LOLURS :: Volume #24

#2302: Almost looked to fall asleep


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After installing to compel the conclusion of attire, Su Ming here peaceful standing there, static worked as a handsome man, immediately Su Ming then asked one: Instructor, you said that which musical instrument I should perform?” 装逼装的结束了之后,苏明这边安静的站在了那里,静静的当一个美男子,随即苏明便开口问了一句:“辅导员,你说我该表演哪一个乐器呢?” Indeed Su Ming does not know that initially should perform what musical instrument, because the thing of meeting were too many, how oneself not too should elect clearly. 的确苏明自己当初都不知道该表演什么乐器了,因为会的东西太多了,自己都不太清楚该怎么选了。 Therefore initially in the registration, Su Ming this person who had the choice to investigate the trouble with eating, then said at will a musical instrument played, specifically anything said when the time comes again. 所以当初在报名的时候,苏明这种有选择纠结症的人,便随意的说了一句乐器演奏吧,具体什么到时候再说。 Oneself are not quite good to decide, therefore made them say that thought which was better, to perform that in any case oneself were indifferent. 自己也不太好决定,所以还是让他们说吧,觉得哪个好一些,就去表演那个了,反正自己是无所谓的。 That side the instructors gawked actually, this is indeed difficult to elect, looked like makes various beautiful women stand in your front, each seemed like the impeccable appearance, letting you only to choose one, you said how this should elect when the time comes, made one intertwine simply. 辅导员那边倒是愣了一下,这的确是让人难选啊,就像是让各种美女站在了你的面前,每一个看起来都无可挑剔的样子,让你只能选一个,你说这到时候该怎么选,简直让人太纠结了一些。 Therefore the instructor then gave the schoolmates that thing, says: Schoolmates, you thought that should make Su Ming perform what musical instrument, I felt not quite good to choose.” 于是辅导员便把那个东西交给了同学们,开口说道:“同学们,你们觉得呢,该让苏明去表演什么乐器,我感觉不太好选择了。” Schoolmates you have a look at me, I have a look your, everyone felt certain difficulty, the schoolmates opened the mouth immediately: 同学们你看看我,我看看你的,大家都感受到了其中一定的难度,随即同学们还是开口了: I felt or make Su Ming perform the violin, the violin, really made me shock, always thought that this whole life has not listened to such violin of pleasant to hear.” “我觉得还是让苏明去表演小提琴了,刚才的小提琴,实在是太让我震撼了,总觉得这辈子没听过这么好听的小提琴。” Some of my also this feelings, or is a violin.” “我也有这种感觉,要不就是小提琴吧。” .................. “………………” Talked at once your my, everyone's opinion actually quite consistent, thought that the possible violin to be better. 七嘴八舌你一句我一句的,大家的意见倒是相当的一致,都觉得可能小提琴好一些。 Said actually not other Su Ming musical instrument performances is not good, very flamboyant, because the violin is the first performance, to everyone's shock is also biggest. 倒不是说苏明其他的乐器表演的就不好了,都非常的牛逼,不过因为小提琴是第一个表演的,给大家的震撼性也是最大的。 Heard afterward, everyone has also listened was numb, felt indifferent, in any case Su Ming is such flamboyant, can play the song of pleasant to hear, matter that can understand. 听到了后来,大家也都已经听的麻木了,感觉非常无所谓的,反正苏明就是这么牛逼,能弹奏出来再好听的曲子,都是能够理解的事情。 Instead if Su Ming's level lost accuracy slightly, then everyone will instead have some strange. 反而苏明的水平如果稍微失准了一些的话,那么大家反而会有一些奇怪的。 These things that afterward played, had no way to place on a par with the violin, at least the feeling in everyone heart was this appearance. 后来演奏的那些东西,跟小提琴就没法相提并论了,最起码在大家心中的感觉是这个样子的。 In addition before , the performance of violin, in fact Su Ming also general played more than for one minute, making everyone feel that on crisp a while, in the heart throughout was the vacancy one, impatient wants to hear Su Ming to continue to play the violin. 再加上之前小提琴的演奏,实际上苏明也就大概的演奏了一分钟多一点而已,让大家感觉就爽了一会儿,心中始终是空缺了一块,迫不及待的想听到苏明继续弹奏小提琴。 Su Ming looked everyone said that cannot help but the egg hurt, without thinking of these people regarding violin, unexpectedly is such infatuated, therefore Su Ming then said one with a sense of urgency: Good, I on play the violin when the time comes.” 苏明一看大家都这么说,不由得蛋疼了,没想到这些人对于小提琴,竟然是这么痴迷的,于是苏明便抓紧的说了一句:“那好吧,我到时候就上去演奏小提琴吧。” Concrete program has anything to request, if there is anything to request, told me to need to play anything on the line.” Su Ming said one. “具体的曲目有什么要求吗,如果有什么要求的话,就告诉我需要演奏什么就行了。”苏明说了一句。 The instructors said: This can have anything to request, we do not understand these, your oneself decided to be good, the teacher to your one request, displayed himself well, most shot for several minutes, let everyone crisp a while.” 辅导员说道:“这能有什么要求,我们也都不是太懂这些,你自己决定就好了,老师对你就一个要求,好好发挥自己,最好多弹几分钟,让大家多爽一会儿。” Right, lets our crisp a while.” Result one group of big masters, looks at Su Ming with the look of that hope. “没错,让我们多爽一会儿。”结果一群大老爷们,也是用那种渴望的眼神看着苏明。 Su Ming the whole body goosebumps, in the heart cannot help but a chill, one group of men said immediately this words, why do not know, Su Ming always thought that sounds has some strange. 