LNBH :: Volume #1

#68: Monkey word chaotic language


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Mansion Monarch? 府君? This definitely is not to own name, in the Zhou Ze’s document the first column writes own name clearly, the second column writes temporary ghost messenger clear duty. 这肯定不是对自己的称呼,周泽的证件上第一栏清楚地写着自己的名字,第二栏则明白无误地写着“临时鬼差”的职务。 Moreover, this possibly is not one type expressed that respectable alternate name, for example Republic of China that little while common people see one become a soldier called the manager, if temporary ghost messenger can be called as mansion Monarch, then this kind of beauty said that was also in flood in underworld with is not valuable? 而且,这也不可能是一种表示尊敬的别称,比如民国那会儿老百姓看见一个当兵的就叫老总,如果一个临时鬼差都能被称呼为府君的话,那么这种美称在地狱也太泛滥和不值钱了吧? Therefore, 所以, The issue should emerge in the small book that in oneself just obtained. 问题应该就出现在自己刚刚得到的这件小本本上。 Before this document, has the master, because now Zhou Ze obtained this to be renovated, but on before it should also remain some, for the news of master. 这个证件以前是有主人的,哪怕现在因为周泽得到了这个被“重新刷新”了,但它上面应该还残留着些许前代主人的讯息。 In brief, 总而言之, Oneself picked a relic of very extraordinary fellow, moreover came all not the time-consuming way to obtain by one type. 自己捡到了一个很了不起家伙的遗物,而且是以一种得来全不费工夫的方式得到的。 Naturally, did not have the time to chuckle or luxurious in this time Zhou Ze one glass of red wines celebrates, instead had little small losing at heart, after all cannot with this monkey elder brother who smeared the version fought one. 当然,在这个时候周泽没时间去窃喜或者奢侈一把开一杯红酒来庆祝,反而心里有一点点小小的失落,毕竟没能跟这个丑化版的猴哥打一架。 But since the opponent recognized instigated, Zhou Ze was certainly insufficient to violate to squatting to encourage the opponent inexpensively to pick up the life the confidence to stand to hit me quickly, hit me, 但既然对手认怂了,周泽当然不至于犯贱到蹲下来鼓励对手赶快重新拾起人生的信心站起来打我,打我, Hits me! 打我! Since this is a beautiful misunderstanding, then, makes this misunderstanding continue. 这既然是一个美丽的误会,那么,就让这个误会继续下去吧。 Zhou Ze moves toward the monkey silently, a hand loses behind, is actually also imitating the little loli swayed cool stance subconsciously, making the misunderstanding time of opposite party longer. 周泽默不作声地走向猴子,一只手负于身后,其实也是在下意识地模仿小luoli的摆酷的姿态,让对方的误解时间更长一些。 Arrives around the opposite party, the monkey is still keeping kowtowing, its skull should be dug up, inside is empty, in fact, its whole body besides that bull's penis quality complete, other spots are very decayed and breakage. 走到对方跟前,猴子还在不停地磕头,它的头骨应该是被人挖开过,里面空洞洞的,事实上,它全身上下除了那条“牛鞭”质量完好以外,其余部位都很腐朽和破损。 A Zhou Ze hand extends, nail in the opposite party forehead position. 周泽一只手伸出去,指甲点在了对方眉心位置。 Your soul blood, gives me.” “把你的魂血,交给我。” Zhou Ze said lightly. 周泽淡淡地说道。 Respectfully follows the mansion Monarch law aim.” “谨遵府君法旨。” A monkey face dreads, feels a heartfelt admiration, and in its forehead position, presented a black earthworm. 猴子一脸畏惧,心悦诚服,且在其眉心位置,出现了一条黑色的蚯蚓。 Zhou Ze seizes that earthworm to start with the nail to pull out outward, the earthworm is getting more and more long, is getting more and more thick. 