LNBH :: Volume #1

#29: Excessively?


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You think, replaces me?” “你想,接替我么?” This issue, asked Zhou Ze stares. 这个问题,把周泽问得一愣。 What is this? 这是啥意思? The illegal resident who hides here and there from a city can turn into local civil servant directly all of a sudden? 直接从一个城市东躲西藏的黑户一下子要变成本地公务猿了? The pleasant surprise comes too suddenly, 惊喜来得太突然, Zhou Ze some do not dare to meet. 周泽有些不敢接。 The space will fall the pie, person but who most people experience this matter finally by pie being battered to death. 天上是会掉馅儿饼的,但大部分人遇到这种事儿的人最后都被馅儿饼给砸死了。 The most important thing is, Zhou Ze does not think oneself rescued her life, is worth her so treating itself. 最重要的是,周泽不认为自己救了她一命,就值得她如此对待自己。 The matter of that driver, has not made clear by the present, this little loli, moe very much, but that merely her skin. 要知道,那个司机的事儿,到现在都没搞清楚呢,这个小luoli,是很萌,但那只是她的皮囊 Xu Qinglang has said that she once appeared in his shop, stretched out the tongue unemotionally, all takes away his parents' ghost. 许清朗说过,她曾出现在他的店里,面无表情地伸出了舌头,将他爹妈的亡魂全都收走。 How whatever Xu Qinglang complained tearfully the hope, she stood one's ground steadfastly. 任凭许清朗如何哭诉祈求,她都岿然不动。 Such a person, you cannot expect her to be full of gratitude, can instead not nip your one to thank heaven and earth. 这样子的一个人,你不能去奢望她知恩图报,能不反咬你一口就谢天谢地吧。 As netherworld ghost messenger, 身为阴司鬼差, How many vicissitudes of life has seen? 见过多少悲欢离合? The wickedness of how many human natures has seen? 见过多少人性之恶? The hatred of how many ghosts has seen? 见过多少鬼之怨毒? She is not the pure young female student, possibly is not. 她不是单纯的小女生,也不可能是。 What's wrong, doesn't speak?” little loli also asked. “怎么,不说话了?”小luoli又问道。 Does not know that what should say, do you ask casually?” Zhou Ze asked cautiously. “不知道该说什么,你这是随便问问?”周泽小心翼翼地问道。 You can reply that does not think.” little loli said. “你可以回答不想的。”小luoli说道。 Then, silent, 然后,沉默, little loli continues to add: Then, I catch you.” 小luoli继续补充道:“然后,我把你抓下去。” ............ Zhou Ze. “…………”周泽 Ok, 好了, This was not comfortable, 这样不就舒服了嘛, Wants what choice question, 要什么选择题啊, Filled up directly is good. 直接填空就好了。 The topic is the answer does not write Y, shoots dead. 题目就是答案不写“Y”,就枪毙。 I agreed.” Zhou Ze replied, this time, did not have hesitant, is not puzzled. “我同意。”周泽回答道,这次,没犹豫了,也不纠结了。 little loli has turned around, smiling, is somewhat innocent, then arrived in front of Zhou Ze gradually, pretends the young adult appearance to help Zhou Ze reorganize the collar. 小luoli转过身,笑了笑,有些天真烂漫,然后缓步走到了周泽面前,装作小大人的样子想要帮周泽整理一下衣领。 This seems like regarding as important of high-rank performance to low-rank, a little emperor granted the opportunity that the official and eats meal together to be the same probably in the ancient times. 这似乎是上位者表现对下位者的看重,有点像是古代皇帝赏赐臣子和自己一起吃饭的机会一样。 merely little loli was too short, stands when the Zhou Ze front, the collar cannot reorganize, can only help Zhou Ze reorganize the leather belt. 只是小luoli太矮了,站在周泽面前时,衣领是整理不了了,只能帮周泽整理一下皮带。 Hugs me.” little loli honk the mouth, the order said. “抱起我。”小luoli嘟了嘟嘴,命令道。 Zhou Ze bends the waist, holds little loli. 周泽弯下腰,将小luoli抱起来。 little loli put out a hand to help Zhou Ze reorganize a collar, then knits the brows, as if felt oneself seemed like the daughter the same as hug like this somewhat nondescriptly by Zhou Ze. 小luoli伸手帮周泽整理了一下衣领,然后皱了皱眉,似乎觉得自己这样被周泽像是女儿一样抱着有些不伦不类的。 My this, is whether or not very silly?” “我这样,是不是很傻?” „Very lovable.” “很可爱。” little loli extends the small hand, plans to pull out directly to the Zhou Ze’s cheeks. 小luoli伸出小手,打算直接抽向周泽的脸颊。 