ITDWTLTS :: Volume #5

#434: The curious cat celebrates the remaining years of life to return to school


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„!” “!” In the Second High third year Class 1 classroom, Lin Xiaoshu raised the head from the school desk fiercely, the blurred eyes flooded confused and are frightened. 二中初三一班的教室里,林小书猛地从课桌上抬起头,迷离双眼充斥了迷茫和惊惶。 Xiaoshu you awoke finally, rested two classes.” 小书你终于醒了,睡了两节课了都。” Once opponent, present friend and deskmate Xu Xiayi, built to receive in the Lin Xiaoshu body school uniform that little while, put on body. 曾经的对手,如今的朋友兼同桌徐夏怡,把那会儿搭在林小书身上的校服收了回来,穿回自己身上 Lin Xiaoshu scratches corner of the mouth subconsciously, said with amazement: 林小书下意识地擦擦嘴角,惊讶道: „Did I rest two classes? Teacher?” “我睡了两节课呀?老师呢?” Teacher has not called you, definitely is knows that you were very recently studious, understand you.” “老师没叫你,肯定是知道你最近很用功,理解你。” This point let alone teacher, the schoolmates on class can also look. 这一点别说老师了,班上的同学也能看出来。 Your face is quite red.” Xu Xiayi is pointing at the cheek of her powder powder. “你脸好红。”徐夏怡指着她粉粉的脸蛋。 Lies is resting the oxygen deficit.” Lin Xiaoshu held with the back of the hand. “趴着睡缺氧。”林小书用手背捧了捧。 Also perspired, today decreases temperature is so cold, did you have the nightmare?” “还出汗了,今天降温这么冷,你是不是做噩梦了啊?” Nightmare... 噩梦吗… Lin Xiaoshu wiped the forehead close small beads of sweat, rouses the powder cheek long to exhale the one breath: 林小书擦了擦额头细密的小汗珠,鼓着粉腮长长地呼出一口气: Calculates....” “算…是吧。” Xu Xiayi one hear, the both arms overlap, lies above is slantingly supine is visiting her: 徐夏怡一听,双臂交叠,把头趴在上面斜仰着看她: Xiaoshu, you dream to your elder brother?” 小书,你又梦到你哥啦?” Sleeps frequently the dream to beloved elder brother matter, in the Lin Xiaoshu friend circle is the open secret. 睡觉经常梦到心爱的兄长这件事,在林小书的朋友圈里已经是公开的秘密了。 Lin Xiaoshu hearing this nods gently: 林小书闻言轻轻点头: Besides him, a fuzzy woman.” “除了他,还有一个模糊的女人。” Fuzzy... woman?” “模糊的…女人?” Un.” “嗯。” Lin Xiaoshu puts out a pen body to make rollerball pen of comb from the stationery case, combs rest the chaotic hair, the tone is bad and disgruntled: 林小书从文具盒拿出一只笔身做成梳子的中性笔,梳一梳睡乱的头发,语气不善且不悦: „Very fuzzy, like being away from a window paper, but can see is an Sir, is quite imprudent, is coquettish, but also manages Lin Xiaoxian to call the Elder Brother...” “很模糊,就像隔着一层窗户纸,但能看出是个大人,好不检点,搔首弄姿,还管林小贤叫哥哥…” Eh... 啊… Xu Xiayi suddenly, some people dare to snatch her Elder Brother in the Lin Xiaoshu dream unexpectedly, that indeed is the fearful nightmare. 徐夏怡恍然,居然有人敢在林小书的梦里抢她哥哥,那的确是可怕的噩梦。 But, could be your dream to later?” Xu Xiayi sprouts up the fantasy. “不过,有没有可能是你梦到了以后的自己呢?”徐夏怡突发奇想。 Is impossible.” “不可能。” Lin Xiaoshu denies flatly, she will not be coquettish to Lin Xiaoxian. 林小书一口否认,她才不会对林小贤搔首弄姿呢。 ...... …… She not, naturally some people of meetings. 她不会,自然有人会。 The meanwhile Mu Zhangqing bedroom, Tuantuan / Dumpling squats in the entrance, listens that in the room is passing on Elder Brother, from time to time is rapid, from time to time is long, confuses very much. 与此同时的沐长卿卧室,团团就蹲守在门口,听着房间里传出来的那一声声“哥哥”,时而急促,时而悠长,很是迷惑。 