LSD :: Volume #3

#279: Scumbag Wang


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wū wa!” 呜哇!” The meat skewer that just roasted was a little hot, little loli bit too anxiously, got down, was almost burnt to cry. 刚烤出来的肉串有点烫,小萝莉咬得太急,一口下去,差点被烫哭。 However the taste of soft tender ball tooth and slightly spicy fresh fragrant flavor, makes her not hate to spit, has to dig the small mouth, spits that meat, attracts again, spits again, trades location to swallow down again...... 但是软嫩弹牙的口感和微辣鲜香的味道,又让她舍不得吐,只好撅起小嘴,把那块肉吐出来一点,再吸回去,再吐出去一点,再换个位置吞下去…… Is rousing the small cheek, the mouth continuously hissing hā hā, is staring is actually drooping the brow tip, the small expression may put in great inconvenience. 鼓着小腮帮子,嘴里一直嘶嘶哈哈的,瞪着眼睛却耷拉着眉梢,小表情可委屈了。 Hot, hot! Hissing......” “烫,烫!嘶嘶……” The child mother defends in side, hurries to squat to put out a hand: Clever treasure, spits quickly!” 孩子妈妈守在旁边,赶紧蹲下去伸出手:“乖宝,快吐出来!” Does not want!” “不要!” The little loli grievance turns over to the grievance, but does not relent, is pursing the lips, about moves the lip like the goldfish spits froth, swallowed that meat forcefully. 小萝莉委屈归委屈,可是坚决不松口,撅着嘴,像金鱼吐泡泡似的上下活动嘴唇,硬生生把那块儿肉咽了下去。 well!” “好好呲哦!” Mouth wooden scoop. 嘴巴都瓢了。 Wang Yan smiles, squats to coax her: aiyo small Yan Bao ah, you must bite with the tooth, slowly rips downward, cannot such swallowing......” 汪言笑得要死,蹲下去哄她:“哎哟颜宝,你得用牙咬,慢慢往下撕,不能这样一口吞掉的……” Yan Bao smiles to Wang Yan Tiantian, is grinning specially, therefore reveals that platoon to lack the central two below teeth. 颜宝汪言甜甜一笑,特意咧着嘴,于是就露出那排缺少中央两颗的下牙。 elder brother, I cannot nip!” 哥哥,我咬不下来!” A black small hole, is joined to that bright smile again...... 黑黑的一个小窟窿,再配上那个灿烂的笑容…… Eldest Young Wang stares, later sits on the lawn, the tears have not smiled. 汪大少一愣,随后一屁股坐在草地上,眼泪差点没笑出来。 Big eye bone of little loli common is transferring, the left side glances a mother, a little flatters ; The right glances big brother brother, is a little shy ; Then is duty-bound not to turn back skewered mutton end to mouth, is crooked the head is being. 小萝莉的大眼睛骨碌碌的转着,左面瞟一眼妈妈,有点讨好;右面瞟一眼大哥,有点害羞;然后义无反顾的把羊肉串端到嘴边,歪着脑袋又是一口。 well!” “好好呲哦!” Okay, you eat slowly, elder brother keeps two skewers to you again.” “好好,你慢慢吃,哥哥再给你留两串。” Wang Yan affection touches the small head of Yan Bao, then hands over one skewer to the kid's mother: „Do you taste?” 汪言慈爱的摸摸颜宝的小脑袋,然后给孩子妈递过去一串:“您尝尝?” aiyo, thank you, I eat one skewer well.” 哎哟,谢谢,我吃一串就好。” Mama Yan is in baking is not interested, had not looked toward the meat skewer on, at this moment, was roused the curiosity by the daughter, finally cannot help trying. 颜妈妈原本是对烧烤不怎么感兴趣的,一直都没往肉串上瞧,此刻,被女儿勾动好奇心,终于忍不住要试试。 Wang Yan gives her one skewer, then greeted Fu Yushi and Lin Weiwei. 汪言递给她一串儿,回头招呼傅雨诗林薇薇 Come, dear, tastes my level, the delicious words, give a high praise troublesome.” “来吧,亲,尝尝我的水平,好吃的话,麻烦给个好评。” Lin Weiwei and Fu Yushi planned, does not touch anything that Wang Yan roasts, do not ask, asked is losing weight! 林薇薇傅雨诗原本打算,坚决不碰汪言烤出来的任何东西,别问,问就是在减肥! However now, looks at like not faking little loli, vacillated immediately. 