LSD :: Volume #2

#185: What do you shake?


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The Wang Yan front apology has is sincere and looks like one to sprout/moe the stupid chuuni young male student much purely, behind that other puts on airs the lethality is turning time rises upward. 汪言前面的道歉有多么诚恳、多像一个单纯萌蠢的中二小男生,后面那句“别臭美”的杀伤力就翻着倍的往上涨。 However is Wang Yan pure? 然而汪言单纯么? Un, yes. 嗯,是的。 In any case, He Miaomiao is deep remembered the spicy poisonous male student. 反正,何苗苗是深深的记住了辣个有毒的男生。 When she returns to the square formation, the side encircles a ticket schoolmate immediately, inquired: Miaomiao, what small handsome guy finally said is what ah?” 当她回到方阵中,身旁立即围上来一票同学,纷纷打听:“苗苗,小帅哥最后说的是什么?” No, no.” “没,没什么。” The He Miaomiao heart said: I do not tell you, is very honorable? 何苗苗心道:我才不要告诉你们呢,很光荣么? Finally such a conceals, the female students made up immediately on the brain. 结果这么一掩饰,女生们顿时就脑补开了。 „! Really vindicated?” “哇!难道是真的表白了?” My gruel you?!” “我稀饭你?!” „Are you really beautiful?” “你真美?” Not is right! Definitely is can add a good friend?” “不对不对!肯定是‘能加个好友么’?” Without is so long?” “没那么长吧?” Brain hole ah! The schoolmates, open wide your brains!” “脑洞!同学们,把你们的脑洞开起来!” hā hā, is that...... the previous place sees?” 哈哈,那就是……老地方见?” How isn't long time no see?” “怎么不是‘好久不见’?” „Are you good?” “你还好么?” I also love you!” “我还爱你!” Son is very good......” “儿子很好……” The He Miaomiao eye stares, whiz the raising up claw, patted ruthlessly. 何苗苗眼睛一瞪,嗖的竖起爪子,狠狠拍了过去。 travel class a piece is lively, after class one actually a little gloomy cloud and sorrowful fog meaning. 旅游一片热闹,经一班却有点愁云惨雾的意思。 Ended ended, our class monitor must be pounded pulling by the young prostitutes of others family/home......” “完了完了,咱们的班长要被别人家的小婊砸给牵走了……” Do not talk nonsense!” Bai Zijiao is not convinced, class monitor does not have that meaning to her, haven't you seen ah? You were really attractive had not said!” “别胡说!”白子姣不服气,“班长对她没那种意思,你没看到?一句‘你真漂亮’都没说!” To ah to ah! class monitor multi- man ah?! Because there are girlfriend, therefore even if quest, is not willing saying that is rare?” “对班长多爷们?!因为有女朋友,所以哪怕是任务,都不肯说出口,多难得?” Everyone thinks, feels reasonable, therefore even more admires Wang Yan. 大家想想,都觉得有道理,所以愈发佩服汪言 The pressure that however He Miaomiao creates, actually without easily diverges. 但是何苗苗所带来的压力,却没有那么轻易散去。 That woman background is good, on face on neck, only then a sun-screening, but still resulted in attractively does not make sense, especially that skin, playing musical instruments may broken as, is white and tender. 姑娘底子太好,脸上脖子上只有一层防晒,可是仍旧漂亮得不像话,尤其那皮肤,吹弹可破似的,又白又嫩。 Headed by Bai Zijiao and Tang Butian several class one beautiful women, a little are heavyhearted. 白子姣唐不甜为首的几位经一班美女,都有点忧心忡忡。 How actually really does not fear Wang Yan, the sentiment is not after all deep, what are more is only not convinced and is unwilling. 其实也不是真怕汪言怎么着,感情毕竟没那么深,更多的只是不服气、不甘心。 The female students pile, dark stamp comparison, forever is the mainstreams. 女生堆儿里,暗戳戳的比较,永远都是主流。 ...... …… Wang Yan calm face Yan Chuan instructor, silently reviewed the performance just now, thought that can hit 95 points to oneself. 汪言坦然的面阎川教官,心里默默对刚才的表现复盘,觉得可以给自己打95分。 Moreover that 5 points buckle in the expression control, could try to be proud, perhaps her response is more interesting than the present. 另外那五分是扣在表情控制上,或许可以试试再骄傲一点的,说不定她的反应比现在更有趣。 