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#28: You think that...... replaces me?


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Zhou Ze reports to the police finally, police officer came quickly, according to the Zhou Ze’s view, was said after this takeaway little brother arrived in the shop, suddenly goes crazy, said that is asked him to take revenge by the person ghost that he burnt, then kept trampling to the wall to pound to faint crazily crazily finally. 周泽最后报了警,警察很快来了,按照周泽的说法,是说这位外卖小哥来到自己店里后忽然发了疯,说有很多被他烧死的人亡魂来找他复仇,然后不停地对着墙壁狂踹狂砸最后晕厥了过去。 Completes from the police authorities records, the sky has shone, theater arson case, three waves to a single stroke, but at least opens up the perspective now, because before police very possible merely under lamp black reason, without suspecting on behaving righteously takeaway little brother, even if now did not have the clear evidence, so long as really falls the vision on the opposite party searches, should quick be able to discover the truth. 从警局做完笔录出来时,天都已经亮了,影院纵火案,一波三折,但现在至少打开了局面,之前警方很可能只是因为灯下黑的缘故,没有怀疑到见义勇为的外卖小哥身上,现在哪怕还没有确切的证据,但只要真的将目光落在对方身上进行查找,应该很快就能发现真相。 As for shift of later public opinion, online ate subversion of melon people as well as these once gave this takeaway little brother to brush the dumbfoundedness of gift, was not the issue that Zhou Ze needs to be worried about and ponder, he can do, be only so many, are willing to do, only then so many. 至于之后舆论的转向,网上吃瓜群众的颠覆以及那些曾给这位外卖小哥刷礼物的目瞪口呆,就不是周泽需要担心和思考的问题了,他能做的,也就只有这么多,愿意做的,也就只有这么多。 ghost’s matters, gives the ghost to solve, the matter of person, gives police officer to solve to well. 鬼的事儿,还是交给鬼来解决,人的事儿,还是交给警察来解决为好。 Stands in the police authorities entrance, is breathing the early morning fresh air, the mind suddenly feels sober. 站在警局门口,呼吸着清晨新鲜的空气,头脑顿觉清醒。 When takes taxi to return to the shop, Zhou Ze saw the next door Xu Qinglang’s shop to open the door to do business, Xu Qinglang oneself changed ordinary point clothes to sit in the shop entrance remove inedible portions of vegetables while am sunning, mouth also snort/hum Tongzi Opera( place tune type) folk song, leisurely, had one share loose flavor to flow. 打车回到店里时,周泽看见隔壁许清朗的店已经重新开门营业了,许清朗本人换了一身平常点的衣服坐在店铺门口一边择菜一边晒着太阳,嘴里还哼着“童子戏”(地方曲种)小调,悠哉悠哉,自有一股子风流韵味流淌出来。 All, 一切, As if as before. 仿佛依旧。 Zhou Ze arrives in the shop, Xu Qinglang patted clapping, asked: What eats?” 周泽走到店里,许清朗拍了拍手,问道:“吃啥?” Casual, I want pickled plum juice.” “随便吧,我要酸梅汁。” Xu Qinglang nods. 许清朗点点头。 Zhou Ze sat in the shop, the finger is rapping the desktop gently. 周泽在店里坐了下来,手指轻轻地敲击着桌面。 Before long, the Xu Qinglang end comes up one bowl of egg surface, the hot water is limpid, the noodles nicely chewy, naturally, these are unimportant, the most important thing is, familiar pickled plum juice, appeared in front of Zhou Ze. 不一会儿,许清朗端上来一碗鸡蛋面,面汤清澈,面条筋道,当然,这些都不重要,最重要的是,熟悉的酸梅汁,又出现在了周泽面前。 Makes one barrel to me, how much money?” Zhou Ze referred to the drinking fountain bucket in shop, first makes one barrel.” “给我做一桶吧,多少钱?”