LSD :: Volume #1

#48: crit reward


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Wang Yan really does not know opposite makes up anything in the brain, in the afternoon does not act, even still does not pick sunglasses now, pure is only because does not want to be seen clearly the appearance/portrait. 汪言是真不知道对面在脑补什么,下午不出面,甚至现在仍旧不摘太阳镜,单纯只是因为不想被人看清楚真容而已。 Launches such first year uni satellite in the hometown, is really contrary to the Wang Yan's low-key original intention, but has to do. 在家乡放出这么大一颗卫星,实在有违汪言的低调本意,可是又不得不搞。 According to the original plan, is to arrive at the university again wave, because the Gujiao acquaintance are too many, which disease of jealousy perhaps by be reported own Papa there, backhands a shield directly. 按照原本的计划,是要到大学再浪的,因为鼓角熟人太多,说不定会被哪个红眼病举报到亲爸爸那里,直接反手一个屏蔽。 Since the wood must choose, that can only make up with every effort. 但是既然木得选择,那就只能尽力弥补。 Little makes an appearance and brings tinted sunglasses, does not have the means of means. 少露面、带着浅色太阳镜,就是没有办法的办法。 Really does not intend to install what big brother. 真不是有意装什么大哥 However, everyone must take us, when big brother looks, that is others freedoms, to not? 但是,大家非得拿咱当大哥看,那是人家的自由,对不? Come, bowing shout big brother is good, grips the scene! 来,都鞠躬喊声大哥好,把场面扎起! ...... …… Gentlemen on Manager Liu several table, jolt the summit to deliver four bottles of Maotai, then bends over to ask for instructions Wang Yan. 刘经理数着桌上的男士,颠颠送上来四瓶茅台,然后弯腰低头请示汪言 Chief Wang, do you look at the Maotai line?” 汪总,您看茅台行么?” The Wang Yan doubts raised the head. 汪言疑惑抬头。 Manager Liu glues on the wool compared with the monkey fine, where can not know that Wang Yan is thinking anything, immediately explained: Liquor water is the head store bestows . Moreover, the ladies want to drink anything to drink softly, exempts the list completely!” 刘经理粘上毛比猴都精,哪能不知道汪言在想什么,立即解释:“酒水是本店赠送的,另外,女士们想喝什么软饮,全部免单!” hē hē, interesting. 呵呵,有意思。 Must compete shortly, who will have so many white liquor drink, can't pass with the stomach? 眼看着要比赛呢,谁会喝那么多白酒饮料,跟肠胃过不去? Therefore , he is sells good, a benefit to others at little cost to oneself. 所以说,丫就是卖个好,惠而不费。 An affection, has not fooled Wang Yan, among the audience the live broadcasts fools actually unbearably. 一番作态,没唬到汪言,倒是把直播间里的观众们唬够呛。 Especially heard the Wang Yan's magnetic voice a moment ago, saw the awe expression that anchor are critical situation, has not actually seen the bottom of pants leg of person, the curiosity of audience cannot repress thoroughly. 尤其是刚才听到汪言的磁性嗓音,看到主播们如临大敌的敬畏表情,却没有看到来人的一丝裤脚,观众的好奇心彻底按捺不住了。 Is good platoon surface big brother!” “好有排面的大哥!” On anchor non- tilting mirror lead horse cancels indents!” 主播再不转镜头马上退订!” Does not need to pat the face, pats an earth Brother Hao 24 K pure gold to inlay to drill the big influential or powerful person on the line!” “不用拍脸,拍一下土豪哥的24K纯金镶钻大粗腿就行!” Has not seen such trench (wallet warrior) for a lifetime, anchor asked you to make younger brother enlarge ones vision, younger brother knocked one to you immediately!” “一辈子都没见过这么的,主播求你让弟弟开开眼,弟弟马上给你磕一个!” anchor you give a big brother feature article that dares the hemp to slide?” 主播你敢不敢麻溜儿的给大哥一个特写?” Liu Yuanfang does not certainly dare, but has not made the netizens continue to bring tempo, asked for instructions Wang Yan, immediately announced the competition started. 刘远方当然不敢,但是也没让网友们继续带节奏,请示汪言一下,马上宣布比赛开始。 Orders, opposite 7 people everyone entrain a crab to get down immediately. 一声令下,对面七个人立即每人拽一只螃蟹下来。 The male students are good, the female student holds the crab to use energy. 男生还好,女生捧螃蟹都费劲。 Truly after having the contrast, can realize that these fellows big, individual small dinner plate cannot install in any case from the start. 真正有对比以后,才能意识到那些家伙有多大,反正个人的小餐盘压根装不下。 In takes, everyone a little does not know how should start. 拿到手里,大家又有点不知道该怎么下手。 