The faint tracecool feelingenterswithin the body,
丝丝凉意进入自己体内,Bulgebulge,
胀胀的,Hassometearingaching feelings,
带着些许的撕裂疼痛感,From the beginningsomewhatdry, butslowlyalongsliding,
一开始有些干涩,但慢慢地就顺滑了,Moreoverwhatdisplacesafter the icy coldnessisonetypewarmmoist.
而且在冰凉之后取而代之的是一种温热潮湿。BossZhouthis whole lifeto„Xu Le”reincarnating into another’s body, onhad not only been passed awaybyothersforcefully, as for of ownwithin the body, thatis the contradictions among the people,
周老板这辈子只对“徐乐”借尸还魂过,还没被别人强行上过身,至于自己体内的那位,那是人民内部矛盾,
When hecomes outeach timeisBossZhoureleases authorityintentionally, the natureis also different.
每次他出来时都是周老板故意放权,性质也是不同的。this time, the land godupper body, BossZhouopens the flood gateson own initiativeforcefullyin any case.这次,土地爷主动强行上身,周老板反正大开方便之门。Youmustcome,
你要进来是吧,Good,
好吧,Comes.
进来吧。Thisisyoubrings upon oneself,
这可是你自找的,Does not blameme.
不怪我。Zhou Zewantsto developgood-neighborly relations of friendly cooperation between Tongchenglocalnetherworld and foreheadwell,周泽是想好好发展通城当地阴司和天庭之间的睦邻友好合作关系的,Everyonepeace and development,
大家和平发展,WhenyouyourLocal land God, enjoyyourincense and candle, whenImyghost messenger, catchesmyghostto accomplishmyperformance.
你当你的土地公,享你的香火,我当我的鬼差,抓我的鬼做我的业绩。At present,
眼下,Sinceyouare not the cadrewithme,
你既然拿我不当干部,Ido not needto takeyourpoliteanything.
那我也就没必要拿你客气什么了。Weeksalt fishno shortage of louses to bite, severalNortheastimmortalshereceivesto closein the Yin-Yangbooknowcould not have put, the matter that beforehandled was also donemuch.
周咸鱼虱子多了不怕咬,几只东北大仙他都收了关在阴阳冊现在还放不出来呢,以前作死的事情也做了不少。Does not hinderhisearly in the morningon the surfaceto drink the coffeeto read the newspaperas usualto sun.
照旧不妨碍他大早上地喝咖啡看报纸晒太阳。„Hehe, youare the people of government authorities.”
“呵呵,你是官府的人吧。”Zhou Zepoints atstretch/openYanfengto say.周泽指着张燕丰说道。stretch/openYanfenggawked,
张燕丰愣了一下,At this timein the Zhou Zewordshas an oldandmischievoustimbre, thisis not the Zhou Ze’ssound.
此时周泽话语里带着一种苍老且促狭的音色,这根本就不是周泽的声音。
„ Yes, heis, the master, whatyouhaveto request, raisesfreely, wediscussed,all rightcannotdiscuss, right?
“是的,他是,爷,您有什么要求,尽管提,我们来谈,没什么事儿是不能谈的,对吧?Youmustbelieve that politics...... mansion, allcantalkandcommunicateobtain the solution of issue. ”
你要相信政……府,一切都可以对话和沟通取得问题的解决。”old daoistseesstretch/openYanfengto be somewhat helpless, immediatelyperforms on stagepersonally.老道见张燕丰有些手足无措,马上亲自上台表演。„Yourtalisman paper...... has the issue.”
“你的符纸……有问题。”Zhou Zelooks atold daoistto say.周泽看着老道说道。„Hey, has the issue, has the issue.”
“嘿,有问题,有问题。”old daoistgrovels,老道点头哈腰,Heis not the clearZhou Ze’senergyis,
他是不清楚周泽的底气所在的,Nowonlyconsiders the boss the say/way,
现在只当是老板着了道,Firstcompromises for the general interest in save the poor lifeto be important.
还是先委屈求全保住自家小命要紧。„Yoursymbol............”
“你的符…………”Zhou Zeshakes the head,周泽摇摇头,Lookedtostretch/openYanfeng, said: „Are you localchief of police?”
还是看向了张燕丰,道:“你是当地捕头吧?”„............”stretch/openYanfeng.
“…………”张燕丰。„The temple of oldbody, collapsed, therefore............”