但是现在,看着丝毫不像作伪的小萝莉,顿时动摇了。 Looks at each other one, received the skewered mutton. 对视一眼,接过羊肉串。 Then does not have anxiously talking, then looks for Like Jade they. 然后没急着动口,回头找如玉他们。 Several silly ignorant bi, asking of Like Jade stutter: Big, big brother, a moment ago you and your skewer was not this, such ah......” 几个沙雕都懵哔了,如玉结结巴巴的问:“大、大哥,刚才你、你烤串不是这、这样的……” eldest young sneers proudly. 大少傲然冷笑。 A moment ago was a moment ago, what you could not understand are do not hang for three seconds, when held in high esteem?! 刚才是刚才,你懂不懂什么叫挂别三秒,当刮目相看?! Everyone feels the magic in any case, then Sichuan Brat is suddenly enlighted, is filled with righteous indignation. 反正所有人都觉得很魔幻,然后川娃恍然大悟,义愤填膺。 „! big brother you play us!” “靠!大哥你玩我们!” Wang Master smiles to shake the head badly, the frank talk puts directly outward: I was only had not loaded on skewer skill a moment ago.” 汪大师坏笑摇头,大实话直接就往外放:“刚才我只是没有加载上烤串技能而已。” I believe your ghost!” “我信你个鬼!” Squirrel frowns to set upright the goal to explode the thorn, just went forward two steps, was been slanting the eye to glance one by Wang Yan, immediately shrank the egg. 松鼠横眉竖目的要炸刺儿,刚上前两步,被汪言斜着眼睛瞟一眼,立即缩了卵。 brother, you said that what I do believe that coming one skewer to taste?” ,你说什么我都信,来一串尝尝呗?” Gives us family/home Yan Bao to keep four skewers, remaining you took away minute/share.” “给我们家颜宝留四串,剩下的你们拿去分了吧。” Wang Yan natural gives them skewer, oneself one skewer has not remained. 汪言大方的把烤串都给他们,自己一串都没留。 baking still had the deficiency, is mainly judges to the charcoal fire temperature insufficiently precisely, progressive space that therefore, still one lost. 刚才的烧烤仍有不足之处,主要是对炭火温度判断得不够精确,所以,仍有一丢丢的进步空间。 Oneself eat, naturally must eat well! 自己吃,当然要吃最好的嘛! Everyone minute/share ends the skewered mutton, observes one cautiously, discovers the appearance to be impeccable, finally feels relieved the lower jaw. 大家分完羊肉串,小心翼翼观察一阵,发现卖相无可挑剔,终于放心下嘴。 Gets down, before ate brother several that Wang Yan has baked to cry. 一口下去,之前吃过汪言烧烤的几个都哭了。 My day the Like Jade immortal board board, big brother your skewer was so delicious, fed us to eat to live a moment ago?!” “我日了如玉个仙人板板的,大哥烤串这么好吃,刚才喂我们吃生的?!” Like Jade anger: old boss behaves badly, why day I?” 如玉怒了:“老大作孽,为啥日我?” Song Chen said spookily: Your this function......” 宋辰幽幽道:“你就这功能……” Do not look that silly guys is talking nonsense, the mouth may not be slow, in an instant one person of two skewers get down, then stares at that skewer that in Squirrel is coming out stubbornly. 别看沙雕们在扯淡,嘴里可一点不慢,转眼之间就一人两串下去,然后死死盯着松鼠手里多出来的那串。 „! Has a dream do not think!” “靠!做梦都别想!” The Squirrel mouth, in the opponent that skewer starts well-filled radically without enough time again, saw that Sichuan Brat and Like Jade must come up to snatch, desperate, stretches out the tongue, the skewered mutton from under to the top on, licks. 松鼠嘴里塞得满满的,根本来不及再对手里那串下手,眼看着川娃如玉要上来抢,情急之下,伸出舌头,把羊肉串从底下到顶上,舔个遍。 Squirrel in my grass hits wildly!” 松鼠我草里打野!” „Do you lull you so to be how dirty?!” “你麻痹你咋这么埋汰呢?!” brother several were wild with rage, had not seen such disgusting person. 