LNBH :: Volume #2

#136: Judges!


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Day, in two days, will also feel strange over the two days, no ghost visits, Boss Zhou sits in the bookstore every night, 日子,又过了两天,这两天也奇了怪了,没一个鬼上门,周老板每晚都坐在书店里, Waits, 等啊, Waits, 等啊, When must almost await eagerly, anything has not waited till. 等得几乎望眼欲穿了,还是什么都没等到。 This made Bai Yingying be unable to continue watching, with the temper of boss weary, the rare wholeheartedly invested in the upsurge of work like that but did not have the customer to visit. 这让白莺莺都看不下去了,以老板那般惫懒的性子,难得全身心地投入到了工作的热潮之中,但就是没顾客上门。 As for that Bai Yingying tied up the little miss, she does not have to appear again, the status of little miss also became the riddle. 至于那个把白莺莺绑了的小姑娘,她没有再出现,小姑娘的身份也成了谜。 She possibly is unusual category in that village, 她可能是那个村子里的异类, But may also is not the person in village, 但也有可能根本就不是村子里的人, Her appearance merely to be an intermediary and guide oneself pays attention to the matter of Sanxiang Village, goes processing Sanxiang Village with the aid of one’s own. 她的出现只是为了穿针引线和引导自己去注意三乡村的事情,借助自己的手去把三乡村给处理掉。 Zhou Ze has guessed her status, even thought that she possibly is one compared with the ghost messenger high level status? 周泽猜测过她的身份,甚至觉得她可能是一个比鬼差更高级的身份? For example chief of police? 比如捕头? Even...... judge? 甚至……判官? Because merely Zhong Kui's image extremely in striking root in the hearts of the people, if the judge is that little miss, this makes Zhou Ze some be the aesthetic appreciation and atmosphere of underworld is worried. 只是因为钟馗的形象太过于深入人心,判官如果是那个小姑娘的话,这让周泽有些为地狱的审美和风气感到担忧。 little loli that appearance also even, but a judge is still the tender and delicate little miss, are that ten palace Yama the big vulture moe the younger sister? 小luoli那个样子也就算了吧,但一个判官也是娇嫩嫩的小姑娘,那十殿阎罗难道一个个都是大雕萌妹? Naturally, this merely joke, is it is estimated that impossible. 当然,这只是玩笑话,估计不可能。 little loli is still tracing the whereabout of father, spreads news in midway a time, said that was about to find, Zhou Ze has not made her look for that little miss again, can throw off to play existence of bundle the Bai Yingying this first 200 years of female corpses directly, so long as she were well-meant, oneself do not need to provoke again. 小luoli还在追查神父的下落,中途传来一次消息,说快找到了,周泽也就没让她再去找那个小姑娘,能把白莺莺这头两百年的女尸直接掀翻玩捆绑的存在,只要她没有恶意,自己也就没必要再去招惹。 The opposite party in the entire item is in the sentiment, has not played any bad role. 况且对方在整件是情里,也没起到什么坏作用。 However when can oneself find the next ghost? 但是自己什么时候能找到下一个鬼? Missed one. 就差一个了啊。 You come back quickly! “你快回来! I cannot wait for! 我已经不能等待! You come back quickly ............ 你快回来…………” The reading room sound played this song, Zhou Ze coughed, looked to one side monkey, the monkey silently song. 书屋音响放起了这首歌,周泽咳嗽了一声,看向了一边的猴子,猴子默默地切歌。 old daoist sits in the opposite, because the guest are not many, he sits there is knocking the melon seed while watches the television, is very leisurely and carefree, the international press was actually very recently rich, you sang me to mount the stage, making people eyes cannot take it all. 老道坐在对面,因为客人不多,他坐在那里正一边磕着瓜子一边看着电视,挺悠闲的,最近国际新闻倒是挺丰富,你方唱罢我登台,让人目不暇接。 Zhou Ze stands up, when to oneself but actually one cup of water, after the old daoist side, old daoist opens the mouth to say suddenly: 周泽站起身,给自己倒了一杯水,经过老道身边时,老道忽然开口道: Boss, in underworld has the television station?” “老板,地狱里有电视台么?” „Did you say?” “你说呢?” Should some?” old daoist guessed. “应该是有的吧?”老道猜测道。 „.” The distant place is modulating the new taste cocktail Xu Qinglang to exude the laughter there. “呵。”