ITDWTLTS :: Volume #5

#487: Which did the senior sister plum blossom go? ( 3000 )


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You look at this to be possible...” “您看这样可…” „It is not good.” “不行。” „......” “……” In some bakery, the sales clerk just opened the mouth to be broken by the pretty blonde woman at present: 某蛋糕店里,店员刚开口就被眼前漂亮的金发女人打断: Browning M1911 fore or front sight is Patridge, does this place have the skid resistant mark... Buttner? Soller Nicole...” “勃朗宁M1911的准星是Patridge,这个地方有防滑纹…巴特纳?索勒尼可勒哇…” ...... …… Blonde female's design to the cake has custom-made seemingly has the unreadable high request, to the accuracy of design also has especially holds to read, facial expression solemn and respectful , the mouth connected Japan , UK and Russia language directly, making several sales clerks in bakery all show such expression: 金发女子对蛋糕的图案定制貌似有着难以理解的高要求,对图案的准确性也有着格外的执念,神情一阵肃穆之下,嘴里直接交汇出了日英俄三国语言,让蛋糕店的好几个店员全都露出了这样的表情: () () But the expression of cake master is also no better: 而蛋糕师傅的表情也好不到哪里去: () () Then, in strange atmosphere that in almost all bakery staff is dumbfounded, the master put out the third 12 cuns (2.5 cm) sponge cake embryo, conducts to spread the decoration for the third time cautiously. 就这样,在几乎全体蛋糕店员工大眼瞪小眼的诡异气氛中,师傅拿出了第三块12寸的海绵蛋糕胚子,第三次小心翼翼地进行涂饰。 Right, before because of the blonde woman's denial, has abandoned two. 没错,之前因为金发女人的否定,已经废弃了两块。 Properly speaking, such guest, even if to abandon naturally the cake pays money, master still because will unable to endure such impervious labor requirement, but rejects will serve for it again. 按理说,这样的客人,即使会理所应当地为废弃的蛋糕付钱,师傅也会因为忍受不了这样不可理喻的劳力要求而拒绝再为其服务。 Not on how many trivial cake money? 不就几个区区蛋糕钱吗? Tosses about to toss about, who also cherishes? 翻来覆去折腾,谁还稀罕? ...... …… Right, the principle, indeed is such principle. 对,理,的确是这么个理。 However. 然而。 She gave is too many. 她给实在太多了。 Regarding abandoning the failure does, this mysterious blonde rich woman directly is two times to money, and is the prompt cash! 对于废弃的失败作,这个神秘的金发富婆直接都是两倍给钱,并且都是当场付款! Such day falling blood gains the business, who does not do, who simply is a bastard! 这样天降的血赚买卖,谁不做,谁简直是王八蛋! Was reasonable, this shop was a shop, usually the order of birthday cake was well below that the batch dispersed the cake bread that sold to make money. 讲道理,这家店本来就是小店,平时生日蛋糕的订单远远不如批量散卖的蛋糕面包挣钱。 But today met this, lets the sponge cake embryo that in the shop that batch of plans process directly, all had the opportunity and worth doubling! 今天遇到了这位,直接让店里那批打算处理掉的海绵蛋糕胚子,全都有了用武之地并且身价翻番! Therefore the shock turns over to the shock, turns over to strangely strangely, looks like in this bakery, the honored person of blonde women's eventually sponge cake! Is the honored person in entire bakery! 所以震惊归震惊,奇怪归奇怪,在这蛋糕店看来,金发女子终究还是海绵蛋糕的贵人!更是整个蛋糕店的贵人! Because does not know the bakery details, blonde female also guarding, so as to avoid the opposite party brushes experience with oneself, has become invalid to make the scrap money intentionally. 