周泽用指甲掐住那只蚯蚓开始往外拔,蚯蚓越来越长,也越来越粗。 Initially Xu Qinglang had once suggested Zhou Ze gathered the soul blood of Bai Yingying, this was equal to grasp the Bai Yingying Achilles'heel, Zhou Ze plans now in the same fashion, first while this monkey scared witless time controlled thoroughly the opposite party. 当初许清朗曾建议过周泽收取白莺莺的魂血,这样就等同于掌握了白莺莺的命门,周泽现在就打算以同样的方式,先趁着这只猴子魂不守舍的时候把对方彻底掌控住。 However, the soul blood of this monkey, but also is really sturdy, this also explained the fearfulness of this monkey from one side. 不过,这只猴子的魂血,还真是粗壮啊,这也从侧面说明这只猴子的可怕。 In the metropolis, why will run suddenly this monkey? 都市之中,为什么会忽然跑出来这只猴子? In the meantime, the soul blood caught suddenly, Zhou Ze makes an effort to draw, finally does not draw. 就在此时,魂血忽然卡住了,周泽用力去拉,结果拉不动。 But a face awe monkey also gawked, the vision suddenly becomes incomparable pure brightness! 而原本一脸敬畏地猴子也愣了一下,目光忽然变得无比清明! Mansion Monarch of keeping aloof must screen out own soul blood, this is own being honored, is law aim that are unable to revolt against, does mansion Monarch but who keeps aloof why pull out so difficultly including own soul blood? 高高在上的府君要抽走自己的魂血,这是自己的荣幸,是自己无法反抗的法旨,但高高在上的府君为何连自己的魂血都抽得如此困难? Suddenly, the monkey mouth split, sent out severe howl, its claw direct racket to Zhou Ze. 猛然间,猴子嘴巴裂开,发出了一声厉啸,其爪子直接拍向了周泽 Zhou Ze only felt oneself were hit by a cargo train when the body, but in oneself was hit flies, his nail instantaneously catches up, cut off the soul blood of opposite party directly. 周泽只感到自己被一辆大货车撞在了身上,但在自己本人被撞飞之际,他的指甲瞬间发力,直接掐断了对方的魂血。 Crash-bang ............ “哗啦…………” Zhou Ze cracked-up behind glass, the whole person poured in the glass disintegrating slag, raised the head, chest fluctuating, the corners of the mouth had the blood to overflow, whole body, was the ache is more incomparable. 周泽撞碎了身后的玻璃,整个人倒在了玻璃碎渣之中,抬起头,胸口一阵起伏,嘴角有鲜血溢出,全身上下,更是疼痛无比。 deserve to die, you are not mansion Monarch! 该死,你不是府君! Your this scoundrel, dares to pretend to be mansion Monarch unexpectedly! ” 你这个混账,竟然敢冒充府君!” The monkey started to go crazy, although the soul blood had not been drawn completely by Zhou Ze, reason that because cut off by Zhou Ze, without the means made it be killed violently immediately, but ruined its practicing foundation sufficiently. 猴子开始发狂了,虽然魂血没有完全被周泽抽出来,但因为被周泽掐断的缘故,哪怕没办法使得它当即毙命,但足以毁掉它的修行根基。 Zhou Ze supported to crawl forcefully, the body everywhere by the opening of glass disintegrating slag separate, seemed very distressed. 周泽强行撑着爬了起来,身上到处都是被玻璃碎渣割裂的口子,显得很是狼狈。 However, that monkey is the same in the wild animal that this time actually goes crazy probably, plunged Zhou Ze directly. 然而,那只猴子在此时却像是发了疯的野兽一样,直接扑向了周泽 plop!” 噗通!” A person of monkey hit in one, but the strength of this time monkey small were too more than previous time, a person of monkey pestered mutually is turning several to roll on the ground continuously. 一人一猴撞在了一起,只不过这次猴子的力道比上次小了太多,一人一猴互相纠缠着在地上连续翻了好几个滚。 