Sister-in-law's wallet was sent one anonymously express to send back by Zhou Ze. 小姨子的钱包被周泽发了一份匿名快递送了回去。 Un, 嗯, Fees to paying. 资费是到付。 The inside some 2000 dollars, by Zhou Ze along, this girl spending money were been in any case many, when help her retrieve the laborious fee/spent of wallet, Zhou Ze felt oneself collect fees very reasonably. 里面本有的两千块钱,被周泽顺了下来,反正这妮子零花钱多,就当自己帮她找回钱包的辛苦费吧,周泽觉得自己收费很合理。 Then next day, Zhou Ze saw the sister-in-law to send a friend circle: 然后第二天,周泽看见小姨子发了一条朋友圈: „This thief has the work ethics, stole my wallet actually express came back my inside card and document, this society, the good person are many.” “这个小偷好有职业道德,偷了我的钱包却把我里面的卡和证件都快递回来了,这个社会,还是好人多啊。” Zhou Ze looked at this friend circle, silent a while, 周泽看了这条朋友圈,沉默了一会儿, Ok, the silly little girl continues stupidly was good, the silly person has the silly luck. 算了,傻妞还是继续傻乎乎的好了,傻人有傻福。 Bai Yingying will delete the video USB from beginning to end to deliver to the middle-aged man elder sister home secretly, his elder sister went to the police station to report on the same day, a few days later, the local police official micro blog also issued this news. 白莺莺将删减过头尾的视频U盘偷偷送到了中年男子姐姐家,其姐姐当天就去派出所报案,几天后,当地警方官方微博也发布了这条消息。 This matter also caused big mighty waves, many people denounced severely the shamelessness and heartless and cruel of that female student, but its heat degree, with cannot compare initially when it happened completely. 这件事也引起了不小的波澜,很多人痛斥那个女生的无耻和狼心狗肺,但其热度,和当初事发时完全不能相比。 Moreover now scolds the person of this female student, initially estimated also has scolded that teacher „immoral and despicable person”. 而且现在骂这个女生的人,当初估计也骂过那位老师“衣冠禽兽”。 In brief, the day passed by tranquilly for several days, the business is as usual desolate, Bai Yingying wallows the network, the progress is amazingly quick, moreover started to be infatuated with the online game gradually, every day sat there looked that dungeon guide can look for a long time. 总之,日子就这么平平静静地过去了好几天,生意照旧冷淡,白莺莺更加沉迷网络,进步神速,而且也开始逐步迷上了网络游戏,每天坐在那里看个副本攻略都能看好久。 A net addiction young girl just like. 活脱脱的一个网瘾少女。 Dusk, eats meal in Xu Qinglang there as usual, matches Fuck Your Younger Sister juice that Xu Qinglang is researching and developing newly, 黄昏,照常在许清朗那里吃饭,配着许清朗新研发出来的草妹汁, Zhou Ze felt oneself ate meal also to be able slowly some taste. 周泽觉得自己吃饭也慢慢地能品出一些滋味了。 The food finishes, Zhou Ze as usual and Xu Qinglang divided cigarette mutually. 饭毕,周泽照例和许清朗互分了一根烟。 Xu Qinglang takes the cell phone, is brushing the micro blog, leisurely. 许清朗拿着手机,刷着微博,悠哉悠哉。 Zhou Ze discovered that the Xu Qinglang recent hotel business was getting more and more lonely, passed in and out takeaway little brother are also getting fewer and fewer, naturally, this is not the business not booming with the reason that the Xu Qinglang hotel reputation drops, because merely in front of the man, was getting more and more lazy. 周泽发现许清朗最近饭店生意越来越冷清了,进出的外卖小哥也越来越少,当然,这不是生意不景气和许清朗饭店口碑下降的原因,只是因为自己面前的这个男人,越来越懒了。 But according to the Xu Qinglang’s view, issue Zhou Ze here. 但按照许清朗的说法,问题在周泽这里。 Oneself huh are busy from the dawn to the darkness, the next door actually sits in the bookstore moves motionless, does he possibly balance to result in? 自己哼哧哼哧从天明忙到天黑,隔壁却坐在书店里动都不动,他心里怎么可能平衡得下去？ Excuse me, he has the more than 20 apartments man! 拜托,他可是有二十几套房的男人！ Why didn't have the next door poor ghost day to pass comfortably? 为什么还没隔壁穷鬼日子过得舒服？ Therefore he also this/should crosses well crosses well, should enjoy enjoys, this/should rest rests. 所以他也该好好过就好好过,该享受就享受,该休息就休息。 