远处正在那里调制新口味鸡尾酒的许清朗发出了笑声。 What smiles? You have not died, has not died has not had the right to speak.” The old daoist dying brace said. “笑啥?你又没死过,没死过没有发言权。”老道死撑道。 You said that if in underworld has the television program, what it does put?” Xu Qinglang teases old daoist. “那你说说,地狱里如果有电视节目,它放什么?”许清朗老道 Ahem.” “哼哼。” old daoist clears throat subconsciously, then said: 老道下意识地清了清嗓子,然后道: Now broadcasts the netherworld news broadcast, the following is the content summary: “现在播送阴间新闻联播,以下是内容提要: The Eastern hell representative Yama met with lord of Hardis Western underworld, 东方地府代表阎罗王会见西方地狱之主哈迪斯, both sides conducted the friendly discussion on the East and West deceased soul ferry issue ; 双方就东西方逝者灵魂摆渡问题进行了友好协商; The construction harmonious hell study report will convene in the Bridge of Helplessness bank, the Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva delivered the important speech. 构建和谐地府学习报告会在奈何桥畔召开,地藏王菩萨发表了重要讲话。 Hell judge Zhong Kui inspects the netherworld register of land work, resolutely attacks the malicious ghost to occupy a land area of the phenomenon. ” 地府判官钟馗巡视阴间土地登记工作,坚决打击恶鬼占地现象。” Zhou Ze listens to listen, shook the head, arrives at the original position to sit. 周泽听着听着,摇摇头,走到原来的位置坐了下来。 Xu Qinglang gawked actually a while, he also took the glib lips of old daoist. 许清朗倒是愣了一会儿,他也是服了老道的嘴皮子。 This little while, outside starts to rain, the rainfall intensity is getting bigger and bigger. 这会儿,外面开始下雨了,雨势还越来越大。 Zhou Ze has not been serious from the beginning, but slowly ground color dignified, in rain curtain deep place, the qipao woman who grasps the red paper umbrella stands there. 周泽一开始没当一回事儿,但是慢慢地面色凝重了起来,在雨帘深处,有一个手持红纸伞的旗袍女人站在那里。 The opposite party red umbrella obstructs the head, but according to that angle, she is actually looking at itself. 对方红伞遮头,但按照那个角度来说,她其实是在看着自己。 merely, this time , is not only old daoist has not detected anything, even Xu Qinglang, does not have to feel slightly. 只是,这一次不光是老道没察觉到什么,连许清朗,也没丝毫地感觉。 The qipao female footsteps have not moved, 旗袍女脚步没动, But the whole person is actually pulling closer and Zhou Ze’s one after another from, 但整个人却一段一段地拉近着和周泽的距离, Instantaneous stood directly by Zhou Ze position glass out of the window after several. 在几个瞬间之后直接站在了周泽位置旁的玻璃窗外。 Beautiful figure, beautiful appearance, world finest skin, but intrinsic, actually is the lair of viper and maggot. 姣好的身材,美丽的容颜,世间最为精致的皮囊,但内在,却全都是蛇蝎和蛆虫的巢穴。 This crowd opens an umbrella the qipao woman who on the road to Hades takes a step to recite, Zhou Ze has seen more than once, but this time, the opposite party appeared in the world of the living. 这群在黄泉路上撑伞迈步吟唱的旗袍女人,周泽见过不止一次了,但这一次,对方出现在了阳间。 Zhou Ze walks the publishing books door , the qipao female has turned around, started the move back the distance, in this rain curtains, her figure appeared that dim. 周泽走出了书店门,旗袍女转过身,又开始拉远了距离,在这片雨帘之中,她的身形显得是那么的朦胧。 If the common person, may have the favorable impression of a love and pursue, in the rainwater, this woman, often can make you neglect to fear and strange, then the wholeheartedly prostrates oneself in her under foot. 若是寻常人,可能会对此产生一种迷恋和追求的好感,在雨水之中,这种女人,往往能让你忽略掉恐惧和诡异,转而全身心地拜倒在她的脚下。 Hey.” “喂。” Zhou Ze shouted one, 周泽喊了一声, Opposite party actually also, her arrival, as if merely to bring to the Zhou Ze’s attention, then leads into another place Zhou Ze, she should be similar a messenger. 对方却还在走,她的到来,似乎只是为了引起周泽的注意,然后把周泽带入另一个地方去,她应该类似一名信使。 