Wang Yanhas not treated, puts down the water, urgedoneto pay attention toeveryone'sphysical conditionwithLoulou, quickwithdraws the male studentsquare formation.汪言没多待,放下水,跟楼楼叮嘱一声注意大家的身体状况,很快就撤回男生方阵。Comes back, thisclassadds the youngmale students of next doorclassto stare athimto lookwith the admirelook.
一回来,本班加隔壁班的小男生们都用崇拜的眼神盯着他看。„brother, youare really fierce!”
“哥,你真猛!”Howto say?
怎么说?Senseless, Wang Yanwas praisedto stare.
没头没脑的,汪言被夸得一愣。„Do so manyfemale students, youreallydareto clashtowardin?”
“那么多女生,你真敢往里冲?”„UnderSunpunishes by forcing to stand for onehour, do you have the strengthto carry the water?”
“大太阳底下罚站一个小时,你还有力气拎水?”„Iwas quickcome undone the skinhotly, howBrother Wang haven't youfeltah?”
“我都快热秃噜皮了,汪哥你怎么一点没感觉啊?”Wang Yantwists offoneselfthatbottle of water, the thumpthumpone breathfillshalfbottle, thenlooks atthatgoods: „Do youresembleare not silly? Don't Ihave the appearance of feelingprobably?”汪言拧开自己那瓶水,咕咚咕咚一口气灌掉半瓶,才回头看那货:“你似不似傻?我像是没感觉的样子吗?”Yeah, the sweatflowsfrom the hairdirectlyoutward, neckbackweta piece.
可不是么,汗水从头发里直接往外流,脖子后背湿漉漉一片。Thatbuddiesputs on a long face, returnssaid: „big brother, youhave a look atusagain!”
那哥们哭丧着脸,回道:“大哥,你再看看我们!”Whatis most miserablewaslittle fattyHu Liang, the pants crotchentiresoaks.
呃,最惨的是小胖子胡亮,裤裆整个湿透了。
After yellow-greenarmy training uniformwas moistenedby the water, is greenbecomes dark, looksspeciallyfunny.黄绿色的军训服被水打湿以后,绿得发黑,看起来特别搞笑。Where others do not have to gowell, camouflagehalfsleevealldripping wet.
其余的人也没好到哪去,迷彩半截袖全都水淋淋的。„Ok, everyoneis similar, then, can only go to the strongbraceby the will.”
“行吧,大家都差不多,接下来,只能靠毅力去强撑。”Wang Yansees the schoolmatesill and wearyfacial expression, felt that this wayis not the good deed, immediatelyperformsto have the class monitorresponsibility, restrainsthemto rest.汪言看到同学们恹恹的神情,感觉这样下去不是什么好事,马上尽起班长的职责,约束他们休息。„Come, everyonerelaxesas far as possible, let alone the words, the deep breath, a multi-recoverypointis.”
“来,大家尽量放松,别说话,深呼吸,多恢复一点是一点。”„The nexthalf range will be more unendurable, could not insist the time of mustpay attentionto protect itselfgood.”
“下半程可能会更难熬,坚持不下去的时候一定要注意保护好自己。”Mostschoolmates are very grateful , some peoplethink otherwise, curls the lipsecretly.
大部分同学都很感激,也有个别人不以为然,暗自撇嘴。Isnormal, thinksto know,specialtyseveral hundredpeople, not possibleeach oneto knowgood and bad, gets on well with others.
算是正常吧,想想都知道,一个专业几百人,不可能个个都知道好赖,都合群。Wang Yanhad not seen that has not felt, sitsto close one's eyes, supplementphysical strength.汪言没看到也没感觉到,坐下来闭上眼,补充体力。
The relaxation timearrives, instructorblows a whistleto shout the worker's chantimmediately.
休息时间一到,教官马上吹哨喊号子。„Allhave, set!”
“全体都有,集合!”Alsois a turmoil of waris in chaotic situation.
又是一阵兵荒马乱鸡飞狗跳。
The Wang Yan'ssquare formationtogethercomprised of the economicaltwoclass and accountanttwoclass and hoteltwoclass.汪言的方阵是由经济两个班、会计两个班、酒店两个班共同组成的。
In is not ripe, looks forlocationsquirtssimplygets the hell out, once for a while„bang”onehitstogether, hurtslooks fierce, thencontinuesto scurry about.
