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Security elder sister?” “保安姐姐?” Security?” “保安?” Two vision look simultaneously to the woman, from Lin Xiaoxian, surprised confused, dim is passing the thinking together. 两道目光同时望向女人,一道来自林小贤,惊讶中略带迷茫,朦胧中透着思索。 Another from woman man, brings teasing startled: 另一道来自女人身边的男人,愕然中带着戏谑: Beixi, when have you worked as the security?” “北溪,你什么时候当过保安啊?” „Isn't Hey?... I...” 诶?不是不是…我…” This slightly some women of no handling, bright more Tianxi home sale section An Beixi, said security elder sister in Gu Xiaoyan impressively the flash of this strange name, same was deep in the thought of moment with opposite Lin Xiaoxian. 这位稍有些无措的女人,赫然正是朗越天玺售楼部安北溪,在顾小颜说出“保安姐姐”这个奇怪名字的一刹那,和对面的林小贤一样陷入了片刻的沉思。 At once, the pretty chin lifts the melodious arc gently, suddenly appearance of great enlightenment: 旋即,俏丽的下巴轻轻抬起悠扬的弧线,乍然大悟的样子: Lin Xiaoxian... you are that Lin Xiaoxian of six building!?” 林小贤…原来你是个六楼的那个林小贤!?” An Beixi... you are 13 building that security elder sisters!?” 安北溪…你是十三楼那个保安姐姐!?” Two people almost also open the mouth, An Beixi being nitpicking on words stress in six buildings, similarly, Lin Xiaoxian's being nitpicking on words stress in 13 buildings. 两个人几乎同时开口,安北溪的咬字重音在“六楼”,同样,林小贤的咬字重音在“十三楼”。 This point makes Gu Xiaoyan quite blurry, the finger is twisting the toothpick refers to An Beixi and Lin Xiaoxian: 这一点让顾小颜颇为迷糊,手指捻着牙签在安北溪林小贤之间指来指去: You...?” “你们…?” We had seen on that day!” On that day we have seen!” “我们那天见过!”“那天我们见过!” Two people also open the mouth again, and tends to potential with one voice, immediately let atmosphere small embarrassed a while. 两个人再次同时开口,且趋于异口同声之势,顿时让气氛小尬了一会儿。 It looks like at least in Lin Xiaoxian, is embarrassed. 至少在林小贤看来,是尬的。 However the delicate man side Gu Xiaoyan and An Beixi looks like, the atmosphere is partial to in small was ambiguous. 但是在顾小颜安北溪身旁的清秀男子看来,气氛就更偏向于小小的暧昧了。 Gu Xiaoyan even once presented the auditory hallucination, the ear resounds soap opera « Us To get married " in theme song, the first lyrics of opening are Where we in have seen probably. 顾小颜甚至一度出现幻听,耳边响起了电视剧《我们结婚吧》里的主题曲,开头的第一句歌词就是【我们好像在哪见过】。 Therefore, in the following ten minutes, Lin Xiaoxian and An Beixi two people some time ago first meeting with the matter explained that at that time Lin Xiaoxian and An Beixi felt reason that initially mutually looks familiar, therefore obtained the explanation. 于是,接下来的十分钟内,林小贤安北溪把两个人不久前“第一次邂逅”的事情说明了一下,当时林小贤安北溪当初互相觉得眼熟的原因,也因此得到了解释。 Just, as a result of various Lin Xiaoxian's words technique involvements, An Beixi did not have the opportunity to say two people actually in the bright more imperial jade seal home sale section meet, can only be perfunctory following the Lin Xiaoxian's meaning expressed that bumps into on the street. 只不过,由于林小贤的各种话术介入,安北溪一直没有机会说出两个人其实是在朗越玉玺售楼部相遇的,只能顺着林小贤的意思敷衍地表示“在街上碰到”。 ...... …… In brief, at present reveals the truth, when Sister An An Beixi, is the childhood is occupied by that princess's common girl in same old community with Lin Xiaoxian Gu Xiaoyan. 总而言之,眼下真相大白,安姐安北溪,就是童年时跟林小贤顾小颜住在同一个老小区的那个公主一般的女孩儿。 In other words... are you separate many years of sending are actually young?” “也就是说…你们其实是失散多年的发小?” In An Beixi man speech mother mother air/Qi, Gu Xiaoyan did not like very much, shot a look at his one eyes. 安北溪身旁的男子说话娘里娘气,顾小颜很不喜欢,瞥了他一眼。 