This Pickup Truck mound that Han Xuan acts, cannot only stand eventually by oneself, was held compared with his fellow also by one crowd of most ages, does not know that they are male or female, which even is only Anya cannot recognize. 韩宣扮演的这只皮卡丘,终究没能靠自己站起来,被一群大多数年纪比他还的家伙扶起来,不知道它们是男还是女,甚至连哪只是安雅也没能认出来。 Saw that a Pickup Truck mound gathers side oneself, stretches out calls it the arm of claw to poke the stamp for the time being, asked the sentence: „Anya?” 见到一只皮卡丘凑到自己身边,伸出姑且称之为爪子的胳膊戳戳,问了句:“安雅？” The opposite party are at the shrill and raucous voice of puberty with that replied: „Un? Who are you?” 对方用那处在青春期的公鸭嗓子,回答:“嗯？你是谁？” Good, absolutely is a male, Han Xuan was sorry to him, continues to look in the crowd 好吧,绝对是个男的,韩宣对他完抱歉,在人群里继续找 Has the British fatty boy, takes to his puppet clothes, cannot put on, makes an effort to inspire draws the zipper upward, is anxious on the head is the perspiration, finally seeks help disheartenedly Hasbro staff. 有个英国胖子男孩,拿着给他的玩偶衣服,死活穿不进去,用力吸气往上拉拉链,急得脑袋上全是汗,终于丧气地求助孩之宝公司工作人员。 Han Xuan was wild with joy, the subconsciousness forgot itself just also to leave excessively smelly, he did not recognize Anya, Anya also did not recognize him at this time, more than 30 Pickup Truck earthen mounds ran all over the place everywhere, from the semblance looked that was completely same. 韩宣乐坏了,下意识遗忘自己刚刚也出过糗,他认不出安雅,安雅此时同样认不出他,三十多只皮卡丘四处乱跑,从外表上看完全都是一样的。 Two people look for each other, crossed met for a long time, closely stood, by that young woman, was previously called to form a team to rehearse in the past. 两人互相寻找对方,过了好长时间才遇到,紧紧站在一起,被先前那位年轻女人,叫过去组队排练。 The standing in line shape is a very neat triangle, after standing , the dance teacher expression stands in amazement, wonders in two Pickup Truck earthen mounds that come out, actually what's the matter. 站队形状是个很规整的三角形,站好后舞蹈老师表情楞住,纳闷于多出来的两只皮卡丘,究竟是怎么回事。 The Pickup Truck mound that two come out much, very wonders at heart, cannot comprehend the position, how by other „wild” Pickup Truck mound snatching. 那两只多出来的皮卡丘,心里也挺纳闷,搞不懂自己位置,怎么被其他“野生”皮卡丘给抢去了。 The time of leaving behind are not much, the choreographer teacher inspects, presently from the eighth row of eight people, to the first row of person, quantity not wrong, therefore lets the Pickup Truck mound that two come out much, stands in the two sides of triangle team. 留下的时间不多,编舞老师检查完,现从第八排的八个人,到第一排的一个人,数量并没有错,于是让那两只多出来的皮卡丘,站在三角形队伍的两边。 In this period, 66 came in one after another many people from the entrance, overwhelming majorities were these children's guardians a moment ago, in the exhibition hall did not have the place to sit, has to find the place first to stand. 期间,66续续从大门口进来许多人,绝大多数都是刚才那些孩子的家长们,展厅里没有地方坐,只好找地方先站着。 „ Prepared? “都准备好了吧？ I play the music, looks at my hand signal. 我放音乐,看我的手势。 Third, two and one...... on! Pickup Truck mound Men! ” 三、二、一……上吧！皮卡丘们！” Choreographer the teacher to end from the bottom, presses down the key of tape recorder, the musical sound resounds. 编舞老师倒数完,按下录音机的按键,音乐声响起。 