Zu An will quickly dodge in the future, the look split vision saw that above the front door had yellow muddy liquids to throw, a wooden barrel in the whereabouts, was away from then smells air/Qi of fishy smell show far away. 祖安急忙往后一闪,眼神余光看到大门上方有一片黄色浑浊液体扑了过来,还有一个木桶在下落,隔着老远便闻到一股腥骚之气。 He responded immediately, wants to come some people to put a urinal in the gate ahead of time and so on, waits for some people to push the door to go is drenched one by the above urine, although no lethality, but the insult strength was extremely strong. 他马上反应过来,想来是有人提前在门上放了一个尿桶之类的,等有人推门进去就会被上面的尿淋一身,虽然没啥杀伤力,但侮辱力极强。 Thinks that yesterday reminder of Sang Hong, in his mind appeared the Shi Kun appearance, in his heart sneered, previous Brightmoon City calculates that he ran quickly, this time looked that my how properly tidied up you. 想到昨天桑弘的提醒,他脑海中浮现出了石昆的样貌,他心中冷笑,上次明月城算他跑得快,这次看我怎么好好收拾你。 Therefore he summoned Lan Fu, when positive governing everywhere yellow muddy liquid by recently a quicker speed reflected. 于是他召唤出蓝凫,直接控制漫天的黄色浑浊液体以比来时更快的速度反射回去。 After the gate , the distant place two people saw a play with a laugh, a big fatty naturally was Crown Prince, his side that man looks handsome was much taller and straighter, where no matter could be called a handsome man, only that gloomy look destroyed his makings pitifully slightly, but how to destroy again, compared nearby big fatty to be better. 门后远处原本有两个人笑呵呵地看戏,一个大胖子自然是太子了,他身边那个男人长得英俊挺拔得多,不管在哪里都称得上一个美男子,只可惜那阴郁的眼神稍微破坏了一下他的气质,可再怎么破坏,也比旁边的大胖子好很多。 This man naturally was Shi Kun, he knows that Zu An also became Secretary of Crown Prince, the lung almost exploded with rage, for which reason? A street bludger, not only marries Fairy Maiden that even he could not hold a candle, now becomes Secretary of Crown Prince, are treated equally with him? 这男子自然便是石昆了,他知道祖安也成了太子舍人,肺都差点气炸了,凭什么啊？一个街头小混混,不仅娶了连他都望尘莫及的仙女,现在又成了太子舍人,和他平起平坐？ Did this fellow walk dogshit luck? Therefore he decided that sprinkles one barrel of urines to destroy the destiny of opposite party to this fellow. 这家伙走了狗屎运吧？所以他决定给这家伙泼一桶尿来破坏掉对方的气运。 Crown Prince originally on stupid, what most is interested is the fun matter, is very naturally easy to be persuaded. 太子本来就蠢笨,最感兴趣的是好玩的事情,自然很容易被说动。 Has not expected the opposite party to respond that unexpectedly such rapidness, must know he also made one add Wind Attribute formation behind the gate specially, speed Sixth Rank that in the urinal sprinkled was very difficult to hide. 可没料到对方反应竟然如此之快,要知道他还特意让人在门后面加了一个风系法阵,尿桶里泼出去的速度六品都很难躲得过去啊。 Sees the yellow liquid that was rebounded, Crown Prince opens mouth to open the eldest child shocking, by his ability, has no way to avoid. 看到被反弹回来的黄色液体,太子震惊地一张嘴张得老大,以他的能力,根本没法躲避。 Shi Kun has the opportunity to block actually these things for him, but such he must keep off in the front whole body bathes these disgusting liquids, thinks before , specially looks the smelliest Eunuch urine, his face hid to jump jumping bashfully, really does not want to be sprinkled body by this thing. 