IITMEOISC :: Volume #5

#402: Finally slow Shenhang has to draw a not too optimistic conclusion: Perhaps because is afraid his devil training, diamond that fellow outstanding family/home......

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slow Shenhang shows ‚hoped hears Qixiang’ the expression to her. 徐慎行向她露出了‘愿闻其详’的表情。 Another side beast ear girl because of not being able to endure the bitter taste of coffee lay down on the worn-out sofa, the tail drooped in one side, ‚I have only abandoned the dog’ appearance. 另外一边的兽耳女孩则早就因为吃不消咖啡的苦味而躺在破旧的沙发上,尾巴耷拉在一边,一副‘我已经是只废狗了’的模样。 „You, if plans to detour, perhaps also requires very long time, after all bypasses the distance of inhabited area to push directly into from the entertainment district to here of business district is much longer.” Green lie then said: „But if you can make the diamond learn the flight in a short time, I can treat as the wooden raft to give to you shutter in shop, then helps convince the diamond, making her draw the raft in the space to you, sends you to Gongyuan District.” “你们如果打算绕路的话,恐怕也需要很久的时间,毕竟绕过居民区的路程可比从娱乐区长驱直入到商业区的这里要长得多。”绿鬣这才接着说道:“但是如果你们能在短时间里让金刚学会飞行的话,那我可以将店里的门板当做木筏送给你们,然后帮忙说服金刚,让她在天上给你们拉筏子,送你们去公园区。” Listens to her words, slow Shenhang pondered over after several seconds, looked to nearby charge big black. 听完她的话,徐慎行思忖了数秒后,看向了正在一旁充电的大黑。 Latter's camera is staring at slow Shenhang, then says: „Does Mr. slow, you want to go to bathroom? I can plan the recent restroom route for you.” 后者的摄像头盯着徐慎行,然后开口说道:“徐先生,您想要上厕所吗？我可以为您规划最近的厕所路线。” „It is not!” slow Shenhang sighed reluctantly, felt oneself too overestimated the greatly black intelligence, therefore can only open the mouth to ask: „Detours to go to Gongyuan District from here, is really longer than the road that we did take for these days?” “才不是！”徐慎行无奈地叹了口气,觉得自己果然还是太高估大黑的智能了,于是只能开口问道:“从这里绕路去公园区,真的比我们这几天走的路更长吗？” „Is submitting your issue to the customer service, please later...... Error. Submits...... Error, the customer service is being busy, the search local area helps the clause, the failure, conducts , since the machine operation and database judged that after......” has greatly black very much the style mumbled the moment, this then replies: „Showed through the 75 th edition of fine school land chart survey, circles the distance that the inhabited area walks is we at present over three times of walk distance.” “正在将您的问题提交给客服,请稍后……Error。重新提交……Error,客服正忙,查找本地帮助条目,失败,进行自机运算与数据库判断……”大黑很有自己风格地嘟囔了片刻后,这才接着回答道:“通过第75版精校地图测算显示,绕居民区行走的路程是我们目前行走路程的三倍以上。” „Well, small black will speak......” green lie to be startled slightly, before restoring, that languid appearance: „Ok, has nothing surprisedly. Compared with this, your answer?” “咦,小黑原来会说话吗……”绿鬣微微吃惊了一下,就恢复到了之前那副懒洋洋的模样:“算了,也没什么可惊讶的。比起这个,你的答案呢？” „Good, I comply with your proposal for the time being, but we are impossible to stay here endlessly, therefore most day, if within one day, she absolutely does not have the clue, I can only judge the means of detouring are more realistic to leave here.” “好吧,我就姑且答应你的提案,只不过我们也不可能无休止留在这里,所以最多一天,如果一天之内,她完全没有头绪的话,那我就只能判断绕路的办法更加现实而离开这里。” A slow Shenhang then broker face said. 