The faint trace cool feeling enters within the body, 丝丝凉意进入自己体内, Bulge bulge, 胀胀的, Has some tearing aching feelings, 带着些许的撕裂疼痛感, From the beginning somewhat dry, but slowly along sliding, 一开始有些干涩,但慢慢地就顺滑了, Moreover what displaces after the icy coldness is one type warm moist. 而且在冰凉之后取而代之的是一种温热潮湿。 Boss Zhou this whole life to „Xu Le” reincarnating into another’s body, on had not only been passed away by others forcefully, as for of own within the body, that is the contradictions among the people, 周老板这辈子只对“徐乐”借尸还魂过,还没被别人强行上过身,至于自己体内的那位,那是人民内部矛盾, When he comes out each time is Boss Zhou releases authority intentionally, the nature is also different. 每次他出来时都是周老板故意放权,性质也是不同的。 this time, the land god upper body, Boss Zhou opens the flood gates on own initiative forcefully in any case. 这次,土地爷主动强行上身,周老板反正大开方便之门。 You must come, 你要进来是吧, Good, 好吧, Comes. 进来吧。 This is you brings upon oneself, 这可是你自找的, Does not blame me. 不怪我。 Zhou Ze wants to develop good-neighborly relations of friendly cooperation between Tongcheng local netherworld and forehead well, 周泽是想好好发展通城当地阴司和天庭之间的睦邻友好合作关系的, Everyone peace and development, 大家和平发展, When you your Local land God, enjoy your incense and candle, when I my ghost messenger, catches my ghost to accomplish my performance. 你当你的土地公,享你的香火,我当我的鬼差,抓我的鬼做我的业绩。 At present, 眼下, Since you are not the cadre with me, 你既然拿我不当干部, I do not need to take your polite anything. 那我也就没必要拿你客气什么了。 Week salt fish no shortage of louses to bite, several Northeast immortals he receives to close in the Yin-Yang book now could not have put, the matter that before handled was also done much. 周咸鱼虱子多了不怕咬,几只东北大仙他都收了关在阴阳冊现在还放不出来呢,以前作死的事情也做了不少。 Does not hinder his early in the morning on the surface to drink the coffee to read the newspaper as usual to sun. 照旧不妨碍他大早上地喝咖啡看报纸晒太阳。 „Hehe, you are the people of government authorities.” “呵呵,你是官府的人吧。” Zhou Ze points at stretch/open Yanfeng to say. 周泽指着张燕丰说道。 stretch/open Yanfeng gawked, 张燕丰愣了一下, At this time in the Zhou Ze words has an old and mischievous timbre, this is not the Zhou Ze’s sound. 此时周泽话语里带着一种苍老且促狭的音色,这根本就不是周泽的声音。 „ Yes, he is, the master, what you have to request, raises freely, we discussed, all right cannot discuss, right? “是的,他是,爷,您有什么要求,尽管提,我们来谈,没什么事儿是不能谈的,对吧？ You must believe that politics...... mansion, all can talk and communicate obtain the solution of issue. ” 你要相信政……府,一切都可以对话和沟通取得问题的解决。” old daoist sees stretch/open Yanfeng to be somewhat helpless, immediately performs on stage personally. 老道见张燕丰有些手足无措,马上亲自上台表演。 „Your talisman paper...... has the issue.” “你的符纸……有问题。” Zhou Ze looks at old daoist to say. 周泽看着老道说道。 „Hey, has the issue, has the issue.” “嘿,有问题,有问题。” old daoist grovels, 老道点头哈腰, He is not the clear Zhou Ze’s energy is, 他是不清楚周泽的底气所在的, Now only considers the boss the say/way, 现在只当是老板着了道, First compromises for the general interest in save the poor life to be important. 还是先委屈求全保住自家小命要紧。 „Your symbol ............” “你的符…………” Zhou Ze shakes the head, 周泽摇摇头, Looked to stretch/open Yanfeng, said: „Are you local chief of police?” 