几个气疯了都,就没见过这么恶心人的。 Squirrel is actually complacent, slowly is chewing the meat of mouth, then dai Bather is swinging finally that skewered mutton. 松鼠倒是得意洋洋,慢慢嚼着嘴里的肉,然后嘚的巴瑟的摇着最后那根羊肉串。 Comes ah to come ah, who wants to eat, divides your half?!” “来,谁想吃,分你一半?!” Doesn't dare to eat does not dare to eat...... makes me smell the taste line?” “不敢吃不敢吃……让我闻闻味儿行吧?” A Like Jade eyeball revolution, by the gathering meat skewer, the false makes the important news, suddenly opens the mouth...... 如玉眼珠子一转,凑到肉串旁边,假做要闻,突然张口…… He , tui!” “he,tui!” Saliva spurts, takes to one's heels to throw. 一口口水喷上去,撒丫子就撂。 Like Jade my day your eldest uncle! Has to plant you not to run!” 如玉我日你大爷!有种你别跑!” The fruits of victory the destruction, Squirrel got angry directly, are carrying rock drill, lets loose two big long legs, expels dog pursued. 胜利果实惨遭毁灭,松鼠直接红了眼,拎着钎子,放开两条大长腿,撵狗似的追了上去。 ...... …… silly guys plays the treasure time, Lin Weiwei and Fu Yushi also in stance graceful is eating skewer. 沙雕们耍宝的时候,林薇薇傅雨诗也在姿态优雅的吃着烤串 Gets down, the eye starts to shine immediately. 一口下去,眼睛顿时开始放光。 „! Doggy you can ah?! Is stronger than the Gui Street great shifu level, delicious!” “哇!狗子你可以的?!比簋街大师傅的水平都强,好吃!” But actually not necessarily strong. 强倒未必强。 The folk has baking shifu of many master level, others many years of experience, is experienced compared with Wang Yan absolutely. 民间有很多大师级的烧烤师傅,人家多年的经验,绝对比汪言手熟。 However, the salt good meat skewer, the food is common, the batch processing that is hasty again, was definitely inferior careful that Wang Yan makes. 但是,腌好的肉串,食材本身就一般,再忙忙叨叨的批量加工,肯定不如汪言做的细致。 Fu Yushi delicate is eating the skewered mutton, suddenly voices a feeling, the look is extremely complex. 傅雨诗秀气的吃着羊肉串,突然发出一声感慨,神色极度复杂。 What good mysterious...... you to be able? Writing enough made me surprised attractively, baked also does well...... does not touch on slightly completely ah?!” “好神奇……你到底都会些什么?写字那么好看都够令我惊讶了,烧烤也做得这么好……完全不沾边?!” he he, can conquer Wittle Pwincess, must show off! 嘿嘿,能把小公举都征服,必须嘚瑟一下! eldest young tsundere raises the head: „The knowledge that brother understands were many went, you experienced over several types!” 大少傲娇扬头:“呵,懂的知识多了去了,你才见识过几样!” Conversion was in the past, Flat and Wittle Pwincess will definitely attack Wang Yan, must unable to make his arrogance so rampant. 换成是往常,平之小公举肯定会打击汪言一下,务必不能让他的气焰如此嚣张。 However today, two woman have no way to refute unexpectedly. 但是今天,俩姑娘居然没法反驳。 The fact is placed there, truly very mysterious ah...... 事实摆在那里,确实很神奇…… You are fierce you to be fierce, give you to have a new nickname, how called Treasure Dog?” “你厉害你厉害,给你起个新外号,叫宝藏狗子怎么样?” Lin Weiwei moistens one's lips with the tongue, has not waited for Wang Yan to answer, suddenly points at the eggplant on desktop to act like a spoiled brat. 林薇薇舔舔嘴唇,没等汪言回话,突然指着桌面上的茄子撒娇。 Buried treasure dog dog, elder sister wants to eat that!” “宝藏狗狗,姐姐想吃那个!” Fu Yushi follows immediately: I must eat the vegetable/dish volume.” 傅雨诗立即跟上:“我要吃菜卷。” „!” “嘁!” cold snort/hum that Wang Master disdains, squats, teases Yan Bao. 