LSD :: Volume #1

#46: Organizer


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Wang Yan has not gone to take the person, not to go to visit the player, only sent one WeChat to Liu Yuanfang. 汪言没去接人、没去看望选手,只给刘远方发了一条微信 Your all as one wishes, 6 : 00 pm operate the seat. Needs to arrange anything ahead of time, communicates with cafeteria manager.” “你们一切随意,晚上6点开席。需要提前布置什么,跟餐饮部经理沟通。” Liu Yuanfang leads the two partner in work room, brings 7 from big woman young fellow far apart, kills Gujiao Station enormously and powerful. 刘远方带着工作室的两个合伙人,带着七个来自天南地北的大姑娘小伙子,浩浩荡荡杀出鼓角车站 From setting foot on the Gujiao land at that moment, besides Liu Yuanfang everyone, starts to compel ignorant. 从踏上鼓角土地那一刻,除了刘远方以外的所有人,都开始懵逼。 Comes the car(riage) of reception depot to be very good, luxurious Benz CMB, spacious comfortable. 来接站的车很好,豪华奔驰中巴,宽敞舒服。 The driver and directs lead to be very warm, meticulous. 司机和引导员很热情,无微不至。 However...... 但是…… Organizer?! 主办方呢?! At least comes a person to tell us to do? 至少来个人告诉我们该干什么吧? Gets out in front of hotel, immediately was directed lead to receive the former Taiwan Affairs Office procedure. 在酒店门前下车,立即被引导员领到前台办手续。 Five-star, even if five-star of prefectural-level city, where the environment and service will not miss to go. 五星级嘛,哪怕是地级市的五星,环境和服务都不会差到哪去。 Onstage little elder sister warm and delicate speech, the elevator directs lead to be well-mannered, the guest room section staff are gentle. 前台小姐姐温言细语,电梯引导员彬彬有礼,客房部员工温柔亲切。 An everyone single room, in 30 draws room is only putting a bed, is spacious and comfortable. 每人一个单间,30平的房间里只摆着一张大床,宽敞而又舒适。 But was still that issue...... 可是仍旧是那个问题…… Organizer?! 主办方呢?! Several have mixed the ripe girl mutually leaping up room, chirp, the selfie pats mutually. 几个已经混熟的妹子互相蹿房,叽叽喳喳,自拍互拍。 Made good one, suddenly look at each other in blank dismay. 闹了好一阵,突然面面相觑。 Then should do ah? 接下来该干嘛 The Liu Yuanfang big hand wields: Rest! Everyone has free spa time, now goes to or the evening goes, Ok.” 刘远方大手一挥:“休息!每人有一次免费水疗,现在去或者晚上去,都可以。” Good, nouveau riche treats, goes! 好吧,土豪请客,去呗! The spa thief is happy, one crowd of not seeing the world old young master enjoy forgets oneself. 水疗贼爽,一群没见过什么世面的老少爷们享受得忘乎所以。 Has played evening's 5 o'clock, everyone started a little not butt buffer at heart. 一直玩到晚上五点钟,所有人的心里都开始有点不托底了。 No matter what your thousand magic arts change, I only asked —— 任你千般法术万般变化,我只问一句—— Hosts, offices and side ?! 主、办、方、呢?! Really does not blame them to fluster, who has seen such far-fetched organizer ah? 真不怪她们慌,谁见过这么不靠谱的主办方 You said that the first year uni activity, making Liu Yuanfang blow give an exaggerated account of things, what travel expense entire reimbursement car(riage) meets a train to deliver, Five-star Hotel to live, 4000 crabs to eat and come casually to give 5000, champions free to give 20,000...... 你说挺大一活动,让刘远方吹得天花乱坠的,什么路费全报销车接车送、五星级酒店免费住、4000块一只的螃蟹随便吃、来就给5000、冠军给两万…… Calculates toward few in, at least can spend more than ten 200,000? 往少里算,至少得花十几二十万吧? Spicy multi- money, does not match to make you send out the staff, makes an appearance to comfort the will of the people?! 辣么多钱,都不配让你们派出个工作人员,露个面安抚一下人心么?! Truly, the commitment has cashed in mostly. 确实,大部分承诺已经兑现。 But the issue is, your such light does not make an appearance to money, compares does not give money scary also especially! 但问题是,你这么光给钱不露面,比不给钱还特么吓人! Ling Girl lies toward the table on, desperate miserable howling: ahhhhh! The heart good nervous...... we to be turned to do ah of misdemeanor?!” 玲丫往桌子上一趴,绝望惨嚎:“啊啊啊!