little loli opened the door, takes a look to inside, sees Zhou Ze and Bai Yingying on the bed. 小luoli推开了门,向里头瞅了瞅,见周泽和白莺莺都在床上。 Zhou Ze lies down there rests just soundly, Bai Yingying takes that as if unable to look «Maid Self- Training» that forever is continue look. 周泽躺在那里睡得正香,白莺莺则是拿着那本似乎永远都看不完的《女仆的自我修养》在继续看着。 „ Empress empress, “皇后娘娘, Big pig's feet did rest? ” 大猪蹄子睡了？” little loli shouts low voice. 小luoli小声地喊道。 Bai Yingying put down the book in hand, to little loli that stands in the entrance white, but still the corners of the mouth belt/bring said with a smile: 白莺莺放下了手中的书,对着站在门口的小luoli白了一眼,但仍然嘴角带笑道: „ younger sister forest imperial concubine, “林妃妹妹, The lords just rested. ” 主子刚睡下去。” little loli walked, first looked at Zhou Ze, determined that he is really resting, then gathers side Bai Yingying , to continue to say in a soft voice: 小luoli走了进来,先看了一眼周泽,确定他真的是在睡,而后凑到白莺莺身边,继续轻声道: „Elder sister, can help?” “姐姐,能不能帮我个忙啊？” „ Looked at younger sister saying saying that “瞧妹妹这话说的, Everyone is the woman of lord, 大家都是主子的女人, Your matter, is my matter...... ” 你的事,就是我的事……” Bai Yingying could not stretch, is biting the lip, not being able to bear want to smile. 白莺莺绷不住了,咬着嘴唇,忍不住想笑。 little loli shrugs, is holding the hand of Bai Yingying, said: „Has a matter, needs you to help.” 小luoli耸了耸肩,拉着白莺莺的手,道:“有件事,需要你帮一下。” „You said.” “你说吧。” „The day after tomorrow, I have understanding ghost messenger to come, he meets probably some troublesome, needs me, when he passes through Tongcheng aids his.” “后天吧,我有个认识的鬼差要来,他好像遇到些麻烦,需要我在他经过通城的时候接应他一下。” „Un?” “嗯？” Some Bai Yingying doubts, properly speaking these „welcoming and seeing off” matter, although oneself boss is disinclined to respond, but if little loli said with Zhou Ze on own initiative, Zhou Ze will definitely nod assent. 白莺莺有些疑惑,按理说这些“迎来送往”的事情,虽说自家老板懒得搭理,但如果小luoli主动和周泽说的话,周泽肯定会点头应允的。 Even if boss are disinclined to act, will send a person in bookstore to accompany little loli to act. 哪怕老板自己懒得出面,也会派书店里的一个人陪小luoli去出面。 In other words, little loli does not need to ask itself covertly. 也就是说,小luoli没必要偷偷摸摸地来求自己。 „That person, had once chased down old daoist and that woman surnamed Tang initially.” “那个人,当初曾追杀过老道和那个姓唐的女人。” Bai Yingying revealed the color of bright becoming aware, 白莺莺露出了明悟之色, Therefore, 所以, This matter cannot make in the reading room others know. 这件事不能让书屋里其他人知道。 Yingying is clear, of oneself boss and Chengdu, although no friendship, but , the fragrant states , after that woman surnamed Tang goes to Shanghai, have actually come back a help. 莺莺是清楚的,自家老板和蓉城的那位虽说没什么交情,但彼此之间,却有一份香火情在,那个姓唐的女人去上海后还回来过一次帮忙。 As for old daoist, not to mention, if makes him know ghost messenger that the little loli plan helps had chased down him, 至于老道,就更不用说了,要是让他知道小luoli打算帮助的鬼差是曾经追杀过他的, old daoist, 老道, old daoist affirmed...... 老道肯定…… old daoist affirmed oneself do not dare on, but will keep urging Boss Zhou to taste the fresh and tender ghost messenger nutritious flavor absolutely again. 老道肯定自己不敢上,但绝对会不停地撺掇着周老板再去品尝一下鲜嫩鬼差滋补的味道。 Also therefore, little loli can only ask Bai Yingying. 也因此,小luoli只能求到白莺莺这边了。 old permits strength is insufficient, old secure besides Zhou Ze, who orders about motionless, remaining. 老许实力不够,老安除了周泽以外,谁也支使不动,也就剩下自己了。 „Troublesome?” Bai Yingying asked. “麻烦么？”白莺莺问道。 „Too troublesome words, we lost directly are.” The small radish said naturally. “太麻烦的话,我们就直接丢了就是。”小萝理所当然道。 The implication can help on the help/gang, if too troublesome, that can sell sells. 言外之意就是能帮就帮,如果太麻烦,那就能卖就卖。 „Un.” Bai Yingying nods, was complies. “嗯。”白莺莺点点头,算是答应了。 