LNBH :: Volume #2

#178: Blood from uterus!


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Amitabha, this poor Daoist found you finally, hehehe!” “阿弥陀佛,贫道总算是找到你了,嘿嘿嘿!” After speaking these words, old daoist starts to make an effort to rub on the screen with the hand, before this gadget, got a cut by Boss Zhou, even if now is sneaks in the mirror, without before was so agile, the boss can destroy the mirror compelling before this gadget, old daoist felt oneself. 说完这句话后,老道就开始用手在屏幕上用力地搓着,这玩意儿之前被周老板弄伤了,现在哪怕是钻进镜子里,也没以前那么利索,老板之前就能打碎镜子把这玩意儿给逼出来,老道觉得自己也可以。 merely rubs is rubbing, old daoist was shocked suddenly, he was recalling had just said the words, thought suddenly back one cool, then swallowed a saliva subconsciously. 只是搓着搓着,老道忽然愣住了,他回想着自己刚刚说过的话,忽然觉得后背一凉,然后下意识地咽了口唾沫。 Cannot...... 不会吧…… This should the merely coincidence, 这应该只是巧合, Yes, before because listened to the cell phone the words, therefore had the impression in own brain, will just blurt out. 是的,正是因为自己听了手机里之前的话,所以在自己脑子里有了印象,刚刚才会脱口而出的。 Yes, 是的, Definitely is this. 肯定是这样。 Another possibility, old daoist cannot think, really cannot think. 还有另外一种可能,老道不敢去想,真的不敢去想。 Rubs is rubbing, the dirt black mud same gadget that seems like very long not taking a bath person was rubbed, old daoist grips with two fingers, then makes an effort to entrain outward. 搓着搓着,一层像是很久不洗澡人身上的污垢黑泥一样的玩意儿就被搓了起来,老道用两个手指夹住,然后使劲往外拽。 I found!” “我找到啦!” Meanwhile, restores old daoist that comes then to think that from the shock must shout the person. 同时,从震惊之中恢复过来的老道这才想起来要喊人。 Xu Qinglang runs over immediately, looks that old daoist is grasping the thing from the cell phone, immediately awakened, immediately looks in side, for fear that this gadget runs away later. 许清朗马上跑了过来,看着老道正在从手机里抓东西,当即醒悟了过来,马上在旁边看着,生怕这玩意儿待会儿又跑掉。 Zhou Ze also from underground pulled out own nail finally, let out a long breath, looked before people in some immortal hero novel or the soap opera frequently lift between the hands to unravel, fetches the landslide cracks in the earth water to flow backwards, fighting a powerhouse seriously is the terrifying in this way...... 周泽也终于将自己的指甲从地下抽了出来,长舒一口气,以前看一些仙侠小说或者电视剧里的人们动辄抬手间灰飞烟灭,直打得山崩地裂水倒流,斗宗强者当真是恐怖如斯…… When is one's turn itself, thought that the disparity of fantasy and reality very is very really big, oneself this while, is a little tired the backache. 等轮到自己时,才觉得幻想和现实的差距真的很大很大,自己才这一会儿,就已经累得有点腰酸了。 old daoist clutched that thing, suppresses with both hands stubbornly, actually, you cannot feel its existence, even in both hands fits together perfectly radically, probably inside absolutely does not have the thing to be the same. 老道把那个东西揪了出来,死死地用双手压住,其实,你感觉不到它的存在,甚至双手之间根本就是严丝合缝,好像里面根本就没有东西一样。 But a truly feeling is stimulating you, that type wet slippery has an icy cold feeling slippery, keeps telling you, actually in your palm has the thing. 但确实有一种感觉在刺激着你,那种湿湿滑滑带着点冰凉的感觉,不停地告诉着你,其实你掌心里是有东西的。 Boss, gives you!” “老板,给你!” Sees Zhou Ze to walk, old daoist sets out hot potato to give Zhou Ze this immediately. 周泽走来,老道马上起身把这个“烫手山芋”交给周泽 Zhou Ze puts out a hand to catch, is a black ball, no, now seems like a black cleaning rag, but, Zhou Ze pierced in its middle with the nail for safety's sake directly, probably the shashlik puncture is the same, was really this thing can run can also hide. 周泽伸手接住,就是一层黑色的球,不,现在像是一条黑色的抹布,但为了保险起见,周泽直接用指甲在其中间刺穿了过去,像是烤肉串穿刺一样,实在是这东西太能跑也太能藏了。 Playing of any soul class as if receives the restraint from Zhou Ze nail, this fellow by Zhou Ze after the nail pierces, non-stop surface-to-surface revolving jump, 任何灵魂类的玩儿似乎都受到来自周泽指甲的克制,这家伙被周泽用指甲戳穿之后,不停地地“旋转”“跳跃”, It seems very painful. 