还是看向了张燕丰,道:“你是当地捕头吧？” „............” stretch/open Yanfeng. “…………”张燕丰。 „The temple of old body, collapsed, therefore ............” “老身的庙,塌了,所以…………” At this time, 这时候, The Zhou Ze’s sound suddenly changes, 周泽的声音忽然一变, „You in ............ do anything ............” “你在…………搞什么…………” „............” old daoist. “…………”老道。 „............” stretch/open Yanfeng. “…………”张燕丰。 Then, 接下来, Enters old daoist and stretch/open Yanfeng two eats the melon people dumbfounded inconceivable links, 就进入老道和张燕丰两名吃瓜群众目瞪口呆不可思议的环节, Did not find that 不了解的, Also thinks that Boss Zhou is idling the bored here show ventriloquism, 还以为周老板闲着无聊在这里秀口技呢, In a Qing forest child link article once by „suddenly caressed ruler, the group makes a sound complete(ly) Jue. Withdraw the screen to regard it, person and one table, a chair and a leaf, caress the ruler.” As making noise ending. 清代林嗣环一文中曾以“忽然抚尺一下,群响毕绝。撤屏视之,一人、一桌、一椅、一扇、一抚尺而已。”作为喧闹的结尾。 „In this, why?” “这里面,为什么还有一个？” The land god somewhat compels ignorant, 土地爷有些懵逼, This yes what's the matter? 这是咋回事儿？ „I ............ asked you.” “我…………问你呢。” This is that sound, 这是那一位的声音, Has the extremely rich disaffection and is impatient. 带着极为浓郁的不满和不耐烦。 He is interrogating Zhou Ze. 他是在质问周泽。 „ Where you...... are mixed up, secure dares blustered before this god! “你……又是何方杂碎,安敢在本神面前口出狂言！ This god here, uses taking advantage of this mortal body, you and other secure dares are dissolute! ” 本神在此,借此肉身一用,尔等安敢放肆！” „What's all this about?” stretch/open Yanfeng looks to old daoist. “这是怎么回事？”张燕丰看向老道。 old daoist a little flavor came, put out a hand to draw stretch/open Yanfeng the sleeves in behind secretly, hinted him to retrocede with oneself slowly. 老道有点品出味道来了,伸手偷偷地在后面拉了拉张燕丰的衣袖,示意他跟自己慢慢后退。 Then, 接下来, Was the deity fought, 就是神仙打架了, I and other mortals, 我等凡人, First drew back to say again. 还是先退退再说。 „What ............ tattered ............ toward inside ............ lead(er)?” “什么…………破烂…………都往里面…………领？” This is that question, 这是那一位的问话, He lives well in inside, 他在里头住得好好的, Interrogated that the Zhou Ze why anything any cat flatter dog brings toward inside, 质问周泽为什么什么阿猫阿狗都往里面带, Where him does this put in? 这把他置于何地？ „Dissolute!” “放肆！” The land god scolded. 土地爷呵斥道。 However, 然而, the next moment, 下一刻, The Zhou Ze’s body starts to be slowly withered, 周泽的身体开始慢慢地干瘪起来, A azure gloss starts to ascend from the flesh under slowly, has a mystery that makes one be enchanted by. 一层青色的光泽开始自血肉之下慢慢地升腾而出,带着一种让人迷醉的玄妙。 Meanwhile, 同时, The Zhou Ze’s body started to become the rickets slightly a point, 周泽的身体开始变得稍微佝偻了一点, The both arms naturally sag, swings near the knee gently, the long nail almost touched the ground, kept blowing is rubbing below mud. 双臂自然地下垂,在膝盖边轻轻摇摆,长长的指甲几乎触及到了地面,不停地刮蹭着下方的泥泞。 That pair of eyes deep place, the black gloss approaches constraining before the thunder shower, is getting stronger and stronger ; 那一双眼眸深处,黑色的光泽宛若雷阵雨来临前的压抑,正在愈演愈烈; The fang of corners of the mouth, 嘴角的獠牙, Slowly protrudes, 慢慢地凸出, Just like looking with fierce and covetous eyes of devil ; 宛若恶魔的虎视; „Did you ............ say again?” “你再…………说一遍？” Zhou Ze put out a hand to refer to itself. 