LNBH :: Volume #4

#309: Poor sickness!


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old daoist patted the mud on Daoist robe, discovered that was really many, was disinclined to handle again, squatted simply near stretch/open Yanfeng, took out the cigarette, gave stretch/open Yanfeng one. 老道拍了拍道袍上的泥泞,发现实在是太多了,也就懒得再打理了,干脆蹲在张燕丰边上,取出香烟,递给了张燕丰一根。 stretch/open Yanfeng received the smoke, slowly also squatted. 张燕丰接过了烟,慢慢地也蹲了下来。 stretch/open Yanfeng the age is also big, old daoist was bigger, 张燕丰年纪也不小,老道年纪就更大了, They squat the old farmer near boundary ridge between fields to watch the society drum drama of rural area probably. 俩人像是蹲在田埂边的老农在看着农村的社鼓大戏。 ............ “呼…………” stretch/open Yanfeng is somewhat hard to accept. 张燕丰还是有些难以接受。 Not nervous, distortion that three views most fear, “莫慌,三观最怕的还是扭曲, Destroyed instead did not fear, the reconstruction actually can also be easier. ” 打碎了反而不怕,重建其实还能更容易一些。” old daoist put out a hand to pat the shoulder of Officer stretch/open, continued to whisper: 老道伸手拍了拍张警官的肩膀,继续嘀咕道: Actually this land god is really pitiful, well installs anything to compel blindly, made own present can only live several volumes.” “倒是这位土地爷是真可怜,好好的瞎装什么逼啊,弄得自己现在只能活几集。” Oneself flamboyant, crazy probes can also live. 还是自己牛逼,一次次疯狂试探还能一直活着。 With Zhou Ze this boss more than one year, old daoist actually felt a person who Boss Zhou is actually very usually good to speak, basically has no personal enemy who direct can see, fully explained good of his personal connection. 周泽这个老板一年多了,老道其实觉得周老板平时其实是很好说话的一个人,也基本没什么直接看得见的仇人,足以说明他的人缘之好。 The person who because everything has a grudge with him, basically died, therefore did not have the personal enemy. 因为凡事跟他有仇的人,基本都死了,所以没仇人了。 It looks like in old daoist, Boss Zhou looked like «Kangxi To do surveys in a quiet way Recording» in profound Ye, liked installing a beggar to touch the porcelain everywhere, then always had coming that urged unlucky to step on a foot. 老道看来,周老板就像是《康熙微服私访记》里的玄烨,喜欢装个乞丐到处碰瓷,然后总有倒霉催的过来想踩一脚。 Later is acclaimed as emperor, reveals the real status, stepping on own person turns to step on broken. 之后黄袍加身,露出真实身份,把踩自己的人翻过去踩碎。 Be used to it, 习惯了, Numb, 麻木了, Had the experience. 有经验了。 old daoist puts out smoke rings, was spitting thick phlegm to the ground. 老道吐出一口烟圈,对着地上吐了一口浓痰。 Wins the check, drought demon, the feudal official and latter Sir/minister, which were the boss ancestors pinch?” “赢勾、旱魃、将臣、后卿,老板上辈子到底是哪一个捏?” old daoist pulls the start index, he has neither learning nor skill, the rivers and lakes wild words know much, but some things of old book record instead understand very little, which therefore also divides is not clear to have the old book to record existence that which the network fictionalized afterward. 老道扳着手指数着,他不学无术,江湖野话知道不少,但一些古籍记载的东西反而知之甚少,所以也分不清楚哪个是本就有古籍记载哪个又是后来网络虚构出来的存在。 But should the first choice in these four? 但应该就在这四个里头挑了吧? It is in any case flamboyant and that's the end. 反正很牛逼就是了。 „Is this zombie?” stretch/open Yanfeng asked. “这是僵尸吧?”张燕丰问道。 Un, zombie.” “嗯,僵尸。” Therefore, he is the zombie?” “所以,他是僵尸?” Un, zombie.” “嗯,僵尸。” Meaning is, he is not a person, is the zombie?” “意思就是,他不是人,是僵尸?” old daoist sighed, somewhat looked pitifully to stretch/open Yanfeng: Brother, listening to Elder Brother one to urge, to wait to ask for leave tomorrow the rest some time.” 老道叹了口气,有些可怜地看向张燕丰:“老弟,听哥哥一句劝,等明天请假休息一段时间吧。” stretch/open Yanfeng nods 张燕丰点点头 Truly must rest. 确实得休息了。 Two good corpses continue to excavate, are not aware of fatigue, the speed rapidness, has dug the house beam, 两具行尸继续开挖,不知疲倦,速度非常之快,已经挖过了房梁, immediately afterward, 紧接着, Only hears continual kacha sound gets up, the ground starts to get down hollowly, two good corpses also pounded to fall, splinters appeared below, sewed them above. 