The life, most times, is not the applying opera makeup soap opera that the childhood watched, inside on two people: 生活,在很多时候,并不是小时候所看的脸谱化电视剧,里面就两种人: One type is Zhu Shimao, 一种是朱时茂, One type is Chen Peisi, 一种是陈佩斯, Only has two camps, 只有两个阵营, One is the good person, 一个是好人, Another is an unprincipled person. 另一个是坏人。 On for example present Boss Zhou, is lifting the Yin-Yang book, shouted loudly „me to shout you you to dare should?” 就比如现在的周老板,举着阴阳册,高呼“我喊你你敢应一声么？” Throws into Journey to the West, 丢进西游记里, The full ten minutes of dragon embroidered costume regards the feeling, 满满的十分钟龙套既视感, Even on the actor's pay possibly also compares that „king called me patrolling mountain” the small monster. 甚至戏份上可能还比不过那个“大王叫我来巡山”的小妖。 A matter, because joining of both sides influence and dreaded mutually, finally will end by the steady aspect, but Boss Zhou butts in horizontally. 一件事情,因为双方势力的加入和互相忌惮,最终将以平稳的局面收场,但周老板横插一脚。 Is his behavior good is bad? 他的行为是好是坏？ Can obtain clearly? 能分得清楚么？ In the final analysis, this is the first time that Zhou Ze met real Master Shaman , the first time is sees in these legends to be able the upper body „immortal”, this is also the first time that he put out the Yin-Yang book to plan with on own initiative. 说到底,这还是周泽第一次碰见真正的萨满法师,也是第一次看见那些传说中能够上身的“大仙儿”,这也是他第一次主动拿出阴阳册打算用用。 The Yin-Yang book has a function, can gather the soul! 阴阳册有一个功能,可以收取灵魂！ Initially that the woman is once said to has exploded by the Zhou Ze predecessor it is said that if Zhou Ze wanted, definitely when can receive several colorful ghosts to go, is all right did goes to experience ; 当初那个据说曾被周泽前身给强爆过的女人说过,如果周泽愿意,完全可以收几个艳鬼进去,没事做时就进去体验一下; Naturally, can only experience half set. 当然,只能体验个半套了。 Boss Zhou naturally bored to not taking this Yin-Yang book installs the colorful ghost, if really treats as a high-quality airplane cup this , too careless and wasteful use of nature's products. 周老板当然不会无聊到拿这个阴阳册去装艳鬼,如果真的把这个当作一个高级的飞机杯,也着实太暴殄天物了。 Today, 今儿个, Meets so-called northeast immortal for the first time, 第一次碰见所谓的东北的大仙儿, Boss Zhou emerges for a while, 周老板一时兴起, Takes up the Yin-Yang book, 拿起阴阳册, The preparation takes a blood! 准备拿个一血！ Before did not have the enmity without the injustice, 以前无冤无仇, Now does not have the connection, 现在毫无瓜葛, But since you arrived at my bookstore, 但你既然来到我的书店了, Means, 就意味着, We are predestined friends! 咱俩有缘啊！ The aunt milk return head, looks to Zhou Ze, she has not responded, has not shouted one „me old eight in this!” 八姑奶回归头,看向周泽,她没有回应,也没有喊一声“俺老八在此！” But the Yin-Yang book in Zhou Ze injects under the stimulation of movement of baleful aura, oneself start to shiver, a cat called, resounded easely, as if the deep sleep for a long time ominous beast, revealed was its fierceness. 但阴阳册在周泽注入煞气的催动之下,自己开始颤抖起来,一声猫叫,悠然响起,仿佛沉睡已久的凶兽,露出了属于它的狰狞。 The aunt milk retrocedes one step, 八姑奶后退一步, But in the Yin-Yang book actually scatters to illuminate one bunch of white rays to cover this thin and tall male whole body directly, 但阴阳册上却撒照出来一束白色的光芒直接将这个瘦高个男子全身笼罩, On the thin and tall male face showed the extremely painful expression, 瘦高个男子脸上露出了极为痛苦的表情, Then continuously black smoke since its crown of the head position ascends, black smoke first in the above unceasing is circling, probably is struggling, is resisting. 