In this instance, Zhou Ze holds the nail of little loli to lengthen to grow dark rapidly, the eyes deep place also has the spin nest circulation of black. 在这一个瞬间,周泽抱着小luoli的指甲迅速变长变黑,眼眸深处也有黑色的旋窝流转。 little loli stopped, the corners of the mouth revealed wiped the meaningful smile. 小luoli停住了,嘴角露出了一抹意味深长的笑容。 Zhou Ze does not have to further act. 周泽也没进一步地动作。 „Do you know, revealed before me stance of anger and resistance, is a very silly behavior?” little loli asked. “你知不知道,在我面前表露出愤怒和反抗的姿态,是一件很傻的行为?”小luoli问道。 It doesn't matter, has died in any case a time person.” “无所谓,反正都是已经死过一次的人了。” That is because your luck is good, the road to Hades walked a small section to leave, you have not experienced the pain and suffering of tour of underworld!” The little loli high sound said, that type suffers, can let under all suicides the person regret of underworld extremely! To live in misery is better than dead in peace, this is not being the empty talk comfort.” “那是因为你运气好,黄泉路才走一小段就离开了,你根本就没经历过地狱之行的痛苦和折磨!”小luoli高声道,“那种折磨,能让所有自杀下地狱的人后悔万分!好死不如赖活着,这绝不是空话安慰。” is that so?” 是么?” Puts me to get down.” “放我下来。” Zhou Ze put little loli. 周泽小luoli放了下来。 The little loli body will depend in the future, looks at Zhou Ze, knows why I do choose you?” 小luoli身子往后靠了靠,看着周泽,“知道我为什么选择你么?” Zhou Ze shakes the head. 周泽摇摇头。 Because you are very intelligent, or you are very gentle, understand the discretion.” little loli pinches the finger saying that Order of the Netherworld, the world of the living has the law, the person who for various reasons sneaks across are many, but you are gentlest one I have ever seen.” “因为你很聪明,或者说,你很平和,懂得分寸。”小luoli掐着手指头说道,“阴司有序,阳间有法,因为各种各样的原因偷渡出来的人不少,但你是我所见过的最平和的一个。” I do not believe that this is the real reason.” Zhou Ze said. “我不相信这是真正的原因。”周泽说道。 Real reason, I do not want to tell you.” little loli stretches oneself, „ I was tired, wants to get down, therefore, happen to bumps into you, but you will not pound the too big calamity to me, elected you. “真正的原因,我不想告诉你。”小luoli伸了个懒腰,“我累了,想下去了,所以,正好碰到你,而你不会给我捣出太大的乱子,就选你了。 Hehe, has a fellow in Chengdu a while ago, is restless very fiercely, obviously is a pitiful stowaway, actually boasts of being is the judge, as the ghost, actually the delusion exercises own decision in the world of the living, you said, he is stupid? ” 呵呵,前阵子在蓉城有个家伙,闹腾得很厉害,明明是一个可怜的偷渡客,却自诩为是法官,身为鬼,却妄想在阳间行使自己的判罚,你说,他蠢不蠢?” Stupid.” Zhou Ze replied, immediately, Zhou Ze recorded suddenly, old daoist probably from Chengdu, he afterward how?” “蠢。”周泽回答道,随即,周泽忽然记起来,老道好像就是来自蓉城,“他后来怎么样了?” Was blocked.” “被封杀了。” little loli leaned the head, innocent of face, custom is to live, but steps on the line to step on overdone, one hope did not have.” 小luoli侧了侧头,一脸的天真烂漫,“规矩是活的,但踩线踩得过火的,就一点希望都没有了。” „Did he die?” Zhou Ze asked that I meant, was grasped underworld or is frightened out of one's wits?” “他死了?”周泽问道,“我是说,被抓回地狱又或者魂飞魄散?” hears word, on the little loli face revealed some were inwardly angry, seemed like touches her reverse scale. 闻言,小luoli脸上露出了些许愠怒,似乎是触及到了她的逆鳞。 This, you do not need to know.” “这个,你不需要知道。” little loli holds the Zhou Ze’s hand palm, own small palm and Zhou Ze relative. 小luoli抓住周泽的手掌,自己的小手掌和周泽相对。 immediately afterward, Zhou Ze burns to own palm on the sensation, when little loli moves out of the way the palm, Zhou Ze sees the palm position, presented black rune. 紧接着,周泽就感知到自己掌心一烫,等到小luoli将手掌挪开时,周泽看见自己掌心位置,出现了一道黑色符文 rune is not complex, probably an eye. 符文不复杂,像是一个眼睛。 Order of the Netherworld, the Yellow Springs may cross.” little loli said very much seriously, person who „ should get down, you deliver him to get down, this person of scattering, you can scatter directly. 阴司有序,黄泉可渡。”小luoli很严肃地说道,“该下去的人,你送他下去,该打散的人,你可以直接打散。 