The Imperial Hall service person manages luckily enough, how comes coach they to use the tool on table to open the crab immediately. 幸好帝王厅的服务员管够,立即来指导他们怎么使用桌上的工具拆蟹。 Wang Yan actually cannot. 汪言其实也不会。 However Chief Wang will install ah intelligently! 但是汪总聪明又会装 Has not begun simply, hints nearby service person: Beautiful woman, troubles you to help me open.” 干脆就没动手,示意旁边的服务员:“美女,麻烦你帮我拆一下。” „It is not troublesome. Please wait a bit.” “不麻烦。请您稍等。” Service person Tiantian smiles, in the eye even brings a small star, immediately begins to work. 服务员甜甜一笑,眼睛里甚至带着点小星星,立即动手干活。 Liu Yuanfang looks that the Wang Yan's treatment covets, one on the left and other on the right, the two service person is serving, moreover is very attractive, is attentive and gentle. 刘远方看着汪言的待遇都眼热,一左一右,两个服务员伺候着,而且都很漂亮,殷勤又温柔。 That is Manager Liu will handle matters, is specially ready ahead of time. 那是刘经理会办事,特意提前预备好的。 Opens the crab, takes down the accent juice on turntable. 一个拆蟹,一个取下转盘上的调汁。 The dipping material that the hotel arranges is the seafood sauce + black mustard. 酒店备好的蘸料就是海鲜酱油+芥末。 Said is the black mustard, is actually only the horse radish, is the taste is similar, other price day badly two things. 说是芥末,其实只是辣根,是口感相似、价格天差地别的两种东西。 Wang Yan looked that dips the material, suddenly remembers Liu Li moving seafood juice. 汪言看一眼蘸料,突然想起刘璃给调的海鲜汁。 Spoke thoughtlessly to tell: Troubles you to readjust one plate. chopped green onion, minced garlic, sliced garlic, pepper rings and coriander leaves, seafood sauce black vinegar 4 : 1, sesame oil two drops, black mustard little, does not want the horse radish.” 随口吩咐道:“麻烦你重调一碟。葱花姜末蒜片太椒圈香菜叶,海鲜酱油陈醋4:1,香油两滴,芥末少许,不要辣根。” The service people naturally act accordingly, among the live broadcasts in exploded all of a sudden. 服务员自然照办,直播间里一下子炸了。 fuck! The saliva must give a tongue-lashing immediately!” 卧槽!口水马上就要呲出来了!” trench (wallet warrior) brother will eat! Only heard the sound, the picture feeling to come out......” 会吃!光听声音,画面感就出来了……” Day the dog, I special following of silly made one bowl to adjust the juice, moves to discover, I special do not have the crab!” “日了狗了,我特么沙雕似的跟着做了一碗调汁,调完才发现,我特么没螃蟹!” Front, I am cooking the instant noodles, did not plan that put the seasoning to wrap, pressed the lane bowl material that Chief Wang said that dipped the surface to try......” “前面的,我正在煮泡面,不打算放调料包了,就按汪总说的弄碗料,蘸面试试……” big brother your really rich, I can only dip finger suo to be wordy!” 大哥你真特么有钱,我就只能蘸手指头嗦啰嗦啰!” Liu Yuanfang looks at the popularity and barrage heat degree in room, is glad to grin with ear to ear simply. 刘远方看着房间里的人气和弹幕热度,乐得简直合不拢嘴。 150000! 15万 Begins broadcasting for 35 minutes, formally opens cannot eat for 5 minutes! 才开播35分钟,正式开吃不到五分钟! Removes robot that irrigates, do 5000 real audience always have? 去掉灌水的机器人,5000真实观众总有吧? The aiya mother, buddies is hot! 哎呀妈呀,哥们要火! ...... …… Live broadcast anything situation Wang Yan is disinclined to pay attention. 直播什么情况汪言懒得理会。 Adjusts the juice to arrive, the crab leg disassembles, enjoying gourmet food is the important matter. 调汁到位,蟹腿拆开,享受美食才是大事。 The pulp of top crab is really different, bites, full solid, full mouth fragrant and sweet, the whole person as if places oneself the sea gently, the body by the sea water is comforting, the scalp a little tingles with numbness slightly. 顶级蟹的肉质真不一样,一口咬下去,饱满结实,满口甜香,整个人仿佛置身大海,身体被海水轻轻的抚慰着,头皮都有点微微发麻。 Careful taste, picks the entire pork on crab pincers again, in adjusting the juice dips gently, that type fresh salty, is simply unequalled. 细细品味一阵,再夹起蟹钳上的整块大肉,在调汁里轻轻一蘸,那种鲜咸,简直无与伦比。 If the taste is heavy, still thought does not satisfy a craving, then can clamp sliced garlic or too the pepper, admits the mouth to chew together, rich taste simply as crisp as explosion. 若是口味重,仍觉不过瘾,便可以多夹一枚蒜片或是太椒,放进嘴里一同嘴嚼,丰富的口感简直让人爽到爆炸 Wang Yan most likes is cuts light sliced garlic and crabmeat mixes in the together that taste, a brittle ball, chews one to have every time pungently and blends fragrantly and sweetly in the same place, blasts out. 