Meow?” “喵?” Hasn't that small-sized shovel excrement officer come back? Who is calling the Elder Brother? 那个小号铲屎官不是还没回来吗?何人在叫哥哥? Although does not have that secular desire, but the hormone of stupid human sending out has overflowed from the crack in a door, making Tuantuan / Dumpling quite curious. 虽然早已经没有了那种世俗的欲望,但是愚蠢人类散发的荷尔蒙已经从门缝溢出来了,让团团颇为好奇。 As the saying goes curiosity killed the cat, but the cat is not curious in vain is the cat. 有道是好奇害死猫,可猫不好奇又枉为猫。 Therefore, for meow the dignity of native of Singapore, Tuantuan / Dumpling complied with the curious instinct, proficiently jumped, twisted open the door knob. 于是,为了喵星人的尊严,团团还是遵从了好奇的本能,熟练地一蹦,扭开了门把手。 Meow...?” “喵…?” Does not open the door importantly, does not open the door, has not seen the small-sized shovel excrement officer, actually sees two large size shovel excrement officers under an overlap dispute, an eyeful white and shiny scene transformation. 不开门不要紧,一开门,没见到小号铲屎官,却见两个大号铲屎官在一通交叠纠葛下,满眼白花花的光景一通变换。 A while turns into this:(.)(.) 一会儿变成这样:(.)(.) A while turns into this:( 0.8.) 一会儿变成这样:(.八.) A while turns into this:()() 一会儿又变成这样:(・)(・) ...... …… „... Meow...” “…喵…” The human behavior that is unable to understand makes Tuantuan / Dumpling shrink one group vigilantly, the claw claw hangs on the door knob, the body trembles. 无法理解的人类行为让团团警惕地缩成一团,爪爪吊在门把手上,身子瑟瑟发抖。 Tuantuan / Dumpling? How do you come in? Didn't lock a door?” 团团?你怎么进来的?不是锁门了吗?” It... un... is I have not possibly locked... un... following... to continue leave alone...” “别管它了…嗯…可能是我没锁好…嗯…继…继续…” Meow...” “喵…” Meow your younger sister! Has not gone out! In the evening the fish cancels dry/does!” “喵你妹的!还不出去!晚上鱼干取消!” Meow?????” “喵?????” Aiya said... quick... looks leave alone quickly I... am good...” “哎呀说了别管嘛…快…快看着我…好不好…” ...... …… After witnessing large size male shovel excrement officer short breathless, Tuantuan / Dumpling felt that very regretted, the curiosity killed the cat ancient precept is really not the rumor, for a while the hand asked for one to reprove inexpensively in vain did not say that did not have the fish to do. 目睹了大号雄性铲屎官短暂的气急败坏之后,团团感觉挺懊悔的,好奇害死猫的古训果然不是空穴来风,一时手贱白白讨来一顿训斥不说还没了鱼干。 Oh. 唉。 Perhaps this is allowing to be oppressed not produces the cat... 或许这就是任人宰割的无产猫吧… But the strength of no producing is infinity! 但无产的力量是无穷大的! As the resistance, Tuantuan / Dumpling does not have first to leave, but was retaliatorily holds in the mouth a Lin Xiaoxian's slipper secretly. 作为反抗,团团并没有第一时间离开,而是报复性地偷偷叼起了林小贤的一只拖鞋。 Tuantuan / Dumpling I warned you, immediately put down the shoes nature!” 团团我警告你,马上放下鞋质!” Tuantuan / Dumpling does not pay attention, runs away. 团团不予理睬,撒腿就跑。 Halts!” “站住!” Lin Xiaoxian wields an arm to grasp, the cat has not caught, actually not safe nightstand drawer grasping, the roller rumble was derailed to fall, inside thing fell place at sixes and sevens, looks at Lin Xiaoxian to say the headache: 林小贤挥出一只手臂抓过去,猫没抓到,倒是把一直不怎么稳当的床头柜抽屉给抓开了,滚轴咕噜噜脱轨而落,里面的东西乱七八糟摔了一地,看得林小贤直呼头疼: This smelly cat...” “这臭猫…” Snort, gets what one deserves, said makes you not manage.” “哼,活该,说了让你别理。” Mu Zhangqing pinched Lin Xiaoxian indignantly, she will just draw near shortly, stops finally all of a sudden, that type is itchy and flexure fires sentiment yu that has not been dispelling oppressed, simply uncomfortable must die to die. 