MOTGAR :: Volume #14

#1356: Ate the catnip

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Christmas Eve has not snowed, Christmas the same day was also the bright weather. 平安夜没有下雪,圣诞节当天也是大晴天。 The snow has not melted, but has thinned much, was steamed quietly by yesterday's sun shine, north United States, without the Christmas of snowing is eventually imperfect, like does not put the new year of firecrackers. 积雪还没有融化,但已经变薄不少,被昨天太阳照射悄悄蒸掉了,在美国北部,没有下雪的圣诞节终究不完美,就像不放鞭炮的新年。 Australia is more hapless, it is located in the Southern Hemisphere, while at the end of December Europe and US in the cold wind howls celebrates joyfully Christmas the time, Australia is just the midsummer season. 澳大利亚更倒霉,它位于南半球,十二月底正当欧美各国在寒风呼啸中欢度圣诞节时候,澳大利亚刚好是仲夏季节。 Therefore, Australia the Christmas, has been able to see the young fellow who the light the upper body sweat is streaminging everywhere, miss who wears the short skirt, hot sunlight and in shop window the Christmas tree of snowscape and filled snowflake of careful arrangement, forms the striking contrast. 因此,澳大利亚过圣诞节,到处可以看见光着上身汗水涔涔的小伙子,还有穿短裙的姑娘,炎炎日光与商店橱窗里精心布置的雪景、挂满雪花的圣诞树,形成鲜明对比。 Han Xuan wants to go to Australia early time, but did not have the opportunity, father many big pastures that buy in that side, has not looked. 韩宣老早就想去一次澳大利亚,但是一直没有机会,老爹在那边买的好多块大牧场,至今还没看过呢。 The getting out of bed time, Han Xuan lies down on the rug of bedroom presently, hugs with the minibus in the same place. 起床时候,韩宣现自己躺在卧室的地毯上,和小巴里抱在一起。 This black-and-white fat fellow, but also puts the head in his abdomen, no wonder last night having a dream dream 这个黑白色的胖家伙,还把脑袋搁在他腹部,难怪昨晚做梦梦到 Was hit the belly by the car(riage), the chest pants stuffily, shoves open the head in minibus hastily. 被车撞到肚子,胸闷又气短,连忙把小巴里的脑袋推开。 Night wakes up also lies on the bed, why falls as for the present, having a look at the big font to lie Harris horizontally on bed knows, such big bed was wrested away half by him, pitiful Ramirez can only roll up in the bedside, almost must with the Han Xuan same falling down bed. 夜里醒来还躺在床上,至于现在为什么掉下来,看看横着大字型趴在床上的哈里斯就知道,这么大的床被他霸占掉一半,可怜的拉米瑞兹只能蜷缩在床边,差点就要跟韩宣一样掉下床。 This is Han Xuan does not like with the reason that others sleep, thinks to rest posture very peaceful Anya, she must certainly remove in „does not like” being an exception 这就是韩宣不喜欢和别人睡觉的原因,想想睡姿非常安静的安雅,她肯定要排除在“不喜欢”除外 Last night, has first drunk the champagne before the show, sent to drink the red wine that more than one cup of white horse restaurants produced to the time, then two bottles of beer got into the stomach, Han Xuan has not gotten drunk, but various types of liquor mixed up, making his stomach uncomfortable. 昨晚,先在走秀前喝过香槟,派对时候又喝一杯多白马酒庄出产的红酒,然后两瓶啤酒下肚,韩宣没有喝醉,但是各种酒混在一起,让他胃部难受。 Has not awakened Harris and Ramirez, Han Xuan covers the belly to arrive at the bathroom to turn on the water, then cleans the teeth to wash the face, from the glass jar on table but actually: the pure water drinks up, the affable thirsty feeling, wears the pajamas to go out, sees Secretary Dawson who coincidentally comes out from the room, said to him the cup „ Hi, good morning, Dawson. 没有叫醒哈里斯和拉米瑞兹,韩宣捂着肚子走到卫生间放水,然后刷牙洗脸,从桌子上的玻璃瓶里倒了杯纯净水喝掉,舒缓口渴感,穿着睡衣出门,刚巧见到从房间里出来的道森秘书,开口对他说:“嗨,早上好,道森。 In the refrigerator has the milk? I mean the yogurt, today does not want the breakfast, helping me prepare several pieces of bread. ” 冰箱里有没有牛奶？我是说酸奶,今天不想吃早餐了,帮我准备几块面包就可以。” „Fresh milk also has, you want to drink the yogurt the words, I make the person in convenience store send, is the blueberry taste?” “鲜奶还有,你想喝酸奶的话,我让便利店的人送来,还是蓝莓口味？” „Ok, the strawberry is also good, I am not nitpicking” “都可以,草莓也行,我不挑剔” Wigny lies in the corner as before sluggishly, in the front tray, leaves leeway food very much rarely, if not every in the winter this, Han Xuan even thinks that it fell ill, this is it does not defer to the ancestor survival rule to conduct the response that the hibernation brings. 