IBSDAR :: Volume #3 待从头,收拾旧山河,朝天

#523: Farce


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The child always likes joining in the fun. 孩子总是喜欢凑热闹的。 Therefore, the music studio just one dozen, the entire classroom building boiled. 因此,音乐教室这边刚一打起来,整栋教学楼就为之沸腾了起来。 Each class welling up of students noisy crowd observes to the corridor on. 各个班上的学生们一窝蜂的涌到走廊上观战。 And some busybodies show an anxious to stir up trouble stance, unexpectedly in one side excited applauded to cheer. 其中有好事者更是摆出一副唯恐天下不乱的架势,居然在一旁兴奋的鼓掌欢呼了起来。 At present the distance reads time also about a half hours early, therefore most teachers have come to the office, is having the breakfast while is chatting. 眼下距离早读时间也就还有半小时左右,所以大部分老师都已经来到办公室,正一边吃着早饭一边聊着天。 Looked quickly, outside has the child to fight!” “快看,外面有孩子在打架!” And after a teacher hears outside sound, then arrives at the window to look immediately. 其中一位老师听到外面的动静后,便立刻来到窗边一看。 This looks to be serious. 这一看可不得了。 This teacher was frightened at the scene discarded the soybean milk bread in hand, then ran out of the office impatiently. 这位老师当场就被吓得扔掉了手中的豆浆面包,然后心急火燎的冲出了办公室。 Here, but capital attached elementary school! 要知道,这里可是首都附小! In the event of fight, the school must punish the concerned child not only, will also investigate teacher in charge responsibility of this/should child respective class and grade. 一旦发生了打架事件,学校不光要处罚当事孩子,甚至还会追究该孩子所属班级的班主任责任 Including Niannian, is bringing up the child who pushes and shoves to be possible on the corridor mutually not only then two, but reaches 7 or 8, therefore the nature of this matter has risen the degree that arrived assembles crowd for beating, will therefore cause such big stir. 包括念念在内,正在走廊上互相拉扯推搡的孩子可不仅仅只有两个,而是多达七八个,所以这件事的性质已经上升到了聚众斗殴的程度,因此才会引起这么大的轰动。 Their this is fighting in groups! 他们这是在打群架嘞! Stop!” “都住手!” What are you making?!” “你们在做什么?!” First the one who rushes to the scene is a sports teacher. 首先赶到现场的是一位体育老师。 The elementary school sports teacher and middle school sports teacher has the difference greatly, because often taught that the children make the calisthenics to radio music the reason, therefore teacher eyes recognized is a that child. 小学体育老师和中学体育老师可是大有不同,因为经常教导孩子们做广播体操的缘故,所以老师一眼就认出了为首那孩子。 Li tiger, stops to me!” “李虎,给我住手!” Li tiger leads him brothers more than three to push Li vigorously, therefore has not noticed the appearance of sports teacher hits in the corner. 李虎带着他的‘兄弟们’把李三多挤在墙角打的正起劲,所以根本就没有注意到体育老师的出现。 But at this time, has stood in behind draws Niannian of offset frame is actually takes a look at the arrival of Teacher arrived. 而这时,一直站在后面拉偏架的念念却是一眼就瞅到了老师的到来。 Has saying that this little thing is also smart. 不得不说,这小东西也是机灵。 Saw after the sports teacher appears, she then withdraws immediately backward several steps, is pointing at present this crowd of person righteous saying of: Teacher! They bully Li more than three! I am helping him!” 看到体育老师出现后,她便立刻向后退出了几步,然后指着眼前这群人理直气壮的说道:“老师!他们欺负李三多!我在帮他!” Until this time, several children have not noticed the appearance of sports teacher. 直到这个时候,几个孩子都还没有注意到体育老师的出现。 Stops to me!!!” “都给我住手!!!” Sees that some sports teacher vitality/angry. 见状,体育老师不禁有些生气。 After calls out, he then put out a hand to seize directly a child's ear, then clutched from the crowd this child. 一声暴喝后,他便直接伸手掐住了其中一个孩子的耳朵,然后生生把这孩子从人群中揪了出来。 Stands!” “站好!” Cannot move!” “不许动!” Dares to move to believe me again to pull out you!” “再敢动一下信不信我抽你!” The sports teacher violent temper, is impolite to these little devil. 