LSD :: Volume #2

#168: Eats lemon solution Shu


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Wang Yan goes out, sees only Sichuan Brat helpless standing not to dare to go in others entrance, but Little Brother-In-Law have please entered the bedroom forcefully...... 汪言一出门,只见川娃手足无措的站在人家门口不敢进去,而小舅子则已经被强行请进寝室…… How to have Monk Tang please enter the plate silk hole general regards the feeling? 啧,怎么有种唐僧被请进盘丝洞一般的既视感? Smiles badly, enhances some volumes slightly, shouted to Sichuan Brat: Starts a journey to return to the palace!” 坏笑一下,稍微提高一些音量,冲川娃喊:“起驾回宫!” Sichuan Brat smiles xī xī should with: Good!” 川娃嘻嘻应和:“好嘞!” Chief Wang shakes the head. 汪总直摇头。 If this Like Jade here, will come one in Saint to return to the palace at the scene, the Little Chen little slow child, starts a journey!” 这要是如玉在这儿,当场就会来一句“圣上要回宫,小辰子小徐子,起驾!” That called the platoon the surface. 那才叫有排面。 The nearby finds out many heads, whose coming to see is such show off, dares the female bedroom, when harem. 附近探出不少脑袋,来看是谁这么嘚瑟,敢把女寝当后宫 Vision looking at each other, Wang Yan still smiled hē hē is unhurried, the small head that these watch the fun actually shrank. 目光对视,汪言仍旧笑呵呵的一点都不慌,倒是那些看热闹的小脑袋一个个都缩了回去。 Hey, in a female bedroom skin such throat, is really fun! 嘿,在女寝皮这么一嗓子,真好玩! kuudere is laughing in one's heart, Xu Tianci goes out, was asking badly: Brother Wang, starting a journey to return to the palace is the father-in-law shouts generally?” 闷骚暗笑着,徐天赐出门,坏笑着问:“汪哥,起驾回宫一般都是公公喊吧?” ...... It seems like? 呃……好像是哈? Wang Yan had food stuck in the throat all of a sudden, in the side two bedrooms hears several to laugh secretly. 汪言一下子被噎住了,旁边两间自家寝室里传来几声窃笑。 Boys, your very skin ah? 小子,你挺皮 Knows that what is called does not do will not die? 知道什么叫做不作就不会死么? Brother Wang bears a grudge! 汪哥记仇啦! ...... …… Returns to the bedroom vividly, Sichuan Brat regarding female bedroom all sorts of stories, fools dumbfounded Like Jade, Squirrel, Dutch Bean and little fatty. 回到自家寝室,川娃生龙活虎的谈起女寝种种见闻,把如玉松鼠荷兰豆小胖子唬得一愣一愣的。 Wang Yan takes a bath, this group of goods still in chatting the female student in class. 汪言洗完澡出来,这帮货仍旧在聊着班级里的女生。 Moreover continues they, buddies of opposite 304 bedrooms also gathered, an economic class one entire 12 male student, did not fall. 而且不止他们,对面304寝的哥们也都聚过来了,经济学一班整整十二个男生,一个不落。 Naturally is Bai Zijiao most attractive ah! stature is good and white!” “当然是白子姣最好看身材又好又白!” „! Bai Zijiao can stature compare with Tang Butian? 1.72 m, about 55 kilograms, after first are raised, curls upwards!” “切!白子姣身材能和唐不甜比?1米72,55公斤左右,前凸后翘!” 110 jin (0.5 kg) ah big brother! What became fat?” “110斤大哥!都胖成什么样了?” Fainting...... you are blind? That stature multi- explosion ah? One meter more than 70, ominous and buttocks that without 110 jin (0.5 kg), where comes?” “晕……你瞎么?那身材爆炸?一米七十多,要是没有110斤,哪来的凶和臀?” Bai Zijiao was in any case more attractive, stature just at the time.” “反正白子姣好看多了,身材正适中。” „! Most is B, on a raising hand rib close to fan straight reveal spareribs......” “切!最多是个B,一举手肋巴扇上直露排骨……” „It is not, when can wait to meet......” Wang Yan to wonder, how do you know female student stature?” “不是,等会等会……”汪言纳闷了,“你们是怎么知道女生身材的?” Like Jade he he is smiling inexpensively, raises the right hand, the index finger middle finger inserts toward the pair at present, said complacently: Brother Wang, is not I blows, my pair of god eyes, erroneous not over 2 centimeters!” 如玉嘿嘿贱笑着,举起右手,食指中指往双眼前一插,得意洋洋道:“汪哥,不是我吹,就我这双神眼,误差不会超过二公分!” Wang Yan was speechless. 汪言无语了。 Squirrel not only envies, and refuses to accept, asking that is depressed: How do you practice?” 松鼠既羡慕,又不服,闷闷的问:“你怎么练出来的?” Like Jade has carried the hand, raises head proudly: You do not enter to sweep five 2 T hard disks quickly, naturally understood.” 