Song-and-dance drama «Cat» started. 歌舞剧《猫》开始了。 The background in stage, placed the angle of view of cat, the automobile that the toothbrush and cola pot, abandon were enlarged, is completely the place trash mountain. 舞台上的布景,都是以猫的视角来布置,牙刷、可乐罐、废弃的汽车等被放大,完全就是座垃圾山。 In the stage screen suddenly presents a golden cat pupil, very big that frightened watching Anya, is sympathizing Han Xuan the body, under the weak light can see her attractive purple eye. 舞台屏幕里突然出现一只金色猫瞳,很大的那种,吓到次观看的安雅了,将身体贴着韩宣,微弱灯光下能看到她那漂亮的紫色眼睛。 The acoustic sound conveys, Fatty does not know Dawson anything, the whole body wool set upright, rushed to run up to the master leg. 音响声音传来,胖丁不知道生什么,浑身毛都竖起来了,赶忙跑到主人腿上。 This fellow does not have a look at himself to be how much, is flurried was not careful steps on to Han Xuan „weak spot”, the fruit is very sad, almost loves him to jump, hurries to place on nearby chair this disaster, for it, bought an admission ticket before specially, therefore Fatty also has the chair. 这家伙不看看自己有多重,慌乱间不小心一脚踩到韩宣的“薄弱部位”,蛋蛋很忧伤,疼得他差点跳起来,赶紧将这个祸害放在旁边椅子上,为了方便它,之前特意多买一张门票,所以胖丁也有椅子。 The Han Xuan holding breath cold air, with the leg clamp, attempts the pain that alleviates that being hard word to state, always felt that soon shattered, hearing the Anya low voice inquiry to live anything, pushes a smile to express oneself do not have the issue 韩宣倒吸凉气,用腿夹紧,试图缓解那种难以言述的痛苦,总感觉快要坏掉了,听见安雅小声询问生什么事,强挤个笑容表示自己没问题 All around environment is dark, distributes in the small screens of various stage places, presents many golden cat eyes, dense and numerous is, sits the audience under stage, at this moment looks like by the innumerable vicious kitties is only staring. 四周环境黑暗,分布在舞台各处的小屏幕里,出现许多双金色猫眼睛,密密麻麻都是,坐在台下的观众们,此刻就像是被无数只凶狠的猫咪盯着。 Then, the light according to the appearance that presents one after another on the actors of various kitty modeling, they appear in various stage places quietly, the mouth section are drawing the beard and sunspot, the type is various. 然后,灯光照在接连出现的打扮成各种猫咪造型的演员们身上,他们悄悄出现在舞台各处,嘴部画着胡须、黑点,种类各不相同。 Young naive female white cat Victoria, danced solo dance „welcome to come to the Jericho dance party” as the beginning, they are waiting for wise leader Doutre Nemmi to arrive, tonight will be chosen a Jericho cat by him, this cat will be sent the heaven, and obtained the new life. 年轻天真的雌性白猫维克多利亚,跳起了独舞“请到杰里科舞会来”作为开场,他们正在等待英明的领袖老杜特罗内米到来,今晚将由他挑选一只杰里科猫,这只猫会被派到天堂,并且获得新的生命。 Each cat must with the song and dance told that own story, hopes that can be selected, becomes Jericho cat that is reborn, the theme probably is this. 每一只猫都要用歌曲和舞蹈来讲述自己的故事,希望能够被选中,成为获得重生的杰里科猫,创作主题大概就是这样。 The warm applause of audience resounds, the opening is a ten-minute dance, the music is of pleasant to hear, Han Xuan can also remember the lyrics, sometimes follows to hmph hmph together. 观众们的热烈掌声响起,开头是一段长达十分钟的歌舞,音乐非常好听,韩宣还能记得歌词,有时跟着一起哼哼。 Reason that «Cat» can world-famous and long-time not fade, reasonable, the beginning dance is splendid, the holiday arrives, people had the sufficient entertainment project, taking a seat rate/lead not trivial half, has conducted several world tour performances, obtains the innumerable praises, the theater makes by it to 1 billion US dollars. 《猫》之所以能够闻名世界、长久不衰,是有道理的,开场歌舞非常精彩,要不是节日到来,人们有了充足的娱乐项目,入座率不会只有区区一半,已经进行过好几次世界巡回表演,获得无数赞誉,剧场靠它挣到十亿美元。 The complete «Cat» song-and-dance drama, altogether performs for three hours, during audience, does not need to make anything, the static appreciation, somewhat will be pleasantly surprised small occasionally, for example large size broken shoes that falls from the top suddenly. 