Five jin (0.5 kg) small lobster, eats the table encircled 6 people. 五斤小龙虾,吃的时候桌边围了六个人。 Lin Family 4, Wang Family 2. 林家四个,王家二个。 „Good, you first this......” “佳,你先这样……” „This?” “这样么？” „Un, then pushes...” “嗯,然后一挤…” „Pushes...” “一挤…” ...... …… Study Committee Member does not know that the shell of small lobster peels so with effort, but after that type bares with great difficulty, forces in the delicacy of mouth quite to have the sense of achievement. 学习委员不知道小龙虾的壳剥起来如此费力,但是那种好不容易剥开之后,塞进嘴里的美味相当具有成就感。 Like considers as finished simply two class difficult problem finally untied refreshed! 简直就像算了两节课的难题终于被解开的爽快一样！ This feelings, Study Committee Member can only think at heart, definitely said embarrassed, will otherwise be ridiculed. 这种感想,学习委员只能在心里想想,肯定不好意思说出来,否则是会被嘲笑的。 By the Lin Xiaoxian ridicule, she can hit him. 被林小贤嘲笑就罢了,她可以打他。 But if also ridiculed by the husband's younger sister and Elder Sister Mu, thin-skinned Study Committee Member will be embarrassed one in the evening. 但要是也被小姑子和沐姐姐嘲笑了,脸皮薄的学习委员就会难堪一晚上。 „Elder Brother, ten three fragrances gives me one.” “哥,十三香的给我一只。” „How line... don't you of Hey? salty egg-yolk eat?” “行…诶？咸蛋黄的你们怎么不吃啊？” „Eats eats, Big Brother Xiaoxian, I all want ~” “吃啊吃啊,小贤哥哥,我全都要~” The Wang Xiaomeng small mouth is greasy, the small hand is also greasy, Lin Xiaoxian takes the toilet paper not to her to scratch well, always scratches half, other half finds the opportunity to wipe on the Elder Brother buttocks. 王小梦小嘴油乎乎,小手也油乎乎,林小贤给她拿卫生纸也不肯好好擦,总是擦一半儿,另一半儿找机会抹到哥哥屁股上。 Also no reason, yes felt oneself usually always come under attack, the elder brothers have not endured, wants to look for a balance. 也没啥原因,就是觉得自己平时老挨打,哥哥都没怎么挨过,想找点儿平衡。 ...... …… Eats the small lobster time, Lin Xiaoxian discovers the Mu Zhangqing special expense glove. 吃小龙虾的时候,林小贤发现沐长卿特别费手套。 „Looked that your shrimp has not eaten several, are more than shrimp shells with the waste glove.” “看你虾没吃几只,用废的手套比虾壳还多。” He counted the number, Mu Zhangqing has changed 34 gloves. 他数了数,沐长卿已经换了三四副手套了。 In front of Study Committee Member to be scolded by the nephew, Mu Zhangqing naturally is also somewhat embarrassed, hurries to explain: 当着学习委员的面被外甥数落,沐长卿自然也是有些不好意思的,赶紧解释: „Xiaoxian, this glove oil leak.” “小贤,这个手套漏油。” Oil leak? 漏油？ Lin Xiaoxian bares a section of white and tender shrimp tail to feed the Baby Jia mouth, turned the head to look under the hand of Mu Zhangqing: 林小贤剥开一截白嫩的虾尾喂进佳宝宝嘴里,转头瞧了下沐长卿的手: „Was glove gripped by the shrimp shells broken?” “手套被虾壳扎破了？” „It is not.” “不是。” Mu Zhangqing shakes the head: 沐长卿摇头: „I am not awkward.” “我没有那么笨手笨脚。” Study Committee Member hearing this, the small hand shrinks, inspected under the own glove quietly. 学习委员闻言,小手一缩,悄悄检查了下自己的手套。 Fortunately, she not clumsy. 还好,她也没有笨手笨脚。 But one table of six people, have after all clumsy, Wang Xiaomeng has been changing the glove afraid. 但一桌六个人,终归有笨手笨脚的,王小梦就已经在心虚地换手套了。 „Glove, although is good, is Xiaoxian, is quite strange, in my hand separates a while to start creamy...” “手套虽然是好的,可是小贤,好奇怪,我手上还是隔一会儿就开始滑腻腻的…” The Mu Zhangqing white and tender finger pinches to gather together is also separated, although does not have the wiredrawing, but exudes the point to lubricate up. 