只听得连续的“咔嚓”声响起,地面开始凹陷下去,两具行尸也砸落了下去,一根根木刺在下面出现,将他们钉在了上头。 , Hand and foot were inserted, is very pitiful. 头、手、脚都被插入,很是凄惨。 But they have not actually died, but is continue struggle, although does not have the means to work loose, the pain that but this institute bears actually was still. 但他们却没死,而是在继续挣扎着,虽然没办法挣脱出去,但这种所承受的痛苦却仍然是实打实的。 Collapsed half of small land god temple body sculpture to appear under, on the half body that only saved even the paint vehicle fell similarly, this land god mixed sufficiently obviously much pitifully. 一座坍塌了一半的小土地爷庙身雕塑出现在了下方,仅存的半截身子上连漆料都掉得差不多了,足以可见这位土地爷到底混得有多凄惨。 However, 然而, To make him be without a fight like this is also impossible, request that because Zhou Ze has not negotiated, his goal is very simple, before also said: 想让他就这样束手就擒也是不可能的,因为周泽根本就没有丝毫谈判的要求,他的目的很简单,之前自己也说了: Land god ............ delicious ............ “土地爷…………好吃…………” This died of suffocation directly the other options of land god besides going all out. 这就直接堵死了土地爷除了拼命之外的其他选项。 The temple is here, although is broken, but gold/metal Woyin Nest was inferior own grass nest, once the temple body were destroyed thoroughly, then oneself these hundred years of self-tortures as well as accumulate will not be that merit of actually as before very much easily not saving will also drain thoroughly. 庙身在这里,虽然残破,但金窝银窝不如自家草窝,而且一旦庙身被彻底毁了,那么自己这百年的苦修以及所积累的不是很多却也依旧很不容易积攒下来的那点功德也将彻底付诸东流。 Meanwhile, 同时, Oneself will turn into life, the mountains and plains demon, hits in the ranks that is popular, if a luck is not good, which descending the mountain two Mt. Longhu heads runs into, perhaps will also be shouting directly enforcing justice on behalf of Heaven punctures to oneself with the peach wooden sword. 自己将变成孤魂野鬼,山野精怪,重新打入不入流的行列之中,若是一个运气不好,遇到哪个下山的中二龙虎山天师,兴许还会直接喊着“替天行道”拿桃木剑向自己刺来。 During this temple body, the qualifications of this side land, were wildly were in the past strange to compete from several hundred mountain spirits, nowadays, how possibly to give up like this? 这座庙身,这一方土地的资格,当年也是自己从数百山精野怪之中争夺过来的,现如今,怎么可能就这样放弃? Mountain not in high, has the immortal famous ; “山不在高,有仙则名; The water in the depth , without the dragon spirits! ” 水不在深,有龙则灵!” Under, 下方, Heard one to recite, 传来了一声吟唱, immediately afterward, 紧接着, The trees vine of all around region starts to be insanely long, vines seem like ropes to be the same, twined Zhou Ze’s all the limbs and bones quickly. 四周区域的树木藤蔓开始疯长起来,一条条藤蔓像是一根根绳索一样,以迅雷不及掩耳之势缠绕上了周泽的四肢百骸。 The Zhou Ze whole person tied up holds up, both feet is hanging. 周泽整个人被捆绑地举起,双足悬空。 On some tiny vines brings the sharp thorn to pierce the Zhou Ze’s skin to enter Zhou Ze within the body, by Zhou Ze was been withered, and exudes the green gloss skin to keep them out completely. 还有一些细小的藤蔓上面带着尖刺想要刺穿周泽的皮肤进入周泽体内,却被周泽干瘪且泛着绿色光泽的皮肤给完全拒之门外。 He has not moved, has not struggled, 他没动,也没挣扎, But disdaining in vision, 但目光里的不屑, Probably in appreciating the person's final performance before dying. 像是在欣赏着一个人在死前最后的表演。 Then, 而后, All around verdant vine starts rapidly becomes withers, forms color of the grey defeat, twines the Zhou Ze’s rattan also to change to the sloppy wood ash to fall in abundance voluminous. 四周青青翠翠的藤蔓开始迅速变得枯萎起来,形成一种灰败之色,缠绕着周泽的藤条也纷纷化作了草木灰洋洋洒洒地落下。 In legend, 传说中, Drought demon, scarlet thousand li (500 km)! 旱魃一出,赤地千里! Zombie, 僵尸, Brought baleful aura, bringing curses, stands in the opposite of all vitalities, in the geomancy significance barren mountains and untamed rivers can have the zombie, they, the itself is that extreme region is born, but the extreme exists. 