互相之间都不熟,找位置时简直唧里滚蛋的,时不时就“砰”的一下撞一块儿,疼得龇牙咧嘴的,然后继续乱窜。Standswith great difficulty, instructorhas startedonlineirritable.
好不容易站好,教官已然开始在线暴躁。„Twoarmgrip, the naturesagging, both handsput on seaming, grip! grip! gripgripgrip!”
“两臂夹紧,自然下垂,双手放于裤缝上,夹紧!夹紧!夹紧夹紧夹紧!”Scolding of machine-gun, activatedLike Jade'sto complain the impulsionfinally.
连珠炮似的呵斥,终于激活了如玉的吐槽冲动。„Person not tightah......”
“人就不紧啊……”Quietlyquietlyattitude, only thennext doorseveralbrothershear, at that timehad not bornesmile, suppressesto cough.
悄声悄气儿的,只有隔壁几个兄弟听到,当时就没忍住笑,憋得咳嗽起来。Pūandpū...... cough cough!
噗、噗……咳咳!„Comes out! Do youandyou, whatsmile? When training, the orderisall! To smile, files the report!”
“出来!你、你,笑什么呢?训练时,命令就是一切!想笑,打报告!”
The instructortiger the faceis uncovering the twounluckyegg, oneisSichuan Brat, oneisDutch Bean.教官虎着脸揪出两个倒霉蛋,一个是川娃,一个是荷兰豆。„Come, toldeveryone, what did yousmile?”
“来,告诉大家,你笑什么呢?”Thatdefinitelycannotsayah!
那肯定不能说啊!„Didn't say? Push-uppreparation!”
“不说是吧?俯卧撑预备!”Twounluckychildrenjustlay, instructorchanged the ideasuddenly: „And other meetings, firststand at attention!”
俩倒霉孩子刚趴下去,教官突然改了主意:“等会,先立正!”Sichuan BratandDutch Beanperplexedstands, sees onlyinstructorto arrive in the formation, about an inspection.川娃和荷兰豆不明所以的站起来,只见教官来到队列里,左右一阵巡视。„You, leave ranks!”
“你,出列!”firstwas clutched, is Like Jade......第一个被揪出来的,正好是如玉……
wasn't emmm, whatgoodmatterit is estimated that evil will be requited with evil?
emmm,估计不会是什么好事儿,恶有恶报了吧?Then, instructorproceedsto walk slowly and aimlesslyonestep, juststandsinWang Yan and Xu Tiancimiddle, aboutis sizing up.
接下来,教官又往前踱一步,刚好站在汪言和徐天赐的中间,左右打量着。Eldest Young Wangat heartonetight, butin the surfaceis even more calm, looks at each otheronewithinstructor, the visionis firmandhonest, likegoodsoldierappearance.汪大少心里一紧,但是面上越发镇定,与教官对视一眼,目光坚定而又正直,像极了好兵模样。instructornodsslightly, thenturns the head, observes closelyXu Tianci: „You, leave ranks!”教官微微颔首,然后一转头,盯住徐天赐:“你,出列!”Xu Tianci:(?)!徐天赐:(?)!Forassorted?!
为什嘛?!Depending onassorted?!
凭什嘛?!Wooden the reason, instructorIam glad!
木得理由,教官我乐意!„Yourtwo, lies down!”
“你们两个,躺好!”Like JadeandXu Tianciput on a long faceto look at each other in blank dismay, butdoes not dareto revolt, has the little darlingto lie down.如玉和徐天赐哭丧着脸面面相觑,但是又不敢反抗,只得乖乖躺好。„Twoarmgrip, both handsputintrousersonline!”
“两臂夹紧,双手放于裤线上!”Complying.
照做。TheninstructorthenlookstoSichuan BratwithDutch Bean.
然后教官才回头望向川娃跟荷兰豆。„Goes, the facetouches cheeks, supports! Likeskissing/betrothal, althoughyoulie!”
“去吧,脸贴着脸,撑好!喜欢亲,你就尽管趴下去!”Fourpaincompelled the child-like featuresto frightengreen.
四个苦逼孩子脸都吓绿了。Igo!
