The second bureau, Wang Yan first said. 第二局,汪言先叫。 Looks at one, discrete called 4 two. 瞄一眼,谨慎的叫出四个二。 Li Yao follows immediately, 5 two. 李尧立即跟上,五个二。 Guo Zihao and Li Yao look at each other one, 6 two. 郭子豪和李尧对视一眼,六个二。 Again to Wang Yan, pretending to be serious ponders over, suddenly jumps to 8 two. 再到汪言,煞有介事的琢磨一下,突然跳到八个二。 „Opens!” “开！” Li Yao opened own dice cup excitedly, only has 1 one. 李尧兴奋的揭开自己的骰盅,只有一个一。 Guo Zihao 1 two, no, even if Wang Yan 5 two, must lose without doubt. 郭子豪一个二,没有一点,哪怕汪言有五个二,都必输无疑。 The Wang Yan dice cup does not start simply, several 500 dollars, give Li Yao again. 汪言干脆连骰盅都不开,再数出500块钱,递给李尧。 „buddy, your not okay!” “老弟,你不行啊！” Li Yao shakes money, hā hā is laughing. 李尧抖着钱,哈哈大笑。 Wang Yan sincere nod: „Un, I will truly not play games.” 汪言诚恳点头:“嗯,我确实不怎么会玩游戏。” Guo Zihao laughs to shake the head: „Do not instigate on the line. Today the man teaches you a few words: Is away from home, at the scene must be able to lose, plays!” 郭子豪嗤笑摇头:“别怂就行。今天爷们教你一句话:出门在外,场面上一定要输得起,玩得开！” „Good good.” “好的好的。” Wang Yan smiles, is not only not angry, is unhurried. 汪言笑眯眯的,既不恼,又不慌。 Then, is weirdly same, Wang Yan loses one game after another 13 games, a total of 15 games, 7500 money Shu went out. 接下来,邪了门一样,汪言连输13局,总共15局,7500块钱输出去了。 Guo Zihao braces oneself to shout that 8 five, Wang Yan does not open, direct resentment to 9 five. 郭子豪硬着头皮喊到八个五,汪言都不开,直接怼到九个五。 Whiz...... was 500 dollars flies away. 嗖……又是500块钱飞走了。 However in exchange, Guo Zihao has drunk 6 cups, Li Yao had drunk the entire 9 cups. 但是作为代价,郭子豪已经喝了六杯,李尧喝了整整九杯。 Now the two person a little lisper, in the stomach intermittent turning wells up. 现在两个人都有点大舌头,胃里一阵阵的翻涌。 Li Yao still immersed in 4500 dollars is individually uncorrectable, Guo Zihao actually realized that gradually is not right. 李尧仍旧沉浸在4500块钱里不可自拔,郭子豪却渐渐意识到不对了。 How to be again stupid, the not possible game to win? 再怎么蠢,不可能一局都不赢吧？ At this time, the new situation has started. 此时,新一局已经开始。 Guo Zihao first called, 5 two. 郭子豪先叫,五个二。 Wang Yan comfortable by the sofa, calm jumps greatly: „8 three.” 汪言舒舒服服的靠在沙发上,淡定的一个大跳:“八个三。” Li Yao never imagined: „Opens! My two! Bets you!” 李尧想都没想:“开！我两个！赌你！” Wang Yan shaking the head number money, was still that face a half hour has not changed the calm happy expression: „Originally wants to cheat you fiercely one...... ” 汪言摇头数钱,仍旧是那一脸半个小时都没变过的淡定笑意:“本来想诈你一下的……厉害。” „That is...... the belch!” “那是……嗝！” Li Yao hits the liquor belch, the body one crookedly, the neck rises immediately the uneducated person, presses the vomitive feeling with great difficulty, has grasped the one duck neck, gnaws two fiercely. 李尧打个酒嗝,身子一歪,脖子顿时涨得老粗,好不容易才压下去呕吐感,抓过一条鸭脖子,猛啃两口。 Liu Li and Reyi Nawu suppressed to smile to suppress early, sneak off that side Lin Weiwei quietly. 刘璃和热依娜吾早都憋笑憋得不行,悄悄溜去林薇薇那边了。 