Zu Anhearsfacestupefied, healsoreallythinkscarefully, the frogindeedhas not worn the pantsto jump, logicalwizard.祖安听得一脸懵逼,他还真仔细想了想,青蛙的确没有穿裤子跳的,逻辑鬼才啊。Hewalkedfollowing the sound, noticesby the frontbasin a bigfattyto point atseveralsmallEunuchto reprove, thatcrowd of smallEunucheach and everyonelieon the ground, is practicing the frogmeritto be the samelikeOuyang Feng.
他循声走了过去,注意到前面水池旁一个大胖子正指着几个小太监训斥着,那群小太监一个个趴在地上,像欧阳锋在练蛤蟆功一般。Howeverlooked that theirexpressionlooks distressed, obviouslywas compelled.
不过看他们表情愁眉苦脸,显然都是被逼的。Thatbigfattyfaceroundish, in the foreheadslooksto disclose a notintelligentappearance.
那大胖子脸圆乎乎的,眉宇间看着都透露出一丝不怎么聪明的样子。„InInner Palacewhois so rampant?”Seeshimto teachtheseEunuchliketeaching the grandson, theseEunuchkowtowto beg for mercy, does not dareto revolt.
“内宫中谁这么嚣张啊?”看到他训那些太监像训孙子一样,那些太监只是磕头求饶,并没有一个敢反抗的。Sized upthatfattybodyclothescarefully, apricot, above can also see the decorative designs in a utensil of severaldragonsfaintly.
仔细打量了一下那胖子身上的衣服,一身杏黄色,上面隐隐还能看到几条龙的纹饰。Isn'tSovereign?
不会是皇帝吧?Zu Anoverruledthisguessimmediately, ifwhole worldfirstexpertis the appearance of thismental handicapchild, that others canbuy a tofuto kill.祖安立马否决了这个猜测,要是天下第一强者是这幅智障儿童的样子,那其他人都可以买块豆腐撞死了。Inhisheartmoves, thinks before , thesehearsay that about the Crown Princehears, canfreedom to come in and go out the manin the harem, bodyalsowear the clothes of yellowlikelyimperial robe, the status of opposite partywas self-evident.
他心中一动,想到了之前听到的那些关于太子的传闻,能在后宫中自由出入的男子,身上还穿着黄色像龙袍的衣服,对方的身份就不言而喻了。On the roadChu Chuyanandhehas mentioned, Crown Princerevered namecalledZhao Ruizhi, Zu Anto think that the parentsgavethisnametohim, hecan not retarded.
路上楚初颜和他提起过,太子名讳叫赵睿智,祖安心想父母给他取这种名字,他能不弱智么。„Well, that sidethatsmallEunuch, comesa bit faster.”At this moment, Crown Princehad seenZu An, extends hands and beckons.
“咦,那边那个小太监,快点过来。”就在这时,太子已经看到了祖安,伸手招了招。
A Zu Anfaceis speechless, did mysuchbigoverwhelming power, wherelook likeEunuch?祖安一脸无语,我这么高大威猛,哪里像太监了?Howevernow the safe/without matter, seizes the chanceto understand that in any casethisCrown Princedoes not have the fault.
不过现在反正无事,趁机多了解一下这个太子也没坏处。Thereforehewalkeddirectly.
于是他径直走了过去。OtherthatseveralEunuchstarevisitshim: „Bold, whoyouare, daresto rush to the Imperial Palaceinner courtyard?”
其他那几个太监直勾勾地看着他:“大胆,你是何人,竟敢闯皇宫内院?”Crown Princedoes not recognize the opposite party, buttheyare clearvery much, at presentthispersonpossiblyisEunuch, is difficultto be inadequateisassassin?太子认不出对方,但他们清楚得很,眼前这人怎么可能是太监,难不成是刺客?HoweverImperial Palaceexpertlikeclouds, guardssostrictly, how can assassincome in?
不过皇宫高手如云,守卫如此严密,刺客又怎么进得来?Theyworried that the opposite partyis the heir of someministerenters the palaceby the imperial edict, poursdoes not dareto call itassassindirectly.