而后一缕缕黑烟自其天灵盖位置升腾而起,黑烟先在上方不断的盘旋着,像是在挣扎,在抵抗。 Under, 下边, Boss Zhou who grasps the Yin-Yang book the body keeps shivering fiercely, 手持阴阳册的周老板身体不停地剧烈颤抖, Mother, 妈的, This Yin-Yang book seems like the high efficiency kitchen fan to be the same unexpectedly, keeps deriving oneself baleful aura! 这阴阳册居然像是大功率抽油烟机一样,不停地在汲取自己身上的煞气！ „..................” “呃呃呃………………” Boss Zhou goes all out to maintain the balance of body, is also keeping plundering baleful aura in within the body. 周老板拼命保持着身体的平衡,同时也在不停搜刮着自己体内的煞气。 But looks like in side old daoist, oneself boss seemed like holds a notebook to initiate sheep epilepsy suddenly, jumped old age Teece to buckle, missed the corners of the mouth to embellish the white froth again. 但在旁边老道看来,自家老板像是忽然捧着一个笔记本发起了羊癫疯,跳起了老年迪斯扣,就差嘴角再点缀一点白沫子了。 Bai Yingying sees that in side, immediately put out a hand to build on the Zhou Ze shoulder, its baleful aura also transited together, helping Zhou Ze share the pressure. 白莺莺在旁边见状,马上伸手过来搭在了周泽肩膀上,其身上的煞气也一起过渡了进去,帮周泽分担压力。 Cannot blame Zhou Ze almost to make a fool of oneself at this time, 不能怪周泽这个时候几乎出洋相, Really is because this type „high-tech product” Boss Zhou is also the first use, and does not have the instruction booklet. 实在是因为这种“高科技产品”周老板也是第一次使用,而且还没有说明书。 This gadget Zhou Ze usually does not dare to bring in the side, basically is lets the Bai Yingying preserve well in some place, which people because will bring this thing to walk it to keep reminding your dead immediately. 这玩意儿周泽平时也不敢带在身边,基本都是让白莺莺妥善保存在某个地方,因为带着这个东西走路它会不停地提醒你你身边哪些人马上要死了。 Are you rescue or do not rescue? 你是救还是不救呢？ Obviously is these noodles people always, does not have the least bit connection with you, if you know that they must die to finish have not acted, what even white increases the guilty conscience to make to oneself? 明明是那些素面平生的人,也和你没有半点瓜葛,如果你知道他们要死了却没有丝毫行动,平白地给自己增添负罪感做什么？ Various aren't birth and death accidents/surprises the way things should be? 生老病死各种意外不都是人之常情么？ But who can really probably be able to see through, even if ate Boss Zhou of oneself conscience initially, if shortly after walking sees some child or a pregnant woman suddenly assigns/life, 但谁又能真得看得开呢,哪怕当初自己吃了自个儿良心的周老板,如果走路上忽然看见某个小孩或者一个孕妇命不久矣, Really can be aloof? 真能无动于衷？ Beforehand is underprepared, 之前的准备不足, In addition this time hastiness, 加上此时的仓促, Truly makes Zhou Ze be a little thrown into a panic, 确实让周泽这边有点乱了手脚, But also in aunt milk not powerful, or is this Yin-Yang book truly has a natural restraint to the tyrannical soul class lifeform, after all is the Buddhist musical instrument of judge standard configuration, even if it fell the physical appearance is is not so good to deal with. 但还在八姑奶也没多给力,或者说是这阴阳册确实对强横灵魂类生物有着一种天然的克制,毕竟是判官标配的法器,哪怕它跌了品相也绝不是那么好相与的。 „Hateful ............, however ............” “可恶…………然而…………” After leaving behind several specious calls, 在留下了几声似是而非的呐喊之后, The aunt milk that this group of black fog condense was received in the Yin-Yang book by Zhou Ze finally. 这一团黑雾所凝聚的八姑奶最终还是被周泽收入了阴阳册之中。 Zhou Ze only thought that this book probably became heavy . Moreover the title page also changed, originally only then a black cat, turns into the black cat now in left, a flower snake in right, the physique of cat obviously was much bigger than the snake, is roaring to the flowered snake, but that snake appeared somewhat is confused and trembles. 周泽只觉得这册子好像变得重了一些,而且封面也发生了改变,原本只有一只黑猫的,现在变成了黑猫在左,一条花蛇在右,猫的体格明显比蛇大了不少,正对着花蛇咆哮着,而那条蛇则显得有些迷茫和颤栗。 „pā!” “啪！” Buckled the notebook backhandedly on the bar, 反手将笔记本扣在了吧台上, Zhou Ze keeps making the deep breath. 周泽不停地做着深呼吸。 Tired, 累啊, Too tired, 太累了, Whole body by cold sweat moistening, 全身上下已然被冷汗给打湿了, Unavoidablily, Zhou Ze can only sit on behind chair continues the big mouth to gasp for breath. 不得已之下,周泽只能坐在身后的椅子上继续大口喘着气。 The thin and tall stupor on the ground, a while asked the god upper body a while god to be stripped by the by strong method, in addition midway by sea flat, thin and tall was really overdrawn fiercely, direct was unconscious. 瘦高个昏迷在了地上,一会儿请神上身一会儿神又被以强硬的手段剥离开,再加上中途又被海扁了一顿,瘦高个是真的被透支得厉害,直接不省人事了。 But Liu Chuyu, his eye of band of light thick dreading has first been sweeping on thin and tall, later looks emphatically to Zhou Ze. 而刘楚宇,他的目光带着浓浓的忌惮先是在瘦高个身上扫过,随后又着重地看向周泽。 Boss Zhou has not covered up own weak before him, 周老板没在他面前遮掩自己的虚弱, Was not Boss Zhou neglected, 不是周老板忽略了, But is he thought from the start does not have this necessity. 而是他压根觉得没这个必要。 New promote ghost messenger, oneself, even if pants, copes with him, is not a problem. 一个新晋鬼差而已,自己哪怕气喘吁吁,对付他,也不成问题。 Even, Zhou Ze also has the little impulsion at heart, hopes that the opposite party cannot bear make a move to rob the Yin-Yang book, oneself happen to have the excuse with he practices the recent step „dragon gripping device”. 甚至,周泽心里还有一点点的冲动,希望对方忍不住出手来抢夺阴阳册,自己正好有借口用他练习一下自己新进阶的“龙抓手”。 That sickle equally is long and sharp claw, Boss Zhou also really wants to experience in the actual combat that feeling. 那镰刀一样长且锋锐的爪子,周老板还真想在实战中体验一下那种感觉。 However, 然而, Liu Chuyu as if understands the cardinal principle compared with the imagination, or he is actually more discrete, the aunt milk learns from another's mistakes before, he also changed to the Zhou Ze’s view instantaneously, 刘楚宇似乎比想象中更懂得大体,或者说,他其实更加谨慎一些,八姑奶前车之鉴在前,他对周泽的看法也瞬间发生了变化, His merely gathers side Zhou Ze, small sound said: 他只是凑到周泽身边,小声道: „bro, your Buddhist musical instrument, is much stronger, Northeast immortal, did put in an appearance to be given the suppression by you?” “哥们儿,你这法器,强得厉害啊,东北大仙儿,一个照面下来就被你给镇压了？” Zhou Ze smiles, puts out a hand the tea that received Bai Yingying to hand over, drank several continually. 周泽笑笑,伸手接过白莺莺递来的茶水,连喝了好几口。 „ But bro, although Northeast immortal the number is always scarce, moreover since the founding of the nation wants to become a ghost was more difficult, “但哥们儿,虽说东北大仙儿历来数目稀少,而且建国以来想成精就更难了, But they are the unities that becomes famous, today you received one, will guarantee does not permit to have other immortals to ask you to trouble in the next two days. ” 但他们是出了名的团结,今儿个你收了一个,保不准明后天就有其他的大仙来找你麻烦。” Zhou Ze hears word, actually by opposite party these three two place threats not frightening, 周泽闻言,倒是没被对方这三声两声地恐吓给吓到, Boss Zhou now was really no shortage of louses to bite, on oneself the big bombs may also detonate at any time, as the saying goes son of a rich family did not sit hangs the hall, but Boss Zhou looked like on one to carry the desperado of satchel charge. 周老板现在真的是虱子多了不怕咬了,自己身上还有一个大炸弹随时可能会引爆呢,俗话说千金之子不坐垂堂,但周老板就像是一个身上背着炸药包的亡命之徒。 For example that old lady who Bridge of Helplessness comes, Zhou Ze killed directly. 比如奈何桥来的那个老太婆,周泽直接杀了。 This Northeast immortal Zhou Ze does not know that what chain-reaction received him to provoke arbitrarily? 这个东北大仙儿周泽不知道擅自收了他会引起什么连锁反应？ Did not matter, 无所谓了, Received, 收了, Happen to tries oneself this Buddhist musical instrument spirit is not miraculous. 正好试试自己这法器灵不灵光。 The week salt fish understands actually not suddenly the preparation turned over a new leaf to exert oneself to do the matter, 倒不是周咸鱼忽然明白过来准备洗心革面奋发搞事情了, In the past after Ms. even/including Cixi, dares to declare war with the world big powers collective, 当年连慈禧老太后也敢跟世界列强集体宣战呢, In the final analysis, 说到底, This can only explain that the Zhou Ze’s salt fish condition promoted one, 这只能说明周泽的咸鱼状态又提升了一层, Entered the abandoning something as beyond redemption boundary! 进入了破罐子破摔境！ Liu Chuyu put out a hand to refer to that male singer, said: „bro, big end of you ate, this capitellum, do I eat?” 刘楚宇又伸手指了指那个男歌手,道:“哥们儿,大头你吃了,这小头,我来吃吧？” The meaning is to let his many delivers a ghost to get down, obtains the little achievement, calculates that he does not have to toss about white/in vain. 意思是让他多少送一个鬼下去,获得一点点的绩点,也算他没白折腾。 He thought that this request is not excessive, this matter, Zhou Ze has not done to the entire process basic anything matter from start, but actually subdued immortal finally, did not consider the chain-reaction that then can provoke, looks at the present only, Zhou Ze ate the mouthful oil. 他觉得这个要求并不过分,这件事,周泽从开始到整个过程基本啥事儿都没干,但最后却收服了一位大仙儿,不考虑接下来会引起的连锁反应,单看现在,周泽已经算是吃了个满嘴油了。 He eats soup, 他喝一口汤, Isn't overrated? 不为过吧？ Who knows that Boss Zhou to his „is knowing” response is very roughly uncomfortable, own sickle sign nail looks like must wait to practice acquiring a skill some time, facing the opposite party „reasonable request”, said directly: 谁知道周老板正对他的“识大体”反应很不爽呢,自己的镰刀牌指甲看来还得等一段时间才能练手,面对对方的“合理请求”,直接道: „Go away.” “滚吧。” „............” Liu Chuyu. “…………”刘楚宇。 Lying trough, 卧槽, Your this smelly man, 你这个臭男人, Very is not concerned about face! 忒不要脸了吧！ Liu Chuyu palm wields, 刘楚宇掌心一挥, Still that small mirror nearby old daoist flew immediately, however, Bai Yingying in the halfway actually puts out a hand directly, grasped firmly that mirror. 还在老道跟前的那面小镜子当即飞了起来,然而,在半途中白莺莺却直接伸手,攥住了那面镜子。 The mirror keeps shivering in Bai Yingying, is actually not able to work loose Bai Yingying „evil clutches”. 