KI :: Volume #6

#574: dumbstruck


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Zu An hears face stupefied, he also really thinks carefully, the frog indeed has not worn the pants to jump, logical wizard. 祖安听得一脸懵逼,他还真仔细想了想,青蛙的确没有穿裤子跳的,逻辑鬼才啊。 He walked following the sound, notices by the front basin a big fatty to point at several small Eunuch to reprove, that crowd of small Eunuch each and everyone lie on the ground, is practicing the frog merit to be the same like Ouyang Feng. 他循声走了过去,注意到前面水池旁一个大胖子正指着几个小太监训斥着,那群小太监一个个趴在地上,像欧阳锋在练蛤蟆功一般。 However looked that their expression looks distressed, obviously was compelled. 不过看他们表情愁眉苦脸,显然都是被逼的。 That big fatty face roundish, in the foreheads looks to disclose a not intelligent appearance. 那大胖子脸圆乎乎的,眉宇间看着都透露出一丝不怎么聪明的样子。 In Inner Palace who is so rampant?” Sees him to teach these Eunuch like teaching the grandson, these Eunuch kowtow to beg for mercy, does not dare to revolt. 内宫中谁这么嚣张啊?”看到他训那些太监像训孙子一样,那些太监只是磕头求饶,并没有一个敢反抗的。 Sized up that fatty body clothes carefully, apricot, above can also see the decorative designs in a utensil of several dragons faintly. 仔细打量了一下那胖子身上的衣服,一身杏黄色,上面隐隐还能看到几条龙的纹饰。 Isn't Sovereign? 不会是皇帝吧? Zu An overruled this guess immediately, if whole world first expert is the appearance of this mental handicap child, that others can buy a tofu to kill. 祖安立马否决了这个猜测,要是天下第一强者是这幅智障儿童的样子,那其他人都可以买块豆腐撞死了。 In his heart moves, thinks before , these hearsay that about the Crown Prince hears, can freedom to come in and go out the man in the harem, body also wear the clothes of yellow likely imperial robe, the status of opposite party was self-evident. 他心中一动,想到了之前听到的那些关于太子的传闻,能在后宫中自由出入的男子,身上还穿着黄色像龙袍的衣服,对方的身份就不言而喻了。 On the road Chu Chuyan and he has mentioned, Crown Prince revered name called Zhao Ruizhi, Zu An to think that the parents gave this name to him, he can not retarded. 路上楚初颜和他提起过,太子名讳赵睿智,祖安心想父母给他取这种名字,他能不弱智么。 Well, that side that small Eunuch, comes a bit faster.” At this moment, Crown Prince had seen Zu An, extends hands and beckons. “咦,那边那个小太监,快点过来。”就在这时,太子已经看到了祖安,伸手招了招 A Zu An face is speechless, did my such big overwhelming power, where look like Eunuch? 祖安一脸无语,我这么高大威猛,哪里像太监了? However now the safe/without matter, seizes the chance to understand that in any case this Crown Prince does not have the fault. 不过现在反正无事,趁机多了解一下这个太子也没坏处。 Therefore he walked directly. 于是他径直走了过去。 Other that several Eunuch stare visits him: Bold, who you are, dares to rush to the Imperial Palace inner courtyard?” 其他那几个太监直勾勾地看着他:“大胆,你是何人,竟敢闯皇宫内院?” Crown Prince does not recognize the opposite party, but they are clear very much, at present this person possibly is Eunuch, is difficult to be inadequate is assassin? 太子认不出对方,但他们清楚得很,眼前这人怎么可能是太监,难不成是刺客 However Imperial Palace expert like clouds, guards so strictly, how can assassin come in? 不过皇宫高手如云,守卫如此严密,刺客又怎么进得来? They worried that the opposite party is the heir of some minister enters the palace by the imperial edict, pours does not dare to call it assassin directly. 他们担心对方是某个大臣的子嗣受诏进宫来的,倒也不敢直接称其为刺客 Zu An is just about to explain that big fatty was discontented: Shut up, which frog will speak?” 祖安正要解释,那大胖子却不满了:“闭嘴,哪个青蛙会说话的?” That several Eunuch look the bitter color, quickly shuts the mouth closely. 那几个太监面露苦色,急忙将嘴闭得紧紧的。 The big fatty then said: Pants, the frog has not worn the pants, pants taking off/escaping.” 大胖子接着说道:“裤子呢,青蛙可没穿裤子,都把裤子给脱了。” Zu An also added: Not is only the pants, the frog has not worn the clothes.” 祖安也补充道:“不仅是裤子,青蛙连衣服也没穿。” Big fatty great happiness, immediately the feeling of finding the intimate friend: You said right, how I have not thought that Little Xuzi and Little Hezi, the clothes pants all took off/escaped.” 大胖子大喜,顿时一副找到知音的感觉:“你说得对,我怎么没想到呢,小徐子小何子,衣服裤子全脱了。” These Eunuch complaints looked at Zu An one, this boy hit a person who is down really awesome, if let sprinkle the family/home to find the opportunity, looked unable to torment to death you. 