However he is not aware , to continue in mother mother air/Qi claps, pair of eyes illumination: 然而他毫无自觉,继续娘里娘气地一拍手,双眼发光: In other words, Beixi are you with this sophomore year little Elder Brother childhood friend?!” “也就是说,北溪你和这个高二的小哥哥是青梅竹马?!” Ka- 咔- The toothpick in Gu Xiaoyan hand delimits to print on the vegetable/dish mud drawing board together. 顾小颜手中的牙签在菜泥画板上划出一道印儿。 God! childhood friend of childhood met by chance unexpectedly, felt that... felt well romantic not?” “天啊!儿时的青梅竹马竟然偶遇,感觉…感觉好浪漫不是吗?” Ka ka! 咔咔! Gu Xiaoyan started to write on the drawing board with the toothpick, wrote dying, behind sissy two characters wrote without enough time, changed to the disgruntled sharp line of sight to throw, startled the male inexplicable resentment. 顾小颜用牙签在画板上开始写字了,写了个“死”,后面“娘炮”两个字来不及写,就化作不悦的锐利视线投过去,把男子莫名怼了个激灵。 Brother Yun you were almost good, anything that in the brain installed daily, performed creates a disturbance blindly...” “芸哥你差不多行了啊,脑子里天天装的什么啊,尽瞎起哄…” An Beixi smiles is angry escort, although also showed the graceful calmness, but oneself were also unavoidably the pleasantly surprised additional accident/surprise, looked to the Lin Xiaoxian's time, somewhat smiled after constrained, opened the mouth again: 安北溪笑嗔着身边的“男伴”,虽然也展现出了优雅的镇定,但自己心里也是难免惊喜加意外,看向林小贤的时候,有些拘束地莞尔之后,才再度开口: Really has not thought of Little Brother Xian, actually on that day I thought that you are very familiar, finally today sees to attend to... Gu Xiaoyan...” “真是没想到啊贤弟,其实那天我就觉得你很熟悉,结果今天见到顾…顾小颜是吧…” An Beixi confirmed that Gu Xiaoyan nods lightly, An Beixi continues: 安北溪确认了一下,顾小颜淡淡地点头,安北溪就继续: „... Result today sees Xiaoyan, shouted I, I all recorded all of a sudden.” “…结果今天见到小颜,喊了我一声,我才一下子全记起来了。” Hey...” Just said, Brother Yun also the thief interposed, security elder sister? Little Brother Xian? Your this anything broken is...” “噫…”刚说完,芸哥又贼兮兮地插话,“保安姐姐?贤弟?你们这啥破名儿啊都是…” Gu Xiaoyan slightly cannot observe snort/hum, security elder sister and Little Brother Xian is the nickname that childhood An Beixi and Lin Xiaoxian took mutually, was coarse, where had husband who” afterward Gu Xiaoyan and he took wife of pleasant to hear? 顾小颜微不可察地哼了哼,“保安姐姐”和“贤弟”就是小时候安北溪林小贤互相取的外号,难听死了,哪有后来顾小颜和他取的“老公”“老婆”好听? Evil! Nickname!” Lin Xiaoxian says, is good appears natural a little, in childhood just studied the language, this word can poke to the child strange interesting point, therefore...” “害!外号嘛!”林小贤接过话,好显得大方一点儿,“小时候刚学语文,这种词儿都能戳到小孩子奇怪的兴趣点,所以…” Hahaha, yes, yes!” 哈哈哈,也是,也是啊!” ...... …… Four people on table, but only three people discussed that really happy, that gives birth to definitely has anything is not right. 四个人在桌上,但只有三个人“相谈甚欢”,那生下的一个肯定是有什么不对劲。 Lin Xiaoxian naturally noticed this point. 林小贤自然是注意到了这一点的。 Creates a disturbance to start from that men named Yun Elder Brother, he has looked, this goods are touching some accidentally unceasingly genuine childhood friend reverse scale. 从那个叫芸哥的男子起哄开始,他就已经看出来,这货无意中正在不断地触碰某个“正版青梅竹马”的逆鳞。 Lin Xiaoxian today is compensates Gu Xiaoyan's, does not make her come is not unhappy again one time, therefore has embraced the Gu Xiaoyan's waist gently, kisses/intimate on her face, turns the head to look to opposite two people: 林小贤今天是来补偿顾小颜的,不是让她再来一次不开心的,所以就轻轻揽过顾小颜的腰肢,在她脸上亲一下,转头看向对面的两人: Brother Yun? Just, since you mentioned childhood friend, introduced under to you! Gu Xiaoyan, grows up from small and me, has been accompanying me, true childhood friend.” “芸哥是吧?