显得很是痛苦。 You are anything .................. “你是什么………………” The Zhou Ze first few words have not asked, 周泽第一句话还没问完, Only hears the sound that a balloon blasts open, 只听得一声气球炸裂的声音, On the fingertip is inserting that black thing blasts open unexpectedly directly, changed to the curling light smoke. 指尖上插着的那个黑色的东西居然直接炸裂开来,化作了袅袅青烟。 ............ old daoist. “…………”老道 ............ Xu Qinglang. “…………”许清朗 old daoist 10,000 mmp do not know at heart , said does not work as saying that but the intense seeking livehood desire made him swallowing words at heart, from the say/way of heart, old daoist has comprehended was very deep, immediately said: 老道心里有一万句mmp不知道当讲不当讲,但强烈的求生欲望还是让他把心里的话给咽了下去,从心之道,老道已经领悟了很深,当即道: Boss, this fellow bone was too hard, would rather die than surrender.” “老板,这家伙骨头太硬了,宁死不屈啊。” He will not accuse is Zhou Ze plays to go bad the opposite party directly, oneself and the others were busy at work was so long, unexpectedly a few words have not even asked. 他是不会指责是周泽把对方直接玩儿坏了,自己等人忙活了这么久,居然连一句话都没问出来。 Xu Qinglang deeply inspires, he wants to curse at people, but was disinclined to scold. 许清朗深吸一口气,他想骂人了,但又懒得骂了。 Excuse me.” Zhou Ze some embarrasedly, everyone to grasp this gadget consumed so many energy, finally has problems to own inside, I have not thought that it hits.” “不好意思。”周泽有些讪讪,大家为了抓这玩意儿耗费了这么多精力,结果到自己手里头出了问题,“我没想到它这么不禁打。” Three people returned to the living room, the atmosphere is somewhat sad, thinks the turning point of matter appeared, the breach as if also came, but with that: 三人又回到了客厅里,氛围有些沉闷,原本以为事情的转机出现了,突破口似乎也来了,但随着那一声: , ”, The whole thing returned to the zero point. 整件事情又回到了原点。 Boss, at least we determined a matter, that is this hotel, certainly has the trick!” “老板,至少我们确定了一件事,那就是这家酒店,一定有猫腻!” old daoist is very earnest said very much seriously, did not feel oneself spoke an idle talk. 老道很认真很严肃地说道,丝毫不觉得自己说了一句废话。 We are first rest now, goes to the soaking-bath again?” Xu Qinglang asked. “我们是现在先休息呢,还是再去泡澡?”许清朗问道。 First rests, now quick 8:00, our probably 12 : 00 am time takes bath again a time.” Zhou Ze looked at the time to say. “先休息吧,现在快八点了,我们大概凌晨12点的时候再去泡一次澡。”周泽看了看时间说道。 Three people have not gone to the room to rest, lies down on the sofa and tatami of living room is assembling, actually Zhou Ze wants to go to the room to rest, but Xu Qinglang and old daoist do not want obviously, old daoist in any case continuously bold, must the following boss, Xu Qinglang, although on the mouth said does not want, but the body is very honest. 三人没回房间休息,就躺在客厅的沙发和榻榻米上凑合着,其实周泽是想回房间睡的,但许清朗老道明显不愿意,老道反正一直没脸没皮的,一定要跟着老板,许清朗虽然嘴上说不要,但身体还是很诚实的。 When Zhou Ze, at least experiences anything, there is a person to go directly just, once left behind, often is thrown into confusion. 周泽旁边,至少遇到什么事儿时,有个人可以去正面刚一下,而一旦自己落单了,往往就手忙脚乱。 old daoist has not said the matter of those words, because he thought that possibly is a coincidence, moreover he is a little on nettles. 老道没有把那句话的事情说出来,因为他觉得可能是一个巧合,而且他心里有点惴惴不安。 Probably to around 11 : 00 times, old daoist was suppressed to awake by own urine, he does not dare to go to the bathroom, first bathroom is truly haunted today, old daoist feared very much oneself breathe out nearby that family of three comes out suddenly in the ground change, that will frighten itself the sexual impotence. 大概到了十一点多的时候,老道被自己的尿憋醒,他不敢去卫生间,一来今天卫生间确实闹鬼了,老道很怕自己嘘嘘的时候旁边那一家三口忽然出来在地上找头,那会把自己吓阳痿的。 Secondly, in too when many too many scare stories and movies in breathing out with un un the accident/surprise, clear(ly) knows that nearby has the danger, but must leave behind, the crucial phase must be fastidious about anything, often dies own pit. 