“老身的庙,塌了,所以…………”At this time,
这时候,
The Zhou Ze’ssoundsuddenlychanges,周泽的声音忽然一变,„Youin............doanything............”
“你在…………搞什么…………”„............”old daoist.
“…………”老道。„............”stretch/openYanfeng.
“…………”张燕丰。Then,
接下来,Entersold daoistandstretch/openYanfengtwoeats the melonpeopledumbfoundedinconceivablelinks,
就进入老道和张燕丰两名吃瓜群众目瞪口呆不可思议的环节,Did not find that
不了解的,Alsothinks that BossZhouis idling the boredhereshowventriloquism,
还以为周老板闲着无聊在这里秀口技呢,In a Qingforestchildlinkarticleonceby„suddenlycaressedruler, the groupmakes a soundcomplete(ly)Jue. Withdraw the screento regardit, personandonetable, a chairand a leaf, caress the ruler.”Asmaking noiseending.
清代林嗣环一文中曾以“忽然抚尺一下,群响毕绝。撤屏视之,一人、一桌、一椅、一扇、一抚尺而已。”作为喧闹的结尾。„Inthis, why?”
“这里面,为什么还有一个?”
The land godsomewhatcompelsignorant,
土地爷有些懵逼,Thisyeswhat's the matter?
这是咋回事儿?„I............askedyou.”
“我…………问你呢。”Thisisthatsound,
这是那一位的声音,Has the extremelyrichdisaffectionandis impatient.
带着极为浓郁的不满和不耐烦。Heis interrogatingZhou Ze.
他是在质问周泽。
„ Whereyou...... aremixed up, securedaresblusteredbeforethisgod!
“你……又是何方杂碎,安敢在本神面前口出狂言!Thisgodhere, usestaking advantage ofthismortal body, youand othersecuredaresare dissolute! ”
本神在此,借此肉身一用,尔等安敢放肆!”„What's all this about?”stretch/openYanfenglookstoold daoist.
“这是怎么回事?”张燕丰看向老道。old daoista little flavorcame, put out a handto drawstretch/openYanfeng the sleevesinbehindsecretly, hintedhimto retrocedewithoneselfslowly.老道有点品出味道来了,伸手偷偷地在后面拉了拉张燕丰的衣袖,示意他跟自己慢慢后退。Then,
接下来,Was the deityfought,
就是神仙打架了,Iand othermortals,
我等凡人,Firstdrew backto sayagain.
还是先退退再说。„What............tattered............towardinside............lead(er)?”
“什么…………破烂…………都往里面…………领?”Thisisthatquestion,
这是那一位的问话,Heliveswellininside,
他在里头住得好好的,Interrogated that the Zhou Zewhyanythingany catflatterdogbringstowardinside,
质问周泽为什么什么阿猫阿狗都往里面带,Wherehim does thisput in?
这把他置于何地?„Dissolute!”
“放肆!”
The land godscolded.
土地爷呵斥道。However,
然而,the next moment,下一刻,
The Zhou Ze’sbodystartsto be slowly withered,周泽的身体开始慢慢地干瘪起来,
A azureglossstartsto ascendfrom the fleshunderslowly, has a mystery that makes one be enchanted by.
一层青色的光泽开始自血肉之下慢慢地升腾而出,带着一种让人迷醉的玄妙。Meanwhile,
同时,
The Zhou Ze’sbodystartedto become the ricketsslightly a point,周泽的身体开始变得稍微佝偻了一点,
The both armsnaturallysag, swingsnear the kneegently, the longnailalmosttouched the ground, keptblowingis rubbingbelowmud.
双臂自然地下垂,在膝盖边轻轻摇摆,长长的指甲几乎触及到了地面,不停地刮蹭着下方的泥泞。Thatpair of eyesdeep place, the blackglossapproachesconstrainingbefore the thunder shower, is getting stronger and stronger;
那一双眼眸深处,黑色的光泽宛若雷阵雨来临前的压抑,正在愈演愈烈;
The fang of corners of the mouth,
嘴角的獠牙,Slowlyprotrudes,
慢慢地凸出,Just likelooking with fierce and covetous eyes of devil;
宛若恶魔的虎视;„Did you............sayagain?”
“你再…………说一遍?”Zhou Zeput out a handto refer to itself.周泽伸手指了指自己。
„ Whovolume............you............youare!!!