我去!instructoryoureallyhave the method!教官你真有招儿!Everyone of watching the funreallycannot hold, buthas tosuppress, shakeswithshaking chaff.
看热闹的大家实在憋不住,但是又不得不憋着,一个个抖得跟筛糠似的。WhenSichuan BratandDutch Beanirritablelies, thatscenewas funnier.
等到川娃和荷兰豆别别扭扭的趴下去,那场面就更搞笑了。Sichuan Bratluckis good, underisXu Tianci, withoutthatuglydid not say, the Sichuan Bratphysical strengthis also good, is not worried unable to supportvery much.川娃运气还好,底下是徐天赐,没那么丑不说,川娃本身体力也好,不是很担心撑不住。Dutch Beanis facingLike Jade......荷兰豆面对着如玉……emmm, thatsmalllookis panic-stricken, wantsonly the chickenchild in wind and rain.
emmm,那小眼神惊恐的,想只风雨中的小鸡崽。Beaniejustcould not bearturn head, was scoldedbyinstructor.豆儿刚忍不住扭头,就被教官骂了。„Whatheadturns? Looking at each other! Brave, the realmanwasjust!”
“扭什么头?对视!勇敢点,真男人就是要刚!”Dutch Beanwas aboutto cry......荷兰豆都快哭了……Ispecialjustno onewantjusthisah!
我特么刚谁都不想刚他啊!Like Jadethisgoods, the skin is actually very fair and clear, steadilydāng dāngtimeis very delicate, however...... hebasicallydoes not have the safetime!如玉这货吧,其实皮肤很白净,稳稳当当的时候特别清秀,但是呢……丫基本就没有稳当的时候!Especiallywinksandpartlysmiles, thatcallsdreadfulfrivolous air.
尤其是挤眉弄眼、半笑不笑的时候,那叫一个猥琐骚气。Whatis most fearfulis...... thisgoodspersoncomesinsanely!
最最最可怕的是……这货人来疯!
The people more than one, display the desire unable to control, anythingdares to do.
人一多,表现欲望就控制不住,啥都敢干。At this moment, is gazing by the entiresquare formationandnearbysquare formation the person, Like Jadecould not bearshow off, winkstoDutch Bean, suddenlyhonk a lower jaw.
此刻,被整个方阵和旁边方阵的人注视着,如玉又没忍住嘚瑟,冲荷兰豆一挤眼,突然嘟一下嘴。Seemed like saying......
就好像是在说……Come!...... I!
来嘛!中……我嘛!
A Dutch Beanblack face, visiblebecomespurple, an Adam's appletrundle, seems likemayspitanytime.荷兰豆一张黑脸,肉眼可见的变紫,喉结一阵滚动,似乎是随时都有可能吐出来。Like Jadestupidlycomparedimmediately, the expressionbecomesincomparablypanic-stricken, the smalllookstaresobserves closely the mouth of Dutch Beanstiffly, the whole bodylike the dead dog.如玉顿时傻比了,表情变得无比惊恐,小眼神直勾勾的盯住荷兰豆的嘴,浑身僵硬如死狗。
The cauldron, Iam wrong, youstand firm, do not fluster!
大锅,我错啦,您稳住,别慌!
......
……Emma, is not good!艾玛,不行了!Wang Yanreallycould not bear, felt that suppresses to certainlypull outagain.汪言实在忍不住了,感觉再这么憋下去准得抽。Theninthisinstance, Squirrelraises handto shoutonesuddenly: „Report!”
然后就在这个瞬间,松鼠突然举手大喊一声:“报告!”„Said!”
“说!”„instructorIwantto smile!”
“教官我想笑!”„Smiles!”
“笑!”„wa hā hā hā hā hā hāhā hā hā hā...... aiyomotherhā hā hā hā hā......”
“哇哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈……哎哟妈呀哈哈哈哈哈……”Covers the bellyto bend the waist, wipestears, smiles the fullforeheadheavy lineinstructor.
捂着肚子弯着腰,直抹眼泪,把教官笑出满脑门黑线。„Smilesto suffice?”
“笑够没有?”„...... Enough!”
“呃……够了!”„Restoration!”