The Han Xuan accident/surprise presently, these Pickup Truck earthen mounds jump dances oneself to know, was instantaneously excited, clearly is several years of previous a group of Pickup Truck mound, in that New York Times Square jumps, exactly the same. 韩宣意外现,这些皮卡丘跳的舞蹈自己认识,瞬间就激动了,分明是几年前一大群皮卡丘,在纽约时代广场跳的那种,一模一样。 The movement is very simple, in fact wears such thick clothes, is impossible to have the too difficult movement, is turns the buttocks to kick the leg probably, the arm shakes two, then turns circle and so on, initially acted still remembers, follows a model, rarely has to jump the wrong time. 动作很简单,事实上穿这么厚的衣服,也不可能有太难的动作,大概就是扭扭屁股踢踢腿,胳膊晃两下,然后转个圈之类的,当初动作都还记得,照葫芦画瓢,很少有跳错的时候。 But that side Anya, at this moment seemed very awkward. 而安雅那边,此刻就显得很尴尬了。 She, will not actually be drawn bewilderedly by Han Xuan, other more than 30 Pickup Truck mound movements are consistent, only then this only always compared with others slow racket. 她根本不会,却莫名其妙被韩宣拉上来,其他三十多只皮卡丘动作一致,只有这只总是比别人慢一拍。 The triangle is suddenly scattered toward the two sides, Han Xuan knows to do immediately, Anya routinely follows he to walk, then presently completes the order form, without the position goes, then turns around to run toward another side. 三角形突然往两边分散,韩宣顿时知道要干嘛,安雅习惯性地跟着他走,然后现自己落了单,没有位置进去,接着转身往另一边跑。 Choreographer the teacher to have a headache very much rubs the temples, but is only an entertainment , there is nothing to be angry, more finds it ridiculous. 编舞老师很头疼地揉揉太阳穴,不过本就只是一场娱乐而已,没什么好生气的,更多是觉得好笑。 Dawson, Irvine and the others, saw the Pickup Truck mound that only repletes with errors, smiled the belly to hurt, thinks that was a boss, be relentless taunted. 道森、欧文等人,见到那只错误百出的皮卡丘,笑得肚子都疼了,以为里面是老板,毫不留情地嘲讽。 Until there is a guardian to suppress smiling, the reminder must respect children's fruit of labor time, they then stop...... 直到有位家长憋着笑,提醒要尊重孩子们的劳动成果时候,他们这才停下…… Anya in the puppet clothes, the eye is staring at the movement of front companion, wants to imitate with every effort, is always slow a racket. 安雅在玩偶衣服里面,眼睛盯着前面同伴的动作,尽力想要模仿,却总是慢一拍。 Others turn left, she turns right, changing to half of times is not right presently, changes toward left, others actually started to turn right. 别人往左转,她往右转,转到一半时候现不对劲,改成往左,别人却开始往右转了。 Finds these adults to look one strange smile of time, she bites the lip, had a mortal hatred of stupid idea very fun Han Xuan. 瞧见那些大人们看自己这边时候的怪异笑容,她咬了咬嘴唇,恨死了出馊主意很好玩的韩宣。 Han Xuan has been finding the opportunity to look at her, now period of five days also fall about, merges a big triangle again, Anya hears the laughter, finally becomes angry out of shame, stepped on a foot toward his foot on. 韩宣一直在找机会看她,现时候也忍不住大笑,再次合并成一个大三角形,安雅听见笑声,终于恼羞成怒,往他脚上踩了一脚。 Sees also wants to step on the second foot again, Han Xuan will draw back immediately in the future, was implicated by the extremely fat clothes again, tripped. 见还想要再踩第二脚,韩宣立马往后退,再次被臃肿的衣服拖累,又绊倒了。 This type of clothes are thick, pouring is not sore at the ground 1 point, seeing this happily to jumping the Pickup Truck mound, he sways back and forth to crawl, 这种衣服非常厚,倒在地上一点都不疼,看见这只高兴到跳起来的皮卡丘,他打了个滚爬过去, Also makes Anya but actually. Two people lie down on the floor, creates a disturbance face-to-face mutually, was affected by them, others did not have the means to dance. 