KOH :: Volume #6

#552: The result is good

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Chapter 281 result is good 第281章成绩不错 Right, is outstanding, these spat the trough to include many things, was all-embracing to the signature work of each actor from the heroic movie. 没错,非常抢眼,这些吐槽囊括了许多东西,从英雄电影到各个演员的成名作无所不包。 For example Willis's corner/horn sè is designated as the film aficionado, the duty will end each time through watching the movie relaxes itself, therefore liked saying the matter with the movie. In the beginning duty, Schwarzenegger, Willis also had Shchigel to after the conclusion retire, therefore midway Schwarzenegger could not bear complain one: „Waiters, the limelight, did this time me to retire.” 比如威利斯的角sè被设定为电影爱好者,每次任务完了都会通过看电影来放松自己,所以非常喜欢拿电影说事。在开场任务中,施瓦辛格、威利斯还有西格尔要在结束之后退休,所以中途施瓦辛格忍不住抱怨了一句:“伙计们,注意点,干完这次我就要退休了。” Then Willis like was stepped on the cat of tail to jump: „Damn, let alone those words” 然后威利斯就像被踩了尾巴的猫一样跳了起来:“该死的,别说那句话” He told them earnestly: „In movie, if some people spoke these words to you, that means that he forever does not want to retire” 他非常认真的告诉他们:“在电影当中,如果有人对你说这句话,那就意味着他永远都别想退休” In the middle of the entire movie, Willis has not given little companions to explain in the movie these unreasonable matter, except for forever does not fire off the bullet, such as can block from the blanket of nv person xiong unit actually until the waist border of man wait / etc., kept saying. This and his beforehand movement imagination is widely divergent, must know that Willis most of the time is the grim dauntless man . Moreover the words are not many, but he has tried hard to transform the image in the two years, has developed much frightened, plot or the movie of black sè comedy, such transformation has therefore not made people think appropriately, instead did not have the good comedy effect. 整部电影当中,威利斯没少给同伴们讲解电影中那些不合理的事情,除了永远打不完子弹,还有诸如可以遮住nv人xiong部的毯子却直到男人的腰际等等,唠叨个没完。这和他以前的动作想象大相径庭,要知道威利斯大多时候都是冷面硬汉,而且话也不多,不过这两年他一直力图转变形象,演了不少惊悚的、剧情的又或者黑sè喜剧的电影,所以这样的转变并没有让人觉得不合适,反而有了种不错的喜剧效果。 Several other people also occasionally also such will spit then trough two under his influence, to the following plot, the dare-to-die corps received to eliminate to control some small islands the duty of terrorist, Stallone's nv is also simultaneously detained above. Stallone seeks Schwarzenegger who and the others just retired the help, after one group of people killed has gone , and opposite party have launched the ji fierce fight, then xìng standard was not wounded carefully. 然后其他几个人也在他的影响下偶尔也会这么吐槽两句,到了后面的情节,敢死队接下了要消灭控制住了某个小岛屿的恐怖分子的任务,同时史泰龙的nv儿也滞留在上面。史泰龙去寻求刚退休的施瓦辛格等人的帮助,一帮人杀了进去后和对方展开了ji烈的战斗,然后施瓦xìng格不小心负伤了。 „This is unreasonable, generally speaking, in the movie, when Willis who my such person will not be injured” to him wraps up, he such complained one. “这不合理,一般来说,在电影中,我这样的人是不会受伤的”在威利斯给他包扎的时候,他这么抱怨了一句。 „Is very simple, you are not a lead.” Shields their Stallone floating astronomy network saying that then, the next second, he was also hit. “很简单,你不是主角。”掩护他们的史泰龙飘天文学网道,然后,下一秒钟,他也中枪了。 „Is very obvious, you are not a lead.” Schwarzenegger meets to say immediately humorously that looked here audience laughs all. “很显然,你也不是主角。”施瓦辛格马上幽默的接道,看这里的观众无不爆笑出来。 Such piece is everywhere, the after duty of introduction had ended, the members of dare-to-die corps were celebrating and see off Schwarzenegger and the others retire together, Shchigel movement makes food to entertain everybody personally. 这样的段子比比皆是,开篇的任务结束后,敢死队的队员们在一起庆祝并欢送施瓦辛格等人退休,西格尔亲自动作做食物招待大家。 „I can realize me for long to vainly hope for that finally is a chef.” He such said after a sigh, was needless to say also knows that this was shade shè he image in «Hyphalosaurus lingyuanensis Ascending to heaven». “我终于可以实现我长久以来的梦想做一个厨师。”