This is my fate, is my causes and effects, the Heavenly Dao allows, to go into debt to render back the money, perfectly justified! “这是我的宿命,也是我的因果,天道允许,欠债还钱,天经地义! Your small ghost messenger, why must obstruct, do you really work as are ten palace Yama? ” 你小小一个鬼差,为何要来阻挠,你真当自己是十殿阎罗?” Zhou Ze had not replied, but pricks in the body of monkey with own nail ruthlessly, the wealth in monkey within the body evaporates unceasingly outward, that flavor, even if you wear the gas mask to estimate that has not affected. 周泽没回答,而是用自己的指甲狠狠地刺入猴子的身体之中,猴子体内的脓水不断地往外蒸发,那味道,哪怕你戴着防毒面具估计都没有丝毫作用。 Finally, both sides after one round fights, the body of monkey dejected lost the strength, threw down in one side, Zhou Ze crawled staggering, his ten fingernails had been corroded most probably. 终于,双方在一轮掐架之后,猴子的身体颓然地失去了力道,摔倒在了一侧,周泽踉踉跄跄地爬起来,他的十指指甲已经被腐蚀了大半。 He is one treasures the person of nail very much, even if when the ancestors, controlled the scalpel, he also pruned oneself nail frequently, not to mention this whole life nail was more important regarding oneself naturally treasures. 他是一个很爱惜指甲的人,哪怕是在上辈子,操控手术刀之余,他也经常修剪自己的指甲,更别提这辈子指甲对于自己来说更加重要自然更加珍惜。 But at present, actually does not haggle over these times, some Zhou Ze at heart lingering fear, if were not document on the hand deceived the opposite party, can obtain by oneself offensive cut off the soul blood of opposite party, these round encountered, possibly lay down in the person of ground is. 但眼下,却不是计较这些的时候,周泽心里有些后怕,如果不是自己手上的证件欺骗了对方,让自己得以获得先手掐断了对方的魂血,这一轮交锋下来,可能躺在地上的人就是自己了吧。 This is not the ghost, 这不是鬼, This is a monster, 这是一只妖, Zhou Ze was scolding itself at heart many, 周泽在心里骂了自己好多遍, Why oneself must with, almost die to the pit oneself. 自己为什么要跟上来,差点把自己给坑死。 The people are such a complex animal, he can makes by the sense of justice and so-called conscience impulsion of flash under does not haggle over the consequence the matter, but will often regret later constantly, 人就是这样子的一种复杂动物,他能被一瞬间的正义感和所谓的良心冲动之下做出不计较后果的事情,但随后往往又会后悔不迭, Felt oneself are stupid cunt. 觉得自己是个煞笔 Zhou Ze felt oneself will experience this matter to call Uncle police officer next time, making them solve, like this oneself can leave satisfiedly. 周泽觉得自己下次遇到这种事儿应该打电话给警察叔叔,让他们来解决,这样自己就能心安理得地离开了。 Did Madam Bai stop over for 200 years in Tongcheng, little loli did not turn a blind eye? 白夫人通城逗留了两百年,小luoli不也睁一只眼闭一只眼么? Shakes the head, in assorted the thought the mind abandons, Zhou Ze looked at monkey. 摇摇头,将脑海中杂七杂八的念头抛弃,周泽看了看身边的猴子。 The monkey mouth opens, the vision starts to become the pollution, the body also started to seem like the balloon to leak air in this time was the same, slowly got down witheredly, but it has not died, because it can also speak. 猴子嘴巴张开,目光开始变得浑浊,身体也在此时开始像是气球漏气了一样,慢慢地干瘪下去,但它还没死,因为它还能说话。 I practice three sixty-year cycle, results in the chance, delivers the good reason, the becoming a ghost charm, peeping the main road...... as unusual category, obtains enlightenment in the world of the living, is really not easy.” “我修行三甲子,得机缘,送善缘,成精魅,窥大道……身为异类,于阳间得道,实属不易。” Before everyone dies, as if liked recalling own past, own said his entire life flamboyant many are not easy, the mentality of this monkey, actually, could not miss many. 