而因为不知道蛋糕店的“底细”,金发女子也还是“提防”了一手,免得对方拿自己“刷经验”,故意一直做废挣废品钱。 Therefore, before she expressed today 12 points , if can produce the satisfied end product, direct payment 10 times of prices. 于是,她表示今天12点之前如果能出满意的成品,将直接支付十倍价格。 Un... 嗯… So thought-provoking guarding way, fortunately this bakery indeed is not the bandits'inn, a sales clerk shouts toward a cake master immediately: 如此耐人寻味的“提防”方式,也亏得这个蛋糕店的确不是什么黑店,一个店员当即就朝一名蛋糕师傅喊道: Master king!” “王师傅!” Aii...” “哎哎…” Asked the shopkeeper to leave the mountain quickly!” “快去请店长出山!” ...... …… After one minute, is gray-haired, wears the Mediterranean hairstyle uncle of presbyopic glasses, throws over is exploding and old army green windproof coat, a face walked from the backstage indifferently. 一分钟后,一个头发花白,戴着老花镜的地中海发型的大叔,披着又爆又旧的军绿色风衣,一脸漠然地从后台走了出来。 Looks from the attitude of surrounding person, obviously he is a shopkeeper. 从周围人的态度上看,显然他就是店长。 Where is this shopkeeper sacred? 这店长是何方神圣? Monica does not know. 莫妮卡是不知道的。 But an inexplicable sixth sense thing, made in her eye the appearance slightly brighter, as if darkly had a sound to tell her: 但一种莫名的第六感般的东西,却让她眼中神采微微亮了些,仿佛冥冥中有一个声音在告诉她: This shopkeeper, is not simple. 这个店长,不简单。 ...... …… Shopkeeper, this guest...” “店长,这个客人…” „......” “……” Thinks that the sales clerk tries to go forward to explain the situation, but the shopkeeper waves directly, raises up the palm, suddenly had began the blade to fall astral to be fierce unexpectedly faintly, interrupted sales clerk's narration. 以为店员试图上前说明情况,但店长直接一挥手,竖起手掌,一时间竟隐隐有着手起刀落似的罡烈,打断了店员的叙述。 This detail, making Monica's look change again, raised a vigilance. 这个细节,让莫妮卡的眼神再次变化,升起了一丝久违的警惕。 Browning M1911, Azerbaijanian national flag.” The shopkeeper opens the mouth, the sonorous voice fine iron, without the sentiment fluctuates looks at Monica. “勃朗宁M1911,还有阿塞拜疆国旗是吗。”店长开口,声如洪钟精铁,没有感情波动地看着莫妮卡。 Yes.” Monica is also unemotional, but in the flash, the look has actually swept the whole body of this shopkeeper, seeks for any suspicious trace. “是。”莫妮卡同样面无表情,但在一瞬间,眼神却已经扫过了这位店长的全身,寻找任何可疑的痕迹。 However had not found. 然而并没有找到。 Browning M1911 before 1923, is a war has not made the improvement, Madame, if were that time edition, I thought that I can try to make as far as possible the fine detail, but...” “勃朗宁M1911在1923年之前,也就是一战的时候还未做改进,女士,如果是那个时候的版本,我觉得我可以试着做出尽可能精细的细节,但是…” The shopkeeper eyes narrow the eyes: 店长眼睛一眯: „..., if after is 1923 improvement edition that you request at present, my ability is limited, the needed high accuracy mounts in the flowered gun shop not to have, therefore before 12, cannot make thing that you want, if the woman insisted that please return.” “…如果是你目前要求的1923年之后的改进版本,恕我能力有限,需要的高精度裱花枪店里也没有,所以12前,做不出你要的东西,如果女士坚持,那就请回吧。” Shopkeeper...” “店长…” Shopkeeper waits!” “店长等一等!” This words fall, several sales clerks encircle immediately, xi xi su su: 此话一落,好几位店员马上围过去,窸窸窣窣: Shopkeeper, is her to give 10 times of Eh... “店长,做出来她给十倍啊… „The technology of shopkeeper is superb, the words of tool issue, I have the acquaintance! Now can take taxi to go to city south that high-end shop to borrow!” “店长的技术出神入化,工具问题的话,我有熟人!