他们担心对方是某个大臣的子嗣受诏进宫来的,倒也不敢直接称其为刺客。Zu Anis just aboutto explain that bigfattywas discontented: „Shut up, whichfrogwill speak?”祖安正要解释,那大胖子却不满了:“闭嘴,哪个青蛙会说话的?”ThatseveralEunuchlook the bittercolor, quicklyshuts the mouthclosely.
那几个太监面露苦色,急忙将嘴闭得紧紧的。
The bigfattythensaid: „Pants, the froghas not worn the pants, pantstaking off/escaping.”
大胖子接着说道:“裤子呢,青蛙可没穿裤子,都把裤子给脱了。”Zu Analsoadded: „Not is only the pants, the froghas not worn the clothes.”祖安也补充道:“不仅是裤子,青蛙连衣服也没穿。”Bigfattygreat happiness, immediately the feeling of finding the intimate friend: „Yousaidright, howIhave not thought that Little XuziandLittle Hezi, the clothespantsalltook off/escaped.”
大胖子大喜,顿时一副找到知音的感觉:“你说得对,我怎么没想到呢,小徐子、小何子,衣服裤子全脱了。”TheseEunuchcomplaintslooked atZu Anone, thisboyhit a person who is downreallyawesome, ifletsprinkle the family/hometo find the opportunity, looked unable to torment to deathyou.
那些太监怨念地看了祖安一眼,这小子落井下石真牛逼,要是让洒家找到机会,看整不死你。come fromEunuchXu KunRage Points + 444!来自太监徐坤的愤怒值!come fromEunuchHe TuiRage Points + 444!来自太监何忒的愤怒值!come from......来自……Buton the lifeis difficultto disobey, theyknowown Masterto be subject to changing moods, right, inhisbraindoes not have the good and evilconceptaccurately.
可上命难违,他们知道自家主子喜怒无常,呃,不对,准确地来说他脑子里没有善恶的概念。Somecompanionshad not once offendedCrown Princeobviously, butCrown Princespoke thoughtlesslyto make the guarddragfor a whilefunto hithalf deadhim, in his opinionthisnotwickedness, butwantsto tryis the clubhardor the bone of personis hard, forpurelyfun.
曾经有同伴明明没有得罪太子,但太子一时好玩随口就让侍卫把他拖下去打个半死,在他看来这并不是什么恶,只是想试一试到底是棒子硬还是人的骨头硬,纯粹为了好玩。Naturally the wholeCrown Princeis goodtothem, butneedsto comefollowinghisstrange thought that thosedo not have the eyesightvigor is not smooth, basicgrave moundgrassoldtall.
当然整体而言太子对他们还算不错,只是需要顺着他古怪的思维来,凡是没眼力劲儿不顺的,基本坟头草都老高了。Saw that severalEunuchstartto take off the clothesbashfully, Zu Anspeechless, Eunuchtakes off the clothes is really makes the eyes bleed, ifPalace Maidwere good.
看到几个太监忸忸怩怩地开始脱衣裳,祖安一阵无语,太监脱衣裳实在是辣眼睛,要是宫女就好了。Mentionedalsostrangely, bythisCrown Princetook careallwasEunuch, actuallyPalace Maiddid not have.
说来也奇怪,这太子旁边服侍的全是太监,竟然一个宫女也没有。Heobserveseverywherewhilespoke thoughtlesslyto ask: „Why do youmakethemstudy the azureleapfrog?”
他一边四处观察一边随口问道:“你干嘛让他们学青蛙跳呢?”
The bigfattyreferred to the frog in nearbylotus flower pond: „, Justpassed byhere, hears a cry of piece of frog, Iasked that theirthesefrogaremustcall, theymadethemcallto flattermy.”
