LNBH :: Volume #4

#305: Land god


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Zhou Ze stands in same place, has not moved, he is also insufficient to be frightened by this scene, even, Boss Zhou also stretches out the finger, exploringly stirs into the mouth of this face. 周泽站在原地,没动,他还不至于被这种场面吓到,甚至,周老板还伸出手指,试探性地搅入这张脸的嘴巴里。 Opens his lip, 将其嘴唇翻开, Inside is the tooth, but is not only the tooth, 里面是牙齿,但不仅仅是牙齿, Solid silt. 还有结结实实的泥沙。 This is one is enriched the face by the silt chock full, fine resolute, the expression solidifies, probably stands erect here stone carving artware. 这是一张被泥沙充实得满满当当地脸,精致刚毅,表情凝固,像是一件矗立在这里的“石雕艺术品”。 Mother!” “妈嘢!” old daoist merely one looks to the boss that side casually, sees that face in bark, frightens one to tremble, looked again the boss also sexually harasses the small mouth of that face with the finger unexpectedly, 老道只是随便向老板那边一看,看见树皮里的那张脸,吓得一个哆嗦,再看老板居然还用手指去调戏那张脸的小嘴, Frightened old daoist to tremble one time. 吓得老道又哆嗦了一次。 stretch/open Yanfeng deeply inspires, walks, is suppressing the illness of innermost feelings, said: 张燕丰深吸一口气,走过来,强忍着内心的不适,说道: This is dies in which one from the beginning in tomb chamber.” “这是一开始死在墓室里的其中一个。” oh.” 。” Zhou Ze complied with one, 周泽应了一声, Nod. 点点头。 Matter, a little big strip. 事情,有点大条了啊。 Do not look that inside Boss Zhou just also put out a hand to mix to have a look at some any things calmly, in fact, that merely, because Zhou Ze just brain when a little machine worked had not pondered. 别看周老板刚刚还若无其事地伸手去搅动一下看看里头到底有些啥子东西,实际上,那只是因为周泽刚刚脑子有点当机了做事情根本就没细想。 Now he was pondering, 现在他在细想了, Then, 然后, Revolving fears extremely. 细思极恐。 little loli chooses Zhou Ze from the beginning, when fool uses up destruction , because little loli thought that Zhou Ze has to compel the number at heart very much. 小luoli一开始选择把周泽当冤大头“用完销毁”,是因为小luoli觉得周泽心里很有逼数。 In fact if not Chengdu that late accident, Zhou Ze does not have the opportunity to change from guest to host. 实际上若非蓉城那一晚的变故,周泽也没机会反客为主。 Also therefore, after seeing this, Zhou Ze starts to understand, this matter, even if he, a little did not process qualified. 也因此,在见到这一幕之后,周泽就开始明白,这件事,哪怕是他,都有点不够格去处理了。 Xu Qinglang once gave Zhou Ze to look for some old recording strange or supernatural events novels specially, here quite famous has similar «Sou Shen Ji» 《Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio》 《Notes of the Thatched Abode of Close Observations》 this kind , other are not the famous expert do not have many fame works in the literary world. 许清朗曾给周泽特意找过一些老的志怪小说,这里头比较有名的有类似《搜神记》《聊斋志异》《阅微草堂笔记》这类的,也有的其他不是名家在文学界也没多少名气的作品。 Zhou Ze remembers such, stemmed from a writing of Ming Dynasty author probably: 周泽记得其中这么一段,好像是出自一位明朝作者的笔下: Promising land, enjoys a side water and soil incense and candle, protecting side water and soil is peaceful ; “有为土地者,享一方水土香火,护一方水土安宁; Then the land was not sealed, wild strange, life imitates it by the mountain spirit ; 然则土地不受封,就地以山精野怪、孤魂野鬼充之; Dares to have profaning, 敢有亵者, Takes the vegetation as the rope, before being situated in the temple, by the police latter. ” 以草木为绳,立于庙前,以警后者。” The author who of Ming Dynasty wrote this book made anything, the concrete occupation was anything, even was male is female, was not clear, after all in that years writing assistance novel this class by the social convention is thought at that time was not popular ; 明朝的那位写这本书的作者是做什么的,具体职业是啥,甚至是男是女,都不清楚,毕竟在那个年代写小说这类的被当时社会风气认为是不入流的; For example that writes " Jin Ping Mei » Lanling smiles to live is what kind of person, no one is clear. 