现在就可以打车去城南那家高端店借过来!” Yes the shopkeeper, 380 12 cuns (2.5 cm), being multiplied by 10 are 3800, my goodness, my one moon/month wages!” “是啊店长,380的12寸,乘以十就是3800,好家伙,我一个月工资呢!” ...... …… It is well known, the average per person 5000 wages only appear in average, 35,001 cakes, regarding here most sales clerks, were not a poor income. 众所周知,人均5000的工资只出现在“平均”中,3500一个蛋糕,对于这里的大部分店员们来说,都是一笔不菲的收入了。 Naturally, to Monica is not. 当然,对莫妮卡来说不是。 The wages that because Lady Xia pays to her are high, her own usual expense also low fearfulness, handles cake matter for the 8 th birthday, is willing the desert not to have the concept to spend freely. 因为夏夫人给她开的工资高,她自己平时的花销也低的可怕,也就是为八号的生日做蛋糕这种事情,才肯漠无概念地挥霍。 This spends freely, was misunderstood very wasteful odd wealthy family thousand gold (daughter) by most sales clerks. 这一挥霍,也就被大部分店员们误会成了很大手大脚的怪癖富家千金。 ...... …… Was needless to say.” “不用说了。” Shopkeeper facing sales clerks misleading, does not appear a little interest. 店长面对店员们的“蛊惑”,显得没有一点儿兴趣。 A cake brought for 3800 days to receive, to be honest, regarding a business not booming bakery, the shopkeeper was still hard even rejects its seduction. 一块蛋糕带来3800的日收入,说实话,对于一个生意并不景气的蛋糕店来说,就算是店长也难以拒绝其诱惑。 But this Mediterranean uncle is actually an exception: 可这位地中海大叔却是个例外: How Madame, does old Browning, you accept?” “怎么样女士,老款勃朗宁,你接受吗?” Monica slightly hesitates, nod: 莫妮卡略一沉吟,点头: Ok.” “可以。” Good.” “好。” With Monica's nod, the sales clerks naturally were joyful, the cake master to the shopkeeper the making way position, compared with 3800 cakes, was also interested in the craftsmanship of shopkeeper cheerfully probably. 随着莫妮卡的点头,店员们当然是欣喜了,蛋糕师傅也乐呵呵地给店长让开位置,像是比起3800的蛋糕来,对店长的手艺更感兴趣。 But Shopkeeper, is takes off the body obsolete thin windproof coat directly, reveals inside accident/surprise capable dark physique, fearful bullet hole that as well as three garish letting Monica pupils shrink. 而店长,则是直接将身上的老旧薄风衣脱了下来,露出里面意外精壮黝黑的体格,以及三个扎眼的让莫妮卡瞳孔一缩的可怕弹痕。 Really... 果然… The shopkeeper in this bakery, really not simple Eh... 这个蛋糕店的店长,果然不简单啊… Looks at his vigorous and resolute movement again, on the average not wonderful sponge embryo, quick presented half lifelike Browning M1911. 再看他雷厉风行的动作,平平无奇的海绵胚子上,很快就出现了半只惟妙惟肖的勃朗宁M1911。 „?” “?” „.” “。” The shopkeeper and Monica two people exchanged with the look, inquired, an affirmation, therefore the cake continued to manufacture, merely after 10 minutes, perfect mounting had the exquisite Browning pistol and birthday cake of Azerbaijanian national flag design, presented in Monica at present. 店长和莫妮卡两个人用眼神交流了一下,一个问询,一个肯定,于是蛋糕就继续制作下去了,仅仅十分钟后,一份完美的裱有细腻的勃朗宁手枪和阿塞拜疆国旗图案的生日蛋糕,就呈现在了莫妮卡的眼前。 