大胖子指了指一旁莲花池里的青蛙:“哦,刚刚路过这里,听到一片青蛙的叫声,我问他们这些青蛙是自己要叫,还是他们让它们叫了来奉承我的。”Zu Anblinks, makeshalf oftalentsto divideto be clear that theyandtheirdifferences of hismouth, suddenlyas pretty as fairies, thisfellowbraincircuit is really elegant.祖安眨了眨眼睛,弄了一半天才分清楚他嘴里的他们和它们的区别,一时间惊为天人,这家伙脑回路实在是清奇。Heaskedfollowing the words of opposite party: „Howtheyreplied?”
他顺着对方的话问道:“那他们是怎么回答的呢?”
The bigfattyis pointing atemaciatedEunuchsaid: „Little Xuzispoke ofspringthesefrogto hatchto call.”
大胖子指着其中一个瘦弱的太监说道:“小徐子说到了春天这些青蛙孵化出来了就会叫。”Zu Anthought that repliedright, whoknows that the bigfattythensaid: „Really isabsurd, sawmeto come, the cries of thesefrogdid not greetunexpectedlymy, thereforeIthenpunishedLittle Xuzito makehimstudy the frogto callto greetme, what a pityhecould not learn the cry of frog, Imadehimstudy the azureleapfrog.”祖安心想回答得没错啊,谁知道大胖子接着说道:“真是岂有此理,看到我过来了,这些青蛙的叫声竟然不是迎接我的,于是我便惩罚小徐子让他学青蛙叫着来迎接我,可惜他怎么也学不会青蛙的叫声,我就让他学青蛙跳了。”Zu An: „......”祖安:“……”Heswallows the saliva, looked that askedto several other people: „They?”
他咽了咽口水,看向其他几个人问道:“那他们呢?”
The bigfattyalsoreplied: „, IalsoaskedLittle Heziafterward, hereplied that naturallyis they make the frogcallto flattermy.”
大胖子又答道:“哦,我后来又问小何子了,他回答说当然是他们让青蛙叫来奉承我的。”Zu Anthought that Little Xuzihas tried a wronganswer, others did not change a statementaresilly: „Were why theyalso punishedbyyou?”祖安心想小徐子已经试了一个错误答案,其他人不改口才是傻:“那为何他们也被你罚了呢?”
The bigfattyrepliedpanting in indignation: „OriginallyI was very happy that Iwantto listen to the flattery of frogfinallyagain, buttheirhaving no waymakes the frogcallradicallyagain, what doesn't thisdeceivemeis?”
大胖子气呼呼地答道:“本来我还很高兴的,结果我想再听听青蛙的奉承,可他们根本没法让青蛙再叫,这不是骗我又是什么?”Zu An: „......”祖安:“……”Yourthiscrowd of personsuchbigsounds, thesefrogfrightenedran offherenaturallycannotcallhere.
你们这一群人在这里这么大动静,那些青蛙受惊了跑开了自然不会在这里叫了。Hesympathizedlooked attheseEunuchone, inboothsuchlord, no matter howreplied that waswrong, but also was really pitiful.
他同情地看了那些太监一眼,摊上这么个主子,不管怎么回答都是错,还真是可怜啊。ThatseveralEunuchas ifread out the meaning in hiseye, each and everyonedeeplyhad the same feelingto nod, thought that finallysomepeoplecanunderstandourpain.
那几个太监似乎读出了他眼中的意思,一个个深有同感地点了点头,心想终于有人能理解我们的苦了。Originallyseveralpeople of alsofeel aggrievedheinone sidehit a person who is down, nowafteronlook, reducestohismalicegreatly.
原本几人还愤愤不平他在一旁落井下石,现在对上眼神后,对他的恶感也大大减轻。At this time the bigfattyopened the mouth: „Right, you, sincecame, said,thesefrogaremustcallto flatterspeciallymy?”
这时候大胖子又开口了:“对了,你既然来了,也来说说,那些青蛙到底是自己要叫还是特意奉承我的啊?”Zu An: „......”祖安:“……”If we had knownthisjustdid not talk too muchto ask.
早知道这样刚刚不多嘴问的。OtherthatseveralEunucheach and everyoneshow the smile of taking pleasure in others' misfortunes, little guy, letsyourcocky, immediately must take off the clothesandwejumpstogether.