每个人死之前似乎都喜欢回忆一下自己的过去,把自己的一生说得多牛逼多不容易,这只猴子的心态,其实和人,也差不了多少了。 Led a pious life so many years, cannot provide lodging under oneself that gadget.” Zhou Ze puts out a blood, in his gaps between teeth also covered entirely the blood threads. “修行了这么多年,也管不住自己下面的那根玩意儿。”周泽吐出一口鲜血,他齿缝间也是布满了血丝。 „A sixty-year cycle mortal body, sixty-year cycle emerges one time reincarnation.” The voice of monkey starts becomes weak, but sounds also brings the enormous clang, “一甲子一具肉身,一甲子一次脱胎轮回。”猴子的声音开始变得微弱起来,但听起来还带着极大的铿锵, „ My sixty-year cycle densification mortal body practices, starts from the beginning, practices from the beginning, in the mountains and plains, rescues the passer- by wrong path wilderness, picks to send to the medicinal herb to at the foot of the mountain villagers, drives away nearby mountain to be strange and ghosts and demons. “我一甲子一次重化肉身修行,从头开始,从头修行,于山野之中,搭救迷途荒野的路人,给山脚下的村民采摘送去药材,驱赶附近的山怪和鬼魅。 Although no temple body, but good is actually the duty of mountain spirit, aids Fangshan wild common people from generation to generation, even if now, however has my stone carving in that small town, the local area is also spreading the story of god monkey helping other. ” 虽无庙身,但行的却是山神之职,护佑一方山野百姓一代又一代,哪怕如今,于那处小镇中亦然有我之石雕,当地也流传着神猴助人的故事。” Zhou Ze scratched scratching on own clothes own nail, looks nail that the breakage cannot withstand, regretted at heart very much, naturally, regarding the words that the monkey spoke, Zhou Ze merely revealed wipes to sneer. 周泽将自己的指甲在自己的衣服上擦了擦,看着破损不堪的指甲,心里很是惋惜,当然,对于猴子所说的话,周泽只是露出一抹冷笑。 A god monkey? 一只神猴? Mountain spirit that protects the mountain person? 一只守护山民的山神? Takes pleasure in serving others? 助人为乐? Your this took pleasure in serving others overdone, the husband went out to work, did you help the husband comfort defend the wife in boudoir alone? 你这助人为乐得过火了吧,人家丈夫出去打工了,你都去帮人家丈夫安慰独守闺房的妻子? Moreover, when associates just went upstairs this goods side to hit the image of grey machine on the wall, but also is very difficult to make one it with the god monkey link. 而且,联想一下自己刚刚上楼时这货侧在墙壁上打灰机的形象,还真的很难让人把它跟神猴联系在一起。 Do not perform to oneself, only picked said of pleasant to hear.” Zhou Ze raises the hand, prepares makes one to settle to this monkey. “别自己给自己唱戏,只捡好听的说。”周泽重新扬起手,准备给这只猴子做一个了结。 Is they, when I practice for the fourth time the rotation, seizes mortal body that I just rotated, then I, but also a merely little monkey, her husband was the lumberjack in the mountain forest at that time, breaks to drop the canyon, was then I goes to send to the fruit and dew to him, was I goes to their camps to make his co-worker rescue him. “是他们,在我第四次修行轮转之际,捉住我刚刚轮转的肉身,当时的我,还只是一只小猴子,她的丈夫当时在山林里做伐木工,摔伤跌落峡谷,是当时的我去给他送去了果子和露水,是我去他们营地引着他的工友去搭救了他。 