他这么感叹道,不用说也知道,这是影shè他在《潜龙升天》中的形象。 Then other people also therefore chatted the later life. 然后其他人也因此聊起以后的生活。 „You thought that I do campaign for the president to be what kind of?” Schwarzenegger such asked everybody. “你们觉得,我去竞选总统怎么样？”施瓦辛格这么问大家。 „Is impossible, your immigration time is not enough.” Some people denied. “不可能,你的移民时间不够。”有人否定。 „That...... Campaigns for the governor.” He changed a statement immediately. “那……就去竞选州长。”他马上改口道。 If above this smiles also to be able to understand several years later, then under these, so long as some people have watched the beforehand movement movie, will then understand absolutely. 如果上面这个笑点还要过几年才能明白过来的话,那么下面那些只要有人看过以前的动作电影,那么绝对会明白的。 „Actually I want to be the police very much.” When Willis talked about this issue, said that „because in that case, me can more reasonable which chop suey threw down from the tall building.” “其实我很想当警察。”威利斯谈到这个问题时,是这么说的,“因为那样的话,我可以更合理的将哪些杂碎从高楼上丢下去。” „I want to shadowbox, comes a competition with the world boxing champion, does not need to win the match, so long as can support 15 rounds on the line.” This is Stallone's reply. “我想打拳,和世界拳王来一场比赛,不需要打赢对手,只要能撑过15个回合就行了。”这是史泰龙的回答。 Then side some people crack a joke immediately: „Do not crack a joke, words that you compete, you will kill him.” 然后旁边马上有人开玩笑:“别开玩笑了,你们比赛的话,你会杀了他的。” It can be imagined, such „smiling” fruit big, particularly in the eyes of these action movie amateurs. Not is only Stallone they, so long as other people have the work, cannot escape this teasing. 可想而知,这样的“笑”果会有多大,尤其是在那些动作片爱好者的眼中。不仅仅是史泰龙他们,其他人只要有作品,就逃不过这种调侃。 „No, thanks, I only need this.” The beer that uncommunicative Reynolds facing handing over lifted raised hand the cow nǎi cup, then some people ask him: „Hey, the waiter, I heard that the French like the small nv child, you also?” “不,谢谢,我只需要这个。”沉默寡言的雷诺面对递来的啤酒举了举手中的牛nǎi杯,然后有人笑着问他:“嘿,伙计,我听说法国人都喜欢小nv孩,你也是吗？” Also or Runge was appointed to be the undercover, only then a Stallone person knows, but behind plot Shang Ge? Yun Dun when confronts with him as well as terrorist, opened fire to kill his person without hesitation, then Runge also without hesitation coordinated him to kill other terrorists. 又或者龙格尔被指派去当卧底,只有史泰龙一个人知道,但剧情后面尚格?云顿在和他以及很多恐怖分子对峙的时候,毫不犹豫开枪干掉了他身边的人,然后龙格尔也毫不犹豫配合他干掉了其他恐怖分子。 „I also think that must make you lose the battle efficiency first.” Runge floating astronomy network said. “我还以为要先让你失去战斗力。”龙格尔飘天文学网道。 „We are the best partners, I never believe that you will revolt.” Shang Ge? Yun Dun like this replied. “我们是最好的搭档,我从来不相信你会叛变。”尚格?云顿则这样回答。 This piece is not direct, so long as is the action movie amateur, will not forget absolutely 92 years of that «Reconstructs Soldier», associates that with this scene is quite interesting. Although makes Runge go to undercover's excuse is not that wise, but compares the first edition to hit the bridge section that has made him comprehend at a glance to be much better, although this movie looked that myo- ròu looks at the movement to watch the gun battle, but the minimum logic of story must have. 这个段子没那么直接,但只要是动作片爱好者,绝对不会忘记92年的那部《再造战士》,跟这个场景联想起来那是相当的有趣。尽管让龙格尔去卧底的借口不是那么高明,但相比原版打了一架就让他幡然悔悟的桥段要好得多,虽然这电影是看肌ròu看动作看枪战,但故事的起码逻辑还是要有的。 Other comedy pieces are similarly many, Dusserre and Alone? Is Li another pair of partner, Alone? Li always clashes in front, does the shield for Dusserre. And a scene is, after his throwing knife kills one fellow who wants to sneak attack Dusserre, lifted the chin to him: „You have owed me one time.” 其他的搞笑段子同样不少,迪塞尔和杰特?李是另一对搭档,杰特?李总是冲在前面,为迪塞尔做掩护。其中一个场景就是,他飞刀干掉一个想要偷袭迪塞尔的家伙后,对他抬了抬下巴:“你又欠了我一次。” But Dusserre a spear|gun explodes the head his following fellow immediately, then shrugs: „Now averaged.” 