Hears the Li Yao sound, Reyi Nawu then looks at one, hugs Lin Weiwei to smile unable to gasp for breath: „hā hā! That two fellows were similar!” 听到李尧的动静,热依娜吾回头看一眼,搂着林薇薇笑得喘不上气来:“哈哈！那俩家伙都差不多了！” Lin Weiwei sighed to Liu Li: „Your family Doggy genuine leather. Your ah, definitely cannot grasp him.” 林薇薇对刘璃叹口气:“你家狗子可真皮。你啊,肯定拿不住他。” Liu Li curls the lip: „Why do I want to grasp him? Now is good.” 刘璃撇嘴:“我为什么要拿住他？现在就挺好的。” Lu Yuanyuan sips champagne, the expression is infatuated, just the beautiful two seconds, turned hostile suddenly, fierce pour into the mouth one entire cup, are burning with impatience said. 卢媛媛抿一口香槟,表情陶醉,刚美两秒,突然变脸,猛的把一整杯都倒进嘴里,然后心急火燎的叫起来。 „fuck! Almost forgot! A bit faster hurry up, then selects a bottle Armand de Brignac, did not say that who first spits who pays up?!” “卧槽！差点忘了！快点快点,再点一瓶黑桃A,不是说谁先吐谁结账么？！” Several people are startled, look at each other in blank dismay several, suddenly laughs. 几个人一怔,面面相觑几眼,突然爆笑起来。 „I fainted, how you have the talent!” “我真是晕了,你怎么那么有才华！” No matter Lu Yuanyuan they said anything, carries the beverage bottle to everyone but actually the liquor, saw that everyone cup is filling, jolts the summit to overrun to An Lu and Fu Yushi but actually. 卢媛媛才不管她们说什么呢,端起酒瓶就要给大家倒酒,眼看着大家杯子都满着,颠颠冲过去给安璐和傅雨诗倒。 Fu Yushi and Lu Yuanyuan not too to the plate, have actually seen suddenly the opposite party is so warm, unexpectedly a little feels helpless. 傅雨诗和卢媛媛其实一直不太对盘,突然见到对方如此热情,居然有点不知所措。 Does? To become reconciled? 干嘛呀？想和好？ At heart one soft, with Lu Yuanyuan will say thank you and chat, Lu Yuanyuan ends the liquor finally but actually, cold snort/hum, raised to walk. 心里一软,正要和卢媛媛说谢谢、聊聊天,结果卢媛媛倒完酒,冷哼一声,扬头走了。 The air/Qi results in Fu Yushi to puff. 气得傅雨诗直喘粗气。 Mental illness! 神经病！ The mental illness was not silly, carries the bottle to go back to take undeserved credit. 神经病可不傻,拎着瓶子回去邀功了。 Helpless Lin Weiwei shakes the head, called the server: „Comes two bottles of Armand de Brignac gold again.” 林薇薇无奈摇头,叫来服务生:“再来两瓶黑桃A黄金。” Never expresses the opinion at this matter Liu Li, suddenly does right after something else: „Four bottles!” 从来不在这种事情上发表意见的刘璃,突然接茬:“四瓶！” Several people turn head neatly, stare the big eye to stare at her. 几个人齐刷刷扭头,瞪大眼睛盯着她。 „Really doting parent......” “真护犊子……” „Retaliation heart ah of woman......” “女人的报复心啊……” „kuudere black belly!” “闷骚腹黑！” „tsk tsk, this couple matches ah certainly, falls in love no wonder!” “啧啧,这两口子绝配啊,怪不得一见钟情！” Liu Li human and animals harmless smiling, when only cannot understand, is actually making a determined effort at heart: I make you bully Wang Wang! 刘璃人畜无害的笑着,只当听不懂,心里却在发狠:我让你们欺负汪汪！ Guo Zihao and Li Yao hear to fear that will cry in the restroom. 郭子豪和李尧听到怕是会哭死在厕所。 Who special bullies whose ah? 谁特么欺负谁啊？ Guo Zihao is shaking the head red, the eyeball looks at own dice cup, 1 one, 3 five, 1 six, therefore feel relieved called 4 two, at heart thinking, you should not open me? 