MansionMonarch?
府君?Thisdefinitelyis nottoownname, in the Zhou Ze’sdocument the firstcolumnwritesownnameclearly, the secondcolumnwrites„temporaryghost messenger”clearduty.
这肯定不是对自己的称呼,周泽的证件上第一栏清楚地写着自己的名字,第二栏则明白无误地写着“临时鬼差”的职务。Moreover, thispossiblyis notonetypeexpressed that respectablealternate name, for exampleRepublic of Chinathatlittle whilecommon peopleseeonebecome a soldiercalled the manager, iftemporaryghost messengercanbe calledasmansionMonarch, thenthis kind of beautysaid that was also in floodinunderworldwithis not valuable?
而且,这也不可能是一种表示尊敬的别称,比如民国那会儿老百姓看见一个当兵的就叫老总,如果一个临时鬼差都能被称呼为府君的话,那么这种美称在地狱也太泛滥和不值钱了吧?Therefore,
所以,
The issueshouldemergeinthesmall book that inoneselfjustobtained.
问题应该就出现在自己刚刚得到的这件小本本上。
Before thisdocument, has the master, because nowZhou Zeobtainedthis„to be renovated”, buton before itshouldalsoremainsome, for the news of master.
这个证件以前是有主人的,哪怕现在因为周泽得到了这个被“重新刷新”了,但它上面应该还残留着些许前代主人的讯息。In brief,
总而言之,Oneselfpicked a relic of veryextraordinaryfellow, moreovercameall not the time-consumingwayto obtainbyonetype.
自己捡到了一个很了不起家伙的遗物,而且是以一种得来全不费工夫的方式得到的。Naturally, did not have the timeto chuckleorluxuriousinthis timeZhou Zeoneglass of red winescelebrates, insteadhadlittlesmalllosingat heart, after allcannotwiththismonkeyelder brother who smeared the versionfoughtone.
当然,在这个时候周泽没时间去窃喜或者奢侈一把开一杯红酒来庆祝,反而心里有一点点小小的失落,毕竟没能跟这个丑化版的猴哥打一架。Butsince the opponentrecognizedinstigated, Zhou Zewas certainly insufficientto violatetosquattingto encourage the opponentinexpensivelyto pick up the life the confidenceto standto hitmequickly, hitme,
但既然对手认怂了,周泽当然不至于犯贱到蹲下来鼓励对手赶快重新拾起人生的信心站起来打我,打我,Hitsme!
打我!Sincethisis a beautifulmisunderstanding, then, makesthismisunderstandingcontinue.
这既然是一个美丽的误会,那么,就让这个误会继续下去吧。Zhou Zemoves toward the monkeysilently, a handlosesbehind, is actually also imitating the little loliswayedcoolstancesubconsciously, making the misunderstandingtime of opposite partylonger.周泽默不作声地走向猴子,一只手负于身后,其实也是在下意识地模仿小luoli的摆酷的姿态,让对方的误解时间更长一些。Arrives around the opposite party, the monkeyis still keepingkowtowing, itsskullshouldbe dug up, insideis empty, in fact, itswhole bodybesidesthat„bull's penis”qualitycomplete, otherspots are very decayed and breakage.
走到对方跟前,猴子还在不停地磕头,它的头骨应该是被人挖开过,里面空洞洞的,事实上,它全身上下除了那条“牛鞭”质量完好以外,其余部位都很腐朽和破损。
A Zhou Zehandextends, nailin the opposite partyforeheadposition.周泽一只手伸出去,指甲点在了对方眉心位置。„Yoursoulblood, givesme.”
“把你的魂血,交给我。”Zhou Zesaidlightly.周泽淡淡地说道。„Respectfully follows the mansionMonarchlawaim.”
“谨遵府君法旨。”
A monkeyfacedreads, feels a heartfelt admiration, andinitsforeheadposition, presented a blackearthworm.