Can let the qipao female who can walk on the road to Hades back and forth plays the role of messenger, the back that person, is definitely unusual. 能够让可以在黄泉路上来来回回走的旗袍女充当信使的角色,背后的那个人,肯定不同寻常。 merely, saw the qipao female already and move back the distance, Zhou Ze turns around directly the bookstore. 只是,见旗袍女已经和自己拉远了距离,周泽直接转身回了书店。 Joke, 笑话, You very come, not to utter a word, 你酷酷地来,一声不吭, You very walk again, can I also in the actor with bitterness play same keep pursuing you to run and shout? 你再酷酷地走去,我难道还得跟苦情剧里的男主角一样不停地追着你跑和喊? Here is not underworld, is the world of the living, 这里又不是地狱,是阳间, This bad habit, 这臭毛病, Really is used. 真是惯出来的。 The pass/test submits a written statement to the door, Zhou Ze stretches oneself, sat the one’s own position, making Bai Yingying give itself but actually one cup of coffee. 关上了书店门,周泽伸了个懒腰,重新坐回了自己的位置,让白莺莺给自己倒一杯咖啡。 What he does not know, turns around to walk into the bookstore in oneself instantly, 他不知道的是,在自己转身走入书店的刹那, Distant place that the qipao female of dust creaking, stepped on into the water hole, 远处那个出尘的旗袍女“嘎吱”一声,一脚踩入了水坑之中, She has turned head, 她回过头, Revealing one’s own that fully is the maggots revelry face, 露出了自己的那张满是肉蛆狂欢的脸, Some do not dare to believe! 有些不敢置信! He, 他, Unexpectedly went back like this? 居然就这样回去了? Then, she as if in hesitant, oneself does whether or not need to walk again? 而后,她似乎在犹豫,自己是不是需要重新再走一遍? Again with the beforehand stance, again with the beforehand makings? 再以之前的姿态,再以之前的气质? Squish.” “吧唧。” Pair of black rain boots stepped on the water hole, a hair all white man put out a hand to shoot the water drop that shot the hat brim, the slightly pale hand, placed on the qipao female. 一双黑色的雨靴踩在了水坑中,一名头发全白的男子伸手弹了弹自己帽檐的水珠,略显苍白的手,放在了旗袍女身上。 The qipao female starts immediately thinly and pale, changed to a paper person, dripped wet in the rainwater slowly, to finally, thorough erosion in water puddle. 旗袍女当即开始憔悴,化作了一张纸人,在雨水之中慢慢地被淋湿,到最后,彻底糜烂于水洼之中。 Ok, since be please motionless, I visit personally.” “算了,既然请不动,那我就亲自去拜访吧。” A men's coffee coat, the England style is remarkable, but that white hair, makes his makings seem somewhat nondescript. 男子一身咖啡色的外衣,英伦风格显著,但那一头的白发,却让他的气质显得有些不伦不类。 This age, this hair, 这个年纪,这种头发, Just like ten years ago killing Matter who is popular. 活脱脱地十年前所流行的杀马特。 But the man actually sticks to one's own way of doing things as before, gradually walking, finally, he was getting to the bookstore entrance, opened the door of bookstore. 但男子却依旧我行我素,缓步行走着,最终,他走到了书店门口,推开了书店的门。 What is pleasant is that side the bar the woman who mixes the liquor water, 入眼的是吧台那边正在调制酒水的女人, oh no, 哦不, Carefully looks, 仔细一看, Has the Adam's apple, 有喉结, Is a male? 是一个男的? The white hair man cannot help but looked at Xu Qinglang, 白发男子不由自主地多看了一眼许清朗, Interesting, 有趣, Is long works as the wineshop attendant compared with the woman attractive man here. 一个长得比女人还好看的男人在这里当酒保。 Looked at the past again, Bai Yingying appears in the line of sight of white hair man, she carried the coffee to walk, exquisitely. 再看过去,白莺莺出现在了白发男子的视线之中,她端着咖啡走过去,小巧依人。 A zombie? 一头僵尸么? Adoption in shop? 收养在店里? The men are pondering over secretly, he came, but in the shop no one can see him, including sitting received the coffee to prepare to read the newspaper there Zhou Ze. 男子暗自思忖着,他来了,但店里没一个人能看见他,包括坐在那里接过咖啡准备看报纸的周泽 People have been maintaining inherent fear to a thing, 人们对一种事物一直保持着与生俱来的畏惧, That is the thing that cannot see. 那就是自己看不见的东西。 But Zhou Ze previously can see the woman who opens an umbrella, actually cannot see in the one’s own shop entrance, at this time has stood the person who he cannot even be seeing. 