little loli is very happy, then takes off the clothes to prepare also to sneak in the bedding on own initiative to sleep to think, finally put out a hand to push by Bai Yingying. 小luoli很开心,然后主动脱衣服准备也钻进被褥里困觉觉,结果被白莺莺伸手推了下来。 „Wú!” “唔！” little loli honk mouth, 小luoli嘟着嘴, Very uncomfortable. 很不爽啊。 „Takes a bath, has not taken a bath, do not go to bed, the boss does not like.” “去洗澡,没洗澡,别上床,老板不喜欢的。” „Had cleanliness/mysophobia big pig's feet to be most repugnant.” “有洁癖的大猪蹄子最讨厌了。” little loli ran angrily, 小luoli气鼓鼓地跑了出去, 20 after minutes, 二十分钟后, Traded pajamas hair also a little humidity little loli to walk, she both hands booth in front of Bai Yingying, said: 换了一身睡衣头发还有点潮气的小luoli又走了回来,她把双手摊在白莺莺面前,道: „I have washed myself in vain.” “我已经把自己洗白白了。” Saying, 说着, She got into bed finally. 她终于钻进了被窝。 However, in order to the insurance, little loli rests Bai Yingying, has not gone to that side Zhou Ze to push. 不过,保险起见,小luoli还是睡在白莺莺这边,没去周泽那边挤。 Bai Yingying continues to read, 白莺莺继续看书, little loli has turned head, read the title page of reading, said: „Looks at this uselessly.” 小luoli扭过头,看了看书的封面,道:“看这个没用的。” „Un?” “嗯？” „Theoretical knowledge is rich, does not have the actual combat to come strongly, must practice.” “理论知识再丰富,也没有实战来得强,还是得多实践。” „Practice?” “实践？” „Men are big pig's feet, he cannot control oneself, the premise will be you must provoke.” “男人都是大猪蹄子,他控制不住自己的,前提是你得会撩拨。” A tone of little loli seasoned person, 小luoli一副过来人的口吻, Indeed, 的确, At the matter of men and women, little loli truly is a seasoned person. 在男女之事上,小luoli确实是一个过来人。 Only pitifully, this body is too small, moreover she must think of the original master of this body, impossible to release for flight. 只可惜,她这具身子太小,而且她也得为这具身子的原主人着想,不可能去放飞自我。 Initially what if she entered is one few , within the body of woman, it is estimated that little loli hi has gotten up. 如果她当初进入的是一个少、、妇的体内,估计小luoli早就嗨起来了。 Bai Yingying thought some little time, to understand the meaning of little loli. 白莺莺想了好一会儿,才明白了小luoli的意思。 „ yīng yīng yīng! “嘤嘤嘤！ But under others is the ice. ” 但人家下面是冰的。” „ You are silly, is your mouth the ice? “你傻啊,你嘴是冰的？ Is your hand the ice? 你手是冰的？ Your here, 你这里, Your here, 你这里, Your is here the ice? ” 你这里都是冰的？” little loli stands up, does not rest simply, was supposing is because Bai Yingying just complied to help her, therefore she had not scolded „ stupid zombie „ at this time, but started to be the teacher of sex education. 小luoli站起身,干脆不睡了,估摸着是因为白莺莺刚答应帮她忙吧,所以这个时候她没骂“蠢僵尸“,而是开始当起了性教育的导师。 Madam Bai initially truly once was with that student dark fresh feelings, but the student bad conduct, after wants to result in the body is inadequate , the spreads rumor, causing Madam Bai to be executed in the reputation by insurance Entire family by the family member. 白夫人当初确实是曾经和那位书生暗生情愫,但书生品行不端,想得身子不成后散播谣言,导致白夫人被家人处死以保全家里的名声。 Also therefore, to the matter in this aspect, Yingying does not understand. 也因此,对这方面的事,莺莺是不懂的。 Placed the ancient times, before the female got married, will have in the family/home here senior wet nurse to take the Shunga to teach in the past, how asking you to do how to do. 放在古代,女子出嫁之前,是会有家里这边的老嬷嬷拿着春宫图过去授课,叫你怎么做怎么做。 When the teaching between masters and disciples like a raging fire is conducting, 正当师徒之间的教学如火如荼地进行着时, Was sleeping soundly Boss Zhou sensation to shaking of bed, 原本熟睡着的周老板感知到了床榻的摇动, Opened the eye blurry, 迷迷糊糊地睁开了眼, He saw sweat profusely, 他看见了香汗淋漓, Saw vermilion trace/strand to be disorderly, 看见了朱丝凌乱, Zhou Ze is thinking blurry, 周泽迷迷糊糊地想着, This dream is good, 这个梦不错啊, Compared with often went to underworld the dream of one day roaming to be much better, 比动不动去地狱的一日游的梦要好多了, Stands up from failure, 翻了个身, Zhou Ze rested. 