Boss Zhou wants to stand to curse at people, 周老板很想站起来骂人, What is your group of ghost messenger? 什么叫你们这帮鬼差？ Here is father's family/home, 这里是老子的家, father sits in oneself family/home, 老子坐在自己家里, What has not done, 什么都没做, What has not said that 什么都没说, Can this also calculate me? 这也能把我算进去？ Naturally, Boss Zhou has not impulsed to jump to have no consideration for face to do immediately, the others first goal obviously was Liu Chuyu this new Shanxi Changzhou ghost messenger, that act like a pretentious prick male obviously related out of the ordinary with that woman. 当然,周老板也没冲动到当即跳出来撕破脸开干,人家的第一目标明显是刘楚宇这个新晋常州鬼差,那个装逼男明显跟那个女人关系非比寻常。 Regarding cultivates unreliably, Zhou Ze that in this reality exists really also is really not very familiar and understanding, tinea capitis monk acting like a madman has the strong two sickness, old daoist with permits empresses is not the orthodox family background. 对于这种现实里真实存在的玄修,周泽还真不是很熟悉和了解,癞头和尚疯疯癫癫带着浓重的中二病,老道跟许娘娘都不是正统出身。 Liu Chuyu explores the way to oneself in front, Zhou Ze also wishes for earnestly. 有一个刘楚宇在前头给自己探路,周泽也求之不得。 „pā!” “啪！” female ghost by Liu Chuyu to separating, at the same time, his mirror revolution, to the next buckle, was being pasted to the face of female ghost finally suddenly directly. 女鬼终于被刘楚宇给弹开,与此同时,他的镜子忽然一转,向下一扣,直接对着女鬼的脸就贴了过去。 This is the plan directly the evil spirit shaking the powder, lets her forcefully „extrication”. 这是打算直接把厉鬼给震散,强行让她“解脱”。 „Ding-dong!” “叮咚！” The thin and tall bamboo pole extended, in the stamp the mirror, the mirror flew upside down, fell on the bar directly. 瘦高个的竹竿伸了过来,戳中了镜子,镜子倒飞出去,直接落在了吧台上。 „......” “吧嗒……” The mirror after on the bar transferred one, tumbles the ground, falls, in old daoist pounds with the monkey nearby. 镜子在吧台上面转了一圈后,滚落到了地上,就落在老道跟猴砸的跟前。 When beforehand Liu Chuyu begins, a old daoist hand grabs an own pants crotch hand to grab the bar edge, the whole person squats in behind, probably the soldier of avoidance in trench is the same, but this soldier a little trembles. 在之前刘楚宇动手时,老道一只手抓着自己的裤裆一只手抓着吧台边缘,整个人就蹲在后面,像是躲避在战壕里的战士一样,不过这个战士有点瑟瑟发抖。 But suddenly, 但忽然之间, The day falls the unexpected wealth! 天降横财！ old daoist looks at front ground the mirror, eyeglasses cuckold, he stupidly to will certainly not hurry to pick to return this thing to Sir ghost messenger in Changzhou, but puts out a hand to want this thing to grip the arms subconsciously. 老道看着面前地上的镜子,眼镜都绿了,他当然不会傻到把这个物件儿赶紧捡起来送还给人家常州的鬼差大人,而是下意识地伸手想要把这个东西攥进自家怀里。 His both boss ghost messenger killed in any case much, by old daoist this is only responsible for shouting „666” the subordinate does not have many senses of awe to these ghost messenger. 反正他两任老板鬼差都杀了不少,连带着老道这个旁边只负责喊“666”的下属对这些鬼差也没多少敬畏之心。 merely, the hand of old daoist just touched the mirror, the palm all of a sudden becomes red, old daoist exuded one stuffily, rushed to receive the hand. 只是,老道的手刚刚触碰到镜子,掌心一下子就变得通红,老道发出了一声闷哼,赶忙把手收了回来。 „Hū whistling ............” “呼呼呼…………” Is keeping flushing air to the palm of scalding, old daoist at heart 10,000 damn galloping. 对着烫伤的手掌不停地吹着气,老道心里一万匹草泥马奔腾而过。 Actually, old daoist thought simply, a Buddhist musical instrument of ghost messenger use . Moreover the Buddhist musical instrument that was just stimulated, can the mortal easily bribe can it be that? 