郭子豪晃着脑袋,眼珠子通红的看着自己的骰盅,一个一,三个五,一个六,于是放心的叫出四个二,心里想着,你丫应该不会又开我吧？ Finally Wang Yan looked that had not looked, closes one's eyes blindly infertile opens. 结果汪言看都没看,闭着眼睛瞎瘠薄开。 „Your 1 two, Brother Li 3 two. Also lost ah......” “你一个二,李哥三个二。啧,又输了啊……” Wang Yan happy hē hē takes out money, a Guo Zihao chest foul odor wells up, the air/Qi wants to hit the person. 汪言乐呵呵掏钱,郭子豪胸口一股恶气涌上来,气得想打人。 „You special...... belch!” “你特么……嗝！” Cursed angrily exits, was broken by a liquor belch, therefore was only left over funny. 怒骂才出口,就被一个酒嗝打断,于是只剩下搞笑。 Wang Yan avoids by far, the comfort of good nature said: „Brother Guo, cannot drink not to support by hard and stubborn effort, recognizes to lose, we stop, ok?” 汪言远远躲开,好脾气的安慰道:“郭哥,喝不下去就别硬撑,认个输,咱们到此为止,好吧？” Li Yao also responded, the tongue is urging greatly: „Is, department ah...... Guo, Brother Guo, the body is important, and do not support by hard and stubborn effort!” 李尧也反应过来了,大着舌头劝:“系、系啊……郭、郭哥,身体要紧,千万别、别硬撑！” The Guo Zihao air/Qi results in one. 郭子豪气得嘎一声。 Li Yao my grass your eldest uncle! 李尧我草你大爷！ You special were gain enough, looked forward to me to admit defeat to pay? 你特么是赚够了,巴不得我认输买单是吧？ „Father recognizes your eldest uncle!” “老子认你大爷！” Guo Zihao fierce stands, closes one's eyes, raises head, fills the most cup hardly, remaining one gave an oral account anything unable to fill. 郭子豪猛的站起来,闭着眼睛,一仰头,硬灌下去大半杯,剩下一口说什么都灌不下去了。 Sways two, in the stomach sudden earth-shaking, „” puffs out. 摇晃两下,胃里突然一阵天翻地覆,“哇”的一口喷了出去。 The first mouth is only the liquor in esophagus, but vomits intent, once comes up, really could not control again, the second mouth turns into the fountain directly! 第一口只是食道里的酒,但是呕意一旦上来,真就再也控制不住了,第二口直接就变成喷泉！ „Vomits......!” “呕……哇！” „Vomits...... the belch......!” “呕……嗝……哇！” The second mouth puffs out directly more than one meter, one pile of filthy thing under the function of air pressure, stretch across the whole piece tea table, spurts a Li Yao face. 第二口直接喷出去一米多,一堆秽物在气压的作用下,横跨整张茶几,喷李尧一脸。 „My grass!” “我草！” „Works as!” “哐当！” „Vomits......” “呕……” Li Yao this urges unlucky, this thinks that anything matter, a result delighted smile had not just bloomed half, at present flies a lump...... a piece...... one pile...... one group...... 李尧这倒霉催的,本以为没自己什么事儿了,结果一个欢欣的微笑才刚刚绽放出来一半,眼前就飞来一坨……一片……一堆……一团…… Paralysis! How should describe? 麻痹！到底该怎么形容？ The Li Yao sincerity does not know, without the time ponders over thin, after all almost frightens the urine at the scene. 李尧真心不知道,也没功夫细琢磨,毕竟差一点就当场吓尿。 In this incomparably critical flash, Li Yao felt suddenly, in the body seemed is opened lock, the present all become slow incomparable. 在这无比危急的一瞬间,李尧突然感觉,身体里好似被打开了一把锁,眼前的一切都变得缓慢无比。 The filthy thing of shading yellow pollution flies slowly, cracked with the teeth half of pistachio nuts, to the forefront, seems an Great General distantly. 