周泽指了指店里的饮水机水桶,“先做一桶。” Has waited for the time period.” Xu Qinglang sits in front of Zhou Ze, the mouth is holding in the mouth cigarette, he as to make the gesture that a small ruffian smokes to hang hangs, but gives people one type a woman smoking can also be beautiful like this being out of sorts feeling. “等过阵子吧。”许清朗周泽面前坐下来,嘴里叼着一根烟,他似乎很想做出一副小痞子抽烟吊啊吊的姿态,但偏偏给人一种“女人抽烟也能这般美丽”的违和感。 His not a lady, not gay, can only blame God gave the wrong skin. 不娘,也不gay,只能怪老天给错了皮囊 pickled plum juice was finishing eating., for the first time, after this time eats the bowl noodles , the Zhou Ze’s disgusting feeling was so no longer intense, but drank several cups of water as before slow 就着酸梅汁吃完了面,破天荒地,这次吃碗面后周泽的恶心感不再那么强烈了,但依旧多喝了好几杯水缓了缓。 Remembers that what matter after Lin Daiyu does enter initially Jia Residence eats meal, experiences?” Xu Qinglang puts out smoke rings to ask. “记得林黛玉初进贾府吃饭后遇到什么事儿么?”许清朗吐出一口烟圈问道。 Zhou Ze thinks, understood. 周泽想了想,明白了过来。 Lin Daiyu enters Jia Residence initially, the first family banquet, after the food finishes, the servant delivers the tea soup, after Lin Daiyu at home by the father has taught the food , not the suitable tea easy dyspepsia, but saw Ms. Jia and many sisters drank, she also can only follow to drink together. 林黛玉初入贾府,第一顿家宴,饭毕后,下人送上茶汤,林黛玉在家里被父亲教导过饭后不宜饮茶容易消化不良,但见贾母和诸多姐妹都喝了,她也只能跟着一起喝。 I can eat to the full on the line.” Zhou Ze shakes the head, by him this situation, likely this whole life cannot make a glutton or the gourmand now, as for the digestion issue, said again. “我能吃饱了就行。”周泽摇摇头,以他现在这个情况,很可能这辈子是做不成一个老饕或者美食家了,至于消化问题,再说吧。 My some are not balanced.” Xu Qinglang said beyond the shadow, my parents, walked.” “我心里有些不平衡。”许清朗开门见山地说道,“我父母,走了。” The Xu Qinglang parents had walked, but Zhou Ze clear Xu Qinglang this time said that walked is what meaning, should get down. 许清朗父母早就走了,但周泽清楚许清朗这次说“走了”是什么意思,应该是下去了。 How suddenly to walk?” Zhou Ze asked that wants to respond to one restraining grief, thinks, was inappropriate. “怎么忽然就走了?”周泽问道,本想回应一个“节哀”,想想,不合适。 Was discovered.” “被发现了。” Zhou Ze shakes with the hand of smoke slightly, 周泽拿烟的手微微一抖, Was discovered? 被发现了? Zhou Ze remembers that old man before the point of death, had once shouted they discovered me!” 周泽记得那个老者在临死前,也曾喊过“他们发现我了!” Xu Qinglang looks at Zhou Ze, I am very unwilling, is not very balanced, why she took away my parents, actually does not take away you.” 许清朗看着周泽,“我很不甘心,也很不平衡,为什么她带走了我父母,却不带走你。” He? She?” In the Zhou Ze mind appeared that little loli image, recombination Xu Qinglang that day condition and evening's departure, guessed correctly seven 7~8 eight. “他?她?”周泽脑海中浮现出了那个小luoli的形象,再结合许清朗那日的状态和晚上的离开,就猜出了七七八八。 She, is impossible.” “她,不可能吧。” Order of the Netherworld, the dead start their journey!” Xu Qinglang lowered the sound, is staring at the Zhou Ze’s eye, a long tongue to turn into the guided path, a deep throat to permit entry into the netherworld, familiar?” 