猴子一脸畏惧,心悦诚服,且在其眉心位置,出现了一条黑色的蚯蚓。Zhou Zeseizesthatearthwormto startwith the nailto pull outoutward, the earthwormis getting more and more long, is getting more and more thick.周泽用指甲掐住那只蚯蚓开始往外拔,蚯蚓越来越长,也越来越粗。InitiallyXu Qinglanghad once suggestedZhou Zegathered the soulblood of Bai Yingying, thiswas equalto grasp the Bai YingyingAchilles'heel, Zhou Zeplansnowin the same fashion, firstwhilethismonkeyscared witlesstimecontrolledthoroughly the opposite party.
当初许清朗曾建议过周泽收取白莺莺的魂血,这样就等同于掌握了白莺莺的命门,周泽现在就打算以同样的方式,先趁着这只猴子魂不守舍的时候把对方彻底掌控住。However, the soulblood of thismonkey, but also is really sturdy, thisalsoexplained the fearfulness of thismonkeyfrom one side.
不过,这只猴子的魂血,还真是粗壮啊,这也从侧面说明这只猴子的可怕。In the metropolis, whywill runsuddenlythismonkey?
都市之中,为什么会忽然跑出来这只猴子?In the meantime, the soulbloodcaughtsuddenly, Zhou Zemakes an effortto draw, finallydoes not draw.
就在此时,魂血忽然卡住了,周泽用力去拉,结果拉不动。But a faceawemonkeyalsogawked, the visionsuddenlybecomesincomparablepure brightness!
而原本一脸敬畏地猴子也愣了一下,目光忽然变得无比清明!MansionMonarch of keeping aloofmustscreen outownsoulblood, thisisownbeing honored, islawaim that are unable to revolt against, does mansionMonarch but who keeps aloofwhypull outsodifficultlyincludingownsoulblood?
高高在上的府君要抽走自己的魂血,这是自己的荣幸,是自己无法反抗的法旨,但高高在上的府君为何连自己的魂血都抽得如此困难?Suddenly, the monkeymouthsplit, sent outseverehowl, itsclawdirectrackettoZhou Ze.
猛然间,猴子嘴巴裂开,发出了一声厉啸,其爪子直接拍向了周泽。Zhou Zeonlyfeltoneselfwere hitby a cargo trainwhen the body, butinoneselfwas hitflies, hisnailinstantaneouslycatches up, cut off the soulblood of opposite partydirectly.周泽只感到自己被一辆大货车撞在了身上,但在自己本人被撞飞之际,他的指甲瞬间发力,直接掐断了对方的魂血。„Crash-bang............”
“哗啦…………”Zhou Zecracked-upbehindglass, the whole personpouredin the glassdisintegrating slag, raised the head, chestfluctuating, the corners of the mouthhad the bloodto overflow, whole body, was the acheis more incomparable.周泽撞碎了身后的玻璃,整个人倒在了玻璃碎渣之中,抬起头,胸口一阵起伏,嘴角有鲜血溢出,全身上下,更是疼痛无比。
„ deserve to die, youare notmansionMonarch!
“该死,你不是府君!Yourthisscoundrel, daresto pretend to bemansionMonarchunexpectedly! ”
你这个混账,竟然敢冒充府君!”
The monkeystartedto go crazy, although the soulbloodhad not been drawncompletelybyZhou Ze, reason that becausecut offbyZhou Ze, without the meansmadeitbe killed violentlyimmediately, butruineditspracticingfoundationsufficiently.
猴子开始发狂了,虽然魂血没有完全被周泽抽出来,但因为被周泽掐断的缘故,哪怕没办法使得它当即毙命,但足以毁掉它的修行根基。Zhou Zesupportedto crawlforcefully, the bodyeverywhereby the opening of glassdisintegrating slagseparate, seemedverydistressed.周泽强行撑着爬了起来,身上到处都是被玻璃碎渣割裂的口子,显得很是狼狈。However, thatmonkey is the same in the wild animal that this timeactuallygoes crazyprobably, plungedZhou Zedirectly.
然而,那只猴子在此时却像是发了疯的野兽一样,直接扑向了周泽。„plop!”
“噗通!”
A person of monkeyhitinone, but the strength of this timemonkeysmallwere too more than previoustime, a person of monkeypesteredmutuallyis turningseveralto rollon the groundcontinuously.
一人一猴撞在了一起,只不过这次猴子的力道比上次小了太多,一人一猴互相纠缠着在地上连续翻了好几个滚。
„ Thisismyfate, ismycauses and effects, the Heavenly Daoallows, to go into debtto render back the money, perfectly justified!