Degenerated. 堕落了啊。 Zhou Ze is sighing at heart. 周泽在心里叹息着。 „Hey, east district that side strange were very recently many.” Xu Qinglang puts out smoke rings to say. “嘿,最近东区那边怪事儿挺多的。”许清朗吐出一口烟圈说道。 The east district in the east side of Tongcheng urban district, slightly a little deviation town center, Literary Temple and town god's temple there, usually in also is quite lively at holidays, the person who after all burns incense are many. 东区在通城市区的东面,稍微有点偏离市中心,文庙和城隍庙都在那里,平日里也就逢年过节比较热闹,毕竟去上香的人多。 „What's wrong?” Zhou Ze shook the cigarette ash to ask. “怎么了？”周泽抖了抖烟灰问道。 „You look at this, some people sent the micro blog saying that last night when passing through Literary Temple, saw several amateur who played ancient costume cosplay, walked wants to greet, actually discovered that the person disappeared suddenly.” “你看这条,有人发微博说昨晚在经过文庙时,看见几个玩古装cosplay的爱好者,走过去想打个招呼时,却发现人忽然不见了。” „Here, said that led the parents to finish eating when the Literary Temple street following grove the dinner took a walk, seeing some people there to read poems to oppose.” “这边还有一条,说在文庙街后面的林子里带着爹妈吃完晚饭散步时,看见有人在那里吟诗作对。” „When one, is the micro blog that a driver sends, the openly expressing car(riage) after the Literary Temple that side, hearing the roadside to have many people to cry.” “还有一个,是一个司机发的微博,说开车经过文庙那边时,听见路边有不少人在哭。” Literary Temple? 文庙？ Zhou Ze knits the brows slightly, this matter, a little relates with probably. 周泽微微皱眉,这事儿,好像和自己有点关系啊。 „But, these matters made Literary Temple also hot actually, the person who it is said recently burnt incense changed, said that there changed the spirit.” Xu Qinglang says with emotion. “不过,这些事儿倒是让文庙又火了,据说最近去烧香的人变多了,都说那里变灵了。”许清朗感慨道。 „Hehe.” Zhou Ze is considering own matter. “呵呵。”周泽思量着自己的事情。 „Properly speaking, should not, Literary Temple there be the Confucianist sages in the place, is impossible to have what life to go to there to cause trouble.” Xu Qinglang said. “按理说,不应该吧,文庙那里都是儒家圣人们在的地方,不可能有什么孤魂野鬼去那里作祟。”许清朗说道。 „Should have, but possibly some people managed them before.” Zhou Ze said. “应该是有的,不过以前可能有人管他们。”周泽说道。 „That present? How managed their people?” “那现在呢？管他们的人怎么了？” „Was killed by me.” “被我杀了。” „............” Xu Qinglang. “…………”许清朗。 --- --- Unavoidablily, after at nightfall, Zhou Ze and Bai Yingying arrived at Literary Temple together. 不得已,入夜后周泽和白莺莺一起来到了文庙。 Previous Zhou Ze hits that dwarf old man here is frightened out of one's wits, then the racket the sleeves walked directly, does not carry off the half a point cloud. 上次周泽在这里把那个侏儒老者打得魂飞魄散,然后拍拍衣袖直接走了,不带走半分云彩。 But some union recent matters, was very clear, did not have the dwarf old man's control, these before acted as the student ghosts of guard of honor, starting is not slowly law-abiding, started to release for flight gradually. 但结合最近的一些事儿来看,很清楚了,没了侏儒老者的控制,那些之前充当仪仗队的书生亡魂们,开始慢慢地不安分起来,渐渐地开始放飞自我。 Zhou Ze is ghost messenger, this matter should turn over to him to manage, the dwarf old man is he kills not to mention, the mess, indeed is this/should he tidies up. 周泽是鬼差,这事儿本就应该归他管,更别提侏儒老者就是他干掉的,烂摊子,的确是该他来收拾。 „ Boss, these ghosts actually could not become the macroclimate, two months had also vanished into thin air, before their merely is supporting by the system of Literary Temple, they did not stir up trouble, ghost messenger also turned a blind eye to be disinclined to respond. “老板,这些亡魂其实成不了大气候的,过俩月也就烟消云散了,以前他们只是靠文庙的体系支撑着,他们不惹事儿,鬼差也睁一只眼闭一只眼懒得搭理。 