维尼依旧懒散地卧在墙角,面前盘子里,很罕见地还留有食物,假如不是每个冬天都这样,韩宣甚至以为它生病了,这是它不按照祖先生存规律进行冬眠带来的反应。 Fatty is playing the rubber ball, saw that the master runs fast, supports the abdomen to stand, is pointing at a drawer, shows the happy expression. 胖丁正在玩皮球,见到主人飞快跑来,挺着小肚子站起来,指着一个抽屉,露出开心表情。 Mumbling said big segment words, no one could understand the meaning, the word when began studies were few, it will use, were many later easy lane to mix, it seems like it was not infinite intelligent, but compared other kitties, has gone against heaven's will very much. 叽里咕噜说出一大段话,谁也听不懂意思,当初学的单词少,它会使用,多了之后容易弄混,看来它并不是无限聪明,不过相比起其他猫咪,已经很逆天。 Sees that drawer, Han Xuan then understands that it wants anything, turns on the drawer to put out a small box from inside. 看到那个抽屉,韩宣便明白它想要什么,打开抽屉从里面拿出个小盒子。 The thing semblance tobacco silk that inside thinks, after the catnip grass seasons obtains likely, hears cool, does not have the effect on human, instead can settle the calm god, may in the kitties eye, the effect like the hemp. 里面装着的东西外表像烟草丝,是用猫薄荷草晒干后得到的,闻起来清清凉凉,对人类没效果,反而可以安心静神,可在猫咪们眼中,效果如同大麻。 As a result of without side effect, therefore gives Fatty to eat a point is also all right occasionally , helping discharge the wool in its stomach, licks wool time to swallow easily by mistake, its licks the wool the strange custom, how to teach cannot change, saving the essence is the kitty instinct. 由于没有副作用,所以偶尔给胖丁吃一点也没事,有助于排出它胃里的毛,舔身上毛时候容易误吞进去,它那舔毛的怪习惯,怎么教训都改不掉,存粹是猫咪本能。 Puts out the little catnip hay to place in the palm, suspends to Fatty in front, it eats immediately, the small tongue licks in the hand soft, has the moist feeling, Han Xuan sits cross-legged to sit on the floor, is rubbing the head of this small fat cat. 拿出一点点猫薄荷干草放在手心里,摆到胖丁面前,它立马吃掉,小舌头舔在手上软软的,带有湿润感,韩宣盘腿坐在地板上,揉搓着这只小胖猫的脑袋。 Fatty chews carefully, enjoys the smell of this straight thrust head, the expression with seeing the old drunkard of nice wine does not have the difference, so long as 0.5 grams can make the ordinary kitty go wild, but this fellow volume is big, Han Xuan feeds each time. 胖丁细嚼慢咽,享受这种直刺脑袋的气味,表情跟见到好酒的老酒鬼没差别,只要零点五克就能让普通猫咪抓狂,但这个家伙体积大,韩宣每次都多喂一些。 Few of usually feeding, over the two days was happy, met its request very much refreshedly 平时喂的少,这两天心情好,才很爽快地满足它的要求 Quick, the drug efficacy did on Fatty, on its face the smile is very inexpensive, 很快,药效在胖丁身上作了,它脸上笑容很贱, Then sway throws down on the ground, the four limbs twitches upwards, the eye turns upward, the tongue said that should have the illusion. Almost just ate each time is like this, Han Xuan has been familiar with. 接着摇摇晃晃地摔倒在地上,四肢朝天抽搐,眼睛往上翻,舌头都挂在嘴边,应该已经产生幻觉。几乎每次刚吃下去都是这样子,韩宣已经习惯。 Afterward Fatty sways back and forth to crawl, the room scurries about, runs while turns head, has probably anything to pursue it. 随后胖丁打滚爬起来,满屋子乱窜,边跑边扭头,好像有什么东西在追它。 Runs all over the place everywhere, hits the sand to turn to roll to crawl to continue to run, the funny facial expression and movement, letting Han Xuan want to advance in the movie this. 四处乱跑,撞到沙翻个滚就爬起来继续跑,搞笑神情和动作,让韩宣想把这幕加进电影里。 Anya is stretching oneself, walks from the building, saw that the fat cat sways back and forth on the ground at this moment, asked that Han Xuan said: „Did you feed its catnip?” 安雅伸着懒腰,从楼上走下来,见到肥猫此刻在地上打滚,问韩宣说:“你又喂它猫薄荷了？” „Un, your family's cotton candy how, does it also like eating?” “嗯,你家的棉花糖怎么样,它也喜欢吃吗？” Han Xuan is not concerned about face to walk very much, imagines other lovers the same as come the good morning kiss, what a pity was brutally rejected, Anya is very bashful angry, some so many people are looking. 韩宣很不要脸地走过去,想像其他情侣一样来个早安吻,可惜被无情拒绝,安雅很羞恼,有那么多人正看着呢。 Feels at heart happy, in the morning got out of bed she also to tidy up specially, but by enough Han Xuan endlessly cable/search kiss, particularly in big crowd of people environment. 