比如那位写《金瓶梅》的兰陵笑笑生到底是何许人也,谁都不清楚。 It looks like that «Story former author who writes Bai Jie» once from exposing own status, waits for his possibly by disseminating a silver gray information charge advanced police station truth. 就像是那位写《白洁的故事》的原作者一旦自曝出自己的身份,等待他的可能是以传播银灰信息的罪名先进一下局子一个道理。 Xu Qinglang collected many this class books to Zhou Ze, few that Zhou Ze all looks, but this, he looked, because this book was very careful, it had the illustration! 许清朗周泽搜集了很多这类的书,周泽全看完的很少,但这本,他看完了,因为这本书很细致,它有插画! Basically had the illustration every pages, Boss Zhou can like the childhood look that the picture storybook is having a look to the illustration, was not tired. 基本每一页都有插画,周老板能像小时候看小人书一样对着插画看看,也不累。 The former author writes land, is " Journey to the West » in grandson monkey frequently to the old man who being well-grounded to stamp the feet to brave. 原作者写的“土地”,也就是《西游记》里孙猴子经常对着地跺跺脚就得冒出来的老头。 former author here, the meaning that he writes is the land this class young god, actually not by forehead to seal/confer Gao, because officer was too small, might as well flow, a little similar present association police, the wages do not have the establishment also to make most painstakingly the most tired basic unit work lowly. 在原作者这里,他写的意思是土地这类的小神,其实是不受天庭封诰的,因为官儿太小了,也不如流,有点类似现在的协警,工资低没编制还得做最苦最累的基层活儿。 Now also calculates that slowly was regular, before inside the joint defense units of that time many place many local local ruffians. 现在还算慢慢正规起来了,以前那时候很多地方的联防队里头很多些当地的地痞流氓。 According to the view of author, the land works as by mountain spirit wild strange life, usually can enjoy the incense and candle also to bless place good crop weather anything, but their leopard doesn't change his spots, once some people offended them, they also immediately also by color, killed treated as the string to tie up with the vegetation nearby own temple, warned that the later person must violate not again. 按照作者的看法,土地都是以山精野怪孤魂野鬼来当的,平时可以享受香火也能保佑一下地方风调雨顺什么的,但他们本性难移,一旦有人冒犯了他们,他们也会马上还之以颜色,把人杀了拿草木当作绳子把人捆绑在自己庙宇跟前,警告以后的人莫要再犯。 Zhou Ze remembers that author uses that illustration of brush drawing in the book, the thief happy feeling, probably in the baby program these like the little friend who wears the big tree clothes to give the performance. 周泽记得那个作者在书里用毛笔画的那个插画,贼喜感,像是幼儿节目里那些喜欢穿着大树衣服表演节目的小朋友。 But now, 而现在, Zhou Ze saw „the genuine article. 周泽看见“真货”了。 Zhou Ze put out a hand, referred to another tree of this tree orthogonal position. 周泽伸手,指了指这棵树平齐位置的另一棵树。 old daoist collects, puts out a hand to scratch the bark, but he makes an effort too lightly, moreover old daoist has guessed correctly possibly to blow what gadget, is a little hurried, the strength does not dare to use in a big way. 老道凑过去,伸手去擦擦树皮,但他用力太轻,而且老道已经猜出可能要刮出什么玩意儿了,有点慌,力气就更不敢用大了。 