“复原!”Squirrelthrows the corneroneto stand, the smilereceivesimmediately, onlyremains the corners of the mouthstillto tic.松鼠扑棱一下站直,笑容顿时一收,只剩嘴角还在抽抽。
The brotherspartnersreallycould not bearagain, does yourlovinglet!兄弟伙们是真的再也忍不住了,你爱让不让吧!„hā hā hā hā hā......”
“哈哈哈哈哈……”„kā kā kākā kā kā......”
“咔咔咔喀喀喀……”„Hiahiahiahiahiahiahia......”
“hiahiahiahiahiahiahia……”Student in halfdrill groundinlookedtowardhere,feltbumps intoonecrowd of sillyah?
半个操场上的学生都在往这边看,感觉是不是碰到一群沙雕啊?
......
……
After 20minute, time that Sichuan BratandDutch Beanwere called, fourmelonbabiesareliving of facedo not have the love.二十分钟后,川娃和荷兰豆被叫起来的时候,四个瓜娃子都是一脸的生无可恋。Returning to the unittime, Sichuan Brat, Dutch BeanandXu Tiancitheirthreehitto shake.
归队的时候,川娃、荷兰豆、徐天赐他们三个直打晃。EspeciallyXu Tianci, walkswhilewipestears.
尤其是徐天赐,一边走一边抹眼泪。Everyonewondered, Xu Tianciyourpeacefullies down for 20minutes, do youshake a lantern?
大家就纳了闷了,徐天赐你安安静静躺20分钟,你晃个灯笼呢?little fattyasked, the Xu Tianciexpressioncollapsedimmediately. DamnZhang Yiwei, inMMPearly morningat leastatehalf a headgarlic! Smokes the fatherstraightdrippingtears...... ”小胖子一问,徐天赐的表情顿时崩了。狗日的张易伟,MMP的一大早上至少吃了半头蒜!熏得老子直淌眼泪……”Smilesto fall face downall of a suddenseveral.
得,一下子又笑趴下好几个。Punishedto punishluckily, instructorhas not haggled overagain, startsto leadeveryoneto study the parade step.
幸好罚都罚完了,教官没再计较,开始带大家学正步。
The firststeplifts the armraising legsstaticstand, isonesuffersperson'strainingspecially.第一步是举胳膊抬腿静站,又是一项特别折磨人的训练。
The drillat noon, everyonetiredwas all miserable.
操练到中午,大家全都累惨了。Wheninstructororders, shouted„collectivedismisses”time, the square formationhas not dispersed, breaks downcollectively.
当教官一声令下,喊出“集体解散”的时候,方阵没散,集体趴窝。Inthis, Eldest Young Wangstill the straightform, seemedspeciallyremarkable.
在这中间,汪大少仍旧笔挺的身影,就显得特别引人注意了。Female studentpassing by in twos and threesnot far away, greetedwithWang Yan.
不远处的女生三三俩俩的路过,纷纷和汪言打招呼。„class monitor, thank youyourwater......”
“班长,谢谢你的水……”„Can class monitor, eat mealat noontogether?”
“班长,中午要不要一起吃饭?”„Toah, wehappen tomustgo to the cafeteria, brings something from the kitchen to the tableto be goodtoyou?”
“对啊,我们正好要去食堂,给你打饭好不好?”„class monitor, Ibroughtonebag of whiteLifrom the native place, lateryoutaste!”
“班长,我从老家带来了一袋白梨,待会你尝尝!”Are lyingmale students, no matter the local official of thisclass, enviedinsanely.
趴着的男生们,不管本班的外班的,都羡慕疯了。
When envies the envyhates, everyoneis puzzling.
羡慕妒忌恨之余,大家又百思不得其解。Isn'ttwobox of water?!
不就是两箱水吗?!Youas for?!
你们至于么?!
In the next two days, weadapt, wealsotoah that youdeliver!
等到明后天,我们适应过来,我们也会给你们送的啊!
The melonbaby who like thiswill think, gets what one deservesyousingle.
会这样想的瓜娃子,活该你们单身。
Is that the issue of a bottlewater?
那是一瓶水的问题么?
The personaltruismhas, whatis beautifulisthatface!
人无我有,美的是那份面子!
Does tomorrowhave?明天都有?Whocherishes!
谁稀罕!
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