fall is the grandmother emerald, seems like the nouveau riche. 胖丁戴着墨镜,脖子上还有条金链,吊坠为祖母绿宝石,看起来就很暴发户。 The big font lies down in that appears very leisurely and carefree appearance, the side is standing two bodyguards, is played by Owen and Jason true colors, similarly wears the sunglasses, carefully examines the surrounding crowd. 大字型躺在那,显得挺悠闲的样子,身边站着两位保镖,由欧文和杰森本色出演,同样戴着墨镜,审视周围人群。 At this time, Fatty deeply inspired, side the small tongue extended to lick to lick lips, buried the head in the side beautiful woman chest front, the scene stirs up the audience before silver screen to laugh. 这时候,胖丁深吸口气,小舌头伸出来舔舔嘴边,将头埋在身边美女胸前,场景惹得银幕前的观众们哈哈大笑。 On the Han Xuan face the belt/bring smiles to look to Fatty, the fellow is wielding the claw to be happy sways back and forth, almost falls down from Wigny head, Wigny is a stupid shape, that pair turns with the small eye that the big face does not build completely upward, lifts the claw to hold well it. 韩宣脸上带笑看向胖丁,那家伙正挥爪开心得打滚,差点从维尼脑袋上掉下去,维尼则是一副痴呆状,那双跟大脸完全不搭的小眼睛往上翻,抬起爪子把它扶好。 In the movie, Irvine helped it pour the cup milk, Fatty bites the straw to drink a small mouth, meow called very much discontentedly, he nodded immediately , helping add the ice piece. 电影里,欧文帮它倒杯牛奶,胖丁咬住吸管喝了一小口,很不满地喵叫,他随即点头,帮忙加冰块。 Fatty looks to the lens, draws the eyeglasses downward, reveals that nimble and resourceful big eye, mouth stretch/open Dong, some people dubbed with the sluggish sound said: „ This is one of my bodyguards, his name was Irvine, side that sardine same fool, is called Jason. 胖丁看向镜头,将眼镜往下拉,露出那双灵动的大眼睛,嘴巴张动,有人配音用懒散声音说:“这是我的保镖之一,他叫欧文,旁边那沙丁鱼一样的呆瓜,叫做杰森。 Really does not understand why the master asked them to protect me, two years, even I only drank the ice milk unable to remember, the stupid degree can simply with my next door small compared black...... ” 真不明白主人为什么请他们保护我,两年时间了,连我只喝冰牛奶都记不住,愚蠢程度简直能跟我隔壁家的小黑相比……” A picture revolution, presents an entire head to load into the wooden barrel, the fat bear that cannot pull out, looks at this extremely fat stature, besides Wigny can also anyone. 画面一转,出现头整个脑袋装进木桶里,死活都拔不出来的胖熊,看这臃肿身材,除了维尼还能有谁。 On the spot, Wigny was excited! 现场,维尼激动了！ Rushes to point at the screen, makes the master look quickly, Han Xuan has a headache very much makes it shut up, this will disturb others...... 赶忙指着屏幕,嗷呜让主人快看,韩宣很头痛地让它闭嘴,这样会打扰到其他人…… The picture continues to broadcast. 画面继续播放。 At this moment, Irvine has a look at the watch, said to Fatty deep and gruff voice: „Boss, dinner time.” 此刻,欧文看看自己手表,粗声粗气对胖丁说:“老板,吃饭时间到了。” Fatty wields the young influential or powerful person, Irvine stands immediately tactful same place, watching movies Irvine soon excitedly was simply insane, is pointing at itself, hint is develops. 胖丁挥挥小粗腿,欧文立马识趣站回原地,观影现场的欧文简直快要激动疯了,指着自己,示意是自己演的。 George loses a supercilious look to him, how envies Boss in little to elect this idiot to work as the supporting role...... 乔治丢个白眼给他,嫉妒于小老板怎么选这个白痴当配角…… Fatty leaves the sand beach chair, steps on the sand to turn the buttocks, proceeds very much rampantly, the walking rhythm is full. 胖丁离开沙滩椅,踩着沙子扭屁股,很嚣张地往前走,走起路来节奏感十足。 It looks at the lens, reveals expression that entrains very much, opens mouth close to, some people helped it dub said: „ Hi, I am called Fatty, this world's most famous kitty, I am a star. 它看着镜头,露出个很拽的表情,张张嘴巴,有人帮它配音说:“嗨,我叫做胖丁,这个世界上最出名的猫咪,我是个明星。 Has my picture in New York Times Square, accepts the president to receive, on day after day on the big bird hangs is I. 在纽约时代广场有我的照片,接受过总统接见,连天上大鸟身上挂的都是我。 