苏明顿时浑身的鸡皮疙瘩,心中不由得一阵恶寒,一群男人说这种这种话,不知道为什么,苏明总觉得听起来有一些奇怪。 Right-” “对了-” The instructors also said one: Su Ming, this your performance, wants the final next to last act to enter the stage, to everyone a pleasant surprise.” 辅导员又说了一句:“苏明,这次你的这个表演,一定要最后压轴出场,给大家一个惊喜。” After saying, other schoolmates, very nod of approval, this was everyone default matter, after all the good program, that definitely was the next to last act comes out. 说完了之后,其他的同学们,也都非常赞同的点了点头,这是大家都默认的事情了,毕竟好的节目,那肯定是压轴出来的。 If too shocking thing early came out, then audience after exclaiming in surprise, later definitely insipid, felt that had no big meaning. 如果太惊艳的东西早早的就出来了,那么观众在惊叹了之后,以后肯定就索然无味,感觉没什么多大的意思了。 Su Ming nods, this but actually indifferent, performs the order they to decide in any case, oneself when the time comes in backstage that side marquis, 苏明点了点头,这个倒无所谓的,反正演出顺序他们定呗,自己到时候就在后台那边侯着, When shouted itself, on.--- 什么时候喊到自己,就什么时候上呗。--- After two days of dress rehearsals, the performance formally started, this performance is Su Ming the report performances of their Chinese department several classes and grades, basically each institute department in school, will have this performance. 经过了两天的彩排之后,演出就正式开始了,这个演出就是苏明他们中文系几个班级的汇报演出,基本上学校中的每个院系,都会有这种演出的。 Also is the life of rich schools, is also showing the elegant demeanor of Chinese department while convenient. 也算是丰富一下学校学生们的生活,顺带着还展现一下中文系的风采。 Performance time, constructs in the good new auditorium in Ningcheng University, inside can hold several thousand individuals, can compared with previous small-scale stadium. 演出的时候,在宁城大学才修建好的新大礼堂中进行的,里面能够容纳几千个人,都能够比的上一个小型的体育馆了。 In the school the schoolmates of many other institute departments can watch, in addition the important leadership of some schools, Principal and so on, can come for example. 学校中很多其他院系的同学们都会来观看的,另外还有一些学校的重要领导,比如说校长之类的,都会过来。 This is the institute is the teacher with the teachers, a point that most cares about, must make the leaders satisfy was good, if this leaders are unsatisfied, feared that is this later work, was not quite good to progress. 这才是院系老师跟老师们,最在乎的一点,必须得让领导们满意了才行,这领导们要是不满意的话,怕是这以后的工作,就不太好进展了。 After the performance started, two face value also good hosts, came a prologue above, everyone after all is the Chinese department, played is writing these things, that therefore the prologue writes is quite good. 表演开始了之后,两个颜值还不错主持人,在上面来了一段开场白,大家毕竟是中文系的,玩的就是文字这些东西,所以开场白写的那是相当不错的。 Has the background of writing also to have rich in poetic and artistic flavor, sounds to everyone's feeling, that is quite good, making the people applause gradual warm, to the anticipation value of this party, is in the unceasing promotion, the heart said this party, definitely quite splendid. 有文字的底蕴也有其中的诗情画意,听起来给大家的感觉,那是相当的不错的,让众人掌声逐渐的热烈了起来,对这个晚会的期待值,也是不断的提升中,心说这个晚会,肯定是相当的精彩。 After the first program looked, everyone that look, was not quite suddenly same, what thing, this seemed like also too the trash. 只是第一个节目看了之后,大家那个眼神,突然就不太一样了,什么玩意啊,这看起来也太垃圾了吧。 The first program is that dance, the women's community dances, the result 78 people dance, jumped simply is horrible to look , the movement is not very coherent, moreover reorganization of movement basically does not have, the seemingly unusual egg hurts. 第一个节目是那种舞蹈,女子群体舞蹈,结果七八个人上去跳舞,跳的简直是惨不忍睹,动作都不是很连贯的,而且动作的整理性也是基本上没有,看起来非常蛋疼。 Everyone endured, the heart said that the first program, possibly was too anxious, having a look at next to try, finally more looked that was less right. 大家还是忍了,心说第一个节目而已,可能还是太紧张了吧,看看下一个试试,结果越看越不对劲。 The crosstalk sketch looks the awkward sickness violated, but sang that type, simply was the scene of accident, the person, could not make a sound the applause. 相声小品看的让人尴尬症都犯了,而唱歌那种,简直就是车祸现场,现场的人,连掌声都响不起来了。 Many arrived here to have the suspicion of supporting in inside, but made into this appearance, how making everyone be possible to support. 多少来到这里都是有捧场的嫌疑在里面的,可是弄成了这个样子,让大家可怎么捧场吗。 The principal in school, other leaders, seem like that complexion, is not too right, it can be said that suitable disaffection. 学校的校长,还有其他的领导们,看起来那个脸色,也不是太对劲,可以说是相当的不满了。 They are not the nitpicking people, this program everyone looks, cheerful cheerful was similar, finally makes is so ugly, this is not deceiving the person. 他们也不是挑剔的人,这种节目大家看着,乐呵乐呵就差不多了,结果弄的这么难看,这不是在糊弄人吗。 Only listens to the principal to say to nearby Chinese department leaders: Your what thing of this performance, I almost looked to fall asleep.” 只听校长对旁边的中文系领导说道:“你们这表演的什么玩意,我差点看睡着了。” ( This chapter ends) (本章完) Recommendation metropolis big god old uses/gives new book: 推荐都市大神老施新书:
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