但迪塞尔马上一枪将他后面的家伙爆头,然后耸耸肩:“现在扯平了。” Alone? Li Dunshi depressed, his image and first edition are similar, is the expressions and words not many people, tosses about „must raise in salary and „ I to support the family” such several words on me ”. Moreover agrees with Dusserre, every time rescues his one time, his wage must divide 10% to give him, therefore had beforehand that. 杰特?李顿时郁闷不已,他的形象和原版差不多,也是表情和话不多的人,翻来覆去就“我要加薪”、“我要养家”那么几句话。而且还和迪塞尔约定,每救他一次,他的薪水就要分一成给他,所以就有了之前的那一幕。 Such as Shchigel and person fought the kitchen, finally cào had the carrot to kill the opposite party, again very cool came one „nobody to understand compared with me kitchen” and „lethality biggest was not kitchen knife” and so on words piece was several minutes presents one, the time lets the feeling that the audience maintained bursts out laughing. 诸如西格尔和人搏斗进了厨房,最后cào起胡萝卜干掉对方,再酷酷的来一句“没人比我更了解厨房”、“杀伤力最大的可不是菜刀”之类的话的段子更是几分钟出现一个,时刻都让观众保持捧腹的感觉。 Naturally, this sensational time must incite, for example Alone? Li with giving mother telephones, made a false report in some own present company does odd jobs, does quite well, does not need to be worried for him that on the chilling face rare lù leaves the happy expression, was comforted by jiāo sentiment perfect Dusserre. Also or Stallone will not look after nv, went home always to have probably quarrel several with nv, thus causes nv to leave home to fall into the dangerous situation. 当然,该煽情的时候也得煽,比如杰特?李用给母亲打电话,谎称自己现在某个公司里打杂,干得还不错,不用为他担心,冷硬的脸上难得lù出笑意,然后又被jiāo情过硬的迪塞尔安慰。又或者史泰龙不会照顾nv儿,回到家中总是少不得要和nv儿吵上几场,从而导致nv儿离家出走身陷险境。 Scarlet developed well, achieves very much completely has wiped the bright sè proper effect, in some sense, she was also sè plays, corner/horn sè that this lacking father loved is very suitable the present she, Adrian has adjusted under the script for her specially. 斯嘉丽演得很不错,完全做到了一抹亮sè应有的效果,从某种意义上来说,她也算是本sè出演,这种缺少父爱的角sè在现在很适合她,阿德里安特意为她调整了下剧本。 Finally, Stallone has rescued his nv, leading the dare-to-die corps successfully to complete the task, Schwarzenegger they also thoroughly retires. End place, he realized that nv is eventually unsafe with, where her therefore returned to ex-wife, father nv two hug the farewell under the setting sun afterglow the scene appears very warm. Cutting is compact, the plot is irritable, has the comedy piece as well as sensational of emerging one after another incessantly just right, in addition the alliance of numerous action star, first showing three days, two hours of «Dare-to-die corps» have taken over 75 million box offices in North America. 最终,史泰龙救出了自己的nv儿,带领敢死队圆满完成任务,施瓦辛格他们也彻底退休。末尾处,他意识到nv儿跟着自己终究不安全,所以将她送回了前妻哪里,父nv两在夕阳的余晖下拥抱告别的镜头显得非常温馨。剪切紧凑,情节火爆,又有着层出不穷的搞笑段子以及恰到好处的煽情,加上众多动作明星的加盟,首映三天,两个小时的《敢死队》在北美拿下了75000000以上的票房。 This makes Adrian slightly somewhat regrettable, this thinks that has not started the present of obvious retrogression to promote this jing heart manufacture in three giant rallying points, propagandizes wantonly and huā the methods of many marketing, can perhaps become the first character radical week box office broken hundred million movies, the cause that completes cannot complete including «Titanic» what is recent to this great honor is «Loses World» that three days have attained 90 million. 这让阿德里安稍微有些遗憾,本以为在三巨头号召力尚未开始明显消退的现在推出这部jing心制作,又大肆宣传并且huā了不少营销的手段,说不定能成为第一部首周票房破亿的电影,完成连《泰坦尼克号》都没能完成的伟业离这个殊荣最近的是《失落的世界》,三天拿到了90000000。 However can have this result to be very good, even if the decline range will surpass 50 possibly to cause the box office to lose money next week, takes also to gain in dvd and video recording. After all, this is first and first edition the degree of error at over 80% movies, can make such progress to be very good, must know that is because cidental factor successful person and matter, exceed will have the unpredictable change. 