二来,太多太多的恐怖故事和电影里都是在嘘嘘和嗯嗯时出的意外,明知道附近有危险,还偏偏要去落单,关键时期还要讲究个什么东西,往往把自己坑死。 Therefore, old daoist put out a hand to take a spatial mineral spring thermo from the tea table directly, the preparation directly solved in the living room. 所以,老道直接伸手从茶几上拿了一个空矿泉水瓶,准备直接在客厅里解决。 In old daoist just untied the belt prepares to turn on the faucet, old daoist sees Zhou Ze on opposite sofa to open eyes is visiting him. 就在老道刚解开裤腰带准备打开水龙头时,老道看见对面沙发上的周泽睁着眼在看着他。 old daoist frightened immediately stopped the movement, some embarrassed say/way: Boss, do you awake?” 老道当即吓得停止了动作,有些不好意思道:“老板,你醒啦?” I cannot fall asleep.” Zhou Ze said. “我睡不着的。”周泽说道。 old daoist then suddenly, yes, old daoist does not have Bai Yingying to think in the evening continually could not rest, oneself forgot unexpectedly. 老道这才恍然,是的,老道没有白莺莺晚上是连觉都睡不了的,自己居然都忘了。 Zhou Ze set out, lit cigarette, arrived at before the living room, to the position of bathroom, was referring to inside, said: I look, you go in conveniently.” 周泽起身,点了一根烟,走到客厅前端,正对着卫生间的位置,指了指里面,道:“我看着,你进去方便吧。” Affected, 感动, Incomparably affected, 无比感动, Percentage thousand points extremely affected! 百分千分万分感动! old daoist wishes one could to drop out the tears to come out, the boss changed, really changed, will become will take care of the subordinate, will become will care for the widowed senior citizen. 老道恨不得滴出眼泪出来,老板变了,真的变了,变得会照顾手下,变得会关爱孤寡老人了。 Although the people of two lifetime know that now these truth are little too late probably, but...... value! 虽然两辈子的人了现在才知道这些道理好像有点晚,但……值了! The boss is willing to help itself hold up a baby so it can urinate unexpectedly in the evening! 老板居然晚上愿意帮自己把尿! The old daoist innermost feelings activity is very sufficient, naturally , is really the action that Zhou Ze has no interest, to him, touches realistic is very big. 老道内心活动十分充足,当然,也着实是周泽无心的举动,对于他来说,触动真的很大。 Good, Boss.” “好嘞,老板。” old daoist entered the bathroom immediately, 老道马上进了卫生间, The gate has not closed, 门没关, Stands near the toilet, old daoist can see Zhou Ze in living room, Zhou Ze can also see him, has the security sense very much! 站在马桶边,老道可以看见客厅里的周泽,周泽也能看见他,很有安全感! This feeling, is terrific! 这感觉,倍儿棒! Boss lights a lamp, illuminates the ghost main house gate, lets little rascal who loses, when found road ; “老板点灯,照亮鬼的家门,让迷失的小鬼,找到来时的路; The boss lights a lamp, illuminates the ghost future, with a light, the heart of catching cold ghost ............ 老板点灯,照亮鬼的前程,用一点光,着凉鬼魂的心…………” old daoist is happy, but also snort/hum song, leisurely having own faucet, is seeking for the most comfortable angle, then starts to ferment. 老道心情不错,还哼着小曲儿,慢条斯理地把出自己的水龙头,寻找着最舒服的角度,然后开始酝酿。 Old, 年纪大了, The faucet rusts unavoidably, 水龙头难免生锈, Therefore present singing, to alleviate awkwardness, otherwise do oneself stand near the toilet very long bosses cannot hear the water splash sound is very curious? 所以现在的唱歌,也是为了缓解一下尴尬,否则自己站在马桶边很久老板都听不到水花声岂不是会很好奇? At this time, Zhou Ze’s cellphone made a sound, lowers the head looks, discovery unexpectedly that unknown number. 这时,周泽的手机响了,低下头一看,发现居然还是那个未知号码。 The cause of whole thing, actually came from this unknown telephone, it seems like a line, kept involving and the others to arrive at this hotel, investigated the matter of this hotel. 整件事情的起因,其实都来自于这个未知电话,它像是一根线,不停地牵扯着自己等人来到了这个酒店,调查这个酒店的事情。 Also indeed, the hotel really has the issue, the feeling that but that type has led by the nose, lets Zhou Ze very uncomfortable, does not like very much. 也的确,酒店确实有问题,但那种被人一直牵着鼻子走的感觉,让周泽不舒服,也很不喜欢。 