其实,还是老道想得太简单了,一件鬼差使用的法器,而且刚刚才被激发出来的法器,岂是凡人可以轻易染指的？ Monkey at the same time jumped out forward two steps, stretches out own claw to grasp downward. 一边的猴子向前窜出了两步,伸出自己的爪子向下抓去。 „Hey, leaves ............” “喂,别…………” old daoist shouts subconsciously. 老道下意识地喊道。 „Squeak squeak squeak!” “吱吱吱！” But the monkey actually took up the mirror, held appreciatively. 但猴子却拿起了镜子,把玩了起来。 Looked at the monkey perfect claw, 看了看猴子完好无损的爪子, Has a look at the present fever pig's feet again, 再看看自己现在的烧猪蹄, Feeling that old daoist bastard is inferior to suddenly! 老道忽然有一种畜生不如的感觉！ After the monkey pounds held appreciatively several, strikes an attitude to prepare to lose to old daoist, old daoist frightens goes all out to wave the hand, hints it do not impulse. 猴砸把玩了几圈之后,作势准备丢给老道,老道吓得拼命摇手,示意它不要冲动。 The monkey pounds, you have the filial piety I to understand, this poor Daoist does not take. 猴砸,你有孝心我懂,这个贫道就不拿了。 The monkey doubts scratch the head, then aimed at oneself the mirror, 猴子疑惑地挠挠头,然后把镜子对准了自己, In mirror, 镜子里, Appearing is not a monkey face of adorably cute, 出现不是一只呆萌可爱的猴脸, But is an appearance vicious grown apes and monkeys, face air/Qi of evil spirit, in the foreheads also has the heavy/thick yin ball hope! 而是一只面相凶狠的成年猿猴,一脸的凶煞之气,眉宇之间还带着厚重的yin弹渴望！ „Squeak squeak squeak!!!!!” “吱吱吱！！！！！” The monkey frightens to the mirror pound toward the ground, 猴子吓得把镜子往地上一砸, One sat down exhausted on the ground, 自个儿瘫坐在了地上, This is anything, 这是啥, Scares to death the roar! 吓死吼咧！ That head, 那头, After the thin and tall act like a pretentious prick men's bamboo pole selected to turn the Buddhist musical instrument in ghost messenger hand, 瘦高个装逼男用一根竹竿挑翻了鬼差手中的法器之后, Has not led too for a long time. 并没有帅太久。 In fact, 事实上, Being in sharp opposition that before Zhou Ze guessed was the matter of catching up has not even happened. 之前周泽所猜测的针锋相对甚至是后来者居上的事儿也并没有发生。 From the wear as well as evening's wearing sunglasses of opposite party before eats Zhou Ze of melon also to include „taunt” in side peacefully together the action of sequence, 从对方的穿着以及晚上戴墨镜包括之前把在旁边安静吃瓜的周泽也一起算入“嘲讽”序列的举动, As can be seen, 可以看出, Opposite party intelligence quotient truly a little under-developed. 对方智商确实有点欠发达。 Fact also really so, 事实也果然如此, The present aspect is, Liu Chuyu who wiped out the mirror has not brought disgrace on the ghost messenger status but actually, loses a Buddhist musical instrument not to let him with the weak chicken that old daoist same turns into has no merit to speak, then, he soon with other oneself methods, started the friction on the ground this thin and tall pressed ruthlessly. 现在的局面是,被打掉镜子的刘楚宇倒也没有辱没鬼差的身份,失去一件法器并没有让他跟老道一样变成一无是处的弱鸡,转而,他很快用自己其他的手段,把这个瘦高个狠狠地压在了地上开始了摩擦。 Thin and tall was hit black and blue, will also put the aggressive statement from the beginning, later can only hold to roll up there, comes under attack passively, but also mumbled. 瘦高个被打得鼻青脸肿,一开始还会放放狠话,随后只能抱头蜷缩在那里,被动地挨打,还哼哼唧唧的。 Eats the melon people to think suddenly this program not big meaning, which places with Bai Yingying Boss Zhou is even calculating them to destroy several chairs to smear, finished up later must compensate how much money, the easiest-to-use sacrificial paper money settles accounts. 