沐长卿白嫩的手指头捏拢又分开,虽然没有拉丝,但还是泛着点点油光。 „This is very normal, this type of disposable thin plastic glove, the oil member can penetrate, no matter you trade many, many will stain.” “这很正常,这种一次性的薄塑料手套,油分子本来就是可以穿透的,所以不管你换多少副,多少都会沾上一些。” Lin Xiaoxian made the popular science, then made a positive/direct example with Study Committee Member: 林小贤作了科普,然后拿学习委员做了个正面例子: „If you feared that the oil, can like the good, the left hand glove, the right hand with the chopsticks, be able dry and clear at least one hand to be the dry and clear condition, can facilitate to have the drink to drink the beer to take the cell phone.” “如果你怕油的话,可以像佳这样,左手手套,右手用筷子,就可以干爽至少一只手是干爽状态,可以方便喝饮料喝啤酒拿手机。” „So that's how it is...” “原来如此…” „To Ha...” “对哈…” Lin Xiaoshu and Mu Zhangqing comply, Lin Xiaoxian gave Study Committee Member to compare the thumb secretly, low voice boasts she: 林小书和沐长卿都照做起来,林小贤暗自给学习委员比了个大拇指,小声夸她: „Baby is really extremely bright...” “宝宝真是冰雪聪明…” Study Committee Member remains unmoved, he currently many honeyed words, will definitely have many bad idea and small trick in the evening, without her of belt/bring small hand towel in vain, has started the side. 学习委员不为所动,他现在有多少花言巧语,晚上肯定就会有多少坏点子和小花招,没有带白白的小方巾的她,已经开始方了。 ...... …… Finished eating the small lobster later activity to have the feeling of family/home. 吃完小龙虾之后的活动非常有家的感觉。 The Wang Family two children and Lin Xiaoshu play the game with the plate on the sofa together, the television no one looked, but has been opening as the atmosphere group, Mu Zhangqing, then starting to regard the doll to dress up Study Committee Member. 王家的两个小孩儿和林小书一起用平板在沙发上打游戏,电视没人看,但是一直作为气氛组开着,沐长卿呢,则是把开始把学习委员当成洋娃娃打扮起来了。 A while teaches her to put on make-up, a while to her the new clothes that tries various types to look. 一会儿教她化妆,一会儿给她试各种淘换来的新衣服。 The Mu Zhangqing clothes, Study Committee Member where can put on. 沐长卿的衣服,学习委员哪里能穿啊。 Therefore in the bedroom spreads various dialogues that once for a while made the person daydream. 所以卧室里就时不时传出各种令人遐想的对话。 ...... …… „Jiajia tries this, in the summer puts on just right, slightly strapless, especially qualify your collar bone good-looking girl.” “佳佳试试这件,夏天穿正好,微露肩的,特别适合你这种锁骨好看的女孩子。” „Was... is a little big?” “是不是…有点儿大了？” „... Did there wind up a little...... cough! to fall slightly chest front here...? Quite lovable ~ powder powder...” “呃…那里把胸前这里稍微卷紧一点儿……诶诶！掉出来了…呀？好可爱哦~粉粉的呢…” „Elder Sister Mu you... you... low voice point Eh...” “沐姐姐你…你…小声点儿啊…” „Un? What fears, hasn't Xiaoxian looked?” “嗯？怕什么,小贤难道没看过？” „It is not... you... this clothes does not suit me.” “不是…你…这套衣服不适合我。” „Oh oh, that this set...” “哦哦,那就这套…” „This is...?” “这个是…？” „Un, when the weather was hot, our approximately time swims together, ahead of time tries this ~” “嗯,等天儿热了,我们一起约个时间去游泳,提前试试这个吧~” „Wait! This... this is not two strings! Elder Sister Mu, I...” “等等！这个…这不就是两根绳子么！沐姐姐,我…” „Aha... embarrassed with mistakenly, occasionally this is... un... I the wear plays...” “啊哈哈…不好意思拿错了,这是…嗯…我偶尔穿着玩的…” Plays? 玩？ Plays with whom? 和谁玩？ The Study Committee Member small head is dumbstruck, feared that has no way to ponder these issues, Lin Xiaoxian carries one cup of scented tea to sip, actually listens with great interest. 学习委员小脑瓜已经发懵,怕是没法思考这些问题,门外的林小贤端着一杯香茶抿着,倒是听的津津有味。 „Elder Brother.” “哥。” „?” “？” Lin Xiaoxian turns the head, Lin Xiaoshu on sofa gave the thumb downward hand signal toward him: 林小贤转头,沙发上的林小书朝他比了个大拇指向下的手势: „pervert.” “变态。” Wang Xiaomeng also follows the joining in the fun gesture: 王小梦也跟着凑热闹比划: „Hee hee Big Brother Xiaoxian pervert!” “嘻嘻~小贤哥哥变态！” „???” “？？？” A Lin Xiaoxian brow vertical stroke, imitated Auntie Wang to make a movement that to Wang Xiaomeng wielded the palm of the hand, looks at the Wang Xiaomeng body to shake, covers the small buttocks not to begin conversation. 林小贤眉头一竖,模仿王阿姨对王小梦做了个挥巴掌的动作,看得王小梦身子一抖,捂住小屁股不开腔了。 „Elder Brother, if you thought that listens secretly the girl is not pervert, I listens on quibbling under?” “哥,如果你觉得偷听女孩子不是变态的话,就狡辩下我听听？” „Xiaoshu, although you were a big miss, but grew up does not mean the rebel, must respect to your elder brother is quite a little good.” “小书,虽然你是大姑娘了,但是长大不意味着叛逆,对你哥还是要尊敬一点儿比较好。” „Good...... not to respect well.” “好好好……不就尊敬嘛。” Lin Xiaoshu drags the major tone, the vision to move back on iPad screen, flashes through a cunningness: 林小书拖着长音,目光移回iPad屏幕上,闪过一丝狡黠: „So long as you think, the sister-in-law does not mind, Xiaoshu can respect you tonight.” “只要你想,嫂子也不介意的话,小书今晚就可以尊敬你。” „......” “……” This thread of conversation Lin Xiaoxian does not dare to meet, the face heat, returned to the bedroom. 这个话茬林小贤可不敢接,老脸一热,逃回了卧室。 Then, discovered a lump of charming snow white body on the bed. 然后,在床上发现了一坨妩媚的雪白躯体。 „?” “？” „Meow ~” “喵~” Some does not only know rag doll that is when smooth head pillow on air conditioning remote control, the tender body partly depends on, the furry big tail sweeps to sweep off in own body, like monster fox. 某只不知什么时候溜回来的布偶正把脑袋枕在空调遥控器上,娇躯半依,毛茸茸的大尾巴在自己身上扫来扫去,像极了妖狐。 „Did you drink the adulterated liquor?” “你丫喝假酒了？” „Meow......” “喵……” Lin Xiaoxian hugs to smell it, without wine taste, but there is a dog taste. 林小贤把它抱起来闻了闻,没有酒味,但有狗味儿。 today this bed sheet looked like first trades. 今天这床单看来得先换了。 Doesn't matter, the baby must live in any case tonight, originally is also to trade. 没关系,反正宝宝今晚要住,本来也就是要换一下的。 „Did you there the Chinese rhubarb, what make to others?” “你在大黄那儿,对人家做了什么？” „Meow...” “喵…” The Tuantuan / Dumpling bright blue big eye is very innocent, Lin Xiaoxian does not closely examine, makes Wang Xiaomeng go home to have a look directly, discovered that it scattered several to soak the cat urine toward the dog grain of Chinese rhubarb. 团团蓝汪汪的大眼睛很无辜,林小贤不追问,直接让王小梦回家看看,才发现它把往大黄的狗粮里撒了几泡猫尿。 Looks at the condition in room, should be the small scale a while. 看屋子里的状况,应该是小打小闹了一会儿。 Looked again the Chinese rhubarb lives not to have the condition of being possible the love, should fly a kite by flexible Tuantuan / Dumpling suffers crazily. 再看大黄生无可恋的状态,应该是被灵活的团团放了风筝疯狂折磨。 Auntie Wang and Uncle Wang play mahjong in downstairs, regarding this knows nothing, when they come back, Lin Xiaoxian raised the Tuantuan / Dumpling nape meat to accompany is not. 