沐长卿忿忿地掐了林小贤一把,刚刚她眼看都快到了,结果一下子生生止住,那种又痒又挠不着的憋闷灼烧着未消解的情yu,简直难受的要死要死的了。 Xiaoxian, tidies up later again, I... I quite uncomfortable...” 小贤,待会儿再收拾嘛,我…我好难受的…” Okay good...” “好好好…” The beautiful spring scenery is bright and beautiful, this time woman scattered to be invincible tenderly, that type chatty delightful also truly made Lin Xiaoxian have no time to attend , after being fast locked the gate thoroughly, such as seizes greedily generally re-enters the battlefield. 明媚的春光鲜艳而姣好,这个时候的女人撒起娇是无敌的,那种腻腻歪歪的甜美也确实让林小贤无暇多顾,快速起来彻底锁好门之后,就如饿虎扑羊一般重回战场。 But is unfortunate, quick, Mu Zhangqing in the card in the threshold, heard Lin Xiaoxian one towering startled: 可不幸的是,很快,沐长卿又是在堪堪卡在门槛的时候,听到了林小贤一声突兀的惊咦: Oh...” “哇哦…” Lin Xiaoxian! You suffer me intentionally !” 林小贤!你是不是故意折磨我哒!” „It is not, that what, Zhangqing, I want to ask when you do learn... to use this?” “不是,那啥,长卿啊,我就想问问,你是什么时候学会…用这个的?” „?” “?” Mu Zhangqing has not understood, looked at the past following the Lin Xiaoxian's vision, the discovery was just nightstand overturned one colorful thing assorted, there is a glimmer pink thing especially to focus attention on. 沐长卿没听懂,顺着林小贤的目光看过去,才发现是刚刚床头柜被打翻后的一摊花花绿绿的物什中,有个荧粉色的东西尤为瞩目。 No. 不。 Said accurately, is two. 准确的说,是两个。 An upright matchbox size, arrange/cloth every large or small several buttons, similar electronic car(riage) key. 一个方方正正火柴盒大小,布着大大小小的几个按钮,类似电子车钥匙。 Another is the thumb size, looked like elongated some quail eggs from the middle, is exuding an aerosil sense of reality smoothly, was very fine. 另一个则是拇指大小,长的像从中间拉长了一些的鹌鹑蛋,光滑地泛着一层硅胶质感,十分精致。 Mu Zhangqing is blinking the eye: 沐长卿眨巴着眼睛: What is this?” “这是什么?” Does a bit less, this little while also feared that what shames?” “少来,都这会儿了还怕什么羞?” Mu Zhangqing was more muddled: 沐长卿就更糊涂了: My first seeing, really does not know.” “我第一次见,真地不知道嘛。” With used also first seeing?” “用都用了还第一次见?” But here nightstand is not I uses, is Xiaoshu uses.” “可这边的床头柜又不是我用的,是小书用的啊。” Wha... what?!” “什…什么?!” Lin Xiaoxian just like hit by bolt from the blue, the expression stiffened instantaneously. 林小贤宛如被晴天霹雳击中,表情瞬间僵住了。 Such mind impact is natural. 这样的心灵冲击是自然的。 This thinks Lin Xiaoshu that is bound by a common destiny is a white paper, has not thought that has actually grown appearance that quietly, for detect inadequately... 本以为相依为命的林小书还是一张白纸,没想到却已经早就悄悄成长为了自己不成察觉的样子… After oneself leave the hospital fortunately, with she is affectionate time is so coy, various restraints, for fear that teaching people bad things she. 亏得自己出院后和她亲昵的时候还那么扭扭捏捏,各种克制,生怕“教坏”了她。 But now looks like, then Lin Xiaoshu, perhaps also instead in worry oneself teaching people bad things! 可如今看来,当时的林小书,说不定还反而在担心把自己“教坏”了! But what with letting the Lin Xiaoxian innermost feelings vacillates, under that pink thing, good skillful unfortunately, but also is pressing a own picture... 