„Does husband, we also do tonight?” “老公,我们今晚还做不做啊？” When these words in the Lin Xiaoxian ear resounds, not only he trembles, he also noticed that Meng Meng lip is also trembling. 当这句话在林小贤耳边响起的时候,不仅他一哆嗦,他还看到萌萌的唇瓣儿也在哆嗦。 Aba'A. 阿巴阿巴。 Like the small fish that was scooped up the shore, opens gathers is opening mouth. 就像被捞上岸的小鱼,一开一合地张着嘴。 If comes to select toward the eye in again strangely light/only, that Xia Luoqiu basically was the fish that died quickly. 要是再往眼睛里再来点儿诡异的光,那夏落秋基本就是条快死掉的鱼了。 Or mermaid. 或者说,美人鱼吧。 However the mermaid does not have leg, wasn't that a pity the Meng Meng that good capital? 但是美人鱼没腿儿啊,那不可惜萌萌那么好的资本了？ ... … It is not right! The masters are thinking anything at sixes and sevens! 不对！爷在想啥呢乱七八糟的！ Now does not think this time! 现在不是想这个的时候吧！ Lin Xiaoxian has gotten back one's composure, somewhat loves dearly senior sister: 林小贤回过神,有些心疼学姐: „Meng Meng, you listen to me to explain...” “萌萌,你听我解释…” „Meng Meng?” “萌萌？” „!” “！” Misfortune never come singly, the Lin Xiaoxian arm hurt, looks askance to see false smile of Mu Zhangqing: 一波未平一波又起,林小贤胳膊一疼,侧目看到了沐长卿的皮笑肉不笑: „Ok did the husband, today ask for leave? Asks for leave to accompany your Meng Meng specially?” “可以啊老公,今天请假了吧？请假就是为专门陪你的萌萌吧？” „This... that anything, Zhangqing, you also listen to me to explain...” “这个这个…那啥,长卿,你也听我解释…” Lin Xiaoxian hopes very much, no matter Xia Luoqiu is also good, Mu Zhangqing is also good, can come one to him „explanation, I am listening”. 林小贤很希望不管夏落秋也好,沐长卿也好,能给他来一句“解释吧,我听着呢”。 However not. 但是并没有。 On the contrary, fought intent to be worn down big piece of Xia Luoqiu by the Mu Zhangqing first round of attack, in an instant restored high morale. 相反,原本战意被沐长卿第一轮进攻消磨了一大片的夏落秋,转眼间恢复了斗志昂扬。 Yes, this woman named Mu Zhangqing, but once first ate the own vinegar on own initiative. 是啊,这个叫沐长卿的女人,可是曾经主动先吃自己的醋的。 Even if the present also so. 哪怕是现在也如此。 Is jealous, envies! envy Yan! 吃醋,就是嫉妒！羡艳！ Will envy the own woman, why her Xia Mengmeng wants, because the matter of trivial bed is unable to recover? 一个会嫉妒自己的女人,她夏萌萌凭什么要因为区区床笫之事就一蹶不振呢？ However is gets there first, what extraordinary has? 不过是近水楼台先得月而已,有什么了不起？ The sentence feels ashamed, whom in the future cannot look at to live! 说句羞人的,日后不还得看谁活好！ Who lives? 谁活好？ Naturally is the university life is good! 当然是大学生活好！ ...... …… Facts showed, indulging in flights of fancy will infect, Xia Luoqiu started the brain to make up „the matter of trivial bed” on the contrary, after making up a while, Xia Luoqiu looked straight ahead Mu Zhangqing bravely: 事实证明,胡思乱想是会传染的,夏落秋自己反倒开始脑补“区区床笫之事”了,补了一会儿之后,夏落秋勇敢地直视沐长卿: „Does, how to do?” “做啊,怎么不做？” „, I asked my husband, you... were right, may I ask you were?” “呵,我问我老公呢,你…哦对了,敢问你是？” „I am Xia Luoqiu, the Lin Xiaoxian's girlfriend!” “我是夏落秋,林小贤的女朋友！” „, The girlfriend hello/you good, I am the Lin Xiaoxian's wife.” “哦,女朋友你好,我是林小贤的老婆。” Mu Zhangqing sneers, the trivial girlfriend also dares to identify one's role when first coming on stage, just came under attack forgets to hurt? 