„Lin Xiaoxian your hateful very much, first knows bullies me!” “林小贤你可恶的很,一来就知道欺负我！” Study Committee Member that the cheek flushed have not drawn back sits near the table, originally is furious, but the split vision glances the light kiss mark on collar bone, shames, drew the neckband of T-shirt. 脸蛋儿潮红未退的学习委员坐在桌边,本来是气哼哼的,可余光瞟到锁骨上的淡淡吻痕,又不禁一羞,拉了拉T恤的领口。 „Baby, actually strict, is you first entices my...” “宝宝,其实严格来说,是你先勾引我的…” „Bah!” “呸！” The Lin Xiaoxian facial skin was too thick, this lie can say. 林小贤脸皮太厚了,这种假话都能说出来。 It is well known, Zhou Jia is not Gu Xiaoyan, is not Su Yuan, always cannot do this type not to know the bashful matter. 众所周知,周佳不是顾小颜,更不是苏元,是从来干不出这种不知羞的事情的。 But Lin Xiaoxian is very „grievance”: 可林小贤还是很“委屈”: „Baby Jia, you look at this weather, I come your family to look at you, you do not turn on the air conditioning, my heart unavoidably dry and hot anxious, therefore...” “佳宝宝,你看这种天气,我来你家看你,你都不开空调,我这心难免燥热不安,所以…” „Sufficed you, Lin Xiaoxian, you are lascivious!” “够了你,林小贤,你就是好色！” „Baby was polite, looked that you displayed a moment ago, you...” “宝宝客气了,看你刚才表现,你又何尝不是呢…” „You...!” “你…！” Lin Xiaoxian is smiling, Study Committee Member been mad does not want to refute. 林小贤嬉皮笑脸,学习委员被气的都不想反驳了。 Right, does not think! 对,是不想而已！ Not cannot! 并不是不能！ „You came to come, bringing two small lobsters to make anything.” “你人来就来了,带两只小龙虾做什么。” Study Committee Member turns on the air conditioning silently, is pointing at two in lunch box fellow who brandishes the tongs, seeming like and Lin Xiaoxian is equally bad. 学习委员默默打开空调,指着饭盒里的两只挥舞大钳的家伙,看起来跟林小贤一样坏。 Lin Xiaoxian shrugs: 林小贤耸耸肩: „Did you ask me?” “你问我？” „Otherwise.” “不然呢。” Study Committee Member whispered in a soft voice, Lin Xiaoxian understood, she does not know evidently Zhou Feng confessed all, or knows that does not want to acknowledge. 学习委员轻声嘀咕,林小贤就懂了,看样子她并不知道周峰把一切都交代了,或者说知道也不想承认。 Lin Xiaoxian moves it on the dawn by the sentiment by the principle: 林小贤就晓之以情动之以理: „Baby, you do not dare to eat the small lobster, how didn't that tell me ahead of time?” “宝宝,你不敢吃小龙虾,那怎么不提前告诉我呢？” Good, Lin Xiaoxian laid cards on the table, Study Committee Member face one red, is not obstinate argumentative, both hands hold in the lunch box, is staring at inside small lobster: 好吧,林小贤都摊牌了,学习委员脸一红,也不嘴硬了,双手捧在饭盒上,盯着里面的小龙虾: „I, if said what to do... you did not want me to go...” “我要是说了…你就不要我去了怎么办…” „Nonsense.” “胡说。” Lin Xiaoxian shakes the head, is pressing her shoulder gently, in the tone somewhat meaning of blame: 林小贤摇头走过去,轻轻按着她的肩膀,语气里有些责怪的意味: „Baby, old husband old wife, how can you also think like this?” “宝宝,都老夫老妻的了,你怎么还能这样想呢？” „That... you want me to go even, because if I will not eat the small lobster, you change other what to do? You, sometimes are very exaggerating, definitely obtains this matter dry/does...” “那…就算你还是要我去,如果因为我不会吃小龙虾,你就改成其他的怎么办？你这人,有时候就是很夸张,肯定干得出这种事…” This Lin Xiaoxian had no way to say anything, because indeed had the possibility very much. 这点林小贤没法说啥,因为的确很有可能。 „... The evening continues I alone, Elder Sister Mu and Xiaoshu they, when the time comes everyone because I alone could not eat the small lobster, followed to change the taste completely, that many not good Eh...” “…晚上又不止我一个人,还有沐姐姐和小书她们,到时候所有人都因为我一个人吃不了小龙虾,就全部跟着换口味,那多不好啊…” Lin Xiaoxian felt, this reason is Study Committee Member most was possibly worried truly, fears disgraced as for anything that Zhou Feng said that Lin Xiaoxian did not believe. 