ITDWTLTS :: Volume #6

#542: Wise often appear slow-witted Wang Xiaomeng


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Xia Xinyao that this issue asked heart jumped immediately. 这问题问的夏辛瑶顿时心儿一跳。 She cannot say, is because your first night time, I peep he to do farm work like the donkey in the bathroom diligently you, quite a while doesn't dislike tired? 她总不能说,是因为你们初夜的时候,我在浴室里偷看到他像驴子一样孜孜不倦地耕耘你,半天都不嫌累吧? In any case the donkey is the donkey, is stupid and stupid, therefore is not the word of praise.” Xia Xinyao is perfunctory. “反正驴子就是驴子,又蠢又笨,所以不是好话。”夏辛瑶敷衍过去。 Mother......” Xia Luoqiu some are not glad. “妈……”夏落秋有些不乐意。 „, But also protects the food?” “呵,还护食是吧?” Has the food to protect extraordinary Eh... 有食护了不起啊… The little misses are the little misses, knows that every day thinks the man. 小姑娘就是小姑娘,就知道每天想男人。 However what Xia Xinyao has to acknowledge, when Lin Xiaoxian talked about the daughter at that time that ray in eye, truly made one look very... very... 不过夏辛瑶不得不承认的是,林小贤当时谈到女儿时眼里的那种光芒,确实让人看了很…很… Mother ~ “妈~” Does?” “干嘛?” Ahem ~ “哼哼~” Xia Luoqiu sits up the body to kneel on the bed, both arms after the Xia Xinyao shoulder grasps her slowly, swings collects near her ear: 夏落秋坐起身子来跪在床上,双臂从夏辛瑶肩后缓缓抱住她,一摇一摇地凑在她耳边: Said that I protect the food... mother, actually do you envy very much?” “说我护食…妈,其实你是不是很羡慕啊?” Go away! What also impolite... do I envy? Envying your small girl is chatty with the man?” “走开!又没大没小…我羡慕什么?羡慕你这种小丫头跟男人腻歪?” „, Doesn't your ripe female want to be chatty with the man?” “哦,你们熟女就不想跟男人腻歪了?” Asking for it!” “讨打!” ~!” “呀~!” The Xia Luoqiu light the small foot is running away to get out of bed, Xia Xinyao swept one, remembers Lin Xiaoxian's that my girlfriend foot to come compared with your good-looking, sneers: 夏落秋光着小脚丫逃下床,夏辛瑶扫了一眼,想起林小贤的那句“我女朋友脚比你好看”来,不由冷笑一声: Xia Luoqiu, I discovered that you in some female staff with our company are the same, oneself are in love, starts various types to show off did not say, but also likes worrying about others' matter everywhere, wishes one could the surrounding everyone to discuss that an object accompanies her to frisk and scamper together.” 夏落秋,我发现你就跟我公司里有些女员工一样,自己一谈了恋爱,开始各种显摆不说,还喜欢到处操心别人的事情,恨不得周围每个人都谈个对象陪她一起撒欢似的。” Yeah! Mother your saying said right, originally my previous time also said that I read third-year university student, you should also glow the second spring... not, the first spring!” “哎!妈你这话说对了,本来我上次也说了啊,我都读大三了,你也该焕发个第二春…哦不,第一春了!” You are slowly bright. “你慢慢焕吧。 Xia Xinyao was saying sets out, barefoot, walks toward the bedroom outside. 夏辛瑶说着就起身,也光着脚,往卧室外走去。 Which does mother you go?” “妈你去哪儿啊?” Storage room.” “储藏室。” Un? What do you look for?” “嗯?你找什么?” In childhood pulled out your buttocks egg that stick.” “小时候抽你屁股蛋的那根棍子。” I made a mistake mother!” “我错了妈!” ...... …… On two building corridors mother and daughter are noisy, in a building living room, three lovable girl physique that wears the maid to install varies lies on the sofa, watches the television while looks at one toward the building. 