周泽伸手指了指自己。 „ Who volume ............ you ............ you are!!! “额…………你…………你是谁！！！ wretched, who you are!!! ” 天杀的,你到底是谁！！！” The land god starts to scream. 土地爷开始尖叫。 „Gives me ............ dead!” “给我…………死！” Zhou Ze put out a hand, grasps firmly in front of a oneself forehead position, touching between nails sent out the clang that the metal is colliding. 周泽伸手,攥住了自己眉心前面的一点位置,指甲之间的触碰发出着金属碰撞的铿锵。 Then, 而后, One group of blue-green gloss were entrained from the Zhou Ze forehead position forcefully. 一团青绿色的光泽从周泽眉心位置被硬生生地拽了出来。 „Where you are the demon, who you are!” “你到底是何方邪魔,你到底是谁！” Zhou Ze did not speak, 周泽不语, Continues to pull out him outward. 继续把他往外抽。 „ This god is side land, was conferred rank and title by the forehead, the enlightenment fosters the local people, how you dare to disrespect to me! “本神是一方土地,受天庭册封,教化育养一方百姓,你怎么敢对我不敬！ You cannot disrespect to me, 你不能对我不敬, Asked you, 求求你, Do not disrespect to me, 不要对我不敬, Asked you like this to me! ” 求你不要这样对我！” The azure light group was drawn slowly. 青色的光团被慢慢地拉出来。 Zhou Ze black eyes is gazing at him, 周泽黑色的眼眸注视着他, Corners of the mouth, 嘴角, Probably has some sialorrheas, 像是有些许的唾液分泌出来, Drips slowly following the fang drop of Gaojian. 顺着高尖的獠牙慢慢地滴淌下来。 This is greedy. 这是馋的。 „Land god ............ delicious ............” “土地爷…………好吃…………” „............” Land. “…………”土地。 „Thump!” “噔！” The golden light explodes to shoot together suddenly, pounded the Zhou Ze’s forehead directly. 一道金光忽然爆射而出,直接砸中了周泽的额头。 The Zhou Ze body in a flash, is slightly motionless, probably was exerted decided the body incantation. 周泽身体微微一晃,转而一动不动,像是被施加了定身咒。 A signboard of wooden appeared on the Zhou Ze’s forehead, was very small, was very narrow, moreover seemed very worn-out, this means that the native has been unable to make ends meet to his incense and candle. 一枚木质的牌匾出现在了周泽的脑门上,很小,很窄,而且显得很破旧,这意味着当地人对他的香火早就入不敷出了。 Also this land god temperament was so no wonder bad, 也难怪这位土地爷脾气这么差了, The incense and candle were getting fewer and fewer even, 香火越来越少就算了, Unexpectedly also several Kameji children must dig his grave mound, 居然还来了几个龟儿子要挖他的坟头, Really irritates individual! 真是气死个人！ Therefore he wants to come out impatiently, even if bad custom, is thinking builds to own temple feeling of heaviness in the limbs, he actually has the incense and candle, the temple housing the village god that Tongcheng each region constructs also really much, but is some evil cults, there incense and candle does not have long known where flew. 所以他迫不及待地想出来,哪怕坏个规矩,也想着给自己的庙身重新修一下,他其实不是没有香火,通城各地所修建的土地庙也真的不少,但都是些淫祠,那里的香火早就不知道飞到哪里去了。 A few years ago, but also there are what azure clothes empress Madam Bai these unknown local area young temple gods and he snatches the incense and candle, this made this authentic land god the day pass difficultly. 前些年,还有什么青衣娘娘白夫人这些名不见经传的当地小庙神和他抢香火,这就让这位正宗土地爷的日子过得更加艰难了。 Also therefore, he did not fear that violated the taboo. 也因此,他不怕犯忌讳了。 But who knows, 但谁知道, Carelessly, 一着不慎, Unexpectedly stepped on a thunder directly! 居然直接踩上了一个雷！ The azure light halo seized the chance to escape from the control of Zhou Ze nail, drifted in the midair, coldly looks at Zhou Ze: 青色光圈趁机逃脱了周泽指甲的掌控,飘浮在半空中,冷冷地看着周泽: „ This is its temple sign, suppresses all evil spirits, managing you are anything, only if after you are wins to cancel , the Sir/minister reincarnation, otherwise can still suppress you stubbornly! “此乃本身庙牌,镇压一切邪祟,管你是什么东西,除非你是赢勾后卿转生,否则依然可以将你镇压死死！ Depending on your merit, this god will also capture a merit, these years has a deficit, can complement! ” 凭你这段功德,本神也将重新斩获一段功德,这些年的亏欠,也可以补全回来了！” The land god is thinking deliciously. 土地爷美滋滋地想着。 Distant place, 远处, old daoist talisman paper on own forehead is somewhat taking down in „observes in secret” anxiously, 正在“暗中观察”的老道有些紧张地把自己额头上的符纸取下来, Frequently standing by. 时刻准备战斗。 stretch/open Yanfeng is somewhat perplexed, he does not even know whether own this time should take out the spear/gun. 张燕丰有些不明所以,他甚至不知道自己这时候是否该取出枪。 „Do not fear, this poor Daoist protects you, 500 years ago this poor Daoist once in Mt. Huaguo ............” “别怕,贫道保护你,五百年前贫道曾在花果山…………” Was saying was saying old daoist discovered under the own overtension pulled the paralysis, immediately receives the words not to pull. 说着说着老道发现自己紧张过度之下扯瘫了,马上收话不扯了。 However, 然而, At this moment, 就在这时, The wooden sign on Zhou Ze forehead made an extremely clear sound: 周泽额头上的木牌发出了一道极为清脆的声响: „pā!” “啪！” Wooden sign breakage, 木牌破裂, Starts to be cracked to all around. 开始向四周龟裂。 Motionless Zhou Ze put out a hand, the sawdust on oneself forehead patting, 原本一动不动的周泽伸手,将自己额头上的木屑给拍开, He uses a very strange vision to look at the land god that green light, 他用一种很诡异的目光看着土地爷所化的那道绿光, „You very...... good......” “你很……不错……” The land god is a little hurried, 土地爷有点慌, Because oneself signboard these year of incense and candles are in debt some is not powerful, but is also insufficient is not so powerful. 自己的牌匾哪怕因为这些年香火亏空有些不给力,但也不至于这般不给力啊。 Then, 而后, Under Zhou Ze’s a few words, 周泽的下一句话, Let the land god fluster to fly in circles directly. 让土地爷更是直接慌出翔来了。 „Unexpectedly ............ recognized ............ ............ me ............” “居然…………认出…………了…………我…………” „Whiz!” “嗖！” At this moment, 这一刻, The land god changed to the light beam instantaneously, 土地爷瞬间化作了光束, Sneaked into the front underground, 窜入了前方地下, Hid in oneself own grave mound. Trembling ; 躲回了自己自己的坟头里面去了。瑟瑟发抖; Outside world is too fearful, 外面的世界太可怕, He does not dare to come out again. 他不敢再出来了。 Zhou Ze continues to rub to pinch the position of forehead, 周泽继续揉捏着自己眉心的位置, To be honest, 老实说, A little sore, 有点疼, The strength of especially above merit belief, making him feel somewhat disgustingly. 尤其上面的功德信仰之力,让他觉得有些恶心。 However, his strange Zhou Ze has not made him regain consciousness in this place, even at this time, he thought that Zhou Ze awakens him is a very correct choice. 不过,他并没有怪周泽在这个地方让他苏醒,甚至这个时候,他觉得周泽把他唤醒是一件很正确的选择。 The land god, was nourished by a side incense and candle reluctantly is existence of false god, 土地爷,受一方香火滋养勉强算是一个伪神的存在, Flavor, 味道, Should be good. 应该不错。 He forwarded several steps, put out a hand to dig up the soil layer of ground, dug continuously several times, some were impatient, slowly and stood the body. 