“这是我的宿命,也是我的因果,天道允许,欠债还钱,天经地义!Yoursmallghost messenger, whymustobstruct, do youreallywork asaretenpalaceYama? ”
你小小一个鬼差,为何要来阻挠,你真当自己是十殿阎罗?”Zhou Zehad not replied, butpricksin the body of monkeywithownnailruthlessly, the wealth in monkeywithin the bodyevaporatesunceasinglyoutward, thatflavor, even ifyouwear the gas maskto estimate that has not affected.周泽没回答,而是用自己的指甲狠狠地刺入猴子的身体之中,猴子体内的脓水不断地往外蒸发,那味道,哪怕你戴着防毒面具估计都没有丝毫作用。Finally, both sidesafteroneroundfights, the body of monkeydejectedlost the strength, threw downinone side, Zhou Zecrawledstaggering, histen fingernailshad been corrodedmost probably.
终于,双方在一轮掐架之后,猴子的身体颓然地失去了力道,摔倒在了一侧,周泽踉踉跄跄地爬起来,他的十指指甲已经被腐蚀了大半。Heisonetreasures the person of nailvery much, even ifwhen the ancestors, controlled the scalpel, healsoprunedoneselfnailfrequently, not to mentionthis whole lifenailwas more importantregardingoneselfnaturallytreasures.
他是一个很爱惜指甲的人,哪怕是在上辈子,操控手术刀之余,他也经常修剪自己的指甲,更别提这辈子指甲对于自己来说更加重要自然更加珍惜。Butat present, actuallydoes not haggle overthesetimes, someZhou Zeat heartlingering fear, ifwere notdocument on the handdeceived the opposite party, canobtainbyoneselfoffensivecut off the soulblood of opposite party, theseroundencountered, possiblylay downin the person of groundis.
但眼下,却不是计较这些的时候,周泽心里有些后怕,如果不是自己手上的证件欺骗了对方,让自己得以获得先手掐断了对方的魂血,这一轮交锋下来,可能躺在地上的人就是自己了吧。Thisis not the ghost,
这不是鬼,Thisis a monster,
这是一只妖,Zhou Zewas scolding itselfat heartmany,周泽在心里骂了自己好多遍,Whyoneselfmustwith, almostdieto the pitoneself.
自己为什么要跟上来,差点把自己给坑死。
The peopleare such a complexanimal, hecanmakesby the sense of justice and so-calledconscienceimpulsion of flashunderdoes not haggle over the consequence the matter, butwill often regretlaterconstantly,
人就是这样子的一种复杂动物,他能被一瞬间的正义感和所谓的良心冲动之下做出不计较后果的事情,但随后往往又会后悔不迭,Feltoneselfarestupid cunt.
觉得自己是个煞笔。Zhou Zefeltoneselfwill experiencethismatter to callUnclepolice officernext time, makingthemsolve, like thisoneselfcanleavesatisfiedly.周泽觉得自己下次遇到这种事儿应该打电话给警察叔叔,让他们来解决,这样自己就能心安理得地离开了。
Did Madam Baistop over for 200yearsinTongcheng, little lolidid not turn a blind eye?白夫人在通城逗留了两百年,小luoli不也睁一只眼闭一只眼么?Shakes the head, inassorted the thought the mindabandons, Zhou Zelooked atmonkey.
摇摇头,将脑海中杂七杂八的念头抛弃,周泽看了看身边的猴子。
The monkeymouthopens, the visionstartsto become the pollution, the bodyalsostartedto seem like the balloonto leak airinthis time was the same, slowlygot downwitheredly, butithas not died, becauseit can also speak.
猴子嘴巴张开,目光开始变得浑浊,身体也在此时开始像是气球漏气了一样,慢慢地干瘪下去,但它还没死,因为它还能说话。„Ipracticethreesixty-year cycle, results in the chance, delivers the goodreason, the becoming a ghostcharm, peeping the main road...... asunusual category, obtains enlightenmentin the world of the living, is really not easy.”