“额…………你…………你是谁!!!wretched, whoyouare!!! ”天杀的,你到底是谁!!!”
The land godstartsto scream.
土地爷开始尖叫。„Givesme............ dead!”
“给我…………死!”Zhou Zeput out a hand, grasps firmlyin front of a oneselfforeheadposition, touching between nailssent out the clang that the metalis colliding.周泽伸手,攥住了自己眉心前面的一点位置,指甲之间的触碰发出着金属碰撞的铿锵。Then,
而后,Onegroup of blue-greenglosswere entrainedfrom the Zhou Zeforeheadpositionforcefully.
一团青绿色的光泽从周泽眉心位置被硬生生地拽了出来。„Whereyouare the demon, whoyouare!”
“你到底是何方邪魔,你到底是谁!”Zhou Zedid not speak,周泽不语,Continuesto pull outhimoutward.
继续把他往外抽。
„ Thisgodissideland, was conferred rank and titleby the forehead, the enlightenmentfosters the local people, howyoudareto disrespecttome!
“本神是一方土地,受天庭册封,教化育养一方百姓,你怎么敢对我不敬!Youcannotdisrespecttome,
你不能对我不敬,Askedyou,
求求你,Do not disrespecttome,
不要对我不敬,Askedyoulike thistome! ”
求你不要这样对我!”
The azurelightgroupwas drawnslowly.
青色的光团被慢慢地拉出来。Zhou Zeblackeyesis gazing athim,周泽黑色的眼眸注视着他,Corners of the mouth,
嘴角,Probablyhassomesialorrheas,
像是有些许的唾液分泌出来,Dripsslowlyfollowing the fangdrop of Gaojian.
顺着高尖的獠牙慢慢地滴淌下来。Thisisgreedy.
这是馋的。„Land god............delicious............”
“土地爷…………好吃…………”„............”Land.
“…………”土地。„Thump!”
“噔!”
The golden lightexplodesto shoottogethersuddenly, pounded the Zhou Ze’sforeheaddirectly.
一道金光忽然爆射而出,直接砸中了周泽的额头。
The Zhou Zebodyin a flash, is slightly motionless, probablywas exerteddecided the bodyincantation.周泽身体微微一晃,转而一动不动,像是被施加了定身咒。
A signboard of woodenappearedon the Zhou Ze’sforehead, was very small, was very narrow, moreoverseemedveryworn-out, thismeans that the nativehas been unable to make ends meettohisincense and candle.
一枚木质的牌匾出现在了周泽的脑门上,很小,很窄,而且显得很破旧,这意味着当地人对他的香火早就入不敷出了。Alsothisland godtemperament was so no wonder bad,
也难怪这位土地爷脾气这么差了,
The incense and candlewere getting fewer and fewer even,
香火越来越少就算了,UnexpectedlyalsoseveralKamejichildrenmustdighisgrave mound,
居然还来了几个龟儿子要挖他的坟头,Reallyirritatesindividual!
真是气死个人!Thereforehewantsto come outimpatiently, even ifbadcustom, is thinkingbuildstoowntemplefeeling of heaviness in the limbs, heactuallyhas the incense and candle, the temple housing the village god that Tongchengeach regionconstructsalsoreallymuch, butissomeevil cults, thereincense and candledoes not have long known where flew.
所以他迫不及待地想出来,哪怕坏个规矩,也想着给自己的庙身重新修一下,他其实不是没有香火,通城各地所修建的土地庙也真的不少,但都是些淫祠,那里的香火早就不知道飞到哪里去了。A few years ago, but alsothere arewhatazure clothesempressMadam Baitheseunknownlocal areayoungtemplegodsandhesnatches the incense and candle, thismadethisauthenticland god the daypassdifficultly.
前些年,还有什么青衣娘娘白夫人这些名不见经传的当地小庙神和他抢香火,这就让这位正宗土地爷的日子过得更加艰难了。Alsotherefore, hedid not fear that violated the taboo.
也因此,他不怕犯忌讳了。Butwhoknows,
但谁知道,Carelessly,
一着不慎,Unexpectedlystepped on a thunderdirectly!
居然直接踩上了一个雷!
The azurelight haloseized the chanceto escape from the control of Zhou Zenail, driftedin the midair, coldlylooks atZhou Ze:
青色光圈趁机逃脱了周泽指甲的掌控,飘浮在半空中,冷冷地看着周泽:
„ Thisisitstemplesign, suppressesallevil spirits, managing you are anything, only if after youarewinsto cancel , the Sir/ministerreincarnation, otherwise can still suppressyoustubbornly!