汪大师不屑的冷哼一声,重新蹲下去,逗弄颜宝 little loli several meat skewers eat mouthful oil Wang Wang, every time swallows a meat, must lick a lip, for fear that drops anything. 小萝莉几个肉串吃得满嘴油汪汪,每咽下去一块肉,就得舔一下嘴唇,生怕落下点什么。 Clever Yan Bao, delicious?” “乖颜宝,好吃么?” Is good !” “好呲!” Likes elder brother?” “喜不喜欢哥哥?” Gruel!” “稀饭!” hā hā, is really clever, but also wants to eat anything, said to elder brother!” 哈哈,真乖,还想吃点什么,跟哥哥说!” A Yan Bao eyeball revolution, the starting to walk calf pushes to the Wang Yan bosom, sits toward his knee on: elder brother hugs me to look!” 颜宝眼珠子一转,迈开小腿挤到汪言怀里,往他膝盖上一坐:“哥哥抱我起来看!” Fine! 精的哟! Mama Yan hurries to block: Yan Bao is clever, must first scratch can hug cleanly, do not smear the elder brother clothes!” 颜妈妈赶紧拦着:“颜宝乖,要先擦干净才能抱,别把哥哥的衣服弄脏了!” Is all right, falls dirty trades again!” “没事没事,脏掉再换嘛!” Wang Yan hā hā laughs, the single arm hugs her, making her look at the food on table. 汪言哈哈大笑,单臂把她抱起来,让她看桌子上的食材。 Yan Bao wants to eat the QQ intestines and small fish, not ordering a meal vegetable/dish!” 颜宝想吃QQ肠和小鱼,不要菜菜!” OKOK, wants to eat anything to be good!” “OKOK,想吃什么都行!” bad boy is repugnant, but attractive and clever little loli, that is really likable. 熊孩子讨厌,但好看又乖巧的小萝莉,那真是招人喜欢。 Wang Yan to the little loli obedient appearance, throws off the two vinegar jar immediately. 汪言小萝莉百依百顺的样子,顿时掀翻两个醋坛子。 Fu Yushi low voice whisper: Doggy has not felt better to us......” 傅雨诗小声嘀咕:“狗子对咱们都没这么好过……” Lin Weiwei follows to talk over: Little Liu Li among us is also the stature smallest...... dead Doggy maybe abnormal?” 林薇薇跟着念叨:“小刘璃在咱们中间也是个子最小的……死狗子别是个变态吧?” Watson ah, congratulated you to discover the blind spot! 华生,恭喜你发现了盲点! In addition one side, face Papa brings the barbecue to leave the mountain finally. 另一旁,颜爸爸终于带着烤肉出山。 The used stove is different, what face/color the father roasts is the iron net barbecue of that type of laminated shape, the end product seems like the luster to be very good, feeling pleased brings to give the daughter to offer valuable advice. 用的炉子不一样,颜爸烤出来的是那种片状的铁网烤肉,成品看上去色泽很好,喜滋滋的拿来给女儿献宝。 Clever unmarried girl, tastes the Papa barbecue!” “乖闺女,来尝尝爸爸的烤肉!” Yan Bao shows due respect for the feelings very much bites one, is chewing carefully, nod of pretending to be serious: „Very good , Papa!” 颜宝很给面子的咬一口,细细嚼着,煞有介事的点头:“特别好呲呢,爸爸!” Then immediately turns head to act like a spoiled brat with Wang Yan: elder brother, I also want one to roast the chicken wing, can?” 然后马上扭头跟汪言撒娇:“哥哥,我还想要一个烤鸡翅,可不可以呀?” Has not glanced biological father's barbecue one eyes again. 再都没瞟亲爹的烤肉一眼。 Father Yan does not lose heart, is meeting rudeness with a smile, starts to coax the unmarried girl. 颜父不死心,赔着笑脸,开始哄闺女。 Yan Bao do you taste one again? Otherwise, does Papa give you roasted chicken wing?” 颜宝你再尝一口?要不然,爸爸给你烤鸡翅膀?” Papa you rest!” 爸爸你休息吧!” Yan Bao opposed immediately, the reason is very compelling: You are old, does not want to be tired, I asked elder brother to roast to me.” 颜宝马上反对,理由特别充分:“你年纪大,不要累到嘛,我求哥哥给我烤。” Speaks in an infantile tone of voice, the logic is full of the naive children's enjoyment, provoked laughter one group of people. 奶声奶气的,逻辑充满天真童趣,逗笑一群人。 