Worthily is the shopkeeper!” “不愧是店长!” Shopkeeper awesome!” “店长牛比!” The surrounding rainbow fart follows immediately, but Monica also raises the cake after the hand, puts out the cell phone to prepare to pay as promised to reach as high as 3800 Yuan cake money. 周围的彩虹屁马上跟上,而莫妮卡也是将蛋糕提在手里之后,如约地拿出手机准备支付高达3800元的蛋糕钱。 However, what makes all accidental/surprised is, the shopkeeper resists Awesome this sum of money at the scene, and expressed that offers free of charge. 然而,让所有意外的是,店长当场拒绝了这笔钱,并表示免费赠送。 The sales clerks naturally are confuse, and puzzled, Monica is also the same, therefore in the eye pupil revealed more vigilant none. 店员自然是迷惑且不解的,莫妮卡也一样,于是眼眸里露出了更加警惕的精光。 Does not use such.” “不用那样。” The shopkeeper voice is still vigorous such as the battlefield general, but lowered slightly, as if said a person listens specially to Monica: 店长声音依然浑厚如战场将军,只是稍微放低了些,似乎专门说给莫妮卡一个人听: Browning, Azerbaijan, is proficient in the three-country languages..., tidied up the innumerable person, has seen the innumerable person, the vision was also naturally poisonous, people like us, returns to the tranquil life not easy... the woman, no matter you now are poor are rich, this cake is the blessing of encouraging each other, Wuda its inferior (Asia)...” “勃朗宁,阿塞拜疆,精通三国语言…呵,收拾了数不清的人,也就见过数不清的人,眼光自然也就毒了,我们这样的人,回归平静的生活不容易…女士,不管你现在是贫是富,这份蛋糕算是共勉的祝福,乌达其亚…” Last of shopkeeper is good luck Russian, at this time, in Monica eyes vigilant gradually abates. 店长的最后一句是“祝你好运”的俄语,此时,莫妮卡眼中的警惕才逐渐消退。 Good... 好吧… It seems like when her Chinese that learns expert in folk, there are has the feasibility. 看来她中文时学到的那句“高手在民间”,还是有相当具有现实依据的。 After silent moment, Monica looks at the shopkeeper, returned to one Wuda its inferior (Asia), then when seats the roadside anchors to be many Bentley, rides to be above mundane thoughts in the direction of Xia Family villa... 沉默片刻后,莫妮卡看着店长,回了一句“乌达其亚”,然后坐进路边停泊多时的宾利,朝着夏家别墅的方向一骑绝尘… ...... …… The experience in bakery, was Monica's one time may be called the fortuitous encounter. 在蛋糕店的这番经历,也算是莫妮卡的一次堪称奇遇了。 She does not know, own mistress also in suffering a fortuitous encounter, and on individual angle, magic. 只是她不知道,自己的女主人也正在“遭受”一场奇遇,且就个人角度而言,更为魔幻。 ------ -----— The dim light of night was also deeper, again in some uneventful bedroom... 夜色又更深了些,再次风平浪静的某卧室里… Well? What thing?” “咦?什么东西?” Lin Xiaoxian, the feeling bore by anything suddenly, put out a hand to touch, touches a shuttle buckle, pulled one set from the back suddenly already the bright qipao that untied to scatter. 被的林小贤,突然感觉背上被什么咯了一下,伸手一摸,摸到了一枚梭扣,才恍然地从背后扯出一套早已解开散落的碧色旗袍。 Un... 嗯… Words that did not remember incorrectly, Xia Luoqiu had said probably this qipao is Chief Xia is coming... 没记错的话,夏落秋好像说过这旗袍是夏总的来着… Luoqiu...” 落秋…” Um~ 嗯~ Why your today suddenly is thinking must wear the qipao?” “你今天是为什么突然想着要穿旗袍的呢?” This Eh... “这个啊… Xia Luoqiu is somewhat worn out, makes excuses is harming shaming: 夏落秋有些有气无力,支支吾吾地害着羞: Because decides is very sudden, then in online had not found anything to add to the fun,... felt you can like qipao anything...” “就因为下决心的时候很突然,然后之前在网上也没找到什么助兴的,就…就觉得你会不会喜欢旗袍什么的…” Therefore are you used to give boyfriend the qipao of your mother Sir adding to the fun? 