周泽先前能够看见撑伞的女人,却看不见在自己的店门口,此时已经站着一个连他都看不见的人。 A little monkey takes the one’s own toy hammer to run before the white hair man, inborn keen it, without detecting slightly unusually, feels nothing the body side to have a person, is lowering the head, looks at following. 一只小猴子拿着自己的玩具锤子在白发男子面前跑过去,天生灵敏的它,也没有察觉到丝毫异样,浑然不觉自己身侧就有一个人,正低着头,看着下面的自己。 But in the white hair man eyes, on this monkey is sending out rich baleful aura. 而在白发男子眼中,这只猴子身上散发着浓郁的煞气 Originally is the spirit monkey, actually cultivated the feeling of evil spirit, merely these things is suppressed, could not reveal. 本是灵猴,却修炼出了厉鬼的感觉,只是这些东西都被压制着,显露不出来而已。 Sneeze!” “啊嚏!” old daoist sneezed layer on layer/heavily. 老道打了一个重重地喷嚏。 The white hair man looks to old daoist, 白发男子看向老道, Then, 然后, His vision fell on the old daoist pants crotch position directly, there, one group of bright yellow light symbols, that group luminous is happen to covering under the old daoist two walnuts. 他的目光直接落在了老道的裤裆位置,那里,有一团明黄色的光符,那一团光亮正好笼罩着老道下面的两颗核桃。 The white hair man closes one's eyes, he felt some spicy eyes. 白发男子闭上眼,他觉得有些辣眼睛了。 This shop, 这个店, Really interesting, 真有意思, Small ghost messenger, actually arranges so richly the one’s own mansion, the stopper got down so many strange people and thing. 一个小小的鬼差,却把自己的府邸安排得如此丰富,塞下了这么多奇怪的人和物。 White hair man final, looked to Zhou Ze, 白发男子最后,看向了周泽, And arrived in front of Zhou Ze. 且走到了周泽面前。 Zhou Ze knits the brows slightly, the hand shakes suddenly, some coffee fell on the one’s own sleeve cuff. 周泽微微皱眉,手忽然一抖,一些咖啡落在了自己的袖口上。 Bai Yingying at the same time is quick of eye and hand, rushes to prepare to help clean, simultaneously helped Zhou Ze take off the coat that had the dirt, gives Zhou Ze to exchange with the clean coat. 一边的白莺莺眼疾手快,赶忙过来准备帮忙擦拭,同时帮周泽脱下了有污渍的外套,去给周泽拿干净的外套换上。 The boss can be fastidious, is really tasteful, 老板能讲究的时候,真的非常讲究, But was good because of Comrade Yingying has been used. 但好在莺莺同志已经习惯了。 The white hair man sat in front of Zhou Ze, two people actually sit face-to-face. 白发男子在周泽面前坐了下来,二人其实面对面地坐着。 Temporarily ghost messenger?” “临时鬼差么?” The white hair man muttered, 白发男子喃喃自语, Tongcheng this small place, the ghost messenger renewal is so unexpectedly quick.” 通城这个小小的地方,鬼差更新换代得居然这么快。” Some Zhou Ze doubts looked at all around, always felt, what having is not right, that did open an umbrella to play the graceful qipao female to walk? 周泽有些疑惑地看了看四周,总感觉,有什么不对劲,那个撑伞耍帅的旗袍女就这么走了么? Walked, 走了, Didn't have then? 就没有然后了? What Zhou Ze is not clear, that then, sits before oneself. 周泽不清楚的是,那个然后,就在自己面前坐着。 In the white hair man hand presented a writing brush, is stroking gently in the fingertip gently. 白发男子手中出现了一支毛笔,轻轻地在指尖摩挲着。 Percentage 99, only almost can be put on regular status.” “百分九十九了,只差一点就能转正了。” The white hair man smiles, 白发男子笑了笑, I, make the favor done at little or no cost, helping you make up finally, making you be put on regular status. “那我,就做个顺水人情,帮你补上最后一点,让你转正吧。 But since is Duke to the Duke matter, 但既然是公对公的事儿, You must kneel down to me, 你就得给我跪下, Salutes to this place. ” 向本座行礼。” Zhou Ze felt suddenly own knee is somewhat sore, and this feeling is intensifying, all come bewilderedly. 周泽忽然觉得自己膝盖有些酸疼,且这种感觉正在加剧,一切都来得莫名其妙。 The white hair man grasps the writing brush, sits there safely, saw Zhou Ze merely to stand to beat pounding the legs, he was somewhat accidental, why Zhou Ze’s responded that was so slow? 白发男子手持毛笔,安然地坐在那里,见周泽只是站起来捶了捶腿,他有些意外,为什么周泽的反应这么迟钝? Ordinary ghost messenger after was stimulated by oneself wisp of leak aura, should kneel to bend down to be right immediately trembling. 