Naturally, definitely does not include old forcefully Father Yan. 当然,其中肯定不包括强行“被年纪大”的颜父 The 30-year-old person, seeming like the frank or straightforward person personality, a little cannot hang the face at the scene. 才30多岁的人,看起来又是个直肠子性格,当场就有点挂不住脸。 āi āi āi, clever Yan Bao, I am your father ah!” 哎哎哎,乖颜宝,我才是你爸!” Un un.” Yan Bao is perfunctory the nod, you are good Papa......” “嗯嗯。”颜宝敷衍点头,“你是一个好爸爸……” pū chī! 噗嗤 Smiles to spurt a piece at the scene. 当场就笑喷一片 The Wang Yan beautiful, cracks a joke with Father Yan: old brother, my charm is it seems like big, hā hā!” 汪言美得不行,跟颜父开玩笑:“老哥,看来还是我的魅力大,哈哈!” Mother Yan smiling connection: „The little brother level compared with you, the skewered mutton is truly delicious.” 颜母笑眯眯接口:“小哥的水平确实比你强,羊肉串很好吃。” Father Yan is not convinced. 颜父不服气了。 That is because the present tool and material are not good! What I most excel is the natural flagstone ingredients, the craftsmanship of tappasaki can also pass, bakes has not truly done!” “那是因为现在的工具和材料都不行!我最擅长的是天然石板料理,铁板烧的手艺也过得去,烧烤确实没怎么搞过嘛!” Has not waited for Wang Master to speak, Yan Bao wrinkles the light small eyebrow, with voice that self-important tone + speaks in an infantile tone of voice, for the handsome guy brother platform. 没等汪大师吭声,颜宝一皱淡淡的小眉毛,用老气横秋的语气+奶声奶气的嗓音,替帅哥站台。 Papa, you are an Sir, must learn not the good place that engages in introspection itself to make, do not find the excuse for the failure, otherwise steadily not high......” 爸爸,你已经是个大人了,要学会反省自己做的不好的地方,不要为失败找借口,不然长不高的……” pū chī, Wang Yan smiled to spurt. 噗嗤一声,汪言笑喷了。 Listened to the front speech to smile, behind that god transition comes out, immediately breaks the merit, cannot bear again funnily. 原本听着前面的发言就想笑,后面那个神转折一出来,顿时破功,再忍不住好笑。 Over Father Yan 1.70 m, is not very short in that generation, however the present child more leaps up is quicker and more leaps up is higher, the Wang Yan's height has no advantage, not to mention Father Yan. 颜父1米70出头,在那一辈里不算很矮,但是现在的孩子越蹿越快、越蹿越高,汪言的身高都没什么优势,更不用说颜父 Was knocked on the forehead by a biological unmarried girl stick, Father Yan thorough self-closing. 被亲闺女一棍子敲脑门上,颜父彻底自闭了。 Wang Yan rubs the small head of Yan Bao, rewards: Yan Bao is really clever! Goes, sits down to wait, elder brother roasts the chicken wing to you immediately!” 汪言揉揉颜宝的小脑袋,以示奖励:“颜宝真乖!去吧,坐下等着,哥哥马上给你烤鸡翅!” Puts down her to start to be busy at work, speaks thoughtlessly with husband and wife two chats, looks for the stair to Father Yan. 放下她开始忙活,随口和夫妻俩闲聊,给颜父找台阶。 old brother opens the restaurant?” 老哥是开餐厅的?” Right, the shop in Pok Ouanda, is called Yan · Huaishi Creative Restaurant, is my given name, young man has the time to patronize, I treat, I go to the kitchen personally!” “对,店在开福万达,叫做颜·怀石创意餐厅,就是我的本名,小兄弟有时间一定要来光顾一下,我请客,我亲自下厨!” Yan Huaishi is very warm, after sending out the invitation, suddenly thinks that asked: aiyo, excuse me, hasn't consulted young man your name?” 颜怀石挺热情的,发出邀请之后,才突然想起来问:“哎哟,不好意思,还没请教小兄弟你的名字?” Wang Yan, Xingshi first year uni new student|life.” 汪言,星师大一新生。” The Wang Master movement non-stop, the attitude is leisurely and carefree, seeming like is not dedicated, has comfortable and fluent enjoyable. 