那些太监怨念地看了祖安一眼,这小子落井下石牛逼,要是让洒家找到机会,看整不死你。 come from Eunuch Xu Kun Rage Points + 444! 来自太监徐坤愤怒值 come from Eunuch He Tui Rage Points + 444! 来自太监何忒愤怒值 come from...... 来自…… But on the life is difficult to disobey, they know own Master to be subject to changing moods , right, in his brain does not have the good and evil concept accurately. 可上命难违,他们知道自家主子喜怒无常,呃,不对,准确地来说他脑子里没有善恶的概念。 Some companions had not once offended Crown Prince obviously, but Crown Prince spoke thoughtlessly to make the guard drag for a while fun to hit half dead him, in his opinion this not wickedness, but wants to try is the club hard or the bone of person is hard, for purely fun. 曾经有同伴明明没有得罪太子,但太子一时好玩随口就让侍卫把他拖下去打个半死,在他看来这并不是什么恶,只是想试一试到底是棒子硬还是人的骨头硬,纯粹为了好玩。 Naturally the whole Crown Prince is good to them, but needs to come following his strange thought that those do not have the eyesight vigor is not smooth, basic grave mound grass old tall. 当然整体而言太子对他们还算不错,只是需要顺着他古怪的思维来,凡是没眼力劲儿不顺的,基本坟头草都老高了。 Saw that several Eunuch start to take off the clothes bashfully, Zu An speechless, Eunuch takes off the clothes is really makes the eyes bleed, if Palace Maid were good. 看到几个太监忸忸怩怩地开始脱衣裳,祖安一阵无语,太监脱衣裳实在是辣眼睛,要是宫女就好了。 Mentioned also strangely, by this Crown Prince took care all was Eunuch, actually Palace Maid did not have. 说来也奇怪,这太子旁边服侍的全是太监,竟然一个宫女也没有。 He observes everywhere while spoke thoughtlessly to ask: Why do you make them study the azure leapfrog?” 他一边四处观察一边随口问道:“你干嘛让他们学青蛙跳呢?” The big fatty referred to the frog in nearby lotus flower pond: „, Just passed by here, hears a cry of piece of frog, I asked that their these frog are must call, they made them call to flatter my.” 大胖子指了指一旁莲花池里的青蛙:“哦,刚刚路过这里,听到一片青蛙的叫声,我问他们这些青蛙是自己要叫,还是他们让它们叫了来奉承我的。” Zu An blinks, makes half of talents to divide to be clear that they and their differences of his mouth, suddenly as pretty as fairies, this fellow brain circuit is really elegant. 祖安眨了眨眼睛,弄了一半天才分清楚他嘴里的他们和它们的区别,一时间惊为天人,这家伙脑回路实在是清奇。 He asked following the words of opposite party: How they replied?” 他顺着对方的话问道:“那他们是怎么回答的呢?” The big fatty is pointing at emaciated Eunuch said: Little Xuzi spoke of spring these frog to hatch to call.” 大胖子指着其中一个瘦弱的太监说道:“小徐子说到了春天这些青蛙孵化出来了就会叫。” Zu An thought that replied right, who knows that the big fatty then said: Really is absurd, saw me to come, the cries of these frog did not greet unexpectedly my, therefore I then punished Little Xuzi to make him study the frog to call to greet me, what a pity he could not learn the cry of frog, I made him study the azure leapfrog.” 祖安心想回答得没错啊,谁知道大胖子接着说道:“真是岂有此理,看到我过来了,这些青蛙的叫声竟然不是迎接我的,于是我便惩罚小徐子让他学青蛙叫着来迎接我,可惜他怎么也学不会青蛙的叫声,我就让他学青蛙跳了。” Zu An: „......” 祖安:“……” He swallows the saliva, looked that asked to several other people: They?” 他咽了咽口水,看向其他几个人问道:“那他们呢?” The big fatty also replied: „, I also asked Little Hezi afterward, he replied that naturally is they make the frog call to flatter my.” 大胖子又答道:“哦,我后来又问小何子了,他回答说当然是他们让青蛙叫来奉承我的。” Zu An thought that Little Xuzi has tried a wrong answer, others did not change a statement are silly: „Were why they also punished by you?” 祖安心想小徐子已经试了一个错误答案,其他人不改口才是傻:“那为何他们也被你罚了呢?” The big fatty replied panting in indignation: Originally I was very happy that I want to listen to the flattery of frog finally again, but their having no way makes the frog call radically again, what doesn't this deceive me is?” 大胖子气呼呼地答道:“本来我还很高兴的,结果我想再听听青蛙的奉承,可他们根本没法让青蛙再叫,这不是骗我又是什么?” Zu An: „......” 祖安:“……” Your this crowd of person such big sounds, these frog frightened ran off here naturally cannot call here. 你们这一群人在这里这么大动静,那些青蛙受惊了跑开了自然不会在这里叫了。 He sympathized looked at these Eunuch one, in booth such lord, no matter how replied that was wrong, but also was really pitiful. 