把安雅也弄倒。两个人躺在地板上,面对面地互相打闹,受到他们影响,其他人没办法跳舞了。 The choreographer teacher switches off the tape recorder, claps: „Good good, you two separate quickly, but dances, why to fight.” 编舞老师关掉录音机,拍拍手:“好啦好啦,你们两个快分开吧,只是跳舞而已,干嘛打架。” Han Xuan and Anya are playing noisily, after hearing this saying, took advantage of opportunity to stop. 韩宣和安雅只是在玩闹,听到这话后,也就顺势停了下来。 When the choreographer teacher walks to inquire that whose they are times, Anya with the claw stamp Han Xuan, is pointing at a guardian, hints some people to use the digital video to record. 等编舞老师走来询问他们是谁时候,安雅用爪子戳戳韩宣,指着一位家长,示意有人正在用数码摄像机录像。 He also present, who if were recognized itself at this time is, that illustrious name completely does lose, the glorious image completely to damage? 他也现了,如果在这时候被人认出自己是谁,那岂不是英名尽失、光辉形象尽损吗？ Where dares to cast off the headgear in this situation, the surroundings are Hasbro employee, by luck not by the possibility that they recognize, is almost zero. 哪敢在这种场合摘掉头套,周围都是孩之宝公司员工,侥幸不被他们认出来的可能性,几乎为零。 Waves toward the entrance, then shouted the sentence to Anya: „Withdraw!” 往门口挥手,接着对安雅喊了句:“撤！” Two Pickup Truck earthen mounds, are stepping the step immediately simultaneously, runs in the exit|to speak direction, the exhibition of this scale, company one year must conduct several hundred, thing there is nothing to look. 两只皮卡丘,立马同时迈着步子,往出口方向跑去,这种规模的展销会,公司一年要举办好几百场,没什么可看的东西。 Presently they really run, people are dumbfounded, unnecessary that two Pickup Truck earthen mounds, stands to belong to their positions. 现它们真跑了,现场人们目瞪口呆,多余的那两只皮卡丘,也站回原本应该属于它们的位置。 Choreographer the teacher look to wonder, asks an employee of Hasbro: „Who are they?” 编舞老师眼神纳闷,问一位孩之宝公司的员工:“他们俩是谁？” „ I don't know either, the clothes put on to run. “我也不知道,衣服都穿跑了。 Wait, I have a look. ” 等等,我出去看看。” Ends to run to pursue, just sees a Pickup Truck mound, the card cannot go by the Rolls-Royce vehicle door. 完跑追出去,刚好见到一只皮卡丘,卡在劳斯莱斯车门旁进不去。 Waits for it to cast off the headgear time, astonished presently unexpectedly is a boss, suddenly trades a very happy expression, waves to greet: „Han! Good morning!” 等它摘掉头套时候,惊愕现居然是老板,眨眼间换个很开心的表情,挥手打招呼:“韩！早上好啊！” Han Xuan stares his one eyes, the opens the mouth: „You have not seen me! A moment ago that was not I!” 韩宣瞪他一眼,开口:“你没见过我！刚才那个不是我！” Closes the vehicle door to leave fast...... 关好车门飞快离开…… That person of yawp, eventually with the guardians heard, has a look at the Rolls-Royce car license number, the expression looking pensive. 那人的叫喊声,终究被跟过来的家长们听到了,看看劳斯莱斯车牌号码,表情若有所思。 A few days later, in the p group affiliated video site, suddenly are many «Han Xuan To fight the Pickup Truck Earthen mound» popular video. 几天后,p集团旗下的视频网站里,突然多出一条《韩宣大战皮卡丘》的热门视频。 Arrange/Cloth works as the witness with God, very definitely, including one is Han Xuan oneself, causes a Pickup Truck mound upsurge, these are something to be talked about later, for the time being does not discuss...... 布者拿上帝当见证人,很肯定地,其中有一只就是韩宣本人,又引起一阵皮卡丘热潮,这些是后话,暂且不谈…… Big Ben. 大本钟。 