林小贤觉得,这个原因可能才是学习委员真正最担心的,至于周峰所说的什么怕丢人,林小贤倒不怎么相信的。 „Therefore I make Zhou Feng buy one to come back, from 0 starts the familiar under this thing, so as to avoid being looked when the time comes, everyone will care about me, done you eat do not enjoy oneself to the full...” “所以我就让周峰买一只回来,从0开始熟悉下这个东西,免得到时候被看出来,大家会顾及我,搞的你们都吃不尽兴了…” Study Committee Member told the cause and effect, sighed lightly, looks that the two small lobsters in lunch box worried: 学习委员把前因后果诉说出来,一声轻叹,看着饭盒里的两只小龙虾犯愁: „Xiaoxian...” “小贤…” „Un.” “嗯。” „Am I your side most troublesome girlfriend Eh...” “我是不是你身边最麻烦的一个女朋友啊…” „It is not , thinks blindly!” “不是,又瞎想！” It looks like in Lin Xiaoxian, own each girlfriends trouble. 在林小贤看来,自己的每个女朋友都麻烦。 Moreover the girlfriend are more, seems more troublesome, after all various some differences, Lin Xiaoxian must give dual attention completely will definitely feel trouble doubled and re-doubled. 而且女朋友越多,就显得越麻烦,毕竟各家都有各家的不同,林小贤要全部兼顾肯定就会感到成倍的麻烦。 But the issue is, such trouble, he is not repugnant. 可问题在于,这样的麻烦,他并不讨厌。 Those happy girls, each take are the dazzling pearls, now actually strings together the necklace, wears on own neck... 那么些个美好的女孩子,每一个拿出去都是耀眼的珍珠,如今却串成项链,戴在自己一个人的脖子上… Stains good fortune that this several cultivates, let alone the petty trouble, frequently does to be in chaotic situation, Lin Xiaoxian is also willing to undertake for them. 沾上这种几世修来的福分,别说鸡毛蒜皮的麻烦,就是动辄搞点儿鸡飞狗跳,林小贤也愿意为她们承担。 „Baby, we first overcome the small lobster together.” “宝宝,我们先一起克服小龙虾吧。” „How to overcome?” “怎么克服？” „Like such that you plan, boiled it, then eats to look.” “就像你打算的那样,煮了它,然后吃吃看。” Lin Xiaoxian tucks in the sleeve to carry two small lobsters, starts to run toward the kitchen, put out a hand to hold on by Study Committee Member: 林小贤撩起袖子就端起两只小龙虾,开始往厨房跑,被学习委员伸手拉住: „Wait.” “等等。” „?” “？” „I think under... un... did not eat them.” “我想了下…嗯…还是不吃它们了。” „Why?” “why？” Study Committee Member slightly hesitates, first warned Lin Xiaoxian: 学习委员略一沉吟,先警告林小贤: „Saying cannot laugh at me.” “说出来不许笑我。” „Relax, my freshman year military training time professionally-trained, no matter will not smile funnily.” “放心,我高一军训的时候受过专业训练,不管多好笑都不会笑。” Study Committee Member mumbled low voice: 学习委员就小声嘟囔道: „I only made Zhou Feng buy one, you had two to come, look to form a pair,... good, a little wants to raise them...” “我本来只让周峰买一只,你带了两只过来,看着成双成对,就…就挺好的,有点儿想养它们了…” „? Do you eat do not dare also to support?” “啊？你吃都不敢还养活的？” Lin Xiaoxian proposed: 林小贤提议: „Baby , to raise any small creature, doing a pair of goldfish is good, is forms a pair...” “宝宝要是想养点儿什么小动物,搞一对金鱼多好,也是成双成…” „It is not good!” “不行！” ? ？ Lin Xiaoxian is only freely spoken raises, the response of Study Committee Member is never expected that accidental, small mouth dug hard: 林小贤只是顺口一提罢了,没想到学习委员的反应意外激烈,小嘴儿都硬邦邦地撅起来了: „Other are good! The goldfish does not want absolutely!” “其他都行！金鱼绝对不要！” „Un un! Listens to the baby...” “嗯嗯！都听宝宝的…” „Snort...” “哼…” „......” “……” The Lin Xiaoxian heart said that the goldfish is not good is not good, how to give back to itself to roll the eyes? He is not the goldfish... 林小贤心说金鱼不行就不行呗,怎么还给自己翻白眼儿呢？他又不是金鱼… ----- ----- A pair of small lobster that the boyfriends buy, the girlfriend wants to raise well. 男朋友买的一对小龙虾,女朋友想好好地养下来。 