石昆倒是有机会替他将这些东西拦下来,但那样他就必须挡在前面浑身沐浴这些恶心的液体了,想到之前特意找的最臊最臭的太监的尿,他脸皮子跳了跳,实在不想被这玩意泼到身上。 Therefore he flashes decisively one side, Crown Prince is not so lucky, even if some side Eunuch want to come up to keep off, but he was still drenched right in the face. 于是他果断地闪到一旁,太子就没这么幸运了,哪怕旁边有太监想上去挡,可他依然还是被淋了个劈头盖脸。 Crown Prince after stunned from the beginning, cries quickly: „...... Vomits the urine that who...... this is scatters is so smelly, this Crown Prince wants...... to vomit......” 太子经过一开始的错愕,很快大哭起来:“哇哇……呕……这是谁撒的尿这么臭,本太子一定要……呕……” Nearby Shi Kun looks at the eyelid to jump, oneself had not just met luckily hardly, otherwise this was shadow for a lifetime. 一旁的石昆看得眼皮直跳,幸好自己刚刚没有硬接,否则这就是一辈子的阴影了啊。 At this time Zu An was also scared, looks at not far away big fatty that pitiful appearance, he knows that then troubled. 此时祖安也傻眼了,看着不远处大胖子那凄凄惨惨的模样,他知道这下麻烦了。 This dead fatty is really silly, must give people a hard time is also insufficient to stand after the gate. 这死胖子是真傻啊,要整人也不至于要站在门后吧。 At this time Shi Kun jumped: „Bold, dares to assassinate Crown Prince, this is the big crime that executes the nine generations.” 这时石昆跳了出来:“大胆,竟敢行刺太子,这可是诛九族的大罪。” Side these Eunuch also spoke reprimanding, must know that some of their body also many urines, his mother, the urine of which drop dead was, was so bashful? 旁边那些太监也纷纷出言斥责,要知道他们身上也有不少尿,他娘的,是哪个杀千刀的尿的,这么臊？ Crown Prince also wants to say anything, but he just the mouth opened in a big way, currently inside has much, opens the mouth to be disgusting wants to spit: „Vomits......” 太子也想说什么,不过他刚刚嘴巴张得大大的,现在里面有不少呢,一开口就恶心得想吐:“呕……” The Zu An eyelid jumped jumping, has first to look to Shi Kun: „Is your boy, is really haunted by the ghost.” 祖安眼皮跳了跳,只好先看向石昆:“又是你小子,真是阴魂不散啊。” Shi Kun snort/hum: „Does not need to draw the friendship, you assassinate Crown Prince, then no one could save you.” 石昆哼了一声:“不必拉交情,你行刺太子,这下谁也救不了你了。” Why this was he just not for another reason that Crown Prince blocked, sprinkled urine to Zu An is the to trick air vent, but if Crown Prince were sprinkled one, that may be the dreadful calamity, Zu An this boy dies. 这就是他为什么刚刚没替太子拦住的另一个原因,给祖安泼一身尿不过是整蛊出气而已,但如果太子被泼了一身,那可就是泼天大祸,祖安这小子死定了。 At this time one group of guards heard the news to catch up, saw that the situation in room was also scared, what situation, will the Crown Prince study room have such filthy thing? 这时候一群侍卫闻讯赶来,看到屋子里的情况也傻眼了,什么情况,太子的书房怎么会有这么腌臜的东西？ However they also witnessed pitiful of Crown Prince, in addition Shi Kun is pointing at Zu An, therefore one group of people draw a sword to Zu An take in abundance. 不过他们也目睹了太子的凄惨,再加上石昆指着祖安,于是一群人纷纷抽刀要将祖安拿下。 „Holds on a minute!” Zu An looks to Shi Kun, „you said the assassination, what thing do I use to assassinate?” “且慢！”