本就自带煞气,自带诅咒,站在一切生机的对面,风水意义上的“穷山恶水”才能出僵尸,他们,本就是那种极端区域所诞生而出的极端存在。 Zhou Ze fell the ground, 周泽又落回了地面, Bends the waist, 弯下腰, Lowers the head, 低着头, Is overlooking under. 俯视着下方。 Thump ............ thump ............ “咯噔…………咯噔…………” Below incomplete statue starts to sway, has probably anything to be ready. 下方的残缺雕像开始摇晃起来,像是有什么东西在蓄势待发。 I, “我, Land god, 土地爷, Even if the merit is completely loose, 哪怕功德尽散, Temple body collapse, 庙身崩溃, Also will not bow to you! ” 也决不会向你低头!” Bang!” “砰!” The incomplete sculpture fled from the ground, a little when probably rural funeral likes putting double-bang. 残缺的雕塑从地上窜了出来,有点像是农村丧事时喜欢放的“二踢脚”。 However, 然而, Zhou Ze merely puts out a hand to below presses, 周泽只是伸手向下一按, Five long nails drew a wonderful arc, 五根长长的指甲划出了一道美妙的弧线, The statue direct crack that just also prepared to clash threateningly to changed to fragment directly collapse leisurely/scatter finally, below cavern, the dust filled the air suddenly. 刚刚还来势汹汹准备冲上来的雕像直接龟裂到最后化作了碎片直接崩散,下方的洞穴里,一时间尘土弥漫。 The big move that most takes advantage, was reduced and solved like this, moreover even the fur/superficial knowledge of opposite party does not have to injure. 最依仗的大招,就这样被化解了,而且连对方的皮毛都没伤到。 „Do I want ............ you ............ the merit ............ and temple body ............ what use?” “我要…………你…………功德…………和庙身…………何用?” The Zhou Ze corners of the mouth revealed wiped the smile, 周泽嘴角露出了一抹微笑, Yes, 是的, Other, 其他的, He does not care, 他都不在乎, His merely cares about the land god the state of mind, 只是在乎土地爷的神魂, Calls it state of mind. 姑且,称之为“神魂”吧。 What he needs is eats food supplements, what need is to nourishing of oneself incomplete condition, other, he does not care, will not care. 他需要的是进补,需要的是对自己残缺状态的滋养,其余的,他都不在意,也不会去在意。 Found out forward one step, Zhou Ze fell, the single-handed brace, fell steadily, all around, the space somewhat narrowed narrowly, this really did not seem like the temple of Local land God, was bandits and thieves hides the valuable seem like the cavern. 向前探出一步,周泽落了下去,单手撑地,稳稳地落下,四周,空间有些逼仄狭窄,这真的不像是土地公的庙宇,倒像是一个盗贼藏宝的洞穴。 And, 而且, All around ground is also place the thing of gold and silver. 四周地上也是一地的金银之物。 Finally understands why this land god more mixed miserably unexpectedly to this situation miserably, was side land, actually was still infatuated with among the gold and silver thing in common customs, such land, can cultivate/repair the big merit to come that earnest damn. 终于明白为什么这名土地爷越混越惨居然惨到了这种地步了,身为一方土地,却仍然迷恋于世俗间的金银之物,这样子的土地,能修出大功德来那才叫真的见了鬼了。 One group of green spooky gloss drift in front of Zhou Ze, 一团绿幽幽的光泽在周泽面前飘浮, Obviously flusters compares. 显然慌得一比。 He does not have the move, exactly said that he only then these abilities, but these abilities, to the present evil spirit, a point with do not have. 他已经没有招数了,确切的说,他只有这些能耐,而这些能耐,对眼前的这位凶神,一点用都没有。 Arrived finally, 到最后, In the green gloss spread final begging for mercy: 绿色的光泽里传出了最后的求饶: Here money, gives you, gives my way out!” “这里的财货,都予你,放我一条生路!” Hehe.” “呵呵。” The smile of Zhou Ze corners of the mouth, 周泽嘴角的笑容更甚, Puts out a hand, picks up a silver coin, prepares to put aside conveniently ; 伸手,捡起一把银币,准备随手丢开; Is he short of money? 他缺钱么? Spends money to bribe me? 用钱来买通我? Laughable. 可笑。 However, 然而, When he prepares throwing the silver coin in hand, 当他准备把手中的银币给丢出去时, Suddenly, 忽然间, His hand actually could not loosen, 他的手却松不开了, Held the silver coin stubbornly. 死死地抓住了银币。 This ............ 这………… Almost desperate green light halo seeing that great happiness, 几乎已经绝望的绿色光圈见状大喜, hahahahaha, 哈哈哈哈哈, It seems like possible! 看来有戏! Zhou Ze held own right hand with the left hand, forcing the right hand to open these silver coins gives to discard, but the right hand actually continues to grip the silver coin is not loose stubbornly. 