( Beginning has what numerous to plan the activity of monthly ticket, cannot understand, but sought, read but actually these days also in diligent share, wū wū.) (起点有个什么众筹月票的活动,看不懂,但是求一求,看在倒倒这段时间还蛮勤奋的份上,呜呜呜。) The monthly examination came finally. 久违的月考终于还是来了。 Before Lin Xiaoxian, in ancient well without ripples that in front of Chen Ming shows, once made Chen Ming think that installs the ratio. 林小贤之前在陈明面前展现的古井无波,曾一度让陈明觉得是装比。 But really tests, Lin Xiaoxian is still first examination place. 但真考起来,林小贤依然是第一个出考场的。 Chen Ming with examination place was suffered with him deeply, always when touch own ears and cheeks, seeing this scaled height of burst big overwhelming power to stand, completes an assignment. 跟他同考场的陈明就深受折磨,总是在自己最抓耳挠腮的时候,看见这个比高大威猛地站起来,交卷。 That spiritual pressure, if from Class Monitor Study Committee Member this established good student. 那种精神上的压力,要是来自班长啊学习委员啊这种老牌好学生也就罢了。 May come with be Four Fantasy Gods Lin Xiaoxian, makes Chen Ming feel that especially annoyed and agitated. 可偏偏来在同为四幻神的林小贤,就尤其让陈明感觉恼火和烦躁了。 ...... …… „Brother Xian! Are you also brothers!” Before testing the last principle synthesis, Chen Ming conducted angrily rebuking to Lin Xiaoxian. “贤哥！你还是不是兄弟！”考最后一堂理综前,陈明对林小贤进行了怒斥。 „Nonsense.” Lin Xiaoxian has held his shoulder, „not so? Do you want to be the wife to me?” “废话。”林小贤抱过他的肩膀,“不然呢？你想给我做老婆？” „Mother chicken! The labor pure man, can you roll?” “妈个鸡！劳资纯爷们儿,你能不能滚？” Chen Ming slides fast from his arm. 陈明飞快地从他胳膊底下溜出来。 Very skilled, because was played jokes upon by the surrounding brothers frequently like this, conditioned reflex. 很熟练,因为经常这样被周围的兄弟戏耍,条件反射了都。 „Brother Xian I you told that gets out of class the test, do you leave complete an assignment to be good early?” “贤哥我跟你说啊,下堂考试,你别那么早交卷行不行？” „Why?” “为啥？” „Looked bother!” “看的烦！” Chen Ming is agitated, pretty boy on hyperemia, done with fair and healthy-looking as: 陈明烦躁起来,小白脸就充血,搞的跟白里透红似的: „Do you really want to walk also good, do to me the choice question answer actually?” “你实在要走也行,倒是把选择题答案给我搞一搞啊？” „Oh, obviously Eh...” “唉,明明啊…” „Fuck!” “靠！” Chen Ming blurted out, then thought also the insufficient man, makes up an tone more intense word again: 陈明脱口而出,然后觉得还不够爷们儿,再补一个语气更强烈的词: „Gan! Called me Elder Brother Ming!” “淦！叫我明哥！” „Ok, Little Ming Eh...” Lin Xiaoxian is sincere, „this summer vacation ended is senior year, I suggested that your well Study, tested an undergraduate course, will otherwise assign the regret in the future.” “行,小明啊…”林小贤语重心长,“这个暑假完了就是高三了,我建议你还是好好学习吧,好歹考个本科,不然将来指定后悔。” „What regrets?” Chen Ming curls the lip, „my father said that cannot be admitted to a university, gives me the shop, his technology also passes to me, inherits the family property!” “后悔啥？”