祖安望向石昆,“你说行刺,那我用什么东西行刺？” „Naturally is just about to aim at that urinal with......” Shi Kun, suddenly could not somewhat be justified, assassin that which brain pulls out will assassinate with one barrel of urines, said that also no one believes that blamed being just subconscious for the maximized Zu An responsibility for an offense, the first response assassinated. “当然是用……”石昆正要指向那尿桶,忽然有些说不下去了,哪个脑抽的刺客会用一桶尿来行刺的,说出去也没人信啊,都怪刚刚下意识为了最大化祖安的罪责,第一反应就是行刺了。 Zu An said at this time: „You want to say that evidently this barrel of urines, is well-known I enter the palace has not brought the thing, guards along the way can testify, that this barrel of urines obviously are my partner preparation, plots to murder Crown Prince with me together, similarly can also execute the nine generations?” 祖安这时说道:“看样子你是想说这桶尿吧,众人皆知我进宫的时候没带东西,沿途的侍卫都可以作证,那这桶尿显然就是我的同伙准备的,与我一起谋害太子的,同样也要诛九族吧？” Shi Kun immediately pain in the ass, because prepares the urinal is he, in Crown Prince Palace many people know, conceals the truth has no way to conceal the truth, how could he know to flaunt is frank for a while, finally also gave to circle oneself. 石昆顿时蛋疼了,因为准备尿桶的就是他,太子宫中很多人都知道,瞒都没法瞒,他哪知道为了逞一时口快,结果把自己也给绕进去了。 The Zu An itself/Ben is an orphan, now cuts off the engagement with Chu Family, loner in the true sense, executes his nine generations and kills one person not to distinguish ; But he is not good, Shi Family also has such big family, must really be because this was involved, the own skin must be dug up. 祖安本就是孤儿,如今又和楚家断绝了婚约,真正意义上的孤家寡人一个,诛他九族和杀一人也没区别;但他就不行,石家还有这么大个家族呢,要真是因为这个受到牵连,自己的皮都要被扒了。 He has to change a statement: „Even if not the assassination, you use the urine to sprinkle in Crown Prince body are still everyone personally see, this is the crime of lese majeste, when its crime executes.” 他只好改口道:“就算不是行刺,你用尿泼在太子身上也是大家亲眼所见,这是大不敬之罪,其罪当诛。” „Good good...... vomits......” that big fatty Crown Prince to echo immediately, he really went bad disgustingly, which also has scruples the friendship of yesterday just meeting. “不错不错……呕……”那个大胖子太子立马附和,他是真的恶心坏了,哪还顾忌昨天刚见面的交情啊。 Nearby Shi Kun smiled, now the Crown Prince support, this fellow died. 一旁的石昆笑了,如今太子支持,这家伙死定了。 Zu An thinks that the reminder of Sang Hong, this Crown Prince really inherited his father's harsh and merciless and viciousness. 祖安想到桑弘的提醒,这个太子果然继承了他爹的刻薄寡恩与狠毒。 However this little while skill he also thought of the means that summoned Lan Fu directly, put out a hand to attract, all suction the Crown Prince body yellow liquid. 不过这会儿功夫他也想到了办法,直接召唤出蓝凫,伸手一吸,将太子身上的黄色液体尽数吸走。 To a certain extent, the urine is also one of the water. 某种程度上,尿也是水的一种嘛。 Crown Prince original whole body dripping wet, but skill, his body restored suddenly dry, even the mouth did not have that type of strange taste. 太子本来浑身水淋淋的,但眨眼功夫,他身上重新恢复了干燥,连嘴里都没那种怪味了。 Before his body, gathered a yellow small ball, obviously is the congealments of these disgusting liquids. 他身前聚集了一个黄色的小球,显然是那些恶心液体的凝结。 Zu An does obeisance conveniently, that concentration urine diameter non-stop flew the mouth of nearby Shi Kun. 祖安随手一拜,那浓缩尿球径直飞到了一旁石昆的嘴里。 Shi Kun is smiling happily, opens mouth to open the eldest child, where could respond: „...... cough cough...... vomits......” 