Naturally, if you think the indignant roar, 当然,如果你想路见不平一声吼啊, Also ok, 也行, But that price, oneself undertake. 但那种代价,自己承担。 Played to take off/escape, oneself withstood. ” 玩儿脱了,自己承受。” little loli hit a yawn, probably was tired. 小luoli打了一个呵欠,好像是累了。 You said that you were tired, how long do you want to rest? Is my, generation of classes?” Zhou Ze asked. “你说你累了,那你要休息多久?我这,算是代班么?”周泽问道。 I came back to say again.” The little loli preparation went downstairs. “等我回来再说。”小luoli准备下楼去了。 Zhou Ze continues to ask: „ What do I want to make? Every night goes to go on patrol, 周泽继续问道:“那我要做什么?每天晚上出去巡逻, Looks for the ghost, 找鬼, Then, 然后, Is up to mischief? ” 搞鬼?” Gate in your hand, yourself looks at the office, you can continue your bookstore, you are the ghost, the reincarnating into another’s body ghost, these dirty things and assorted gadget will collect toward your side voluntarily, “门在你手上,你自己看着办,你可以继续开你的书店,你是鬼,借尸还魂的鬼,那些脏东西和杂七杂八的玩意儿会自觉地往你身边凑, You to them, are the nighttime candlelight, they are the moths. 你对于他们来说,就是黑夜里的烛火,它们就是飞蛾。 Moreover, after I you leave behind that mark, is equal to you from the candle promoting the incandescent lamp, sufficiently brightly blindly their dog eyes. ” 另外,在我给你留下那个印记后,等于是把你从蜡烛升级到了白炽灯,足以亮瞎他们的狗眼。” ............ Zhou Ze. “…………”周泽 little loli goes downstairs, Zhou Ze follows to get down together. 小luoli下了楼,周泽跟着一起下去。 I read the little while book, later walks, mother of this body can take her to walk later.” “我看会儿书,待会儿就走,这具身体的母亲待会儿会来接她走。” little loli sat on the plastic chair, took an illustration book to glance through casually. 小luoli在塑料椅子上坐了下来,随便拿了一本插画书翻阅着。 Zhou Ze stands by him, is serving actually not, but some issues need to ask. 周泽就站在他旁边,倒不是在伺候着,而是有一些问题需要问。 Said.” little loli opens the mouth to say. “说吧。”小luoli开口道。 „Does this...... have the wages?” Zhou Ze asked that you know that the matter that my here did lost money to buy and sell.” “这……有工资么?”周泽问道,“你知道的,我这儿做的事亏本买卖。” Economic downturn, the money of living person, now is getting more and more difficult to gain.” little loli said after a sigh. “经济不景气,活人的钱,现在是越来越难赚了。”小luoli感叹道。 Yes.” Zhou Ze is echoing. “是啊。”周泽附和着。 That makes the money of deceased person.” “那就赚死人的钱呗。” „The money of deceased person cannot spend.” Zhou Ze shrugs. “死人的钱花不出去啊。”周泽耸了耸肩。 That is your method is not right.” little loli spreads out the hand, with some sacrificial paper money, is that type, sacrificial paper money that the deceased person gives.” “那是你方法不对。”小luoli摊开手,“拿些冥币来,是那种,死人给的冥币。” Zhou Ze takes out one stack of sacrificial paper money, divided half to place in the hand of little loli. 周泽取出一沓冥币,分了一半放在了小luoli的手中。 Earns much.” little loli shot a look at one to say with a smile. “赚得不少嘛。”小luoli瞥了一眼笑道。 Zhou Ze had not said that half is previous time old daoist that came from Chengdu own, mysteriously and inexorably, Zhou Ze felt, if makes this little loli know that this matter will bring the trouble to oneself. 周泽没说有一半是上次从蓉城来的老道给自己的,冥冥之中,周泽感觉如果让这个小luoli知道这件事会给自己带来麻烦。 little loli is drawing cash to open the door of bookstore, squats in the roadside. 小luoli拿着钱推开书店的门,蹲在路边。 Cigarette lighter.” “打火机。” Zhou Ze hands over the cigarette lighter. 周泽把打火机递上去。 little loli burnt down the sacrificial paper money, the ashes were blown off quickly. 小luoli将冥钞烧掉了,灰烬很快被吹散。 Immediately, little loli stood up, patted clapping, ok.” 随即,小luoli站起身,拍了拍手,“好了。” Zhou Ze stands in the wind is somewhat disorderly, 周泽站在风中有些凌乱, „Was this burns ahead of time to me in the account of underground bank?” “这是提前烧给我在地下银行的户头了?” Waits to look again, your here, the popularity is insufficient.” little loli and Zhou Ze one big and one small two people stand in the shop entrance are waiting, waited for probably a half hour. “再等等看吧,你这里,人气还是不够。”