“我修行三甲子,得机缘,送善缘,成精魅,窥大道……身为异类,于阳间得道,实属不易。”
Before everyone dies, as iflikedrecallingownpast, ownsaidhis entire lifeflamboyant many are not easy, the mentality of thismonkey, actually, could not missmany.
每个人死之前似乎都喜欢回忆一下自己的过去,把自己的一生说得多牛逼多不容易,这只猴子的心态,其实和人,也差不了多少了。„Led a pious lifeso manyyears, cannot provide lodgingunderoneselfthatgadget.”Zhou Zeputs out a blood, inhisgaps between teethalsocovered entirely the blood threads.
“修行了这么多年,也管不住自己下面的那根玩意儿。”周泽吐出一口鲜血,他齿缝间也是布满了血丝。„A sixty-year cyclemortal body, sixty-year cycleemergesonetimereincarnation.” The voice of monkeystartsbecomesweak, butsoundsalsobrings the enormousclang,
“一甲子一具肉身,一甲子一次脱胎轮回。”猴子的声音开始变得微弱起来,但听起来还带着极大的铿锵,
„ My sixty-year cycledensificationmortal bodypractices, startsfrom the beginning, practicesfrom the beginning, in the mountains and plains, rescues the passer- by wrong pathwilderness, picksto send to the medicinal herbtoat the foot of the mountainvillagers, drives awaynearbymountainto be strangeandghosts and demons.
“我一甲子一次重化肉身修行,从头开始,从头修行,于山野之中,搭救迷途荒野的路人,给山脚下的村民采摘送去药材,驱赶附近的山怪和鬼魅。Althoughnotemplebody, butgood is actually the duty of mountain spirit, aidsFangshanwildcommon peoplefrom generation to generation, even ifnow, howeverhasmystone carvinginthatsmall town, the local areais also spreading the story of godmonkeyhelping other. ”
虽无庙身,但行的却是山神之职,护佑一方山野百姓一代又一代,哪怕如今,于那处小镇中亦然有我之石雕,当地也流传着神猴助人的故事。”Zhou Zescratchedscratchingonownclothesownnail, looksnail that the breakagecannot withstand, regrettedat heartvery much, naturally, regarding the words that the monkeyspoke, Zhou Zemerelyrevealedwipesto sneer.周泽将自己的指甲在自己的衣服上擦了擦,看着破损不堪的指甲,心里很是惋惜,当然,对于猴子所说的话,周泽只是露出一抹冷笑。
A godmonkey?
一只神猴?Mountain spirit that protects the mountain person?
一只守护山民的山神?Takes pleasure in serving others?
助人为乐?Yourthistook pleasure in serving othersoverdone, the husbandwent outto work, did youhelp the husbandcomfortdefend the wife in boudoiralone?
你这助人为乐得过火了吧,人家丈夫出去打工了,你都去帮人家丈夫安慰独守闺房的妻子?Moreover, when associatesjustwent upstairsthisgoodssideto hit the image of greymachineon the wall, but also is very difficultto make one itwith the godmonkeylink.
而且,联想一下自己刚刚上楼时这货侧在墙壁上打灰机的形象,还真的很难让人把它跟神猴联系在一起。„Do not performtooneself, onlypickedsaidof pleasant to hear.”Zhou Zeraises the hand, preparesmakesoneto settletothismonkey.
“别自己给自己唱戏,只捡好听的说。”周泽重新扬起手,准备给这只猴子做一个了结。
„ Isthey, whenIpractice for the fourth time the rotation, seizesmortal body that Ijustrotated, thenI, but also a merelylittle monkey, her husbandwas the lumberjackin the mountain forestat that time, breaksto drop the canyon, wasthenIgoesto send to the fruit and dewtohim, wasIgoes totheircampsto makehisco-workerrescuehim.