Clock 35 tons in weight, bell plate 7 meters in diameter, clock pendulum 35 kilograms in weight, it is situated in the bell tower of northern El Capitolio , London, the famous place lies in accurate with that 13 tons in weight giant reporting time copper bell. 钟重35吨,钟盘直径7米,钟摆重35公斤,它坐落于伦敦国会大厦北部的钟楼,著名之处在于准确和那重达13吨的巨大报时铜钟。 The copper bell sound made a sound clearly 12, the depended distance is too near, the ear was shaken a little sorely. 铜钟声音清晰响了十二下,靠的距离太近,耳朵被震得有点疼。 Han Xuan bites the strawberry taste icicle bored, the body has changed one clothes, side Anya is also. 韩宣无聊地咬住草莓味冰棍,身上已经换了一套衣服,旁边安雅也是。 At this time looks up to each clock face foundation, is carving the same Latin sentence, replied her: „The meaning of these words is, God, please bless our queen Victoria I safety.” 此时抬头看向每个钟面底座上,都刻着的相同拉丁文句子,回答她:“这句话的意思是,上帝啊,请保佑我们的女王维多利亚一世安全。” Being used to Han Xuan was learned and accomplished, sees him really to know, Anya has not made too responded, she is still penting up anger to morning that matter, although no one recognizes himself, but feel disgraced, this is the Anya angry reason. 习惯了韩宣博学多才,见他真的认识,安雅没做出太多反应,她还在对早上那件事生闷气,虽然没人认出自己,可自己觉得丢人,这就是安雅气恼的理由。 Becoming famous this matter gradually, more or less affected her, probably just like other celebrities, feared to become the joke in others mouth. 渐渐出名这件事,或多或少影响到了她,大概和其他名人一样,也怕成为别人口中的笑话吧。 Han Xuan does not care, is only a matter, does not use, when the night falls, she will forget after the brain, complained: „ Why Isabeli must choose here to meet, at noon the weather is hottest. 韩宣不太在意,只是件事而已,不用等到夜幕降临,她就会忘在脑后,抱怨:“伊莎贝莉干嘛要选这里见面呢,中午天气最热。 Perhaps we should look for the family/home cafe to wait for her, stands some so many people to direct to me here, is definitely worshipping me, this will make me inflate complacently. ” 或许我们应该找家咖啡馆坐着等她,站在这里有那么多人对我指指点点,肯定是在崇拜我,这会让我膨胀自满。” Obviously boasted, some surroundings truly many people, were discussing Han Xuan arrives at this matter. 显然是自夸,周围确实有许多人,在议论韩宣到来这件事。 If ordinary, Anya may pretend not to listen, or replied anything at will, but does not want to make him comfortable today, lost to despise the expression, the rebuttal: „Clearly, they like looking at Wigny.” 如果是平常,安雅可能会装做没听出来,或者随意回答点什么,但今天不想让他舒服,丢出个鄙视表情,反驳:“很明显,他们喜欢看维尼。” Fatty hears word, on the face expressed that is unhappy, but the ice cream can make it neglect this defective sentence, thought that this meow also is very well popular. 胖丁闻言,脸上表示出不开心,可冰淇淋能让它忽视这点病句,心想本喵也很受欢迎好吧。 Continues to lower the head to lick the food, the claw that is used to radiate grasps outside the ice cream the box, from claw continuously cool to at heart, meat face trembles, was really dies crisply meow 继续低头舔食,用来散热的爪子抱住冰淇淋外盒,从爪子一直凉到心里,肉脸一阵哆嗦,真是爽死喵了 Nearby Wigny, hearing Anya to call the name, has turned head at a loss, it was previously staring at Fatty that ice cream to be mouth-watering. 一旁的维尼,听见安雅叫自己名字,茫然扭过头,此前它正盯着胖丁那盒冰淇淋流口水。 At the end of August, usually the temperature paces back and forth in 15 to 25 degrees Celsius about, soon since the autumn, „returning to consciousness just before dying”, the London temperature is 31 degrees Celsius in the summer suddenly today rarely. 