普通的鬼差在受到自己一缕外泄气息刺激之后,应该马上战战兢兢跪伏下来才对。 You with others, 你跟别人, Differently what has? 有什么不一样么? The white hair man knits the brows slightly, simultaneously said in a soft voice: 白发男子微微皱眉,同时轻声道: Kneels down.” “跪下。” The Zhou Ze pupil shrinks fiercely, 周泽瞳孔猛地一缩, The body is also directly stiff, looks like an originally to lie down, in the person of warm bed the body was being delivered to the world of ice and snow to be the same by the light suddenly. 身体也是直接僵硬,就像是一个原本躺在温暖大床的人忽然被光着身子送到了冰天雪地里一样。 Boss, your card, your document forgot that took from the dirty clothes.” “老板,你的证,你的证件忘记从脏衣服里拿出来了。” Bai Yingying takes the Zhou Ze’s document to walk, gave Zhou Ze. 白莺莺拿着周泽的证件走来,递给了周泽 The document returned in Zhou Ze’s hand, 证件重新回到了周泽的手中, But previously a face indifferent white hair man opened the mouth suddenly, 而先前一脸淡然的白发男子忽然张开了嘴, He in Zhou Ze’s behind, 他在周泽的身后, Saw a mountain, but under the mountain, has a form of monkey indistinctly ; 看见了一座大山,而在大山之下,隐约有一只猴子的身影; The monkey moves the mountain, moves the mountain apes and monkeys, 猴子搬山,搬山猿猴, The body ten thousand zhang (3.33 m), 其躯万丈, Only lost/carrying too Mount Tai! 只负太泰山! plop a cracking sound, 噗通一声脆响, The white hair man frightened to kneel directly, 白发男子直接吓得跪了下来, A face does not dare to believe saying: 一脸不敢置信道: Mansion...... Monarch?” “府……君?” These words saying, the white hair man not the obvious figure is directly collapse leisurely/scatter, dissipates in invisible. 这句话说完,白发男子本就不可见的身形更是直接崩散,消散于无形。 .................. ……………… Jet black places, 一片漆黑之地, Depended on the white hair young lad who the old locust tree naps to open the eye suddenly, 原本靠着老槐树打盹儿的白发童子忽然睁开了眼, He had a dream probably, the cold sweat is dripping, in young lad behind, at the back of a giant writing brush, seems somewhat nondescript. 他像是做了一个梦,冷汗淋漓,在童子的身后,背着一只巨大的毛笔,显得有些不伦不类。 A young lad scared appearance. 童子一副失魂落魄的样子。 Suddenly, 忽然间, Under, 在下方, Under old locust tree, 老槐树下, A pair endures compared with two room that big blood red eyes appears, probably two giant lanterns, are hanging in the space. 一双堪比两个屋子那么大的血红色眼眸出现,像是两个巨大的灯笼,悬挂在天上。 The old locust tree, is long on its body. 老槐树,是长在它的身上的。 What it is long is a corner/horn deer, a camel, the mouth donkey, the eye turtle, the ear cow, the scale fish, must resemble the shrimp, the abdomen snake, the foot eagle, may be called full nine not like , is more exaggerating than and strange the so-called weird creature. 它长的是角似鹿,头似驼,嘴似驴,眼似龟,耳似牛,鳞似鱼,须似虾,腹似蛇,足似鹰,堪称十足的九不像,比所谓的四不像还要夸张和怪异。 Was not would-be you...... patrols ......... in March/three months...... to awake early...... some ............ “不是准你……神游………三月么……醒得……早了一些…………” The young lad pursing the lips lip, on the face revealed the color of flattering, said: 童子抿了抿嘴唇,脸上露出了讨好之色,道: Is thinking earlier wakes up, you eliminates the weeding to the old ancestor, catches the louse.” “想着早点醒来,给老祖你除除草,抓抓虱子。” Young lads, 童子, Has not spoken the truth. 没说实话。 Below giant beast as if is very satisfied this reply, slowly lowers the head, said: 下方的巨兽似乎很满意这种回答,慢慢地垂下了头,道: You had a mind ......... not in vain I to the Bodhisattva...... to the judge dish that you...... asked ............ “你有心了………不枉吾向菩萨……给你……求来的判官碟子…………” That is that is, without the old ancestor you, my also merely netherworld wandering soul, where has today's good fortune.” “那是那是,没有老祖你,我这还只是阴司一游魂呢,哪有今日的造化。” The young lads start to give the locust tree the weeding, 童子开始给槐树除草, Very attentive, 很是殷勤, Meticulous. 8) 无微不至。八)
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