周泽又睡过去了。 ............... …………… The liquor meets friend thousand cups of few, but was old, cannot drink. 酒逢知己千杯少,但年纪大了,也不能多喝。 The old daoist hear of bosses have said that before every year rescue of even hospital rescue passed away because of the alcoholism invalid directly . 老道听自家老板说过,以前每年因酒精中毒进医院抢救的甚至抢救无效直接一命呜呼的,非常之多。 Because after many people present the acute alcoholism, nearby person thinks that his merely drank, needs to rest, this also often made him miss the time of rescue, when really did not discover when to delivering to the hospital went, the person do not have the heartbeat. 因为很多人出现急性酒精中毒后,旁边的人以为他只是喝多了,需要歇歇,这也往往使得其错过了抢救的时间,等真的发现不对送到医院去时,人都没心跳了。 The old man is tidying up the tableware, old daoist plans to help, but the old man said that does not use. 老头在收拾碗筷,老道打算帮忙,但老头说不用。 „I walked.” “那我就走了啊。” The weather, the dinner has not eaten late, must say goodbye. 天色不晚了,晚饭也吃过了,得告辞了。 „Night road is difficult to walk, careful.” The old man reminded. “夜路不好走,小心点。”老头提醒道。 „Haha, fears damn?” “哈哈,怕见鬼么？” „Feared, naturally feared.” “怕,当然怕了。” „Ghost has anything to be good to fear.” “鬼有什么好怕的。” old daoist roars conceited waves, goes out. 老道牛气哄哄挥挥手,出了门。 As the saying goes, has plenty of food and clothing to think of that anything, old daoist goes downstairs, again after that tunnel, saw that big younger sister to sit in the entrance, in the hand is knitting the woolen sweater. 俗话说,饱暖思那啥,老道下了楼,再经过那个巷道时,又看见了那位大妹子坐在门口,手里在打着毛衣。 old daoist turned wriggling the waist, made to overhaul, thinks, walked. 老道扭了扭腰,自我做了一下检修,想了想,还是走了过去。 The old men chatted send the youngster to be crazy, 老夫聊发少年狂, A tree pear flower presses the hypericum! 一树梨花压海棠！ Kidney empty, sometimes after is excessively tired. 肾虚,有时是在过度劳累之后。 Naturally, this is not most awkward, 当然,这不是最尴尬的, What is most awkward, 最尴尬的是, When old daoist prepares to pay up WeChat or the payment, 老道准备结账微信或者支付款时, Touches the pocket, 一摸口袋, Discovered own cell phone unexpectedly not on body. 发现自己手机居然不在身上。 Is good because of this big younger sister is the person of bright affair, 好在这个大妹子是个明事理的人, Although old daoist is insufficient to have „willow shore morning breeze and lingering moon” Liu Yong that type to chase , the skill of prostitute free, 老道虽然不至于有“杨柳岸晓风残月”柳永那种可以免费嫖、、娼的本事, But was also the friend of middle and old aged woman, 但也算是中老年妇女之友了, The people had not thought that old daoist wants to play other overlord chicken, 人也没觉得老道是想玩霸王别鸡, Even also said that intimately does not need to give money is also all right. 甚至还贴心地说不用给钱也没事儿。 old daoist deliberately considered, was supposing the cell phone should drinks to drink in the building and that old man, put on the table conveniently, when came out also forgot to take. 老道一阵寻思,估摸着手机应该是在楼上和那个老头喝酒喝多了,随手放桌上了,出来时也忘记带上了。 Comforted a big younger sister to let him wait/etc. oneself, old daoist „rubbed” immediately and goes upstairs. 安抚了一下大妹子让他等等自己,老道当即“蹭蹭蹭”地又上了楼。 Without has not closed, pushed shoves open. 没没关,一推就推开了。 In the room turns off a light, 屋子里关着灯, Jet black piece. 漆黑一片。 „Hey, Brother, my cell phone fell here, takes cell phone, you in not?” “喂,老弟,我手机落这里了,来拿手机的,你在不？” old daoist stood in the entrance shouted, no one responded. 老道站在门口喊了一声,没人回应。 old daoist touch the switch simply, 老道干脆自己去摸开关, But the switch actually presses does not turn on a light, 但开关却按不亮灯了, Was the light bulb bad? 灯泡坏了？ old daoist was trying to find out arrived by the dining table, looked for a long time, touched own cell phone. 老道摸索着走到了饭桌旁,找了好久,摸到了自己的手机。 Thank God, the cell phone also here, then can get down to pay money to the big younger sister ; 谢天谢地,手机还在这里,这下可以下去给大妹子付钱了; The big younger sister is not easy, 大妹子也不容易, Oneself cannot eat without paying. 