“是他们,在我第四次修行轮转之际,捉住我刚刚轮转的肉身,当时的我,还只是一只小猴子,她的丈夫当时在山林里做伐木工,摔伤跌落峡谷,是当时的我去给他送去了果子和露水,是我去他们营地引着他的工友去搭救了他。Howeverheactuallywhenrescue, tocut wood the rope of lockusingto tieme, tohislaborrules of friendship:
但是他却在获救时,以伐木所用之绳锁缚住我,对他的工友道:Being survivedmusthave the happiness in old age, heard that the monkey brainsare greatly friendly, takingdelivershiswifeto tasteit, inhas the effectsterile! ”
大难不死必有后福,闻之猴脑大善,取之送其妻尝之,于不孕有奇效!”Last, the monkeywith the literary styleold saying said that thiscandisplayitsanger, candisplayitto be at point of death, the consciousnesschaos, has gradually usedoneselfmostcustom the wayto speaksubconsciously.
最后一段,猴子是用文言古话说的,这可以表现出它的愤怒,同时也能表现出它已经处于弥留之际了,意识已经逐渐混沌,下意识地用自己最习惯的方式去说话。„Makesmystart, takesmymarrow, shearsmymeat, dividesfeedsitwith the people, big of wordmakes up!”
“开吾头,取吾髓,割吾肉,分与众人啖之,言之大补!”
The monkeywas saying said that has been reducingtoit of ordinarymonkeybodysizestartsto shiver, thisis an anger of clenched jawsangry, thoroughmarrow!
猴子说着说着,已经缩小到普通猴子身子大小的它开始颤抖起来,这是一种咬牙切齿地愤怒,深入骨髓的愤怒!Practicesthreesixty-year cycle, does good deedsto do good deeds, aids a side, in the magical skillsoon the accomplishmenteve, will actually be destroyed in a moment, does not dieofownfoe, butdiesin the personhand that oneselfrescue,
修行三甲子,行善积德,护佑一方,却在道行即将大成的前夕,毁于一旦,不是死于自身的仇敌,而是死在自己救的人手里,Thistradesto beanyone, is a dreadfulhatred.
这换做谁,都是一种滔天恨意。
„ Mymortal bodyhas destroyed, the main roadhas collapsed, howeverinmyheartresents the difficultdraw!
“吾肉身已毁,大道已崩,然吾心中愤恨难平!Another daybecause, todayfruit!
他日因,今日果!I the bodydyingsay/wayhas disappeared, is willingto enterreincarnation, throwssaidinbastard, butmyheartis resentfully difficultto disappear, the state of mind can not enterunderworld, mustdescend the mountainto seek revenge, understands the causes and effects, extricatesonly thenthoroughly. ”
吾已然身死道消,愿入轮回,投于畜生道,但吾心怨难消,神魂不得入地狱,只得下山寻仇,了解因果,方可彻底解脱。”„Is thisyourassaultedwife'sreasons?”Zhou Zeasked.
“这就是你侵犯人家妻子的理由?”周泽问道。
„ thouis, Ifor the livestock, thoupresent the personto eat the livestockamperfectly justified!
“汝为人,吾为畜,汝奉人食畜乃天经地义!But the livestocktakes the resentfulreporternot to accommodateas the Heavenly Dao, howeverno? ”
而畜以怨报人则为天道不容,然否?”Zhou Zehesitanta while, nods, „however.”周泽犹豫了一会儿,点点头,“然。”Heis not willingto deny, does not wantto deny.
他不愿意去否认,也不想去否认。Naturally, eating the monkey brainsis illegal, is the wrongbehavior, butZhou Zeoneselfemotiontendency, thismonkeydescends the mountainto retaliate, almostharmscorpsetwolives, Zhou Zedoes not have the meansto accept.
当然,吃猴脑是违法的,是错误的行为,但在周泽本人的情感倾向上来看,这只猴子下山来报复,差点害出个一尸两命,周泽还是没办法接受。Onfor exampleyoulooks that the person in restaurantis eating the red-roasted pork, youwill feelwelltasteoh.
就比如你看着餐馆里的人在吃着红烧肉,你会觉得好好味哦。But ifyoulook that in the restauranthasoneflock of pigsto gnaw the foodflesh, you, do havewhatfeelings?
但如果你看着餐馆里有一群猪在啃食人肉,你作为人,有何感想?Fart that very selfishstandpoint, twistsvery much, stock, but the truthis such a truth, everyone'sstandpointis different, looked that the angle of thing is also naturally different.