而跟让林小贤内心动摇的是,那个粉色的东西下面,好巧不巧的,还压着一张自己的照片… Rumble... 咕噜… The Lin Xiaoxian Adam's apple moves, felt that has very not wonderful scene to start in the mind to construct, but looked small face starts somewhat gloomy Mu Zhangqing, the spirit shakes to sober: 林小贤喉结动了动,感觉有很不妙的场景开始在脑海里构建起来,但一看身边小脸儿都开始有些阴沉的沐长卿,精神一震清醒过来: Sorry , to continue! This time does not certainly suspend!” “对不起啊,继续继续!这次一定不暂停了!” The light does not suspend being possible to be insufficient, to punish to suffering of repeatedly Mu Zhangqing, Lin Xiaoxian was forced the bell, waited for Mu Zhangqing to rest the past time exhausted, the time the evening, Lin Xiaoxian then has had almost free time to tidy up the room. 光不暂停可不够,为了惩罚对沐长卿的一再折磨,林小贤又被迫加了钟,等沐长卿筋疲力尽地睡过去的时候,时间差不多已经傍晚,林小贤这才有空收拾屋子。 The cat wool are not many, is easy to process. 猫毛并不多,好处理。 But that things of ground... 但地上的那一摊东西… Ok, the position that if puts changed, said that is Mu Zhangqing...” “算了,要是放回去的位置变了,就说是沐长卿吧…” Lin Xiaoxian is thinking like this, while returns the drawer the thing cautiously completely, when touches that extended version quail egg, heartbeat chaotic. 林小贤一边这样想着,一边小心翼翼地把东西全部放回抽屉,只是在触碰到那颗“加长版鹌鹑蛋”的时候,心跳乱了一下。 Although seemed like previous time uses up to wash cleanly, may after all be that type of thing, was Lin Xiaoshu, this made Lin Xiaoxian have the difference unavoidably, after face gave off heat, remembered should with the paper goods to front is being right. 虽然看起来是上次用完洗干净了的,可毕竟是那种东西,还是林小书的,这让林小贤难免心生异样,老脸一阵发热过后,才想起应该拿张纸巾垫着才对。 ----- ----- Had to discover that as for Lin Xiaoshu afterward anything is not right, Lin Xiaoxian is also unknown, the news obtained from Mu Zhangqing there is Xiaoshu has not inquired the matter of drawer to her in any case. 至于后来林小书到底有没有发现什么不对,林小贤也不得而知,反正从沐长卿那里得到的消息是小书并没有向她询问抽屉的事。 That works as nothing happened.” “那就当什么都没有发生吧。” Lin Xiaoxian deceive itself, displays A Q spirit, in later in several day fades from the memory this matter, works attentively, catches up last day before returning to school, « Emperor Tyrant " latest chapter name takes, for Big result ( 1 ). 林小贤自己骗自己,发挥阿Q精神,在之后的几天里淡忘这件事,全神贯注地工作,赶在返校前最后一天,把《霸帝》的最新章节名取为了【大结局(一)】。 Meanwhile, issued that «Cried Hong Kong in phoenix of» female frequency also had the wild reader one after another, active fans that even each chapters commented. 同时,发布在女频的《凤啼香江》也陆续有了野生读者,其中甚至有一个每章都评论的活跃粉丝。 Finally, the wild boar edition also sent in the news. 最后,野猪编辑也发来了消息。 The news is very simple, is very transparent: 消息很简单,也很明了: Draft I looked! This «Celebrates Remaining years of life» is very promising!】 【稿子我看了!这本《庆余年》很有前途!】 Lin Xiaoxian looked at the news to smile, did not reply. 林小贤看了消息只是笑笑,不回复。 The reason, did not certainly speak to install the expert. 原因嘛,当然是不说话装高手。 Three work plans conduct this, regardless of effect or progress, within the Lin Xiaoxian plan, but tonight, he can rest thoroughly, will accumulate for the tomorrow's returning to school day is energetic enough. 三个工作计划进行到此,不论效果还是进度,都在林小贤计划之内,而今晚,他就可以彻底休息一下,为明天的返校日攒够精神。
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