陈明撇嘴,“我爸说了,考不上大学,就把店给我,他的一身技术也传给我,继承家业！” „On your family that sauced food shop?” “就你家那个卤菜店？” „Right, one year can gain hundreds of thousands...” “对啊,一年能赚好几十万呢…” „How to say...” Lin Xiaoxian smacks the lips, „, when the business made the positive result, was on intimate terms, asks a little wife to live together very well, as for Chen Chen...” “怎么说呢…”林小贤咂咂嘴,“也可以,等生意做出名堂了,相个亲,找个小媳妇儿一起过日子挺好,至于陈晨嘛…” The Chen Ming ear moves, knits the brows afraid: 陈明耳朵一动,心虚地皱眉: „Brother Xian you do the wool, why suddenly raises her...” “贤哥你搞毛啊,突然提她干什么…” „It‘s nothing, gives free reign to the imagination.” “没什么,就畅想一下。” Lin Xiaoxian continues to give free reign to the imagination: 林小贤继续畅想: „When the time comes Chen Chen should be the same with us, the Study knowledge in the university, Study puts on make-up, after become more natural pretty, starts actively to join various types of splendid mass organizations, then knows tall rich and handsome in the mass organization, then...” “到时候陈晨应该就和我们一样,在大学里学习知识,学习化妆,出落的更加大方漂亮之后,就开始积极参加各种精彩的社团,然后在社团认识高富帅,然后…” „Sufficed!” “够了够了！” Chen Ming pulled out the ear, suddenly felt that giving free reign to the imagination of Lin Xiaoxian mouth, is bothersomer than the stance that he completes an assignment ahead of time. 陈明掏了掏耳朵,突然感觉林小贤嘴里的畅想,比他提前交卷的姿态还要烦。 Illegibly lowers the head again, having a look in the hand to be perfunctory slightly copies... 再低头,看看手中潦草敷衍的小抄… Has a look at day by day glowing with health Liu Wei and his Zheng Wen again... 再看看日益红光满面的刘伟和他身边的郑文… Finally has a look to look at actually lovable deskmate Chen Chen carefully... 最后看看仔细一瞧其实蛮可爱的同桌陈晨… „Chen Ming do you go?” “诶陈明你去哪？” „Procrastinates, review little while...” “临阵磨枪,复习会儿…” Looked at Chen Ming not to beckon with the hand to turn back the back on seat patiently, Lin Xiaoxian as if saw the illumination of correct path on his big ass... 望着陈明不耐烦摆手走回座位上的背影,林小贤仿佛看到了正道的光照在他的大腚上… ------ ------ After monthly examination, entire Class 7 is one piece is filled with sufferers according to the convention. 月考过后,整个七班按照惯例是一片哀鸿遍野。 If such that Teacher Zhang predicts, this topic difficulty is big, some extremely difficult topics obtained most people's consensus, one group of here several people just discussed that chooses B to choose C, does not need to ask that in three groups of people knows was saying which problem, immediately separates to talk big but do nothing one: 如张老师预言的那样,这次题难度大,个别极其难的题得到了大部分人的共识,以至于一组这边几个人刚讨论选B还是选C,远在三组的人不用问就知道在说哪道题,马上隔空喊一声: „Chooses A!” “选A！” „A?” “A？” „Fart! It is not B is C, you can roll.” “放屁！不是B就是C,你可以滚了。” „Master smiled, A that He Yuchao also chooses! Understands?” “爷笑了,何宇超也选的A！懂？” „Wool! Real false?” “毛！真的假的？” The accident that comes suddenly, making one group of here atmosphere solidify instantaneously, the discussion started to enter the next brand-new category, participation people seemed extremely tense, blushed white, nervous. 突来的变故,让一组这边的气氛瞬间凝固,讨论开始进入了下一个全新的范畴,参与其中的人都显得极为紧张,脸红一阵白一阵,忐忑的很。 