他同情地看了那些太监一眼,摊上这么个主子,不管怎么回答都是错,还真是可怜啊。 That several Eunuch as if read out the meaning in his eye, each and everyone deeply had the same feeling to nod, thought that finally some people can understand our pain. 那几个太监似乎读出了他眼中的意思,一个个深有同感地点了点头,心想终于有人能理解我们的苦了。 Originally several people of also feel aggrieved he in one side hit a person who is down, now after on look, reduces to his malice greatly. 原本几人还愤愤不平他在一旁落井下石,现在对上眼神后,对他的恶感也大大减轻。 At this time the big fatty opened the mouth: Right, you, since came, said, these frog are must call to flatter specially my?” 这时候大胖子又开口了:“对了,你既然来了,也来说说,那些青蛙到底是自己要叫还是特意奉承我的啊?” Zu An: „......” 祖安:“……” If we had known this just did not talk too much to ask. 早知道这样刚刚不多嘴问的。 Other that several Eunuch each and everyone show the smile of taking pleasure in others' misfortunes, little guy, lets your cocky, immediately must take off the clothes and we jumps together. 其他那几个太监一个个露出幸灾乐祸的笑容,小样儿,让你嘚瑟,马上也要脱了衣服和我们一起跳了吧。 Sees him to hesitate did not reply that big fatty was somewhat discontented: I asked that your words, did not reply looks down upon me.” 见他一直沉吟不回答,那大胖子有些不满了:“我问你话呢,不回答是不是瞧不起我啊。” Naturally is not,” Zu An looked toward nearby pond, the corners of the mouth showed a self-confident smile slightly, these frog called naturally to flatter you.” “自然不是,”祖安往一旁的池塘看了看,嘴角微微露出了一丝自信的笑容,“这些青蛙叫当然是为了奉承你。” Big fatty great happiness: Haha, I said that definitely is this, did you call them to flatter several to listen again?” 大胖子大喜:“哈哈,我就说肯定是这样,那你叫它们再奉承几句听听?” Nearby several Eunuch look at each other one, almost smiles to make noise, does not know the youth who where comes, must talk too much to shift the Crown Prince attention, what to do now looks at him. 一旁的几个太监对视一眼,差点笑出声来,也不知道哪里来的愣头青,非要多嘴转移了太子的注意力,现在看他怎么办。 Good.” Zu An smiles, arrives at the pond, seems ordinary to the frog speech, fellow frog brothers, my friend want to listen to you to flatter his several, to the face, calling.” “好啊。”祖安笑了笑,来到池塘边,仿佛在对青蛙说话一般,“各位蛙兄,我这位朋友想听你们多奉承他几句,给个面子,叫一叫。” Side these Eunuch all smiled, how is this fellow sillier than Crown Prince? 旁边那些太监全都笑了,这家伙怎么比太子还傻? Naturally this saying they can only think at heart, without whom dares saying that but looks at the Zu An look with looking at a fool not different. 当然这话他们只敢在心里想,没谁敢说出口,但是看祖安的眼神就和看个傻子无异。 The big fatty actually as if saw the intimate friend, quickly rushes to side him: „Can you also with the frog speech?” 大胖子却仿佛看到了知音,急忙冲到他身边:“你还会和青蛙讲话?” Slightly understands slightly understands.” Zu An smiles modestly. “略懂略懂。”祖安谦虚地笑了笑。 Nearby Little Xuzi cannot bear finally: Lord, be not deceived by this boy, in this world who can with the frog speech.” 一旁的小徐子终于忍不住:“主子,别被这小子骗了,这世上谁能和青蛙说话呀。” Little Hezi deeply has the same feeling to nod: „Is, main......” 小何子深有同感地点了点头:“就是就是,主……” However his words have not said, suddenly in the pond resounded the frog sound, from the beginning also fragmentary, but the quick sound is getting more and more resounding, even is uniform. 不过他话还没说完,忽然池塘中响起了蛙声,一开始还零零碎碎,但很快声音越来越响亮,甚至整齐划一起来。 Their dumbstruck shifted to the pond, discovered that on the lotus leaf squatted completely various frog, probably in the pond all frog came out, is sounding in the Crown Prince direction, simultaneously that posture looks at each and everyone to be respectful, seems saluting general. 他们目瞪口呆地转向了池塘,发现荷叶上蹲满了各色各样的青蛙,好像池塘里所有的青蛙都出来了,纷纷朝着太子的方向鸣叫着,同时那姿势看着一个个恭恭敬敬,似乎在行礼一般。 --- --- Book friend 58674264 provides dragon embroidered costume Xu Kun, book friend goes home to provide dragon embroidered costume He Tui alone 书友58674264提供龙套徐坤,书友“独自回家”提供龙套何忒 Happen to needs two dragon embroidered costumes, arranges in turn, do not shut out is Eunuch, at least after following Crown Prince, actor's pay not few( **) 正好需要两个龙套,依次排下来的,别嫌弃是太监,至少跟着太子以后戏份不会少(**)
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