二楼走廊上母女俩吵吵嚷嚷,一楼客厅里,三只身穿女仆装的可爱女孩儿身姿各异地趴在沙发上,一边看电视一边就往楼上望一眼。 And looks most industrious is blonde that the deep blue same eye winks once for a while two, is sparkling the sapphire same gloss. 其中望的最勤的就是金发那一只,碧蓝一样的眼睛时不时就眨动两下,闪耀着蓝宝石一样的光泽。 Especially when that to mother's and daughter's shouting in confusion sound, often transmits Lin Xiaoxian indistinctly three characters time, the ear of her elf same good-looking cannot bear gently earth movement. 尤其是当那对母女的吵嚷声中,不时隐隐约约传来“林小贤”三个字的时候,她那精灵一样好看的耳朵忍不住轻轻地动一下。 8 th.” “八号。” On nearby single-seat sofa, large size maid Monica is weaving the woolen sweater while summer Study, shouted toward 8 th, No. 8 hears sound turns the head to visit her. 旁边的单人沙发上,“大号女仆”莫妮卡正在趁着暑期学习织毛衣,朝八号喊了一声,八号闻声转头看着她。 Couple of days ago Lady was stranded in the elevator, Lin Xiaoxian also in the same place.” “前两天夫人被困在电梯里,林小贤也在一起。” „......” “……” Does not know why on the 8 th Teacher Monica must say this, still decides is looking at her. 八号不知道莫妮卡老师为什么要说这个,依然定定地望着她。 Your Chinese now study how?” “你的中文现在学的怎么样了?” A topic revolution, thinks suddenly on the 8 th, the opens the mouth sound clear brings a little dull milk air/Qi: 话题忽然一转,八号想了想,开口声音清脆中带着一点儿呆呆的奶气: Very slides.” “贼溜。” Un...” “嗯…” Has the self-confident appearance on the 8 th very much, is normal, after all also crossed was so long. 八号很有自信的样子,也正常,毕竟也过了这么久了。 Therefore you now, wants to repay a debt of gratitude?” “所以你现在,还是想报恩吗?” Monica asked this issue time, red hair 7 and black hair also turns the head to look at 8 th on the 10 th, seems interested in her reply very much. 莫妮卡问出这个问题的时候,红发的七号和黑发的十号也一齐转过头来看着八号,似乎对她的回答很感兴趣。 „......” “……” No. 8 silent a while, delicate such as a sugar piece lips nips, then catches the eye to stare at Monica, makes an effort to nod. 八号沉默了一会儿,细嫩如糖片儿的双唇咬了咬,然后抬眼盯着莫妮卡,用力地点了点头。 7 th and 10 th on one really so the appearance returned the head , to continue to watch the television. 七号和十号就一副“果然如此”的样子转回了脑袋,继续看电视。 „The server of Lady Corporation defends the System reconstruction how?” Monica's topic jumped. 夫人公司的服务器防御系统重建的怎么样了?”莫妮卡的话题又跳跃了。 Only misses 10%.” Raises hand on the 7 th. “只差10%。”七号举起手来。 10%, transform as the time, to 7 th is also a half hour of matter. 10%,转化为时间,对七号来说也就是半小时的事情。 Monica clear this point, therefore put out several red bills from the white skirt pocket before lower abdomen. 莫妮卡清楚这一点,于是从小腹前的白色裙兜里拿出了几张红色钞票。 In view of the fact that their cell phones are the non- intelligence, or intelligence, therefore does not have the mobile payment function, all expenses until now with cash. 鉴于她们的手机都是非智能,或者说过于智能,所以都没有移动支付功能,至今为止的一切消费都是用现金。 8 th, very long had not relaxed, goes out to rest.” “八号,很久没放松了,出去休息一下吧。” Although Monica as a result of expression intonation and other issues, spoke always the order tone to the student, but the 8 th eye still sparking, after receiving the bill forced in the own skirt pocket, gets down the sofa toward the entrance to run. 