如玉背过手,傲然仰头:“等你不快进扫完五块2T的硬盘,自然就懂了。” Dutch Bean asked suddenly: Therefore why you also in Keeping Own Body Like Jade?” 荷兰豆冷不丁问:“所以为啥你还在守身如玉?” (?)! (?)! Like Jade asked all of a sudden compelled ignorant, everyone roars with laughter. 一下子就把如玉问懵逼了,大家哄堂大笑。 Wang Yan shakes the head to smile. 汪言摇头笑笑。 Male student bedroom ah, did not discuss that the female student is not realistic, lets their show! 男生寝室,不谈女生是不现实的,就让他们骚着吧! Result one crowd of hunger and thirst small male student shows to around 8 : 00 pm, have had not given full expression goes out eats meal. 结果一群饥渴小男生一直骚到晚上8点多,才意犹未尽的出门吃饭。 The Wang Yan head is painful: Why can eat?” 汪言脑瓜子生疼:“为什么非得出去吃?” Has the atmosphere.” “有气氛。” But seed selection class many!” “可选种类多!” „, Can take a stroll......” “呃,可以溜达溜达……” I am glad to eat the noodles, goes meets nang.” “俺乐意吃面条,外卖会囔。” Pondering over reason that one crowd of goods wink, did not say that seriously —— is not outside north gate woman how! 一群货挤眉弄眼的琢磨理由,就是不说正格——不就是北门外面姑娘多么! In order to look at girl, the air conditioning does not blow, what heat is not hot, does not exist good? 为了看妹子,空调都不吹了,什么热不热的,不存在的好么? That goes. 得,那就去呗。 Truly is very the way beautiful, simply is hundred leg comprehensive work, looks at the young male students to be scared witless. 一路上确实特别养眼,简直是百腿大全,看得小男生们魂不守舍的。 Finally looks for the roadside booth, AA to rub skewer, is all male student first dining together. 最后就地找个路边摊,AA撸烤串,算是全班男生第一次聚餐。 Because tomorrow must start army training, everyone has not drunk, everyone a bottle ice beer, when drink processing. 因为明天就要开始军训,大家没怎么喝酒,每人一瓶冰啤,当饮料处理。 This, drinks to spit one finally. 就这,最后都喝吐一个。 Chen Binbin of opposite bedroom, the Sichuan Brat fellow villager, a refined young male student, drinks two glasses of beer to start many, the start non-stop. 对面寝室的陈彬彬,川娃老乡,斯斯文文的一个小男生,喝两杯啤酒就开始多,哔哔哔哔的开始不停的哔哔。 304 buddies are bothersome, cheated fills to the opposite party the third cup liquor, then saw only Chen Binbin to be suddenly silent, did the thinking deeply moment, sway to arrive at the roadside...... 304的哥们烦得不行,连哄带骗灌给对方第三杯酒,然后只见陈彬彬突然沉默不语,深思片刻,摇摇晃晃走到路边…… Spat. 吐了。 Spat......! 吐……了! Wang Yan looks that 304 buddies bully the silly child, almost laughs out loud. 汪言看着304的哥们欺负傻孩子,差点笑岔气。 Economics Class One male student, marvel really many, the later day is not definitely lonely. 经济一班的男生,奇葩真特么多,以后的日子肯定不寂寞。 Returns to the road in bedroom, big ticket male student hū hū hā hā, looks that very has the imposing manner very to have the platoon surface. 回寝室的路上,一大票男生呼呼哈哈的,看着贼有气势贼有排面。 That feeling, looks like one crowd of wild boar rampage in flower field, wild overbearing. 那感觉,就像是一群野猪横行花田里,猖狂霸道。 Place visited, female students, for fear that evades it less. 所过之处,女生们唯恐避之不及。 Why however does not know, female senior of certain higher grades, looked in the vision that obviously brings teasing, occupying a commanding position, as if they are the food chain peaks in flower field. 但是不知为何,某些高年级的学姐,看过来的目光里明显带着戏谑,居高临下,仿佛她们才是花田里的食物链顶端。 Interesting...... 啧,有意思…… Returns to the bedroom, Wang Yan to receive the Liu Li's video call, little elder sister is washing, half of time cannot see the person, can only the voice chat, but are also very interesting. 回到寝室,汪言接到刘璃的视频通话,小姐姐正在洗漱,有一半时间看不到人,只能语音聊天,不过也挺有意思的。 The chatty 10 minutes, send show off the self introduction video that Dutch Bean pats, then take a bath to sleep. 腻歪十分钟,把荷兰豆拍的自我介绍视频发过去嘚瑟一下,然后洗澡睡觉。 ...... …… On September 1, the Xingshi old student began school officially, the first year uni new student|life welcomed army training. 9月1号,星师老生们正式开学,大一新生则是迎来了军训 Wears the military uniform time, vigor vigor, wish one could a second of day second of place. 穿军装的时候,一个个都劲劲儿的,恨不得秒天秒地。 When lines up under Sun, fades half. 等到在大太阳底下排好队,蔫下去一半。 Waited to arrive 20 minutes of military bearing, faded 95. 等到站了20分钟军姿,蔫下去95。 