Qingming Festival vacation, in the apartment in Sichuan Mansion University. 清明节假期,川府大学的公寓内。 „Cheers!” “干杯！” „Wait! start over, why do we cheer?” “等等！重来,咱们为什么干杯啊？” „Is the pure brightness.” “为清明啊。” „Bah! This listens to feel strange that isn't? What drunk is the red wine, is not Meng Po’s soup.” “呸！这听着就奇怪不是？喝的是红酒,又不是孟婆汤。” „What, pure brightness is not the fifteenth day of the seventh lunar month, was natural you not to have the culture! Listens to the volume mother to you popular science, pure brightness and called the going for a walk festival...” “什么啊,清明又不是七月半,落落你太没文化了！听额娘给你科普哈,清明呢又称踏青节…” Four girls encircle near a tea table, some senior sister xu one stands straightly, periphery the white two long legs under cowboy shorts made other three miss eyes shine: 四个女孩儿围成一圈的茶几边,某学姐歘地一下笔直站起来,牛仔短裤下的白生生两条长腿让周围其他三个姑娘眼睛都不禁亮了一下: „I reiterated! Who called me to be natural again, the elder sister was impolite to her!” “我再次重申！谁再叫我落落,姐对她不客气！” Can see from a laughter, and no one is serious this saying: 从一阵嬉笑中可以看出,并没有人把这话当回事: „Good ~ didn't call... that to call Meng Meng natural?” “好~不叫落落…那就叫萌萌？” „Hahaha, right, Meng Meng is of pleasant to hear!” “哈哈哈,对对,萌萌好听！” „You look to hit!” “你们找打！” „Do you do! Short and long life! The female university student plays the hooligan!..., The sisters record quickly...” “啊你干嘛！夭寿啦！女大学生耍流氓啦！…嘿嘿,姐妹们快录下来…” ...... …… It is not everyone likes the holiday journey, particularly the single people, want to relax and be disinclined to go out, the roommate got together naturally became the choices of certain university students. 不是所有人都喜欢节假日出行,尤其是单身人士,想放松又懒得出门,室友聚会自然就成了某些大学生的选择。 Xia Luoqiu is also a university student, therefore also has the freedom of such choice. 夏落秋也是大学生,所以也有这样选择的自由。 The today four roommates in slightly think together, regarding has carried out bedroom very long Xia Luoqiu, is the rare joyful reunion, to everyone is. 今天四个室友在一起小酌,对于已经搬出寝室很久的夏落秋来说,是难得的欢聚,对大家都是。 Therefore four people, one bottle of Zhang Yu Cabernets, four bottles of Rio , everyone drank happily. 所以四个人,一瓶张裕解百纳,四瓶Rio,不知不觉间,大家都喝高兴了起来。 Topic that the female students chatted, actually even female student were also sometimes unpredictable. 女生们聊天的话题,其实有时候连女生自己也捉摸不定。 But on today, mainly regarding the school food street newly-opened Milktea shop, by the Milktea shop the small kitty of printing section, feeds the small kitty frequently the beautiful woman instructor, as well as sentimental topic that regardless of under what situation cannot leave. 但就今天而言,主要是围绕学校美食街新开的奶茶店,奶茶店旁打印部的小猫咪,经常去喂小猫咪的美女辅导员,以及不论什么情境下都离不开的感情话题。 „Selects the soldier to call the roll of officers and assign them tasks to someone...! Natural is you ~!” “点兵点将点到谁谁就…啊！落落又是你诶~！” „Does not permit to call me to be natural!” “不准叫我落落！” „Meng Meng refuels ~” “萌萌加油~” „Does not permit to call Meng Meng!!!” “更不准叫萌萌！！！” Xia Luoqiu air/Qi in same place jumped directly to stumble, stepping on stall barefoot jumped to hurt. 夏落秋气的在原地直接蹦跶了一下,把踩在地摊上的光脚丫都蹦疼了。 „Good, returns to the proper topic! Luoqiu you move is so long, the matter of boyfriend how?” “好了好了,言归正传！落秋你搬出去这么久,男朋友的事怎么样了啊？” „Is, felt that you had not frothed over in our group for a long time, definitely has the situation ~ who? Picture? Presented to the sisters?” “就是就是,感觉你好久没在我们群里冒泡了,肯定有情况~谁啊？照片？给姐妹们亮亮相呗？” Two roommates sang a duet to closely examine, but Xia Luoqiu has not been drunk, did not tell them, therefore sipped to be quiet close to to shake the head. 两个室友一唱一和地追问起来,但夏落秋又没醉,才不告诉她们呢,所以就抿住嘴巴直摇头。 „No? Is impossible!” “没有？