所以你就把你母亲大人的旗袍用来给男朋友“助兴”啦? ...... …… Before had not felt, under this little while sage pattern thinks, Lin Xiaoxian wants to show off Xia Luoqiu is really a big filial daughter... 之前还没觉得,这会儿贤者模式下一想,林小贤不禁想夸耀夏落秋真是个大孝女… Then, Lin Xiaoxian has not seen the mysterious Chief Xia truth about the matter. 说起来,林小贤至今还没见过神秘的夏总的庐山真面目。 Who knows today, actually first looks at not the cheap qipao others this sets accidentally/surprisingly, with very not wonderful method spoiling... 谁知道今天,却意外地先把人家这套一看就不便宜的旗袍,用很不妙的方法给糟蹋了… ... 啧… Crime crime... 罪过啊罪过… Although said that the honor medal also has her daughter's half, but Lin Xiaoxian does not want really to leave behind anything above honor medal, if were known by Chief Xia, that consequence... 虽然说军功章也有她女儿的一半,可林小贤并不想在上面真地留下什么“军功章”,万一要是被夏总知道了,那后果… Hey...! 噫…! Lin Xiaoxian trembles, racket Xia Luoqiu buttocks: 林小贤打了个颤,拍拍夏落秋的臀儿: Luoqiu, this qipao... should you not smear?” 落秋,这旗袍…你应该没弄脏吧?” Snort, wants dirty is also not you smears.” “哼,要脏还不是你弄脏的。” ...... …… Actually two people said smearing is not quite the same. 其实两个人说的“弄脏”并不完全是一回事。 Plum blossom that contamination senior sister that Lin Xiaoxian is worried about drops, Xia Luoqiu thinks is actually dandelion that Lin Xiaoxian blows. 林小贤担心的沾染学姐落下的梅花,夏落秋想的却是林小贤吹出来的的蒲公英。 But no matter the plum blossom or the dandelion, Xia Luoqiu also inspected for the time being. 但不管是梅花还是蒲公英,夏落秋也还是姑且检查了一下。 Fortunately, without plum blossom, fragmentary dandelion. 还好,没有梅花,只有零零碎碎的蒲公英。 The dandelion may be better than to wash the plum blossom. 蒲公英可比梅花好洗多了。 This qipao said one set that mother most likes, cannot vanish with no reason at all, therefore Xia Luoqiu, even if this time feels somewhat improper, but must decide that must wash it also went back to say cleanly again. 这件旗袍说起来还是妈妈最喜欢的一套,不能无缘无故消失,所以夏落秋即便此时觉得有些不妥,但还得决定得把它洗干净了还回去再说。 Suspends the closet in any case, brushes to have the feeling, after all mother did not hate to put on, from buying only to pass through three times, now treats as a collection nature it directly, the possibility that in the future will put on the body was minimal. 反正只是摆进衣柜,刷下存在感,毕竟妈妈一直舍不得穿,从买来就只穿过三次,如今更是直接把其当作一个收藏性质了,将来会穿上身的可能性微乎其微。 However... 不过… Since there is a dandelion, that plum blossom? 既然有蒲公英,那梅花呢? On the quilt does not have Eh... probably 被子上好像也没有啊… Is she type that type does not bleed? 难道她是那种不流血的类型? Wallows the love Xia Mengmeng, this little while compared with mother's qipao, cares certainly about among the matter with Lin Xiaoxian, the doubts asked the matter of plum blossom. 沉迷爱情的夏萌萌,这会儿比起妈妈的旗袍来,当然是更在意和林小贤之间的事情,就疑惑地问起了梅花的事情。 Therefore, Lin Xiaoxian then smiles, gripped one, does not know a white towel when where changed... 于是,林小贤便嘿嘿一笑,攥出了一张,不知什么时候从哪里变出的一条白毛巾…
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