Good, matter had ended, does not need to think again, trains! 好吧,事情已经结束,没必要再想,训练训练! Not as everyone expected, seem very specially ominous, cold Instructor Yan, unexpectedly anything had not said that but sizes up Wang Yan several up and down, lets off gently. 出乎所有人意料的,看上去特别凶、特别冷的阎教官,居然什么都没说,只是上下打量汪言几眼,就轻轻放过。 Returns to the unit!” “归队!” Yes!” “是!” All have, the jogging homing, takes Wang Yan as the platoon guide, dress right!” “全体都有,跑步归位,以汪言为排头,向右看齐!” Other 7 male students sweat profusely runs, one by one lines up in formation. 其余七个男生大汗淋漓的跑回来,一一列队。 While the time of emulation, is staring at Wang Yan stubbornly, almost pokes several holes him. 趁着看齐的功夫,死死盯着汪言,差点把他戳出好几个窟窿。 Song Chen has both admiration and worry, Xu Tianci has both envy and jealousy, Gao Hu's eyes were flaring with fire. 宋辰是既崇拜又担忧,徐天赐是既羡慕又嫉妒,高虎的眼睛里嗖嗖直冒火 Said objectively, without Wang Yan withstand/top in front, they possibly before will soon run upon, helpless stopping in front of female student square formation. 客观的说,如果没有汪言顶在前面,他们可能在即将撞上之前,就已经不知所措的停在女生方阵前面了。 If really occurrence that situation, definitely loses face than the present. 如果真的发生那种情况,肯定比现在丢人。 However thanked Wang Yan anything...... was impossible! 但是感谢汪言什么的……根本不可能! You kidnap the female student square formation us, then oneself skin flirt went, throws us there is surrounded is suffered...... son of a bitch ah! 你丫把我们拐带进女生方阵,然后自个儿皮一下撩妹去了,把我们扔在那里被围观受折磨……王八蛋 Song Chen was sexually harassed a complaint by the female students, it can be imagined, are others also possibly grateful? 宋辰都被女生们调戏出一身怨念,可想而知,其余人又怎么可能心生感激? That Gao Hu most is angry, along turning to lose face, stands in the female student square formation, was directed and smiled by various types cannot raise the head. 高虎是最生气的一个,顺拐丢了大人,站在女生方阵里,被各种指指点点、笑得抬不起头来。 Then looks that helplessly Wang Yan flirt shows off, the air/Qi resulted in the tooth soon to bite. 然后又眼睁睁看着汪言撩妹出风头,气得牙都快要咬碎了。 Bacon in wrote in «Essays»: people can allow strangers to gain fame and fortune, but they can never forgive the rise of a person they know. 培根在《培根论人生》里写道:人可以允许一个陌生人的发迹,却绝不能原谅一个身边人的上升 In the psychology theory, this is called False Uniqueness Effect. 在心理学理论中,这叫做虚假独特性效应 —— person always habit looks high own eyes, look at others lowly first-grade, particularly the side familiar person, satisfies to improve the self-image by this psychological demand. ——人总是习惯高看自己一眼,低看别人一等,尤其是身边熟悉的人,以此来满足提升自我形象的心理需求。 The set here, is most appropriate. 套在此处,最恰当不过。 Before Gao Hu had just pressed a Wang Yan head, thought that this young master was mediocre, was the self-satisfied time. 之前高虎刚刚“压过”汪言一头,觉得这位少爷不过如此,正是志得意满的时候。 Finally immediately had/left the ocean, opposite party actually Flushed with Success, instructor not only has not continued to punish the opposite party, even also makes that fellow make the platoon guide...... 结果马上就出了大洋相,对方却春风得意,教官不但没有继续惩罚对方,甚至还让那家伙做排头…… Can this endure? 这能忍? Therefore more looked that Wang Yan is less pleasing to the eyes. 于是越看汪言越不顺眼。 However now is not doing accounts time, has to suppress. 但是现在不是算账的时候,只好憋着。 Then some time, Instructor Yan has not done what trick again, but gives them to correct the movement repeatedly. 接下来一段时间,阎教官没有再搞什么幺蛾子,只是给他们反复纠正动作。 