小luoli周泽一大一小两个人就站在店门口等着,等了大概半个小时。 The little loli tender and delicate face was somewhat blown by the wind blushed, Zhou Ze is not sensitive to cold actually, but same stands with the two fools in the roadside like this looks around is always feeling very strange. 小luoli娇嫩的脸都被风吹得有些发红了,周泽倒是不怕冷,但就这样跟个二傻子一样站在路边张望着总觉得很怪异。 Finally, 终于, A potbellied man passes through from two people, then, the male body falls down a wallet, the man had not detected, continues to proceed to walk. 一个大腹便便的男子从二人面前走过,然后,男子身上掉下一个钱包,男子根本就没发觉,继续往前走去。 Zhou Ze picks up the wallet, discovered that in has several thousand dollars unexpectedly, ID card bankcard and so on thing. 周泽上去捡起钱包,发现里面居然有几千块钱,还有身份证银行卡之类的东西。 „Do I give back to him?” Zhou Ze exploringly asked. “我去还给他?”周泽试探性地问道。 little loli pūchī smiled, 小luoli噗哧”笑了出来, This person made matter that weighs on the conscience, this time is suffers unexpected financial losses to exempt the disaster, this money, is you earns.” “这人做了亏心事儿,这次算是破财免灾,这钱,是你应得的。” little loli opens the door, entered the bookstore, then rubbed rubbing hands, obviously, just a half hour froze heavily, is in the bookstore warm. 小luoli推开门,进入了书店,然后搓了搓手,显然,刚刚半个小时冻得不轻,还是书店里暖和。 Zhou Ze took the wallet to walk, some did not dare the channel: „Won't he report to the police?” 周泽拿着钱包走了进来,有些不敢相信道:“他不会报警?” This money, you take, is not hot.” little loli some are impatient. “这钱,你拿着,一点都不烫手。”小luoli有些不耐烦了。 „, After me, was short of money took the sacrificial paper money to stand in the entrance fever, did some people give money on own initiative?” “得,那我以后缺钱了就拿冥币站在门口烧,就有人主动送钱来是吧?” Zhou Ze somewhat does not know whether to laugh or cry, but also finds it interesting. 周泽有些哭笑不得,但也觉得有趣。 Xu Qinglang walked at this time, in the hand is raising big bottle of pickled plum juice. 许清朗这个时候走来,手里提着一大瓶酸梅汁儿。 Hey, in the shop material so many, can only make these, but also there are, waits ............ “喂,店里材料就这么多,只能做出了这些了,还有的,等…………” Xu Qinglang just opened the door to come to see to sit there little loli, whole person staggers, the jar in hand fell on the ground fell a smashing. 许清朗刚推开门进来就看见坐在那里的小luoli,整个人一个踉跄,手中的瓶子落在了地上摔了个粉碎。 pickled plum juice sprinkling bookstore everywhere. 酸梅汁儿溅洒了书店满地。 Zhou Ze looks at Xu Qinglang, hinting the opposite party must restrain. 周泽看着许清朗,示意对方要克制。 little loli has not as if been serious to be the same Xu Qinglang quite the same as, 小luoli似乎浑然没把许清朗当一回事儿一样, Indeed, a luck is good, passes an profound person, but also is really not worth her looking at one. 的确,一个运气好,通点玄的人,还真不值得她多看一眼。 This is daughter of which family/home, is quite lovable, hahahaha, come, little friend, in the uncle family/home is raising a vat small goldfish, can accompany the uncle to go home to look?” “这是谁家的闺女,好可爱啊,哈哈哈哈,来,小朋友,叔叔家里养着一缸小金鱼,要不要陪叔叔回家去看?” Xu Qinglang smiles awkwardly, pushes very much hardly. 许清朗笑得很尴尬,硬挤出来的。 little loli merely puts out a character: Go away.” 小luoli只是吐出一个字:“滚。” Xu Qinglang smiles, turns around to leave to return to the shop. 许清朗又笑了笑,转身离开回到自己店里去。 whether or not thought that I am very excessive?” little loli raised the head, looks at Zhou Ze. 是不是觉得我很过分?”小luoli抬头,看着周泽 A little.” Zhou Ze told the facts. “有点。”周泽实话实说。 I told you again, the death that driver, merely sat on school bus me at that time finds it silly, revealing the true body wants to crack a joke, “那我再告诉你,那个司机的死,只是当时坐在校车上的我觉得无聊,露出真身想开个玩笑, Do you will feel, 你会不会觉得, Excessively? ” 更过分?” little loli is tilting the head, looks at Zhou Ze, face adorable. 小luoli歪着头,看着周泽,一脸呆萌
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