徐慎行这才一副市侩脸地说道。 „Is conscientious in discharging official duties, I understood.” Green lie has not demanded, nods on the contrary, approved slow Shenhang view. “公事公办,我理解。”绿鬣也没有强求,反倒是点点头,认可了徐慎行的说法。 Therefore revealed on genial smile slow Shenhang and face no expression, but accidental/surprised somewhat fearful green lie have turned head together, looked to the diamond. 于是露出了和善笑容的徐慎行和脸上没啥表情,但意外的有些可怕的绿鬣就一起扭过头,看向了金刚。 Has not noticed that theater box to reach the agreement, is trembling in the diamond of stealing food coffee bean, the entire bird thought that as if has a cold air to flee along the back upward...... 没有注意到那厢已经达成了协议,正在偷吃咖啡豆的金刚哆嗦了一下,整个鸟都觉得似乎有股寒气正在沿着脊背往上窜…… …… …… …… …… „Hey hey hey-!” “噫噫噫-！” The diamond stand near the cliff, looks at the scene of following huge waves pound agaist the shore, the face under was white: „What did I make the mistake? Is the food eats were too many? Stole food that thing the reason of named coffee bean? I change, I change is not good!” 金刚站在悬崖边,看着下面惊涛拍岸的景象,脸都下白了:“我做错了什么吗？是饭吃的太多了吗？是偷吃了那个叫咖啡豆的东西的缘故吗？我改,我改还不行吗！” „Pitifully all are too late! How now regardless of you weep and wail......, this lines are not probably right.” slow Shenhang rubbed own face, lets almost routine who pretends villain to retrieve to help the opposite party ‚conscience’, have a strong sense of righteousness said: „Actually I am also very grieved, but in order to makes you learn the flight as soon as possible, has to do that.” “可惜一切都已经太晚了！现在无论你怎么哭喊都……啊,这个台词好像不对。”徐慎行搓了搓自己的脸,让差点习惯性装作反派的自己找回帮助对方的‘本心’,大义凛然地说道:“其实我也很心痛,但是为了能够让你尽早学会飞行,不得不这么做啊。” „Deceived people, you showed very joyful smile obviously!” “骗人,你明明露出了很愉悦的笑容！” „, You misread.” slow Shenhang continues to pretend the affectedly virtuous appearance: „Lion to train the small lion, will throw down the cliff them, lets them after the cut and bruised, understood that strong with independence, you look, our present actions actually almost are also a meaning.” “咳咳,你看错了。”徐慎行继续装作道貌岸然的样子:“狮子为了训练小狮子,会将它们丢下悬崖,让它们在遍体鳞伤之后,懂得坚强与自立,你看,我们现在的行动其实差不多也是一个意思。” „Strict sense,” one side big black makes noise to make up the blade suddenly: „Throws down the cliff to meet die the lion young child, the animal that does that is actually the eagle.” “严格意义上来说,”一旁的大黑突然出声补刀:“把狮子幼崽丢下悬崖会die,这么做的动物其实是老鹰。” „, Right -_-.” “哦,是吗—_—。” slow Shenhang is saying, simultaneously handle diamond trampling cliff. 徐慎行这么说着,同时一脚把金刚给踹下了悬崖。 Finally the opposite party naturally is how regardless to go all out to fan both hands to have no use, finally called out pitifully was falling into the water, thump thump ground submergence...... 结果对方自然是无论怎么拼命扇动双手都没什么用处,最后惨叫着直直掉进了水里,咕咚咕咚地沉了下去…… „Girl, fishes her.” “丫头,把她捞上来。” slow Shenhang patted the beast ear girl's small head, ordered to her. 徐慎行拍了拍兽耳女孩的小脑袋,向她下令道。 „Oh oh!” Therefore the beast ear little girl looked like found any fun game to be the same , one from the cliff vertical leapt, shortly after hauled back the ashore the diamond. “噢噢！”于是兽耳小女孩就像是找到了什么好玩的游戏一样,也从悬崖上一纵跃下,没多久就把金刚拖回了岸上。 …… …… …… …… „Hey hey hey-! Bountiful and bountiful I!” “噫噫噫-！