汪大师动作不停,意态悠闲,看上去并不如何专注,却有种行云流水般的写意。 Yan Huaishi is specialized, sees that gives the thumbs-up to acclaim. 颜怀石是专业的,见状,竖起大拇指赞叹。 „Can Little Bro Wang, your time ah?! The craftsmanship that baking does not amount to something, can practice the degree that you lift a heavy weight as if light like this, when master is not overrated!” 汪小弟,你这功夫可以?!烧烤是不上台面的手艺,能练到你这样举重若轻的程度,当一句大师不为过!” The whole face is curious, directly asked one on the difference: Are you inherited skewer is a vendor, solid educational foundation received from family elders ah? 满脸好奇,就差直接问一句:您是不是祖传的烤串练摊,家学渊源 eldest young smiles modestly: Has not really practiced, ponders over according to the video blindly.” 大少谦虚一笑:“真没怎么练过,都是照着视频瞎琢磨的。” The surrounding person reveals all kinds of expressions immediately. 周围一圈人顿时流露出各种各样的表情。 Having wants to spit, has to have profound respect, has ignorant bi, has unbelievable...... 有想吐的,有肃然起敬的,有懵哔的,有难以置信的…… Like Jade whispered with Little Brother-In-Law on the quiet: „The old boss acting cool skill was getting more and more profound!” 如玉悄悄跟小舅子嘀咕:“老大装哔的功力越来越精深了!” Song Chen shakes the head: You do not understand the genius world.” 宋辰摇摇头:“你不懂天才的世界。” Yan Huaishi is most unbelievable, but accepts most not to have the barrier. 颜怀石是最难以置信的,但又是接受起来最没有障碍的。 „Less than 20 years old of age...... seems like the talent is really astonishing.” “20岁不到的年纪……看来真的是天赋惊人。” I have experienced monster truly, cuts pillar jolts the bucket and so on basic skills not to practice, begins the stir-fried dish, is more delicious than great shifu, making one unable to envy.” “我是真正见识过妖孽的,切墩儿颠勺之类的基本功都没练出来呢,上手炒菜,就是比大师傅好吃,让人嫉妒不来。” Said that cannot envy, but the envying envy of whole face hates. 说是嫉妒不来,可是满脸的羡慕嫉妒恨。 Some master chef endorsements, the Wang Master level did not need to question again, everyone is staring at Wang Yan's skewer eagerly. 有大厨背书,汪大师的水准不用再质疑了,大家都眼巴巴的盯着汪言的烤串 As the fragrance dissipation opens slowly, the increasing number of people were attracted. 随着香气慢慢散逸开,越来越多的人被吸引过来。 Loulou Dumpling they do not want to assemble toward Wang Yan side, but cannot bear curiously, therefore sends Yi Dashuai and Little Dazed to try to find the true situation. 楼楼饺子她们原本不想往汪言身旁凑合的,但又忍不住好奇,于是就打发易大帅小迷糊来探听虚实。 When this wave bakes completes, except giving Yan Bao keep chicken wing and QQ intestines, other was raided by everyone. 等到这波烧烤做好,除去给颜宝留着的鸡翅膀和一根QQ肠,其余的被大家哄抢一空。 Eats the mouth, immediately ass-licking like tide. 一吃到嘴里,立即马屁如潮。 class monitor you good!” 班长你好棒!” Fierce my brother, you suspend to bake the booth to affirm that the business explodes the fire!” “厉害喽我的,你摆个烧烤摊肯定生意爆火!” God, was really fragrant!” “神了,真香!” class monitor are you tired? Do I give you to beat the thump shoulder?” 班长你累不累?我给你捶捶肩?” class monitor are you thirsty? Do I pour water to you?” 班长你渴不渴?我给你倒杯水?” class monitor are you hot? Do I give you fan air fan?” 班长你热不热?我给你扇扇风?” Wang Yan really cannot deal with, hurries to shout Loulou: Quick organization everyone make games anything, do not put my here to be in the way! To eat anything to have, today I give everyone to serve!” 