ITDWTLTS :: Volume #5

#470: Study Committee Member to humblebrag( made up yesterday 1 / 2)


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Report.” “报告。” Unavoidablily, Lin Xiaoxian also shouted one. 不得已,林小贤又喊了一声。 Enters... comes in!” “进…进来!” Wang Xinyi that has gotten back one's composure is very embarrassed, on the face floated off the dizzy to be red, quickly then continued the surface toward the blackboard. 回过神的王欣怡很不好意思,脸上唰浮起了一层浅浅的晕红,赶快回头继续面朝黑板。 ... 呼… Must die to die to die... 要死要死要死… Rude rude rude... 失态失态失态… The solemn people's teacher stared at the own student to look to stay unexpectedly, words that the words that passed on... passed on... 堂堂人民教师居然盯着自己的学生看呆了,传出去的话…传出去的话… ... 呃… Actually if passes on also there is no well, feared that some students make some for no reason, is impossible, bewildered, bored relates or yy, that to... 其实要是好好地传出去也没什么,就怕有些学生做些无端的,不可能的,莫名其妙的,无聊的联想或者yy,那可就… Because of Xia Luoqiu a few words, present Wang Xinyi is a little all sensitive, was always worried that the school girls of Eight Trigrams (gossip) spread in some of her brains some kind of rumor in imagination, writes the blackboard writing time made a mistake in writing several characters one after another. 全因夏落秋的一句话,如今的王欣怡有点儿敏感,总担心八卦的女学生们传出一些她脑子里想象中的某类传言,写板书的时候接连写错了好几个字。 Therefore, the schoolmates noticed that she turns around to turn head on the platform unceasingly, turns around to turn head, takes up and puts down the black eraser, takes up and puts down... 于是,同学们就看到她在讲台上不断地转身回头,转身回头,把黑板擦拿起又放下,拿起又放下… Brother Xian.” 贤哥。” Un?” “嗯?” Under the stage Li Chi is staring at the platform, stands to block from the mouth the examination paper stealthily: 台下李驰盯着讲台,鬼鬼祟祟地把卷子立起来遮住嘴巴: You Teacher Wang? Sees you with damn?” “你丫把王老师咋了?见你跟见鬼似的?” Does not know, I wonder, right, your eldest sister that matter Eh... “不知道,我自己都纳闷儿呢,哦对,你们大姐头那个事儿啊… Evil! You are resting Brother Xian, you had not come yesterday, material here...” “害!你歇着吧贤哥,你昨天没来,猛料在我这儿呢…” ...... …… Lin Xiaoxian has three heads and six arms, side with books, holds the small tender hand of deskmate to move quietly moves, while is also chatting the Lin Ling matter with Li Chi. 林小贤三头六臂,一边拿书本,一边悄悄拉着同桌的小嫩手挼啊挼,一边还跟李驰聊着林灵的事情。 But chatted, he also blew off the focus specially, looked was keeping thinking about three days of some baby body, quite let the baby to feel the compassion from one's beloved promptly. 而聊的时候,他也特意放空焦点,把视线锁定在日思夜想了三天的某个宝宝身上,好让宝宝能及时感受到来自心上人的思念之情。 ...... …… Xiaoyan... Xiaoyan...” 小颜小颜…” Do not pull me, new clothes... how Jiajia?” “诶诶别扯我,新衣服呢…怎么了啊佳佳?” That person of he... he is always staring at me...” “那人他…他老盯着我…” „, Hehe.” “哦,呵呵。” „?” “?” Jiajia you changed, learned to humblebrag.” 佳佳你变了,学会凡尔赛了。” „???” “???” ...... …… Lin Xiaoxian arrives at the classroom time, in the morning is only left over the final two classes. 林小贤到教室的时候,上午只剩下最后两节课。 These two classes are linking the chemistry, Wang Xinyi on stage has been writing the blackboard writing, the first class final ten minutes write, the second class attended class to start to say. 这两节课是连着的化学,台上的王欣怡一直在写板书,第一节课的最后十分钟写,第二节课上课开始讲。 Her entire journey is turning away from under student, waits time that hears humming sound the sound to be gradually big, the board draws out the cheek then calmly to take a fast look around. 她全程背对着底下的学生,等听到嗡嗡声逐渐大起来的时候,才板起脸蛋儿回头静静地扫视一下。 When the schoolmates are resentfully peaceful after her vision, turns around to continue to write. 等同学们在她的目光下悻悻安静下来之后,转身继续写。 The person who under the stage eggs on a quarrel also continues new xi xi su su. 台下说小话的人也就继续新一波的窸窸窣窣。 Li Chi and Lin Xiaoxian are the models. 李驰林小贤就是典型。 „Does the school notify?” “全校通报?” Yes, hehe, to vigor?” “是啊,嘿嘿,给劲儿吧?” Before Li Chi smiles not , the meat were many, Lin Xiaoxian suspected that pinches his big upper arm: 李驰笑起来没有以前肉多了,林小贤怀疑地捏捏他的大膀子: „Did you start to lose weight?” “你开始减肥了?” Un, Ma Weiwei said that... Fuck! you do manage me? Don't pull other topic to be good especially suddenly?” “嗯,马薇薇说…靠!你管我?别特么突然扯别的话题好不好?” All various professions you continue...” “行行你继续…” The Lin Xiaoxian surface is serious, actually knows how things stand at heart, it seems like Brother Chi already started to make the choice between Zhao Mengjie and Sister Ma. 林小贤表面严肃,心里却是有了数,看来驰哥已经在赵梦洁和马大姐之间开始做出选择了。 After all initially Zhao Mengjie wanted him to lose weight, he not effective. 毕竟当初赵梦洁要他减肥的时候,他都没见效呢。 Yesterday the school loudspeaker roll-call criticized Wu Nuo and Cao Li that they, the matter of head exposed their Sister bullying for a long time! Moreover is very intimate, without saying the name of eldest sister head, only said that their bullying some schoolmate, then gave directly failed a grade the punishment.” “昨天学校喇叭点名批评吴娜曹丽那俩人,把她们长期霸凌大姐头的事情曝光了!而且很贴心,没说大姐头的名字,只说她们霸凌了某同学,然后就直接给了留级处分。” „... Is so fierce?” Lin Xiaoxian eye one bright, „after that them, can draw out the retaliation heart?” “哇…这么猛?”林小贤眼睛一亮,“那她们之后会不会起报复心?” „, You will not first listen to me saying that except for these two young female juvenile delinquents, extinguished the tyrant also to meet with a disaster.” “不会,你先听我说完,除了这两个小太妹,灭霸也遭殃了。” Extinguishing the tyrant is the Class 5 teacher in charge who Lin Ling was, wants Lin Xiaoxian to see yellow sends female student Lin Ling the time initially for the first time, is saw that she is pointing at Lin Ling one ruthless batch. 灭霸就是林灵原来所在的五班班主任,想当初林小贤第一次见到黄发女生林灵的时候,就是看到她在指着林灵一顿狠批。 School said that extinguishes the tyrant completely not to arrive protects the responsibility of student, knew perfectly well that in the class has the bullying behavior, not only non- achievement, because is also worried to have an accident noisily, with was made it change shifts by the bullying talk forcefully..., listens to the radio the tone of director, I estimated how long her could not want to leave on own initiative...” “学校说了,灭霸没有尽到保护学生的责任,明知班上有霸凌行为,不但不作为,还因为担心闹出事,强行和被霸凌者谈话让其转班…嘿,听广播上教导主任的语气,我估计要不了多久她该主动走人了…” The Li Chi saliva flies horizontally, Lin Xiaoxian listens while to keep wiping the face, wipes to scratch on his pants again, wiped several, Li Chi started to answer the Lin Xiaoxian beforehand issue leisurely: 李驰唾沫横飞,林小贤一边听一边不停地抹脸,抹完再擦回他的裤子上,抹了好几把,李驰才慢条斯理地开始回答林小贤之前的问题: Retaliation? Snort, Brother Xian you know that who the Class 9 teacher in charge is?” “报复?哼,贤哥你知道九班班主任是什么人吗?” What person?” “什么人?” I am also this know, makes Brother Wei/Viagra placinginquire in the Class 9 informer by your last semester ‚, said that the Class 9 teacher in charge brother-in-law family/home is the person of Bureau of Education, therefore, eldest sister this second-rate, therefore by the life insurance of Bureau of Education, you were said hangs?” “我也是这回才知道,是靠你上学期让伟哥‘安插’在九班的眼线打听到的,说九班班主任大舅子家是教育局的人,所以嘛,大姐头这次等于是被教育局的人保了,你说吊不吊?” Hangs!” “吊!” Lin Xiaoxian felt oneself listened to the storyteller to say like the ancient times fighting with the fists town/subdues Guanxi the acid was crisp: 林小贤感觉自己像古时候听说书人说了一段“拳打镇关西”一样酸爽: That Lin Ling?” “那林灵呢?” Lin Ling Lin Ling Lin Ling... Lin Xiaoxian! You know Lin Ling!” 林灵林灵林灵林小贤!你就知道个林灵!” „?” “?” Li Chi had not said that Lin Xiaoxian felt the back clothes were made the vigor pull , turned around to see supinely wrote all over „()” pretty small face. 李驰还没说呢,林小贤感觉背后的衣服被使劲儿一扯,一个后仰转身就见到了一张写满了“()”的漂亮小脸。 Li Chi sees is not strange, turned head with the deskmate discussion topic. 李驰见惯不怪,扭头跟同桌讨论题了。 Even if academic dregs such as he, wants Study occasionally one. 纵然学渣如他,偶尔也还是要学习一下的嘛。 Precious Yuan your expression is quite ugly, smiles one quickly.” 