饶、饶了我吧！” The place that this one group are at no longer is near the cliff, but is the ordinary seashore. 这次一行人所在的地点不再是悬崖边,而是普通的海边。 But the diamond is trembling holds one too to be not thick, tough very good coconut palm. 只不过金刚正瑟瑟发抖地抱着一棵不算太粗,韧性非常好的椰子树。 But the peak of coconut palm is a string. 而椰子树的顶端则系着一根绳子。 After green lie is the string, slow Shenhang they with tug-of-war, entrained to bend the trees to the sea level reversed direction through that string, probably a crossbow that wound up a clock the extreme was the same. 在绿鬣系好绳子之后,徐慎行他们就跟拔河似的,通过那根绳子将树木拽地向向海面反方向弯了下去,就好像一根上弦到了极点的弹弓一样。 „Sorry, I just reconsidered slightly, really the pure weightlessness crashes not to have the means to make you understand the feeling of flight, therefore this time key point, is ‚feeling of soaring’.” “抱歉,我刚刚稍微反思了一下,果然单纯的失重坠落没办法让你体会到飞行的感觉,所以这次的重点,是‘飞翔的感觉’。” slow Shenhang apologized to the diamond heartfeltly, in the diamond eyes, his appearance simply was just more fearful than the devil. 徐慎行由衷地向金刚道歉,只不过在金刚眼中,他这幅模样简直比恶魔更加可怕。 „Relieved, friends seems healthy, even if will use this thing should not be injured.” “安心吧,friends的身体似乎挺结实的,所以就算用上这个东西应该也不会受伤。” „Even if not be injured, but still ultra terrifying!!!” The diamond wanted to cry but have no tears, even frighten the hair become fluffy. “就算不会受伤,但是也超恐怖的！！！”金刚欲哭无泪,吓得连头发都变得蓬松了。 „, Right -_-.” “哦,是吗—_—。” slow Shenhang is saying, simultaneously pulled that rope directly. 徐慎行这么说着,同时直接拉断了那根绳索。 Therefore the diamond called out pitifully in the sky to draw not a beautiful parabola again, that type goes all out to fan both hands to have no appearance of use in the sky completely, does not know why always reminded slow Shenhang of the old mother hen...... 于是金刚就惨叫着再天空中划出了一道一点都不美丽的抛物线,那种在天空中拼了命扇动双手却完全没什么用处的样子,不知为何总让徐慎行想起老母鸡…… „Girl, goes to fish her.” “丫头,去把她捞回来。” Even if the opposite party decline sea, slow Shenhang has also tapped the beast ear girl's small head, the girl was still glad to run, approached the crash place of diamond with the dog-paddle roaming. 即便是对方还没落海,徐慎行已经拍了拍兽耳女孩的小脑袋,女孩也十分乐意地跑了过去,用狗刨式游向了金刚的坠落地点。 ...... Should not this girl the matter that slow Shenhang does now, it seems like regards meets the frisbee similarly and so on game? ……该不会这丫头把徐慎行现在做的事,当成看来类似接飞盘之类的游戏了吧？ „Mr. slow,” makes noise to say greatly black again: „Maltreatment animal is not good.” “徐先生,”大黑再度出声说道:“虐待动物是不好的。” „You made a mistake.” slow Shenhang continues to say seriously: „How I am helping the opposite party learn to fly! The so-called education is such!” “你弄错了。”徐慎行继续一本正经地说道:“我只是在帮助对方学会怎么飞行而已！所谓的教育就是这样的啊！” „...... Is this?” “……是这样吗？” „Yes!” slow Shenhang is serious, definitely replies. “是的！”徐慎行一脸严肃,十分肯定地回答道。 …… …… …… …… Facts showed, slow Shenhang educational mode basically also no egg uses. 事实证明,徐慎行的教育方式基本也没什么卵用。 Until the evening, the diamond still has not learned the flight. 直到傍晚,金刚依然没有学会飞行。 Moreover, moreover had some not too wonderful situation- dinner time, how green lie cannot find the diamond. 不仅如此,而且还发生了一些不太妙的情况-晚饭的时候,绿鬣怎么都没能够找到金刚。 Everyone searched for had not discovered the opposite party for a long time. 大伙儿搜寻了许久都没有发现对方。
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