其他那几个太监一个个露出幸灾乐祸的笑容,小样儿,让你嘚瑟,马上也要脱了衣服和我们一起跳了吧。Seeshimto hesitatedid not reply that bigfattywas somewhat discontented: „Iasked that yourwords, did not replylooks down uponme.”
见他一直沉吟不回答,那大胖子有些不满了:“我问你话呢,不回答是不是瞧不起我啊。”„Naturallyis not,”Zu Anlookedtowardnearbypond, the corners of the mouthshowed a self-confidentsmileslightly, „thesefrogcallednaturally to flatteryou.”
“自然不是,”祖安往一旁的池塘看了看,嘴角微微露出了一丝自信的笑容,“这些青蛙叫当然是为了奉承你。”Bigfattygreat happiness: „Haha, Isaid that definitelyisthis, did youcallthemto flatterseveralto listenagain?”
大胖子大喜:“哈哈,我就说肯定是这样,那你叫它们再奉承几句听听?”NearbyseveralEunuchlook at each otherone, almostsmilesto make noise, does not know the youth who wherecomes, musttalk too muchto shift the Crown Princeattention, what to donowlooks athim.
一旁的几个太监对视一眼,差点笑出声来,也不知道哪里来的愣头青,非要多嘴转移了太子的注意力,现在看他怎么办。„Good.”Zu Ansmiles, arrives at the pond, seems ordinaryto the frogspeech, „fellowfrogbrothers, my friendwantto listen toyouto flatterhisseveral, to the face, calling.”
“好啊。”祖安笑了笑,来到池塘边,仿佛在对青蛙说话一般,“各位蛙兄,我这位朋友想听你们多奉承他几句,给个面子,叫一叫。”SidetheseEunuchallsmiled, how is thisfellowsillier than Crown Prince?
旁边那些太监全都笑了,这家伙怎么比太子还傻?Naturallythissayingthey can only thinkat heart,withoutwhomdares saying that butlooks at the Zu Anlookwithlooking at a foolnotdifferent.
当然这话他们只敢在心里想,没谁敢说出口,但是看祖安的眼神就和看个傻子无异。
The bigfattyactuallyas ifsaw the intimate friend, quicklyrushes tosidehim: „Can youalsowith the frogspeech?”
大胖子却仿佛看到了知音,急忙冲到他身边:“你还会和青蛙讲话?”„Slightlyunderstandsslightlyunderstands.”Zu Ansmilesmodestly.
“略懂略懂。”祖安谦虚地笑了笑。NearbyLittle Xuzicannot bearfinally: „Lord, be not deceivedbythisboy, inthisworldwhocanwith the frogspeech.”
一旁的小徐子终于忍不住:“主子,别被这小子骗了,这世上谁能和青蛙说话呀。”Little Hezideeplyhas the same feelingto nod: „Is, main......”小何子深有同感地点了点头:“就是就是,主……”Howeverhiswordshave not said,suddenlyin the pondresounded the frogsound, from the beginningalsofragmentary, but the quicksoundis getting more and more resounding, evenis uniform.
不过他话还没说完,忽然池塘中响起了蛙声,一开始还零零碎碎,但很快声音越来越响亮,甚至整齐划一起来。Theirdumbstruckshifted to the pond, discovered that on the lotus leafsquattedcompletelyvariousfrog, probablyin the pondallfrogcame out, is soundingin the Crown Princedirection, simultaneouslythatposturelooks ateach and everyoneto be respectful, seems salutinggeneral.
他们目瞪口呆地转向了池塘,发现荷叶上蹲满了各色各样的青蛙,好像池塘里所有的青蛙都出来了,纷纷朝着太子的方向鸣叫着,同时那姿势看着一个个恭恭敬敬,似乎在行礼一般。
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书友58674264提供龙套徐坤,书友“独自回家”提供龙套何忒Happen toneedstwodragon embroidered costumes, arrangesin turn, do not shut outisEunuch, at least after followingCrown Prince, actor's paynotfew( **)
正好需要两个龙套,依次排下来的,别嫌弃是太监,至少跟着太子以后戏份不会少(**)
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