In Su Yuan's bewildered, Lin Xiaoxian was caught the stair hall like this. 在苏元的一脸茫然中,林小贤就这样被抓到了楼梯间。 ...... …… „You! This was mean!” “你这人！这下作死了吧！” „Baby you first leaves excitedly...” “宝宝你先别激动…” „Who is your baby! You... I make you bad! Make you bad!...” “谁是你宝宝！你…我让你坏！让你坏！…” „Eiyo! Eiyo! ... pain thoroughly...” “诶哟诶哟…痛痛痛…” ...... …… Lin Xiaoxian wails pretentiously, while is enjoying Study Committee Member small pounds the chest link sincerely, finally fished in troubled waters to insert heavy blows by some „big woman”, beat suddenly ruthlessly, choked one fiercely. 林小贤一边装模作样地哀嚎,一边享受着学习委员的小拳拳砸胸口环节,结果被某“大妇”浑水摸鱼插进一记重拳,冷不丁给狠捶了一下,猛呛了一口。 „Cough cough! Cough cough coughs...” “咳咳！咳咳咳…” „Hey? are you all right? I have not made an effort Eh...” Study Committee Member to be immediately anxious. “诶？你没事吧？我没用力啊…”学习委员顿时就急了。 „No, Cough cough... has the assassin...” “不,咳咳…是有刺客…” „Assassin?” “刺客？” „Right, hit the strategic point... the baby, I am not possibly good, from now on you must take care of you from... hiss!” “对,击中了要害…宝宝,我可能不行了,今后你要照顾好你自…嘶！” Finishes barely the words, Gu Xiaoyan has sneered was seizing the Lin Xiaoxian's loin: 话音未落,顾小颜已经冷笑着揪住了林小贤的腰肉: „Pig head! Drama King! The mood develops! What to do the matter of paper you said!” “猪头！戏精！还有心情演呢！纸条的事儿你说怎么办吧！” „Dear you first drop, said many times, the kidney wound can not... hiss!!” “亲爱的你先放手,说了多少次了,腰子伤不得…嘶！！” The chief girlfriend is the chief girlfriend, Lin Xiaoxian sucks in cold air worthily again, but also has the vibrato. 首席女友不愧是首席女友,林小贤再次倒抽一口凉气,还带着颤音。 But is not sore, was mainly arrived itchy, because Gu Xiaoyan's has traded truly from the waist „strategic point” place, its acting bashful stubbornly. 但并不是疼的,主要是被痒到了,因为顾小颜的手已经从腰间换到了真正的“要害”处,将其拿捏的死死的。 Although the technique cannot compare some crafstman, but Gu Xiaoyan did not rush to make Lin Xiaoxian feel better, therefore hand catches up, makes Lin Xiaoxian send out one to shout miserably: 虽然手法比不上某位手艺人,可顾小颜本来也不是奔着让林小贤好受去的,于是手儿一发力,又让林小贤发出一阵惨呼: „Great-aunt you wanted the life! Listened to me saying that two were good?” “姑奶奶你要了命了！听我说两句好不好？” „Good ~ said!” “好呀~说！” „Actually Teacher Wang does not need to fear that dear, you still us one time on the corridor? She at that time...” “其实王老师不用怕的,亲爱的,你还记得有一次我们在走廊上亲亲吗？她当时就…” Lin Xiaoxian starts explained and appraises Wang Xinyi „dangerous level”, the little darling stood one side Study Committee Member to stare in a big way the eye, looks inconceivable best friend supported the wall, grasped the Lin Xiaoxian's strategic point single-handedly, the eyeful is exuding small fox general mischievous and sly meaning. 林小贤开始解释并评估王欣怡的“危险等级”,乖乖站着一边的学习委员瞪大了眼睛,不可思议地看着闺蜜一手撑墙,一手把握着林小贤的要害,满眼泛着小狐狸一般调皮而狡猾的意味。 aura that this unflustered, even occupies a commanding position, deeply shocked Study Committee Member. 