汪言实在应付不过来,赶紧喊楼楼:“快组织大家做个游戏什么的,别搁我这儿碍事!想吃什么都有,今天我给大家服务!” oh yea!!!” 奥耶!!!” class monitor your so handsome!!!” 班长好帅!!!” All collective cheers, happy. 全班集体欢呼,开心得不行。 Just sent the female students, welled up many tourists. 刚打发走女生们,又涌过来好多游客。 Polite, is asking: Small can handsome guy, sell us to order the food? We join in the fun.” 客气点的,是问:“小帅哥,能不能卖我们点食材?我们凑个热闹。” Alternatively: handsome guy, can that side stove borrow?” 或者是:“帅哥,那边的炉子可以借用一下么?” Plays outside, happy most important, with the person convenient matter, the reason that Wang Yan has not consented. 在外面玩,开心最重要,与人方便的事儿,汪言没有不应允的理由。 The speaker shouted: That side two circular furnace you use casually, supplying for oneself the food is good. Is willing to make games, to sing with us together, similarly welcome, everyone please as one likes!” 扬声喊:“那边的两个圆炉你们随便用,自备食材就好。愿意和我们一同做做游戏、唱唱歌的,同样欢迎,大家请自便!” aiya, thank you thank you, too thanked!” 哎呀,谢谢谢谢,太感谢了!” Everyone expressed thanks, full of enthusiasm joined in the fun. 大家纷纷致谢,兴致勃勃的去凑热闹。 However the person more than one, are really what marvel has. 但是人一多,真的是什么奇葩都有。 Has middle-aged big sister righteous asking: Small handsome guy, did you sell to us to roast the good skewered mutton directly? One skewer gives you 5 dollars, you do not owe.” 有个中年大姐理直气壮的问:“小帅哥,你直接卖给我们烤好的羊肉串呗?一串给你五块钱,你不亏。” Good to hang Lin Weiwei and Fu Yushi air/Qi smiles. 好悬把林薇薇傅雨诗气笑。 Wang Yan is actually very tranquil, plants the vitality/angry to be unworthy with that strange action, courteous restrained returns to one to knock it off. 汪言倒是平静得很,和那种奇行种生气不值得,有礼有节的回一句拉倒。 I am willing to serve to my schoolmates , because has the sentiment, everyone is happy I to be happy, indifferently face. We live in 25 top suites, is the money that I pay, you want to draw cash to buy me to serve, a little unconsidered.” “我愿意给我的同学们服务,是因为有感情在,大家开心我就开心,无所谓面子不面子。我们住25间顶级套房,都是我个人出的钱,您想拿钱买我服务,有点欠考虑。” That middle-aged big sister must support by the resentment is not glad, wants to puncture two evidently again. 那中年大姐被怼得挺不乐意的,看样子还想再刺回来两句。 Actually held on by the companion, compensates to say sorry at the same time, carries off forcefully. 却被同伴一把拉住,赔笑说着“对不起”的同时,硬生生拉走。 Does you? The child is so crazy......” “干嘛呀你?那小孩那么狂……” In others watch million, were you insane?” “人家一块表上百万,你是不是疯了?” „, Do I ask sell, does not sell to knock it off, how can? Really......” “嘁,我就问问卖不卖,不卖拉倒,能怎么样嘛?真是的……” The dialogue submerges to make noise, has not pounded any water splash. 对话淹没在喧嚣中,没有砸出任何水花。 The Wang Yan's strength, in addition the calm processing mode, making very much the breeze that one may sweep everyone interest extinguish in invisible. 汪言的实力,再加上冷静的处理方式,让一场很有可能扫掉大家兴致的小风波消弭于无形之中。 Then like, turns the head to call everyone nothing happened immediately: Comes, lines up, wants to eat anything to grasp, brother are most here stands for 30 minutes to you!” 然后就像什么都没发生一样,马上转头招呼大家:“来来来,排队排队,想吃什么都抓紧,最多在这儿给你们站30分钟!” The male student female students exploded immediately. 男生女生们顿时都炸了。 Great King understands clearly!” 大王圣明!” class monitor I love you! I must live the monkey to you!” 