虽然莫妮卡由于措辞语调等问题,跟学生说话总有一种命令的口吻,不过八号的眼睛依然一阵闪亮,接过钞票塞进自己的裙兜里以后,下了沙发就往门口跑去。 Slow.” “慢。” Monica shouted gently, has turned the body on the 8 th, double back of the hand behind. 莫妮卡轻轻喊了一声,八号扭过身子,双手背在身后。 Fell.” “掉了。” Monica referred to the sofa, a small band-aid. 莫妮卡指了指沙发上,一块小小的创可贴。 Lifts hand on the 8 th, raised the own collar, inquired earnestly, seems like no discovery, raised the body white velvet continually pantyhose, was a little itchy. 八号抬起手儿,掀了掀自己的衣领,埋头打探了一下,貌似没有什么发现,又提了提身上的白色天鹅绒连裤袜,就有点儿痒痒了。 Therefore she walks, the band-aid threw into the trash can, prepares goes to the room to take a new time, to her recent holds on her hand on the 10 th, grasped a big band-aid from the own skirt pocket. 于是她走过来,把掉了的创可贴扔进了垃圾桶,准备回房间重新拿一个新的时候,离她最近的十号拉住她的手,从自己的裙兜里抓出了一大把创可贴。 Has ordinary, has transparently, has the cartoon, has ultra-thin... 有普通的,有透明的,有卡通的,有超薄的… All kinds, but has a common ground is the waterproofing. 五花八门,但都有一个共同点就是防水。 Chose a while on the 8 th, first chose a sponge baby subject, chose transparently, indecisive, intertwined really a while. 八号选了一会儿,先选了一个海绵宝宝主题的,又选了个透明的,犹豫不决,着实纠结了一会儿。 Simply with seem to be selecting clothes with the girl of boyfriend appointment. 简直跟像是出去和男朋友约会的女孩子在挑衣服似的。 Finally, she chose one classics original skin, goes into the bathroom sincerely, after fiddling with, ran up to the entrance again sincerely, just the small feet stopper to was in the black small leather shoes of belt/bring, was stopped by calling by Monica. 最后,她还是选择了一张“经典原皮”,笃笃笃跑到卫生间,捣鼓好了之后,再笃笃笃跑到门口,刚把小脚塞到系带的黑色小皮鞋里,又被莫妮卡喊住了。 Wait.” “等等。” „......” “……” Turns around on the 8 th again, although the overall feeling is still very calm, but in the eye that share slightly furious feeling was caught by Monica, making Monica also rare sips the lips lightly, has feeling that plants to suppress to smile: 八号再次转身,虽然整体感觉依然很平静,但眼睛里那股子些微气哼哼的感觉还是被莫妮卡捕捉到,让莫妮卡也难得轻抿双唇,有种憋笑的感觉: On a matter, you, if the light went out to play even, if other matter, took the ID card.” “就一件事,你要是光出去玩儿就算了,要是还有别的事情,把身份证带上。” On the 8 th suddenly. 八号恍然。 Other matter can only be repaying a debt of gratitude, that must take the ID card to look to him, otherwise he cannot let loose. 别的事情只能是“报恩”了吧,那的确要带上身份证给他看,不然他放不开。 8 th takes the ID card, this successfully goes out finally, arrives at the garage, wears slightly the big helmet, rode a black motorcycle to have the villa area. 八号就把身份证拿上,这回终于成功出门,来到车库,戴好微微偏大的头盔,骑着一辆黑色摩托车出了别墅区。 Therefore, on the avenue presented one to wear the maid attire like this, the foot steps on the lovable small leather shoes, build exquisite motorcyclist. 于是,大街上就这样出现了一个身穿女仆装,脚踩可爱小皮鞋,体型玲珑的摩托车手。 Although causes various passer-by types to focus attention on, in the city that Chengdu City this coser runs everywhere, pours does not calculate that shocks everybody. 