“此乃本身庙牌,镇压一切邪祟,管你是什么东西,除非你是赢勾后卿转生,否则依然可以将你镇压死死!Depending on your merit, thisgodwill also capture a merit, theseyearshas a deficit, cancomplement! ”
凭你这段功德,本神也将重新斩获一段功德,这些年的亏欠,也可以补全回来了!”
The land godis thinkingdeliciously.
土地爷美滋滋地想着。Distant place,
远处,old daoisttalisman paper on ownforeheadis somewhat taking downin„observesin secret”anxiously,
正在“暗中观察”的老道有些紧张地把自己额头上的符纸取下来,Frequentlystanding by.
时刻准备战斗。stretch/openYanfengis somewhat perplexed, hedoes not even know whether ownthis timeshouldtake out the spear/gun.
张燕丰有些不明所以,他甚至不知道自己这时候是否该取出枪。„Do not fear,this poor Daoistprotectsyou, 500years ago this poor DaoistonceinMt. Huaguo............”
“别怕,贫道保护你,五百年前贫道曾在花果山…………”Was sayingwas sayingold daoistdiscoveredunder the ownovertensionpulled the paralysis, immediatelyreceives the wordsnot to pull.
说着说着老道发现自己紧张过度之下扯瘫了,马上收话不扯了。However,
然而,At this moment,
就在这时,
The wooden sign on Zhou Zeforeheadmade an extremelyclearsound:周泽额头上的木牌发出了一道极为清脆的声响:„pā!”
“啪!”Wooden signbreakage,
木牌破裂,Startsto be crackedtoall around.
开始向四周龟裂。MotionlessZhou Zeput out a hand, the sawdust on oneselfforeheadpatting,
原本一动不动的周泽伸手,将自己额头上的木屑给拍开,Heuses a verystrangevisionto look at the land godthatgreen light,
他用一种很诡异的目光看着土地爷所化的那道绿光,„Youvery...... good......”
“你很……不错……”
The land godis a little hurried,
土地爷有点慌,
Because oneselfsignboardtheseyear of incense and candlesare in debtsome is not powerful, butis also insufficient is not so powerful.
自己的牌匾哪怕因为这些年香火亏空有些不给力,但也不至于这般不给力啊。Then,
而后,UnderZhou Ze’sa few words,周泽的下一句话,Let the land godflusterto fly in circlesdirectly.
让土地爷更是直接慌出翔来了。„Unexpectedly............recognized........................me............”
“居然…………认出…………了…………我…………”„Whiz!”
“嗖!”At this moment,
这一刻,
The land godchanged to the light beaminstantaneously,
土地爷瞬间化作了光束,Sneaked into the frontunderground,
窜入了前方地下,Hid in oneselfowngrave mound. Trembling;
躲回了自己自己的坟头里面去了。瑟瑟发抖;Outsideworldis too fearful,
外面的世界太可怕,Hedoes not dareto come outagain.
他不敢再出来了。Zhou Zecontinuesto rubto pinch the position of forehead,周泽继续揉捏着自己眉心的位置,To be honest,
老实说,A littlesore,
有点疼,
The strength of especiallyabovemeritbelief, makinghimfeelsomewhatdisgustingly.
尤其上面的功德信仰之力,让他觉得有些恶心。However, hisstrangeZhou Zehas not madehimregain consciousnessinthisplace, evenat this time, hethought that Zhou Zeawakenshimis a verycorrectchoice.
不过,他并没有怪周泽在这个地方让他苏醒,甚至这个时候,他觉得周泽把他唤醒是一件很正确的选择。
The land god, was nourishedby a sideincense and candlereluctantlyisexistence of falsegod,
土地爷,受一方香火滋养勉强算是一个伪神的存在,Flavor,
味道,Shouldbe good.
应该不错。Heforwardedseveralsteps, put out a handto dig up the soil layer of ground, dugcontinuouslyseveraltimes, somewere impatient, slowlyandstood the body.
他向前走了几步,伸手挖开地面的土层,连续挖了几次,有些不耐烦,慢慢地又站直了身子。„Is hedoing?”
“他在干嘛?”stretch/openYanfengaskedold daoist.