八月末,平时气温在15到25摄氏度左右徘徊,即将进入秋季,夏天突然“回光返照”,今天伦敦气温罕见地达到31摄氏度。 Anya casts aside excessively, smiles to indicate to be all right to Wigny, opens the mouth: „ I don't know either, but in the telephone, she truly told me to come to here to meet, should draw near. 安雅撇过头,对维尼笑了笑表示没事,开口:“我也不知道,但在电话里,她确实告诉我来这里见面,应该快到了吧。 Han, why the nearby must write so many slogan that forbids anywhere the feces, if not these signs, actually the scenery will be more beautiful. ” 韩,附近为什么要写那么多禁止随地大便的标语呢,如果不是这些牌子,其实风景会更美。” „Perhaps reason I know probably, am guarding against the French and German.” “原因我大概知道一些,或许是在防备法国人和德国人吧。” „Protection?” Anya is very puzzled. “防备？”安雅对此很不解。 Han Xuan then: „ In the Paris street time, can always smell urine show taste occasionally, particularly in the summer. 韩宣接着:“在巴黎街头时候,偶尔总能闻到一股尿骚味,尤其是夏天。 The restroom quantity are quite small, regardless of the men and women like in the major streets and alleys solution physiology problem, has formed the habit, afterward constructed the restroom they not to use. 厕所数量比较少,不论男女都喜欢在大街巷解决生理问题,已经养成了习惯,后来建好厕所他们也不用。 The Germans similarly are this custom, will be many in the person of same place urine will have the destructive power, I listened to German Ulm Minster, now is facing the difficult problem. 德国人同样是这种习惯,在同一个地方尿的人多了会产生破坏力了,我听德国乌尔姆大教堂,如今就面临着难题。 That constructed at the 4 th century gothic style church, was the world's highest church, because some people urinated in the church outer wall frequently, for several hundred years have endangered arrive at the construction security of church, the salt and acid that in the urine contained, corroded the church sandstone basic unit unceasingly, if the non- heart maintenance, were given the urine to collapse quickly. 那座建于4世纪的哥特式教堂,是世界上最高的教堂,因为经常有人在教堂外墙上尿尿,几百年来已经危及到教堂的建筑安全,尿液中所含的盐和酸,不断侵蚀教堂砂岩基层,如果不心维护,就快被人给尿塌了。 They are possibly guarding, feared that El Capitolio was also used the similar method attack, even if the urine not but actually, has the flavor not to feel better. ” 他们可能是在防备,怕国会大厦也被人用同样的方法攻击,即使尿不倒,产生味道也不好受。” „...... I have gone that church with mother, as if, has truly smelled certain flavors.” The Anya complexion becomes strange. “……我跟母亲去过那座教堂,似乎,确实闻到过某些味道。”安雅脸色变得古怪起来。 When two Bentley opens the time, Han Xuan somewhat wonders. 当两辆宾利开过来时候,韩宣有些纳闷。 The design obviously was just in the new style of Paris arrange/cloth, has been able to see the driver, he is one of the Isabeli's bodyguards. 款式明显是刚在巴黎布的新款,已经能看见司机,他是伊莎贝莉的保镖之一。 According to the truth, she should unable to buy this car(riage) to be right, with putting on the Isabeli meeting time of Chanel broken flowers skirt, asked this question curiously. 按道理来,她应该买不到这车才对,和穿着香奈儿碎花裙的伊莎贝莉见面时候,好奇问出这个问题。 Several months thin many Isabeli, replied indifferently: „ I like this model of car(riage). 几个月来瘦了不少的伊莎贝莉,无所谓回答:“我喜欢这款车。 Telling the manager me is your girlfriend, they sent the car(riage) next day, yesterday just took. ” 告诉经理我是你女朋友,他们第二天就把车送来了,昨天刚拿到手。” Han Xuan: „......” 韩宣:“……”