But no matter how, Zhou Ze answered the telephone. 但不管如何,周泽还是接了电话。 immediately afterward, 紧接着, In the cell phone transmits was somewhat tired of the words: 手机里传来了有些听腻了的话语: Saves me ............ to save me ............ I ............ to save me ............ to save me ............ to ask you in Chinagchunshan ............ to save me ............ “救我…………救我…………我在将军山…………救我…………救我…………求求你…………救救我…………” As if his prologue, forever only then this. 似乎他的开场白,永远都只有这一款。 Zhou Ze a little wants to curse at people, if this goods before oneself, Zhou Ze estimated that can go forward to give him a palm of the hand. 周泽有点想骂人,如果这货在自己面前的话,周泽估计会上前给他一巴掌。 Really yes, can give, the slightly useful information. 实在是,能不能给一点,稍微有用的信息。 I in Chinagchunshan.” Zhou Ze replied worn out. “我在将军山。”周泽有气无力地回答道。 But this time, seemed to be different. 这次,似乎不一样了。 Because of cell phone opposite sound, 因为手机对面的声音, Probably suddenly understood how to exchange. 像是忽然懂得了如何去交流。 He changed the past Xianglinsao style speech unexpectedly: 他居然改变了以往祥林嫂式的发言: Real ............ you came ............ really to come ............ real ............ “真的啊…………你来了啊…………真的来了么…………真的么…………” Yes, I came, you where, I should how save you.” “是的,我来了,你在哪里,我该怎么去救你。” Zhou Ze took the dessert slightly, had some hopes at heart. 周泽微微上了点心,心里有了一些希望。 Hehe ............ you came ............ really good ............ really good ............ thank you to save me ............ really ............ thank you ............ I is very grateful well you ............ to thank you ............ “呵呵…………你来了就好啦…………真好…………真好啊…………谢谢你来救我…………真的…………谢谢你…………我很感激你…………非常非常地感激你…………” The expression of gratitude words, said a big pile, 道谢的话,说了一大堆, But a fart useful information does not have. 但还是屁点有用的信息都没有。 Zhou Ze broke the opposite party to thank endlessly, said directly: 周泽打断了对方喋喋不休的感谢,直接道: Told me to select the useful thing, otherwise I will go back tomorrow morning directly.” “告诉我点有用的东西,否则我明早就直接回去。” Useful thing ............ ............ right ............ is unfair to ............ my brain ............ to have problems ............ “有用的东西…………啊…………对啊…………对不起…………我脑子…………出了点问题…………” This very early knew. 这个很早就知道了。 oh ............ I made a sound ............ I to think how ............ you should save me ............ oh no ............ are save us ............ …………我响起来了…………我想起来…………你该怎么救我…………哦不…………是救我们了…………” Quickly.” “快一点。” That is ............ you replaces us ............ to replace us to accept the penalty and misery here ............ that we ............ that we can ............ get out of misery ............ “那就是…………你代替我们…………代替我们在这里接受惩罚和苦难…………那我们…………那我们就可以…………脱离苦海啦…………” The Zhou Ze vision concentrates, 周泽目光一凝, At this moment, 就在这时, The sound language in cell phone fast speeds up suddenly: 手机里的声音语速突然加快: Is accidental? “意不意外? Is pleasantly surprised? 惊不惊喜? Wants, 要不要, First gives you to select the red wine, 先给你来点红酒, Celebration? ” 庆祝一下?” Red wine? 红酒? Zhou Ze knits the brows slightly. 周泽微微皱眉。 In the meantime, 就在此时, old daoist underwent the long-term fermentation, finally emitted the water, 老道经过了长时间的酝酿,终于放出了水, Made crash-bang sound. 发出了“哗啦啦”的声响。 The first movement that after looking like most people saddle horse barrel to draw excrement, makes then to look the cake that pull out is the same, 就像是大部分人坐马桶拉完屎之后做的第一个动作是回头看一眼自己拉出的粑粑一样, old daoist also routinely looked down an own below, 老道也习惯性地低头看了一眼自己的下面, Then the old daoist complexion suddenly changes, 然后老道脸色骤然一变, He discovered that oneself urinates, 他发现自己尿出来的, Is the blood, 是血, Red blood! 通红通红的血!
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