stretch/open Yanfeng comes up actually directly, starts to blow with own key, quick, getting a face also to reappear. 倒是张燕丰直接上来,用自己的钥匙开始刮,很快,领一张人脸也浮现了出来。 Is another person.” “是另一个人。” stretch/open Yanfeng confirmed. 张燕丰确认道。 Dies two people in tomb chamber, appeared inside the tree. 死在墓室里的两个人,都出现在了树里头。 Zhou Ze stretches out the tongue, licked own lip, 周泽伸出舌头,舔了舔自己的嘴唇, These six two compel, 这六个二逼, Won't really do to dig the land god the tomb to go? 不会真的作死到去挖土地爷的坟茔去了吧? The way that this doing dies, is as good on the highway dances the square dance, who don't you die dead? 这种作死的方式,不亚于在高速路上跳广场舞,你不死谁死? Deeply inspires, 深吸一口气, Zhou Ze arrives at side the young people ghost, moves behind oneself him, then bends the waist slowly, puts out a hand to pull out to make in the ground mud position. 周泽走到年轻人亡魂身边,把他挪到自己身后,而后慢慢地弯下腰,伸手在地上的烂泥位置掏弄了一把。 Under a light mud, is together the remnant tablet, above wrote what character not to see clearly, an extremely plain feeling. 薄薄的一层烂泥下面,则是一块残碑,上面到底写过什么字都看不清楚了,给人一种极为古朴的感觉。 Whistling ............ whistling ............ whistling ............ “呼呼…………呼呼…………呼呼…………” In woods, 树林中, Suddenly hung up the intermittent cold wind. 忽然挂起了阵阵阴风。 The «Journey to the West» in land god image, is very gentle, is very kind, but that is because they face is the grandson mahatma. 《西游记》里的土地爷形象,都很慈祥,也很和蔼,但那是因为他们面对的是孙大圣。 When looks like most leaders face the above leadership is very humble is very friendly, when facing you...... 就像是大部分领导面对更上面的领导时都很谦逊很友好,但面对你时…… Zhou Ze stood slowly the body, has not continued to put out a hand to dig again. 周泽慢慢站直了身子,没再继续伸手挖下去。 What's wrong, that tomb chamber below?” stretch/open Yanfeng asked. “怎么了,那个墓室就在下面么?”张燕丰问道。 You come back to me, do not disturb the boss.” “你给我回来,别打扰老板。” old daoist also detected that was not right, grabs stretch/open Yanfeng to draw to own side not to make him him proceed. 老道也察觉到了不对,抓着张燕丰把他拉到自己身边不让他往前去。 „The Local land God, they offended you, they deserve to be damned, six people, have died now five, remaining that was also foolish, can you also appease anger?” “土地公,他们冒犯了你,他们死有余辜,六个人,现在已经死了五个,剩下的那个,也痴傻了,您也可以息怒了吧?” Sees things in others'shoes, 换位思考一下, If your family's ancestral grave, oh no, is your tomb, was dug, can you think takes up the blade with that help/gang tomb raider goes all out? 如果你家的祖坟,哦不,就是你的坟墓,被人挖了,你会不会想着拿起刀跟那帮盗墓的去拼命? Puts private breaks into the residents you to open fire to hit him in the US not to have the issue, naturally, this is a graveyard, but this graveyard has the master. 搁在美国私闯民宅你开枪打他都没问题,当然了,这是阴宅,但这个阴宅是有主人的。 Is the father who initially that robbed the Zhou Ze bone ash what fate now? 当初那位盗了周泽骨灰的神父现在是什么下场? In bookstore inside was been high by grass three zhang (3.33 m) of Lane Zhou Ze. 周泽在书店里头上草三丈高了。 If the evil spirit retaliation causes trouble, Zhou Ze did not mind that convenient evil spirit solving, delivers under him the underworld anything's start-to-finish service, but since possibly is the land god gets angry, Boss Zhou also can only greet in this place, 如果是厉鬼报复作祟,周泽不介意顺手把厉鬼给解决了,送他下地狱什么的一条龙服务,但既然可能是土地爷发怒,周老板也就只能在此地打个招呼, Hello my good everyone's good, considers the neighbor to drop around, 您好我好大家好,就当是邻居来串个门, Is the next door unit conducts the recreational activities ; 或者是隔壁单位的搞个联谊活动; little loli had once said that although Tongcheng this place is small, but is not several ghost messenger can mean what he says, initially before Madam Bai not under underworld, she also knows Madam Bai, but also continuously everyone minds their own business. 