In comparison, Lin Xiaoxian naturally was relaxed, racket shoulder of deskmate: 相比之下,林小贤当然是轻松了,拍拍同桌的肩膀: „Yuan'er, just Fang Sheng exploded the swearing to say unexpectedly ‚wool’ character, do we criticize him to be good together?” “元儿,刚刚方升居然爆粗口说了‘毛’字,咱们一起去批评他好不好？” „Lin Xiaoxian, are you are satirizing me!” “林小贤,你在讽刺我是不是！” Su Yuan does not stare at the hateful face that Lin Xiaoxian is smiling satisfied, did not shout the husband. 苏元不满意地盯着林小贤嬉皮笑脸的可恶脸,都不喊老公了。 „Where has?” “哪有啊？” After Lin Xiaoxian to a club, does not forget to give a sugar, immediately collects to praise her with intimate conversation: 林小贤给一棒子之后不忘给颗糖,马上凑过去用悄悄话夸她: „Wife, you are really good, is suspicious in the school is calling the husband.” “老婆,你真好,在学校里还偷摸着叫老公。” Su Yuan disdain hmph hmph: 苏元不屑地哼哼: „This also calculates sensible Eh...” “这也算懂事啊…” „How to calculate? Do you know? That someone, cannot I ask her baby... to be irritable in the school, does not have you to be clever.” “怎么不算？你知道吗？那个谁谁谁,都还不许我在学校叫她宝宝呢…可别扭了,一点儿都没你乖。” „Snort, knows well...” “哼,知道就好…” Su Yuan is self-satisfied, she naturally knows that who that „someone” is, that own is really is according to this logic more sensible than her... 苏元得意,她自然知道那个“谁谁谁”是谁,那这样说来,自己的确是比她懂事… Then, Lin Xiaoxian even/including explosion several rounds of sugar-coated bullets, naive Schoolmate Su Yuan was caught up, has not detected behind Lin Xiaoxian this upholstery „plot”. 接下来,林小贤又连轰了几发糖衣炮弹,天真的苏元同学沉醉其中,并没有察觉林小贤这一通铺垫背后的“阴谋”。 Finally, waits for being completely muddled that deskmate licks, beautiful after not being able to find the way, a Lin Xiaoxian thread of conversation revolution, a brow wrinkle: 终于,等把同桌舔的晕头转向,美的找不着北了之后,林小贤话锋一转,眉头一皱: „Well? Su Yuan, I suddenly discovered, probably the seat on class goes Seventh High before us is not quite same.” “咦？苏元,我突然发现,好像班上的座位跟我们去七中之前不太一样啊。” „? Do you notice?” “啊？你才注意到啊？” Su Yuan is surprised, husband good silly, feeling a while intelligent a while to be muddled? 苏元惊讶,老公好笨笨哦,感觉怎么一会儿聪明一会儿糊涂呢？ „Yes, the big pattern has not changed, but before Liu Wei, not in the first row? Now the second row? Did Sister Ma, how run up to my following behind? No wonder now is rarely harassed by her...” “是啊,大格局没变,但是刘伟之前不是在第一排吗？现在第二排了？还有马大姐,怎么跑到我后面的后面了？难怪现在很少被她骚扰…” The stupid husband had doubts cites several examples, Su Yuan gave him to explain patiently: 笨老公疑惑地举了几个例子,苏元耐心地给他解释: „You are silly, we go to Seventh High time, in the class also wants the monthly examination, the monthly examination ends to according to result changing positions set, traded twice, naturally before different.” “你傻啊,我们去七中的时候,班上也要月考啊,月考完要根据成绩换位置嘛,都换了两次了,当然和之前不一样了啊。” „Whiz! Originally is this!” “嗖嘎！原来是这样！” Lin Xiaoxian „being suddenly enlighted”: 林小贤“恍然大悟”: „That said, this monthly examination ended, can change position a time?” “那说起来,这次月考完了,也要换一次位置是吧？” „Un, yes.” “嗯,是啊。” Su Yuan nods, then the complexion concentrates, on the cheek surges the shock of pacing back and forth, felt anything instantaneously: 苏元点点头,然后面色一凝,脸蛋儿上涌起彷徨的震惊,瞬间感觉到了什么: „Lin Xiaoxian! Where you... you want to run up to go!” “林小贤！