Before I have felt that bird terrifying, but my bodyguard is not a vegetarian, now looks like, that bird definitely also worshipped me, why otherwise must hang my picture...... ” 以前我一直觉得那只鸟恐怖,但我保镖也不是吃素的,现在看来,那只鸟肯定也崇拜我,不然为什么要挂我的照片呢......” On the silver screen the picture transforms, the Fatty picture hangs in the SOS group Times Square building, was being shone by the neon light ; With current president Clinton shakes hand( claw) ; At night in the sky the airship has flown, above is Fatty is the poster that the pet food makes to represent. 银幕上画面变换,胖丁的照片挂在SOS集团时代广场大楼上,被霓虹灯照耀着;跟现任总统克林顿握手(爪);夜晚天空中飞艇飞过,上面是胖丁为宠物食品做代言的海报。 The photography time, Fatty really went to the White House, met with President Clinton, the pet food is made by Snow Mountain Ranch, confiscates the father money, calculates that implants free. 拍摄时候,胖丁真的去了趟白宫,跟克林顿总统见面,宠物食品则是由雪山牧场生产,没收老爹钱,算免费植入。 When speaking of the bodyguard time, presents Jason two people devils to twist the picture of curved steel pipe with Irvine, stirs up people on the scene to laugh, they by the spoof picture that Han Xuan found out amusing, can make President Clinton make the movie unexpectedly personally, this was many people have not guessed correctly. 当说到保镖时候,出现杰森跟欧文两人凶神恶煞拧弯钢管的画面,惹得在场人们哈哈大笑,他们被韩宣想出的恶搞画面给逗乐了,竟然能让克林顿总统亲自拍电影,这是许多人没猜到的。 The opening attracted people, the plot is kept secret beforehand, they only know that was the section animal class easy comedy, thinks must use the special effect, cannot think that Fatty is really acting in a play, was only the speech time, changed its mouth with the special effect slightly. 开头就吸引住了人们,情节事先被保密,他们只知道是部动物类轻松喜剧而已,原本以为要用特效,想不到胖丁真的在演戏,只是说话时候,用特效稍微变动它的嘴型而已。 Introduced that the general background, is the Fatty attire X times still to continue. 介绍完大概背景,属于胖丁的装X时刻依然在继续。 The beautiful women saw after Fatty, screamed to run, was very blocked by Jason very much, did not allow them to be close, a fatty with stretch/open paper, weeping and wailing must let Fatty for oneself according to the footprint, carried off by Irvine forcefully. 美女看到胖丁后尖叫跑来,被杰森很酷地挡住,不允许她们接近,一位胖子拿张纸,哭着喊着要让胖丁为自己按个脚印,也被欧文给强行拉走了。 The Fatty whole face is annoying, had a headache facing the lens very much continues: „ Good, has a look at these stupid human, this is I needs to protect my safe reason hand/subordinate. 胖丁则满脸懊恼,面对镜头很头疼地继续说:“好吧,看看这些愚蠢的人类,这就是我需要手下保护我安全的原因。 Oh! Looks at that she is my mistress, is my lifetime love...... ” 哇哦！瞧那,她是我的女主人,也是我一生的挚爱......” On the movie theater seat, little Si right hand makes a fist, she started anxiously, because of according to the script, was one's turn her to enter the stage. 电影院座位上,小司右手握拳,她开始紧张了,因为按照剧本,接下来就轮到她出场。 Really, a young girl who wears the lemon yellow bikini, drills from the sea level, holds the surfboard of float in sea level, smiles beckons to distant place Fatty, shouted that its name, the roaming to the shore, steps on the sand to step onto the shore step by step, is separated from the water surface, gradually reveals the beautiful figure. 果然,一位穿着柠檬黄色比基尼的少女,从海面下钻出来,扶着漂浮在海面上的冲浪板,满脸笑容对远处胖丁招手,大喊它的名字,游到岸边,一步步踩着沙子走上岸,脱离水面,逐渐露出姣好身材。 The audience saw, applauds again, but was Seino Division of leading lady became flushed the face, half were excited, half were to shame angry, her concept Japan, the character was very conservative. 观众们见到后再次鼓掌,而身为女主角的西野司则涨红了脸,一半是激动,一半是羞恼,她的观念偏日本化,性格挺保守。 The plot continued, Ms. Julia Roberts who played her mother enters the stage. 剧情继续,饰演她母亲的朱丽娅-罗伯茨女士出场了。 She has not arrived, but the audience are still applauding, the preview meeting with screens ordinary differently, actually regardless of the movie how, should give the actors to respect...... 她本人没有到场,但观众们依然在鼓掌,试映会跟普通上映不同,无论影片究竟怎么样,理应给演员们尊敬…… Please remember this book first round domain name:. 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