石昆正笑得开心,一张嘴张得老大,哪里反应得过来:“呃……咳咳……呕……” He quickly puts out a hand to buckle the throat, thinking the means to spit it, but where with enough time, a disgusting strange taste direct impact top of the head, his whole person cannot bear again, overnight the acid water spat. 他急忙伸手去扣喉咙,想办法将其吐出来,可哪里来得及,一股恶心的怪味直冲头顶,他整个人再也忍不住,隔夜酸水都吐出来了。 Damn Zu An! 狗日的祖安！ come from Shi Kun Rage Points + 999 + 999 + 999...... 来自石昆的愤怒值…… What a pity he has no way to speak now, the mouth is only the instinct is spitting, not only that his two eyes keep bursting into tears, whose his mother urine, smoked the person. 可惜他现在根本没法说话了,嘴巴只是本能地吐着,不仅如此,他的两个眼睛不停地流着泪,谁他妈尿的,太熏人了。 Zu An basic being disinclined manages him, but displayed „Relying on a Billion Friends” to Crown Prince simultaneously the skill, ten ten thousands taels money vanish instantaneously, but Crown Prince the subconscious had treated as the friend him. 祖安根本懒得管他,而是同时对太子施展了“凭亿近人”的技能,十万两银子瞬间消失,但太子已经潜意识将他当做了朋友。 „This fun this fun,” Crown Prince is patting his fat hand, „big brother you must teach me this.” “这个好玩这个好玩,”太子拍着他的胖手,“大哥你要教我这个。” Sees his intimate look, Zu An relaxes, before displayed „Relying on a Billion Friends” effect is not good twice, finally has not served the own purpose. Originally was also worried that this time will also draw the hip, finally was luckily useful, it seems like that this skill is not too waste. 看到他那亲热的眼神,祖安松了一口气,之前两次施展“凭亿近人”效果并不好,最后都没有达到自己的目的。本来还担心这次也会拉胯呢,幸好终于有用了,看来这技能也不算太废。 Shi Kun was scared, he does not understand why Crown Prince no longer blames in the opposite party, usually in Crown Prince is not very mean-spirited testy? 石昆傻眼了,他不明白太子为何不再怪责于对方,平日里太子不是挺小气易怒的么？ „Good, but after Crown Prince, do not call my big brother, really does not gather the custom.” Zu An was worried, others take this to aim at itself, prevent to ahead of schedule well. “好的,不过太子以后不要喊我大哥,实在不合规矩。”祖安担心以后别人拿这点来针对自己,还是提早预防为好。 Crown Prince has not been serious actually: „Right, not only need teach me this, but must teach me impervious to sword or spear.” 太子倒是没当一回事:“对了,不仅要教我这个,还要教我刀枪不入。” „impervious to sword or spear?” Zu An face stupefied. “刀枪不入？”祖安一脸懵逼。 Crown Prince points around Shi Kun saying: „He said that said that your cultivation base is not obviously high, but on the going to the capital road so many assassin could not kill you, because of you can impervious to sword or spear.” 太子指着一旁的石昆说道:“他说的啊,说你修为明明不高,但上京路上那么多刺客都杀不了你,就是因为你会刀枪不入。” Nearby Shi Kun spat the bile to be about to come out, but he now Sixth Rank, is expert, finally luck essence qi compelled the urine in within the body, held nearby wooden barrel to spit, almost felt nauseated quickly fully. 一旁的石昆吐得胆汁都快出来了,不过他如今已经六品了,怎么也算个高手,终于运气元气将体内的尿液逼了出来,抱着一旁的木桶哇哇哇地吐了起来,几乎快要吐满了。 Heard Crown Prince to say like this, he quickly echoed saying: „Good, the words that Crown Prince does not believe that make him stand in the entrance, you use the throwing knife to shoot him.” 听到太子这样说,他急忙附和道:“不错,太子不信的话,就让他站在门口,你用飞刀射他。”