虽然引得路人各种注目,不过在蓉城这种coser遍地跑的城市,倒也不算太惊世骇俗。 ----- ----- Before long, this maid motorcycle stopped before a peaceful community yard. 不一会儿,这辆女仆摩托车停在了一座安静的小区大院前。 The petite body gets out, the black helmet actually still on the head, causing entrance one was shorter than head a attention of little girl her. 娇小的身躯下了车,黑色的头盔却还在脑袋上,引起了门口一个比她矮一个头的小女孩儿的注意。 The little girl rides in big yellow dog body, opens the eye of round to stare to stare at her, even if attracts the nasal mucus time is also, is very dedicated. 小女孩儿骑在一只大黄狗身上,睁着圆溜溜的眼睛直勾勾盯着她,哪怕吸鼻涕的时候也是,很专注。 You read the elder sister of junior middle school?” The little girl opens the mouth suddenly. “你是读初中的姐姐吗?”小女孩儿忽然开口。 „......” The elder sister of doubtful junior high pupil has not spoken. “……”疑似初中生的姐姐没有说话。 Junior high pupil, cannot ride the motorcycle.” “初中生,不可以骑摩托车哦。” „......” “……” Hey ~ “嘿咻~” The little girl gets down from big yellow dog body: 小女孩儿从大黄狗身上下来: I am Wang Xiaomeng, must read the younger sister of elementary school immediately.” “我是王小梦,是马上要读小学的妹妹。” Wang Xiaomeng started self introduction, and very conceals the goal that oneself show good will on own initiative: 王小梦做起了自我介绍,并且好不掩饰自己主动示好的目的: Junior high pupil elder sister, can show your helmet me.” “初中生姐姐,可以给我看看你的头盔吗。” „......” “……” The 8 th leg, will remove in the future half step. 八号的腿,往后撤了半步。 You look at the words of helmet to me, I will not tell the Sir, you are ride the motorcycle to come.” “你给我看头盔的话,我就不会告诉大人,你是骑摩托车过来的了。” After Wang Xiaomeng very proudly and threatens seriously, cited a positive/direct example: 王小梦很自豪且一本正经地威胁过后,又举了一个正面例子: „If Elder Sister Lin Xiaoshu, she will definitely look to me, she is also a junior high pupil.” “如果是林小书姐姐的话,她就肯定会给我看,她也是初中生哦。” Lin Xiaoshu... 林小书 8 th received half movement of retreat , revealed toward Wang Xiaomeng an ID card, sound of pleasant to hear still light cannot listen to what sentiment: 八号把后退的半步动作收了回来,顿了顿,朝王小梦亮出了一张身份证,好听的声音依然淡淡的听不出什么感情: I am not a junior high pupil, I am legitimate.” “我不是初中生,我已经合法了。” It is not the junior high pupil also has nothing greatly, forest Big Brother Xiaoxian or high-school student who Wang Xiaomeng knows, but is legitimate the view makes Wang Xiaomeng feel very high-level, has to shock. 不是初中生也没什么了不起的,王小梦认识的林小贤哥哥还是高中生呢,但是“已经合法”的说法就让王小梦感到很高级,心生震撼。 Oh...” “哇哦…” She grew up the mouth, pulled the Chinese rhubarb to run several steps toward side, spread out with 8 th. 她长大了嘴巴,牵着大黄往旁边跑了几步,和八号拉开了距离。 Lin Xiaoxian in several buildings.” Changes from guest to host on the 8 th, approaches Wang Xiaomeng. 林小贤在几楼。”八号反客为主,逼近王小梦 I... I did not tell you.” Wang Xiaomeng felt that 8 th is an unprincipled person. “我…我不告诉你。”王小梦感觉八号是坏人。 woof!” The stupid Chinese rhubarb is also. “汪!”愚蠢的大黄也是。 What person are you Big Brother Xiaoxian?” Wang Xiaomeng asked bravely, simultaneously observed periphery quick-wittedly has the Sir. “你是小贤哥哥什么人嘛?”