阴司有序,亡者上路!”许清朗压低了声音,盯着周泽的眼睛,“长舌化路引,深喉许幽冥,熟悉么?” Black and White Impermanence?” 黑白无常?” That merely is said.” Xu Qinglang sighed, „, but they truly were law enforcer, the travelling world of the living, eliminated the order, the person and ghost, separated out. The people have human world saying that the ghost has Bridge of Helplessness.” “那只是一个统称。”许清朗叹了口气,“但他们确实是执法者,游历阳间,肃清秩序,将人和鬼,区分开来。人有人间道,鬼有奈何桥。” oh.” 。” Zhou Ze some do not believe that if little loli is really White Impermanence that status, before her, revealed that on the school bus how the true body did put out the long tongue to cause the death of car crash and that driver should calculate? 周泽还是有些不太相信,如果小luoli真的是白无常那种的身份,那她之前在校车上显露出真身吐出长舌头导致车祸和那位司机的死亡该怎么算? She has not taken away me, instead takes away your parents, therefore, you do hate me?” Zhou Ze put out a hand to refer to itself. “她没带走我,反而带走你父母,所以,你恨我?”周泽伸手指了指自己。 Right.” The Xu Qinglang nod said. “对。”许清朗点头道。 That this in hasn’t poisoned?” “那这面里没下毒吧?” ............ Xu Qinglang. “…………”许清朗 hasn’t poisoned?” Zhou Ze also asked. 没下毒吧?”周泽又问道。 No.” Xu Qinglang replied. “没。”许清朗回答。 That is good.” Zhou Ze does not know, in twice-cooked pork rice served with meat and vegetable topping of that day, in the meal is poisoned, if not for Dr. Lin came on that day early, possibly oneself really must eat up that food. “那就好。”周泽并不知道,在那天的回锅肉盖浇饭里,饭菜里是下了毒的,若不是那天林医生来得早了一些,可能自己真得吃下那顿饭。 „Are you really silly or false silly?” Xu Qinglang somewhat looks at Zhou Ze ill-humoredly, why doesn't she catch you?” “你是真傻还是假傻?”许清朗有些没好气地看着周泽,“她为什么不抓你?” Right, why doesn't she catch me?” Zhou Ze also asked. “对啊,她为什么不抓我?”周泽也问道。 I asked you!” Xu Qinglang raised the sound. “我问你呢!”许清朗提高了声音。 I don't know either.” The Zhou Ze booth lets go, possible , because I rescued her one time.” “我也不知道。”周泽摊摊手,“可能,是因为我救了她一次吧。” ............ Xu Qinglang. “…………”许清朗 Two people's talks, extinguished by the cigarette butt fever as the termination symbol finally. 两个人的谈话,最后以烟头烧灭了作为终止符。 Both sides this time was came straight to the point, broke original that silently tacit. 双方这次算是开门见山了,打破了原本的那种默不作声地默契。 Zhou Ze turns back in own shop, when tidies up the ground the plastic backless stool, under the discovery six plastic backless stools is actually pasting the thickness uneven sacrificial paper money. 周泽走回自己的店里,收拾地上的塑料板凳时,却发现有六张塑料板凳下面都贴着厚度不均的冥钞。 Is this reading money or eating meal money? 这是看书钱还是吃饭钱? Zhou Ze remembers old daoist that a while ago that opens the live broadcast also once to oneself one stack of sacrificial paper money, said can save the good deeds done in secret , his these sacrificial paper money are makes in this manner? 周泽记得前阵子那个开直播的老道也曾给自己一沓冥钞,说是能积攒阴德,那么,他的那些冥钞就是以这种方式弄来的么? How does he make? 他是怎么弄过来的? Zhou Ze collects the sacrificial paper money, entire one stack, the feel good, without the roughness of these sacrificial paper money in the ordinary day sees, touches in the hand, there is a touch of silk. 周泽将冥钞都收集起来,整整一沓,手感不错,没有平日里见到的那些冥钞的粗糙,摸在手里,有丝绸的触感。 