刚好,既然你提到青梅竹马了,就给你们介绍下吧!顾小颜,从小和我长大,一直陪着我的,真正的青梅竹马。” Oh...” “哇哦…” Brother Yun exclamation while looks to An Beixi. 芸哥一边惊叹一边看向安北溪 Yes.” “是的。” The An Beixi chuckle nods, the scallion white fingertip has stroked the face bank beautiful hair, reveals clear fresh-faced has keen ears, is sending out a sweet supple flavor: 安北溪轻笑点头,葱白的指尖捋过脸畔秀发,露出晶莹粉嫩的耳尖,散发着一丝甜柔的味道: They are real childhood friend, the reason that because I afterward the parents worked had moved out...” “他们才是真的青梅竹马,我后来因为父母工作的原因已经搬走了…” „......” “……” Gu Xiaoyan lip moves, pulls the Lin Xiaoxian's sleeves quietly. 顾小颜唇儿一动,悄悄扯动林小贤的衣袖。 What's wrong?” “怎么?” Lin Xiaoxian collects the ear, Gu Xiaoyan empty sound, jar sound jar air/Qi: 林小贤把耳朵凑过去,顾小颜虚着声音,瓮声瓮气: She, even if not move out, I still am your childhood friend... only...” “她就算不搬走,我也是你的青梅竹马…唯一的…” Un un, I know.” “嗯嗯,我知道。” Really lovable intimate conversation, Lin Xiaoxian is suppressing smiling, originally mind/bosom broadest seat of honor, there is this ya zi to the acid time. 真是可爱的悄悄话,林小贤憋着笑,原来胸怀最宽广的首席,也有这种睚眦必酸的时候啊。 Un... 嗯… Under the contrast, looks like Mu Zhangqing. 对比之下,真是像极了沐长卿 A sensitivity point is In year, Another sensitivity point is childhood friend. 一个的敏感点是【年上】,另一个的敏感点是【青梅竹马】。 ...... …… But Brother Yun at this time, understands suddenly just this little miss was why bad to oneself vision, immediately traces the glib lips, laughs: 而芸哥此时,也突然明白为什么刚刚这个小姑娘对自己目光不善了,当即摸摸嘴皮子,哈哈一笑: childhood friend is good! Have you watched that movie? Called «Palpitating with excitement», inside was like you, childhood friend became one pair, had love specially ~ 青梅竹马好啊!诶你们看过那个电影没?叫《怦然心动》,里面就和你们一样,青梅竹马成一对,特别有爱~” Brother Yun worthily is sissy, the time orchid fingers at this point curled upwards. 芸哥不愧是“娘炮”,说到这里的时候兰花指翘起来了。 But An Beixi hears this to shake the head, the good intention tries to correct him very much: 安北溪听到这就摇头,很好心地试图纠正他: Brother Yun, you made a mistake, they are childhood friend, but Little Brother Xian... not, forest- is small- the girlfriend of virtue actually...” “芸哥,你搞错了,他们是青梅竹马,但贤弟…不,林-小-贤的女朋友其实…” Actually is childhood friend!” “其实就是青梅竹马!” Lin Xiaoxian breaks loudly: 林小贤大声打断: Sister An, Brother Yun has not made a mistake, was you made a mistake, Xiaoyan was my girlfriend.” “安姐,芸哥没搞错,是你搞错了,小颜是我女朋友。” "Hey...?" “诶…?” An Beixi small mouth slightly, saw that Lin Xiaoxian towards oneself signals with the eyes, then purses the lips not to speak. 安北溪小嘴微张,看到林小贤朝自己使眼色,便抿起嘴不说话了。 Lin Xiaoxian guided the matter of oneself not to mention home sale section a moment ago vigorously, now emits Gu Xiaoyan suddenly is the view of his girlfriend... 刚才林小贤就极力引导自己别提售楼部的事情,现在又突然冒出顾小颜是他女朋友的说法… That on that day in that Mu Zhangqing of home sale section? 那那天在售楼部的那个沐长卿呢? An Beixi listened to Mu Zhangqing saying that personally, Lin Xiaoxian was his husband. 安北溪可是亲口听沐长卿说的,林小贤是他老公啊。 The husbands gave the wife to purchase homes, did today suddenly have the childhood friend girlfriend? 老公都给老婆买房了,今天怎么突然有了个青梅竹马的女朋友? In a flash, impression of Lin Xiaoxian in An Beixi heart was entirely different, the lip angle were many for several points, helpless speechless forced smile. 一瞬间,林小贤安北溪心中的印象就截然不同了,唇角多了几分无奈又无语的苦笑。 Young fellows. 好小子。 Raises the person of her skirt worthily since childhood, originally scumbag also refining up since childhood... 不愧是从小就掀她裙子的人,原来渣男也是从小炼成的…
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