镜子在白莺莺手里不停地颤抖着,却无法挣脱白莺莺的“魔爪”。 „yīng yīng yīng, Boss, others like this small mirror, like this others later can a picture more attractive makeup serve you.” “嘤嘤嘤,老板,人家喜欢这个小镜子,这样人家以后就能画更好看的妆伺候你了呢。” Bai Yingying squats in front of Zhou Ze sells to sprout/moe to act like a spoiled brat to say. 白莺莺蹲在周泽面前卖萌撒娇道。 „Accepts.” “收下收下。” A Zhou Bapi natural appearance. 周扒皮一副理所应当的样子。 „bro, do not go too far, everyone is the colleague, the face does dies to be possible who is not unattractive!” “哥们儿,别欺人太甚,大家都是同僚,面子做得太死可谁都不好看！” Liu Chuyu hand points at Zhou Ze to scold. 刘楚宇手指着周泽呵斥道。 Zhou Ze hears word, smiles, 周泽闻言,笑笑, Changed Ge You lying down posture naturally, 大大方方地换了葛优躺姿势, The meaning of ridicule can be seen in speech and appearance. 嘲弄之意溢于言表。 „Does real truth say does not pass?” “真的道理讲不通了？” Liu Chuyu starts to conduct „saying that you have not been forewarned” flow. 刘楚宇开始进行“勿谓言之不预”的流程了。 In fact, Zhou Ze really thinks that he can jump the step directly, when Yancheng that two ghost messenger that initially oneself killed, others do not have such ink marks. 事实上,周泽真想他能够直接跳步,当初自己杀的盐城那两位鬼差时,人家也没这么墨迹啊。 However, 然而, Before pain flat thin and tall, scolded female ghost Liu Chuyu, 之前痛扁瘦高个,又呵斥女鬼的刘楚宇, At this time actually seems incomparable discrete and from heart, 此时却显得无比的谨慎和从心, Was a little unable to continue watching old daoist from the attainment. 从心得连老道都有点看不下去了。 Scratches, 擦, The boss squeezed to bully you like this, 老板都这样压榨欺负你了, Haven't you dared to revolt? 你还不敢反抗？ You were not only on the face the knife, 你不光是脸上动了刀子, Below also kacha? 下面也咔嚓过了吧？ „Later, waits and sees!” “以后,走着瞧！” After Liu Chuyu puts down this unexpectedly „aggressive statement”, turned around to prepare to walk directly. 刘楚宇居然放下这句“狠话”之后,直接转身准备走了。 Zhou Ze is somewhat vacant, looks at Bai Yingying, referred to itself asking: 周泽有些茫然,看着白莺莺,指了指自己问道: „I when just ghost messenger, without him instigates?” “我刚当鬼差时,没他这么怂吧？” Bai Yingying shakes the head, 白莺莺摇摇头, Then nods immediately. 然后又马上点点头。 Gets to the entrance, opens the bookstore door, 走到门口,推开书店门, Turns away from Zhou Ze and the others Liu Chuyu almost to clench jaws. 背对着周泽等人的刘楚宇几乎是在咬牙切齿。 But at this time, Zhou Ze stopped by calling him: 而这时,周泽又喊住了他: „Hey, stops.” “喂,停下。” Liu Chuyu let out a long breath, has turned around suddenly, looks to Zhou Ze, said with a smile: 刘楚宇心里忽然长舒一口气,转过身,看向周泽,笑道: „Did bro prepare to turn swords into plowshares? This was right, cultivated the behavior to keep the frontline, in the future ............” “哥们儿准备化干戈为玉帛了？这就对了嘛,做人留一线,日后…………” „ I forgot me to be the chief of police, but also missed several Brother ghost messenger. “我忘了我要当捕头的,还差几个鬼差小弟。 Like this, 这样吧, Your soul blood leaves me, 你魂血留给我, Then you walk again. ” 然后你再走吧。” „............” Liu Chuyu. “…………”刘楚宇。 Does not know that has hit many Hyaluronan, has gotten down the faces of many blades, 一张不知道打过多少次玻尿酸,下过多少刀的脸, Was compelled the liver colored in this time forcefully angrily! 在此时硬生生地被愤怒逼成了猪肝色！ „Deceives people ............ very ............” “欺人…………太甚…………”