这幅从容不迫,甚至居高临下的气场,深深震撼了学习委员。 Originally Gu Xiaoyan such... such... 原来顾小颜这么…这么… How to say... 怎么说呢… Study Committee Member wants with shaking S described, but felt that the degree is too heavy. 学习委员本来想用抖s形容,但感觉程度太重。 Compared with shaking S, should say... very governing? 比起抖s,应该说…很御？ Therefore after Gu Xiaoyan, grew up will walk the Onee-sama wind...? 所以顾小颜以后长大了会走御姐风么…？ ...... …… The strange idea starts to fill the air in the Study Committee Member brain, but in the teacher office, Wang Xinyi that just finished class also pulled out just now from the paper of Zhou Jia there confiscation. 奇奇怪怪的想法开始在学习委员脑子里弥漫,而在教师办公室里,刚刚下课的王欣怡也掏出了方才从周佳那里没收的纸条。 【Baby: For a long time does not see, the husband is much worried...】 【宝宝:许久不见,夫甚念…】 Hey... 噫… Possibly is good-looking that because the character writes, Wang Xinyi read to feel somewhat embarrassed, after must look at the surrounding other teachers, obstructed the paper to look with the bonsai again quietly. 可能是因为字写的好看吧,王欣怡默读起来都觉得有些不好意思,要看一看周围其他老师之后,再用盆栽遮着纸条悄悄看。 Good, thinks Lin Xiaoxian that student does the puppy love, Study Committee Member this heavy features... are not never expected that right, is the clever sensible child, covertly discussed the love. 好吧,本来以为林小贤那种学生才搞早恋,没想到学习委员这浓眉大眼…不对,是乖巧懂事的孩子,也偷摸谈上恋爱了。 However Wang Xinyi after all is the young teacher, too does not conflict to this matter and that's the end. 不过王欣怡毕竟是年轻老师,对这种事也不是太抵触就是了。 On the paper has not signed, Wang Xinyi does not know that who the paper is writes, follows the following joke to look, quick, the office erupts one laughter suddenly, directly is frightening Du Tianjun of batch of work trembles: 纸条上没有署名,王欣怡也不知道纸条是谁写的,就顺着下面的笑话看下去,很快,办公室就突然爆发出一串笑声,把正在批作业的杜天君直接吓的一哆嗦: „Which water boiled?” “哪儿的水开了？” „Is Little Wang is smiling, Little Wang, what matter is so funny, said?” “是小王在笑,小王,什么事儿这么好笑啊,说说呗？” ---- ---- The water of office boiled, another side, the heart of Study Committee Member also put down, looks at Lin Xiaoxian to nod: 办公室的水开了,另一边,学习委员的心也放下了,看着林小贤点头: „Originally your broken matter has exposed.” “原来你的破事早就曝光了。” „What words did this call?” “这叫什么话？” Lin Xiaoxian pokes the face of Study Committee Member, really softly really slippery, likely block cheese: 林小贤戳学习委员的脸,真软真滑,像块奶豆腐: „The youngster young girl makes somebody one's spouse, how can say that is the broken matter? Xiaoyan, she scolded you.” “少年少女搞对象,怎么能说是破事呢？小颜,她骂你。” „Bah! Little instigated our sisters to relate!” Gu Xiaoyan in the past and Zhou Jia pasted the post , indicating the standpoint. “呸！少挑拨我们姐妹关系！”顾小颜过去和周佳贴贴,表明立场。 Lin Xiaoxian is also only the surface instigates certainly, looks at two to float the pretty bright little girlfriend to be affectionate, just like the beautiful scenery line, his naturally also quite feels together at heart happily. 