心好慌……咱们是不是被拐来干什么坏事的?!” tall and strong Dagang sizes up her one eyes, replied earnestly: brother estimates to be all right, your danger.” 膀大腰圆大刚打量她一眼,认真回答:“估计没啥事儿,你危险。” The result has not waited for Ling Girl to speak, first frightens Mizi trembles: Tribulation, tribulation and tribulation color?” 结果没等玲丫吭声,先把密子吓得直哆嗦:“劫、劫、劫色?” Not only ah!” “岂止!” Looking fierce that Dagang pretends to be serious, measures to narrow the eye Yin: Knows how the multi-level marketing does welcome brothers and sisters?” 大刚煞有介事的咧嘴龇牙,阴测测眯起眼睛:“知道传销怎么欢迎兄弟姐妹们么?” „, Does not know......” “不、不、不知道……” Dagang grips the tight fist, makes an effort to divide downward: Male female closes in a room...... This called to share joys, has the pot with the back, went out to talk about old days, hey, special was even/including bridge!” 大刚攥紧拳头,用力往下一劈:“男的女的都关一屋里......。这叫有福同享,有锅同背,出去一叙旧,嘿,都特么是连桥!” Appearance most attractive Mizi and Ling Girl look the villainous smile that Firm Brother reveals intentionally, almost frightens the urine at the scene. 长相最好看的密子玲丫看着刚哥故意露出来的奸笑,差点当场吓尿。 A'Dai raised the head ignorant, asking that a little slightly slightly chuckles shyly and a little: brother , real?!” 阿呆懵懵懂懂抬头,有点小羞涩、有点小窃喜的问:“,真、真的么?!” Ready, is finding the going flat place! 妥,找着撒气的地方了! Is ready to fight in Mizi and Ling Girl, tragedy forthcoming time, Liu Yuanfang beckons with the hand to break everyone's deliberately creating trouble. 就在密子玲丫摩拳擦掌,惨剧即将发生的时候,刘远方摆手打断大家的胡闹。 Do not talk nonsense! The organizer is rich young, others have no goal, is to make the activity diagram cheerfully one.” “别瞎说!主办方是个富少,人家没什么目的,就是弄个活动图一乐呵。” fuck! 卧槽 Everyone cannot attend to again noisily, has the whole face shock, pursues in abundance keeps asking. 大家顾不上再闹,带着满脸震惊,纷纷追问个不停。 Real false?” “真的假的?” What thing? Is cheerful?” “啥玩意?就为乐呵?” „, Rich man really abnormal......” “靠,有钱人真变态……” rich young? How old ah?” 富少?多大岁数?” Liu Yuanfang actually does not know, to maintain the calm competent image, does intentionally mysterious smiling not to speak. 刘远方其实并不知道更多,为了维持自身沉稳有实力的形象,故作神秘的笑而不语。 Happen to the service person knocks on a door to invite the person, immediately claps, inflates to everyone shifts the topic while convenient. 正好服务员敲门来请人,马上拍拍手,给大家打气顺便转移话题。 brothers and sisters, a meritorious military service becomes the glory of achieving both fame and fortune at present, everyone do not think that these useless, is ready, come on!” 兄弟姐妹们,一战功成名利双收的荣耀就在眼前,大家别想那些没用的,做好准备,加油!” One line of ten people, arrive at 8 building Imperial Hall under service person's leadership. 一行十人,在服务员的带领下来到八楼帝王厅 Feared that has more than hundred squares giant rooms, the receiving callers area, the waiting area, changing room and washroom have it all. 怕是有百多平方的巨大房间,会客区、等待区、更衣室、洗手间一应俱全。 The repair may be called the luxurious room midpoint, is suspending a 20 people of standard giant table, now is only matching 12 seats, seems specially spacious. 装修堪称奢华的房间正中央,摆着一张20人标准的巨大餐桌,现在只配着12张座椅,显得特别空旷。 And 7 distribute in a semicircle, several other, distribute in the opposite. 其中七张分布在一个半圆里,另外几张,分布在对面。 Seven players look at each other in blank dismay once again. 七位选手又一次面面相觑。 ! Good exaggerating battle formation...... 哇!好夸张的阵势…… Liu Yuanfang may not have the time to be in a daze, hurries to erect the equipment. 刘远方可没时间发呆,赶紧架设设备。 Nearby receiving callers area has the sofa and tea table, supports a notebook. 旁边的会客区有沙发和茶几,支起一台笔记本。 Small turntable of table dead center can fix, under the casual revolutions, above does not transfer, therefore builds one for photographing video of video. 餐桌正中心的小转盘可以固定,底下随便转,上面不转,于是架起一台用于拍摄视频的DV。 