Catches up is not actually difficult correctly, what is difficult is constant correct catching up, making the body remember that standard.” “正确发力其实不难,难的是始终如一的正确发力,让身体记住那种标准。” Our time are not enough, therefore you can only diligently and be more assiduous, overruns, or was eliminated!” “我们的时间不够,所以你们只能更努力、更刻苦,冲过去,或者被淘汰!” Then, 30 minutes of parade step decomposition movement training! The preparation...... lifts the right leg!” “接下来,30分钟正步分解动作训练!预备……抬右腿!” Instep stretches straight, stretches straight!” “脚面绷直,绷直!” Left arm steady! Good......” “左臂架稳!好……” Un? Wang Yan, what do you shake?!” “嗯?汪言,你晃什么?!” Instructor Yan is giving everyone to check the detail back and forth, sudden said Wang Yan. 阎教官正在来回给大家纠察细节,突然一眼把汪言叨出来。 Wang Yan hears Yanlian one white, is clenching teeth , to continue to insist, the body actually shook fiercely. 汪言闻言脸一白,咬着牙,继续坚持,身体却晃得更厉害了。 A night does not rest, insolation one under the hot sun in the morning, massive perspiration, to anybody are the drastic effects. 一夜不睡,又在烈日下暴晒一上午,大量出汗,对任何人都是巨大的影响。 Although made up the sleep/felt of two hour at noon, but does that enough do? 虽然中午补了两个小时的觉,但那够干什么的? From awaking to start, Wang Yan thought that is dizzy fiercely, again facing the so very intensive training, can insist that now does not break down, has been depending on the will to support painstakingly. 从睡醒开始,汪言就觉得头晕得厉害,再面对如此高强度的训练,能坚持到现在不趴窝,已然是在靠毅力苦撑。 Yan Chuan knits the brows, not only somewhat discontented, and is very regrettable. 阎川皱皱眉,既有些不满,又很遗憾。 What a pity. 可惜了。 Looked that stature, looks at the guts color, thinks this is a good seedling to come, who becomes thinks that the physical ability is so unexpectedly bad! 身材、看胆色,原本以为这是一个好苗子来着,谁成想体能居然这么差! Shakes the head, no longer manages Wang Yan , to continue to shout the worker's chant. 摇摇头,不再管汪言,继续喊号子。 Good, falls to the ground, trades the support leg!” “好,落地,换支撑腿!” 30 minutes later, Wang Yan sweat, looking pale, unexpectedly is in 8 people worst-performing. 30分钟下来,汪言一身大汗,面色苍白,居然是八个人里面表现最差的。 Although others practice the whole body to be sore, but at least not that empty. 其余人虽然都练得浑身酸疼,但是至少没那么虚。 When instructor rests same place for 10 minutes, everyone sits immediately, knocks the leg and shoulder, then turns head, sees only Wang Yan to lie down in the lawn, breathing heavily of huu haa huu haa. 等到教官一声“原地休息十分钟”,大家立即坐下来,敲敲腿、松松肩,然后一扭头,就只见汪言已经躺在草坪上,呼哧呼哧的喘着粗气。 In the Xu Tianci eye flashes through a self-satisfaction, in the heart chuckled. 徐天赐眼里闪过一丝得意,心中窃喜。 Finally had one thing to press you, you are not strong! 终于有一样东西压过你了,你也没有那么强嘛! As for Gao Hu...... that at all is not self-satisfied, but is carefree that the full belt/bring disdains. 至于高虎……那根本不是得意,而是满带不屑的畅快。 brothers, your physical ability, but also dares to keep thinking to be the standard-bearer? Just lifted the flagpole, hit side to blow gale, following bro brothers at present a flower:? Taken the lead?” 兄弟,就你这体能,还敢惦记当旗手?刚把旗杆举起来,打旁边刮来一阵大风,后面的兄们眼前一花:诶?领头的呢?” Carefully looks, hey, hit in the female student square formation to go, apologized with others young woman!” “仔细一看,嘿,撞女生方阵里面去了,跟人家小姑娘赔礼道歉呢!” Gao Hu's is caustic and mean, in the stamp Wang Yan with that scene of He Miaomiao apology, several male students had not just borne a moment ago, smiles to spurt. 高虎的尖酸刻薄,刚好戳中刚才汪言何苗苗道歉的那一幕场景,好几个男生没忍住,笑喷了。 hā hā hā!” 哈哈哈!” Brother Hu, you have the talent!” 虎哥,你有才!” I go! Good has the picture feeling...... hā hā hā hā!” “我去!好有画面感……哈哈哈哈!” Wang Yan how, Song Chen has not fallen the hat, suddenly stood. 汪言没怎么着,宋辰把帽子一摔,突然站了起来。
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