林小贤当然也只是表面挑拨,瞧着两个漂漂亮亮的小女友亲亲昵昵和和睦睦,宛如一道明媚的风景线,他的心里自然也是颇感欣慰。 „Was right, Jiajia, I looked at my paper to you, were you should also say to me, what your paper did write?” “诶对了,佳佳,我都给你看我的纸条了,那你是不是也该给我说说,你的纸条写了什么啊？” „My that has not written anything, one joke.” Study Committee Member is pointing at Lin Xiaoxian, „, moreover is the vulgar cold joke.” “我那个没写什么,就一个笑话。”学习委员指着林小贤,“而且是低俗的冷笑话。” „Vulgar...” “低俗…” Gu Xiaoyan first a face disdains, at once is very interested: 顾小颜先一脸不屑,旋即十分感兴趣: „Has the color?” “带颜色的？” „That actually not, you made he himself tell you.” “那倒不是,你让他自己跟你说吧。” „Lin Xiaoxian, quickly, I must listen to the joke.” “林小贤,快,我也要听笑话。” Girlfriend's request naturally must satisfy, Lin Xiaoxian clears throat, smiles: 女朋友的要求自然要满足了,林小贤就清清嗓子,嘿嘿一笑: „Words said Three Kingdom era Liu Bei, his mount was Lu horse, one day, he rode a horse, the horse ran away, direct impact cliff. At this time nearby Zhang Fei saw, must shout anxiously: Big brother, your quick Le Mas! You guess how Liu Bei did say?” “话说三国时期刘备,他的坐骑乃是的卢马,有一天呢,他骑马的时候,马儿脱缰了,直冲悬崖。这时一旁的张飞看见了,就急得大喊:大哥,你快勒马！你猜,刘备怎么说？” „How to say?” “怎么说？” „Liu Bei scolded him: My joyful mother ratio! Hahaha... smiled, Xiaoyan, smiled with me quickly together...” “刘备就骂他:我快乐尼玛个比！哈哈哈哈…笑死了,小颜,快跟我一起笑…” „......” “……” Gu Xiaoyan is very speechless, lets Lin Xiaoxian has one type seemingly familiar regard the feeling. 顾小颜十分无语,让林小贤有一种似曾相识的既视感。 Un, probably before also shut out to a Xia Luoqiu lecture of cold joke... 嗯,好像之前给夏落秋讲冷笑话也是被嫌弃了… However this does not hinder Lin Xiaoxian to disseminate the own cold joke actively, therefore after being on vacation from school went home, gives Lin Xiaoshu to say. 但是这并不妨碍林小贤积极传播自己的冷笑话,于是放学回家后又给林小书讲了一遍。 „Hahaha... Xiaoshu? Very funny?” “哈哈哈哈…怎么样小书？是不是很好笑？” „Oh...” “唉…” Lin Xiaoshu is looking with the pitiful look to the Elder Brother who oneself wash foot, lifted wet foot to swing in the washbasin, raised, gently a tread on his chest: 林小书用可怜的眼神望着正在给自己洗脚的哥哥,抬起湿答答的脚儿在水盆里荡了荡,提起来,在他胸膛上轻轻一蹬: „Elder Brother, you did not love me.” “哥,你不爱我了。” „???” “？？？” „You will not speak the joke of this belt/bring swearing to me before.” “你以前就不会给我讲这种带粗口的笑话。” „This...” “啊这…” Lin Xiaoxian is slightly embarrassed, seizes in small foot in vain the basin: 林小贤略窘,把白白的小脚丫捉回盆里: „Before was before, your did not grow up...” “以前是以前,你这不是长大了嘛…” „?” “哦？” Lin Xiaoshu is dishonest, raises to shake shakes, shook Lin Xiaoxian the water drop: 林小书不老实,又提起来晃啊晃,把水珠晃了林小贤一身: „Therefore you agrees acknowledge now finally I do grow up?” “所以你现在终于肯承认我长大啦？” „......” “……” On Lin Xiaoxian mouth silent, actually becomes doubtful in private, the heart said that you „the toy of Sir” have used, when our thinking of elder brother did not acknowledge not good Eh... 