不可能！” „Said quickly ~” “快说说嘛~” „Holds on a minute, your two almost good.” The bedroom eldest child of cracking with the teeth melon seed finally spoke silently, „everyone was together for two years, Xia Luoqiu are what type weren't you clear? Also the boyfriend... is willing to ask girlfriends to calculate well!” “且慢,你两个差不多行了啊。”默默嗑瓜子的寝室老大终于发话,“大家相处两年了,夏落秋是什么类型你们难道不清楚吗？还男朋友…肯找个女朋友都算不错了！” This telephone conversation closely examining two said was startled , the heart said as an eldest child, at this time did not create a disturbance stalk, instead works as the peacemaker? 这一通话把追问的俩人说的怔了下,心说身为老大,这种时候不起哄架秧子,反而当和事佬？ At first sight, is very unscientific! 乍一看,很不科学！ But takes a look again. 但再一瞅。 Un... 嗯… The eldest child is signaling with the eyes... 老大在使眼色… Thereupon, two people understood, mixes to start to sing in unison the white face together: 于是乎,两个人就明白了,掺和着开始齐齐唱起白脸来: „Oh, yes! Although our Luoqiu fresh angel, but is not all male students likes...” “唉,也是！虽然咱们落秋生的天仙似的,可也不是所有男生都喜欢吧…” „That natural, the radish cabbage has a love respectively, before has thought her vision is high, now wants to come, perhaps has the one's beloved early, but others cannot have a liking for himself...” “那当然,萝卜白菜各有所爱,以前一直以为她眼光高,现在想来,说不定早有心上人,只是人家看不上自己…” „Truth!” “真相了！” „tsk tsk, your such saying, the understanding was suddenly natural. The concubine feels emotion, the court attendant has no intention...! Tears!” “啧啧啧,你这么一说,突然理解落落了。妾有情,郎无意…唉！泪目！” „Hey, your crow mouth do not speak irresponsibly, what concubine, was careful that others steel one's heart natural, really rather gave the person to be the concubine to go...” “喂,你乌鸦嘴别乱说,什么妾啊,小心人家落落心一横,真就宁愿给人做妾去了…” „? Can't?” “啊？不会吧不会吧？” „How can't? At the worst two females wait on a husband, as the saying goes is graceful, natural is very definitely natural ~” “怎么不会？大不了二女共侍一夫咯,俗话说落落大方,落落肯定很大方~” ...... …… Said at the beginning of the world first has the Yin-Yang two air/Qi, latter has Nüwa to make one, then successor Biology/lifeform concise became the Yin-Yang two air/Qi mystifying, his essence is called the hermaphrodite. 都说天地之初先有阴阳二气,后有女娲造人,再后来人这种生物将阴阳二气凝练成了阴阳怪气,得其精髓者称为阴阳人。 Xia Luoqiu these two roommates without doubt are the standard hermaphrodites. 夏落秋的这俩室友就无疑是标准的阴阳人。 Talked over the telephone, making Xia Luoqiu of potency of alcohol feel extremely inexplicably many put in great inconvenience and feels sad. 一通话下来,让本就不胜酒力的夏落秋莫名感到了好多委屈和心酸。 Especially that „is concubine”, with mother mouth in „does slightly”, two sounds superpose in the mind unceasingly, the stirred her state of mind was chaotic, impulsion that then the liquor vigor, suddenly a little wants to cry unexpectedly. 尤其是那句“做妾”,和妈妈口中的“做小”,两种声音在脑海里不断重合,搅的她心绪乱极了,接着酒劲儿,竟突然就有点儿想哭的冲动。 Obviously is not this... 明明不是这样的… He had said obviously is not this... 明明他说过不是这样的… „Considers as finished, everyone do not tease her, Luoqiu should really continue to maintain the single principle, otherwise this has a vacation, approximately will definitely go out to play by the boyfriend, will not fool around with our elder sister several woof alone together.” “算了算了,大家别逗她了,落秋应该是真的继续保持单身主义,不然这放了假,肯定会被男朋友约出去玩,才不会跟我们姐几个单身汪一起鬼混呢。” The eldest child in bedroom looked that Xia Luoqiu has been drunk, did not use method of goading somebody into action. 寝室的老大看夏落秋已经醉了,就不用激将法了。 However she actually unexpectedly, these words become last straw that touches the Xia Luoqiu nerve. 然而她却没成想,这句话成为了触动夏落秋神经的最后一根稻草。 Is Eh... 是啊… Others had the boyfriend, let alone had a vacation, in the weekend wants to kiss the dear love together, some groom's families slightly are warmly driving a little, will also shut out by the bride's side mounts various person types to complain. 