班长我爱你!我要给你生猴子!” We do not select, roast anything to eat anything!” “我们不挑,烤什么吃什么!” Wang Yan smiles: That line, do not come to add to the chaos ah, is good to be fun your!” 汪言就笑:“那行,都别过来添乱,好好玩你们的!” Receives!” “收到!” Everyone responded with one voice. 大家齐声回应。 Including extremely repugnant Flat Wittle Pwincess' Dumpling they, applaud to cheer to Wang Yan crazily. 包括极其讨厌平之小公举的饺子她们,都对汪言疯狂鼓掌欢呼。 Fu Yushi admires full of admiration, asked Wang Yan: Doggy, I am really hard to imagine you to stand in front of the grill do this matter, you will not feel......, falls the share?” 傅雨诗佩服得五体投地,问汪言:“狗子,我是真的难以想象你会站在烤架前面干这种事儿,你不会觉得……呃,掉份儿么?” What do you think?” “你想什么呢?” Wang Yan cannot help laughing. 汪言哑然失笑。 Big rich and powerful people same will make the dinner to the lover, changes the diaper for the child, holds the old schoolmate of being drunk to spit in front of the urinal. “大富豪一样会给爱人做晚餐,为孩子换尿布,扶着喝醉酒的老同学在便池前面吐。 Pays little laborious, can let everyone happy matter, why doesn't do? 付出一点点辛苦,就能让所有人都开心的事,为什么不做? Comes out to play to relax, carrying the rack is tired. 出来玩是为了放松,端着架子多累。 Your ah, the Wittle Pwincess burden is too heavy! ” ,小公举包袱太重!” Was cracking a joke to criticize one by Eldest Young Wang, Fu Yushi has nothing discontentedly, is setting upright the thumb, incarnation small ditzy girl. 汪大少开着玩笑批评一句,傅雨诗却没有任何不满,竖着大拇指,化身小迷妹 Doggy brother, you can!” 狗子,你可以的!” Lin Weiwei has not said anything, actually smiles specially beautifully, in the eye has one to wipe faintly proudly. 林薇薇没说什么,却笑得特别明媚,眼睛里隐隐有一抹自豪。 The concrete mood is too complex, does not guess. 具体情绪太复杂,不猜也罢。 ...... …… Wang Yan said that only roasts for 30 minutes, actually has not basically left the outdoor shop, the rest in the , who in the class has also come „a list, can be satisfied. 汪言说是只烤30分钟,其实基本就没离开过摊子,休息也就是在附近,班里谁来“点单”,都能得到满足。 The female students love dearly Wang Yan to be laborious, one after another delivers warm, sending that the friend circle does not ask for money. 女生们心疼汪言辛苦,一波又一波的来送温暖,朋友圈更是不要钱的发。 Sending must say how our class monitor. 发必言“我们班长如何如何”。 Dumpling sang to sing half, coy circling to Wang Yan in front , the love song is singing to Doggy, finally must come one again: Is thanks class monitor to be laborious, smelly scum boy, do not think!” 饺子唱歌唱到一半,扭扭捏捏的绕到汪言面前,情歌对着狗子唱,最后非得再来一句:“是感谢班长辛苦的,臭渣男,别多想!” tsk tsk...... 啧啧…… Lin Weiwei and Fu Yushi are sighing silently, in the heart has some understanding suddenly. 林薇薇傅雨诗默默感叹着,心中突然生出一些理解。 Personality charm is placed in that the little girls will like, is normal. 人格魅力摆在那,人家小女孩会喜欢,再正常不过。 Wang Yan has done very well from the aspect in the control, really has no way to make excessive demands anything again. 汪言在控制距离方面已经做得很好了,真没法再苛求什么。 This acid is sour. 只是,该酸还是要酸的。 Fu Yushi low voice whisper: Leaves about to flash everywhere, real dregs!”. 傅雨诗小声嘀咕:“到处乱放闪,真渣!”。 Lin Weiwei mold vague sticks to hear a dregs character, silently nod. 林薇薇模糊糊听到一个渣字,默默点头。 Receives your damn charm quickly especially, Scumbag Wang! 快特么收起你那该死的魅力,渣渣汪
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