他向前走了几步,伸手挖开地面的土层,连续挖了几次,有些不耐烦,慢慢地又站直了身子。 „Is he doing?” “他在干嘛？” stretch/open Yanfeng asked old daoist. 张燕丰问老道。 old daoist as if sees through all, hmph hmph saying: „really being all connected, lazy sickness.” 老道仿佛看穿一切,哼哼道:“真特么的一脉相承,懒病。” At this time, 这时, The Zhou Ze vision swept to old daoist. 周泽目光扫向了老道这边。 „Your loyal old daoist has gotten online!” “您忠诚的老道已上线！” old daoist jumps immediately, without delay, squats directly in front of Zhou Ze starts to help Zhou Ze turn the sod. 老道马上跳出来,二话不说,直接蹲在周泽面前开始帮周泽挖地。 He knows that Zhou Ze must do, was clear that this time should do. 他知道周泽要干嘛,也清楚自己这个时候该干嘛。 Did you ask old daoist painstakingly? 你问老道苦不苦？ Not pain! 不苦！ Mother, 妈嘢, Before although has served two ghost bosses, 以前虽然伺候过两任鬼老板, But before that two ghost boss added not to have now a fine hair on this thigh to be at present thick! 但之前那两位鬼老板加起来都没现在眼前这位大腿上的一根汗毛粗啊！ old daoist is even thinking, 老道甚至想着, Senior boss, 老老板, Bites one to me, 给我咬一口, Make me the high-quality zombie! 让我成为高级僵尸吧！ With Yingying same belt/bring intelligence quotient but had better be able hard that! 跟莺莺一样带智商但最好能硬的那种！ Only pitifully, 只可惜, Zhou Ze puts out a hand to sweep directly, 周泽直接伸手一扫, old daoist only thought that raids vigorously, 老道只觉得一股大力袭来, The whole person flies upside down, fell on the ground, but also rolled several, the mouth gnawed mud of mouth. 整个人倒飞出去,落在了地上,还滚了几圈,嘴里更是啃了一嘴的泥泞。 Good to put in great inconvenience, 好委屈, You do not nip me, 你不咬我, Also hits me. 还打我。 „Too slow ............” “太慢了…………” Zhou Ze sinking sound said. 周泽沉声道。 „Did I shout an excavator to you?” old daoist continues to flatter to ask, simultaneously put out the cell phone. “我给你喊一个挖掘机？”老道继续谄媚地问道,同时拿出了手机。 Zhou Ze has not replied, 周泽没回答, But is both hands opens slowly, 而是双手慢慢地撑开, The mouth also starts to open, 嘴巴也开始张开, From his throat, 从他喉咙里, Sends out neighed low roar, 发出了一阵嘶鸣般的低吼, Brings fearful constraining with the sensation of asphyxia. 带着一种可怕的压抑和窒息感。 old daoist has to cover own ear with stretch/open Yanfeng, but for all this, felt as before own body sways, the nostril was about to bleed. 老道跟张燕丰都不得不捂住自己的耳朵,但尽管如此,也依旧觉得自己身体一阵摇晃,鼻孔都快出血了。 Meanwhile, 与此同时, Inside two trees was made the sculpture two corpses to open the eye unexpectedly together, 两棵树里头被做成雕塑的两具尸体竟然一起睁开了眼睛, The bark starts to be separated, 树皮开始脱离, immediately afterward, 紧接着, The entire tree is starting to sway, 整棵树都在开始摇晃, Arrived finally, 到最后, Only hears 只听得 „kacha”, “咔嚓”一声, Two trees break together. 两棵树一起断裂。 Two good-for-nothings swayed the body to arrive in front of Zhou Ze’s slowly, is opening mouth, keeps following to roar together lowly. 两具行尸走肉摇晃着身子慢慢地走到了周泽的面前,张着嘴,不停地跟着一起低吼。 „You before death ............, because after ............ digs he dies ............ ............ dies, ............ me to make you ............ continue ............ to dig!” “你们生前…………因为…………挖他而死…………那么…………死后…………我让你们…………继续…………挖！” Two good-for-nothings fled immediately, 两具行尸走肉马上窜了出去, With own both arms, starts to unearth crazily, 用自己的双臂,开始疯狂地挖掘, The rapidness of speed, 速度之快, Make people be inconceivable. 让人难以想象。