完整的《猫》歌舞剧,总共表演三个多小时,观众们期间不需要做什么,静静欣赏就可以,偶尔会有些小惊喜,比如从顶上突然掉下来的大号破鞋子。 Strong Bustorff Jone is an only 25 pounds heavy cat, he spends on eating the thing the time, seeing this body weight to pass 300 jin (0.5 kg) actor times absolutely, Han Xuan cannot bear want to smile, this role is completely the Fatty reprint. 强壮的布斯托夫・琼是只二十五磅重的猫,他把时间都花在吃东西上面,看见这位体重绝对过三百斤的扮演者时候,韩宣忍不住想笑,这个角色完全就是胖丁的翻版嘛。 Fatty sees in so many thin people, is mixing with a fatty, finds it ridiculous, it is indifferent to taunting of master, is not concerned about face in any case. 胖丁见到那么多瘦子里,夹杂着一个胖子,也觉得好笑,它对主人的冷嘲热讽无所谓,反正不要脸。 Waits for among the black and white palm fiber appearances „Bill Bailey” approaches, Han Xuan knows that presently this actor, future „steel hero” Robert Tony, on his face is drawing the thick makeup, but can still look. 等黑白棕毛色相间的“比尔贝利”走近,韩宣才现自己认识这位扮演者,未来的“钢铁侠”小罗伯特-唐尼,他脸上画着厚厚的妆,但依然能够看出来。 This year Robert Tony was 32 years old, the previous generation he has been considered that is the model of returning to the fold, because at the beginning of the year the time gathers in great numbers * the poison to be grasped, because the circumstance is serious, the poison that the relinquishing of drug addiction, he takes is not the hemp, others contaminated on almost abandoned, without thinking at the end of the year, then can return to Broadway to act in a play, moreover developed good. 今年小罗伯特-唐尼已经三十二岁,前世他一直被人们认为是浪子回头的典范,年初时候因为聚众*毒被抓,并且由于情节严重,强制戒毒,他吸食的毒可不是大麻,别人沾染上几乎就废了,没想到才年末,便能重回百老汇演戏,而且演得挺不错。 Has thought took away Robert Tony most well-known steel hero role, after may play «Meow Native of Singapore», Han Xuan dropped this idea. 曾经想过拿走小罗伯特-唐尼最广为人知的钢铁侠角色,可出演《喵星人》之后,韩宣就打消这个想法了。 Makes a movie has not imagined interesting, experiencing one time is enough, in the future may be a guest performer some small roles, but does not want to work as others long-awaited lead again. 拍戏并没有想象中有趣,体验一次已经足够,未来或许会客串一些小角色,但是不想再当别人梦寐以求的主角。 Because Han Xuan is always staring at the reason of Robert Tony, was given by him present, in the rest time, Tony will also look occasionally to Han Xuan, the expression is slightly surprised, but also is a little pleasantly surprised. 因为韩宣总是盯着小罗伯特-唐尼的缘故,被他给现了,在休息时候,唐尼偶尔也会看向韩宣这边,表情微微惊奇,还有点惊喜。 Unknowingly, one hour passes by, in the first half ended, the curtain drew. 不知不觉,一个多小时过去,上半场结束,帷幕被拉上。 The half time be only short 15 minutes, because of the acoustic sound too big reason, the Han Xuan a little tinnitus, moves toward the bathroom on the way, stop up the ear with the finger. 中场休息只有短短十五分钟,因为音响声音太大的缘故,韩宣有点耳鸣,走向卫生间的途中,用手指堵住耳朵。 Solution physiology issue time Gabriel also follows , without the anomaly to looking at him urinates, is turning away from him. 解决生理问题时候加布里尔也跟着,没变态到看他尿尿,背对着他。 Hears crash-bang the bicker to keep, Gabriel said speechless: „Actually did you drink how much water?” 听见哗啦啦的流水声一直不停,加布里尔无语说:“你究竟喝了多少水？” „ Big cup dark plum juice, the probably 800 milliliters, have wanted to come, suppresses for quite a while, the urinary bladder quality is good. “一大杯酸梅汁,大概有八百毫升,早就想来了,憋半天,膀胱质量好。 Has words in our Huaxia, is called urinated in the past up-wind three zhang (3.33 m), now the wall urine wet shoes, give to you, always do not slip out to do the misdemeanor while my sleeping time, the body will sooner or later give way, the disease that the stand street female carries are many, do not count on that I help you reimburse some medical expenses. ” 在我们华夏有句话,叫做当年顶风尿三丈,如今扶墙尿湿鞋,送给你,别总是趁着我睡觉时候溜出去干坏事,身体早晚有一天会垮掉,站街女携带的疾病多,别指望我帮你报销这部分医疗费用。” „Damn! Definitely is dense that Irvine considers, I know that he is unreliable!” Gabriel mumbled, continued: „My is sturdy, can urinate two meters away , to continue with the strength three meters slightly” “该死！