人家有了男朋友,别说放假了,周末都要在一起亲亲爱爱,有些男方稍微主动热情一点儿吧,还会被女方嫌弃太黏人各种吐槽。 But Xia Luoqiu? 可是夏落秋呢？ Sometimes let alone Lin Xiaoxian stuck her... she to stick him one to give up timidly. 别说林小贤黏她了…她自己有时候想黏他一下都怯怯地放弃了。 Because Lin Xiaoxian had said the physical distances of two people are not the issues, had said the weekend holiday can bring her appointment, therefore she has been waiting, does not want is too initiative, after all the Lin Xiaoxian three little girlfriends, will also dislike her to be tired. 因为林小贤说过两个人的物理距离不是问题,说过周末节假日会带她约会,所以她就一直等着,不想太主动,毕竟林小贤还有三个小女友,会嫌她烦的。 But, Xia Luoqiu , etc . 可是,夏落秋等啊等。 Waits till since Lin Xiaoxian being out of hospital, after several weekends, Lin Xiaoxian had not actually proposed a faint trace to lead her to take a walk related, leading her to eat meal, brings the matter of her appointment related... 从林小贤出院等到至今,也经过了好几个周末了,林小贤却始终没提过一丝丝有关带她逛街,带她吃饭,有关带她约会的事情… Including Qingming Festival three days of vacation. 包括清明节的三天假期。 He is having a vacation had not waited to suggest that on the same day, told her Qingming Festival arranged all narrates systematically and in full detail on the earliest possible time. 他在放假当天还没等自己暗示呢,就第一时间把清明节的安排全都一五一十告诉了她。 The attitude that although young enemy type reports to the girlfriend earnestly, has let never experience love feeling Xia Luoqiu somewhat to be happily small... 虽然小冤家这种认真向女朋友汇报的态度,已经让从未体验过恋爱感觉的夏落秋有些小开心了… But this still cannot change, in Lin Xiaoxian's vacation arrangement with the irrelevant fact! 可这依然改变不了,林小贤的假期安排里面和自己无关的事实！ „Natural?” “落落？” „Sufficed!” “够了！” Finally, does not perish in the silence, erupts in the silence, Xia Luoqiu shouted at stopped the performance of hermaphrodite roommate. 终于,不在沉默中灭亡,就在沉默中爆发,夏落秋一声断喝打住了阴阳人室友的表演。 Although cannot like her mother be able the swift and fierce imposing manner, because even the ambiguous pronunciation appears some milk ominous milk to be ominous, but three roommates are quiet honestly, anticipated that is looking at Xia Luoqiu. 虽然不能像她的母亲那样能够凌厉气势,甚至因为含糊的发音显得有些奶凶奶凶的,但三个室友还是老老实实住了嘴,期待地望着夏落秋。 „Boyfriend? Tons...” “男朋友是吧？吨吨吨…” „cough! is natural you not to drink such big mouth Eh...” “诶诶！落落你别喝这么大口啊…” „Hiss- belch ~” “嘶哈-嗝~” Xia Luoqiu drank the feeling of beer the red wine, will empty the cup to put toward the tea table, drunk red face climbed up an unwilling stubbornness: 夏落秋把红酒喝出了啤酒的感觉,将空杯子往茶几一放,醺红的脸儿爬上一丝不甘的倔强: „Since you want to look! I call to call him to come now!” “既然你们想看！那我现在就打电话叫他过来！” --- --- Therefore, in some ice powder shop of hundred flowers valley, just looked that the Teacher Wang message Gu Xiaoyan was just about to put down the cell phone, the cell phone actually vibrates again. 于是,在百花谷的某冰粉店里,刚看完王老师短信的顾小颜正要放下手机,手机却再次震动起来了。 „Come? Not on additional QQ, as for?” “又来？不就加qq嘛,至于嘛？” The Lin Xiaoxian heart said that Wang Xinyi is really idle, since the school must attack with heavy blows, greatly that this has a vacation be not clutching his continuously cue. 林小贤心说王欣怡真是闲的,既然学校已经要重拳出击了,那这大放假的就别揪着他一直cue了呗。 Has this time, eats two fragrant-flowered garlic boxes is not fragrant? 有这功夫,多吃俩韭菜盒子不香吗？ Lin Xiaoxian this is thinking silently, the heart appears Teacher Wang somewhat to be natural the dull stupid type, a little wants to smile, waits to lift the hand to feed the Gu Xiaoyan's time again, actually discovered that Gu Xiaoyan is sipping the mouth, unemotionally phone screen to him. 林小贤这样默默想着,心底浮现出王老师有些天然呆的蠢样,就有点儿想笑,等抬手再喂顾小颜的时候,却发现顾小颜抿着嘴巴,面无表情地把手机屏幕对着他。 Above is not the message, is comes the electricity to demonstrate: 上面不是短信,是来电显示: 【All kinds fool】 【色色的二货】 „......” “……” „......” “……”