小luoli曾说过,通城这个地方虽小,但也绝不是几个鬼差就能说话算话的,当初白夫人没下地狱之前,她也知道白夫人,但也一直井水不犯河水 At this moment, 就在这时, The old daoist body shakes suddenly, probably sent sheep epilepsy the same mouth to start to put out the white froth, old daoist was also a worldly person, knew well, does not put out a hand since oneself pants crotch immediately, Zhang Zuchuan talisman paper took out immediately, pastes on oneself forehead. 老道身体忽然一抖,像是发了羊癫疯一样嘴里开始吐出白沫子,老道也是个人精,知道不好,马上伸手进入自己裤裆,一张祖传符纸马上取出,贴在了自己脑门儿上。 In an instant, 刹那间, Refreshing, eats fragrant, on the one breath five buildings do not use energy. 神清气爽,吃嘛嘛香,一口气上五楼不费劲。 Mother, dares on the body of this poor Daoist!” “娘的,敢上贫道的身!” old daoist was passed away by initially, in Chinagchunshan, facing the change of that three sets of warrior mail-armor and helmet, depended on Cao withstand/top hero's soul the body of old daoist to level finally ; 老道当初是被上过身的,在将军山时,面对那三套武士甲胄的异动,最后还是靠曹顶英魂上了老道的身才摆平的; Therefore, old daoist is experienced, knows that just that feeling means anything. 所以,老道有经验,也知道刚刚那种感觉意味着什么。 old daoist was all right, 老道没事了, But side just also cared that stretch/open Yanfeng the body of old daoist also shook, probably Parkinson, but this vibration only continued some time, immediately vanished. 但旁边刚刚还关心老道的张燕丰身体也抖了起来,像是得了帕金森,但这种抖动只持续了一小段时间,随即就消失了。 stretch/open Yanfeng also stands on the spot. 张燕丰还站在原地。 tai!” “呔!” old daoist the long jump, the vision is staring at stretch/open Yanfeng immediately vigilantly. 老道马上跳远了,目光警惕地盯着张燕丰。 What's wrong?” “怎么了?” stretch/open Yanfeng somewhat feels helpless. 张燕丰有些不知所以。 Well, are you also all right?” old daoist scratches the head the doubts to say. “咦,你也没事?”老道挠挠头疑惑道。 He is the person of government, is good police officer, is upright, although has not worn the police uniform, but the national emblem in his top of the head, you cannot get up his body.” “他是公家的人,又是好警察,一身正气,虽然没穿警服,但国徽一直在他头顶上,你上不了他的身的。” Zhou Ze said. 周泽说道。 This seems like explaining that listens with stretch/open Yanfeng to old daoist, 这像是在解释给老道跟张燕丰听, Also said listens probably to that land god. 也像是说给那位土地爷听。 The opposite party should want to find on a person a body, 对方应该是想找一个人上个身, Chatted, 聊聊天, Spoke, 说说话, Installs act like a pretentious prick, 装逼, Is feeding two to microphone, coming to speak anything and so on. 对着麦克风“喂喂”两声,来个演讲什么的云云。 But old daoist has the inherited talisman paper guard, stretch/open Yanfeng is people's police officer. 老道有祖传符纸护身,张燕丰又是个人民警察 It looks like such that in that book said that the land god, nothing but was not the popular lesser official who the mountain spirit contributed no work but be undetected because of others to enter wildly strangely, in the final analysis, can the temperament of casual murder retaliation not be in brief good, therefore he thought on the bodies of these two people, 就像是那本书里所介绍的那样,土地爷,无非是山精野怪滥竽充数进入的不入流小官,归根究底,能随随便便杀人报复的脾气总之也不会太好,所以他想上这两个人的身, Difficult. 