体育老师也暴脾气,对这些熊孩子可是一点也不客气。 Under interference that in he clutch and tramples, Li tiger and his party of saw like the mouse immediately was cat-like, falls back on the one side, the peak builds the head not to dare to move again. 在他连揪带踹的干涉下,李虎一行人顿时就像老鼠见了猫一样,纷纷退到一旁,耸搭着脑袋不敢再动一下。 Li more than three figure somewhat were thin and small, in addition Li tiger and his party of mostly are the students of sixth grade, whom therefore sports teacher eyes distinguish is a victim. 李三多身形本来就有些瘦小,再加上李虎一行人大多都是六年级的学生,所以体育老师一眼就分辨出谁是受害者。 Which class child you are, all right?” “你是哪个班的孩子,没事吧?” Is saying, the teacher while Li three many pulls to the side, and helped him pat footprint dust. 一边说着,老师一边把李三多拉到身旁,并帮他拍掉了身上的脚印灰尘。 The elementary students fight, although somewhat has no sense of propriety, but is not too big concerned about their strengths, therefore Li more than three and no serious flesh wound. 小学生打架虽然有些不知分寸,不过碍于他们的力气都不算太大,所以李三多身上并没有什么严重的外伤。 But so, on the Li three many faces still exuded an unusual ruddiness even. 可即便如此,李三多的脸上也泛起了一层异样的红润。 How long it is estimated that could not want, this child will turn into a black and blue pig type...... 估计要不了多久,这孩子就会变成一副鼻青脸肿的猪头样了…… ...... …… Under the prompt intervention of sports teacher, this farce also drew to a close finally. 在体育老师的及时干预下,这场闹剧也终于落下了帷幕。 Afterward, including Niannian, all fight participants was carried Principal arrived by the teacher the office. 随后,包括念念在内,所有打架事件的参与者都被老师拎到了校长办公室。 Said, why can fight?” “说说吧,为什么要打架?” Today the nature of this matter is extremely bad, therefore can only personally function by the principal. 今天这件事的性质太过恶劣,所以只能由校长亲自出面处理。 arrived at this time, Li tiger and his party of realized actually finally own today to make anything. 到了这个时候,李虎一行人终于意识到自己今天究竟做了什么。 Therefore, after hearing the issue of principal, several children then seem like by the frost has hit eggplant result, does not dare to breathe the atmosphere. 因此,听到校长的问题后,几个孩子便像是被霜打过的茄子似得,连大气都不敢喘一下。 Teacher, me!” “老师,我来说!” The little fellows come to the principal office as the eyewitness of this event. 小家伙是作为此次事件的目击者来到校长办公室的。 She is a girl, in addition her younger, usually displays is also very outstanding, therefore the sports teacher sees Niannian's first, regarded her came the good student and good class leader who advised against the schoolmate to fight. 她是女孩子,再加上她的年龄较小,平时表现又十分优异,所以体育老师看到念念的第一眼,就把她当成了前来劝阻同学打架的好学生、好班长。 This is the natural advantage of top student. 这就是优等生的天然优势。 How even if Li tiger protests again, the principal will not believe his explanation, instead also thought that this little devil is incurable. 哪怕李虎再怎么申辩,校长也不会听信他的解释,反而还觉得这熊孩子已经没救了。 Thereupon, Niannian then under mean of principal favors, natural spoke the long and short of the story of matter. 于是乎,念念便在校长的有意偏袒下,大大方方的把整件事的来龙去脉讲了一遍。 Naturally, she stands in oneself angle is telling the story. 当然,她是站在自己的角度在讲故事。 In her angle of view...... 在她的视角里…… Li more than three radically are an innocent victim, with no reason at all after Li tiger and his party of stare, Li more than three can only silently endure Li tiger and his party of mistreatment. 李三多根本就是一个无辜的受害者,无缘无故的被李虎一行人盯上后,李三多就只能默默忍受李虎一行人的欺负。 How therefore regardless of today the principal investigated, finally should not investigate Li more than three on. 所以今天无论校长如何追究,最终都不应该追究到李三多身上。 Li more than three are innocent! 