Now they lost the fetter, after jumping to stumble for several days the heart air/Qi in of complaining venting, this/should being frightened out of one's wits is frightened out of one's wits, this/should gets down underworld also on below underworld. ” 现在他们失去了束缚,等蹦跶几天把心中的哀怨之气给发泄掉后,该魂飞魄散的就魂飞魄散,该下地狱的也就下地狱了。” Bai Yingying has Madam Bai’s to teach by personal example, to the matters of these ghosts and gods, actually looks is more insightful than Zhou Ze. 白莺莺有白夫人的言传身教,对这些鬼神之事儿,其实看得比周泽更通透。 „Does not have a look here situation unable to put down at heart, can receive good that receives.” The Zhou Ze slightly leaning head, in the student ghost that nearby seeking stops over. “不看看这里情况心里放不下,能收掉还是都收掉的好。”周泽微微侧头,在寻找附近逗留的书生亡魂。 These are unable to be admitted to the academic honor, encounters all previous scholar who on the road of studying the setback commits suicide, many ghosts arrived around Literary Temple with the enormous not indignation, from now on will be towed by the internal energy, became Literary Temple „guard of honor”. 那些无法考取功名的,在求学之路上遭遇挫折轻生的历代读书人,很多人亡魂怀着极大的不忿来到了文庙附近,自此被气机牵引,成了文庙的“仪仗队”。 Naturally, inside definitely has the person who other contribute no work but be undetected because of others, definitely is not the so-called scholar, after all the grove was big, what bird also had. 当然,里面肯定有其他滥竽充数的人,肯定不全是所谓的读书人,毕竟林子大了,什么鸟也就都有了。 These students nothing but are read poems to oppose, cry, Qing Li Baojia once in own 《Modern Times》 sixth chapter of writing: 那些书生们无非是吟诗作对,哭哭啼啼,清朝李宝嘉曾在自己《文明小史》第六回写道: „Scholar revolts, three years of inadequate. Regardless of they have not to have this matter, being not necessary manages him.” “秀才造反,三年不成。无论他们有没这回事,可以不必理他。” But what Zhou Ze is worried is if in had other gadget also „freedom”, might do something, if really has an accident, investigated to the end, oneself definitely must take part of responsibility. 但周泽担心的是如果里面有其他玩意儿也“自由”了,很可能会搞出一些事情,若是真出了什么事儿,到头追究起来,自己肯定也得负一部分责任。 merely is quiet tonight, Zhou Ze smoked half packet of smoke, Bai Yingying lies down on the lawn simply narrows the eyes to focus, is a ghost cannot see. 只是今晚静悄悄的,周泽抽了半包烟了,白莺莺干脆躺在草地上眯着眼,就是一只鬼都看不见。 When some are impatient, Zhou Ze put out a hand to pat in Bai Yingying rich and smooth circle position, looks that the meat wave tumbled, 等得有些不耐烦了,周泽伸手在白莺莺丰润圆挺的位置拍了一把,看着肉浪翻滚, Said: 道: „Shouted two, incurred these ghosts.” “喊两声,把那些鬼招出来。” Bai Yingying was turning a supercilious look to Zhou Ze, obviously has not responded this, the time of being together was long, Bai Yingying also fished out some Zhou Ze’s character customs, dares just right to act bashful the rack, making Zhou Ze insufficiently repugnant. 白莺莺对着周泽翻了一个白眼,显然没搭理这一茬,相处的时间久了,白莺莺也摸出了周泽的一些性格习惯,也敢恰到好处地拿捏一下架子,让周泽不至于反感。 „human world like the dream, pours wine on the ground river moon/month, the native country patrols, seriously was the people are no longer the same.” “人间如梦,一尊还酹江月,故国神游,当真是物是人非了。” Together the voice of man after that tree transmits. 一道男子的声音自那棵树后传来。 immediately afterward, a foot wears the boots, wore the man of official's robe to walk, the man remained is representing the dignified long beard, the facial features were upright, the stature was straight, looked was an official. 紧接着,一名脚穿长靴,身着官袍的男子走了出来,男子留着代表着威严的长胡须,面容方正,身材笔挺,一看就是当官的。 It is not right, looks is before death is the person of being an official. 不对,一看就是生前是当官的人。 Moreover after his head, keeps the long whip. 而且他脑袋后还留着长长的鞭子。 Bai Yingying stands slowly, looks at front man, then said with amazement: 白莺莺慢慢地站起来,看着面前的男子,然后惊讶道: „Boss, I said how unable to see these student ghosts tonight, gathered is all swallowed by him!” “老板,我说怎么今晚一直见不到那些书生亡魂,合着全被他吞了！” Zhou Ze also looked, this man seemed like the bearing to be striking, but in his belly, can see many small luminous spots, should by he swallowed the student ghost. 