沐长卿冷笑,区区女朋友还敢自报家门,刚挨打就忘了疼是吧？ But she has not thought, Xia Luoqiu following counterattack also gave her ruthlessly heavy blows: 可她万万没想到,夏落秋接下来的还击也狠狠给了她一记重拳: „Originally is the wife elder sister, the elder sister hello/you good, my year's second-year university student, just 20 years old, first saw to request personally looks , the innocent place, the elder sister takes on young.” “原来是老婆姐姐,姐姐你好,我今年大二,刚刚二十岁,初次见面请多关照,年轻不懂事的地方,姐姐多担待。” „???” “？？？” The Mu Zhangqing direct deep breath, may hear at the silent night clearly, although exhaled aura enough nice-smelling, but also enough sends to blow several Lin Xiaoxian's ear. 沐长卿直接一个深呼吸,在寂静的夜晚清晰可闻,呼出的气息虽然足够好闻,但也足够把林小贤的耳发都吹起几根。 Ha! 哈！ Good elder sister! 好一个姐姐！ Good 20 years old! 好一个二十岁！ Mu Zhangqing surface ancient well without ripples, pupil light chill in the air bone-chilling cold, has actually held together to smile at heart. 沐长卿表面古井无波,眸光寒意凛冽,心里却已经直接气笑了。 Lin Xiaoxian was says was finished, secretly thought fool usually was not the awkward in speech, contracts for a long time 【Expresses causes society dead improper has not known syndrome】? 身旁的林小贤更是直呼完蛋,暗道二货平时不都是笨嘴笨舌,长期患有【措辞不当导致社死还不自知综合征】的吗？ That present what situation? 那现在啥情况？ This special very cannot say! 这特么不挺能说的嘛！ Launches a psychological attack to kill without showing blood, poked Mu Zhangqing to want on the key point of life directly, poked Mu Zhangqing to be hostile to the extremely evil origin of Xia Luoqiu. 攻心杀人不见血,直接戳到了沐长卿要了命的关键点上,戳到了沐长卿敌视夏落秋的万恶起源上。 ...... …… Wants initially, at love between an older woman and a younger man this matter, Mu Zhangqing clearly to express „and Lin Xiaoxian kisses/intimate the dear love in the year the female can only have her one” the sincere desire, and did „, if really also has, the age cannot compare Mu Zhangqing is small” the compromise. 想当初,在姐弟恋这种事上,沐长卿就明确表达过“和林小贤亲亲爱爱的年上女性只能有她一个”的深切愿望,并且又作了“如果实在还有,年龄不能比沐长卿小”的妥协。 Indeed, since is the desire, divided „can realize” and „is unable to realize” two situations, the Lin Xiaoxian's path has obviously rushed „is not being able to realize”. 诚然,既然是愿望,就分“可以实现”与“无法实现”两种情况,林小贤的路子明显早就奔着“无法实现”去了。 May unable to realize even, Xia Luoqiu these words, are actually equal after knowing perfectly well the Mu Zhangqing desire is unable to realize, but also ridiculed that her has no alternative. 可实现不了就算了,夏落秋这句话,却等同于在明知沐长卿的愿望无法实现之后,还嘲笑她的无可奈何。 The Lin Xiaoxian heart complained constantly, this special simply toward wound salting, threw the cigarette butt toward the powder keg on! 林小贤心底叫苦不迭,这特么简直是往伤口撒盐,往火药桶上丢烟头嘛！ ...... …… „Husband!” “老公！” „In!” “在！” „Powder keg” fierce pulls the Lin Xiaoxian's small arm, while convenient pinch and clutches, is constraining the volume near his ear diligently: “火药桶”猛一扯林小贤的小臂,顺便连掐带揪,在他耳边努力地压抑着音量: „Was you said to her my matter...” “是不是你把我的事儿都给她说了…” „How possibly!” “怎么可能啊！” Lin Xiaoxian knows the Mu Zhangqing finger/refers 【Matter】 Is her 【Broken against problem】: 林小贤知道沐长卿指的【事儿】就是她的【破防罩门】: „Great-aunt, isn't my looks for trouble?” “姑奶奶,我那不是没事找事吗？” „Snort! Goes home to do accounts with you again...” “哼！回家再跟你算账…” „......” “……” Lin Xiaoxian keeps silent afraid, actually to be honest, knew that was so long, he does not remember that has with Xia Luoqiu has raised the taboo of Mu Zhangqing. 林小贤心虚地噤声,其实说实话,认识这么久了,他也不记得到底有没有跟夏落秋提过沐长卿的忌讳。 This crucial point denied in any case and that's the end, otherwise the consequence was dreadful. 反正这个节骨眼儿否认就是了,不然后果不堪设想。 „Xia Luoqiu?” “夏落秋是吧？” Mu Zhangqing smiles, without undergoing the Lin Xiaoxian's introduction „suddenly recognized” Xia Luoqiu: 沐长卿嫣然一笑,没经过林小贤的介绍就又“突然认得”了夏落秋: „Little Xia is really polite, polite, our becomes the elder sister, originally should let the younger sister, the Chinese fine tradition that Kong Rong is deferential to seniors, big makes small, yes younger sister Little Xia?” “小夏真有礼貌呢,客气了哈,咱这当姐姐的,本来就该让着妹妹,孔融让梨的中华优良传统,大的让小的嘛,是吧小夏妹妹？” „......” “……” Awesome! Reverse! 绝了！反转了！ Indeed these two have the mind reading, each move rushes to the opposite party sore spot to go! 敢情这俩有心灵感应,每一招都是奔着对方痛处去的！ pā -- 啪—— The Lin Xiaoxian direct palm of the hand claps on own forehead, the heart is quite tired, has not seen. 林小贤直接一巴掌拍在自己额头上,心好累,没眼看了。 The Mu Zhangqing beautiful pupil stares: 沐长卿美眸一瞪: „Do you do!” “你干嘛！” „I... my hand hurts...” “我…我手疼…” „Hehe, taps the head should not the headache? Husband your head very iron...” “呵呵,拍脑袋不该脑袋疼嘛？老公你头很铁呢…” „... Has not been this hand... is that only...” “没…不是这只手…是那只…” Mu Zhangqing hearing this, looks at the right arm that in the eye hand firmly held, was slightly looser: 沐长卿闻言,看了眼自己手里紧紧抓住的右胳膊,稍微松了一些: „Your hand hurts, why taps the head...” “你手疼,拍脑袋干什么…” „From... from the hand, has hurt the head...” “从…从手上,一直疼到脑袋了…” „......” “……” Mu Zhangqing white his eyes, being disinclined managed this unfilial bastard, throws out the chest, is casting a sidelong glance slantingly opposite younger sister Little Xia, that meaning is: Fights with me? Looked that you have what move! 沐长卿白了他一眼,懒得理这不孝的混蛋,一挺胸,斜睨着对面的小夏妹妹,那意思是:跟我斗？看你还有什么招！ Lin Xiaoxian looks, tsk tsk... 林小贤一瞧,啧啧… This stance, is the round system played... 这架势,原来是回合制游戏… Previous round saw Xia Luoqiu very good instead kills, who knew the ginger...... big spicy, Mu Zhangqing also gets the winning side old, Lin Xiaoxian loved dearly Meng Meng one second, worried that looked at the past, actually discovered that Xia Luoqiu is also visiting him. 上一回合眼看夏落秋很好的反杀,谁知姜还是老…呃…还是大的辣,沐长卿又重新占据了上风,林小贤不禁心疼萌萌一秒钟,担忧地看过去,却发现夏落秋也在看他。 Look not too beautiful... 只是眼神不太美丽… Let Lin Xiaoxian nearly feel oneself is a Chen Shimei, is a heartless man (Han) is the same. 让林小贤差点儿觉得自己是个陈世美,是个负心汉一样。 But in fact absolutely is not! 可实际上绝对不是！ The Lin Xiaoxian compassion gets up, originally does not want to draw the offset frame, but the girlfriend of new friend especially is always easy to make the will of the people arouse pity to love and care, therefore clenches teeth, he planned that stood to say several for senior sister „just words”. 林小贤恻隐之心起来,本来不想拉偏架,可新交的女朋友总是格外容易让人心生怜爱和眷顾,所以一咬牙,他打算站出来替学姐说几句“公道话”。 Actually facing this similar matter, Lin Xiaoxian has had a familiar task and handled it with ease, three small had not only had many indirect small contradictions mutually, small flying vinegar? 其实面对这种类似的事情,林小贤已经驾轻就熟,三小只曾经不也互相有过好多间接的小矛盾,小飞醋吗？ Encounters this situation, when the boyfriend, first first step was first embraces toward own body the pot said again. 遇到这种情况,当男友的,首先第一步就是先把锅往自己身上揽了再说。 „You calm down! This matter is I am not to put it bluntly good!” “你们都消消气！这事儿说白了全都是我不好！” ...... …… Very regrettable, in this case, Lin Xiaoxian has not said with enough time charming, fiercely competing and successfully competing senior sister sighs suddenly: 很遗憾,这样的话,林小贤并没有来得及帅气地说出来,愈战愈勇的学姐却忽然叹了一口气: „Elder Sister Mu, sorry.” “沐姐姐,对不起。” Suddenly apologized? 突然道歉？ Mu Zhangqing is vigilant: 沐长卿警惕起来: „Wha... what?” “什…什么啊？” „today makes Lin Xiaoxian accompany too late, delayed your matters.” “今天让林小贤陪太晚,耽误你们正事儿了。” "Oh." “哦。” On this Eh... 就这啊… Delays delays, by the day after tomorrow child long/grows, is really being the superficial attack. 耽误就耽误呗,以后日子长着呢,真是不痛不痒的进攻呢。 Mu Zhangqing is secretly self-satisfied: 沐长卿暗自得意: „Doesn't matter, so long as the husband nods, actually we many late good ~” “没关系,只要老公点头,其实我们多晚都行~” Xia Luoqiu catches the eye to cast a sidelong glance Lin Xiaoxian, saw that Lin Xiaoxian will be shrinking the neck in the future, hides shakes the head in the shadow crazily. 夏落秋抬眼瞟了一眼林小贤,看到林小贤往后缩着脖子,躲在阴影里疯狂摇头。 „Such Eh...” “这样啊…” Xia Luoqiu pale snort/hum smiles: 夏落秋就淡哼地一笑: „That wished you happy, said goodbye the elder sister.” “那就祝你们愉快,再见了姐姐。” Then, Xia Luoqiu takes not to lose to a Mu Zhangqing pair of big long leg, strikes an attitude to leave, then remembers turning around that anything resembled: 说完,夏落秋迈出不输给沐长卿的一双大长腿,作势就要离开,接着想起了什么似的转身: „Right, what security measures in the elder sister family/home is useful?” “哦对,姐姐家里有用什么安全措施吗？” „?” “？” „Must pay attention to the security, Elder Sister Mu is so young, beyond not good intention is pregnant..., just, here also has remaining, lends you to use in the evening slowly, bye-bye.” “一定要注意安全,沐姐姐这么年轻,可不好意外怀孕的…喏,刚好,我这里还有剩下的,借给你们晚上慢慢用吧,拜拜。” One big skewer 【Ultra-thin】 Like this pulled out to force in the hand of Mu Zhangqing by Xia Luoqiu from the package, under Mu Zhangqing shocking gazing, some senior sister back goes to be far gradually gradually, and blurred in the corner presents one happy to jump the movement of celebration victory... 一大串【超薄】就这样被夏落秋从包里掏出来塞进了沐长卿的手里,在沐长卿震惊的目送下,某学姐的背影渐去渐远,并在拐角处模糊出现了一个欢跳庆祝胜利的动作…