李三多是无辜的! Hears Niannian such after Li more than three argued forcefully, Li tiger and his party of immediately some are not glad. 听到念念这么为李三多强行辩解后,李虎一行人顿时就有些不乐意了。 Seeing only...... 只见…… Li tiger hit oneself child with the body gently. 李虎用身子轻轻撞了撞自己身旁的孩子。 Following close on, this child then seems like by arrived anything exciting as results , the opens the mouth that reddens all over the face argued: „It is not this!” 紧跟着,这个孩子便像是受到了什么刺激似得,不禁满脸通红的开口辩解道:“不是这样的!” Li more than three stole food my chocolate!” “李三多偷吃了我的巧克力!” I let his also me! He does not give!” “我让他还我!他不给!” Therefore, therefore we hit his......” “所以、所以我们才打他的……” Speaking of finally, this child as if also realized that dozen of people are incorrect, therefore his sound immediately low and deep. 说到最后,这孩子似乎也意识到打人是不对的,所以他的声音顿时就低沉了下去。 Sees that the principal has not actually started talking immediately, but looking pensive looked to Niannian. 见状,校长却并没有立即开口说话,而是若有所思的看向了念念 The principal wants to confront through both sides, thus clarifies the matter cause and effect, so that oneself can make absolutely the fair punishment. 校长原本是想通过双方对峙,从而将整件事前因后果弄清楚,以便自己做出绝对公正的处罚。 Who once thinks...... 谁曾想到…… After Niannian the principal looked at one, is very straightforward opens the mouth said: Chocolate is I gives Li more than three!” 念念被校长看了一眼后,却是十分耿直的开口说道:“巧克力是我送给李三多的!” Then, Niannian also somewhat is afraid the principal not to believe that therefore before then, received the matter of love letter and chocolate one and said. 说完,念念还有些害怕校长不相信,于是便将自己之前收到情书和巧克力的事情一并讲了出来。 Then good. 这下好了。 The child after hearing Niannian's told, one that the small cheek brushed on the red arrived ear, instantaneous was embarrassed not to dare to lift again. 那孩子在听到念念的讲述后,小脸蛋刷的一下就红到了耳根子,瞬间窘得连头都不敢再抬一下了。 „Do you name?” “你叫什么名字?” The principal is not asking Niannian, but is asking that unlucky unrequited loving. 校长并不是在问念念,而是在问那个倒霉的暗恋者。 I called, mine to name be Zhu Xing the rain.” “我叫、我叫朱星雨。” Which class?” “哪个班的?” Three years a class.” “三年一班。” At that moment, the principal understood the cause and effect of matter immediately. 那一刻,校长顿时就明白了整件事的前因后果。 Therefore, after waving lets Niannian and Li more than three leave in advance, the principal has then turned the head to Zhu Xing rain calm saying: Zhu Xing yu? You come.” 于是,挥手让念念和李三多先行离开后,校长便转过头对朱星雨一脸平静的说道:“朱星雨是吧?你过来一下。” Here has the telephone.” “这里有电话。” „Does your parents' telephone number know?” “你父母的电话号码知道吧?” Come, calls them......” “来,给他们打个电话……” After hearing a principal such saying, the child named Zhu Xing yu cried on ‘Wa’ one immediately. 听到校长这么一说后,名叫朱星雨的孩子顿时就‘哇’的一声大哭了起来。 Clearly, this child also knows that actually asked the guardian to mean anything...... 很明显,这孩子也知道请家长究竟意味着什么…… However all these, had no relations with Niannian. 不过这一切,都和念念没有任何关系了。 Li more than three and Niannian went out of the principal office shoulder to shoulder. 李三多和念念并肩走出了校长办公室。 At this time has started to attend class, therefore the entire campus restored the past tranquility. 这时候已经开始上课了,所以整个校园又恢复了往日的宁静。 Two people are silent. 两人沉默着。 Li more than three actually seem like thinks that suddenly arrived anything resembles to result, then a face serious said to Niannian: Thank you......” 李三多却像是忽然想到了什么似得,然后一脸郑重的对念念说道:“谢谢你……” This time, Li more than three do not have mystifyingly again called Leader Niannian, but earnest called her name. 这一次,李三多没有再阴阳怪气的叫念念班长,而是认认真真的喊出了她的名字。 Chen Nian. 陈念
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