难。 But then, 但接下来, Zhou Ze only thought that all around wind starts to take itself to start to sway as the center of circle, 周泽只觉得四周的风开始以自己为圆心开始攒动, mysteriously and inexorably aura starts to Zhou Ze. 一股冥冥之中的气息开始向周泽袭来。 This is, 这是, In plan own body? 打算上自己的身? Zhou Ze spreads out both hands, 周泽摊开双手, Has not resisted, 没抵挡, merely opens the mouth saying: Here can have the qualifications and you exchanges, only then I, you got up my body, who can speak with you?” 只是开口道:“这里能有资格和你交流的,只有我,你上了我的身,谁能和你说话?” old daoist put out a hand to refer to stretch/open Yanfeng at this time suddenly, said: Perhaps he wants with the politics , the mansion dialogue.” 老道这时候忽然伸手指了指张燕丰,道:“说不定他想跟政、、、府对话。” ............ Zhou Ze. “…………”周泽 The wind is getting more and more rapid, 风越来越急促, That aura was also getting more and more near. 那股气息也越来越近了。 I am ghost messenger.” Zhou Ze emphasized. “我是鬼差。”周泽强调道。 netherworld dog slave ear, secure dares says the gentleman!” 阴司犬奴耳,安敢自称官人!” Together where the old mischievous sound does not know conveys, old daoist has not heard with stretch/open Yanfeng, only then Zhou Ze heard. 一道苍老促狭的声音不知道从哪里传来,老道跟张燕丰都没听到,只有周泽自己本人听到了。 It seems like that 看来, This land god wanted on own body, 这位土地爷是一定要上自己的身了, Moreover, old daoist just that guess possibly really not necessarily was the idle talk. 而且,老道刚刚的那个猜测可能真不一定是废话。 In the ancient times the local officials of royal government will organize the restoration local temple housing the village god town god's temple and so on construction, 古代朝廷的地方官都会组织修缮当地的土地庙城隍庙之类的建筑的, this time this land god by six grave robber assaulted old nest, 这次这位土地爷被六个盗墓贼侵犯了老窝, If really wants , the mansion dialogue to help him reconstruct a temple to enjoy the incense and candle with the politics well conveniently, is not groundless. 如果真的想跟政、、府对话帮他重建个庙宇好更方便地享受香火,也不无道理。 In addition he appraises oneself tone, 再加上他评价自己的语气, Obviously does the government official is not serious with oneself this netherworld lowest level, 显然是拿自己这个阴司最底层干吏不当一回事儿, Also does not want to talk to chat talk under the influence of liquor Sangma anything with, 也没想和自己对话聊天把酒话桑麻什么的, His merely wants taking advantage of the mortal body activity negotiations with. 只是想借个肉身活动谈判用用。 Zhou Ze let out a long breath, 周泽长舒一口气, Has not resisted, because he thought that oneself does not need to resist, 还是没抵抗,因为他觉得自己根本不需要抵抗, His merely very tranquil said/tunnel: 只是很平静地道: Sir, on my body, will have not the good matter to happen.” “大爷,上我的身,会有不好的事情发生。” Because of oneself within the body, 因为自己体内, Had been occupied by a temperament very not good fellow, 已经住了一位脾气很不好的家伙了, If awakened by noise him, 如果把他吵醒了, Matter will not be wonderful. 事情就不会那么美妙了。 But Sir temperament is not good, 但大爷脾气不好, The people old were easy become tenacious, 人老了就容易变得固执, Obviously has not listened to the Zhou Ze’s words, 显然没听周泽的话, Zhou Ze only thought that backbone that side chill in the air raids, 周泽只觉得脊梁骨那边一阵寒意袭来, Hiss ............ “嘶…………” Probably had anything to hold forcefully, 像是有什么东西硬生生地捅了进来, Oneself, 自己, Quilt, 被, Forces, 强行, Entered...... 进入了……
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