不过能有这个成绩已经很不错了,即使下周跌幅超过50可能导致票房亏本,在dvd和录像带上也能赚回来。毕竟,这是首部和原版相差度在八成以上的电影,能取得这样的成绩已经很不错了,要知道越是因为偶然因素成功的人和事,越会发生让人难以预料的变化。 Most obvious example, last year World Cup, because the stupid performance of Ronaldo soft foot and Brazil, the previous generation everyone knows that is field what kind of competition, Adrian also estimates mo to slightly bet holds appreciatively to play. However afterward because of being busy at other matter forgot after the brain, waited for him to think the time World Cup that had ended. 最明显的例子,去年的世界杯,因为罗纳尔多软脚和巴西的愚蠢表现,前世谁都知道那是场怎么样的比赛,阿德里安也估mo着要不要小赌一把玩玩。不过后来因为忙别的事情而忘在了脑后,等他想起来的时候世界杯已经结束了。 But he after consulting under the finals of this World Cup, is surprised the chin almost to fall, although is still Brazil to France, but Brazil was most advanced a ball, France was about to end to pull until the first half. But in the second half from the beginning, France was reentered a ball by Brazil, the morale has come under the serious attack, although, threatens Brazilian ball mén repeatedly, but cannot draw level throughout. 但他在查阅了下本届世界杯的决赛后,惊讶得下巴差点掉下来,尽管依然是巴西对法国,但巴西最先进了一球,法国直到上半场快结束了才扳回来。但下半场一开始,法国就被巴西再入一球,士气遭到了惨重打击,尽管之后频频威胁巴西球mén,但始终没能扳平。 This score such maintained, in all people think when Brazil will win Lishen Cup once more, the French actually continually scores two goals under Zidane's leadership in the match injury time stage, 3 : 2 scores trampled hell Adrian after knowing the process Brazil from the heaven instantaneously shake the head, if this bridge section placed in the middle of the hypertext fiction before rebirth, the author will be scolded absolutely by one pile of ball mí, but the reality was such strange, he initially had not gone to the small gambling fortunately one. 这个比分就这么保持了下去,在所有人以为巴西将再次捧起大力神杯时,法国人却在齐达内的带领下于伤停补时阶段连入两球,3比2的比分瞬间将巴西从天堂踹进了地狱阿德里安在知道过程后直摇头,这种桥段要是放在重生前的网络小说当中,作者绝对会被一堆球mí骂死,可现实就是这么离奇,还好他当初没有去小赌一把。 Therefore, since «Dare-to-die corps» three days has attained 75 million box offices in the weekend, even if cannot break the record, even if will possibly present the big decline range, but how? Does not need extremely to care. 所以,既然《敢死队》周末三天都拿到了75000000的票房了,即使没能破记录,即使可能会出现较大的跌幅,可那又如何呢？不需要太过在乎。 As for media to the commentary of movie, does not need saying that this kind of through commercial action movie can also unearth what deep level the significance? As for jing color degree, so long as has looked at earnestly the person will acknowledge, the movie quality under the standard, these is the opposition the opposition did not need to manage. 至于媒体对电影的评论,也不需要多说,这样一部彻头彻尾的商业动作片难道还要挖掘什么深层次的意义吗？至于jing彩程度,只要是认真看过的人都会承认,电影质量在水准之下,那些为反对而反对的就不用管了。 Therefore, Adrian changed to other aspects quickly, his time is very tight, must have a look at own nv person except for the life, wants the attendance next two accurate mothers, the matter on work is not many, most important is Brittey and Christina's new phonograph record. Their special editions buy is very good, separately was held the tour concert of small scale in US, arranges the new special edition is also very natural matter. 因此,阿德里安很快转到了其他方面来,他的时间可是很紧的,除了生活上要去看看自己的nv人,要去照顾下两个准妈妈,工作上的事情并不是很多,最重要的就是布兰妮和克里斯蒂娜的新唱片。她们的专辑都买的很不错,也都分别在美国国内举行了小规模的巡回演唱会,筹备新专辑也是很自然的事情。 However other Adrian matters must consider that «Buffy the Vampire Slayer» in 94 the second half of the year broadcast, has broadcast five seasons to May of this year, average each quarter knot 25 volumes, therefore broadcast that in May fifth season last volume of time soap opera broadcast 100 volumes, Adrian wanted to promote «farahome» at this time as the celebration. 不过阿德里安有别的事情要考虑,《吸血鬼猎人巴菲》是在94年下半年播出的,到今年5月份就播放了五季,平均下来每季节25集,所以五月份播出第五季最后一集时候这部电视剧就播出100集了,阿德里安想要在这个时候推出《farahome》作为庆祝。
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