汪言最喜欢的就是切得薄薄的蒜片和蟹肉混合在一起的那种口感,一个脆一个弹,每嚼一口都有辛辣和甜香交融在一起,同时炸开。 Did not say exaggeratingly, lives sliced garlic and crabmeat matches simply certainly, makes the garlic instead to lose that type of primitive fragrance. 一点不夸张的说,生蒜片和蟹肉简直是绝配,做成蒜蓉反而会失去那种原始香气。 Eats greatly feels satisfied, opposite Wang Yan looks up, happen to the previous greedy eye, is that young beautiful woman named Ling Girl, smiles. 吃得大感满意,汪言抬头一看对面,正好对上一双馋得不行的眼睛,是那个叫做玲丫的小美女,不由莞尔一笑。 Then told the server: „After telling , the kitchen adjusted 7 bowls to dip the material in the same old way again.” 回头吩咐服务生:“告诉后厨照样再调七碗蘸料。” Then said with a smile to everyone: Relaxes, should eat eats to chat chats, between many and live broadcasts in audience interact.” 然后对大家笑道:“都放松点,该吃就吃该聊就聊,多和直播间里的观众们互动一下。” Among the live broadcasts welcomed the big piece to complain: Originally trench (wallet warrior) brother also knows that has the audience......” 直播间里迎来大片吐槽:“原来还知道有观众……” At this moment, among the live broadcasts in popularity has broken the 300000 critical junction, moreover constantly is growing. 此刻,直播间里的人气已经突破30万大关,而且还在不断增长。 Liu Yuanfang sees that immediately informs to relate the good request, bang bang bang, the big rocket starts to explode the screen continuously. 刘远方见状,马上通知联系好的托,嘭嘭嘭,大火箭开始连续炸屏。 This time DouYu, the big rocket has the valuable box, to have the effect of entire stand broadcast, being used to attract the popularity to be very effective. 此时的逗鱼,大火箭有宝箱、有全站广播的效果,用来吸引人气十分有效。 However can stay behind, mainly looks at the live broadcast content. 但是能不能留下,主要是看直播内容。 Today's live broadcast content, without doubt is interesting and fresh, therefore the heat degree rises dramatically quickly. 今天的直播内容,无疑是有趣而且新鲜的,因此热度飙升很快。 Liu Yuanfang explained the contest rule at the right moment: Today's PK, our 3 hours, who eats only king crab within a limited time finally, is the champion. If presents the similar digit, then must conduct the weighing to the crab crab shell, the remaining weights are least, is the champion.” 刘远方适时讲解比赛规则:“今天的PK,我们限时三个小时,最终谁吃掉更多只帝王蟹,即为冠军。如果出现同样数字,那么就要对螃蟹壳进行称重,剩下的重量最少,则为冠军。” During this process, does not allow to conduct artificial urging to spit, once spits, then the result frames.” “在此过程中,不允许进行人为的催吐,一旦吐出来,则成绩定格。” Cannot urge the custom that spits is Wang Yan sets, System is actually a rule very strict inflexible fellow, is impossible to allow with the method of urging spitting to brush the crab repeatedly. 不许催吐的规矩是汪言定下的,系统其实是一个规则很严密的死板家伙,不可能允许用催吐的手段反复刷螃蟹。 Therefore, today is real swords and spears spells hardly. 所以,今天就是真刀真枪的硬拼。 Only pitifully, has no relations with Wang Yan. 只可惜,跟汪言没什么关系。 Sits that less than a half hour, has not begun, has eaten to be very full. 坐那不到半个小时,都没怎么动手,就已经吃到十分饱了。 The score is...... a crab, remains three legs. 战绩是……一只螃蟹不到,剩三条腿。 Pure meat probably more than 2 jin (0.5 kg) that king crab gross weight 8 and 9 jin (0.5 kg), can eat point, this is the two capacity for food of many. 帝王蟹总重八、九斤,能吃的纯肉大概就二斤多点,这就已经是很多人的两顿饭量了。 Wang Yan today ultra level display, but still had not got rid of one entire, regret. 汪言今天超水平发挥,可是仍旧没有干掉一整只,遗憾得不行。 However also has the good news. 但是也有好消息。 You eat king crab, Crab King Card start 【你吃掉一只帝王蟹,蟹王卡发动】 You obtain 42 times of crit, 8.8 * 498 * 42 = 184060, you obtain 184060 Yuan cash reward 【你获得42倍暴击,8.8*498*42=184060,你得到184060元现金奖励 Comfortable! 舒坦! Remains three legs also to calculate eats clean completely, moreover explodes is 42 times, the moral behavior can ah! 剩三条腿也算全部吃光,而且一爆就是42倍,人品可以 The Chief Wang mood is excellent, therefore picks out a crab leg meat, happy chewing carefully. 汪总心情大好,于是又剔出一块蟹腿肉,愉快的细嚼慢咽。 Before ate crisply has not that triggered Gourmet Reward, now careless bit two, System explodes suddenly. 之前吃得那么爽都没有触发美食奖励,现在漫不经心的咬两口,系统突然炸了。
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