你…你又想跑到哪去！” „Cough cough...” The Lin Xiaoxian face heat, „Yuan'er... Precious Yuan... you first leave excitedly...” “咳咳…”林小贤老脸一热,“元儿…元宝…你先别激动…” „You had said that will not leave me again! You do not mean as one says! You... your scumbag!” “你说过不会再离开我了的！你说话不算数！你…你这个渣男！” The test classroom is noisy, „scumbag” two characters appears is not resounding, but still does not hinder in the class heart of heaviest Ma Weiwei Eight Trigrams (gossip) to raise the head suddenly, four next glance. 考完试的教室闹哄哄,“渣男”二字在其中显得并不响亮,但依然不妨碍班上八卦之心最重的马薇薇蓦然抬头,四下一阵扫视。 ...... …… „Sister Ma you how?” “马大姐你咋了？” „I hear to have the younger sister to curse scumbag probably.” “我好像听到有妹子大骂渣男。” „I took, your few anticipation star weekly, gave you daily the demon sickness...” “我服了,你少看点儿星周刊吧,天天给你魔症的…” ...... …… Takes a fast look around, anything has not seen. 扫视一圈,啥也没看到。 Really is the auditory hallucination? 难道真是幻听？ The Ma Weiwei doubts narrow the eye, only sees front front, Lin Xiaoxian crowds together with his ambiguous small deskmate, seemingly is covering her mouth anything, looks from the limbs has the chatty affectionate flavor very much. 马薇薇疑惑地眯起眼,只看到前面的前面,林小贤跟他的暧昧小同桌凑在一起,貌似正在捂她嘴巴什么的,从肢体上看着很有腻腻歪歪卿卿我我的味道。 Hey... 噫... Ma Weiwei is flabbergasted, looks into one distant place four groups again, is playing to pinch pure and good-hearted Class Monitor of chest chest game with Study Committee Member... 马薇薇咂舌,再眺望一眼远处四组,正在和学习委员玩捏胸胸游戏的纯良班长... „After Brother Xian this welldoing..., sooner or later is scumbag!” “贤哥这德行啊...以后迟早是个渣男！” Ma Weiwei such as is the sigh, reverses the vision, just discovered also shuts out in the same face is casting a sidelong glance slantingly Lin Xiaoxian's Li Chi, the lines of sight of two people ran upon like this. 马薇薇如是叹息,扭转目光,刚好发现了也在同样一脸嫌弃斜睨着林小贤的李驰,两个人的视线就这样撞上了。 „......” “......” „......” “......” Two old enemies, then Li Chi gesticulated simultaneously „saw your younger sister” the shape of the mouth. 俩老冤家同时顿了一下,然后李驰比划了个“看你妹”的口型。 Ma Weiwei also gave supercilious look false smile, then lays down the head, actually the sound blushed. 马薇薇也皮笑肉不笑地给了个白眼儿,接着埋下头,却是不着声息地脸红了一下。 ...... ...... But at the same time, „scumbag this male” Lin Xiaoxian, but also is busy at Su Yuan that comforts to be disgruntled: 而与此同时,“渣男本男”林小贤,还在忙抚慰闹情绪的苏元: „- Good wife, the clever wife... I not to have meant, felt very long has not really accompanied Jiajia, therefore I thought to accompany her in the school this month..., but I guaranteed! In the weekend these after school, I am used to accompany you... Uh... and Xiaoyan they, is good?” “嘘-好老婆,乖老婆...我不是说过了嘛,感觉真的是很久没陪佳佳了,所以我就想这个月在学校陪陪她...但是我保证！周末这些课余时间,我都用来陪你...呃...和小颜她们,好不好？” „It is not good!” A Su Yuan fist fights with the fists, in Lin Xiaoxian that held in the mouth by the dog dog in conscience, a little wants to cry. “不好！”苏元一拳拳打在林小贤那颗被狗狗叼走了的良心上,有点儿想哭。