王阿姨和王叔叔在楼下打麻将,对此一无所知,等他们回来的时候,林小贤才提着团团的后颈肉去陪了不是。 ...... …… „Tuantuan / Dumpling...” “团团…” At this time is the night falls, when Study Committee Member finally also fruitfully to rub to Tuantuan / Dumpling, that sparkling small look, simply like photograph Su Yuan. 此时已是夜幕降临,学习委员终于也如愿以偿地撸到了团团,那亮晶晶的小眼神,简直就像拍照时的苏元一样。 „Tuantuan / Dumpling ~...” “团团~…” „Meow...” “喵…” „You are quite clever...” “你好乖哦…” „Meow Wū…” “喵呜…” „Xiaoxian, isn't Tuantuan / Dumpling probably how happy?” “小贤,团团怎么好像不高兴啊？” Just was confiscated the kitty of two boxes of catnip is not happy by Lin Xiaoxian is very normal, but Lin Xiaoxian cannot look that girlfriend to rub cat to rub did not enjoy oneself to the full, gripped the tail of Tuantuan / Dumpling to pinch directly quietly: 刚被林小贤没收了两盒猫薄荷的猫咪不高兴很正常,但是林小贤不能看着女朋友撸猫撸不尽兴,直接悄悄握住团团的尾巴一捏: „It possibly under hit, therefore is not happy...” “它可能是欠打了,所以才不高兴吧…” „Meow?” “喵？” Obviously suggested where Tuantuan / Dumpling can not understand, immediately arches the extrado full of energy, starts to rub the palm of Study Committee Member: 如此明显暗示,团团哪能不懂,立刻精神抖擞地拱了拱背,开始蹭学习委员的手掌: „Meow ~ ~” “喵嗷~~” Looks that the Study Committee Member pretty facial features stretch, a face the happiness, Lin Xiaoxian gave Tuantuan / Dumpling one „to calculate you knew the limitation” the look, then hugged the fragrant shoulder of Baby Jia to start to pat the rainbow fart quietly: 看着学习委员漂亮的眉眼舒展开来,一脸的的开心,林小贤给了团团一个“算你识相”的眼神,然后悄悄搂过佳宝宝的香肩开始拍彩虹屁: „Baby, you looked that Tuantuan / Dumpling saw you to be happy, your previous life possibly was also the cat, compared with Tuantuan / Dumpling good-looking ten times of that.” “宝宝,你看团团一看见你就高兴了,你上辈子可能也是猫,比团团好看十倍的那种。” „Hehe, Lin Xiaoxian, I saw to clutch its tail.” “呵呵,林小贤,我看见揪它尾巴了。” „This...” “啊这…” Lin Xiaoxian small embarrassed, Study Committee Member did not care , to continue to rub the rag doll mild-mannered fur/superficial knowledge: 林小贤小尬了一下,学习委员也不在意,继续撸着布偶柔顺的皮毛: „Really is also mysterious, Tuantuan / Dumpling can understand your threat unexpectedly...” “不过也真神奇啊,团团居然能懂你的威胁…” „Actually I have not threatened it.” “其实我没威胁它。” „Snort... added me to be obstinate argumentative, what are you?” “哼…还说我嘴硬,你这是什么？” „Really, the baby, actually, Tuantuan / Dumpling is a radical fights m......, therefore I clutch it, it happy......” “真的,宝宝,其实吧,团团是个扌斗m……所以我一揪它,它就高兴……” ??? ？？？ Study Committee Member the face was at that time black, then becomes flushed, pinches the Lin Xiaoxian's arm indignantly: 学习委员当时脸就黑了,然后又涨红,忿忿地掐林小贤的胳膊: „Lin Xiaoxian, whom you suggested!” “林小贤,你暗示谁呢！” „Hiss! Eiyo! yo yo...... I! I suggested me! I was the radical fight m... the words saying that here balcony was not convenient, the baby we first returned to the bedroom to pinch again slowly...” “嘶！诶哟哟哟……我！我暗示我！我是扌斗m…话说这里阳台不方便,宝宝我们先回卧室再慢慢掐…” „Who must go the bedroom with you, I... I said rests the sofa... yeah!... Wait, I have not taken a bath......” “谁要跟你去卧室了,我…我说了睡沙发…哎！…等等,我还没洗澡……” „Washes together washes together...” “一起洗一起洗…” ...... …… ...... ……