很自私的立场,很歪曲的屁、、、股,但道理就是这么一个道理,大家的立场不同,看事物的角度自然也就不同。Zhou Zefeelsno matter what, the pregnant womanbellychild, is innocent.
况且,周泽觉得不管怎么样,孕妇肚子里的孩子,是无辜的。„Youare very painful, Ihelpedyouextricate, thengave a try, canyoursoul, send inunderworld.”
“你很痛苦吧,我帮你解脱了吧,然后试试看,能不能把你的灵魂,送入地狱。”„Thanked......”monkeyto say the lastcharacter.
“谢……”猴子说出了最后一个字。
The Zhou Ze’snailpricked the body of monkeyagain,周泽的指甲再度刺入了猴子的身体,
The monkeybodytrembles,
猴子身体一颤,
The bodylost the vitalitythoroughly.
身体彻底失去了生机。ButZhou Zesoughtfor a long time, waited for a long time, has not actually discovered the ghost of monkey.
但周泽找寻了许久,也等待了许久,却没发现猴子的亡魂。Thispossiblymeans, the monkeyhas been frightened out of one's wits, becauseitsretaliationcannotbe completed, thereforeitssoul can not enterunderworld.
这可能意味着,猴子已经魂飞魄散了,因为它的报复没能完成,所以它的灵魂也就不得入地狱。Stands up, Zhou Zediscovered that all around haslightblacksmogto dissipate, thisseems liketiestogether, preventsmatter that herehadbysensation, the sound that otherwisefightswith the monkeybyoneselfhere, has attractedmanypeopleto come.
站起身,周泽发现四周有一层淡淡的黑色烟雾正在消散,这像是一道结界,阻挡了这里发生的事情被外界感知,否则以自己跟猴子在这里打架的动静,早就吸引很多人过来了。Zhou Zeshoulders the corpse of monkey, holds the stairway, slowlywalksdownward.周泽将猴子的尸身扛起来,扶着楼梯口,慢慢地往下走。Simultaneouslyis exhorting itselfat heart, mustremembertoday'slesson, oneselfmerelyghost messenger, manages the ghost, mountain spiritghostkind, went beyond the businesscategory.
同时在心里嘱咐自己,要记住今天的教训,自己只是鬼差,管鬼的,山精鬼怪这一类的,超出自己业务范畴了。Taking advantage of the dim light of night, Zhou Zetook the shovel that gardenerroom/housethat sideleft behindto dig a pitin the park in hospitalsurroundingto the monkey, burieditscorpse.
借着夜色,周泽在医院外围的一个公园里拿园丁房那边遗留的铁锹给猴子挖了个坑,把它尸身埋了进去。Thenoneselfprocessed a woundsimply, after completingall these, Zhou Zesomewhattook off/escaped the strengthto depend on the big treeto sit.
然后自己简单地处理了一下伤口,做完这一切之后,周泽有些脱力地靠着大树坐了下来。Puts out the screen the cell phone that disruptsactually can also use, Zhou Zehas given the Dr. Linsending a letterbreath of:
拿出屏幕已经碎裂却还能使用的手机,周泽给林医生发了个信息:„Thatpregnant womanand did herchild, preserve?”
“那个孕妇和她的孩子,保住了么?”Crossed for fiveminutes, the Dr. Linreply:
过了五分钟,林医生回复了:„Preserved, mother and childare safe.”
“保住了,母子平安。”Zhou Zelitcigarette, made an effortto attractone, immediately afterwardfelt the lungspainful, coughsfiercely.周泽点了一根烟,用力吸了一口,紧接着感到肺部生疼,剧烈地咳嗽起来。Butquick, Dr. Linsent a pictureand a paragraph of writing,
但很快,林医生又发了一张照片和一段文字,„But, the childis an oaf, there arethreelegs.”
“不过,孩子是个畸形儿,有三条腿。”Zhou Zewatches the picture in cell phone,周泽看着手机里的照片,Thatthin and smallpremature infantlies down there peacefully, the breathis even,
那个瘦小的早产婴儿安静地躺在那里,呼吸均匀,Howeverhislower part, hasthreelegs,
但是他的下半身,却有三条腿,
A leg that comes out,
那多出来的一条腿,Probably a monkey...... tail.
像是一只猴子的……尾巴。
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