自己也不能吃白食。 He turned on the flashlight of cell phone, illuminated, goes to another position to turn on the light, discovered that this lamp is not bright. 他打开了手机的手电筒,照了一下,又去另一个位置开灯,发现这个灯也不亮。 In the family/home tripped? 家里跳闸了？ But where did that brother go to? 但那位老弟去哪里了？ The greater part of the night threshold does not close, person not at home? 大半夜地门不关,人也不在家里？ He had said have the senile dementia, 他可是说过自己有老年痴呆的, Do not drink to drink with oneself, suffered a relapse to run, 别跟自个儿喝酒喝多了,犯病跑出去了, If there is what accident/surprise, 万一出个什么意外, In the old daoist conscience will really feel sorry. 老道良心上真的会过意不去的。 old daoist first went to that side the kitchen to look, went to the bathroom to look at one, no one. 老道先去厨房那边看了一下,又去卫生间看了一眼,都没人。 Opens the door of bedroom, 推开卧室的门, Illuminated with the flashlight, 用手电筒照了一下, On inside only summer sleeping mat, no one. 里头仅有的一张凉席上,也没人。 „, Didn't the person really run?” “不是吧,人真的跑出去了？” old daoist rubs their head, some worries. 老道摸了摸头,有些担心。 He opened second the door of room subconsciously, 他下意识地推开了第二个房间的门, Inside only has freezer, 里头只有一个冰柜, Without other things, 没有其他东西, Also no one. 也没人。 Also not here, 也不在这里, It seems like really went out. 看来是真的出去了。 When the old daoist preparation goes to find the person, 正当老道准备出去找人时, Suddenly hesitant, 忽然犹豫了一下, The vision looks again to that freezer, 目光再看向那个冰柜, How to feel, 怎么感觉, Did freezer seem like moved? 冰柜像是被移动过了？ It is not very definite, but has this feeling. 不是很确定,但就是有这种感觉。 old daoist walked, illuminates toward in the start machine operator flashlight. 老道走了进去,拿着手机手电筒往里照着。 On the wall, reflected the old daoist shadow, 墙壁上,倒映出了老道的影子, Very long, 很长, Very high, 很高, Probably the black paint, was sprinkled on the wall. 像是黑色的油漆,被泼在了墙上。 freezer is closing, but old daoist remembers before , look, freezer leans is putting, this time is putting. 冰柜是关着的,但老道记得之前自己看的时候,冰柜是侧着放的,这次是正着放了。 Puts out a hand, 伸手, Opened the freezer cover. 拉开了冰柜的盖子。 The hand of old daoist shakes fiercely, 老道的手猛地一抖, Almost screamed, 差点尖叫出来, Meat, 肉, All is the meat, 全是肉, Full freezer meat!!! 满满一冰柜的肉！！！ Are more much the meat!!! 多得不得了的肉！！！ But quick, 但很快, old daoist discovered that here is the frozen chicken, duck meat and beef also has ham anything, is the normal meat. 老道发现这里头都是冻的鸡肉、鸭肉、牛肉还有火腿什么的,全是正常的肉。 Has a false alarm, 虚惊一场, Hū, 呼, It seems like that 看来, Oneself were by that big fetters causing the trauma. 自己是被那个大羁绊给弄出心理阴影了。 This old man also is really, knows that you like eating the meat, but doesn't need to store up so many meat? 这老头也真是的,知道你爱吃肉,但也不用储存这么多的肉吧？ Is afraid itself to run to go shopping will become lost, therefore goes out to buy a big pile to come back simply one time to preserve? 难道是害怕自己跑出去买东西会迷路,所以干脆出去一次就买一大堆回来储藏着？ This reason could convince probably, 这个理由好像说得通啊, Regarding that old man, 对于那个老头来讲, Every goes out one time quite therefore goes to the Gate of Death mouth to walk. 每一次出门都相当于是去鬼门关口走一圈。 „Un?” “嗯？” What is this? 这是什么？ old daoist puts out a hand, with flashlight according to freezer, while moves out of the way the above freezing chicken beef with the hand, 老道伸手,一边用手电筒照着冰柜里,一边用手把上面的冷冻鸡肉牛肉挪开, After moving out of the way, 挪开之后, When seeing following, 在见到下面的这一幕时, The pupil of old daoist contracts instantaneously, 老道的瞳孔瞬间收缩, Body fiercely one stiff, 身体猛地一僵, The cell phone also fell into freezer inside, 手机也掉进了冰柜里里头, Suddenly, 一时间, Entire room, 整个房间, Jet black piece! 漆黑一片！ „Mother!!!” “妈嘢！！！” Ten after seconds, 十秒后, In entire block of flats, 整栋公寓楼里, Resounded through the old daoist pitiful yell sound! 响彻起了老道的惨叫声！