肯定是欧文告的密,我就知道他靠不住！”加布里尔嘟囔完,继续说:“我的身体棒着呢,能尿两米远,稍微用点力气三米都不止” Went out of the men's room, washing the hands time „meeting by chance” Robert Tony. 走出男厕所,洗手时候“偶遇”了小罗伯特-唐尼。 The fame that he now in the difficult period, initially obtained the 65 th Oscar best actor who nominates to bring by movie «Chaplin», as the beginning of the year that event dissipated similarly. 他现在处在艰难时期,当初凭借电影《卓别林》获得的第六十五届奥斯卡最佳男主角提名带来的名气,随着年初的那次事件消散得差不多了。 After the rehabilitation center treats a half year comes out, Robert Tony attempts in the past to meet some roles, may hold the directors who money request he is making a movie initially, now evades to him measures not, interviews likes a stone dropped into the sea, will otherwise not go to Broadway to perform in the song-and-dance drama, to prove oneself were really restored to health. 在康复中心待半年出来后,小罗伯特-唐尼尝试过去接一些角色,可当初捧钱求着他拍戏的导演们,如今对他避讳莫测,去面试更是石沉大海,不然也不会跑到百老汇来演歌舞剧,以证明自己真的康复了。 Today sees Han Xuan accidentally/surprisingly, Robert Tony thought that this is an opportunity, wore that clothing in stage to walk a moment ago, the picture makeup also kept on the face, the appearance was somewhat funny. 今天意外见到韩宣,小罗伯特-唐尼觉得这是个机会,穿着刚才在舞台上的那套服装走来,画的妆也还留在脸上,模样有些搞笑。 Is close to the time stretching out the cat claw, said to Han Xuan: „ Hello, I am called Robert Tony, is an actor movie actor. 接近时候伸出猫爪子,对韩宣说:“你好,我叫做罗伯特-唐尼,是一名演员电影演员。 Before we Huaxia theater in Hollywood Walk of Fame had seen one time, did you still remember? ” 以前我们在好莱坞星光大道的华夏剧院见过一次,你还记得吗？” „ I remember. “我记得。 Good evening, Mister, the performance was successful. ” 晚上好,先生,刚才的表演非常成功。” Han Xuan had guessed correctly why probably he comes, but does not plan to help his anything, but shakes hand, then said: „Soon began, I buy a water, then sees later, Mr. Tony......” 韩宣大概已经猜到他为什么而来,但是并不打算帮他什么,只是握握手,就接着说:“快要开场了,我去买点水,那么待会儿见,唐尼先生……” Robert Tony of father Robert- Tony is a director, his mother is also the famous actor, stands on parents' shoulder, the success of first half of one's life is too to him simple, young obtains the result of others incomparably hope, then inflated, wallows in poisonously * is unable to extricate oneself, until was scored to capture by the police. 小罗伯特-唐尼的父亲老罗伯特-唐尼是位导演,他母亲也是位出名演员,站在父母的肩膀上,前半辈子的成功对他来说太简单,年纪轻轻就得到别人无比渴望的成绩,然后便膨胀了,沉迷于毒*中无法自拔,直到被警察破门抓获。 He from overflowing hard times, without experiencing the fickleness of human relationships, Han Xuan has now helped him, was equal to that is harming him. 他从没过过苦日子,也没见识过世态炎凉,韩宣现在帮他,就等于是在害他。 Unlike Isabeli, if went through this difficulty with ease, he future ten have ** will also take the present old route, therefore without continues to chat again, Han Xuan then leaves directly, dries in the sun Robert Tony in the restroom entrance, returns to the theater. 跟伊莎贝莉不同,如果轻松度过这次难关,他将来十有**还会走上现在的老路,所以没再继续聊,韩宣便直接离开,将小罗伯特-唐尼晾在厕所门口,返回剧场。 Robert Tony of kitty modeling can only stand is smiling bitterly same place, the fermentation is very that long these words wants to speak, all cannot say, he can guess correctly why Han Xuan is this attitude, these days has experienced many times 猫咪造型的小罗伯特-唐尼只能站在原地苦笑,酝酿很久想说的那些话,全都没能说出口呢,他能猜到韩宣为什么是这种态度,这段时间来已经经历过许多次 In the second half soon starts, it is more than 30 actors demonstrated that individual dance and singing voice time, each actor has the unique performance method and skill, the tap dance, ballet, jazziness and modern dance, before Han Xuan has read the edition is different, becoming is more attractive, this living theater fixed frame, not keeping pace with the times is its prosperous secret. 