This made Zhou Ze think underworld shop that old daoist said that did business with the ghost, the best shop naturally was underworld shop, thing that because there sold, to deceased person. 这让周泽想到了老道所说的冥店,和鬼做生意,最好的店铺当然是冥店,因为那里卖的东西,也都是给死人的。 Also therefore, the sacrificial paper money that if in oneself hand takes now is a deceased person bill, then opens underworld shop, can definitely earn. 也因此,如果自己手中现在拿的冥钞是死人的“钞票”,那么开冥店,肯定能比自己赚得更多。 In the mind, appears in the video picture to sit in the man who behind the counter sips gruel difficultly again, 脑海中,再次浮现出视频画面里坐在柜台后面艰难喝粥的男子, Zhou Ze feels suddenly, 周泽忽然觉得, Oneself discovered a possibly very interesting matter probably. 自己好像发现了一件可能会很有趣的事情。 Naturally, the interesting matter, does not have the energy to go to the manages now, last night had not rested, since now came back, makes up a sleep/felt well. 当然,再有趣的事儿,现在也没精力去管了,昨晚一宿没睡,现在既然回来了,就得好好地补一个觉。 Zhou Ze gives to pull down the bookstore roll-up door, cages, why does not know, his bookstore is becoming the time of the evening opening the door more than the daytime, perhaps, oneself later has the opportunity to make to order a sign again, 周泽将书店卷帘门给拉了下来,上了锁,不知道为什么,他的书店正在变得晚上开门的时间比白天多,或许,自己以后有机会可以再订做一个牌子, Calling Late Night Book House.” 深夜书屋。” Also has no business during the daytime in any case, the bookstore has also been losing money, oneself can play at will jokes, does something, rottenly the worst result is not now this appearance. 反正白天也没什么生意,书店也一直在亏损着,自己可以随意地玩一些噱头,搞一些事情,最烂最坏的结果也不就是现在这个样子呗。 The takeaway little brother matter is the guilty of the most heinous crime mistake, but also gives some Zhou Ze inspirations. 外卖小哥的事儿是罪大恶极的错误,但也给周泽一些启发。 The taking a bath equipment of bathroom had been installed, what Zhou Ze buys is the electric boiler, took off the clothes, Zhou Ze took a bath, changed one dry/does entire clothes to go upstairs. 卫生间的洗澡设备已经被装了起来,周泽买的是电热水器,脱去衣服,周泽洗了一个澡,换上了一套干整的衣服上了楼。 When Zhou Ze bends the waist prepares the accent to set at the freezer temperature, whole person actually there, 周泽弯下腰准备调置冰柜温度时,整个人却愣在了那里, Because in his front freezer, 因为在他面前的冰柜里, Is lying down a person. 躺着一个人。 The opposite party close one's eyes, probably fell into the deep sleep, the breath is steady, both hands place the chest front alternately, having young adult is easy and comfortable. 对方闭着眼,像是陷入了沉睡,呼吸平稳,双手交叉放在胸前,有着一种小大人似地安逸。 Very tranquil, is very lovable, 很平静,也很可爱, The premise is, 前提是, If her tongue does not become so will be long. 她的舌头如果不会变得那么长的话。 little loli, 小luoli, Gave harvesting the work of another own lair. 把自己的巢穴给鹊巢鸠占了。 Zhou Ze wants to shout one, making Schoolmate Xu Qinglang in next door come the revenge. 周泽很想大喊一声,让隔壁的许清朗同学过来复仇。 But thinks or considers as finished, is not he thought that Xu Qinglang shouted took revenge harmed him, but was he thinks that Xu Qinglang did not have that courage to come the revenge, perhaps others will come him also to greet one kindly: 但想想还是算了,不是他觉得把许清朗喊来复仇是害了他,而是他认为许清朗也没那个胆子过来复仇,说不定人家来了他还会亲切地问候一声: „ Did you awake? “您醒了啊? What do you want to eat? 