Held such thought that Study Committee Member was putting some water toward the lunch box , before throwing one, was used to press the stone of pickled vegetable jug, in brief on, how to first raise then Baidu/hundred degree specifically. 抱着这样的念头,学习委员往饭盒里装了些水,扔了一块以前用来压泡菜坛子的石头,总之先将就,具体怎么养回头百度一下。 But Lin Xiaoxian changes mind thinks, felt that this exactly is also overcomes „small lobster phobophobia” the means. 而林小贤转念一想呢,感觉这恰好也是个克服“小龙虾恐惧症”的办法。 It is said raises the cat cat dog dog in the family, from the beginning family/home grandparent parents anything opposed, raised after afterward, kisses/intimate to the biological son biological granddaughter on the ratio, daily hugs in the bosom does not leave the hand. 据说很多养猫猫狗狗的家庭里,一开始家里的爸爸妈妈爷爷奶奶什么的都反对,都后来养了之后就比对亲儿子亲孙女还亲,天天抱在怀里不离手。 According to this phenomenon, the Lin Xiaoxian inference, Study Committee Member raises the small lobster is also a method of customer service fear. 根据这种现象,林小贤推断,学习委员养小龙虾也是一种客服害怕的方法。 Just... 只不过… Now raises, before raising the evening eats meal, does this time enough adapt? 现在养,养到晚上吃饭之前,这点儿时间够适应吗？ Tried to know, Lin Xiaoxian first a small lobster took, placed in the hand carefully, making Study Committee Member bump. 试试就知道了,林小贤先把其中一只小龙虾拿出来,小心放在自己手里,让学习委员碰一碰。 Then looks for the adhesive tape to tie up his pliers, places in Study Committee Member. 接着找来胶带把他的钳子捆住,放在学习委员手里。 „Iya! it... it is crawling...” “呀！它…它在爬…” „Do not fear do not fear, this thing outwardly strong but inwardly weak, pliers one bunch is a waste , like Li Chi, is the puffiness...” “别怕别怕,这东西外强中干,钳子一捆就是个废物,就跟李驰一样,属于虚胖…” Study Committee Member hear of being able help smiling, are angry hit his with a smile: 学习委员听的忍俊不禁,嗔笑着打他一下: „You, are not always proper, the Brother even/including malicious remarks said that added oneself do not go bad...” “你啊,就老是不正经,连兄弟的坏话都说,还说自己不坏…” „Woman like the hand and foot, the brothers is clothes.” “女人如手足,兄弟都是衣服嘛。” „Hehe, the original words are the woman such as the clothes.” Study Committee Member be relentless punctures his mouth to be colored. “呵呵,原话是女人如衣服吧。”学习委员毫不留情地戳破他的口花花。 „... The clothes are more important than the hand and foot, you look, isn't the disabled person not possible the streaking on the street?” “呃…衣服比手足重要啊,你看,残疾人也不可能在街上裸奔不是？” „......” “……” The good-for-nothings really can flicker, Study Committee Member did not argue with him, still left goes excessively, in knocked begins the back shell of small lobster, while muttered in a soft voice: 坏家伙真能忽悠,学习委员不跟他争辩,兀自别过头去,一边敲着手里小龙虾的背壳,一边轻声喃喃道: „Lin Xiaoxian, I am also your clothes...” “林小贤,我也是你的衣服么…” „It is not.” “不是。” Lin Xiaoxian looked Study Committee Member is suddenly proper, oneself are not careless, just wants to say anything is of pleasant to hear, Study Committee Member opens the mouth: 林小贤一看学习委员突然正经起来,自己也不吊儿郎当了,刚想开口说点儿什么好听的,学习委员又紧接着开口: „I know, the clothes in your closet are many, is somewhat expensive, some good-looking, somewhat comfortable personal, some are the name brand famous......, although I am not most expensive, is not most pretty, such that but Lin Xiaoxian, once said like me, which day you, if came across not the good matter, fell into the low point of life, the penniless was in rags, if at the appointed time you also led me in the side, can warm-up with me child, that I on too well satisfied...” “我知道,你衣柜里的衣服很多,有些昂贵,有些好看,有些舒适贴身,有些是名牌大牌……虽然我既不是最贵的,也不是最漂亮的,不过林小贤,就像我曾经说的那样,哪一天你要是遇到不好的事情了,陷入了人生的低谷,身无分文衣不蔽体,届时你若还把我带在身边,能够拿我暖暖身子,那我就太心满意足了…” „Baby Jia, but do not say like this.” “佳宝宝,可千万别这样说。” Lin Xiaoxian clutches at heart, supports her from the chairback gently: 林小贤心里一揪一揪,从椅背后面轻轻拥住她: „... You look at this atmosphere well, said some no doing?... Do not tell me, at this moment, you also feared what I do not want you and so on no sorrow is absurdly inadequate?” “…你瞧这好好的气氛,说这些有的没的干嘛啊？