下半场很快开始,它是三十多位演员展示个人舞蹈和歌喉的时间,每位演员都有独特的表现方法和技巧,踢踏舞、芭蕾、爵士舞、现代舞,和韩宣以前看过的版本不同,变得更加具有吸引力,这个舞台剧没有固定的框架,与时俱进就是它长盛不衰的秘诀。 Until 11.5 ten ended in the evening, Anya said is very good, she had looked at the Shakespeare's «Hamlet» and «Venetian merchant», in comparison thought that «Cat» is more interesting. 直到晚上十一点五十才结束,安雅说很棒,她曾经去看过莎士比亚的《哈姆雷特》和《威尼斯商人》,相比之下觉得《猫》更有意思。 Goes out the time, the snow of ground has crossed 17 centimeters thick, the trend that everywhere snowflake still has not slowed down, the sky is cloudy, under on the pressure sky over this city, must not have the snow probably a while ago, under falls today. 出门时候,地面的积雪已经过十七厘米厚,漫天雪花依然没有减缓的趋势,天空阴沉沉的,就压在这座城市上空,好像要将前段时间没下的雪,在今天都下掉。 Snowflake that even on Broadway of there are vehicles coming and going, still some preserves luck, several tons Rolls-Royce ballistic-protected vehicle anti- slippery performance is very good, is stopping in the street hot car(riage). 即使是车来车往的百老汇大道上,也有一些幸运留存下来的雪花,几吨重的劳斯莱斯防弹车抗滑性能很好,正停在街边热车。 Robert Tony pursued eventually, wore the frail kitty clothing, in direction that Han Xuan was, shouted saying: „ Han! Can make your grandfather give me time one to participate performance " Green Giant » opportunity? 小罗伯特-唐尼终究还是追了出来,就穿着刚才的单薄猫咪服装,朝韩宣所在的方向,大喊说:“韩！可不可以让你外公给我一次参演《绿巨人》的机会？ Last week interviewed, but has not chosen me, I vow will swear off the damn drug dependence absolutely! ” 上周去面试了,但是没有选择我,我誓绝对会戒掉该死的毒瘾！” After Marvel movie industry «x Fights Police», «Blade edge Soldier», the third promoting level hero is the green giant, next year will begin shooting, it is expected that at the beginning of 1999 screened, " black-clothed person » background can integrate into the Marvel world, increased some strange aliens, but cannot be the level hero series. 漫威影业紧接着《x战警》、《刀锋战士》之后,第三个推出的级英雄就是绿巨人,明年开拍,预计1999年年初上映,《黑衣人》的背景可以融入漫威世界,添加一些稀奇古怪的外星人,但并不能算是级英雄系列。 Gust blows, Robert Tony cannot bear sneeze, he does not want to miss any opportunity now, sees the stirless automobile, the innermost feelings somewhat despair. 一阵风吹来,小罗伯特-唐尼忍不住打了个喷嚏,他现在不想错过任何机会,看见毫无动静的汽车,内心有些绝望。 At this time a glass of car(riage) opened, Han Xuan is hand-held the glass, smiled said to him: „ Come on, Mister! 这时候一辆车的车窗打开,韩宣手扶着车窗,微笑对他说:“加油,先生！ After you are restored to health completely, I to you a big role, will bring the 1 ooo day badge to look for me when the time comes, photography location in Stack Building! ” 等你全部康复后,我会给你一个大角色,到时候带着1ooo天徽章来找我,拍摄场地在斯塔克大厦！” „Guarantee?” “保证？” Robert Tony, knows that Han Xuan was saying rehabilitation 1000 days of badge that the mutual aid group proclaimed, hearing Stack Building time eye was bright, American of younger generation knows that it means anything- steel hero! 小罗伯特-唐尼,知道韩宣是在说互助会颁的戒毒一千天徽章,听到斯塔克大厦时候眼睛亮,年轻一代的美国人都知道它意味着什么-钢铁侠！ „ Yes, I did not deceive people, Mr. Tony. “是的,我不骗人,唐尼先生。 Goes back, outside was too cold , to continue to act in a play, the dance was very good. ” 回去吧,外面太冷了,继续演戏,刚才的舞蹈很棒。” „Thanks! The heaven, was really thanks! I will certainly swear off it!” “谢谢！老天啊,真是太感谢了！我一定会戒掉它！” Closes the glass, Jason inquired curiously: „Fellow how?” 关上车窗,杰森好奇询问:“那家伙怎么了？” Han Xuan replied: „ Before was the star of keeping aloof, now received the stimulation, the behavior was a little strange. 韩宣回答道:“以前是高高在上的明星,现在受到刺激了吧,行为有点怪。 Going home, walks from front Central Park is quite near ” 回家,从前面中央公园走比较近”