您想吃点什么? I give you to do. ” 我给您去做。” little loli opened the eye, her pupil is very profound, limpidity and pure that no longer met in the past. 小luoli睁开了眼,她的眸子很深邃,不再是以往见面的清澈和单纯。 The opposite party put out a hand, the Zhou Ze help turns on the freezer cover. 对方伸出手,周泽帮忙把冰柜盖子打开。 little loli sits from inside, Zhou Ze noticed, she has not actually established the temperature, merely chose a ventilation. 小luoli从里面坐起来,周泽注意到了,她其实没有设置温度,只是选择了一个通风换气。 You lie down here, isn't cold?” Sits little loli in freezer opens the mouth to ask, has not waited for Zhou Ze to reply, little loli opens the mouth saying: oh, I forgot, you are different.” “你躺在这里,不冷么?”坐在冰柜里的小luoli开口问道,没等周泽回答,小luoli又开口道:“,我忘了,你不一样。” Then, sat little loli in freezer puts out a hand to pat the side spatial position gently, a face looked simple-hearted to Zhou Ze: 说完,坐在冰柜里的小luoli伸手轻轻拍了拍自己身边的空位置,一脸天真无邪地看向周泽: Doesn't rest together?” “一起睡不?” Zhou Ze puts out a hand to rub this girl's head, but the hand in side, actually stopped. 周泽伸手想要揉一揉这个女孩儿的头,但手在旁边,却停了下来。 She is Black and White Impermanence kind of existence, is netherworld in human world law enforcer. 她是黑白无常一类的存在,是阴司人间执法者 little loli puts out a hand, her small hand held the Zhou Ze’s big hand, Zhou Ze’s hand according to her head, according to Zhou Ze’s hand was then rubbing rubbing in own head back and forth. 小luoli伸手,她的小手抓住了周泽的大手,把周泽的手按在她的头上,然后按着周泽的手在自己头上来回揉了揉。 ............ Zhou Ze. “…………”周泽 You, very good.” little loli stands finally from freezer, but as if because of the leg short reason, crawls somewhat difficultly. “你,很好。”小luoli终于从冰柜里站起来,但似乎因为腿短的原因,爬出来有些困难。 Zhou Ze hugs from freezer her, 周泽将她从冰柜里抱出来, Also does not know before her, how to lie down. 也不知道她之前是怎么躺进去的。 You, very good.” little loli puts out a hand to point at Zhou Ze, said again.” “你,很好。”小luoli伸手指着周泽,“重复道。” Eh...... thanks.” Zhou Ze does not know how should reply. “额……谢谢。”周泽不知道该如何回复了。 I must walk.” little loli has turned around, turns away from Zhou Ze, both hands is losing alternately behind, Zhou Ze knows that she wants to display one type to admire the makings. “我要走了。”小luoli转过身,背对着周泽,双手交叉负于身后,周泽知道她是想表现出一种高山仰止的气质。 But her issue is like Xu Qinglang, 但她的问题和许清朗一样, God gave the wrong skin. 老天给错了皮囊 Her appearance, how feels lovable. 她这个样子,怎么都觉得好可爱。 Holds, 憋住, Does not permit to smile. 不准笑。 Zhou Ze is keeping reminding itself, 周泽在不停地提醒自己, This is Black and White Impermanence Lord, 这是黑白无常老爷, Does not permit to smile! 不准笑! hahahahaha! 哈哈哈哈哈 But cannot bear! 但还是忍不住啊! Did ha! 作死了哈哈哈! Was finished ha! 完蛋了哈哈哈! Suppressing ruthlessly to smile more exaggerating, even the tears dropped. 憋得越狠笑起来就越夸张,连眼泪都滴出来了。 little loli has not paid attention to the Zhou Ze’s laughter, is unable to cope the crime of Zhou Ze lese majeste, 小luoli没理会周泽的笑声,也没治周泽一个大不敬之罪, merely asked: 只是问道: You think, replaces me?” “你想,接替我么?”
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