…你可别告诉我,事到如今,你还怕些什么我不要你之类的无妄之忧不成？” „... Does not fear, after all Xiaoyan also said that if you dare, her first cut you...” “…本来早就不怕了的,毕竟小颜也说了,你要是敢,她第一个剪了你…” „......” “……” Lin Xiaoxian crotch one cool, the face was at that time green. 林小贤胯下一凉,当时脸就绿了。 My goodness, that small seductress/evil spirit said that may be really ruthless enough... 好家伙,那小妖精放话可真够狠的… „...” “不过…” Study Committee Member, casts a sidelong glance spookily Lin Xiaoxian: 学习委员顿了顿,又幽幽瞟了一眼林小贤: „... today I also had a little to be worried..., yesterday was Sister Xia, today is Sister An, tomorrow will not know and come what elder sister...” “…不过今天我又有那么一点儿点儿担心了…唉,昨天是夏姐姐,今天是安姐姐,明天不知道又来个什么姐姐…” „Did not have not to have!” “没了没了！” Originally crux here, Lin Xiaoxian swinging resembles rattle-drum: 原来症结在这儿啊,林小贤头摇的像拨浪鼓: „Does not have any elder sister...? Not is right, the baby, that An Beixi she is not Eh...” “没有什么姐姐了…咦？不对不对,宝宝,那个安北溪她本来也不是啊…” „Without elder sister, then on aunt... Auntie An, Auntie Xia anything...” “没有姐姐,那就阿姨吧…安阿姨,夏阿姨什么的…” ??? ？？？ Lin Xiaoxian hear of reverential awe, raise the right hand: 林小贤听的诚惶诚恐,举起右手: „Baby, I pledged to the small lobster that An Beixi she really has no relations with me now, is pure sends slightly...” “宝宝,我对小龙虾发誓,那个安北溪她现在真跟我没什么关系,就是纯洁的发小…” „Has actually does not matter...” “有没有其实都无所谓的…” Study Committee Member pulls to grasp the right arm that Lin Xiaoxian holds up, the head leans on above, calmly is mumbling: 学习委员把林小贤举起的右胳膊扯下来抱住,脑袋倚靠在上面,静静地嘟囔着: „... Lin Xiaoxian, except for our three, I do not know that you in other outside many girls, you a girlfriend, the good could not always have borne worry was abandoned...... this in any case by you are the good issue, is not your, I said also to let you am clear about this point, making you not need to care specially, so long as made good stick your one each time slightly, adaptation in the past good......” “…林小贤,除了我们三个,我不知道你到底在外面还有多少其他女孩子,反正你每多一个女朋友,佳就是会忍不住担心被你遗弃……这是佳的问题,不是你的,我说出来也是为了让你清楚这一点,让你不用特别在意,只要每次让佳稍微黏你一阵,适应过去就行了……” ...... …… What is the murder executes the heart? 什么叫杀人诛心？ The murder does not know, but Study Committee Member these words executed the Lin Xiaoxian's heart, at the scene said Lin Xiaoxian face boiling hot, is filled with have a deficit, somewhat was shameful. 杀人不知道,但学习委员这一番话着实是诛了林小贤的心了,当场把林小贤说的老脸滚烫,满心亏欠,都有些无地自容了。 Several sweet talk coax, looks at the bosom satisfied quickly person again, Lin Xiaoxian had happy was also cannot stop feels anxious and feeling sorry. 几番甜言蜜语哄一哄,再一瞧怀里很快就满足极了的可人儿,林小贤心生甜蜜的同时也更是止不住地感到不安和歉疚。 How long finally has not known, when Study Committee Member calls out in alarm one „I do not seem to fear small lobster”, in the Lin Xiaoxian mind appears to hide the thing in old closet drawer same, plans to make a bold decision ahead of time... 最后也不知过了多久,在学习委员惊呼一声“我好像不怕小龙虾了”的时候,林小贤脑海里浮现出一样藏在老衣柜抽屉里的东西,打算提前做出一个大胆的决定…