暗黄浑浊的秽物慢悠悠飞来,一颗被嗑掉一半的开心果,遥遥冲在最前面,好似一个大将军。 ah hits ahhhhh! 啊打啊啊啊！ I hide! 我躲！ The Li Yao subconscious ball, both hands are supporting the tea table, must to start behind jumps greatly. 李尧下意识的弹起来,双手撑着茶几,就要向身后发动大跳。 However ............ Gene Lock has not become effective. 但是…………基因锁没生效。 When Li Yao supports the tea table is leaping up, on the face has hung all over the vomit. 当李尧撑着茶几蹿起来的时候,脸上已经挂满呕吐物。 Was pedalled stool that flies „dang” to fall to the ground, it is expected that jumped to be suppressed greatly. 被蹬飞的凳子“咣当”一声倒地,预想中的大跳被憋了回去。 The smell that the next second, the sticky touch, irritates the nose activates the switch in brain simultaneously, Li Yao „”, supported the tea table to spurt. 下一秒,黏腻的触感、刺鼻的气味同时激活大脑里的开关,李尧“哇”的一声,撑着茶几喷了回去。 Guo Zihao vomits the second mouth, natural bending the waist, suddenly on a feeling to the end heat. 郭子豪呕完第二口,自然的弯下腰,突然感觉到头上一热。 This flash, has in the mind that a song inexplicable and does for the occasion appears. 这一瞬间,有首歌莫名而又应景的在脑海里浮现。 Rain that in the sky falls, is the tears that Angel falls. 天空中坠的雨,都是天使落的泪。 ...... …… Wang Yan was clamped by these two goods in the middle, leaps up to the corner in sofa right angle place, stands trembles above. 汪言被这俩货夹在中间,蹿到沙发直角处的旮旯里,站在上面瑟瑟发抖。 big brother, limelight line not okay? 大哥们,注意点行不行啊？ Said the crosstalk report name? 说相声报菜名呢？ Cashew, watermelon, grape, duck neck, duck wing, duck gizzard, corn kernel and melon seeds and nuts...... 腰果、西瓜、葡萄、鸭脖、鸭翅、鸭胗、玉米粒、瓜子仁…… fuck, was too disgusting, hurries to remove! 卧槽,太恶心了,赶紧撤！ Wang Yan is carrying the package distantly circles from two people, looked for Liu Li to ask to comfort. 汪言拎着包远远的从两人身旁绕过去,找刘璃求安慰去了。 karaoke master girl was a little worried: „That brother are two all right?” 麦霸妹子有点担心:“那哥俩没事儿吧？” Liu Li is calmer than anyone: „Hē a liquor to spit, can have anything.” 刘璃比谁都淡定:“喝点酒吐一场,能有什么事。” Then draws Wang Yan also to be anxious: „Are you all right?” 回头拉着汪言却又紧张得不行:“你没事吧？” Everyone faints. 大家都晕。 Your man bullies the person to come, can have anything! 你爷们欺负人来着,能有什么事儿！ Lu Yuanyuan curious asking: „Yeah, how much money Wang Wang did you spend?” 卢媛媛好奇的问:“哎,汪汪你花了多少钱？” „Has not counted.” “没数。” Nawu asked: „How many did you drink?” 娜吾紧接着问:“你喝了多少？” „Has not drunk.” “没喝。” Several girl almost knelt to him. 几个妹子差点给丫跪了。 Has not seen you to play, one cup does not drink, can draw cash to pound to spit? 就没见过你这么玩的,一杯不喝,就要拿钱砸个吐？ However thinks where they do not have to go well, one group of people chatted, no wants to care about that two difficult brother difficult bro. 但是想想,她们也没好到哪去,一群人说说笑笑,没一个想去关心一下那俩难兄难弟的。 Only An Lu, never-ending attendance Guo Zihao. 唯独安璐,不离不弃的照顾着郭子豪。 „You said An Lu chart anything! Appearance that which Guo Zihao a little matches good?” “你们说安璐图什么！郭子豪哪有点良配的样子？” This matter, the bystander had no way to say. 