However he actually when rescue, to cut wood the rope of lock using to tie me, to his labor rules of friendship: 但是他却在获救时,以伐木所用之绳锁缚住我,对他的工友道: Being survived must have the happiness in old age, heard that the monkey brains are greatly friendly, taking delivers his wife to taste it, in has the effect sterile! ” 大难不死必有后福,闻之猴脑大善,取之送其妻尝之,于不孕有奇效!” Last, the monkey with the literary style old saying said that this can display its anger, can display it to be at point of death, the consciousness chaos, has gradually used oneself most custom the way to speak subconsciously. 最后一段,猴子是用文言古话说的,这可以表现出它的愤怒,同时也能表现出它已经处于弥留之际了,意识已经逐渐混沌,下意识地用自己最习惯的方式去说话。 Makes my start, takes my marrow, shears my meat, divides feeds it with the people, big of word makes up!” “开吾头,取吾髓,割吾肉,分与众人啖之,言之大补!” The monkey was saying said that has been reducing to it of ordinary monkey body size starts to shiver, this is an anger of clenched jaws angry, thorough marrow! 猴子说着说着,已经缩小到普通猴子身子大小的它开始颤抖起来,这是一种咬牙切齿地愤怒,深入骨髓的愤怒! Practices three sixty-year cycle, does good deeds to do good deeds, aids a side, in the magical skill soon the accomplishment eve, will actually be destroyed in a moment, does not die of own foe, but dies in the person hand that oneself rescue, 修行三甲子,行善积德,护佑一方,却在道行即将大成的前夕,毁于一旦,不是死于自身的仇敌,而是死在自己救的人手里, This trades to be anyone, is a dreadful hatred. 这换做谁,都是一种滔天恨意。 My mortal body has destroyed, the main road has collapsed, however in my heart resents the difficult draw! “吾肉身已毁,大道已崩,然吾心中愤恨难平! Another day because, today fruit! 他日因,今日果! I the body dying say/way has disappeared, is willing to enter reincarnation, throws said in bastard, but my heart is resentfully difficult to disappear, the state of mind can not enter underworld, must descend the mountain to seek revenge, understands the causes and effects, extricates only then thoroughly. ” 吾已然身死道消,愿入轮回,投于畜生道,但吾心怨难消,神魂不得入地狱,只得下山寻仇,了解因果,方可彻底解脱。” „Is this your assaulted wife's reasons?” Zhou Ze asked. “这就是你侵犯人家妻子的理由?”周泽问道。 thou is, I for the livestock, thou present the person to eat the livestock am perfectly justified! “汝为人,吾为畜,汝奉人食畜乃天经地义! But the livestock takes the resentful reporter not to accommodate as the Heavenly Dao, however no? ” 而畜以怨报人则为天道不容,然否?” Zhou Ze hesitant a while, nods, however.” 周泽犹豫了一会儿,点点头,“然。” He is not willing to deny, does not want to deny. 他不愿意去否认,也不想去否认。 Naturally, eating the monkey brains is illegal, is the wrong behavior, but Zhou Ze oneself emotion tendency, this monkey descends the mountain to retaliate, almost harms corpse two lives, Zhou Ze does not have the means to accept. 当然,吃猴脑是违法的,是错误的行为,但在周泽本人的情感倾向上来看,这只猴子下山来报复,差点害出个一尸两命,周泽还是没办法接受。 On for example you looks that the person in restaurant is eating the red-roasted pork, you will feel well taste oh. 就比如你看着餐馆里的人在吃着红烧肉,你会觉得好好味 But if you look that in the restaurant has one flock of pigs to gnaw the food flesh, you, do have what feelings? 但如果你看着餐馆里有一群猪在啃食人肉,你作为人,有何感想? Fart that very selfish standpoint, twists very much, stock, but the truth is such a truth, everyone's standpoint is different, looked that the angle of thing is also naturally different. 