吃瓜群众忽然觉得这个戏码没多大的意思,周老板甚至在和白莺莺一起盘算他们打坏了几个椅子弄脏了哪些地方,完事儿之后得赔多少钱,最好用冥钞结算。 But that female ghost, while Liu Chuyu when punching thin and tall, unexpectedly is pulling the hand of male singer, arrived at Zhou Ze, was kneeling to Zhou Ze: 而那个女鬼,趁着刘楚宇在揍瘦高个时,居然拉扯着男歌手的手,走到了周泽这边来,对着周泽跪了下来: „Requested earnestly honored messenger to help us, delivered both of us together under the Yellow Springs.” “恳请上差成全我们,送我们二人一起下黄泉。” Zhou Ze shrugs, no response, the evil spirit cannot deliver, can only destroy, did not fear that the troublesome words, can „persuasion” she dissipate. 周泽耸耸肩,没什么反应,厉鬼是送不下去的,只能就地销毁,不怕麻烦的话,可以“劝说”她自行消散。 The day before yesterday as for the ghost of this male singer, Boss Zhou who just sent off one crowd of student ghosts really does not have hunger and thirst that now, no matter oneself do eat this mosquito leg size the meat, after can waited for That side Liu Chuyu to finish up, make the resolution. 至于这个男歌手的亡魂,前天刚刚送走一群学生亡魂的周老板现在还真没那么饥渴,不管自己吃不吃这块蚊子腿般大小的肉,都可以等刘楚宇那边完事儿后再做决断。 female ghost is giving Zhou Ze to kowtow, 女鬼在给周泽磕头, Is pleading. 在恳求。 Zhou Ze is somewhat helpless, jokes aside, underworld was not his family/home opens, 周泽有些无奈,说真的,地狱不是他家开的, The evil spirit cannot feed in underworld this by ghost messenger through the gate of underworld is the custom, 厉鬼不能被鬼差通过地狱之门送进地狱这是规矩, Boss Zhou is not these looked that in the bitterness drama confuses the tears to be thin crash-bang the little fan younger sister, you cry again miserably again ominously, wants to help but unable as before. 周老板又不是那些看苦情爱情剧迷得眼泪稀里哗啦的小迷妹,你哭得再惨再凶,依旧是爱莫能助。 „Boss, has the issue.” “老板,有问题。” Stood Bai Yingying to be sideways in the nearby suddenly, looks at to out of the window, the distant place sky position, one group of dark clouds, are letting fall slowly to here. 在边上站着的白莺莺忽然侧过身,看向了窗外,远处天空位置,有一团乌云,正在慢慢地向这里垂落下来。 But that almost made into pig thin and tall by Liu Chuyu, at this time raised the head fiercely, the mouth bleeds while is talking over anything. 而那个几乎被刘楚宇打成猪头瘦高个,此时猛地抬起头,嘴里一边流血一边在念叨着什么。 Has the inborn repel feeling and hatred malice Liu Chuyu body to the man suddenly one stiff. 对男人有着天生排斥感和憎恶感的刘楚宇身体忽然一僵。 Before the opposite party he hit, the mouth keeps being foul-mouthed, later the one who started „sobbing” probably snort/hum was where the dialect tune, Liu Chuyu also thinks that the opposite party was hit the collapse by oneself. 之前对方在被他打时,嘴里不停地骂骂咧咧的,随后就开始“呜呜咽咽”好像哼的是什么地方方言腔调,刘楚宇还以为对方被自己打崩溃了。 But now his brain cools from the pain flat people excitement slightly, this realized the opposite party just talked over, is actually an incantation from Northeast, he is inviting the immortal upper body! 但现在他脑子稍微从痛扁人的激动之中冷却了一些,这才意识到对方刚刚所念叨的,其实是一种来自东北的咒语,他在请大仙儿上身！ „Why does not kill from the beginning directly.” The Bai Yingying whisper said. “为什么不一开始直接杀死呢。”白莺莺嘀咕道。 „Price that ghost messenger, kills the living person for no reason, too greatly.” Zhou Ze answered. “鬼差,无端杀死活人的代价,太大。”周泽解释道。 „Hū whistling ........................ shouts whistling ........................” “呼呼呼……………………呼呼呼……………………” From bookstore out, 自书店门外, Cold wind sweeps across. 一阵阴风席卷而来。 „Today in family/home, but is really lively.” “今儿家里,可真热闹啊。” Zhou Ze both hands are supporting the chin , to continue to look. 周泽双手撑着下巴,继续看着。 Bai Yingying turns around to arrive at refrigerator there, puts out the watermelon that the half freezes to walk, feeds to Zhou Ze with the ladle one after another. 白莺莺转身走到冰箱那里,拿出半截冰冻的西瓜走了回来,用勺子一口一口地给周泽喂。 „Was a little cool.” “有点凉了。” Zhou Ze knits the brows. 周泽皱了皱眉。 Bai Yingying first sent in the mouth to contain a while the ladle, then took, delivered to the Zhou Ze mouth the ladle. 白莺莺把勺子先送入自己嘴里含了一会儿,然后再取出来,把勺子送到了周泽嘴边。 Zhou Ze opens mouth, eats. 周泽张开嘴,吃了下去。 Outside warm Libing, 外温里冰, Flavor just. 味道刚好。 Here, a man and a woman eat the melon earnestly, 这边,一男一女认真地吃瓜, Another side, 另一边, Has started to change constantly. 已经开始风云变幻。 „Aunt milk!” “八姑奶！” The high thin man exuded one to drink lowly, then the makings of whole person had an entirely different change, became gloomy and cold and eccentric, the eyes that slope outwards of especially this originally, inside eyes seemed like starts to split at this time. 高瘦男子发出了一声低喝,而后整个人的气质发生了一种截然不同的变化,变得阴冷和孤僻,尤其这位原本的三角眼,此时里面的眼眸像是都开始分裂了起来。 „Hissing ............” “嘶嘶…………” Spits the tongue, 吐了吐舌头, The aunt milk hehe smiles: 八姑奶呵呵一笑: „ Young man, the old body was courteous, no matter what kind of misunderstanding, to old body thin surface, ended. “后生,老身这厢有礼了,不管是何等的误会,给老身一个薄面,就此结束了吧。 Chunmei makes us bring back to the village and ensure she will not come out to rebel again, in any case she now already evil spirit shape, regarding messenger, no value. 春梅就让我们带回村去,保证她不会再出来作乱,反正她现在已经厉鬼化形,对于差人来说,也没有什么价值了。 As for this boy ............ ” 至于这厮…………” Aunt milk is pointing at that as before also in the confused condition male singer ghost, 八姑奶手指着那个依旧还在迷茫状态的男歌手亡魂, „You deliver him to get down, the matter, after the old body went back, then prepared some local products to give to two potential difference people.” “你们就送他下去吧,此间事了,老身回去后,再备上一些土特产送给二位差人。” Zhou Ze ate a watermelon, licked the lip, shakes the head slightly, does not satisfy a craving does not satisfy a craving. 周泽又吃了一口西瓜,舔了舔上嘴唇,微微摇头,不过瘾啊不过瘾。 Thinks after that thin and tall by pain flat one, invited the immortal upper body to affirm recovers the gathering place, who knows that this immortal acted to start to speak the truth unexpectedly directly. 原本以为那个瘦高个被痛扁一顿之后,请来大仙儿上身肯定得找回场子,谁知道这大仙居然直接出面开始讲道理了。 tsk tsk, 啧啧, This melon eats is really insipid. 这瓜吃得真是索然无味。 Obviously is own bookstore, finally motherfucker your family sang keeping that I mounted the stage to trade, oneself this master can only look in side. 明明是自家的书店,结果他娘的你家唱罢我登台的不停地换,偏偏自己这个主人只能在旁边看着。 Well, 咦, Right, 对了, Immortal? 大仙儿？ Wait. 等等。 Zhou Ze revealed the color of thinking, then probably thought of anything, told that Bai Yingying leaves. 周泽露出了思索之色,然后像是想到了什么,吩咐白莺莺离开。 Bai Yingying nods, gets out of the way. 白莺莺点点头,走开了。 Liu Chuyu hesitant, then nods. 刘楚宇犹豫了一下,然后点点头。 Deals with the average person, when copes with the ordinary ghost, he has the natural advantage, therefore does not have stage fright, bewilderedly but was invited facing this „aunt milk”, Liu Chuyu does not dare to be extremely dissolute. 