周泽用左手抓住了自己的右手,强迫自己右手张开把这些银币给丢掉,但右手却继续死死地攥着银币毫不松动。 The smile of Zhou Ze corners of the mouth vanishes, 周泽嘴角的微笑消失, Displaces, 取而代之的, Is ashamed and resentful, 是羞愤, Is the anger, 是愤怒, Is discontented, 是不满, And, 以及, The anger does not struggle! 怒气不争! „Are you ............ short of money very much?” “你很…………缺钱么?” Zhou Ze asked. 周泽问道。 The right hand still grabbed the silver coin not to disperse stubbornly. 右手仍然死死地抓着银币不撒开。 Well what does money ............ have?” “钱…………有什么好的?” The right hand continues dead to grab the silver coin, remains unmoved. 右手继续死抓着银币,不为所动。 „Is money...... useful?” “钱……有什么用?” Right hand: I do not listen to me not to listen to the monk to chant scripture!” 右手:“我不听我不听和尚念经!” „...... Do not give me disgraced...... this............” “别……给我……这样……丢人……” The right hand grasped tightly. 右手抓得更紧了。 The Zhou Ze’s breath starts becomes rapid, 周泽的呼吸开始变得急促起来, He remembered a while ago the feeling in villa mirror, 他想起了前阵子在别墅镜子里的感受, At this moment, 这一刻, He really has impulsive, 他真的有一种冲动, Thinks that a fist pounds to explode own head, 想一拳砸爆自己的脑袋, Shames in saving the world! 羞于存世啊! Not only here, I have other, so long as you put me to walk, I also told you places of another two concealed gold and silver. “不光这里,我还有其他的,只要您放我走,我把另外两处藏金银的地方也告诉您。 As the saying goes, 俗话说, Three years of clear governor of prefecture, 100,000 snowflake moneys ; 三年清知府,十万雪花银; The slang also said, the thousand li (500 km) for the officer is only the wealth, small, although merely small side land, but also quite a little saves, these money Huo, give you, is not considered as that a pearl before swine. ” 俗话又说,千里为官只为财,小的虽然只是小小一方土地,但也颇有一点积蓄,这些钱货,都给您,也不算是明珠暗投。” Hears also has the places of two concealed gold and silver, 一听到还有两处藏金银的地方, Zhou Ze’s right hand, 周泽的右手, Shivered fiercely. 颤抖得更厉害了。 Roar!” “吼!” Zhou Ze sent out a low roar, 周泽发出了一声低吼, Then, 而后, Pounded own right fist directly in underground, suddenly, the dike burst, when received the hand, even if actually the discovery the silver coin distorted under the heavy pressure, turned into the silver pancake, but own right hand, is actually gripping it as before stubbornly, did not disperse! 将自己的右拳直接砸在了地下,一时间,岩壁破裂,但等把手收回来时,却发现哪怕银币都在重压之下变形了,变成银饼子了,但自己的右手,却依旧死死地攥着它,不撒开! The land god prepares to strike while the iron is hot , to continue saying: 土地爷准备趁热打铁,继续道: Not is only my gold and silver property, even my land god status can also give you. “不光是我的金银财物,连我这个土地爷身份也能让给你。 Side land, is equal to a Mr. Fang mother! 一方土地,等于一方父母! Now valuable, 现在地多值钱啊, Sells expensively, 卖得多贵啊, Therefore the house price is so high! ” 所以房价才这么高啊!” Zhou Ze disdain snort/hum, 周泽不屑地哼了一声, Let me work as the land? 让我当土地? In the past, “当年, Yellow Emperor made me guard the Yellow Springs deep sea I is not glad, 黄帝让我去看守黄泉冥海我都不乐意, This side small land, 这一方小小的土地, How I can ............ 我岂会…………” At this moment, 就在这时, Zhou Ze with astonishment discovers, 周泽惊愕地发现, Oneself could not speak unexpectedly, 自己居然说不出话了, Even the impulsion that wants to nod oneself body had to comply with unexpectedly! 甚至自己身体居然有了想要点头的答应下来的冲动! ............ Zhou Ze. “…………”周泽 In top of the head, 头顶上, old daoist searches the head to look with stretch/open Yanfeng downward, 老道跟张燕丰俩人探着脑袋在向下看着, tsk tsk.” 啧啧。” old daoist pounded pounds the mouth, sighed: 老道砸吧砸吧了嘴,感叹道: Brother, the brother my whole life was widely traveled, experienced many doubts or problems ; “老弟啊,老哥哥我这辈子走南闯北,见识了很多疑难杂症; But only a sickness, does not have the medicine medicine. ” 但只有一种病,无药可医。” What sickness is?” “是什么病?” Poor sickness.” “穷病。”
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