张燕丰问老道。old daoistas ifsees throughall, hmph hmph saying: „reallybeing all connected, lazysickness.”老道仿佛看穿一切,哼哼道:“真特么的一脉相承,懒病。”At this time,
这时,
The Zhou Zevisionswepttoold daoist.周泽目光扫向了老道这边。„Yourloyalold daoisthas gotten online!”
“您忠诚的老道已上线!”old daoistjumpsimmediately, without delay, squatsdirectlyin front ofZhou Zestartsto helpZhou Zeturn the sod.老道马上跳出来,二话不说,直接蹲在周泽面前开始帮周泽挖地。Heknows that Zhou Zemustdo, was clear that this timeshoulddo.
他知道周泽要干嘛,也清楚自己这个时候该干嘛。
Did youaskold daoistpainstakingly?
你问老道苦不苦?Notpain!
不苦!Mother,
妈嘢,Beforealthoughhas servedtwoghostbosses,
以前虽然伺候过两任鬼老板,Butbeforethattwoghostbossaddednot to havenow a fine hair on thisthighto be at present thick!
但之前那两位鬼老板加起来都没现在眼前这位大腿上的一根汗毛粗啊!old daoistis even thinking,老道甚至想着,Seniorboss,
老老板,Bitesonetome,
给我咬一口,Makeme the high-qualityzombie!
让我成为高级僵尸吧!WithYingyingsamebelt/bringintelligence quotientbuthad better be ablehardthat!
跟莺莺一样带智商但最好能硬的那种!Onlypitifully,
只可惜,Zhou Zeputs out a handto sweepdirectly,周泽直接伸手一扫,old daoistonlythought that raidsvigorously,老道只觉得一股大力袭来,
The whole personflies upside down, fellon the ground, but alsorolledseveral, the mouthgnawedmud of mouth.
整个人倒飞出去,落在了地上,还滚了几圈,嘴里更是啃了一嘴的泥泞。Goodto put in great inconvenience,
好委屈,Youdo not nipme,
你不咬我,Alsohitsme.
还打我。„Tooslow............”
“太慢了…………”Zhou Zesinkingsound said.周泽沉声道。„Did Ishout an excavatortoyou?”old daoistcontinuesto flatterto ask, simultaneouslyput out the cell phone.
“我给你喊一个挖掘机?”老道继续谄媚地问道,同时拿出了手机。Zhou Zehas not replied,周泽没回答,Butisboth handsopensslowly,
而是双手慢慢地撑开,
The mouthalsostartsto open,
嘴巴也开始张开,Fromhisthroat,
从他喉咙里,Sends outneighedlowroar,
发出了一阵嘶鸣般的低吼,Bringsfearfulconstrainingwith the sensation of asphyxia.
带着一种可怕的压抑和窒息感。old daoisthas tocoverownearwithstretch/openYanfeng, butfor all this, feltas beforeownbodysways, the nostrilwas aboutto bleed.老道跟张燕丰都不得不捂住自己的耳朵,但尽管如此,也依旧觉得自己身体一阵摇晃,鼻孔都快出血了。Meanwhile,
与此同时,Insidetwotreeswas made the sculpturetwocorpsesto open the eyeunexpectedlytogether,
两棵树里头被做成雕塑的两具尸体竟然一起睁开了眼睛,
The barkstartsto be separated,
树皮开始脱离,immediately afterward,紧接着,
The entiretreeis startingto sway,
整棵树都在开始摇晃,Arrivedfinally,
到最后,Onlyhears
只听得„kacha”,
“咔嚓”一声,Twotreesbreaktogether.
两棵树一起断裂。Twogood-for-nothingsswayed the bodyto arrive in front ofZhou Ze’sslowly, is opening mouth, keepsfollowingto roartogetherlowly.
两具行尸走肉摇晃着身子慢慢地走到了周泽的面前,张着嘴,不停地跟着一起低吼。„Youbefore death............, because after ............digshedies........................dies, ............meto makeyou............continue............to dig!”
“你们生前…………因为…………挖他而死…………那么…………死后…………我让你们…………继续…………挖!”Twogood-for-nothingsfledimmediately,
两具行尸走肉马上窜了出去,Withownboth arms, startsto unearthcrazily,
用自己的双臂,开始疯狂地挖掘,
The rapidness of speed,
速度之快,Makepeoplebe inconceivable.
让人难以想象。
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