To 7 people of location, in several tripods, a main equipment is opening the live broadcast, an auxiliary racket feature article is used for the editing video. 正对七人的位置,支上几台三脚架,一台主设备开直播,一台辅助拍特写用来剪辑视频。 The live broadcast decides in DouYu, Liu Yuanfang has communicated with the official, when the time comes will have the home page to recommend. 直播定在逗鱼,刘远方已经和官方沟通好,到时候会有首页推荐。 Room name named „the China first Great Stomach King PK match online first broadcast! king crab dips!” 房间名叫做“华夏第一大胃王PK赛线上首播!帝王蟹蘸蘸蘸!” 5 : 30, all prepare, starts preheating. 五点半,一切都布置好,开始预热。 The room opens, immediately has the tourist to come, after all hangs in the home page, although is not the central recommendation area, is the current capacity is still highly regarded. 房间才一开,马上就有游客进来,毕竟挂在首页,虽然不是中央推荐区,可是流量依然不可小觑。 This time live broadcast industry, outdoors live broadcast pattern side Xing, is not prosperous, does not need to raise Great Stomach King type crazy eating and broadcasting. 此时的直播行业,户外直播模式方兴,却未红火,更不用提大胃王式疯狂吃播 The home does not lack the audience actually, many young people are watching the Great Stomach King competition and live broadcast of day Han, but native live broadcast platform actually eats the crab rare the rookie. 国内其实不缺受众,很多年轻人都在看着日韩的大胃王比赛、直播,但本土直播平台却少有吃螃蟹的新人。 Liu Yuanfang sees similar trend, starts to make the «China Eating and Broadcasting» series video. 刘远方正是看到类似的趋势,才开始做《华夏吃播来啦》系列视频。 The hit rate is good, showed that really has some audience to be interested firmly. 点击量算是不错,证明确实有一部分观众感兴趣。 More than 70 volumes do, cannot try to find out the most essential profitability model. 只是,70余集做下来,并没能够摸索出最为关键的盈利模式。 Until Wang Yan must make Great Stomach King to compete, Liu Yuanfang realized suddenly, this possibly is the opportunity of breakthrough. 直到汪言要做一场大胃王比赛,刘远方突然意识到,这可能是个突破的机会。 Can the fire, who not know now. 能不能火,现在谁都不知道。 What is more important, after hot, has the sustainability and audience enthusiasm to drop, is unknown. 更重要的是,火了以后有没有可持续性、观众热情会不会回落,都是未知。 No matter what, must feel rock to cross river, first passes present first pass/test Tang. 但不管怎么样,都要摸着石头过河,先把眼前的第一关趟过去。 Preheating starts, the Liu Yuanfang partner is a guest performer the management, stands in front of the live broadcast lens, starts to propagandize this live broadcast the selling point. 预热开始,刘远方的合伙人客串主持,站在直播镜头前叭叭叭,开始宣传本次直播的卖点。 What is the selling point? 卖点是什么? 7 people, there are both men and women, has thin fat, has beautiful to have the clown, common challenge: Who eats are more. 七个人,有男有女,有胖有瘦,有美有丑,共同挑战:谁吃的更多。 Only is the stature disparity, makes the competition be full of the anticipation. 光是身材的差距,就让比赛充满看点。 Food is also a big selling point. 食物亦是一大卖点。 At least 4000 king crab, weighing. 一只至少4000的帝王蟹,现场称重。 8 jin (0.5 kg) 8 two crab kings make threatening gestures, the vigor is full, makes an effort to pull open the crab leg, the length can reach one meter. 八斤八两的蟹王张牙舞爪,活力满满,用力拉开蟹腿,长度可达一米。 To visual impact strength that the person brings, is simply unequalled. 给人带来的视觉冲击力,简直无与伦比。 Today old iron, we must challenge is this type of the world top delicacy, Alaska king crab......” “各位老铁,今天我们要挑战的就是这种世界顶级珍馐,阿拉斯加帝王蟹……” Usually they always said me to be brazen, old iron, am I brazen? It is obviously small!” “平时他们总说我脸大,各位老铁,我脸大么?明明很小嘛!” Carries the crab to block the face, keeps off solid, with looked, the face truly is also big, obviously hugeness of king crab. 拎着螃蟹挡住脸,挡得严严实实,拿下来一看,脸又确实大,可见帝王蟹的巨大。 The enthusiasm of audience, surges upward to a wave ridge immediately. 观众们的热情,顿时高涨到一个波峰。
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