周泽也看出来了,这个男子看起来气度斐然,但在他肚子里,可以看见很多个小光点,应该都是被他吞了的书生亡魂。 „Hehe, in the prime minister stomach is good to pole a boat, I am not a prime minister, but in any case once was the nine chief ministers, this belly, puts down their these all previous imperial civil service examination families whose fortunes are on the decline to have no issue.” “呵呵,宰相肚里好撑船,我不是宰相,但好歹曾官拜九卿,这张肚皮,放下他们这些历代科举破落户还是没什么问题的。” „Ok, you, got down.” “行了,就你了,下去吧。” Zhou Ze prepares to open doorknob of fellow underworld to grasp. 周泽准备打开地狱之门把这家伙抓下去。 The opposite party swallowed many student ghosts, seeming like the vigor is truly good, the ghosts that goes to the bookstore to read is better compared with common these frequently on many. 对方是吞了不少书生亡魂,看起来精气神确实不错,比寻常那些经常去自己书店看书的亡魂们要好上不少。 But also really arriving lets the situation that Zhou Ze dreads. 但还真到让周泽忌惮的地步。 Is a ghost, has the mortal body, is really two matters. 都是鬼,有没有肉身,真的是两码事儿。 Moreover oneself have the nail. 而且自己还有指甲。 „Are you local ghost messenger?” The men look to Zhou Ze, acts with constraint saying: „Can have with the qualifications that this official are treated equally actually.” “你是本地鬼差？”男子看向周泽,矜持道:“倒是能有和本官平起平坐的资格。” „Yo, the tone is really big, did the Qing dynasty perish?” “哟,口气真不小,大清亡了？” The Bai Yingying taunt said. 白莺莺嘲讽道。 „Man spoke, to have you this woman interrupt, step down for this official.” The men have scold dignifiedly. “男人说话,有你女人插嘴的份儿么,给本官退下。”男子颇具威严地呵斥道。 Bai Yingying pinched own knuckle, sends out crack. 白莺莺捏了捏自己的指节,发出一阵脆响。 The men looked that prepares to open gate of underworld Zhou Ze to another side, said: 男子看向另一侧准备打开地狱之门的周泽,道: „ This potential difference person, this official has the academic honor in the body, once ruled a roost, even if must be delivered, shouldn't be so casual? “这位差人,本官有功名在身,也曾执一部牛耳,就算是要被送下去,也不该这般随便吧？ this official in human world with a netherworld judge, that judge said before one's death once this official will die in 21st Year of the Sexagenary Cycle on March 19. 况且,本官生前曾在人间遇一阴司判官,那位判官说本官会在甲申年三月19日死去。 this official is trembling, in constant anxiety, endured that day finally, but after on that day, this official has not actually died. 本官战战兢兢,惶惶不可终日,终于熬到了那一日,但那一日之后,本官却没有死。 The this official destiny adds the body obviously sufficiently, the netherworld custom, does not enjoy on this official, therefore, this official urged you to toss about the time not by any means in vain. 足以可见本官气运加身,就连阴司的规矩,在本官身上亦不受用,所以,本官还是劝你切莫白白折腾功夫了。 When the this official native country tour ended, to get down, this official naturally can get down, perhaps after waiting for this official to get down, can seek netherworld to supervise the assignment of division, if in the future will meet, you must kneel down to salute to me, will shout an Sir respectfully. ” 待本官故国游览结束,若是想下去,本官自然会下去,说不定等本官下去后,也能谋一个阴司监司的差事,日后若是见面,你还得对我下跪行礼,恭敬地喊一声大人。” „You, really under hit very much.” Bai Yingying said with a smile. “你这人,真的是欠打得很啊。”白莺莺笑道。 „No, this explained that others hometown atmosphere is simple and honorable, otherwise he when radically did not grow up must be killed.” “不,这说明人家家乡风气淳朴,不然他根本等到不长大就得被人打死了。” „ Absurd, snort/hum, this official is disinclined and others to pull the advantages of these argument with, the this official not lies, if you plan to send under escort under this official forcefully underworld, that prepares for tying this mountain ridge. “岂有此理,哼,本官懒得与尔等扯这些口舌之利,本官并未虚言,你若是打算强行押解本官下地狱,那就做好结这梁子的准备。 