Again over the past 20 minutes, poured getting down half. 再过去20分钟,倒下去一半。 When receives the team rests, can still come to a stop is only left over two person —— Wang Yan and Sichuan Brat. 收队休息时,仍旧能站稳的就只剩下两个——汪言川娃 One group of young master soldiers are tired the strength of continually envying not to have, lying this way and that lying down under the tree shade, hmph hmph. 一帮少爷兵累得连羡慕的力气都没有,横七竖八的躺在树荫底下,直哼哼。 Sichuan Brat is actually the strong brace, similarly is tired puffs. 川娃其实是强撑,同样累得直喘粗气。 How really does not have, only has Wang Yan. 真没怎么着的,唯有汪言自己。 By the eldest young present physical strength and overall quality, dealing with should not be too relaxed, do not say that also has the strong willpower to support. 大少现在的体力和综合素质,应付起来不要太轻松,更不要说还有强大的意志力撑着。 Initially was going against the solar running fund time, the physical quality also very weak chicken, can insist at that time, now is a cinch. 当初顶着大太阳跑款子的时候,身体素质还很弱鸡,那时候都能坚持下来,现在更不在话下。 The relaxation time, altogether is only 20 minutes. 休息时间,总共只有20分钟。 Today is the first day, instructor may want to come a demonstration of authority to everyone, therefore the entire journey is severe, the face did not say. 今天是第一天,教官可能是想给大家来个下马威,所以全程都非常严厉,一点情面不讲。 Wang Yan felt that many people possibly cannot support, thinks, files a report with instructor, moves toward a cafeteria small supermarket quickly. 汪言感觉好多人可能都撑不下去,想了想,跟教官打个报告,快步走向一食堂小超市。 Why Brother Wang do you go?” 汪哥你干嘛去?” Some Sichuan Brat also mental asked, others can only look. 川娃还有精神问,其余人只能是看着。 Wang Yan beckons with the hand, vanishes fast. 汪言摆摆手,快速消失。 Not first year uni meeting, carries four mineral water to come back. 大一会,拎着四件矿泉水回来。 The mineral water of plastic packing , the thumb digs out and other four fingers to dig out one, carries to withdraw with ease. First abandons one to ice to the male student square formation, then delivers to the female student square formation other three. 把塑料包装的矿泉水对好,大拇指抠住一件、其余四指抠住一件,拎起来轻松提走。先到男生方阵扔下一件冰镇的,然后把其余三件送到女生方阵。 The drill ground altogether is so big, the two sides leave not far. 操场总共就那么大,两边离得不远。 The female students look at Wang Yan to supply water, Eruption has one to cheer suddenly. 女生们看着汪言送水过来,猛然爆发出一阵欢呼。 „! class monitor your so handsome!” “哇!班长好帅!” Laborious class monitor!” “辛苦啦班长!” Depending the person are many, in the female student pile the sudden wind has a scream: Loves you!” 仗着人多,女生堆里突然飙出一声尖叫:“爱你哟!” Wang Yan raised the head to look, has not been looking, smiling hē hē the left hand that uses to be just spatial, to that a piece compared with the heart. 汪言抬头找一圈,没找着,笑呵呵用刚空下来的左手,对着那一片比个心。 hā hā! Wang Yan you skin!” 哈哈汪言你又皮!” Loulou and Yi Guanlan delighted help/gang Wang Yan floods, then when received last, Loulou raised the head startled. 楼楼易观兰乐滋滋的帮汪言发水,然后接过最后一件时,楼楼愕然抬头。 „! Did you also buy a normal temperature specially?” “哇!你还特意买了一件常温的?” Un.” Wang Yan nods, has not said anything. “嗯。”汪言点点头,没多说什么。 The female students of next door two square formation envied soon the acid dead simply, various complaints vented. 隔壁两个方阵的女生都羡慕得简直快要酸死了,各种抱怨发泄。 Has a look at others class monitor!” “看看人家的班长!” ahhhhh, why we do not have! I also want to drink water!” 啊啊啊,为什么咱们没有!我也想喝水!” Shouted that they shouted them!” “喊他们喊他们!” With dead dog is lying, shouted that is useful ah?” “都跟死狗似的趴着呢,喊有什么用?” Others class monitor is not only intimate, is handsome guy, why our is class monitor a wooden club?” “人家的班长不但贴心,还是个帅哥,为啥咱们班长就是个棒槌?” Economics Class One female students self-satisfied is not good, xī xī hā hā water diversion time, the counter septum snort/hum non-stop. 经济一班的女生们得意的不行,嘻嘻哈哈分水的时候,对隔壁哼个不停。 hin! hin! Envies? 羡慕吧? Envies right! 羡慕就对喽! The day heat, eats a lemon much, solution Shu! 天热,多吃点柠檬吧,解暑!
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