林小贤嘴上沉默,私下却是犯嘀咕,心说你连“大人的玩具”都用过了,咱这当哥的想不承认也不行啊… Family/Home girl body is always clean, Lin Xiaoxian helps Xiaoshu wash foot while convenient tonight, washed, carried, water drops skidding hung on the new porcelain milk foot, like balcony on, in the pot, hung all over dew every morning these shoot petal, tender and delicate, held in the palms for a long time will be unable to put down. 家里的女孩儿身上总是干干净净的,林小贤今晚帮小书洗脚只是顺便为之,洗好了,拎出来,一颗颗水珠滑溜溜挂在新瓷般的奶足上,像极了阳台上,花盆里,每天清晨挂满露水儿的那些个嫩芽瓣儿,娇娇嫩嫩,在掌间捧久了都会爱不释手。 „Why has grabbed...? pervert...” “一直抓着干嘛…？变态…” „Hey, has a look to be smelly.” “嘿,看看臭不臭。” „Snort, that smelly?” “哼,那臭吗？” „Isn't smelly, hypericum as before! Haha!” “不臭不臭,海棠依旧！哈哈！” Lin Xiaoxian kisses the small sweet dumplings toe: 林小贤亲了亲小汤圆似的脚趾头: „Ok, slept, tomorrow must get up to sweep the graves earlier.” “好了,睡觉吧,明天要早点起来扫墓了。” „Un, hugs me.” “嗯,抱我。” The hugged words hug certainly with the princess, Lin Xiaoshu should be elder brother's princess inborn, after hugging, is places on the Lin Xiaoxian's bed. 抱的话当然是用公主抱,林小书天生就应该是哥哥的公主,抱过去之后,也是放在林小贤的床上。 Because will start to put three days of pure brightness tomorrow to be false, therefore is equivalent to Friday tonight, two people rested together are natural. 因为明天开始就要放三天的清明假了,所以今晚相当于周五嘛,两个人一起睡就是理所当然了。 As for the Mu Zhangqing words, because today has with the class in little friend game, therefore does is very tired, even the dinner ate every time lies down. 至于沐长卿的话,因为今天有和班上小朋友的游戏活动,所以搞的很累,连晚饭都每吃就躺下了。 This point actually also very made Lin Xiaoxian confuse. 这一点其实也挺令林小贤迷惑的。 The energy on bed is next to some virtuous young woman obviously, finally is one's turn does the matter is not good. 明明在床上的精力仅次于某位淑女,结果轮到干正事儿了就不行了。 This big girl... 啧,这大丫头… „Elder Brother, your today just returned to school, tomorrow will put is Pure Brightness false, is the feeling gains very much?” “哥,你今天刚返校,明天就放清明假,是不是感觉很赚？” „, I in any case am very not depressed, stays for day also to have a vacation, is really...” “并不,我反正很郁闷,才呆一天又放假,真是…” Lies on the bed, Lin Xiaoxian complained, put out the cell phone, from Gu Xiaoyan to Xia Luoqiu, started „empress” to conduct to several one by one sends respects daily. 躺在床上,林小贤边抱怨,边拿出手机,从顾小颜到夏落秋,开始对几位“娘娘”挨个进行日常问安。 „Elder Brother.” “哥。” „Un.” “嗯。” „In the past a little.” “过去一点儿。” „This?” “这样？” „A little... was again good in the past, almost.” “再过去一点儿…好了,差不多。” Two people rest an advantage, does not use to the adjustment of quilt that harshly, the side is accompanying the person is the best quilt, is flexible and easy-to-use, warm heart chaotic body. 两个人睡有一个好处,就是对被子的调整不用那么苛刻,身边陪着的人就是最好的被子,灵活又好用,暖心又乱身。 „pure brightness Eh...” “清明啊…” Under the dim light of night, bound Lin Xiaoshu in the world's warmest bedding, in the mind glittered some remote fragments, twittering, slept soundly quickly... 夜色下,裹在世界上最温暖的被窝里的林小书,脑海里闪烁了一些个久远的片段,呢呢喃喃,很快熟睡了…