这种事情,外人没法说的。 Wang Yan remembers the simp sunk cost suddenly. 汪言突然又想起舔狗的沉没成本。 Oneself will never have probably such a day. 自己大概是永远都不会有那样的一天了。 Sighing with emotion, closely is holding in the arms the Liu Li's slightly waist. 感慨着,紧紧搂住刘璃的小蛮腰。 That side, Guo Zihao has spat similarly. 那边,郭子豪已经吐得差不多了。 What drunk is the anxious liquor, spat to finish up, now compared with before 5 minutes also sober, was smokes uncomfortably. 喝的是急酒,吐出去就完事,现在比五分钟前还清醒,就是熏得难受。 Lowers the head looked, on the clothes pants is moistening many contamination, immediately is disgusting. 低头一看,衣服裤子上都沾着不少污物,顿时恶心得不行。 Suddenly felt that the scalp a little itches, puts out a hand flexure...... 突然又感觉头皮有点发痒,伸手一挠…… fuck! 卧槽！ Bends the waist again, spat bottom to fall the acid water in stomach. 再次弯腰,把胃里的酸水都吐了个底儿掉。 Difficult brother difficult bro to vomit not to be possible finally to vomit, immediately is supporting by the arm mutually, crashing in washroom in an extremely difficult situation. 难兄难弟终于呕无可呕,立即互相搀扶着,狼狈不堪的冲进洗手间。 The server is a young child, looks at that a piece in confusion, is moved to tears, especially to cry. 服务生是个岁数不大的小孩儿,看着那一片狼藉,热泪盈眶,特别想哭。 Wang Yan gives to encourage immediately: „little bro, the money on table, you select cleanly pulls out 10, is the cleaning up fee/spent, ok?” 汪言马上给予鼓励:“小弟,桌上的钱,你挑干净的抽十张,算是清理费,好吧？” „Good!” “好嘞！” The young server is overjoyed, does not dislike dirty, immediately cleaning up of happy hē hē. 小服务生大喜过望,再不嫌脏,马上乐呵呵的清理起来。 Nawu pū chī smiles but actually, soft lying ridicules on Liu Li: „Wang Wang you are so how bad! Others remained the point to comfort......” 娜吾噗嗤一声笑倒,软绵绵的趴在刘璃身上笑骂:“汪汪你怎么这么坏！人家就剩那么点安慰了……” Lin Weiwei, Lu Yuanyuan and Liu Li their several are to hug one group, smiles unable to stop. 林薇薇、卢媛媛、刘璃她们几个更是搂成一团,笑得停不下来。 When Guo Zihao and Li Yao washed cleanly, saw only everyone should smiling of smiling, this/should noisy noise, a school of put on a show of peace and prosperity, no one cared about them to spit radically frigidly. 等到郭子豪和李尧洗干净了出来,只见大家该笑的笑,该闹的闹,一派歌舞升平,根本没人在乎他们吐得有多惨烈。 The Guo Zihao air/Qi results in the eyeball to be red. 郭子豪气得眼珠子通红。 If everyone opens the mouth to ridicule two, how then at heart again is not even if uncomfortable, at least still a little has the feeling. 如果大家开口嘲笑两句,那么哪怕心里再怎么不舒服,至少还有点存在感。 Is indifferent like the present, makes people uncomfortable compared with the ridicule. 像现在这样漠不关心,比嘲笑更让人难受。 Looks at Wang Yan again, a matter does not have, was not telling the girlfriend chatty, Reyi Nawu collects in side, the smile like the flower, the body jostlingly scratches. 再一看汪言,一点事儿都没有,正跟女朋友腻歪不说,热依娜吾都凑在旁边,笑颜如花,身体挨挨擦擦。 The dropping variance is so huge, the Guo Zihao mentality collapsed all of a sudden, comes up to scold. 落差如此巨大,郭子豪的心态一下子就崩了,上去就开骂。 „Grass! Does the grandson you play me?!” “草！孙子你玩我？！”