对付普通人,对付普通鬼时,他有着天然的优势,所以毫不怯场,但面对这个被莫名其妙请来的“八姑奶”,刘楚宇也不敢太过放肆。 It looks like in Zhou Ze, 在周泽看来, Liu Chuyu was new promote ghost messenger, the brain estimated that is to twisting a hope, but this female ghost should be cultivates unreliably, delivers under her the hell to twist the point to work as ten and even more, therefore he achieved the agreement with this female ghost for this reason, to deliver to make some compromises and retreat this female ghost. 刘楚宇是一个新晋鬼差,满脑子估计都是对绩点的渴望,而这个女鬼生前应该是个玄修,送她下地府绩点能一当十甚至更多,所以他为此和这个女鬼达成了约定,为了把这个女鬼送下去做出了一些妥协和后退。 But who knows that this female ghost did not press the repertoire to come out, killed the person, transformed itself the evil spirit, its value instantaneously on weak. 但谁知道这女鬼不按套路出来,害死了人,把自己转化成了厉鬼,其价值瞬间就鸡肋了。 He was just flat to tall Shounan the pain, is more like vent of innermost feelings anger. 他刚刚对高瘦男的痛扁,更像是一种内心怒火的发泄。 But this mysterious aunt milk, should also be dreaded that the netherworld background, does not want, because this matter ripped the netherworld face, therefore makes the gesture that is willing to reduce and solve. 而这个神秘的八姑奶,应该也是忌惮阴司的背景,不愿意因为这种事撕了阴司的面子,所以才做出愿意化解的姿态。 female ghost still cries to ask there, a while cries to ask Zhou Ze, a while cries to seek Liu Chuyu, but no one responds her. 女鬼还在那里哭求着,一会儿哭求周泽,一会儿哭求刘楚宇,但没人搭理她。 Liu Chuyu looked at Zhou Ze, sighed. 刘楚宇看了看周泽,叹了口气。 Zhou Ze actually smiles very happily, Liu Chuyu saw that. 周泽却笑得很开心,刘楚宇见状愣了一下。 „Walks, goes back with me, has a look at the mountains and rivers of native place again, several of us old thing, delivers you to extricate again.” “走吧,跟我回去,再看看老家的山山水水,我们几个老东西,再送你解脱。” The aunt milk put out a hand to hold female ghost, tore from the male ghost her. 八姑奶伸手抓住了女鬼,把她从男鬼身上扯开。 „Silly girl, this man, is worth entrusting so many for this reason, road that even oneself were reborn in paradise certainly?” “傻妮子,这种男人,也值得你为此托付这么多,甚至绝了自己往生的路？” An aunt milk deeply regretting look, 八姑奶一副痛惜的神色, Then, 而后, She holds the hand of female ghost to walk toward the entrance, simultaneously sighed: 她牵着女鬼的手向门口走去,同时感叹道: „What during being published the sentiment is ............” “问世间情为何物…………” It seems like that the aunt milk is also a female who has the story...... volume...... female. 看来,八姑奶也是一个有故事的女……额……雌性啊。 At this time, 这时, Bai Yingying took down to deliver to Zhou Ze’s hand fine wooden box from the building. 白莺莺把一个精致的木盒子从楼上取下来送到了周泽的手中。 Zhou Ze opened the box unbearably anxiously, 周泽急不可耐地打开了盒子, Took out in some broken title pages also to be printed with an old style notebook of black cat. 从中取出了一部有些残破封面上还印有一只黑猫的老式笔记本。 Holds up the notebook, 举起笔记本, Zhou Ze looked that to just arrived at the bookstore entrance aunt milk, 周泽看向刚刚走到书店门口的八姑奶, Hears opposite party the sound of sigh, 听到对方的感叹之声, Immediately shouts: 马上喊道: „ I shouted you an aunt milk, “我喊你一声八姑奶, Do you dare to comply? ” 你敢答应么？” Everyone can „” search „pure drop dragonet” or „kongbu66”, the attention dragon „attacks a prestige to consume”. 大家可以“威辛”搜索“纯洁滴小龙”或者“kongbu66”,关注龙的“攻种威信耗”。 The dragon will write some outside story and character yearbook there, now has written Bai Yingying and old daoist, following will also continue to write. 龙在那里会写一些番外小故事以及人物年鉴,现在已经写了白莺莺和老道的,后续还会继续写。