王小梦勇敢地问道,同时机智地观察周围有没有大人在。 I am...” “我是…” 8 th is repays a debt of gratitude, Lin Xiaoxian is her benefactor, when she most starts to wander about destitute this strange state helped her. 八号是来报恩的,林小贤是她的恩人,在她最开始流落这个陌生国度的时候帮了她。 Although Seventh High time, she also helped Lin Xiaoxian, saved him. 虽然七中的时候,她也帮了林小贤,救了他。 However finds it not enough on the 8 th. 但是八号觉得不够。 Because rescues a life of person to her, was too relaxed. 因为救一个人的命对她来说,太轻松了。 But tries to help her these people to the present since childhood, only then Monica and Lin Xiaoxian have succeeded. 可从小到现在试图帮助她的那些人,只有莫妮卡和林小贤成功过。 He is my benefactor.” Traded a subject to reply Wang Xiaomeng on the 8 th. “他是我恩人。”八号换了个主语回答王小梦 Benefactor...” “恩人…” Wang Xiaomeng has looked in a recent knight-errant soap opera, but that was the ancient times, did the modern age have the view of benefactor? 王小梦在最近的一部武侠电视剧里看过,可那是古代啊,现代也有恩人的说法吗? I thought! I am also a benefactor!” “哦我想起来了!我也是恩人!” Wang Xiaomeng surprisedly and touches the head of Chinese rhubarb pleasantly surprised: 王小梦惊讶并惊喜地摸了摸大黄的脑袋: Mother said before, I am hungry and dirty Chinese rhubarb the roadside pick, I am the benefactor of Chinese rhubarb, you are also Big Brother Xiaoxian pick?” “妈妈以前说,我把路边又饿又脏的大黄捡回来,我就是大黄的恩人,你也是小贤哥哥捡回来的吗?” „......” “……” No. 8 felt that Wang Xiaomeng is not quite intelligent, but shakes the head gently. 八号感觉王小梦不太聪明,但还是轻轻摇头。 She indeed was also hungry and dirty. 她曾经的确也又饿又脏过。 First time without spear/gun, carried out quest to the mysterious Eastern state of language barrier, where No. 8 feeling that time she was not stronger than the Chinese rhubarb to goes. 第一次在没了枪的情况下,到语言不通的神秘东方国度执行任务,八号感觉那时候的她不比大黄强到哪儿去。 Then Lin Xiaoxian gave her 100 dollars. 然后林小贤给了她一百块钱。 ...... …… I before was the benefactor of Chinese rhubarb, but now did not seem like.” “我以前是大黄的恩人,但是现在好像不是了。” Wang Xiaomeng is very regrettable, benefactor is listening cool: 王小梦很遗憾,“恩人”听着多酷啊: Now the Chinese rhubarb is very happy, I now am only the master of Chinese rhubarb.” “现在大黄很幸福,我现在只是大黄的主人。” woof ~ “汪~” The Chinese rhubarb seemingly approved of very much, swings the tail. 大黄貌似很赞同,摇起了尾巴。 Shows neither approval nor disapproval on the 8 th. 八号对此不置可否。 She is very also happy, but is Lin Xiaoxian her master? 她现在也很幸福,可林小贤是她的主人吗? It is not, but in No. 8 brain the miraculous glow one presently, the feeling can be. 不是,但八号脑中灵光一现,感觉可以是。 She now, including the teacher Monica's master, is Xia Xinyao. 她现在,包括老师莫妮卡的主人,都是夏辛瑶 But according to the teacher, Lin Xiaoxian might become Young Master Lin in the future, becomes the Xia Family husband, when the time comes, wasn't he also the own master? 而据老师说,林小贤将来有可能成为林少爷,成为夏家的男主人,那到时候,他不也就是自己的主人了吗? So that's how it is...” “原来如此…” Suddenly had clear(ly) of being enlightened to become aware on the 8 th, this Wang Xiaomeng was wise often appear slow-witted. 八号忽然有了醍醐灌顶的明悟,这个王小梦原来是大智若愚。
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