很自私的立场,很歪曲的屁、、、股,但道理就是这么一个道理,大家的立场不同,看事物的角度自然也就不同。 Zhou Ze feels no matter what, the pregnant woman belly child, is innocent. 况且,周泽觉得不管怎么样,孕妇肚子里的孩子,是无辜的。 You are very painful, I helped you extricate, then gave a try, can your soul, send in underworld.” “你很痛苦吧,我帮你解脱了吧,然后试试看,能不能把你的灵魂,送入地狱。” Thanked......” monkey to say the last character. “谢……”猴子说出了最后一个字。 The Zhou Ze’s nail pricked the body of monkey again, 周泽的指甲再度刺入了猴子的身体, The monkey body trembles, 猴子身体一颤, The body lost the vitality thoroughly. 身体彻底失去了生机。 But Zhou Ze sought for a long time, waited for a long time, has not actually discovered the ghost of monkey. 周泽找寻了许久,也等待了许久,却没发现猴子的亡魂。 This possibly means, the monkey has been frightened out of one's wits, because its retaliation cannot be completed, therefore its soul can not enter underworld. 这可能意味着,猴子已经魂飞魄散了,因为它的报复没能完成,所以它的灵魂也就不得入地狱 Stands up, Zhou Ze discovered that all around has light black smog to dissipate, this seems like ties together, prevents matter that here had by sensation, the sound that otherwise fights with the monkey by oneself here, has attracted many people to come. 站起身,周泽发现四周有一层淡淡的黑色烟雾正在消散,这像是一道结界,阻挡了这里发生的事情被外界感知,否则以自己跟猴子在这里打架的动静,早就吸引很多人过来了。 Zhou Ze shoulders the corpse of monkey, holds the stairway, slowly walks downward. 周泽将猴子的尸身扛起来,扶着楼梯口,慢慢地往下走。 Simultaneously is exhorting itself at heart, must remember today's lesson, oneself merely ghost messenger, manages the ghost, mountain spirit ghost kind, went beyond the business category. 同时在心里嘱咐自己,要记住今天的教训,自己只是鬼差,管鬼的,山精鬼怪这一类的,超出自己业务范畴了。 Taking advantage of the dim light of night, Zhou Ze took the shovel that gardener room/house that side left behind to dig a pit in the park in hospital surrounding to the monkey, buried its corpse. 借着夜色,周泽在医院外围的一个公园里拿园丁房那边遗留的铁锹给猴子挖了个坑,把它尸身埋了进去。 Then oneself processed a wound simply, after completing all these, Zhou Ze somewhat took off/escaped the strength to depend on the big tree to sit. 然后自己简单地处理了一下伤口,做完这一切之后,周泽有些脱力地靠着大树坐了下来。 Puts out the screen the cell phone that disrupts actually can also use, Zhou Ze has given the Dr. Lin sending a letter breath of: 拿出屏幕已经碎裂却还能使用的手机,周泽林医生发了个信息: That pregnant woman and did her child, preserve?” “那个孕妇和她的孩子,保住了么?” Crossed for five minutes, the Dr. Lin reply: 过了五分钟,林医生回复了: Preserved, mother and child are safe.” “保住了,母子平安。” Zhou Ze lit cigarette, made an effort to attract one, immediately afterward felt the lungs painful, coughs fiercely. 周泽点了一根烟,用力吸了一口,紧接着感到肺部生疼,剧烈地咳嗽起来。 But quick, Dr. Lin sent a picture and a paragraph of writing, 但很快,林医生又发了一张照片和一段文字, But, the child is an oaf, there are three legs.” “不过,孩子是个畸形儿,有三条腿。” Zhou Ze watches the picture in cell phone, 周泽看着手机里的照片, That thin and small premature infant lies down there peacefully, the breath is even, 那个瘦小的早产婴儿安静地躺在那里,呼吸均匀, However his lower part, has three legs, 但是他的下半身,却有三条腿, A leg that comes out, 那多出来的一条腿, Probably a monkey...... tail. 像是一只猴子的……尾巴。
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