元宝你这个表情好丑,快笑一个。” Is ugly you!” “丑死你!” Let alone, but also really possibly died ugly, thinks that I liked you initially am not because of long good-looking, because of your mind beautiful, is Yuan'er, your present heart was also dirty, oh...” “别说,还真可能被丑死,想我当初喜欢你并不是因为长的好看,而是因为你心灵美,可是元儿啊,你现在心也脏了,唉…” Su Yuan was scared: 苏元傻眼了: My heart was how dirty, Lin Xiaoxian you... you talked clearly!” “我心怎么就脏了啊,林小贤你…你说清楚!” You listen secretly me to speak.” “你偷听我说话。” I...” “我…” „Didn't you acknowledge?” “你不承认?” I...” “我…” Su Yuan must acknowledge, but she has not listened secretly for a long time, since today has been the vacation Lin Xiaoxian returns to his day finally, but Lin Xiaoxian plays her hand unexpectedly quietly, has not spoken some sweet talk of pleasant to hear to her, but first mentions another girl's name with his wine and meat buddy repeatedly. 苏元不能不承认,但是她好久都没偷听过了,今天是假期以来林小贤终于回到他身边的日子,但林小贤居然只是悄悄玩她手,都没有给她说些好听的甜言蜜语,而是先跟他的“酒肉哥们儿”反复提到另一个女孩子的名字。 That Su Yuan must certainly listen pleasing to the ear, who this name was. 苏元当然就得顺耳听一听,这个名字到底是谁了啊。 From the beginning has not heard clearly, thinks that what 007,008, listened to the branch obviously, where had the girl to work as the name with the serial number? 一开始还没听清呢,以为有什么007,008的,显然就听岔了,哪有女孩子用编号当名字的呢? Therefore after simply a thinking, Su Yuan recalled that initially Lin Xiaoxian he has told that female student named Lin Ling. 于是简单地一阵思索后,苏元就回想起了当初林小贤跟他说过的那个叫林灵的女生。 Lin Xiaoxian do not shift the topic, you did not say initially she is the ordinary friend? Ordinary also suddenly to be how ordinary to the present?” 林小贤你不要转移话题,你当初不是说她就是普通朋友吗?怎么普通到现在又突然不普通了?” Ordinary ordinary, but...” “普通还是普通的,但是…” Lin Xiaoxian lowers the sound mysterious: 林小贤神秘兮兮地压低声音: „... You know that you broadcast that said yesterday by the bullying female student, is she.” “…你知道吗,你们昨天广播里说的那个被霸凌的女生,就是她。” „? Is she?” “啊?是她?” ...... …… Thus and such and such, Lin Xiaoxian told Su Yuan the long and short of the story, proved own is unswerving in loyalty. 如此这般,林小贤就把事情的来龙去脉告诉了苏元,同时也证明了自己的忠贞不渝。 Bah!” “呸!” Su Yuan spat him, this insensitive, had not heard which being unswerving in loyalty person will associate three girlfriends simultaneously. 苏元啐他,这个厚脸皮的,就没听说过哪个忠贞不渝的人会同时交往三个女朋友。 Three how?” Lin Xiaoxian is righteous, engages in introspection, which I amn't the sincerity treat?” “三个怎么了?”林小贤理直气壮,“扪心自问,哪一个我不是真心对待的?” Yes yes yes, your heart real, my heart is dirty...” 是是是,你的心就是真的,我的心就是脏的…” Bold! Who said? Visits me not...... hehe...” “大胆!谁说的?看我不…呃…嘿嘿…” Probably oneself said that just said. 好像是自己说的,刚说的。 Lin Xiaoxian smiles awkwardly, is pointing at the chemistry textbook of opening: 林小贤尴尬一笑,指着翻开的化学课本: „A Yuan wife you do not know, among the couples, often plays some small jokes to increase the appeal, actually to be honest, your heart is equally limpid on and copper sulfate solution! Clean! Insightful!” “元老婆你知道不,夫妻之间吧,常开一些小玩笑能增加情趣,其实说实话,你的心就和硫酸铜溶液一样清澈!干净!通透!” Su Yuan knits the brows, is reading the sky-blue in beaker: 苏元皱皱眉,看着书上烧杯中的蔚蓝色: This color... clean...” “这个颜色…干净吗…” Naturally clean, you think, your first saw what this pure deep blue will think of?” “当然干净,你想,你第一眼看到这个纯纯的湛蓝会想到什么?” Toilet.” “马桶。” Ha? In general isn't thinks of the sky or the liquid detergent?” “哈?一般说来不都是想到天空或者洗衣液吗?” Not, blue, is the clean restroom treasure, the color of Mouthwash, looks not comfortably...” “才不是呢,蓝哇哇的,是洁厕宝,漱口水的颜色,看着就不舒服…” Actually Su Yuan first thinking is also not the clean restroom treasure, but is that blue water water that the television sanitary napkin and diaper advertisement uses frequently. 其实苏元第一个想到的还不是洁厕宝,而是电视卫生巾和尿不湿广告经常用的那种蓝色水水。 Hey... 噫… Is thinking dirty, Lin Xiaoxian with this color described unexpectedly her heart, waits for this weekend the appointment time, Su Yuan wants his good-looking. 想着就脏兮兮的,林小贤居然用这种颜色形容她的心,等这周末约会的时候,苏元一定要他好看
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