The netherworld judges do not have the means to decide the this official time of death, let alone is your small ghost messenger? ” 阴司判官都没办法定准本官的死期,更何况是你这小小鬼差？” Zhou Ze sharply is not opening the door of underworld actually, only thought that this person is very at present interesting . Moreover, to be honest, the modern ghost has nothing unusually, but in the ancient times ghost, 周泽倒是不急着打开地狱之门了,只觉得眼前这人挺有趣,而且,说实话,现代鬼没什么稀奇,但是古代鬼, Really rare. 真少见。 People often said that the precious cultural relic is record of history, oneself present, is in the true sense the reread machine of history. 人们常说珍贵的文物是历史的记载品,自己眼前的这位,才是真正意义上历史的复读机啊。 „After your head, has the braid, but puts on was not the official's costume of Qing dynasty.” Zhou Ze carefully looked at a while , to continue saying: „ Should be the official's costume of Ming Dynasty. “你脑袋后留着辫子,但穿的可不是清朝的官服。”周泽仔细看了一会儿,继续道:“应该是明朝的官服。 It is not right, you just also said that you once were the nine chief ministers, but the official's costume of this Ming Dynasty was not of nine chief ministers, instead was the clothing of low official. ” 不对,你刚又说你曾官拜九卿,但这身明朝的官服可不是九卿的那种,反而是低品官的服饰。” Male hears word, said proudly: „ The this official two dynasties are the officers, previous dynasty the censor, the successor dynasty nine chief ministers, the benefitting common people, the formal name was striking. 男子闻言,傲然道:“本官两朝为官,前朝御史,后朝九卿,造福百姓,官名斐然。 What clothes wears as for this official, qualifications how can there be you butt in? ” 至于本官穿什么衣服,岂有你置喙的资格？” Zhou Ze puts out the cell phone, input „21st Year of the Sexagenary Cycle to check on March 19”, then said with a smile: 周泽拿出手机,输入“甲申年三月19日”查了一下,然后笑道: „That judge has not spoken incorrectly, you truly should deserve to die in 21st Year of the Sexagenary Cycle on March 19.” “那位判官没说错,你确实应该死于甲申年三月19日。” „Utter nonsense, this official has not died of that day, this official died in bed of old age/be exhausted finally, enjoys the beautiful posthumous name!” The men disdain said very much. “一派胡言,本官可并未死于那一日,本官是最后寿终正寝,享有美谥！”男子很不屑地说道。 „You should that day die .” Zhou Ze said again, then on the face showed the smile of ridicule, „, but you have not gone brazenly.” “你该那一天死的,真的。”周泽重复道,然后脸上露出了讥讽的笑容,“但你厚着脸皮没去死啊。” „Boastful talk lie!” The men wield the sleeves, „does not know so-called!” “狂言妄语！”男子一挥衣袖,“不知所谓！” „You think again 21st Year of the Sexagenary Cycle on March 19 was what day, you should doesn’t deserve to die!” “你再想想甲申年三月19日到底是什么日子,你该不该死！” Zhou Ze aggravated the tone, scolded. 周泽加重了语气,呵斥道。 The men knit the brows slightly, seems like in the consideration and recollection, 男子微微皱眉,似乎是在思量和回忆, Finally, 终于, Fiercely, 猛地, His body trembled, reveals startled accommodated, 他身子一颤,露出了惊容, Then looked at behind Literary Temple, 然后再看了一眼身后的文庙, At this moment, 这一刻, He understands finally why after dies , when the ghost soul turns over to the native place, will be taken into custody in this Literary Temple, in the imperial civil service examination loser with these his mouth crossed together ignorantly for several hundred years! 他终于明白为何自己死后亡魂魂归故里时,会被羁押在这座文庙之内,和那些他口中的科举失败者一起浑浑噩噩地过了几百年！ „This...... this...... this......” “这……这……这……” The men sat scared fall down. 男子失魂落魄地坐倒在了地上。 21st Year of the Sexagenary Cycle on March 19, 甲申年三月19日, On this day Ming Dynasty destroyed, Emperor Chongzhen hung oneself on Coal Hill, the Ming Dynasty hundred officers the day of Monarch going help in dangerous situation. 这天正是明朝覆亡,崇祯皇帝自缢煤山,明朝百官从君赴难的日子。