心里又感到甜蜜,早上起床她还特意收拾了一番,但受够韩宣无休无止地索吻,尤其是在大庭广众环境下。 In Han Xuan mouth „cotton candy”, is several months ago the rag doll cat that carried off that is only winged by Anya, after it by reporter presently, mounts October Times, now is very famous in Britain, so far also no one accepts, has been able to determine that is the stray cat without doubt. 韩宣口中的“棉花糖”,是几个月前被安雅带走的那只长翅膀的布偶猫,它被记者现后,登上十月份的《泰晤士报》,现在在英国十分有名,到目前为止还没人来认领,已经可以确定是流浪猫无疑。 Has the cat lover through the newspaper office, making them help contact with the cat lord, said that wants to buy the extremely rare cotton candy, bids is 63,000 pounds high, understands that anonymous Anya will not sell out it because of money, therefore the newspaper office helped decline. 有爱猫人士通过报社,让他们帮忙联系猫主,说希望买下极其罕见的棉花糖,出价最高达到六万三千英镑,明白匿名的安雅不会因为钱而卖掉它,所以报社都帮忙回绝掉了。 She nodded saying: „ Good, my mother is looking after it, is actually the nanny helps. 她点头说:“挺好的,我妈在照顾它,其实是保姆帮忙。 The previous cotton candy was examined the toxoplasma gondii, after finishing eating the medicine, was all right, but also harms me to burn...... ” 上次棉花糖被检测出弓形虫,吃完药之后没事了,还害得我烧……” The toxoplasma gondii is one type frequently in the parasite that on various domestic animals presents, especially is sick to be in the majority by the kitty, once the extremist, said that must eliminate in the world all family/home cats, thus makes this cause of disease exterminate. 弓形虫是一种经常在各种家畜身上出现的寄生虫,尤其以猫咪患病居多,曾经还有极端主义者,说要消灭世界上所有的家猫,从而让这种病原灭绝。 The average people contact and eat the immature meats with the animal, possibly suffers from this sickness, most is only the fever and body worn out and aching and having diarrhea and so on, several days later will produce the antibody. 普通人跟动物接触、吃未熟的肉类,都可能患上这种病,最多只是烧、身体酸软、拉肚子之类的,几天后就会产生抗体。 However, if the pregnant woman suffers from this sickness in the pregnant time, may infect to the embryo very much, causes to live various misfortunes, therefore people suggested that the pregnant time do not raise the pet, even if raises must complete various examinations. 不过,如果孕妇在怀孕时候患上这种病,很有可能传染给胎儿,导致生各种不幸,因此人们都建议怀孕时候别养宠物,就算养也要做好各种检测。 „, You were also infected, you did not need the load to have the baby time to get sick, Fatty they did not like playing with the animal of open country, this made me feel relieved very much. “哦,你也被感染了吧,那你就不用担心生宝宝时候得病了,胖丁它们不喜欢跟野外的动物玩,这让我很放心。 Also, did your family hire the nanny? Will your mother hire the nanny unexpectedly? ” 还有,你家请了保姆？你妈居然会请保姆？” The Han Xuan tone is surprised, this felt strange to mother and daughter personality, is very difficult to imagine Madame Cecilia to start the learned to enjoy. 韩宣语气惊讶,这对母女俩性格都奇怪,很难想象塞西莉亚夫人开始学会享受。 Hears „baby”, Anya shows the whites of the eyes to him, the rebuttal said: „My mother you have not imagined do not pass the reason, sometimes she is busy, but must find the time to prepare food, afterward felt troublesome, therefore asked a nanny to help, was the Mexican, English was a little bad, the manner was very good.” 听到“宝宝”,安雅对他翻个白眼,反驳说:“我妈没你想象中不通情理,有时候她忙,但是要抽时间做饭,后来觉得麻烦,所以请了一位保姆帮忙,是墨西哥人,英语有点糟糕,为人很善良。” Han Xuan is thinking should to give that nanny to do the background investigation, immediately thinks Anya bodyguard, should arrange this matter. 韩宣想着应该要去给那位保姆做个背景调查,随即想到安雅身边的保镖,应该已经安排过这件事情了。 Fatty is still scurrying about everywhere, once for a while lies down to twitch, the whole body fat vibrates, according to the past situation, will continue for 15 minutes to be quiet probably. 胖丁还在到处乱窜,时不时躺下抽搐,浑身肥肉抖动,按照以往的情况来看,大概会持续十五分钟才消停。 The felidae animal likes the catnip, not all kitties will have such huge response to the catnip, Fatty is quite sensitive, starts meow meow meow to sing 猫科动物都喜欢猫薄荷,并不是所有猫咪都会对猫薄荷产生这么巨大的反应,胖丁比较敏感而已,又开始喵喵喵唱起歌
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